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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #i-is that enough spoiler tags #anyway twst just absolutely obliterating me with the schedule again #i saw the story completion campaign ended in june and was like 'oh okay that'll be when we get the next part' NOPE HA HA #oh my god rook. oh my god savana rook is real.#w...why is this a story card. hey twst wHY IS THIS A STORY CARD --#is rook dreaming of still being a rowdy boy or #and why is he...(squints) why is he in a pomefiore bedroom #never mind i'm actually terrified of this card now #god. the STETSON. i'm crying.#he really is just applejack huh #also vil i don't know what your problem was this man's mane is LUSCIOUS #and what's this? it's twst following up that first punch with the right hook of EVEN MORE of the best and silliest event #malleus is going to be in the middle of an angsty flashback while dangling us over a pit of spikes or something #and then we're going to cut directly to him having a charming little tea party with a small plush version of himself #oh twst your sense of pacing remains exquisitely incomprehensible #(no i love this though)

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screwpinecaprice · 9 months ago

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Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

#Hooooo boiii this lad is about to get funky.#He was internally screaming the whole time.#It's in my core memory as a connverse fan. I'm never truly going to let this up I believe. haha #Our boy really one day went out there wanting to get married as a teen like a true classic Disney princess. 😭#It was honestly endearing but sad and also pretty embarrassing. 😔#Secondhand embarrassment aside. Steven is pretty much lucky in the romance department. Which. Deserved by the way. With all the other #crap he had to deal with.#connverse #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #SU #my shiz #teal #SU comic #glowweek #connverse week #I have no idea if whatever Connie is spouting are actuallt true in real life. Good thing this can be chalked off as just a thing in their #fictional world.#Also I'm glad part of that was covered by Connie's body because I had to take a few notes from chat GPT to add in her enumerated rambling.#I had to make the glow bracelet float like that because I couldn't draw his hand holding it quiet right in that angle.#And yea that size difference is no error. That's how small Connie's wrist is compared to his hands. Or at least something like that.#comic

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the-skeleton-in-ur-closet · 2 years ago

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<3

it’s ok it’s just a little.

#oh right pap hasn’t made an appearance yet #compared to normal swap!pap he’s much sweeter and shy #he runs a small flower shop and thanks to his knowledge #he’s gotten real good at hiding bodies/evidence #well not that he’d ever need that knowledge of course…#my!art #undertale #undertale au #underswap #sans #papyrus #hitman code:blue

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gd-dollopole · 28 days ago

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I should find another hobby

Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.

#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we��re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh #i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch #please send help

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ultrav1olenced · 7 months ago

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thinking about resident evil protagonists having countless maps in their pockets. either folded neatly or just crumpled up.

leon gets lost for the 50th time that hour and scrambles to find the right map, getting out a compass and everything and starts strategizing to find the right path, meanwhile ashley is staring, wide eyed, at the ganados that just came to a freeze as soon as the maps left leon’s pockets

#even funnier if leon doesn’t know how to turn the map right and starts trying to match up the buildings on his map to real lif #ashley just stares at him wondering how he even navigated to spain in the first place #he didn’t. he was escorted there #somehow he’d get on a hijacked plane #proceeds to take over the plane after defeating the bad guys™#crashes the plane right in the ocean. hundreds dead #it’s a miracle he made it this far this is the same dude that can’t reuse a small key on the same locks #resident evil #leon kennedy

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dragoncarrion · 2 years ago

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He's like a thang to me

#tfp #maccadam #Predaking #starscream #(hes in there. right there real small)#transformers #tf #mine #i have to place them like that bc of the sizes otherwise it looks wonky 😭😭#ko and shockwave are here too but not physically (and only SW's hand lol)#i struggled so bad whth the colors on that first pic jesus christ #i had actually never drawn his dragon form before... definitely learned the basics to make silly doodles

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smuby · 1 year ago

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Okay now draw spy with armor shield and sword made of cigarette boxes

ok i took some liberates because i do not have the brain power to imagine a sword and shield made of cigarette boxes so heres spy and his one single comedically oversized cigarette box that can be used as a shield sometimes

#im sorry for not doing the request completely right but the thought of spy holding a really big cigarette box was really funny to me #now for the real questions #is he really small or is the box just really big #drop your answers down below #smub art #tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #tf2 spy #shitpost

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buwheal · 1 year ago

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BEACH OUTFIT 💥💥💥💥

He used to surf the web back in 98'.

#the clothes were so difficult for no reason i kept having to edit them #i actually really like this one lol #cunty uncle type thing going on #Also i love the HC that he as a plush tummy thats so cute and im stealing it #i was about to give him flipflops until i realized he cant do that #He had a dolphin print shirt but it looked ugly with the shorts and i really wanted the striped shorts lol #deltarune spamton #spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton fanart #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #i think it looks fine but still i hope it comes across he's resting his right arm on an invisible prop for the pose lol #there was a small little fella in the back of my mind who wanted to put him in a two piece but i couldnt sorry lmfao #edit: I forgot to write this out but I wanted to put it on any post bc i dont want to post a txt post just for this #but honestly he's gotta be some flavor of queer.#It doesnt matter to me which type all that much but I HC that even though he probably is #he has never been in a relationship and i dont think he ever will #he is so full of himself and he's kind of an ass tbh. That and i doubt he trusts anyone with what he's gone through #even if he got time to heal i dont think he'd ever trust someone enough to make a real relationship that way #Thats it thanks for coming to my ted talk #if you opened the tags here's your secret paragraph & im not sorry #BuwheArt

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clownsuu · 1 year ago

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I finally have some free time to draw sketches and tell you about my headcannons with (young) Harvey and Dr. Stone!! 💥💥

The first headcanon: Harvey really likes to touch Stone's funny sticking-out hair with his antennae (I have no idea what to call it lol). OF COURSE, Dr. Stone gets angry, and Harvey just giggles and watches him—

The second headcanon: I thought it would be funny if Dr. Stone had (and maybe still has) a secret hobby of collecting minerals and stones. it's pretty funny that a sullen and angry dude collects and examines all sorts of stones, and then writes something in his book, muttering something under his nose. if Harvey somehow found out about his husband's hobby, he could throw him beautiful stones while he was going somewhere.

The third headcanon: Harvey loves hugging Dr. Stone very much, when he does this, this old fart immediately starts to get angry and swear, but after 15-20 minutes calms down and falls asleep. maybe Harvey does this on purpose so that his husband at least sometimes gets a full sleep

(not) Old people,,,,

#Not really old fards...#Thembs existing (Real) HSHDHDJJD #To Harvey his antennae are silly lil things- but sometimes pokes someone with em as a form of smooch/doting someone #Loving husbambs...#Also the two lil things sticking up stone's head is technically a dreadlock versions of cowlicks lmAO #Though it would most likely either be due to being cut very small- or just folded and tied to achieve the look #But that's for the human version anyway muppet vers dont need reasons lmAo #FUNFACT I never really talked about it and just mentioned it briefly-#But stone has a rock named “grandson” with googly eyes on it #He uses it mostly to mock frank with it on how his “grandson” is better than frank will ever be smhh #Last part definitely is something that would happen HDBDBD #Dr Stone specially as a youngin was a HUGE workaholic (still is but becoming old made him a lot more tired)#And Harvey would always try and set up a sleeping schedule for him so he can get a good nights rest #(Which sometimes worked- though stone would usually wake up an hour or two later and go right back to work-)#Harvey always tried his best for stone 😔💔🥄🥄#BUT AWEAWEAWE THE OLD FARDSSS;;;;#CUTE LIL DOODLES OF EMMMMM

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cerullos · 6 months ago

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watching my favorite lesbian tragedy

#bridgerton spoilers #peneloise #i feel INSANE #because they will find some dull way to write themselves out of it but eloise is right!#she understands what colin NEVER will #eloise has seen the real penelope she's seen her hunger for self sufficiency and her penchant for petty gossip #and the utter RUTHLESSNESS of her ambition!#she's had her reputation & the reputation of her entire extended family dragged through the mud by whistledown #and angry as she is she STILL keeps penelope's secret #because truthfully if she could she would trade places w/ pen she WISHES she could be whistledown #& more than anything else THAT'S why she's angry! that she wasn't included in this. that penelope has found this path to power & influence #while eloise is forced to conform to her family's wishes & marry a man she doesn't love #& make small talk at parties for the rest of her life while she's rotting inside #colin loves a girl he made up in his head #eloise loves (AND hates!) the real penelope in equal measure #they are sooo much more interesting than polin will ever be i'm scratching at my walls

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gayleafpool · 5 months ago

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varian would love cheesy romance novels

#plus hes so romance novel protag coded #just a small town girl livin in a lonely woooooorld she took the midnight train goikg anywhere #no but for real small town farmer’s kid with no friends #he sneaks off into the woods to read his little books and hopes for his bella swan moment #i have such a bad migraine right now which means i need to just say shit about my little guy #varian

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eclipseshotel · 9 months ago

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Me busting into Elder Predator’s chambers to chew his ass out after he ignored my gauntlet call six times in a row (he was taking a much needed old man nap)

#big guy was knocked out #being an ancient yautja is exhausting #and then dealing with my bitch ass…#oh he’s gonna bite a good chunk of my ass off when he wakes up #pardon my behavior I’ve just been very dickprived as of late #it makes me say and do things I shouldn’t #also yes I spied on him and memorized the key code to break into his chambers #he knows this already unfortunately I leave my scent behind when I snoop around his quarters #I also shed so he’s always finding strands of my hair #and I leave very small gifts around for him in places I assume he won’t notice right off the bat #but his finely tuned observations detect traces of my phantom presence #he’s contemplating setting up a trap to catch me redhanded #yes I must answer for not respecting his personal space #especially to discipline me for my poor cloaking execution #now he can’t bring any Yautja women around cuz they’ll smell me there #but let’s be real he hasn’t done that in a long time #yautja #avp elder #elder predator

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capn-twitchery · 7 months ago

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i wanted a tiny colour ref grace to match twitch but the art styles didn't end up matching, oops!!! but they can still hang out on the canvas. it's fine

#he looks so small. help. how is this their real height difference. how is twitch so much Leg. their legs are almost as tall as his chest #their proportions are whack next to eachother and the different art styls do Not helpxD #i keep changing grace's colours CONSTANTLY bc my art has texture on it so i colour pick and get it slightly wrong each time #his hair keeps changing from light brown to blonde and his eyes kept changing from grey to green and back again #so i chose neither and he gets to be right in the middle of both bc i am a fence sitter #ok don't throw things at me i am going to bed i promise i just wanted to doodle 😌#fred draws

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abby-howard · 2 years ago

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Part 2 of my 2023 hourlies; Part 1 here!

---CW family death (not sad)---

#hourly comics day #cw family death #family death (not sad)#hourly comic day 2023 #autobio comics #webcomics #between this and fingerquest it was an eventful day #i almost made comics about grandma flowers' particular brand of cruelty but they weren't conveying it just right #but as an example #she would adopt a cat/dog and feed it ice cream and whole chickens #then when it was too large to get up the stairs she would say "he's just not himself anymore U_U #and suddenly the animal would be gone (put to sleep)#she was skinny as a rail and had such weird ways of fatshaming every woman in my family #buying us clothes three sizes too big and saying i'm not sure it'll fit :/ it might be too small for you #and of course she was hideously racist #but had no real convictions beyond making everyone in the room with her uncomfortable #she was a very particular brand of evil southern woman that's a bit of a dying species #oh well #i will not miss her evil cackling while telling us stories of neighbors' cats she had shot

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moeblob · 6 months ago

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And then she threatens to kill him if he doesn't man up and say that while looking her in the eye (and then he apologizes while looking at her in the eye because he cannot be directly rude).

#my characters #they might all be adults but really they are also children - they are my children your honor i love them #imagine right and brent to the side and right saying wow damn cant believe blondie was told what i expected to hear my whole life #and brent saying he would take his life and then there is a pause and then he says ah wait that was more threatening than i intended #and right yelling to karen HEY BLONDIE I THINK BRENT JUST THREATENED TO KILL ME #and she yells back BUT I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU TWO THREATEN TO KILL PAUL OR SOMEONE ELSE I CAN SACRIFICE #and rick just relieved the focus is off of him so fast because he doesnt want to die by karens hands #and doesnt know she actually wouldnt kill him bc she would feel too guilty bc hes too nice and she has a small conscience #thats why please threaten paul i would love to kill paul it would be cathartic actually please let me kill paul #its a dnd au and she craves the murder and violence ok let her have this its not real #thinking about right and brent a lot lately and yet i didnt even draw them ...

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numbuh · 2 months ago

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i just want to put them in the same room and see what happens

#i think bart would call him a pussy but they would both eventually realize #they have some of the same issues and the self-awareness sucks so bad they never speak again #transmission.png #benny #my fanart #numbuh 52 pickup #or bart humiliates him extensively and it's like that modern episode #where martin was like ''bart you're only nice to me when no one's around. you are worse than a bully. you're a COWARD and a CONFORMIST'#benny is a coward and conformist in some ways but he'd rather die than do most of the stuff bart does in general #though benny def likes fictional pranksters like bart cuz they're not real and they're Sooo Cool #bart can't be an actual rebel right and benny can't fit the prankster boy mold because his heart is too big / he's too emotionally aware #it's like trying to be a professional clown but your makeup sucks really bad and your clown shoes are too small #and everyone's like yeah you did the routine good but your presentation was lacking

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