#(here comes) the rooster
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@redeemer46 seriously. It's like they all know about Thranduil's rooster 🐓 🙄 🤣🤣🤣
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Lol my neighbors knocked the power out
They were cutting down a tree and it fell on the lines connecting to their house
Hilariously its the same neighbors that had a tree fall on the lines the last time the power was out
#this is way funnier than when the power just randomly goes out back in Lawrence#i also wanna paint a little picture here cuz i dont wanna take pictures of my neighbors house#but its a little pointy house that looks like it belongs in the swiss alps#idk why i get that vibe from it but thats the vibe it has#they have chickens and i think one of the neighbors said they had a cow at one point#they have a very noisy rooster#we're technically not supposed to have roosters here but the neighborhood dogs are honestly just as noisy so no one gives a shit#the rooster is Extra Loud right now#he apparently is not a fan of all the activity happening around his house right now#the neighbor directly across the street from me has a chihuahua that is also Not Happy with all the activity#looks like they got the tree moved off the lines so now we're just waiting for the power company to come out and reconnect them
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Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh
#yk damn well he'd make the vague but absolutely not vague threats and then actually follow through on them#HE WOULD NOT MISS!!!!!!!#anyways this week has sucked so bad dear god#the cold I've had for a month has apparently been pneumonia#And I coughed so hard I TORE A FUCKING MUSCLE in my ribs and I could barely move for days and had to sleep in a recliner#also finally got diagnosed with adhd but found out all my old teachers told my mom they think I have it and I should get tested but NOOOOOOO#SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT#there literally couldn't have been a clearer sign than when I almost failed fourth grade because I couldn't turn in my homework on time#The election obviously my immediate family are full Kamala but my grandparents are VERY Trump#Oh and my brothers therapist told us he apparently has the most severe case of executive dysfunction he's seen in his 30 years of working#He literally told us to just take him out of college and let him live at home forever because he won't be able to finish school#because of it so THAT'S gonna be fun since my dad said if he ever tries to come live back here he'll throw him out on the streets#THIS IS JUST IN A WEEK#WHO IS MY OPP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I DON'T DESERVE THIS FANFIC WRITER ASS LORE#LEAVE ME ALONE 😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb florida#election 2024
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Finally continuing !!1!!!1!!1!
(pt. 1^^^)
Ron huffs as his ex lover storms out the lockers. He glances at Tom, who is calmly changing into civilian clothes. Ron then looks at Maverick. Maverick glares back at Ron. Ron can’t help himself, so he grins. “You and I both know he ain’t gonna tell you the story.”
Maverick doesn’t miss the way Ron didn’t say his name. Or at least his call sign. “I’m okay with that.”
Ron shrugs. “I’ll tell you my side of the story.” And he sits down on the bench, facing Maverick with a sly grin.
“Ron,” Tom finally speaks up, glancing back to give his best friend a warning look, that was waved off.
“I liked to party.” Ron started. He glares when Maverick scoffs. “I did! Still do. I’m a laid back guy, but I can never settle down. For your buddy—“
“Nick,” Maverick glares again. “Or Goose.”
“Right. Whatever,” Ron shrugs him off. “But for your buddy, I still tried. But I couldn’t break my habits. Especially because he left me alone to deal with your pansy ass. I had Tom help me, but nothing was working. I cheated on him.”
“At least you’re man enough to admit it. But WHAT THE HELL, RON!?” Maverick yells.
“Not something I was proud of, and I drunkenly admitted I cheated on him after a fight.” Ron sighs, no longer meeting Pete’s eyes. “I was sober by the time he was already gone. I loved…him. I loved Nick, Maverick, but it was too late for anything. Yet, we tried, and crashed.”
Tom pats Ron’s shoulder, handing his clothes to him. “Goose is married now, right?”
Pete nods. “Yeah, to Carole. And they have a son. Bradley.”
“Adorable.” Tom scrunched his nose. “Ron’s girlfriend is pregnant. They want to name him Jake, and have the baby take his momma’s last name. Jake Seresin.”
“The mom’s last name is Jake Seresin? So the baby’s name is gonna be Jake Jake Seresin?” Maverick questions.
“No, you dumbass.” Ron growls. “Jake Seresin. Let’s go, Ice.”
Tom nods, following his best friend out the locker room, leaving Maverick.
Pete sighs at the memory. He’s looking at The Dagger’s files, giving quick glances at their strengths and what not before they come in. Maverick pauses, when someone’s catches his attention.
Jake Seresin. Callsign- Hangman.
It’s bad enough the name is familiar, but when he sees who the father is of this competitive flyer? It feels like Maverick is back in Top Gun. Ron ‘Slider’ Kerner is the father.
Maverick puts the files away when the daggers start filing in.
Bradley with Natasha and Bob, and Jake with Javy.
Jake accidentally bumps into Bradley, and they turn to look at each other. The grin Jake gives reminds Maverick of Slider. The headache he feels coming along.
“Bradshaw!” Jake bites his bottom lip to stop himself from saying anything more.
Bradley, however, takes a moment to look Jake up and down, frowning. “Seresin.”
Jake finally takes a seat next to Javy, whispering.
Maverick gives everyone a tired look. Fucking hell. It’s Top Gun all over again.
End!!11!
(I made it in Ron’s point of view, showing how he didn’t think of Maverick as anything more than Maverick, until he fully opens up. And doesn’t say Nick’s name, because it’s too hard.)
#ron slider kerner#ron kerner#tom iceman kazansky#tom kazansky#pete mitchell#pete maverick mitchell#nick goose bradshaw#nick bradshaw#top gun angst#top gun headcanons#top gun maverick#top gun fanfiction#top gun 1986#top gun fic#goose x carole#goose x slider#slider x goose#sligoose#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#hangman x rooster#hangster#PART TWO IS FINALLY HERE WOOP WOOP#obviously last part cus this took almost two years..#it was so hard coming up with why the broke up#break up#angst#angst with a happy ending#grrr bark bark awooga#guys pls read this omg
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Hey-
As someone who hasn't been active in the RWBY fandom in years
What in the general fuck are you guys doing over there?
#RWBY#RWDE#I don't even know which one they belong in#Rooster Teeth#James Ironwood#Every one of you come get your imbecile. I have no idea what they're doing here#I haven't been in that echo chamber of a fndm in YEARS - but yall were NOT this bad. what in the god damn
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ok ive gotten in the loop. 4 new episodes, that's weirdly specific but still exciting!!! some people have pointed out that if there were two more batches like this later in the year it would add up to the 12 episode season we're used to. i guess it could also be 4 extended-length episodes like the 20 special.
or even just 4 regular length episodes and that's it. but i feel like setting up that whole "until next summer" thing, along with the new voice actors and merch and the big rooster teeth convention being themed around the show this year, just to release a 1/3 length season of 10 minute episodes would be a little weird?? not necessarily impossible, but i don't know why they would do that.
i'm not gonna get my hopes up because literally all we know is that 4 episodes are coming and we have no solid evidence that anything else will happen. still, i feel like all that setup indicates that they could possibly have bigger plans than they're letting on
#camp camp#to be entirely fair this is ROOSTER TEETH we're talking about#trying to apply logic here is kind of pointless. its rooster teeth#afaik they also havent said that this season will be the last of camp camp ive just been making that assumption myself#ive never liked a show early on that went on to have more than 5 seasons. honestly 3 was probably the maximum barring camp camp itself#im so used to everything i like getting cancelled early on#plus i had kind of mostly come to terms with the death of camp camp by 2022 so it continuing at all was already unexpected
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punch out furry edits - bug edition !!!
here we have escarjoe and mac-erpillar the japanese emperor caterpillar :3
#little mac#glass joe#punch out#punch out wii#punch out!!#it was. SO challenging to make mac look like the designated bug but also not make him uncanny#i think he looks a bit out of place next to joe but whatever this is months old now n ur getting it NOW#i wanted to make mac a bug to make him stand out more from the cast who r mostly mammals sans joe#plus his pink tracksuit is kinda like a cocoon AND hes an up and coming boxer so therefore a caterpillar just felt fitting#also i wanted to make joe a rooster bc national animal of france plus hes seen as the most ''cowardly'' and weakest character#but i loved the idea of him being a snail even more so i did that#plus hes a slow boxer so it fits !!!!! ok here done rambling now hee hoo#monkey brain edits#monkey brain draws
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Not me writing a fluffy one shot for BRADLEY BRADSHAW. What the hell is happening to me. 😩
#top gun maverick#mom come get me I’m scared#how did i end up here#bradley bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#it’s so angsty and romantic#Bob baby I promise I’m still your number one girl#I just can’t get this out of my head
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So divinez 2 is out and I have words (warning this is a semi rant about kuon)
So we already Kuon was gonna be a villain, obviously his smiling face cannot always be really and i mean look at him, he’s clearly leading us somewhere shady (not that we aren’t gonna follow)
But what genuinely pissed me off when his fake humble “I just got lucky.” Because one cannot ‘get lucky’ when winning a prize for a paper on quantum physics. I know one idea some people have is to down play accomplishments bc they don’t want to see like they’re bragging but there is something so irk about saying you lucked your way into a scientific award, those things had to be peer-viewed and yes there were problems hundreds of papers he was being judged with but one cannot luck there way into that as one would the lottery! (Kento being the voice of reason as always)
Rainbows and my baby boy taizo being a happy camper with his bestie (the work place drama and/or levels of professionalism that these two will go through)
Infinite Knowledge my god
#vanguard#cardfight!! vanguard#cardfight!! vanguard divinez#cfv#kuon aikawa#its weird to know your classmates names just from glancing at the rooster once#im sorry i would avoid him like the plague if i was told that#i know hes just stalking suou so he knows them from that but man come up with better excuse#taizo kiyokura#kyohma kurosaki#been here for less than 10 seconds and i love him
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10 times Bradley spends a happy Father's Day, making out presents for Goose, than for Mav and for Ice, plus three times it was the worst day of the year (the first one without Goose, the first one after Mav pulls his paper and the one after Ice's death).
#in this conuntry where people are losing their minds minute by minute it's: father's day#known as the day lucky people are going to eat zeppole and unlucky people (like me) are going to eat tiramisu they made themself#so here i am to serve you a plate of angst and the weirdest 5+1 structure#i know you usamericans celebrate it in a month but okay i'm going to come up with something else by then#maybe an happy one#bradley rooster bradshaw#nick goose bradshaw#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#carole bradshaw#dead nick goose bradshaw#dead tom iceman kazansky#canon fuckin' complaint#but with the intent of spitting in it's eye and hate if forever❤️🔥#icemav#top gun (1986)#top gun: maverick#and everything in the middle
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My toxic trait is that when I start to be slightly less feral about Barto I start to miss him and then I rewatch Film Red (bc I miss him!) and then I fall in love with him all over again.
The cycle repeats.
I endure.
This is my 4th time watching Film Red this year. He is everything to me!
Everytime I think I’m out he pulls me right back in. I don’t think I’ll ever be free of him.
And I don’t want to be!!!
#one piece#op#bartolomeo#breezy rambles#bartolomeo the cannibal#here comes a thought#here cums a thot#hehehe#my mans thank you to my mans#truly my one and only#crest head#rooster head
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Here is my first post and submission of my page. A commission I did for my coworker who loves chickens. The face was inspired by the handsome frogs from here comes Niko!
#handcrafted#handmade#chicken#handsome chicken#handsome frog#here comes niko#crafts#crafting#sewing#fabric#fabric crafts#rooster
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❣️Give Me Your Hand {Here Is My Heart} is hitting your dash in the next couple of hours❣️
Things to look forward to:
•How Rooster got his callsign
•5k+ of smut
•How Bradley found out about SG’s tattoo
•5k+ of smut
•What gift Phoenix gave him after a break-up
•5k+ of fun, fluffy smut
#in this house we don’t bury the lead#it’s thotty thirsty thursday y’all#here have some smut and fluff and smut#coming soon to a tumblr near you#bradley bradshaw imagine#bradley bradshaw x reader#bradley bradshaw x you#top gun imagine#top gun maverick imagine#bradley bradshaw fanfiction#rooster x reader
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psa • hi, you're lovely
okay, circle of trust time.
as a writer on this platform – in fucking FANTASTIC company with other writers i might add – i just wanna say, i'm here for you! we're a community, right? it's so easy to get caught up in stats and likes and reblogs and cranking shit out, but don't forget why you're here. here's why i'm here ( you do it too if you reblog this!! ):
i love to write
i love sharing my love of fandoms and characters with others
i love being able to grow a beloved character into something more and give them the attention and detail they so deserve
i love when someone shares the same thoughts and hc's as me
i love nerding out about the details
i love putting music / playlists together to go with my writing
and...i love me some smut. i'm sorry ( i'm not )
but seriously, so many other reasons too and i just think we should all be kinder to ourselves. because at the end of the day? this lil silly space is so special. getting to share our writing and have people read it without having to publish a book ( and if you do SHARE IT! i wanna buy itttt ). and what a cool time to be able to make friends from all over the world all because of a couple of dudes named steve and eddie.
okay. love you, love yourself, love your writing and your craft, and this is your note to be kind to yourself today. cos you're talented and worth it! SMOOOOOCH! ♥️
tagging some bbs, don't feel pressured to re-post! i just want you to know this applies to youuuu xoxo, @upsidedownwithsteve • @familyvideostevie • @loveshotzz • @forevermoreharrington • @roanniom • @plainemmanem • @stvharrngton • @theemporium • @honeymunson • @livingintheupsidedown • @luveline • @1986harrington • @lucasnclair • @stevebabey • @stevestummy • @sattlersquarry • @curiositydooropened • @willowherbal • @annab-nana@acourtofsnakes • @starryeyedstories • @fiveraccoonsinatrenchcoat • @katsu28 • @lovebugism • @fleurfairie
#repost this and tag your moots#or people you love#or your fav writer#or whoever comes to mind!#cos this shit can get nutty real quick#and honestly we're all just here cos we love to read and we love steve and eddie and james and sirius and remus and rooster and hangman and#yep
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Alice In Chains - Rooster (From MTV Unplugged)
#Ain't found a way to kill me yet#video#alice in chains#(here comes) the rooster#1996#mtv unplugged#live#Youtube#gen x music hour
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Found a big folder on my computer with all my 15 year old MP3 music saved and there are some BANGERS in here I forgot about but mostly it's the twilight soundtrack and Supernatural 80s rock I was pretending to like 😬
#but also Alice in Chains - Here Comes the Rooster does slap#i did actually like it but mostly just cause i would relive the scene#back when that show was good so pre S5#i have all of RPattz music lmao#i mean the deep cuts#like To Roam and Stray Dog#where he's drunk and sounds crazy#real ones know
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