#(he needs a last name)

[cringengl]

Ngl I would watch a stranger things spinoff where Jonathan and Argyle get high in weirder and weirder places and get into absurd situations

[sidebloggingsohardmydickfallsoff]

Does this Star Trek character know where the clit is?

Let’s start with the captains:

Kirk- probably? But he doesn’t always use it proper. Still better than most.

Picard- this man’s posture becomes a plank as soon as the word is mentioned. Yes he knows, yes it because he slept around as a student, no he will not talk about it.

Sisko- 100% knows and knows how to use it too. I think he loves giving head.

Katheryn- of course.

Archer- doubtful. He claims to know but he goes into every sexual encounter as well prepared as he goes into his role as captain or any battle situation or ANY contact with aliens or- I’ll stop.

Saru- no. Man’s didn’t even know his body was capable of surviving a major fever.

Michael- Of. Course.

Freeman- yes, but.

Pike- for certain. I think he also liked giving head or anything as long as his partner is into it. I just KNOW he’s also a little freaky, but refuses to show it to anyone, ever.

[beesgav]

was gonna write a longer message but then decided i liked it more like this

[claryfrayed]

stranger things characters as things my friends have said (pt. 2 cause the 1st one blew up):

erica: no, i’m not religious. the only god i believe in is the guy from monopoly. he’s crazy loaded.

steve: you don’t think the rest of us feel like idiots? dustin: that’s how you usually feel. it’s new for the rest of us.

lucas: will just told me that i’m his favorite. mike: i’ve been forsaken.

mike, awkwardly: have you had your first kiss? will: no, not yet. mike: oh… well i have. will, annoyed: good for you?

robin, watching steve do anything: oh the woes of peaking in high school.

argyle: you dudes are the reason why this country hasn’t put directions on shampoo.

max: men really do just be out here, huh?

lucas: guys it’s finally halloween! someone should be mike and someone should be el cause that relationship was the scariest!

nancy: i hate when people ask me if i’m on my period. like no. i was just angry at the situation. but now, thanks to you, i’m actually feeling very homicidal.

will, seriously: you know what i don’t get about horror movies? people are always acting so horrified when they get possessed but in real life i’d be like okay… jesus might not be taking the wheel but someone with a bit more pizazz might do the trick.

eddie, in excitement: there’s so many songs about sex! it’s just so profitable!

[illmamnim-art]

Happy MerMay! Here's my favorite illusionist- my oc Gil (he/she)

I know he's not a mermaid but I like fish so he likes fish so I count it

[dilf-illustrator]

trying to figure out this new oc but he’s proving a little hard to draw 😑 always happy to sketch out some dilfs tho…

[corals-corner]

heya! saw your post about your oc raymond and i got pretty interested in the funny guy

wanted to ask about (1) what his personality's like? and (2) we know he is aware the other rangers are jealous of him, but what does he feel about that?

Yay, i get to talk about him :)

He's pretty much like most other rudinns, prideful, a bit greedy when it comes to treasure and is basically just another ranger doing his job. But he is nicer than some and took pride in his position before it all went to shit. - After the knight took over he was constantly anxious and paranoid about what would happen if he made even the smallest mistake around the king. And after he was overthrown, he's still a bit scared about messing up

Before the knight, he would often gloat to his friends since he got more benefits with his higher rank, but he made sure to never cross boundaries. - he knew some people wanted him to fail and take his place, but he took pride in what he did and was careful around others and tried not to make a scene. it did make him feel bad that he was able to get away with a lot more than his co-workers when Spade took over, but he tried to help others with his title and status.

i love him so much. hes my home made little guy and hes fun to pllay with. if you want to know anything else, please let me know

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[wuntrum]

2025 horror pin up calendar!!

print version | digital (/print it yourself) version

a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[ash-and-starlight]

one day, in a thousand years

[leqclerc]

Charles + "Sebastian" in Grill the Grid 2024: Name Two Drivers Challenge!

[fortheloveofexy]

if andrew and neil ever got married, it wouldn't be for tax benefits (they're both rich from careers in exy, what do they care about taxes) or hospital visitation rights (they're already each other's emergency contacts and legal power of attorney, they don't necessarily need marriage for that).

It'd be for spousal privilege, so they can never be forced to testify against one another in court.

[chandralia]

trying to casually explain katsuki’s devotion to izuku is impossible because why does it go from helping him train to RISKING HIS LIFE FOR HIM in a split second