#(he hates it)

[fishymom-art]

I do wonder how is Bill when it comes to memory gun? He almost died and I assume when to semi-prison therapy because of it. Is he alr with it? Does he hate it? Is he afraid?

Uuhhh…. Well, it could’ve been worse, right?

[didderd]

plot twist: th bunny is fell sans

[bressynonym]

prime cuts 🥩🔪

[orange-catsidy]

[cinthgarden]

Nisekao by Yama but it’s Sunday

[obae-me]

I'd like to think there's a certain board that the House of Lamentation has now, and I'd like to think that MC put it up themselves in one of the public rooms like the living room or common room just so they make a little spectacle of it. For example:

Lucifer: Ah, MC, how are you doing toda-- No. Don't you dare!

MC: *Approaches board slowly.*

Levi: LOL, so much for a new record.

Lucifer: MC, if this is a joke, I'd-- put down the marker!

MC: *Adresses the 'days since MC has had a near-death experience' board. Erases the current number and puts a big zero down.*

Lucifer: Do I even want to ask?...

MC: Probably not.

[igotathingforwolverine]

⭐️Logan Begrudingly Letting You Pamper Him: 616 Worst!Logan⭐️

How He Got Here:

You were doing a Self Care Day.

Logan had no idea what that meant but Wade does . “oooo Peanut Self Care is ALL the rage. Vanessa has to do it, ya know stripper gotta look good.” The Merc’ with the Mouth says.

Logan all Masculine Lumberjack: “that sounds dumb.”

He don’t need no self care! HE takes care of others not the other way around!! Damn it.

So how the fuck did he wind up in a bath tub with something called ‘Pine and Cedar’ smelling bath oil, his hair slicked back with warm tones of some kinda earthy leather brand of male leave in conditioner. With you running fingers in his beard with oil and cleanser and beard balm.

And why does he like it….

You and Wade while you work on scrubbing under his nails perched on the edge of the tub as Wade watches trying so hard not to squee.

Logan up to his slutty pecs in bubbles: “gimme the booze”

Who wants Part 2? LOL

[myartsing]

Consider this: Thing as a mobile messenger between Enid and Wednesday

[flawswelove]

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *8*

Vlad Masters is someone who the Bats find highly suspicious. So suspicious that Bruce never lets himself be alone with the man.

To many businesses got usurped by the man, as soon as he made a deal with the owners.

But Masters was quite the hermit, who seemed to never go out as long as he didn't see a benefit in it. He also just got custody of his godson and issued a statement, that he would stay out of the limelight for a while, to grief his two dear friends and their daughter.

And since it seemed like he wouldn't leave Amity Park in quite some time, they needed someone on the inside, since they just couldn't get through their firewall from the outside.

The godson - Daniel James Fenton - is 16 years old and still in highschool. Maybe the boy knows something or at least could make it easier for them to find a way in.

And because all of that Tim stands now in front of Casper High. Just because he was similar in age and would be in the same grade as Daniel.

He had just dropped out of school, just for Bruce to push this case onto him. If he didn't know it any better, he could think that his father wants him to change his mind about school...

He really hopes that he can get the Intel fast, he really has no time or desire to go to school.

Theoretically it was easy: befriend Daniel, ask him about Masters, have an outing at the home of Masters, so that he can gather information.

Really it should be simple.

But... he was already nine days in Amity and Daniel wouldn't talk to anyone.

And Tim could understand. From what he gathered his parents, sister and best friends all died in a big explosion just two month ago.

So he would have to bid his time and try to get Daniel out of his shell.

And so Tim started another school day in hope of getting closer to one Daniel Fenton.

[piosplayhouse]

The girls on the PIDW forums would definitely also hold PIDW slash ship tournaments and every single time bingjiu would appear in a round Peerless Cucumber would go 10000% campaigning propaganda against it

[coffyblak]

Garten of Ben Ben.

[meli-meliai]

A conversation between Mother and the thirdborn Son

A little peek of Eve and Seth’s relationship, before the Fall! As you might’ve guessed from the dialouge, Seth has always been a bit of a troublemaker-but only after his death and after he had begun to experience freedom of burden for the very first time. I like to think that this is his way of trying to relive something of a “normal“ childhood... Also, pay attention to the Forbidden Section of the Library of All Knowledge part. That’ll be important!

I like to think that Seth and Eve were always very close (thus making their seperation all the more tragic), and while Eve seems to view have viewed Seth as a blessing from God to heal their pain of Abel’s death and Cain’s betrayal, ADAM seems to view Seth as painful reminder of how they had failed both Abel AND Cain. A do-over, a pity prize, an experiment to see if they would get it right THIS time. Seth bore this burden for his entire life, but what about after he had died and STILL had to deal with this burden...?

Also-yay!! A look at pre-Fallen Seth for the very first time! I based his outfit and wings after his Halloween costume, but the long hair was completely my own addition. I like to think that it got chopped off when he Fell. Fun fact: Eve’s corset was inspired by the fact that she was created from Adam’s rib!

[lunarw0rks]

hear me out, sulk sessions with simon. sitting on the steps outside your apartment with him, sulking and people watching while sharing a slice of cake

after 8p.m. it's mandatory sulking hours with simon !!

he loves people watching, especially if the flat has a good view of the city. he's so used to noises, sirens, yelling, etc... it's probably a comfort thing for him !! if it's too quiet, he doesn't like it !!

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Okay so Dragon Age/MHA crossover 1.

Izuku is the son of Solas and Mythal who was kidnapped by the other evil mages pretending to be gods (by stealing the names of their actual gods because I fucking HATE that plot twist in canon) and sent to the MHA world because Solas was leading a rebellion and Mythal was dead and they wanted to hurt Solas. So Izuku is raised in Japan by his adopted parents who sadly never tell Izuku he’s adopted and would aggressively pretend he isn't.

Izuku though begins developing magic in his teen years much like how in Thedas they develop them as teens. Izuku is convinced he's just a late bloomer. At least until then dreams start and he begins to see things. He is kind and curious, looking up what he sees and deciding it's like the Fae. He promises nothing and gives nothing. No deals either.

Then one day he stumbles upon what's left of Mythal (actual Mythal and not the fake who played with Solas like an instrument) and learns the truth. Solas is actually a God, the belief in him ascending him. Meanwhile the actual Gods got all the power while the fakes didn't get anything. This Mythal tells Izuku everything. She begs him to find his father to speak with him. She knows if he ever awakens he may see Thedas as nothing but a world of fakes.

Izuku travels in his dreams, hunting for his father. He goes to UA and still tries to find his father. He hunts and hunts for him. Eventually he does find Solas- who woke up a year before and is actively working to take down the Veil.

It takes a while for Solas to believe Izuku, until everyone is agreeing and pointing out the truth. But he refuses to listen to Izuku talk about how his plan is stupid.

Izuku by this time is twenty having lived through a war. He's lost friends, his adoptive parents are dead and he looks around at a world that hasn't changed. Despite everything they still have the same systems in place. They still are on the same damn wheel. Bakugou (who never changed. Izuku doesn't have OFA, no he has a Quirk that lets him do so much more and Bakugou can't stop seeing it as looking down. Can't be given trust that makes him look back on his life) is rising the ranks fast and his actions are pushed aside.

Izuku, age twenty, turns to his surviving friends and their teachers. Uraraka (down an arm but still fighting), Iida (still strong even after everything), Todoroki (alive and just as furious), Yaoyorozu (Burned and broken but standing) and Shinsou (mute now but applying the parkour he was given years ago to heroics) are all he has left as friends. Aizawa (lost a leg and an eye, lost his best friend, learned another was a puppet and lost his husband), Nezu (who tried his hardest to change society after what he went through but nothing has changed even now) and Midnight (who clawed her way back after being injured. Who has scars and stopped being ‘useful’ as a hero without being sexy) are the teachers left with Eri (shaking and scared as the hero commission pushes for training for her).

He asks if they would leave with him. They say they will.

So, a week after the Chantry explosion, a group of strange people show up in Haven. Two women, a child, and five men, along with a small person who is covered in a coat. One of them calls out for his father, Solas, who is shocked but delighted.

“I will not change my mind,” the elf warns his son. “You do not know how it was once.”

“I’ll keep trying,” is what Izuku replies with.

(he doesn't tell his father the one to strike down All for One after Mirio died, taking One for All with him, was Izuku. Doesn't talk about how he’d sobbed learning who the man was.

Doesn’t talk about how Midoriya Hizashi was a facade and that Izuku had loved him still.

He's killed one father for the world. He can do it a second time if needed.)

[theheartneverliez]

Glorified rice

😂🤣😂

He is so hilarious