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It was for a Call of Cthulhu campaign and the spell was "Reach"
We had so many gags with this spell, it was amazing. I would "Pick Locks" by reaching through the door and just unlock it from the other side, we did this with chests too! XD
Hobbhouse very much got to watch Somerled take his skill before death. It was GLORIOUS-
Here's Reboot Somerled, he is a bit of a criminal, but we love him for it.
I rolled randomly on a table for design and stuff, but he ended up like this! I also rolled CRAP for height! (He is 4'8) HIS GUN IS TALLER THAN HIM! XD
I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it
#dnd#The best way to catching is using a man catcher and anti magic cuffs#He hates it#He wants to leave#But hey! He has the bone collection!#to my friends who didn't know my tumblr account HIIIIII
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I do wonder how is Bill when it comes to memory gun? He almost died and I assume when to semi-prison therapy because of it. Is he alr with it? Does he hate it? Is he afraid?
Uuhhh…. Well, it could’ve been worse, right?
#he hates it#fishymom-ask#now what au#gravity falls#gravity falls au#bill cipher#mabel pines#the book of bill
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plot twist: th bunny is fell sans
#''Jax is a just a purple bunny version of fell sans'' - mothiepixie 10/18/2023#my first time drawing a digital circus and it's to make this joke lmao#he would b /very/ mad that he can't curse anymore#'s like constantly having fresh around#he hates it#fell sans#underfell#undertale#undertale au#jax digital circus#digital circus#the amazing digital circus#didderd art
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prime cuts 🥩🔪
#the first pose is his posing for a magazine after getting rated one of the best butcher shops#he hates it#but business is now booming#come and get your meats!#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost call of duty#ghost cod#ghost mw2#ghost cod mw2#simon ghost riley cod#simon riley cod#call of duty#cod mw#butcher!simon#butcher!ghost#call of duty modern warfare#cod modern warfare#bressymbols
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Nisekao by Yama but it’s Sunday
#It’s his first time smoking a cigarette#he hates it#stellaron hunter sunday#I guess#but if he joins the express crew I’d also be very happy#sunday hsr#hsr sunday#sunday#I love this song#hsr#honkai star rail
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I'd like to think there's a certain board that the House of Lamentation has now, and I'd like to think that MC put it up themselves in one of the public rooms like the living room or common room just so they make a little spectacle of it. For example:
Lucifer: Ah, MC, how are you doing toda-- No. Don't you dare!
MC: *Approaches board slowly.*
Levi: LOL, so much for a new record.
Lucifer: MC, if this is a joke, I'd-- put down the marker!
MC: *Adresses the 'days since MC has had a near-death experience' board. Erases the current number and puts a big zero down.*
Lucifer: Do I even want to ask?...
MC: Probably not.
#i bet the day they get to double digits is a good day#they all go out to eat or something#it shaves off years of Luci's life though#he hates it#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanons#obey me imagines
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People keep forgetting this but jason was SHORT before the pit, like he was 5'2 (157cm) or something. Not only that but he was also very skinny with little muscle mass because of all the muscular atrophy. So I don't know why everyone keeps writing a Jason who never died like a really tall guy with a bunch of muscle. I totally think he would be like YJ!Jason Todd.
#jason todd#dc robin#robin#red hood#young justice#batman#batfam#jason is smaller than tim and damian#he hates it
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⭐️Logan Begrudingly Letting You Pamper Him: 616 Worst!Logan⭐️
How He Got Here:
You were doing a Self Care Day.
Logan had no idea what that meant but Wade does . “oooo Peanut Self Care is ALL the rage. Vanessa has to do it, ya know stripper gotta look good.” The Merc’ with the Mouth says.
Logan all Masculine Lumberjack: “that sounds dumb.”
He don’t need no self care! HE takes care of others not the other way around!! Damn it.
So how the fuck did he wind up in a bath tub with something called ‘Pine and Cedar’ smelling bath oil, his hair slicked back with warm tones of some kinda earthy leather brand of male leave in conditioner. With you running fingers in his beard with oil and cleanser and beard balm.
And why does he like it….
You and Wade while you work on scrubbing under his nails perched on the edge of the tub as Wade watches trying so hard not to squee.
Logan up to his slutty pecs in bubbles: “gimme the booze”
Who wants Part 2? LOL
#logan howlett#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#poolverine#wolverpool#wade wilson#old man logan#wade x logan#the wolverine#he hates it#he hates it all#but man that grave before shave in bourbon ain’t bad—- ooo did he just feel a knot get worked out his hand?#hmmmmmm#logan x reader
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I swear I'm gonna start biting all the "Vinsmoke" taggers. Sanji could not have made it more explicitly clear in the Anime that he HATES that family, those abusive pieces of shit, and wants NOTHING to do with that name or even any association with them.
And every day I come on here and see such lovingly crafted fan arts of Sanji by people who seem to love him so much, only to be TAINTED with that fucking #Vinsmoke Sanji tag.
Like??? Are we blind here??? That's not his name. It's BLACK LEG Sanji, named after his FATHER, Red Leg Zeff. Get it right.
He has no connection to those abusers anymore.
#One Piece#Sanji#Black Leg Sanji#Vinsmokes#Vinsmoke Sanji#Sanji Vinsmoke#I'm only tagging these two so they show up in the tags of people who do it ^^^#Sanji is NOT a Vinsmoke#And he Never Will Be#So stop tagging his deadname#He hates it
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Consider this: Thing as a mobile messenger between Enid and Wednesday
#They regularly have to clean the doodles of him#He hates it#thing sneaking around during class#transporting messages#Meanwhile the teacher is like: did I just see a loose hand?#my art#digital art#fanart#wednesday#wednesday netflix#wenclair#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#thing wednesday#wednesday x enid#wednesday 2022#wednesday fanart#wenclair fanart#netflix wednesday#thing#click for better quality#wednesday and enid
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DC x DP Prompt *8*
Vlad Masters is someone who the Bats find highly suspicious. So suspicious that Bruce never lets himself be alone with the man.
To many businesses got usurped by the man, as soon as he made a deal with the owners.
But Masters was quite the hermit, who seemed to never go out as long as he didn't see a benefit in it. He also just got custody of his godson and issued a statement, that he would stay out of the limelight for a while, to grief his two dear friends and their daughter.
And since it seemed like he wouldn't leave Amity Park in quite some time, they needed someone on the inside, since they just couldn't get through their firewall from the outside.
The godson - Daniel James Fenton - is 16 years old and still in highschool. Maybe the boy knows something or at least could make it easier for them to find a way in.
And because all of that Tim stands now in front of Casper High. Just because he was similar in age and would be in the same grade as Daniel.
He had just dropped out of school, just for Bruce to push this case onto him. If he didn't know it any better, he could think that his father wants him to change his mind about school...
He really hopes that he can get the Intel fast, he really has no time or desire to go to school.
Theoretically it was easy: befriend Daniel, ask him about Masters, have an outing at the home of Masters, so that he can gather information.
Really it should be simple.
But... he was already nine days in Amity and Daniel wouldn't talk to anyone.
And Tim could understand. From what he gathered his parents, sister and best friends all died in a big explosion just two month ago.
So he would have to bid his time and try to get Daniel out of his shell.
And so Tim started another school day in hope of getting closer to one Daniel Fenton.
#skylers prompts#dcxdp#dcxdp prompt#dpxdc#dead tired#Tim goes to Amity as a new student#he hates it#Tim is the one to befriend him#to gather intel#Doesn't work that good#Danny doesn't trust him enough like that#So he tries to go out with him#Still tries to get infos#It works semi good#But Danny seems to fall hard#Tim feels really bad#because he does this for the mission#Falls more and more for Danny over time#Feels even worse#Learns about abusive Vlad#Knows that Danny is still hiding more#but seems to be to afraid to talk#Vlad killed everyone in the explosion and told Danny that anyone who knew their secret would meet the same fate#can you tell that I wanted to write more but couldn't?#I just shoved the rest into the tags!
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adachi loves to troll but can't handle being on the receiving end of tomfoolery smh
#i cackled and woke up my wife the first time i saw this#i thought about cropping this right after okay. this conversation is over for comic value#i dont know if people have seen all of adachis reactions to the various incorrect choices for the accomplice ending but. theyre so good#i will try and post other clips too#love him sm#persona 4#tohru adachi#adachi tohru#video#this reminds me of how he loves to make puns but if you choose the option to make a pun in his social link#he hates it#the bastard of all time
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We know that Sebastian has sea snake DNA. Does it mean that he can shed?
I just imagine how he's annoyed when this happens.
Ah I don’t think Sebastian does because he has fish scales on top of his body, they’re not snake scales (unless you count the scutes on his underbelly)
So he doesn’t shed cuz fish scales grow with the fish.
However Sadao definitely sheds because his scales are a mixture of the caiman and sea snake
#spottie speaks#I imagine when Seb regenerates because of the mantis dna maybe he sheds?#but yeah it would be irritating to say the least#Sadao however completely sheds#especially around the winter time#he HATES it#he’s itchy and gross and probably hides cuz he doesn’t like how it looks
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The girls on the PIDW forums would definitely also hold PIDW slash ship tournaments and every single time bingjiu would appear in a round Peerless Cucumber would go 10000% campaigning propaganda against it
#he HATES IT#ik hes cool with pidw slash as we can see in the airplane extra but I think bingjiu (or bingqiu ig) is his notp#infamous anti peerless cucumber the scourge of pidw slash fandom#though I do think bingjiu shippers would egg him on. they'd deliberately poke him w content just for fun#scumbag self saving system#svsss#shen yuan#sy
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