#(gods specialest little meow meow)

[tblueger]

wakey wakey!

[digitalcactusblog]

Man, I remember making ocs as a kid and being like 'i want to give them special colored eyes but i don't want them to be a mary sue.......'

And now I'm like 'this is my pet idiot he's the son of a demigod on one side and like 7th in line to the throne on the other and also he's god's little meow meow'

[mex-sickos]

Honestly the worst part about the o movie (not putting any respect on his name) is that now my incredibly niche and batshit hatred of that little bitch is a topic people seriously want to debate me about

[divinefeline28]

HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY GUESSW HAT

so i saw the apartment i want to move into today and its so much nicer than i even thought but i cant apply for it yet and i am very scared i am not going to get it i have been trembling like a small sickly dog all day pleas help

[venndaai]

I finished Checkmate recently, which means I can finally go ahead and write a very important post!

Lymond Characters Ranked By Their Degree Of Transgender Swag*

Danny Hislop: listen to me. Listen. I 100%, no joke, believe that Daniel Hislop is canonically AFAB. There is zero evidence to contradict this and considerable evidence for it, if you count up every time Danny's small stature and beardlessness is pointedly mentioned, and also if you just look at how much swag he has.

Oonagh O'Dwyer: canonically was happy for exactly one afternoon in her whole life, and that was because she was passing as a boy during it. I am just saying.

Francis Crawford of Lymond and Sevigny: canonically extremely good at drag. Is God's specialest princess. Is apparently physically nearly identical to his half-sister, including their voices. High levels of transgender swag.

Robin Stewart: is canonically not trans, but a lot of his issues would be even worse if he was, nice, and he is also my favorite poor little meow meow so I'm claiming him.

Marthe: already has Gender Trouble up the wazoo, why not add a bit more. Is apparently physically nearly identical to her half-brother, including their voices.

Mikal: is already fem, bisexual, and the swaggiest character on this list. He could be anything he wants to be baby.

Adam: soft gentle bisexual artist who can also Murder. Decent amount of transgender swag.

Christian Stewart: pretty sure she's a cis lesbian and that's why marriage feels like death to her, but it could absolutely be because she's an egg!

Will Scott: again, very much a cis gay man, but AU transgender Will would be delightful.

Archie: I feel like Archie transcends gender, tbh.

Philippa Somerville: no trans swag but she'd definitely be an Ally.

Jerott: he's already confused about enough, let's not make it worse.

Margaret Lennox: my favorite failgirl villainess has zero swag of any kind.

Richard Crawford: always and forever the token cishet. Transgender swag levels terminally in the negative.

(*obligatory "just, like, my opinion, man" disclaimer goes here)

[anime-academia]

Rodya is god's specialest little prone to nervous breakdowns meow meow

[bythesametolkien]

discuss a 600 page biography on the father of the atomic bomb without using the phrases “poor little meow meow” or “God’s specialest boy” challenge

[bad-as-me]

forsaken child abandoned by the divine and starving for its acceptance x gods specialest little meow meow that wants nothing to do with it all and is starving for a life of their own... is not a ship dynamic i ever thought i needed. but man.

[the-sprog]

Pokemon fans have to explain to me why there's no Silver in Alola content :( he's my little cringe boy. Little edgelord. Absolute meow meow.

I don't know if the SunMoon anime goes into the rainbow team rocket plot line, because I've only played the game and haven't reached that region in the anime yet.

But fucking- Gladion and Silver bonding over it all! I've been reading a LOT of fics but I'm more interested in the Ash side of things, but gosh I LOVE when people mix the game and anime lore in some way with Ash being yeah like God's specialest boy, but with all the other game protagonists also being God's special boys. Ash just more so.

So Silver meeting him and being like "Gold and Lyra talk about you sometimes" and some shit about Lugia and Ho-Oh.

Helping everyone take down team rocket while also still commiting crimes just for the greater good so it's fine but he's also really bad at it and keeps getting caught. Maybe Team Rocket (Jessie/James/Meowth) sees him and they're like "the boss' son?!?!?" And he gets incredibly pissed. Gosh I want it. I want to write it too but my Pokemon anime knowledge is horrible.

[fenrisisms]

I just saw that ask game now. Tumblr I'm beating u with my bare hands. Anyway I've got the inside scoop on alas for most of the prompts but I still need to know 💕, 👌 and 🍳 for my specialest guy <3 thank u <3 love u lots <3

OF COURSE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AWAY MY DARLING MY ANGEL MY POOREST LITTLE MEOW MEOW <3333 ANYTHING FOR U. LOVE U LOTS TOO XOXO

💕 thoughts on parenting/being a parent?

he thinks out of everything he's ever done in his life being a parent is the hardest and most rewarding thing he's ever done. i think it brings him great joy to be able to nurture his children into adulthood and he just loooves being able to instill curiosity & passion in them. like don't get me wrong he's probably been accidentally set on fire enough times over the years to have been like hey why did i want this so badly again. and it's definitely something where he thinks you need to be prepared for children and if you are not prepared then you are doing that child a disservice but he loooves being a parent he loves his kids he loves teaching them and also lying to them for fun and for sport <3

👌 do they think they are/would be a good parent?

i think pre-children the latent thought in alas' mind is that he'd be a good parent because 1) he had good parents so he has good role models 2) he's a big brother to some significantly younger siblings so he kiiiind of got a trial run so he's like yeah i'd be a good dad :) yeah i'm dilf material ;) yeah. and then for like 2 months before felix is born and like 3 months afterward he is in the trenches like I AM GOING TO DESTROY THIS TINY BEING'S LIFE. I AM GOING TO FUCK THIS UP IMMEASURABLY. OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO HATE ME FOREVER. and then he evens out again when he realizes he's doing fine and felix has not died in the first three months of his life and he hasn't even dropped him once which means he's doing better than his parents <3

"present" day (thinking with all the kids existing at some vague age) he's back to thinking he's a good dad and that he's done a good job so far, because that's probably what he hears from the kids anyway. especially because he might be a little too indulgent and might let them get away with a little too much...... he just loves his kids man :')

🍳 what kind of family gatherings do they prefer? why?

FEASTS............. listen this is a man who wholeheartedly believes in the power of connection via food and who loooves to cook with his family and cook for his family and stand around with good food and good company and talk shit and dance and just EXIST with the people he loves. i think the more informal for him the better. it's definitely a requirement in the pavelloran household that they have to cook & eat dinner together at LEAST once a week because cooking is part of the experience like it wouldn't be the same if he and arihs weren't arguing over the best way to season some stew or whatever and confusing the fuck out of the twins in the process like that's how you BOND !!!! he just loves a casual excuse to hang out you know like there doesn't HAVE to be an occasion he just likes good food + good people + annoying his children and being silly with his husbands <3

[queensparklekitten]

re: breaking down a character,

I mean, start you off easy with Tessa?

How I feel about this character

HOLY FUCK this girl's arc dragged me on a rollercoaster through the nine circles of hell and now I'm obsessed with her. It feels like she was made specifically for me to like her, I once made a corruption arc fantasy OC whose story bears remarkable similarities to hers. Also she is such a poor little meow meow oh my god. Like, my playlist for her includes All Eyes On Me, Ship In A Bottle, No Children, and Bring Me To Life level meow meow. She's my brother she's a princess she has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces she's literally me she's an egirl she's her own tarot card she's the most specialest girl in the world she's just some guy i can make her worse

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Rue, Will kind of

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Also the above two. And Undine. And Sylvia. And-

My unpopular opinion about this character

If you think she's straight I hope you die

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

She should play Hangman with Goops at her window.

That, or maybe, she as the Fusion has encountered Undine, and Goops wants to hurt her. Tessa does not. The two are merged in body and mind and yet this one thing is enough for her to begin fighting herself.

[tomatoluvr69]

Ok well I’ve had the most emotionally challenging day I’ve had since May and I can’t even scroll about it. Did any of those Twitter normies stop to think how their mindless sheeple bleating actions would affect me, the specialest princess in the world and, dare I say it, gods poorest little meow meow

[renthony]

Bless his heart, the poor bastard escaped from a convent as a teenager, found a portal into a fantasy world, transed his gender, decided that if magic is real in fantasyland it probably means God is also real somewhere, and internalized the idea that God Is Going To Get Him One Day. He becomes a panicked wreck if he thinks about death for too long.

He's a mess. I love him. He is my specialest little meow meow.

I didn't intend for my WiP to include an exploration of the specific type of spiritual baggage that comes from making the decision to leave the corrupt and evil Church long before you ever stop believing in God.

But here I am. Writing a queer wizard whose goal is to become immortal so he can escape the judgment of a god he's terrified of but insists he doesn't believe in.

Remember, kids: OCs are where the trauma processing lives.

[starpros-sunshine]

Tori's solo is so good for the soul

[randombubblegum]

i am gods specialest little meow meow.

[mistninja]

naruto for the ask game!

Hiiii <3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Naruto Uzumaki my sunshine boy, my son, my little brother, my specialest boy 🥺😊. I spent my childhood watching him grow up so I don't think he will ever stop being so important to me. It's hard to even be like objective or coherent about him I just love him <3

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Hinata! She is the prettiest of the girls and I want to kiss her little forehead I love her so much. I wish Kishimoto had developed her character beyond "shy girl in love with Naruto" but I have no expectations of that man and I can accept what little we got. There's a lot of depth to her if you are obsessed like me haha.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I think all of Team 8 (Hinata, Kiba and Shino) should be more appreciated, they are insane! People forget that they were the first team to draw blood (even before Gaara!) in the Chunin Exams and the first team to finish the Forest of Death (they only got delayed due to Gaara being a maniac). I think their dynamic is very interesting and they had a lot of potential, especially as foils to Team 7 and also because their powers really work well together. I wish they had some focus on Shippuden.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

I wouldnt say Iruka is obscure but for someone who is set up as main character in episode 1 he has very little screentime afterwards. Even then, every time he appears he reminds me why he's the only adult who I can respect in that show. He cares about Naruto so much and their relationship is so sweet, they really are father and son and maybe I cried like a little bitch when Naruto asked him to be his dad on the wedding.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Kakashi is the easy pick lol the OG pathetic shonen sensei. He's my second favorite character, he has a lot of layers but instead of becoming cooler the more you look at him he just gets sadder.

Obito is also my poor little meow meow. They are a sad and pathetic pair.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Shikamaru. I don't hate him but he is Kishimoto's self insert for his anti-women shit and it gets really annoying sometimes. I like his smart but lazy persona but I think it would be really easy and entertaining to torture him by just being a Girl around him.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

THE THIRD HOKAGE. God I hate this man SO MUCH. I will never forgive him for abandoning baby naruto like his mother ON HER DYING BREATH asked him to take care of naruto and Hiruzen was like "yeah dw" and then left him ALONE his entire childhood. Also he was so fucking stupid and useless. He can rot in hell.

Thank you! I really wanted to talk about them haha.