#(from the minion movie)

[sonofcelluloid]

Beloved, awaken at once. I’ve arranged for us to embark upon a sacred pilgrimage together. The Dune filming location world tour, of course, beginning with the stoic Norwegian beaches of Caladan. —Hush, I am speaking. —Next comes the Arrakeen deserts of Abu Dhabi, then to Budapest of Giedi Prime, and finishing just outside Venice, the home of Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV. I understand the order is inconvenient, but it’s imperative we bear witness in order of appearance. You may sleep on the jet, lover. I must admit, I have been most enraptured by Denis Villeneuve ever since viewing his masterwork, Blade Runner 2049. I am considering keeping him captive as a prized human pet. Would you like that?

[whatifitwasgttho]

new oc drawing idea: draw your oc as the giant minion from the minions movie

this is a joke I am very. Sorry. 🤘🏼

@casualmonarch ‘s idea BTW!

[noomyguts]

daniel gets one page in the vampire armand and the whole time armand is like : daniel doesn't love me and I ruined his life like I knew I would and he'll hate me forever for turning him into a killer and it doesn't even bother me at all that we dont talk, like I can't stand him either lol!! FUCK HIM!! I don't even miss him or wanna be in the same room with him! so HA🥺😭🫠

[diamondzart]

Average mad scientist sketch dump

[apoptoses]

It is #Molloy Monday and I am here to remind you that Daniel is featured most from 1975-1985 aka the Sluttiest Era of Modern Male Fashion.

Coming in HOT we have the cut off short shorts and cropped t-shirt or mostly unbuttoned button down combo. Daniel visited some warm climates during the chase years so I invite you to picture him in the tiniest ripped jean shorts sweating over whether or not that auburn haired lady down the street is actually Armand!!

Or going into the 80s sometimes the tops were REALLY cropped and exposed midrift and back!! Like just picture Daniel fucking around on Night Island in this, wow wow!!

But even when the pants were long the t-shirts were TIGHT, maximum pec definition through the shirt was a must.

If he didn't wanna show that much skin? That was fine because turtlenecks where IN baby!! These are basically vampire lingerie imo, covering up the most succulent part of the neck but still leaving a hint exposed below the jaw?? Armand had to have been dying of thirst!!!

(Also when it says Armand came to pick Daniel up from jail in a lawyer's tweed suit? He wasn't wearing no modern cut, he'd have been rocking the big lapels because this was the 70s tyvm)

Also important to note was that the 70s were the era of glam rock and androgyny, so picking a silky button down that looks like a women's blouse? Totally okay for men, very in style so long as you leave the top buttons undone to expose maximum chest.

Btw velour? Was IN. This is the 1979 equivalent of a juicy couture tracksuit which Armand could have snuggled right into while they were living in London.

And while the 80s sees the rise of a looser fit, that doesn't mean the crop top died or that people weren't still rocking a more form fitted jean when they were feeling casual.

This photo is from NYC in 1983 and shows that tight t-shirts and short shorts were still very much alive, just styled a bit differently! A tight top and looser straight leg jeans, or short bottom and a flowy open top took the place of all fitted looks.

Or that the mostly unbuttoned button down went away- if anything in the 80s the buttons went even LOWER and more revealing. Paired with a boxy linen suit this is essential 80s Miami aka Night Island looks.

and yeah that's spader, leave me alone, he's peak 80s here

This sweater is loose but it's got the deep V neck and a sheer knit, perfect for the beach!!

And yeah this is Sapder AGAIN but note the half open shirt, leather jacket, and jeans that get tighter near the ankle!! Classic 80s, baggy but still sexy, A+.

I SWEAR this is the last time I'm gonna use and abuse him but peep the muscle tank with the DIY cut edges on the arm holes! V neck! 80s!!!

Basically the takeaway here is that if you're putting them in the 80s and having them rock something baggy and double denim, the look still featured a tight waistline and rolled sleeves or rolled ankles to tighten the jeans. It wasn't just baggy all over!!

Here's some random images from the entire era to finish off:

So next time you're working on fic or art instead of just tossing Daniel into a regular old t-shirt and jeans consider doing some slutty 70s and 80s looks instead 😌

[solar-halos]

does anyone have any snack recommendations

[bramstr0k3r]

Obsessed w the fact that people who don’t know the details of devil’s minion would assume on first glance that Daniel is a cradle robber when in reality that bitch is a grave robber

[pamithebunterfly2007]

I’m Back from watching Despicable Me 4 and it was actually pretty good and funny.

[jellybean707]

Devil’s Minion: “Can we put it on video?”

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

"Oh ho ho...You're one of my brother's goons sent here to sabotage my plans!"

The minion of the Heat Miser stood in place, limbs trembling not only from the chilled, crispy air of the Snow Miser's lair, but in sheer terror of what might happen now that they were spotted. As the towering icy man took slow steps forward, his potential victim shivered with hitched breath and began to lift a foot, preparing to dash away.

Mr. Snow notices this, and his right hand rises from his side, his fingers emitting small icy particles as his scepter begins to shape itself out of thin air.

"Stand your ground, ashrat." He states firmly from his wide crack of a grin, eyelids lowered while glaring, "Or I will see to it that your feet never leave that spot again."

What happened next took place in an instant. The terrified spy turns to run, only for them to nearly fall forward as their feet suddenly freeze to the ice floor. The cold mister had grasped and aimed his scepter forward as fast as lightning to shoot beams of ice at their feet. The ice burned almost as hot as their Lord's breath, ironically. Their feet then became numb incredibly quickly, quicker than they would have in normal snow.

Snow and ice summoned directly from the Lord of the Cold was far worse than anything that had naturally accumulated. It felt as if it was already too late to try and salvage their feet at all. To make matters worse, the Snow Miser now approached the stuck prey, his scepter still tight in his grasp. He kept that sickly grin as he stared his catch down.

"My, you dare to try and test me? I suppose it makes sense that you'd have no brain. That fiery fool never had sense, so why would his lackeys?" He closes his eyes and shakes his head with a "tsk tsk" from his tongue.

The minion of heat could now only whimper quietly, glancing back and forth between the Snow Miser and the direction they came sneaking in from. It was too late now. They doubted they were going to make it out.

A gloved hand suddenly shot forth and gripped their throat. The glove did nothing to contain the sheer cold that came from that hand. They couldn't breathe, but they could hear. They could hear that sometimes kooky voice now deepened, cold, rumbling in the mister's throat. He spoke under his breath, which came out in freezing puffs against the captive's face. They turned their head to face their captor. They both locked eyes.

"My brother and I do have one thing in common, I suppose..."

Ice began to overtake the flesh of the minion's neck. Veins and arteries instantly became sealed shut. Their inner throat pipes were already rendered useless. That voice was now in their ear.

"I don't mind sometimes seeing some white turn red."

All went black for the unlucky idiot. Their head had become encased in an icy prison, and with a hard CRACK, their head had snapped off of their frozen neck and fell to the floor, shattering into pieces. Blood seeped from various slits in the ice shards, staining the ice sheet below.

How convenient, some takeout delivered for Snowy's various creatures of ice to feed upon!

[randomfandomss]

Does anyone have any good fic recs for old Daniel and Armand?

Preferably an AU not canon compliant at all. I've literally been struggling with finding old Daniel AU fics.

Thanks!

[fayewoodss]

PT: Identify this minion.

Me: On it boss. 🫡

A similar product...

Anyway, we are crying over George's vampire minion now...

[lamafeeling]

I have to wonder how much of the Eggman scenes were just Jim Carrey pulling rank and taking up screentime for the hell of it. It was excessive at points and frankly just interrupted the plot.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

I'd trade a million human!Star concepts for villain couple Amaya and Magnifico btw

[capitalisticveins]

Imperium Treasure and their friends where they’re criminals who just set shit on fire, steal, make it hard for local Department staff and cause scares around town in their jeep with Treasure as their skilled ass getaway driver

[tedwardremus]

…..

MEL HOW DARE YOU GO ON A UNDERCOVER MISSION! I AM ABSOLUTELY OFFENDED! NENA IS NOW DOWN BAD CRYING AT THE INTERROGATION ROOM, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT TO THE OFFICE!

Oh, and Ron sweetheart, congratulations on joining the Minions. Your boss and Nena are so proud.

[turns back to Mel]

The Howler : PPPBBBTTT!

[it rips up]

( 😉 sorry for the howler, I just saw my niece’s kids meal box and thought of you)

this is a clear case of identity theft and I will be suing the minions