#(don't hire these guys)

[myfairstarlight]

hc that when aziraphale and crowley finally get their cottage in the south downs, their nearest neighbours will turn out to be madame tracy and shadwell

[soath]

one of the last barriers keeping jester from sending ludinus da'leth the most threatening four part save the date to her wedding has finally been removed. only the cage surrounding the moon still protects him.

[recurring-polynya]

It has been 14 hours since I found out that, according to Kubo, Byakuya calls Renji by his given name "because Rukia does" and I am obsessed with this information.

This is both the best and worst possible answer to this question. I feel like if you asked Byakuya, this is exactly the reason he would give. However, if Rukia were present, she would lose her damn mind. While I do think Rukia's assertion that Byakuya didn't look at her even once in 40 years is hyperbole, over that time I can imagine Renji's name coming up in conversation once, maybe twice tops.

Like, two weeks before she goes on her fateful mission to the Living World, B's been shortlisting Vice-Captain candidates, and over dinner, real casual:

B: Rukia. You know your friend?

Rukia: My who now?

B: That friend of yours who shouts too much. The boorishly tall one. With the red hair. Is he in Squad Eleven now?

Rukia (wracking her brain frantically for people Byakuya would consider 'her friend'): You mean Renji?

B: Yes, him.

Rukia: What about him?

B: Is he in Squad Eleven? The Sixth Seat?

Rukia: ...maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next day, Byakuya's office, Renji shows up for his job interview.

B: You must be Renji.

Renji: uhhhhhhhh sure why not?

[evilforgood999]

The response to the errorink request is ready. enjoy

[sergle]

I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase

[mewkwota]

You are merely toys for Him to play with.

Following after my previous ponderings between Hien and Juno in particular, I have a less-goofy interaction. So if it wasn't clear, I do not think they get along At All. I get the image of someone forced into a group project with people they can't stand but you need the grade.

But besides that, why did I pick (on) Hien? In addition to him being a human, Hien's actions were driven by his jealousy of Hiryu. So there must be a hint of inferiority hiding in there, no?

What a great mix with something that has no regard for living beings.

[peopleareaproblem]

ok is anyone else surprised by how easily outie!Dylan refers to his innie self as "me"?

"how did the thing go? the thing with me?"

everyone else we ever see refer to explicitly an outie or an innie (their own or anyone's) either refers to them as a seperate person, or struggles with deciding between using first and third person. why does outie!Dylan so firmly see himself and his innie as one and the same?

I think there's more to Dylan that we know.

[ryctone]

Best thing just happened.

So I found this browser version of Clangen that was somewhat in par with the newer versions (it was ver 0.8.0 I believe, but sadly it was taken down bc it was very glitchy) and I wanted to try it out.

I made one of the warrior apprentices a healer apprentice bc the main one turned out to be kinda old and was scared something would happen to them.

Then I skip to moon ONE and-

Not only was he made a full healer earlier than expected, he turned out to be a VENGEFUL cat;

Moon one and he's already bitter towards everyone, I love him for that.

[carlostck]

What do you mean Marinette is a fashion designer. What do you mean she designs clothing and her outfit looks like this.

Explain, France. Explain

Also, why is the main character of a TV-Y7 show an absolute creep I'm this close to not watching another episode she scares me someone fix her

[caesarsaladinn]

please exploit my labor I want to do household tasks and boring farm maintenance for you PLEASE

[xiii-e]

[ECHO.EXE RUNNING]

◂▸ Deeply uncomfortable with the energy in the lab today :/

[ramblebramblefun]

Kacchan hasn't even been gone two full days and Izuku has already managed to Commit a Crime.

If Kacchan has to interrupt his vacation to bail Izuku out of jail, then Kacchan will end up in jail. For murder.

Izuku does not want to be murdered. Or to interrupt Kacchan's vacation! Kacchan has earned this vacation! Izuku will not, cannot, be the one to interrupt it.

Which means that he absolutely, must not, on any account, get caught.

Covering up your crime is also a crime! So Izuku is going to have to commit at least two crimes to hide the fact that he has already done a crime, and maybe Kacchan had a point about how Izuku absolutely must not be left to his own devices, but making Kaminari babysit Izuku like some kind of crime-baby was just plain mean. To Kaminari.

Izuku can run circles around that guy.

Kacchan should have made Mina do it. Oh well! Kaminari's not awake yet, so all Izuku has to do is-

"OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE!" The bellow was accompanied by a pounding fit to wake the dead. Or Kaminari.

...

Kacchan is going to kill him.

[flying-cat]

I'm stealing a tweet but what are your media literacy check characters

[shaynetopps]

list of people we could've had in today's smosh games video instead of n**h:

shayne - the shayne, olivia, and courtney dynamic would've been a nice throwback to the smosh squad days

angela - angela and amanda are always magic in a video together

trevor - you want a tall lanky gen z white boy in a video? trevor's right there

tommy - it's been FAR too long since we got tommy and spencer in a video together!! make it happen smosh

[thevoidstaredback]

Hey, hey, hey!

Employees who are friends have a better time on shift together, making them more productive. Stop separating employees who are having fun

[batsplat]

stop your tags on that jorge post are so funny cause real, he’s actually like here’s my guy casey. here’s my special guy dani. here’s Those Two Weirdos (ignore them like they’re ignoring you). yep, that’s it. no one else comes to mind. thats my gang. cool.

there are four people on this planet jorge fully respects. he has regularly fantasised about strangling three of them. the fourth has regularly fantasised about strangling him. everyone else on this planet is on thin thin ice. valentino and marc are the token two nutjobs he's bizarrely ride-or-die for. he's actively nostalgic about the times they deliberately rode their bikes into him and even jokes about it, somehow. he's been obsessed with dani for years and eventually decided he adored rather than hated that man. he's been obsessed with valentino for years and eventually decided he both adored and hated that man more than he already did both of those things. he started rating casey circa 2011 but as far as he's concerned they're now bonded #forever. he went from trying his best not to hate marc to genuinely not hating marc almost by accident - and now that annoying child is part of the team too. he's gotten into instagram beef with pretty much everyone from all time greats to random current riders to andrea dovizioso. not his crew though... he's the type of guy who would base his new racing number on adding up the numbers of his greatest rivals (apart from the bloke he actually fought for both his 250cc titles). he's the only alien who can truly claim to have managed open animosity with all his fellow aliens and now he just can't get enough of them. he's had several dozen work divorces, but those guys are the only ones he's ever actively decided to un-divorce. they're a team for life. not that you could get them all in the same room together without a gun to their heads and possibly not even then, but apart from that they're a team for life