#(choking noise)

[tomialtooth]

Bell's zonked out of his mind off the drugs with clockwork orange style clamps on his eyelids burning 18+ hours of Vietnam war footage directly into his retinas while Adler is just sitting on a stool next to him bitching about his ex wife.

[gemeenteurk]

im in the sauna it is hot

[crewtawn]

If you wanna use any of my art pleeease credit me pleaseeee...

[brofightiscancelled]

think abt this soooo much

[yeyinde]

bought the SIX novelisations for fever ~inspo~ and they're both trash but I'm kinda obsessed with this description of Bear

[starlitcrows]

storyboard of that one field scene from pride and prejudice (2005) but my thabes fire emblem ocs + concept art doodles

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Oh, Denix is enjoying the vibe here, huh?

Choke: Then– the drop, the drop, the drop!

Denix steals the show with their adorable dance moves and firework show! 🎇☄️

[defiledtomb]

waking up feeling like a cinder block & having two meetings & at the end of those get a call to find out that I didn't get the apartment because I had to have been employed for 27 more days than I currently have been. I need to put myself into the washing machine on the carpet cycle. forever. goodbye.

[cult-of-the-eye]

inksoul was really like oh bbg i can make noises come out of you that you never even dreamed of making ;)

[tonymarias]

may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took his mother to the hospital to give birth to him

[copperbadge]

I contacted https://www.tumblr.com/support and they said:

 It sounds like your account may have been selected to experience a test of one of these improvements.   Thanks for your patience while we work on this! You may see your Tumblr experience return to normal as we continue testing.

So what I hear is that everyone should contact them who got that and say that it's bad so they change it back for us 'selected' folks.

Ah, thanks for the advice! I went to support and entered a perhaps aggressively simple ticket. Transcript follows; I've bolded my speech to set it apart from the responses.

Me: Please put my dash back the way it was.

Response: Hello, there.

We often test new ways to make Tumblr better. It sounds like your account may have been selected to experience a test of one of these improvements.

Thanks for your patience while we work on this! You may see your Tumblr experience return to normal as we continue testing.

We regularly collect feedback to pass along to our development teams. And while we may not implement all those suggestions, the discussion around them is what drives us to make great things.

If you'd like to start a conversation with us and the wider Tumblr community around your ideas and opinions, you can now send us an ask or submission on our Work in Progress blog: https://wip.tumblr.com

Me: How do I go about setting up my account to be unselected for this testing and all future testing?

Response: Hi again,

The testing is randomly selected, and only certain percentages of our users at a time.

There isn't a way to opt out of tests like this at this time, but that is definitely something you could submit as an idea to WIP!

Me: Is there literally nobody at Tumblr who can reset my dash back to its previous appearance?

Response: Yes, that's correct.

Since this is a test, this may go back to the original configuration, but it may also stay this way as the new experience.

All of us in support are unable to revert or alter these tests. The best way to be heard from our developers is feedback through that WIP blog.

Me: The WIP blog whose askbox won't be open again until next Monday. Useful. Thank you, you can close out this ticket.

As may or may not be evident, I was already having a shitty week and I find my dash currently almost impossible to look at or navigate. I wasn't aware I was nearing the end of my thermocline but apparently I am.

I've emptied my queue and I may not be here much for the next few days while I decide whether I want to be on tumblr at all. @wip here's that feedback support staff is so desperate for me to give you, since your askbox is open twelve hours a week.

[xoxoemynn]

Because non-Americans may not realize the type of text message insanity we deal with during election season, please enjoy this gem I just received.

[dgaftilwedie]

fuck ok more pictures of my stupid slut husband MORE MARKKKKKK

[corvimalice]

advertisers should be guillotined

[megane-sama]

Ah yes. Rei "Overkill" Suwa and Kazuki "Tryhard" Kurusu.

[skyward-floored]

Wait wait I have a HDW au crack thing-

So Impa mom reveal.

What if Link is just like- super concussed or sleepy or sick or idk somewhat not mentally there, and she’s taking care of him for whatever reason and he just kind of slips up and accidentally calls her mom.

He finds it weird bc ‘I never knew my mom what’

And then Impa chokes and she’s like ‘HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT.’

Which leads to then both staring at each other awkwardly until he just goes ‘WHAT.’

Bam- accidental mom confession 💀💀

Sorry I’m super tired and drank three Red Bulls, ignore this if you want 😂

Anon don’t apologize this is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day HAVDKSBDJDBBJFDHCD

Link:

Impa:

Link:

Impa: um

Impa: ...surprise?