#(chat | bella)

[tacticalprincess]

Would pornstar könig mind if I fell a biiiit in love with him after he fucked me?

mixed emotions… he would think you’re dumb and naive for feeling anything for some random porn brained creep from the internet without even knowing what he looks like, but the ego boost that it gives him to hear you say it overpowers his discomfort with vulnerability — his dick game must be phenomenal if it’s turning you all silly in the head.

the thought of him inviting you back against his better judgement (that he already doesn’t have much of) and you confessing while he’s just trying to mold your guts to the shape of his cock, hitting it just right and not even on purpose. he’s sure he’s hearing things until you double down on it, then he’s pushing your face into the pillow so you can’t talk anymore. afterwards he’ll ghost you for a while in hopes that you recover!

since he spent his whole life being practically invisible to everyone, he would probably think it’s a facade for the camera or just a little dickmatization your end, but who knows, you might fix him! give him enough attention and enough pussy to fulfill his unreasonably high sex drive and he might consider taking you seriously…

[jingledbells]

day 3: Christmas !!

[littlemissmentallyunstable]

I AM SO MAD RN…

SOOOO IVE HAD GAMES UNTOLD ON PRE ORDER FOR MONTHS I MEAN MONTHHHSSS PEOPLE, AND ITS MEANT TO GET HERE THURSDAY RIGHT AND THEN AMAZON SENDS ME A LOVELY LITTLE MESSAGE TODAY SAYING I HAVE TO REEVALUATE THE PAYMENT AND GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT GET HERE UNTIL THE 20TH THATS A WHOLE WEEK WHATTT IWORUHFKAKXNDHJWJSJDHD IM SO MADDDD

[howlsofbloodhounds]

strange how thinking about killermare genuinely ruins my mood

[akitasimblr]

SOMEONE SAVE BELLAMY!! LE CHAT'S HUGS ARE... TOO MUCH 😂

calm down, la gata... 🙄 and thank you @nitrozem @pleasanttaleswithkaityb @gothoffspring for sending me your pixel cats 🩷

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what the cats are saying:

1 - (tac) i'm a cat too || (king) yeah, and i'm a raccoon 2 - (pepper) i really like you, man 3 - (bellamy) save me... || (bella) you good? 4 - (smoothie king) wooooa! those fangs, la gata!!

[jingledbells]

fiddleford from two weeks ago,,

[thatbluehairedfem]

No one is ready for how hard I'm gonna thirst over Bella Ramsey as seattle Ellie

DONT EVEN LET ME THINK ABOUT THE FARM OR SANATA BARBARA IM GONNA EXPLODE

[an-eldritch-being]

I havent watched Twilight IS THIS ACCURATE ????

[citylighten]

"Your mother did WHAT!?" "Yeah, but it is what it is."

[machiavellli]

I’ll go into a social media exile for a bit, so idk when I’ll be back, but just picture me like this while I’m gone: working <3

[lambcow]

Why is the twilight wolfpack hive mind the original group chat?

[secret-side-hetalia-blog]

Yall ever see that guy on tiktok who plays csgo like reallllly well n sings bella ciao while sniping ppl n stuff?

Thats romano actually

[emixystone]

Coming to you as you are the coolest person that I know. What would it take to convince you to go shopping with me? I feel like now my daughter is slightly older I can get through meal times without being totally covered in sauce I can branch out but I feel I've lost all sense of style. @isabellaskh

[littlemissmentallyunstable]

AHHHHHH I JUST HIT 200!! I LOVE YOU GUYS SMMM 💞💞

[princesscallyie]

Wow, I actually opened something. I took apart that slime dress contraption and made something decent looking with scraps I had. Now I can fully engage in Bella supremacy by having all her dolls

[akitasimblr]

OOOHHH! DO I FORSEE ROMANCE, LE CHAT?

also, lestat, seriously? feline conspiracy at a birthday party?! 😆 and thank you @pleasanttaleswithkaityb @wileyfern @kissalopa @sparkiekong @weisskralle for sending me your pixel cats 🩷

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what the cats are saying:

1 - (bella) i'm watching the cake. just in case... 2 - (lestat) 'take-over-the-world' meeting in 10 3 - (burger) hehe! you're whiskers are cute! || (vocitus) we're not friends, dude 4 -