#(can't make a baby unless they are trans yes)

[familyromantic]

Girls who are gay for their sisters and female cousins are very unproblematic in fact <3 they can't make a baby anyway so why hold yourself back 🤭

[sp00kymulderr]

I just want to…

Joel Miller x transmasc!reader

A lover boy drabble

Warnings/Tags/Notes: 18+. No outbreak au, Trans male reader, note that their breasts are mentioned. Mention of binding. Mention of dysphoria. feelings. LOVE. omg the love. kissing, touching, grinding, making out. Joel can't keep his hands off you. There is no universal trans experience, and therefore this is very personal to me. But if you love it, let me know so I can keep this series going. Unedited and unbeta'd. I love them so much it hurts.

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Ever since you started seeing each other, you and Joel can hardly be apart.

Half the time, you spend making out on his couch or in his truck like horny teens. Like despite his age, and your self-consciousness, you can't ever seem to keep your hands off of him.

He makes you feel like the person you always wanted to be, always craved to be. The kind of guy that men go weak for, men like Joel, all gruff and stoic and yet with you he turns into a puddle. He whimpers your name between kisses, and you can barely stop yourself from taking things further - but one thing is stopping you.

You've noticed how Joel's hands stay put, usually on your waist or hips, rarely straying further unless to squeeze your ass while you straddle him on the couch. He's being respectful, but you've felt the way his fingers grip and twitch, like he's stopping himself from moving them further.

You'd spoken about this before, how sometimes you can't be touched, sometimes it's difficult for you to feel reminders of your feminine features, and when the dysphoria is bad you can barely bring yourself to even look in a mirror, let alone let this handsome man grab handfuls of you and make you feel less of a man under his touch.

Joel understands it. He's more respectful then you anticipated, somehow. He kisses you slowly, softly, lets you set a pace, make the rules. He lets you take the lead, as you grind against each other in the drivers seat, parked outside his house because you know what will happen if you go inside, and maybe you aren't ready yet. And baby, that's okay, he whispers against your lips.

Tonight. Well, tonight you couldn't stop yourself. It was less a walk and more that you floated from his car to his porch to his living room to his sofa. Onto his lap, into his large hands, caressing carefully down your sides as you kiss him desperately and moan into his mouth.

And tonight, unable to stop himself, his hands move just an inch higher than usual, just beneath your chest. And his hips grind up into yours, something large and hard and needing under his jeans that makes you practically quiver with your own dreamt upon desires.

And he asks. Tonight, he asks.

“Can I touch you, baby?” Joel asks, the deep timbre of his voice vibrating through your ribcage. It’s the hottest fucking thing a man has ever said to you, and he says it like that?

“Yeah, god, yes… just- Not…not there…” You say, wash of shame through you because what if he wants to touch you there most, what if that’s what he’s been dreaming about, waiting for.

“Hey…” He takes your chin between finger and thumb, soft as he makes you look at him “Show me where”

At once you heart stops and starts, your body shivers with the lust in his voice, the desire to know you however you most want to be know. Everything on your terms. He wants what you want, and this is the first time with anyone that you've really felt that.

And maybe this is the moment you know he's the one.

He gives you a gentle, easy smile. Encouraging. You let out a shaky breath and run your hands through his salt and pepper curls before you nod, and return a shy smile of your own.

"You're really something, Joel Miller"

"I just want to make you feel good" Joel chuckles softly, shakes his head. Your stomach flips, falling fast and hard and it would be fucking terrifying if you weren't with him, in his arms.

"You gonna let me make you feel good, baby?"

You can't help the warm feeling that dances through you at his words, the raw honesty in them. He doesn't just want you, he wants your pleasure, and he's not shy about the fact. If he wasn't still holding you tight on his lap, you might've just melted into nothing right now, or maybe floated away.

Your eyes meet his again, no more trepidition or shyness to you, not now you know. Not now he's got you, never letting go of you as far as you can tell. It would be something else, to have someone like this fall in love with someone like you. To need you.

Is this what it feels like? To be someone's person? To be his man.

Wordlessly, you take his hands which are still perched carefully on your hips. One, you guide up but careful to stop it before it hits a place you can't be touched today.

"Right now it feels nice here, just beneath…or just above. Sometimes I bind, and i'll be okay with you touching all over. Sometimes I'll just want you to touch everywhere, with no rules" You explain softly, watching his eyes follow where you lead his hand.

You let out a shaky breath, and move his other hand down to the meat of your ass, let him paw at you there.

"That's…that's good. Yeah. Always good when you do that"

Joel mumbles something before he's capturing your lips in another searing, passionate kiss. This one doesn't end, doesn't want to. Neither of you can pull away, and paws at you, gropes, squeezes, worships as he whimpers against your lips. His hips are bucking up harder, grinding into you and it's overwhelming in the best sense as he shows you just how much he wants you to feel comfortable and good and perfect with him.

"Fuckin' love touching you, wherever you want to be touched, baby. You just tell me what you need, I'll always give it to you. Yeah?" The words are more a growl of desire rising up from deep within him, some primal thing awoken with the desperate grind of his hips, whilst his lips kiss down from yours until they're pressed against your pulse point and nipping greedily.

"You're the most handsome guy I've ever met. Most perfect. I just want to…"

And he doesn't even need to say what he wants, not this time.

"I want you to. I- I want…here, like this"

And it's the boldest you've been with the man since you started dating, but never once does he make you feel like any of this is a rush. You pull his hand down, let him cup you through your jeans while he bites at your flesh like you're the most delicious thing he's ever been allowed to taste.

You grind down on his hand, the heel of his palm and the friction of your clothes making a sensation that makes glimmering bright stars shoot behind your lids.

"Like that. Like that"

"Just want you to feel as good as you make me feel"

"I do, Joel"

And then there are no more words. Nothing else to say. The gasps and the whines and the moans are all that there needs to be. While he follows your guidance, and keeps you comfortable, whilst also make you fall apart - all for him to put together again, and again, and again.

"Hey" he murmurs into your hair after, "You good, baby?" And you can barely reply with anything but a giddy muffled giggle into his chest. Good might be the understatement of the year.

And then he says.

"How'd I get so lucky, to get a guy like you?"

And yeah, you can tell by the uncontrollable flutter of your heart.

It's him.

And now it's him and you.

[butterfly-ribbon]

there's so much around lion that's so wildly compelling about sisterhood, family, and identity, etc. but one of the things that make me crazy is the idea of lion as a fictional construct made by readers who want to see sayo with love, but also being unable to wholly decide what would most make sayo happy bc so many parts of herself are rooted in pain. lion is literally someone who exists to show sayo that she deserved better, deserved comfort, love, everything else - that it wasn't her fault, and that even in this "perfect" world, terrible things happen. the parents are still greedy and cruel. kinzo is still a terrible person. ep7 in this context truly feels like it's written by ppl on the outside of the story who actually chose to engage and understand, and a love letter to real life readers who did so.

a big thing i consider with lion is not having to have the 'pressure' of needing to specify and that creating a 'better' dynamic in the family, but they also still have to use the name given to them by kinzo. further considering that there's a major point of the care and love will shows for lion that is blatantly intended to transcend any idea of 'gender' or 'cisheteronormativity' makes it obvious to me! lion is essentially "this is a version of sayo who never had to 'choose' which is both a good and a bad thing, as within that context, this is a 'nuclear family' kind of set-up. by being denied the option/potential of fully exploring gender identity, they take on the role of the 'ideal child', which itself is rather tragic."

i think it's also meaningful to consider that lion is still androgynous and disconnected from the idea of 'masculine gender' without any of their 'tragedy' having happened. when given the option, they choose to live outside of 'maleness', outside of that specific idea, wanting to live without the struggle of having to specify or be assumed bc of how crushing and stressful that could be.

i really feel like it's relevant to consider that they were lying to sayo when they said it was only due to the 'incident' that she experienced that they had to perform the gender reassignment surgery? to me it would make a lot more sense that the reality of this intersex child would be easier to hide! if she was already intersex, then it's genuinely easy to consider. i think, broadly, lion was given to natsuhi as a 'baby boy' before everything happened. since she tried to kill the baby so young, it's so simple to see how these realities could have been ignored, but even then, what if natsuhi did realize this child was 'improper' or had a 'broken body'? what if, for so many things.

the idea of maleness and malehood is strangling to sayo. yes, she wants to 'fit in', but she also always truly wanted to see herself as a girl. she envisioned so many versions of herself that were the 'women' she wanted to be or wanted to grow up to be. she was never a 'proper' girl, even when she was a tiny child. she was always bad at cleaning, bad at cooking, bad at succeeding, too small, too 'stupid' according to all the girls around her. kanon exists as her dysphoria - dysphoria that in ep6 is 'killed' for the sake of saving loved ones. letting go of the mask of kanon bc her self-loathinh isn't who she wishes to be. i think further, it's important to think about how kanon exists bc sayo feels she has no 'right' to her own dysphoria unless she makes herself a 'male' alter ego to shove that into, to have some slight justification for how broken her body makes her feel. lion truly feels like an intersex child negotiating acceptable gender presentation bc being a boy is too painful and they can't assert their identity as a girl, so they opt for this middle ground that feels like a compromise between the two.

sayo has always 'been' a girl and 'seen herself' as a girl! but she is now portrayed as a failure of a girl bc of her 'broken' body and i think the intersex and trans girl readings can be interwoven into one very strong narrative. her being trans is amplified with the idea of her having intersex subtext bc she was raised thinking it could be possible, maybe, for her to live as a girl, before realizing she can only be a girl in this bird cage. now that she's a teenager, it's obvious that she's not a proper girl. if she leaves rokkenjima, the spell of her womanhood is broken and she'll have nothing. what matters is the present in which she exists and that her body 'fails' to meet the ideals of womanhood. this is vital in the context of natsuhi as well - natsuhi isn't a trans woman, but we can also see this sense of how womanhood and being degendered for her failures within that are important to her narrative and also sayo's! and in this context, sayo has always been 'out' and 'accepted', so her issue is less 'i'll never be a girl'. rather, her struggle is about how she's being taught that to be a girl is suffering and that she's doomed to tragedy for wanting. constantly realizing and thinking about all the things about the girls that people want and think of them, and realizing there was something about her body that denied her what she wanted.

i think it's a vital reality that intersex people are inherently connected with trans women, as the issue (at the end of the day) is having a body that 'fails' to meet the expectations of cissexist and bioessentialist dynamics so i love to think about this...

[batboyblog]

The recent Chappell Roan thing is why I absolutely hate the lack of political literacy in this country. Big-name celebrities think they're really cooking when they say "well Kamala still supports blowing up Palestinian babies because she won't cut ties with Israel, so therefore I'm not voting for her and you shouldn't either! Both her and Trump suck so I'm not voting/voting third party!"

Like it or not, Israel is an ALLY of the United States. We CAN'T just cut ties with them unless it's a long drawn-out process, and even then it's probably NEVER going to happen. This is basic shit we learned in social studies, holy shit!

Trump would be so much fucking worse for everyone involved, including Palestine, and not voting or voting third party is pretty much just handing your vote over to Trump due to how voting WORKS in a two-party system dictated by the fucked up electoral college.

This was a long ramble and you've probably gotten similar asks the last few months like this, but fuck, I just have to get this off my chest, and the most recent event with her was like the straw that broke the camel's back. Celebs in general need to shut the fuck up about politics unless they are actually partaking in activism instead of this virtue-signaling bullshit.

Taking things one thing at a time.

I'll admit to having only seen Chappell Roan's final video on the subject, so idk what she said before that (outside of generally)

The two things that really stuck out to me and pissed me off about that live/video was she 1. accused Democrats (she said "the left" but was clearly in context talking about the Democrats) for "transphobic policy" (also genocidal, equally silly) and it was SUCH a groundless lie, such a baseless, stupid, uninformed, silly lie. It'd be like saying "yes the right is bad! but Kamala Harris says she wants to shoot a pony every day of her Presidency and I can't support that!" And to be a Queer artist who's whole thing is centering Queer art, particularly drag who's got a young maybe not very informed queer fan base who's made talking about trans rights your main political thing to just lie about the nature of the threat to trans rights and trans lives at this moment is fucking awful and downright criminal.

Listen right now Republicans are aggressively attacking Democrats on trans rights. Trump went after Harris at their debate for "trans surgeries for illegal aliens in prison!" Republicans are attacking Tim Walz as "tampon Tim" for the idea that he supports trans male students having access to tampons (and other crazy transphobic attacks on him) Republicans are centering transphobia as a main campaign issue, anyone who gives a fuck about trans people in this nation should know Trump and Creepy Vance in charge of the federal government? is the nightmare. You can't claim to care about trans people or be "centering" them and not be doing all you can to stop Republicans at the ballot box this November. And both siding it and saying bullshit that somehow it will be just as bad if Democrats win is not stopping Republicans no matter how you personally vote.

The Second thing in her video that really annoyed me was she said she was voting for Harris but then had a whole word salad about how everyone needed to make up their own minds about who would be best. Basically saying that while she was voting for Harris, a vote for Trump was a reasonable conclusion people could reach. Again if you truly care about the issues she says she cares about, no, you can't vote for Trump. And again to use your platform to push "both sides" is to throw the very people you claim are your brand under the bus in the worst way.

I don't like to throw people under the bus for their family, Tim Walz' brother is a MAGA lunatic for example, but Chappell Roan talked about Republican family that "loved her" and I can't help but wonder if she was thinking of her Republican State Rep uncle, Darin Chappell. Again people can't control family members and I'm not asking anyone to come out and attack their family in public. I'm just wondering if her views on Republicans and finding a middle ground and "they still love me" is colored by Uncle Darin and not understanding he might love her and be proud of her but he still walks into the Missouri state capital and votes for abortion bans and transphobia.

to move onto the meat of your ask which I think is less about Roan in particular and more generalized about a certain type of celebrity and GenZ very on-line types. On the whole Israel-Palestine thing, I think most of the people posting about it know very little or know a lot of misinformation, you every see people boldly posting "I don't need to know everything to know right from wrong!" you run into that a lot. And I'd say yes, you do need to know a lot to comment on a complex multi generational ethnic-political conflict with many state and non-state actors.

Last night JD Vance and Tim Walz had their debate and every time there was an issue, housing costs, medical costs, gun violence, inflation, Vance would move it around to how if we just deported all the immigrants the issue would be fixed, no more drugs no more gun violence, housing would be cheap, just get rid of the people I don't like.

And I see a lot of that with Israel, "Palestine is a climate issue!" "Queer as in Free Palestine!" etc where if we just get rid of Israel it'll all be fixed. Which of course connects to long standing antisemitic ideas about Jews running the world, people happily sub in the word "Israel" or "Zionist" and then repeat the same old racism thats followed the Jews around for 1,000 years.

So long and short I think most people talking about Palestine don't know enough to talk about it, but what's worse don't really care about Palestine at all

I'm reminded here of Trump's "Deal of the Century". Oh? you don't remember it? shocker, in January 2020 Trump released a "peace plan" drawn up with no Palestinians involved, where Israel would be allowed to annex everything in the West Bank it would want, the Jordan Vally cutting Palestine off from Jordan and totally encircling it with Israel. The West Bank would be Swiss cheesed up into little pockets connected by tunnels or overpasses but with Israeli territory running through it everywhere. The Palestinians said "no!" and then Netanyahu claimed that Trump had green lit Israel to annex the land it wanted even without Palestinian agreement to the plan and without giving the Palestinians anything. There was some confusion and thankfully that didn't happen. We may never know the fully story of what stopped it, but I do think Trump agreed to annexing much of the West Bank, but pulled back under pressure from Gulf Arab Oil states who later in 2020 made peace with Israel in the Abraham Accords in an effort to stop Netanyahu's annexation plans.

any ways to point out, 1. Palestine was on the edge of annexation the end of the dream of Palestinian statehood in any meaningful sense, and where were the protests? the encampments? etc? it never comes up, 4 years ago, and all the people who live and breath this stuff never mention it? 2. We have reason to believe Trump signed off on a far-right government of Israel annexing much of the West Bank, his "peace plan" abandoned the outlines that American Presidents since Bill Clinton set forward for getting a Palestinian state on 95+% of the West Bank in favor of "what does the Israeli right want?" and again no one is talking about it in the context of this election, we know what he'll do, because he's done it before.

but again its not really about the Palestinians, its not about building a Palestinian state, its "get rid of Israel" and then what? what happens to the 9 million people who live in Israel? and people don't have a realistic answer, because its a political fantasy that if they just do X everything will magically get better, even on totally unrelated issues.

[phantom0888]

Just a light hearted rant

In other words, things in Danny Phantom that make absolutely no sense.

First off is the on button to the portal being on the inside the portal.

Who's idea was that?Jack, Maddie, I'm looking at you.

Like seriously, Jack and Maddie gave up because the portal didn't work when they plugged it in. In reality they just didn't hit the on button, which was inside the damn portal! How does that even work?

In order to turn that thing on, someone would have to sacrifice their life to push the button...and would you look at that, Danny walked right into that and now he's half dead. Skill issue I guess, but still.

At least it seems Jack and Maddie fixed the issue as in later episodes its shown that there's a on and off button on the outside of the portal, either that or they built 2 sets of buttons in the first place which then makes me wonder why they didn't hit the on button they had on the outside when they plugged the portal in.

The next thing is questioning how Danny got the thermos working.

Yeah, it seems like he transferred some ghostly energy into it as pictured here:

But the show doesn't actually conform that or tell us how Danny got the thermos working. He basically asked the thermos to work and it went "No worries fam, I got you." And it worked.

No explanation, just a "it works now...yay!" Kind of vibe.

My third thing skips quite a few episodes, even a full season and that is the existence of Danielle or Dani.

Here are the questions that come to mind.

How is Dani a female when she is supposed to be a clone of a male? Yes I've heard the trans theory, or maybe to make her stable Vlad had to mess with the XY chromosomes, or even Vlad added some female DNA into her for some reason (probably to make her stable). But non of those ideas completely follow up.

Why is she 12? In cloning cases, the clone doesn't end up a set age, when someone is cloned, their clone starts as a fetus/baby. It should have taken Dani 12 years to you know, become a 12 year old kid. So unless Vlad decided to start cloning Danny when he was 2, I don't see why Dani is 12.

How is she even stable in the first place? Yes, the other clones Vlad made weren't very stable, but it still makes no sense that Dani is stable because cloning is a very delicate process. Usually a clone of someone doesn't end up healthy like Dani, there always has to be some birth defect, and in real life most clones don't even live that long, and that's 2024 talking. Mind you, Danny Phantom was made in the early 2000s, cloning technology probably wasn't as advance then, meaning Dani isn't even supposed to be alive.

Fourth and final thing, and that's the asteroid.

Just the fact that the asteroid is made of a material called ecto-ranium says it all. This material was never mentioned before Phantom Planet, meaning it was made up on the spot, rushed per-se just like how the final episode was rushed!

Even worse is the fact Vlad managed to send the fucking thing hurtling at earth, and the best idea that wveryone could come up with was send two middle aged man to space in a rocket ship, one being half ghost and the other being a inconfidant ghost hunter, both dumped on bad terms, and hoping for the best.

Who would have saw Vlad not being able to make the asteroid intangible coming? Who would have thought his plan failed, and Jack ended up leaving him out in space. What a shocker.

Then instead of building a laser or something that would destroy the asteroid everyone decided to put their trust on a teenage ghost to fix everything. Sure he was successful, making it so the asteroid could phase through the whole ass planet even though it's made of a material ghosts can't manipulate (meaning it should be obvious a ghost can't phase through the asteroid or get objects such as a whole planet to phase through it as well but to each your own).

Let's just hope the moon or sun or any other planet weren't in it's path when it passed through earth.

And don't even get me started on the crappy relationship we all know Danny and Sam are gonna have. It was rushed, and frankly knowing Sam is someone who wants things to go her way, and Danny is someone who's too stubborn to follow that, the relationship isn't going to last.

Also, why were Sam and Tucker being such assholes to Danny through the whole episode until he restored his powers. Like bro, he got rid of his powers to specifically protect you two, why be asses to him?

And that ends my rant lol.

[destinygoldenstar]

Things I Want In A Tomodachi Life 2

(If they remake this game on the Switch 2. They did MiiTopia for Switch 1 after all.)

The customizing tools from the MiiTopia remake (AKA makeup & wigs) are also here. Just like in MiiTopia however, I imagine you can't put hats on if you give Miis wigs. So I imagine wigged Miis just will never ask for new hats.

You can edit your Mii's gender identity and sexual orientation. I feel like this is something they HAVE to do for a present day audience. Of course, this affects who your Miis can get attracted to. You can have straight relationships, gay relationships, or any combo you want depending on binary and preference. Though I feel like only hetero married Miis can have babies. Unless one of the same-sex pairs is trans. Or you can even have aro Miis and disable their ability to fall in love entirely. (ARO REP!)

I know some people want to be able to control who their Miis befriend, fight with, and fall in love with. But aside from the above point, I think control misses the appeal of the game. I would personally keep it as random as it is. (Like, no offense, but if you want that sort of thing, play Sims.)

Yes, the voices are dated by todays standards. But I personally found that appealing in its charm. So I wouldn't change it.

The personality customization gets a complete makeover. (I do not really like it in the original game personally) What I imagine is something like the Sims 3 where you can grant a variety of personality traits that really specify who your Mii is. (Up to 5) And each one gets its own quirk that affect that Mii's capabilities and asks in the game.

(Ex: Outgoing Miis will ask to be friends with other Miis more often. Introverted Miis will ask this less often. Artistic Miis will sometimes ask to want to paint something. Athletic Miis will sometimes want to play a sport. Goofy Miis will crack jokes more. Gluttonous Miis will ask for food more even if they're not empty. Hot headed Miis will fight other Miis more often. Etc.)

Potential Traits: Outgoing (Will ask to be friends with other Miis more often), Introverted (Will ask to be friends with other Miis less often), Kind (100% Chance of forgiving Miis after fights, and resolving fights is a guaranteed success), Coward (Miis will always get scared of storms, the dark, or other sketchy events), Brave (Miis will never get a fear-related task), Romantic (Miis have a high chance of falling in love with whoever they meet), Goofy (Miis love to tell jokes and play pranks), Vegetarian (Miis will always hate eating meat. Large chance their worst/worst ever foods are a meat item), Materialistic (Miis will ask for new items like clothes and interior more often), Hot Headed (Miis will get into fights with friends more often), Picky (Miis are picky about what they want, specify what they want more often, and dislikes things more), Intelligent (Miis have a habit of telling you some smart facts), Gluttonous (Miis will ask for food a lot, even if they’re not empty. Have a larger stomach compacity than other Miis), Clumsy (Miis will trip often and often lose contests), Hard Working (Miis will never get tired from jobs), Pet Lover (Give this Mii a pet and they get more happiness points, will play with pets a lot), Artistic (Miis love painting), Athletic (Miis love playing sports), Virtuoso (Miis love instruments and music), Culinary (Miis love to cook), Designer (Miis love to make clothes), Lazy (Miis will nap and sleep more often), Dreamer (Miis will always dream when they sleep), Geek (Miis love video games), Gloomy (Miis will be harder to cheer up when they’re sad)

More Age Variances. Child, Teenager, Young Adult, Adult, Senior. Children Miis can't fall in love. Teenagers Miis can fall in love but they can't get married. Teenagers can only fall in love with other teenagers.

More dreams.

More news reports.

More vacations. With this one, I imagine instead of photos, your Miis look around and tour the respective location area they're visiting. You can still take photos if you want because they'll occasionally pause and pose at some stuff. You can then back out and return home when you're done.

The Miis ask to interact with items more. I sometimes forget about some of these items because the Miis never ask to use most of them (At least in my game). So they can ask "I want to paint something" "I want to play a sport" "I want to play an instrument" "I want to be hypnotized", etc. And depending on if your Mii has a trait that is reactionary to specific activities, they will ask for certain things more often.

Some of these items include: Books (The Mii will read you a random story), A Lab Set (You can play with the Mii and come up with some crazy chemistries to see what happens), Tinkering Kit (Works like frying pan/sewing machine, the Mii will tinker a random item you can keep), Skateboard (Take your Mii on a fun obstacle course outside (random), you can win a prize if you complete it), Sports: Baseball, Soccer, Tennis, Hockey, Golf, Bowling, Archery (Play with your Mii in a minigame. Homage to Wii Sports), Game Console (Play a minigame with your Mii, usually a random one each time, you can win a prize if you win), Movie Disk (Watch a random mini movie with your Mii), CD (Your Mii will dance to a random song. If you make a song of your own using the theater, there's a chance they can play that too), Comedy Mic (Your Mii will tell you jokes), Painting Easel (Works like frying pan/sewing machine, the Mii will paint a random picture for you), And Instruments: Guitar, Violin, Drums, Piano, Trumpet (Play with your Mii. Homage to Wii Music). And of course, the items from the previous game are here.

In regards to some of the items, your Mii has an extra bio sheet regarding their skill of certain items. And the more you have your Mii use these items, the higher their skill is. Miis that have a cooking skill have a higher chance of making a rare food item if they use the frying pan. Miis that have a fashion skill have a higher chance of making a rare clothing item if they use the sewing machine. Same with the Tinkering Kit. Same with the Easel.

In regards to some other skills, this will make it so the Mii's skill level is higher, so when you have the Mii use the item again, the mini challenge will be more difficult, but the prize is greater if you win it. (They don't level up if you fail.) The Skateboard, the Sports Items, and the Game Console.

The Miis with a high instrument skill have the option to play that instrument in the theater when you're making a song and arranging a group, if you want that role for them. But Miis without the instrument skill won't have this as an option.

Your Miis can have pets: A cat, a dog, a fish, or a hamster. You can name them whatever you want and you'll find your Miis playing with them from time to time. When visiting a Mii, you can have the option to see the pet and play with them. (Each Mii can only have one pet)

MiiTopia inspired clothing. Because I need it.

Altered Clothing Options. (MiiTomo style, I'm thinking.) Tops, bottoms, full body, & hats. When your Miis ask for new clothes, they'll say "I'd like a new top." "I'd like some new pants." "I'd like a new outfit." "I'd like a new hat."

Altered categories for food items & clothing items with a filter to see what each item classify as. (This is something from the original game that frustrated me, because I never understood what exactly the type was they wanted when they specify.) Pop in a filter to see options, and you'll see what food/clothing item classifies as so you can give your Mii what they want. (Food: Hot, Cold, Meat, Produce, Deli, Deserts, Grains, Dairy, Drinks, & Foreign Types cause sometimes that would ask that sort of thing in the original. So Chinese Food, Japanese Food, Mexican Food, Indian Food, Italian Food, etc.) (Clothing: Cute, Cool, Casual, Lively, Costume, Boho, Punk Wear, Street Wear, Luxury Wear, Preppy Wear, Hot Weather Wear, Cold Weather Wear, Feminine Wear, & Masculine Wear) So if they specify they want something specific, they'll say that specific thing, and you can use that filter to know what they want.

You can assign Miis jobs. Store Cashier, Teacher, Gym Coach, Lifeguard, News Anchor, & Gardener. Rabbit holes. This will make it so your Miis aren't available all the time, but when they are, you'll see a little notification on their window ($). When you visit them, you get the money they earned. You can have the Mii quit their job anytime if you want them to be more available to play with.

At the beginning of the game, you can select the type of island you want. All the islands will have the same features, just with a different aesthetic. (And you can change it whenever you want.) Classic (Similar to the original), Tropical, Desert, Jungle, Rocky Mountain, & Snowy. You can also get some special island types such as a Fantasy Island, a Spooky Island, a Cloud Island in the sky, a Space Island in space, a Cheese Island made of food, a Futuristic Island, and of course, a Mario-themed Island. But they're VERY expensive to buy. Some of the most expensive things in the game.

There's weather in the game. Depending on the day you boot up the game, you get a random weather day for your island, and the News Tower will have an option for you to see the Forecast. This includes Sunny, Cloudy, Rainy, Stormy, and snowy if it's winter. Sunny Weather will make it so that you'll see Miis doing outdoor activities more often. Rainy Weather will make it so that most of the Miis are indoors, though some can still be outside. Stormy Weather will make it so that Miis will never leave their apartments unless they're at a job. Miis can comment on the current weather. Stormy weather can spook out some Miis, especially ones with a coward trait, (Miis with a brave trait will never get this), and one of the tasks you can get is to calm them down.

A museum. (Like in Animal Crossing) This is where you can store your prizes and your collectables and see them.

More leisure places your Miis can go. Like a Gym, (Events can be a training session with a Mii, or a sport contest between two Miis), A School, for the child and teenager Miis (Child/Teen Miis will be in school during hours) (Events can be joining in on a lesson and solving some problems for prizes. Remember this is a kids game.), and a Botanical Garden, where on top of your Miis visiting, you can plant your own seeds that you can sometimes get as a prize to plant stuff and take care of. Once they're grown, you can harvest their contents for cash. But watch out cause you have to pop in to take care of them or they will wilt and you get nothing. You have the option to hire a Mii as a gardener and they'll take care of it for you when you're not playing, so you won't have to worry about it.

On top of making songs, you can make theater productions. Just like the songs, you can edit the dialogue. Genres are Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi, Romance, Action, Adventure, Fantasy, and Mystery.

The kids last longer. This frustrated me in the original because I never find myself being able to interact with the kids. So instead of days it's weeks of each age. First Week is the newborn (The cradling minigame). Second Week is the infant. Third Week is the toddler (The play minigame). The Fourth Week they can walk. The Fifth Week they're a full child (The spinning minigame). The Sixth and final week they're grown up into a full child Mii and you can choose to either send them to travel or have them move into the island. This way, you actually CAN interact with the kids and you feel even more for the scrapbook credits because you got to experience them grow up too. So basically, they last a month in a half.

With the exception of sending kid Miis for travel and the streetpass items, YOU GET THE FULL GAME EXPERIENCE EVEN IF YOU'RE OFFLINE.

The gameplay itself is mostly the same, just with adjustments to the layout because of the console. You can still click and drag items to your Miis with a pointer. The bio stuff is its own pop up option so you can see their relationships, favorite foods, etc.

AUTOSAVE.

Multiple Save Files. (Probably 5 Max.) So you can have more than one island.

I know some have said "More than 100 Miis", but the reason they do that is because if you had infinite Miis, some people will go crazy, and the game can't keep up with that amount of memory and just won't work. So this is the better solution in my opinion.

You can celebrate your Miis birthdays. If you pop into their apartment, you can pop into a party they're having. If you give them a present, they'll gain a lot of happiness points.

Yearly Tomodachi Holidays. The Miis will be celebrating the holiday and asking to do some holiday-related tasks that can only appear during the holiday.

These include: Valentines Week (February 11th-17th) . Couples will ask for some dating advice and doing some dating event minigames, and success will increase their relationship. And there's a higher chance of love popping up. Fools Week (March 29th-April 4th). Miis will prank you. I think that'd be funny to have Miis just screw with the player. The Summer Solstice (July 1st-July 7th). Miis will ask to do some summer-related activates with you, like swimming or getting tans or playing beachball (like the frisbee). Halloween (October 28th-November 3rd). Miis will ask for costumes more often and give you candy when you visit their apartments. There's some spooky-related events at some of the leisure places, and a haunted house that appears, including a minigame inside that only comes during this holiday. Christmas (December 22nd-December 30th). Miis will ask to set up Christmas trees and give presents to their friends, reactions vary and positive ones will increase their relationship. That Christmas music from the original game also comes back. And New Years Eve (December 31st). The Miis will be hyping up the New Year, and from 10 PM to Midnight, there will be an event: A get together where some of your Miis are gathered at the Fountain to countdown to midnight.

What would you want to see in Tomodachi Life 2?

[nothorses]

This isn't intended to be confrontational, because I know your intentions were good, but your note that you know nb they/thems don't have it easier and it's about "your experiences only" feels a little hollow when your original post specifically contrasts your experiences with the experiences of nb they/thems. If that makes sense. If you'd said "I make cis progressive women uncomfortable by being a visibly masc transitioned binary trans man" that's your experience. But when you say "I make cis progressive women uncomfortable by being a visibly masc transitioned binary trans man and not a nb they/them" it does leave room for interpretation about what you're implying about the experiences of nb they/thems. I understand what people mean when they say "cis women are more accepting of nb they/thems because they can lump them in with women" but the fact is that unless the nb they/them in question also ids with womanhood, being lumped in with women IS misgendering. Being lumped in with women isn't a benefit when you're not a woman. There is a massive issue with the demonization of masculinity and manhood in queer circles, yes, but there is ALSO an issue of people lumping in anyone who isn't a man with women ("nonmen"). And it doesn't become less misgendering to be lumped in with women even if you're an nb and not a binary man. When people make the assumption that it's less "serious" for cis women to lump in nb they/thems with women, they're basically also lumping in nb they/thems with women by assuming we're less harmed by being misgendered as a woman than trans men are harmed by being gendered as a woman. I'm not a woman, woman-centric feminism doesn't solve all my issues, and denying the ways I'm different from women harms me. The way people assume being an nb they/them must be easier bc cis women "accept" us feels very similar to the way baeddels assume transmascs have it easier bc cis women "accept" us. Like they just took "cis women view trans men as uwu pure widdle babies to be infantilized rather than as predatory men to be attacked the way they view trans women" and turned it into "cis women view nb they/thems as uwu pure babies to be infantilized rather than as predatory men to be attacked the way they view binary trans men." Again, I know you don't personally believe "nb they/thems have it easier," and I DO believe you that cis progressive women in your life have started treating you worse the more visibly masculine/visibly transitioned you've become (I'm not gonna be like "no your experience must not be true just bc it's not the same as my experience >:(), but that post was just a nudge for me to talk on a certain rhetoric I've seen frequently recently.

this is kind of the thing I was trying to avoid with that tag tbh, and I think I worded it poorly; honestly, it was a tag I added because I remembered having A Stray Thought when I wrote the first post, remembered that I didn't add something I considered adding but not why or what it was, and didn't think super hard about in that moment. I kind of wonder if it would have been better to leave the tag off entirely.

I don't think it's easier for nonbinary folks to be "easier to lump in with women". I think it's more uncomfortable for cis women when they can't lump trans men (or other trans people who were AFAB) in with women. their comfort with lumping nonbinary people in with women does not translate to comfort for said nonbinary people, and I was kind of hoping to avoid people assuming that I was implying as much just bc I didn't go out of my way to clarify otherwise.

[cantheykillmacbeth]

So, if a man of woman born tries to have some other being or force kill Macbeth on his behalf, then the prophecy will thwart that, yes? How far does this caveat go in your eyes?

Let's assume the prophecy works by manipulating probability to make anything that can go wrong in one's plan to kill Macbeth fail, such as your gun jamming if you try to shoot him, because it doesn't exactly seem like Macbeth has any supernatural abilities of his own.

Now let's add in our hypothetical man of woman born, let's call him John Faith. John Faith has the supernatural power to see all the threads of fate and probability at once, and understands every consequence and butterfly affect for every action done. Additionally, let's make it so John Faith can rewind his actions to any time he has been alive before that moment, and that he can freeze time to give him additional room to think on his omniscience. And finally, John Faith is fully immortal unless Macbeth dies of unnatural causes, and John lives within the universe of Shakespeare's play Macbeth.

John Faith's one goal in life is to cause Macbeth's unnatural death so that John himself can finally die. However, John is a man, born through a standard vaginal birth, with his birthing parent being a woman. John, knowing all potential futures, is aware of Macbeth's prophecy, but he decides to try and find a way to arrange Macbeth's GUARRANTEED death, prophecy be damned.

Given enough rewinds and all the knowledge of potential futures and full understanding of the butterfly affect, could John Faith from @localtransvamp 's Macbeth AU hypothetical KILL Macbeth?

If I'm understanding what you're trying to say... then I think John Faith would need to get someone else to kill Macbeth for him, assuming this second person would be able to kill Macbeth (woman, c-section baby, child of trans man, etc.). He could potentially hire a hitman for this, or, with his power, could see exactly what actions he would need to take to culminate in someone else killing him via the butterfly/domino effect.

As an example of that second one: John Faith puts a lightning rod on a tree next to a road. Thunderstorm hits, lightning strikes tree, tree falls onto road, road is blocked. Sir Caesar Section, a wanted anti-monarchy criminal on his way to Somefuck City, now needs to take a detour through Dunsinane via Birnam Wood. Not happy about it; already very irritable today. Goes to Dusninane (probably running into several other frustrations planted by John Faith along the way and getting a bunch of sticks in his hair), can't keep a low profile, gets put in Dunsinane jail. Breaks out, rampage, Macbeth caught in cross-fire and killed. Congratulations, John Faith has fulfilled his life-long dream of killing Macbeth (kinda).

Now, sometimes, we've had situations where Person A using Person B to kill Macbeth wouldn't work, but that is almost always because Person A is possessing Person B, essentially using B's body as the murder weapon (see: Emperor Belos). But in the case where Person A gets Person B to kill Macbeth via hiring them or stringing them along, the murder is still attributed to Person B instead of Person A (see: Rube Goldberg Machine).

Uh. Thank you for your submission?

[munchmemes]

the northern boys lyrics, all songs edition

❛ don't wanna fall in love, i just wanna get fucked. ❜ ❛ when i go, will my loved ones miss me? well, the answer's no. ❜ ❛ no, don't talk to me unless it's an emergency. ❜ ❛ i gotta go, i gotta take a number three. that's a piss and a shit and a wank. ❜ ❛ i tried crack once, i just wanted to test it. ❜ ❛ it's party time, get your drugs out. ❜ ❛ if you wanna make love, get your muffs out. ❜ ❛ call me grandad cause i fucked your nan. ❜ ❛ i know you think that this is a game but it's not. now watch me walk away. ❜ ❛ i'm a love machine, i don't know when to stop. ❜ ❛ do you wanna make love to a sad old man? ❜ ❛ you can find me in the club, fucking it up. ❜ ❛ now i look so pretty, i'm a million bucks. ❜ ❛ if you see me cry, you better walk on by 'cause i don't wanna share the pain that's inside. ❜ ❛ five foot nine in my six inch boots. ❜ ❛ i'm an angry man but i'm a soft old sod. ❜ ❛ don't need a girlfriend or a stable job. i'll be sitting on the bog, just hobbing a wonk. ❜ ❛ no need to drive. i just drop to my hands and feet and scuttle like a beetle. ❜ ❛ listen up, pal. i could die right now. ❜ ❛ i'm gonna robot dance while i take my shirt off. ❜ ❛ one time for the ladies. one time for the men. one time for everyone in-between, yes, you gotta love them. ❜ ❛ raising a glass to the gays and bi's and the trans and the girls and the big bald men. ❜ ❛ you better not assume my pronouns, you ain't got a clue what i feel inside. ❜ ❛ you wanna come fuck me, then get in line. ❜ ❛ i'm a top shelf piece of ass, don't touch what you can't afford. ❜ ❛ sweet love is the destination. now come take a ride on the sexy train. ❜ ❛ let's paint pictures of aeroplanes. this one here is a cargo jet and i'm gonna call him "shadowbane". ❜ ❛ sometimes life is a massive bitch. ❜ ❛ i don't mean to be a dickhead. i wanna put a smile on your pretty face. ❜ ❛ i don't wanna be a part of the human race. ❜ ❛ if you really wanna we can do that too but i'd much rather just hold hands with you. ❜ ❛ 'cause i'm high, i wanna kiss your face. ❜ ❛ i've got a bag and it's full of things. one of those things is your favourite thing. ❜ ❛ am i just high? or am i dying, man? ❜ ❛ devil's at the door and i might fucking let him in. ❜ ❛ i don't give a fuck if you hate me. ❜ ❛ fuck this world of lies, i don't wanna be part of this no more. ❜ ❛ something in my soul doesn't sit right. ❜ ❛ the world is a cunt and we've been neglected. ❜ ❛ tell me that you love me but i know it's all lies. ❜ ❛ i'm a liability, won't you come and chill with me? ❜ ❛ i've got a whole lotta love to load but it's locked inside like a jar of jam. ❜ ❛ i promise that i'll try my best. ❜ ❛ you could never love me for me. i had to let you go. ❜ ❛ you need permission if you wanna touch me. ❜ ❛ look, baby, i'm the flavour of the month. ❜ ❛ your loving is a cliff, i don't wanna take a jump. ❜ ❛ leave me to my own doom. ❜

[gagsolineoilrefinery]

brian headcanons? pretty please

Smiles so big and wide at you yes absolutely I love that little freak

putting under a read more for convenience's sake

- I'm 100% a Bug Brian truther, that man is an insect you can't convince me otherwise, I like to think he can make weird little chittering noises and climbs up walls with his hands and feet for enrichment

- He's trans and has no last name because he didn't care enough to pick a new one so he went with none, acts all mysterious about it because he thinks it makes him look cool

- This man needs glasses so fucking badly but after a litany of "nerd" comments growing up he refuses to wear them, has attempted contacts but cant get them in his eyes for the life of him

- He would genuinely rather die than go to the factory, he does all his needed repairs on himself unless he's forced to (usually by Ben or William)

- He gets along with his co workers in, his own way when he's forced to interact with them. He does not understand how to behave "appropriately" around other people, he's my favorite rude autism icon (he is going to insult your intelligence at any given opportunity with what he sees as good intentions and does not understand why everyone hates him)

- I'm also a Bellthinker truther I think that british man should kiss that bug right on the brain dome and make him so flustered his systems soft reset

- Every time theres a meeting that he's in the second he's at the front of the room the entire mood changes because everybody knows he's gonna have a whole presentation planned thats no less than 1 hour long, and he will yell at you if you try to stand up for any reason

- I like to think living in the heart of toontown (right in the playground no less) definitely has some side effects on him, the silliness is rubbing off on him more than he realizes, most obviously things like his brain exploding comically when he starts baby raging

- Im sorry this man is absolutely a cog reddit user (coggit? idk) you can't change my mind, hes a power mod and proud of it, keeps getting talked to for using it on company time though

- He's very attatched to the Desk Jockeys but absolutely hates to admit it, I like to think its a Dr. Robotnik with Scratch and Grounder type dynamic (thinking especially like that one scene where Robotnik says "I don't even know why I bother to repair you guys, I suppose I'm too sentimental" shit like that)

- With his dynamics with the other toontown central managers, I think he actually feels very guilty about the incident that happened with Buck- but instead feigns a petty hatred for him so nobody will ask him about it and he doesn't have to admit how monumentally he fucked up

- He's on relatively chill terms with William, they're both angry big mouthed autistic people who do not know how to shut up so they mesh pretty well, I think they like to fight eachother to let off steam and then makeup immediately after, Brian isn't too fond of the whole oil leakage problem thing though because it makes a mess of his basement but he doesn't exactly hold it against him since he knows he can't help it

- When he can spare the time he loves poking around in the systems of his co workers just to see how they operate out of morbid curiosity and to see how he can make the jockeys more efficient, he's on that medic tf2 shit, not many of them let him do it though (understandably so)

- Probably went to whatever the cog equivalent of medical school was but lost his medical license after The Buck Incident™️

(And I think thats probably good for now because I am dangerously treading the line of infofumping about my AU sorry I have so many thoughts about this creature)

[luminoushane]

RE The when did Amity find out she was adopted question,

You mentioned the fact isn't public knowledge outside of a select few like Raine, Darius, Eda and presumably others who interact with Lilith regularly enough to know that Lilith wasn't pregnant before baby Amity turned up (ie Belos and the other coven heads, unless you HC -Like most of the fandom- that cis female witches can get people pregnant or that she's trans) so those guys would know she's not Lilith's bio kid.

But what about the general public, is it known Lilith has a kid? If so do people speculate over who the other bio parent is since the fact she's adopted is a secret? (presumably to Lilith and Amity's iritation)

Furthermore do Gwendolyn and Dell know about Amity and the fact she's adopted?

The thought of having children isn't something they'd expect from Lilith is what confused them the most, since the BI doesn't really care how the children are conceived. There are times when people DO ask her if she has a partner, to which she'd politely decline, but sometimes she just wants to:

Ya know?

Belos knows Amity is adopted (wouldn't say white bc 1. He doesn't really care and; 2. That mf is an orphan, he can't discriminate) but the other coven heads don't, so Lilith had to make up a fake story about "wanting a child but not a partner so she had a surrogate" or smthn.

Yes I believe in both HCs.

Dell and Gwen DO know, but that doesn't matter. They have a granddaughter now and they are happy.

[alienfailboy]

i accidentally deleted the ask but i believe @rabbitlost ???? asked me to spill about thorbruce

i apologize for how unhinged i'm about to become.

i'm serving you mcu cracky fluffy realness i'm sorry, i was like eleven when i decided to make these freaks my whole personality

sorry about the spelling thorbruce nation 🫡

here's a bunch of head cannons

-thor and bruce are dating pre age of ultron. sorry argue with a wall.

-i think that the idea of thor dating a human is silly, like you don't think he'd think it was weird to be with someone long term that will die before he gets a gray hair, like i loveee jane i just think that that's a far more plausible reason for it not to work out.(also she's a lesbian so sorry)

- you know who basically can't die cause some higher power who he's not in love with hates him? bruce banner (said higher power is me i have to make this wet cat of a man suffer, but i get nicer later i swear)

-literally no one notices that they're together which thor thinks is odd considering that bruce is rather touch averse and thors always touching him. they place a bet. thor thinks it'll take the rest of the og 6, his dear friends who are geniuses and super spies, maximum 3 months, bruce is not a huge fan of mouth on mouth pda this is reasonable.... sweet boy doesn't realize that they're all too tired to do any sleuthing. this is fine with bruce who gave them minimum 8 months. also like his ideal scenario involves them living quietly alone where they only sometimes have brunch with their friends, phones exist for a reason please do not make me talk to you in person thanks

-after bruce goes missing thors like royaly confused. because what the fuck do you mean you lost a giant green rage monster??? where the fuck did y'all put my boyfriend????? he does a small discreet increasingly frantic search of earth before his horrible little brain that hates him decided bruce didn't wanna be found

-when bruce comes to on sakkar he points out thors haircut cuase wow baby omg when did you do that? wdym you missed me lol it's been like a few hours?? TWO YEARS ???

•insert hushed 'i missed you, i'm so happy your back' frantic kissing

•who is bruce banner if not a man unwilling but unfortunately helping topple a government just by existing?

-they won ragnorak! sorry i don't make the rules (yes i do) that's what happened, thors king, rejoice as i declare him allfather

-thor steps into the role of king rather easily. it does uniquely annoy him that he's no longer allowed to run around beating people up he has to sit on a throne and like... give a fuck? oh god

-thor has terrible eyesight, his eyes are grey so he's just going through life looking at blobs that are sorta friend shaped. becoming fully blind in one eye makes him start to wear glasses, designed and gifted to him by his glorious future husband who was done watching him bump halfway into door frames.

-he's half blind yes, but not missing the eye. it's that almost clear grey color

-lightning looking scars(only scars he had besides top scars,, cuase like god and healing factor but also i am trans and i've decided this is how it is sorry)

-bruce's eyes are scary bright green and they glow in the dark

-bruce has stretch marks near growth plates and joints

-he giggles and hehes at the fact that thor has short hair- which they hate, the only thing they hate more is growing it out. but it must be done

-thor has Monroe esque beauty marks, so does loki this is literally the main reason thor just never questioned if they were related.

-bruce has freckles on his nose and shoulders that you can't see unless you are like an inch away from him

-thor is, at a minimum, 6'4

-bruce is, at a maximum, 5'10 on a good day when he's wearing shoes and thor is slouching (hehe)

-thor has like fantastic posture,, they're royalty

-...bruce has been caught sitting in the same position as a question mark (?)

-bruce gets really into learning about asgard the way he did earth, knowing where stars fall, how the domain works, what the wild life is life, etc. becoming a genius on a different planet. thor likes it, likes telling him all the things he wants to know and showing him around the palace and town after things settle.

-thors not stupid.

-thor knows how to bake and refuses to learn how to cook

-until bruce loki and brun (the Valkyrie) each start kitchen fires in different ways, seriously loki you were boiling water????

-thor just fucking moves people around when theyre in his way, people weigh as much as like a grape to him so he just picks people up with his hands on their shoulders. bruce is like half a grape.

-bruce has also just moved thor out of his way. green veins n allat. not nearly as often but it happens

-bruce cannot function before 10am, he used to be constantly alert but after like three months on asgard he just gets really good at sleeping.

-also he becomes accustomed to thor constantly being there (as opposed to before when he would be splitting his time between hero-ing around the universe and being bruce's pet alien) he becomes very uncomfortable at the thought of going to bed without him

-loki and bruce have odinson sibling level beef because of the only two interactions they've had (A1 and ragnorak) and it's getting out of hand, but there's something to be said about feeling like an outsider and being weird and green flavored- so after a while there's no real oomph behind it

-after ragnorak bruce sleeps for like 20/24 hours of the next several days. he doesn't have to worry or get up and fight for the first time in a really long time. "hulk tired, banner can stay"

-thors really busy those first few days, rebuilding asgard and reassuring his people, preparing for his reign. but he's checking on bruce periodically. just sitting next to him while he sleeps for a few minutes he watches his chest raise, try's to remember that he's alive. that he was never actually dead.

-i think that months pass without the hulk but bruce just like, knows he's there. big man really is just tired he's been out and about for two years, but slowly over the course of several months turned years bruce does find balance between him n the hulk, and without professor hulk (yes he was dilfy yes i hated it, we hate endgame)

-thor just like accidentally calls bruce his husband to someone important, ur honor we're spiritually married, i forgor that that's not legally binding and im king of several realms and words have meaning and-actually do you wanna marry me?

-yes? obviously. are you being serious??? do i have to wear a tiara (*crown, cause your a consort to the king now, for some reason—loki probably)

-a few months post wedding (beautiful ceremony i was in the front row, i cheered very loudly) thor is made aware by captain vaguely stated but extremely correct (heimdall) and his own extremely hazy but very frightening dreams(he's pretty sure he's becoming a profit but whatever) that something very fucking bad is about to happen on earth. they're preparing for a war. remember your vision? yes your robot child but also like your VISION?? yeah, the everyone's dead one! it may or may not be about to come to fruition

infinity war and subsequent endgame fixit/head cannons are locked and loaded (please ask me about it please ask me about it please please please)

but i've been talking super long lmk if you want more domestic king nonsense i think about them all the time. also i know this was like really cringe but i warned you

uhm also some time in the next weekish i'm going to post this AUs (the better timeline) fun fresh and fruity thor redesign on @clarkkentsmalewife

the rest of the art on that account is highkey shit ass but whatever

okay love you bye 🤩

[system-network]

Papyrus and Sans (AU) headcanons

I made sure that they all were in character, it's been forever since I wrote for anything Undertale related

Undertale

🦴Sans

-Aroace king right here

-I want to say that they are Transfem but I don't think he would care too much about how others perceive his gender

-He has ADHD and OCD

-He'll clean out his trumpet multiple times a day because of it

-It's like, the one thing he'll do

-One time Frisk wanted to help Papyrus clean, so they moved Sans sock from the living room and he kinda just stood there

-He wasn't upset at Frisk or Papyrus, of course not- but he liked the sock being there for some reason

-I don't have much for OG Sans, my apologies

🦴Papyrus

-Cis male and demi sexual

-He's just happy to be there, trust

-He has so much love to pass around, and I think that's obvious

-He has autism, and maybe ADD??

-Again, maybe on the ADD part

-He's never told anyone, but he can read Wingdings as well as sign language

-He wanted to learn, so he taught himself

-He was thrilled that he did, because when Frisk tried signing to monsters Papyrus was the one who could fully understand

-He taught other humans and monsters when the barrier broke

-He was so happy to help

-He's very unaware of his voice volume

-He tries so hard to not get too loud when excited, but he can only keep it in for sooo long

Underfell

🦴Sans (Red)

-Cis dude

-Doesn't really care about pronouns tbh

-He's also definitely Omni

-People always give him a brooklyn accent for some reason?

-I mean, I get it, but I don't think they were alive when monsters were on the surface so he wouldn't be around those kinds of accents?

-Unless other monsters have one, then I guess it makes sense

-Gold tooth is just because it makes him seem tougher

-Plus, when he was a baby Edge threw her bottle at him a little too hard and now he has a missing tooth

-It's just something he pops into his mouth, there isn't really a dentist under ground LOL

-He also has a lisp because of this

-He's so dumb omg

-Red can't pretend to fall asleep, he just can't

-He has to help kids whenever he sees one needing help

-He can't help it, he has big brother instincts!!

🦴Papyrus (Edge)

-Transfem queen

-I don't make the rules

-She is Transfem and sapphic!!!

-She's a good cook, if her food isn't up to her standers she will throw it out

-She likes fashion

-Look at her BOOTS, you just know she likes looking good

-Isn't as tall as the other Papyrus’, so the boots help

-No matter how hard she is on Red, she loves her brother dearly

-She just doesn't know how to fully show that without being on the verge of tears

-She's strong physically, but emotionally.. she'll need help in that department

-She has PTSD

-That much is obvious

Underswap

🦴Sans (Blue)

-He is my genderqueer aroace king

-I'm sorry, but dude isn't actively looking for romance

-He's energetic, but only when it's things he likes

-Like, he'll be sooo unenthusiastic but then he'll see a show he likes and gets so hyped

-Talks with his hands

-I tried to refrain from the “echo bodies”, but I have to mention that Blue is chubby

-This is a man, he has a stomach and no one can fight me on this

-He's also a little shit

-I DON'T MAKE THE RULES

-He's a smug bastard, just trust me

-He has OCD

🦴Papyrus (Stretch)

-I like to say trans masc

-Trans Masc or Bigender

-Bro is fluid in his gender regardless

-He also doesn't care for labels tbh, he just likes what he likes

-He's also energetic, but he gets burned out fast

-He forgets what he puts in his pockets often

-Bro is wearing cargo pants, too many pockets for him to keep track

-He definitely writes

-Horror stories? Yes. Sci-fi? Of course! Romance? Perchance…

-Annoying younger brother energy

-He likes annoying others, but I a like “oh you-” kinda way

-Also autistic!!!

-I love him so much don't get me started

[pupp1bo1]

🎀Hewwo!!!! INTRO 🎀

ALL KINKS ARE STRICTLY FANTASY!!!!

Heya! My name is Joede, I refuse to give out my dead name! If you know me irl no tf you don't -

My birthday is November fourth! I am a Scorpio! (Here's my wl id you want lol) : https://gowish.com/s/dwp0af

I don't post a lot, I mostly like a follow, I might plan on actually posting but I'm not sure!

About me!!: I am a transmasc! My pronouns are he/she/it, most people wonder why I allow people to call me a girl, yes it makes me uncomfortable when people call me a girl but I try to get used to it. My pronouns are like that because I know not all people will accept me, because I know that people do forget and that's completely okay!! And because I have not came out to most ppl irl!!

I am an age and pet regressor, I tried out @g3pl@y recently with an ex cg and I have never felt more traumatized and taken advantage of. I will not talk about the topic because I am genuinely afraid they will find this and do what they said they would! So there will be no more of those kinds of blogs that I will interact with unless I don't realize what I'm doing.

I REFUSE to be sexual when I'm regressed!!!! This is a big rule for me, I don't like it, I don't like being taken advantage of. I am extremely sensitive despite how rude I come off as! I cry at the most simple things (even a slight raise of tone, or being called something rude when I can't tell if they are joking), I will sit there and cry for hours. I hope that I can be as open as I am able to without receiving hate! I'm 5 or 4 weeks clean and I want that to stick.

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1- gentle spanking (I don't like anything rough, I cry easily as I stated)

2- praise

3- height difference

4- age gap

5- light cnc

6- light degrading (like I said, I easily cry)

7- dirty talk

8- free use

9- I don't know lol Ill add more when I remember ❤️

🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~🎀~

🐾 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🅸 🆂🆄🅿🅿🅾🆁🆃🐾

1- lgbtq+ ofc

2- all religions! I do not care what you support! I do believe in God but I absolutely refuse to force my beliefs on others and I refuse to interact with others who want to force theirs on me and others.

3- Kamala Harris, any trumpies will be blocked.

4- I can't think right now, I'll add more when I remember.

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Desc of what I look(and sound I guess?) like :

African American! But I am mixed with white, Mexican, Indian, and more. I have to check my family background.

I have lower neck length curly + wavy dark brown hair!!

I wear glasses, I have two pairs, a black pair and a dark grey.

I have dark brown eyes and kind of long eyelashes.

I am 6'0 or 5'11 I'm unsure.

My voice is kind of naturally deep and some (who don't know I'm trans) think I already sound like a man even though I'm not on T(testosterone) so yippie!!

I even already look like a man! So yayyyyyyyy (kind of, I have a baby face).

I am chubby! I'm working on losing weight. Some people might be against it because they like chubby people but I like- NEED it gone so I can be mentally comfortable with myself. I have kind of an hour glass build though idk.

More about me besides what I look and sound like!!:

Kinks I do NOT like:

1- piss

2- scat

3- real 1nc3st

4- real sexual(and nonsexual) @bus3

5- blood

6- knifeplay

7- gunplay

8- I do not like minors! Absolutely disgusting, you will be blocked if you try and suggest such a thing.

9- and more that I cannot remember.

Stuff about agre and petre!!:

I will not type this all out in this post because I do not have the energy, you can ask me in dms or the ask button!!I regress to about 2 - 6 (agre)

I regress to a puppy! (Not a dog, a puppy) (Petre)

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🐾🅸 🆆🅸🅻🅻 🅰🅳🅳 🅼🅾🆁🅴 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆁 🅾🅽!! 🐾

(DM/ask if you have any questions or things I should add)

[breadandblankets]

20 questions writer meme.

thank you @crimsonrainseekingflower for tagging me!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

26

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

101,970

3. What fandoms do you write for?

MXTX (SVSSS, TGCF), Fallout, Batfam, Bungou Stray Dogs, and i just started writing for S & D Tier

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

the window to the soul (and other such fallacies): scumplane fixit/romance told through weekly tea breaks i fell in (to a burning ring of fire): moshang fast burn strangers to married in under 5 hours a conversation i just can't have tonight: moshangliu chronic pain au pt 1 extreme hurt very little comfort and all this devotion I never knew at all: tgcf he xuan gets Hugged!!!! Agenda!!!! this has baby ghost kings and cuddles and v strong XL til the morning when it's time for us to go: msl chronic pain au pt 3 shangliu dates extreme fluff very little hurt, except for mbj he's suffering

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes! usually!! i just like to let people know that i am appreciating their appreciation.

6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

thats fucking Hard cause i put some of them svsss boys thru some Shit, probably life is a current which cannot be fought which is less a fic and more of an archived twitter thread in which SQQ gets angsty drafts of PIDW and are trying desperately to stop it only for it all to go horribly wrong and everyone dies! it ends with cumplane! cause im evil! i should reformat that into something readable tbh

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

besides my hugging ghost kings agenda uhhh probably my dear atlas (let me hold the sky for you) which is a tianlang-jun/yue qingyuan crushing (like the cuddling method)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

yep! i delete it

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

yes i do! any kind really, ive got everything from trans lesbian threeways to getting dommed by an actual literal computer tower (and a soft spot for tianyue which features a penis haver using a strap on)

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

only one! its ongoing and a tgcf/dc fusion in which jason todd comes back as a ghost and gets trained by HC and HX (with secret guest appearance from BWX if anyone is paying attention ;) ): so i can find someone to rely on (and run to them)

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

no? i dont think so

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope but i have had someone make a podfic!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

if you count twitter threads? or someone coming up with an idea and i expand on it? otherwise nope

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

impossible choice but uhhh idk maybe moshang? maybe?

15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

in the morrows, good mourning a moshang serial killer/mortician au, unless i get some surge of inspiration its pretty much dead in the water (unless someone wants to finish it 🥺🙏)

16. What are your writing strengths?

dialogue/voices

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

whatever the fuck they're doing During the dialogue

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

i mean i do my best, i prefer to have it translated in line

19. First fandom you wrote for?

doctor who by hand in a notebook lmao

20. Favorite fic you've written?

recently ghost jason! other than that if someone would only want to be sweet and kind (nsfw)

Tagging: @livingmeatloaf @owldork1998 and anyone else who wants in!!!

[outoutdamnspark]

I HEARD OMEGAVERSE AND I MUST HEAR YOUR HEADCANONS OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE ABOUT IT!

Aaaa it’s one of my favorite tropes, and I just get stupid excited with anything about it, and to hear one of my favorite writers does too aaaaaaa

- noodle

*ascends*

Dude, I fucking love omegaverse!!! I have an in-progress fic with platonic a/b/o, featuring dad!Warden Ingo if you want some world building in action, but please allow me to regale you with my personal headcanons!

(I had to split this up into pieces because it was getting kind of long, so I'm gonna keep the first few entries SFW and probably do a separate thing for any NSFW~)

and shgkjhdsjhg bro, buddy, honey, what do you mean one of your favorite writers?!! 😭 no you!!

(cw: one brief mention of children. SFW)

Part 1: Biology

Ω I don't personally like writing anything that portrays all alphas as aggressive assholes that can't take no for an answer. Likewise, I don't like writing when omegas are portrayed as helpless or incapable of making their own decisions - in any situation but especially when in heat. (It's a writing preference, is all.) I also don't particularly like versions of omegaverse where omegas are treated like second class citizens, some kind of rare commodity, or just outright property. All three secondary genders are equally prevalent in the world, all are treated equally (minus the usual shitty people, of course), and accommodations for each are the norm.

Ω Betas have heightened senses just like omegas and alphas, but they aren't nearly as affected. It's a bit of a misconception that betas can't smell an omega's heat or sense an alpha's rut - they can, their instincts just don't react the same way as the other two secondary genders might. This is so, in the event of an emergency or someone else's instincts going haywire, there's a reliably neutral and calming option for an alpha or an omega to seek aid from. Generally, betas have a pretty even disposition and often take on roles of protection or peace-keeping - or things like daycare and social work.

Ω In my head, secondary genders are actually a residual biological trait - leftover from previous generations that dealt with harsher conditions and fewer resources dwindling the populations. (Probably in places like Hisui, I'd imagine.) Back then, the secondary genders would insure there were always at least a handful of members in a community that could potentially produce new offspring; adolescents would present as a specific secondary gender relative to their environment. (Like those frogs that can switch between male and female depending on the population. ...Kinda.) Too many betas and not enough "breeding pairs"? Boom. Half a generation winds up presenting as omegas. Food scarce and you need stronger (and more "disposable") members to go forage and hunt in potentially dangerous areas far away from the rest of the group? Oops! All alphas! Nowadays, with modern cities and different pack/community dynamics, it's honestly just a roll of the dice as to what you present as. Genetics can play a part in it, as well as environment still, but since it's residual now, there's no longer a set pattern.

Ω (Brief mention of babies and pregnancy.) No mpreg unless we're counting trans individuals - simply because "traditional" mpreg in general has always made me a little uncomfortable, and also... how??? do I even begin to make that work here? I choose not to try. Anyway. Basically, if you have the right parts and they function normally, then you can have pups. Yes, alphas are more likely to get somebody else pregnant, and omegas are more likely to get pregnant (especially during ruts/heats), but it still varies from person to person for the most part. Any gender can get any other gender pregnant, any gender can be pregnant, and any primary gender can present as any secondary gender. The possibilities are endless!

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Next up! Heat/Rut Cycles (SFW)