#(bc i am being fed and i love my friends and it's fine)

[nukenai]

Tonight I went to my friends' wedding where they played lofi video game music for a large portion of the time, had pokemon and other nerd figures all over the tables, gave me a rock with my name hand painted on it, and cut the cake with a sword.

I have the coolest fucking friends on earth.

[mariahcarreyyy]

OH YOU DID DO MY ASK JUSTICE, MORE THAN 🥹

If you were to make this a series, I come bearing the following suggestions;

How did they get into a throuple? Reader being a major flirt with both Lando and Oscar. Oscar gets fed up with it, so he fucks her to work his jealousy off, but Lando walks in. Instead of being hurt… Lando starts jerking off. ORRRR

Reader and Oscar are together, and Lando gets pouty about not being included in things anymore. Then Oscar’s like- you know what, fine. (Could also be Landoscar, or Lando x Reader at first)

Fluffy aftercare blurb/segment

A fic in which Lando and reader are all buddy buddy with Carlos bc they’re friends with him and Oscar is Not Happy™️. They are punished accordingly. Lines that come to mind; “I’ll fuck you so good that you can’t even think about anyone else”, “You brats really like to get me riled up”, “We weren’t doing anything wrong!”, “Say you’re mine or else you don’t get to cum for a month”

Lando and Reader planning an extra slutty surprise for Oscar’s birthday

BUT OFC ONLY IF YOU WANT TO DO ANY OF THEM sksksksk I have been fed by the fic it’s really the best thing I’ve read this year so far you are so talented ok. I am obsessed. A literal goddess.

Ok that’s it I’ll stop rambling now

OMG THESE IDEAS ARE INCREDIBLE CAIT WAS NOT LYING😰😰😰😰 thank you for em bby will def be using them YOU are the goddess🙏🩷🩷

the first one...lando getting caught fucking himself into the circle of his fingers after he lets out a particularly loud groan from behind the extremely thin drivers room...then oscar telling him to join🙈🙈🙈 damn i just got chills

i can totally imagine oscar being so nonchalant about suggesting lando join him and readers relationship

"its like you guys dont love me anymore," lando whines when you and oscar cancel on another plan to do some weird shit like bowling together instead. "Why don't you just join us, then," oscar suggests, scrolling lazily on his phone. Lando smiles and moves to grab his bowling shoes, "Oh, okay." "No, as in a couple." Its nearly comical when both you and lando shriek, surprised but not at all disgusted by the idea, "WHAT?!"

The lines for the jealous!oscar thingy with lando and you😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 will 100% be doing that thank yewwwww!! reader and lando are so oblivious of oscars jealousy, bless them-- they'd be so confused at how oscar's normal grumpyness morphed into a real grumpyness.

They keep asking him whats wrong but he just waves them off until they get back home and he shoves both of you on the bed, ripping off his shirt while incoherently cursing carlos under his breath.

[iraprince]

Absolutely love the Infodump on Cookie she's so good. however!! I remember you made a trio of characters for this game and were torn about which one to play, then decided the other two could be his attendants.

How are those two, what are they up to?? Have you done much with them in the game so far? (And even if not, wanna give us some tastey information about 'em?)

💜

oooh yes! those two are sir velvet the unsmiling (it/she), and damned-if-i-do/dandy (he/they). let's pull up their art (esp now that i have crispy clean new scans!!! i think i have only ever posted this art as shitty phone pics prior to this)

ANYWAY. it turns out that even though attendants are a built-in part of the noble sweetheart playbook (cookie's title) and you're SUPPOSED to be using them... for me in practice, when i'm actually playing the game, i just keep totally forgetting lmfao!!!! :') rping with my other party members and chasing quests and stuff is so engaging that my brain is totally booked with just being cookie, let alone two additional npcs, so sadly dandy and velvet have not gotten a ton of screentime in the current campaign

BUT that really just makes me eager to one day play them properly in a different campaign, whether that's them each taking their turn as player characters like was originally intended, or when i'm GMing a campaign of my own (i'm trying to write up something for my friends, but i have no idea when it's actually gonna happen bc i'm so busy rip... but when i do, cookie and her attendants will def be npcs)

i honestly don't have MUCH i can say abt them, bc since i haven't played them much i also havent developed them much... i suppose i can give summaries tho!

in terms of vibes velvet is very much like, "guy who is brooding so hard that it stops being mysterious or having any gravity at all and is mostly just making people wonder if she's like? okay?????" like there is only so long you can spend with your back to the rest of the group clenching your fist and muttering to yourself before people just start kind of glossing over it and being like "oh haha that's CLASSIC sir velvet the unsmiling!!!"... mix this with a heady dose of "[nasal voice] UM, you forgot to collect the homework" and somehow you have created a creature ideal for wrangling cookie's effusive elaborate scatterbrained whims, somehow, most of the time. velvet is really similar to a different Brooding Goth Knight character i have wherein my formula is "make a character who looks extremely fucking sicknasty badass, then never ever ever stop making fun of them ever"

dandy is cookie's quartermaster, and so unlike velvet (who's usually assumed to be traveling around with cookie, even if i am constantly forgetting to roleplay that it's doing that) he mostly chills at chateau gorgeous looking after his liege's affairs and making sure the ppl who live there are fed + sheltered + generally taken care of. they are pretty much velvet's exact opposite in terms of temperament; EVERYTHING gets velvet's hackles up, NOTHING phases dandy. i need to be careful bc i am starting to arbitrarily ship them just from typing this. anyway, dandy is largely non-verbal; they're able to speak if really necessary, but they would just rather not, and if there's really no way around it they'd rather just sidle over to cookie and whisper it to her, and then let her communicate whatever they want to say to the rest of the group on their behalf; if cookie's not around, you're just gonna have to figure out how to communicate w him otherwise. which always works out fine bc dandy is very patient and used to getting along in silence!

that's about all i've got rn... i will def post it here if i come up with or draw anything else that's fun tho :) ty for the ask!

[crkstuffidk]

Before I start this I wanted to mention how it seems, atleast with the lore we get with Mystic Flours update that cookies used the beasts and their abilities, and eventually the beasts snapped and murdered many of them. A bit dramatic but I kinda see where they come from, I mean maybe they stopped doing the things cookies asked first but then the cookies started 'rebelling' idk anything better to call it, and then the beasts started murdering them. Anyways that's all I have for that topic now onto something quite different.

Warning for all you White Lily lovers and defenders, I am going to be complaining about pretty much everything about her, so please if you don't want to see this, scroll past, if your fine with it, do whatever, but this is my opinion so please don't comment stuff like how I'm wrong. Also I wanted to add this isn't ment to be targeting any of you White Lily defenders and supporters, I just wanted to express what I think of her, and its that i really dont like her. So with all that said, I'm going to go ahead and essentially hate on White Lily.

1st of all, Toxic Purelily shippers, I know not all of you are bad, and I haven't ran into any of you, but I've seen some comments on anything that ships one of these two with someone else, and it's kinda annoying, they say stuff like 'this is cute, but I ship Purelily' or 'purelily canon' seriously there's no need to bring that up, if you don't like it scroll past, if you do like it don't mention how you like Purelily better because whoever created the posts probably don't ship them if they are shipping either of them with another cookie, and they honestly didn't ask your opinion on it. Also back when the costumes first came out, a lot of purelily shippers used those as their defense that it's canon, but they just ignored that in Pure Vanillas costume description it literally says he was put under a love potion, that would make Purelily canon or not, a bit toxic, especially if White Lily knew he was under a potion control, cause that's just being a shitty friend either way. If she didn't know, I guess it's better, but still it makes Purelily somewhat toxic because now we don't really know if PV had any romantic feelings for her before the potion.

2ndly Her being Dark Enchantress, because I remember back before golden cheeses update or before it was confirmed she was DE many people wanted her to be DE, but now after GCs update, and that she's actually at fault for something(actually lots of things, bc she also caused the beasts to be free) everyone's saying she's not Dark Enchantress, and in a way their right, her body didn't become Dark Enchantress, but I'm pretty sure her conscience was still in DE, therefore she was atleast somewhat aware of her actions, and if you guys say she isn't aware because she was corrupted, you better act the same way with the beasts, cause generally, it's the same thing for WL and the beasts. Generally rn in my mind WL is to blame for quite a lot of stuff in game lore.

3rd, she got off the hook too quickly, literally everyone(not GC) forgave her for pretty much ruining their lives, She destroyed PVs Kingdom and is the reason he didn't remember like anything when we first met him. I can't say much with HB, but I'm guessing something happened that she's at fault for, Dark Cacao's son literally tried to kill him, because of her(yes it was the sword, but it doesn't take a fool to guess that the sword was made by her power) and Golden Cheese literally lost everything because of her. Then Elder Faerie died because she became DE and that caused the beasts to be freed, and then Dark Cacao's Kingdom is dying of a plague caused by Mystic Flour because the beasts were freed.

4th, She was let off the hook in general, this one is with the Witches though. Let's go back to what the beasts did before imprisonment, like I said earlier they were probably being used and got fed up with it, so they killed the cookies, still a bit dramatic but whatever, they didn't seem to be trying to fight the Witches they were just killing cookies, and they were imprisoned for eons because of it, But WL aka DE literally wanted to steal the others soul jams and actually (this is from what I recall) wanted to fight the Witches, or something like that, but the Witches don't do anything? That's just annoyingly unfair, DE wanted to actually fight the Witches but she got away scotch free, but the Beasts killed cookies(still a bit overly dramatic) and they get imprisoned for who knows how long, that's just kinda stupid.

5th, the power imbalance. The Ancients have half of what the beasts powers were, and at the beginning of the games cut scene we see that PV is pretty damn strong because if I recall correctly she stopped using her magic and actually brought her arm up to shield herself, therefore the black void or whatever was probably mostly caused by PVs magic. And thats half of Shadowmilks magic, Shadowmilk may have still been regaining his strength, but he still most likely should've atleast came closer to winning, rather than whatever happened in game(I'll admit though it was cool to see SM get this shadowy jester mask in the cutscene) and also the whole reason he lost was probably just to promote her costume, which is in general annoying.

6th, Shadowmilk was right, she's half a cookie, and could still become DE again, and I'm pretty sure she probably will, but she was given this power, which by is pretty stupid, because Elder Faerie I'm pretty sure used that same magic on SM earlier and he still died, so how was White Lily, half a cookie, probably still has a bit of corruption in her able to defeat SM with it.

7th, The Mystic costumes, they suck, they look like piss, and honestly weren't even needed. A Frost Queen Mystic costume would've made probably lots of players actually excited.

8th, the fact that all of the horrible events in the game were caused by her curiosity, I get that curiosity isn't always a bad thing, but the saying 'curiosity killed the cat' exists for a reason. She was way to curious about things she shouldn't have been curious about, and instead of listening to the cookies that told her to maybe stop before it's too late, she still went searching for answers, on that topic, why was finding out how they were created so important to her in the first place, literally why PV backed out before he went too far, she should've too. What happened to her was her own fault. She didn't need these answers they weren't going to be revolutionary for cookie kind, and when she got the horrid answer she became DE(which wasn't necessarily her fault because she fell into that jam or whatever) but she most likely still had some of her conscience while she was DE and instead of talking to her friends, who after being proven that DE was infact WL and were told the truth about their creation, they would've most likely sided with her. But she didn't do that, she decided to try and steal their souljams.

Okay I'm done now, I'm going to be honest I generally hate her with my whole heart, her designs cute, and her voice is amazing, but I really don't like her. I literally got her on one of my first pulls in her gacha and I have her turned off on the dashboard, I'm serious when I say I hate her. I'll say it again please don't come at me for this, it's my opinion, I'm in no way saying it's correct or anything like that, but it's my opinion I'm entitled to it, just as you all are entitled to yours, so I'm not saying you can't have your own opinion on her, I'm just saying what mine is.

[ipatrichor]

dead boy detectives episode four thoughts

hey remember last post where i said last episode gave me everything I wanted. HOW ARE WE FEELING NOW BOYS. WE GOT THE BREAKDOWN!!! THAT MAN HAD AN EMOTIONAL OUTBURST AND COLLAPSED WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!

okay so i was wrong and charles' dad did not kill him. that's fine tbh I like this a lot, that he was essentially accidentally killed by his friends bc he stood up to them when they were bullying someone (? i think that's what the scene was implying. idk i was really excited about seeing him have a mental breakdown i might have missed something 😭). not to say that what they were doing was an accident, i just don't think they were trying to kill him i think they took the bullying too far and then maybe panicked when he died and covered it up, and that's why his death is unsolved? anyway very interesting! they truly do not miss with charles everything we've gotten from him is so great it makes me even more excited for edwin backstory haha

GOD CHARLES' BREAKDOWN.... that is everything i've ever wanted from a character repressing their emotions do u understand that. he got slammed into some of his worst memories, the most painful and traumatic moments of his life, and then with all those emotions back on the surface he went apeshit!!! i Love him getting aggressive to protect his friends (because that's really what he does, isn't it. he's the brains, i'm the brawn. god.) and then breaking down crying because he can't keep pretending like things are fine anymore, there's too much all at once for him to shrug it off. PHENOMENAL stellar acting stellar writing i love all of this i am eating it like soup!!!

and just. the things he was saying, about how he has to keep being positive he has to keep it together because if he doesn't who will? who else have they got to keep spirits up and stop the group from self-destructing? god it's. so good. i am not going to elaborate on some of that striking a nerve but. god. they gave me everything i wanted to see i love it so much!!! that is everything i hoped for from this story beat you understand!!!!

i wonder if maybe jenny is going to get an episode? or like a b-plot focused on her, something like that. the love letters seem like a plot thread that's going to be pulled on later, it just doesn't seem like this show to establish a mystery and then have it only be a background detail. we'll see tho ^^ i love jenny, i'd love to see more of her she's so fun. reminds me of a friend of mine tbh so i am biased, but also i deeply appreciate a woman with knives on a societal and also personal level 👍

okay can i just say. the night nurse (thank u noble for telling me her name <3) is kind of an asshole right. like i don't think she's evil she's doing a very necessary job, but it's actually delightful how ruthless she is about it. oh these two souls are refusing to move on? throw them into their worst traumas and the most painful moments of their lives to convince them there's nothing worth staying on earth for. sure, it's cruel, but who cares? it's efficient, and that's what matters. these are just children acting out to her, who don't understand the importance of what she does to keep everything in order. i love ruthless characters, and she's done so well she's so fun to watch

also. i do not think this is the last we've seen of her. like yeah she got fed to a sea monster but also she's literally from the afterlife and can travel back to earth wherever as long as she gets the permits. so. i think they bought some time, but that won't last long and they're still stuck in the town so i think she's far from done with them, and we'll see her again probably sooner rather than later (especially since she knows where they're staying)

crystal. my girl. beloved. PLEASE stop almost dying every episode it's bad for my blood pressure. you don't understand you're a living person which means they can kill you while still having you as a character on the show by making you become a ghost. you and niko don't have that safety net Please be more careful 😭

we got some really interesting lilith lore this episode, and it's got me thinking. a goddess of blood and wronged women... what about esther? she's been kidnapping and killing little girls, is that not wronging them? has it just not caught up to her yet because she's been making sacrifices, and if so what happens now that the squad has stopped her from kidnapping more kids? is she on some kind of time limit? this is So interesting I am deeply intrigued by the possibilities here...

the cat king was... there. okay i will admit the scene where he shapeshifted into monty and then charles was interesting. the implications are Fascinating, especially the order- he shifts into monty first and only briefly, but it doesn't seem to affect edwin until he shifts into charles. and then, edwin seems almost entranced until the yellow eyes show through which is. there are certainly implications! idk if it means anything besides instinctively trusting charles more bc they've known each other longer or something like that- especially considering this is netflix we're talking about, but then again the show got cancelled so maybe things did get gay! they've also set up edwin possibly having a crush on monty, or at least being unsure how he feels about him so. no idea but i am Keeping An Eye On That 👀

also. him saying he's never really been interested in/seen the appeal of kissing but now isn't sure whether it's something he wants... clutching grayro/demiro edwin to my chest. this is mine now he's one of us 👍

speaking of edwin, his moment there with niko at the end was really sweet. they're watching scooby doo together 😭 it's the perfect blend of their interests bc it's a detective cartoon.... their friendship is so cute holy shit. the simplicity and genuineness of their dynamic is so sweet, how edwin praises niko's detective work (telling her she's good at something very important to him!) and niko offers a listening ear without judgement as he works through what looks like it's shaping up to be a sexuality crisis. they mean so much to me... they're friends your honor!!!!

oh also charles and crystal kissed. idk man i don't have many thoughts on that. good for them 👍 I think the framing was sweet, in that the show sets up the kiss as the 'something real' crystal wants, but i will admit that part of me is disappointed because i wanted crystal and niko to get together. idk i thought they balanced each other out well, with crystal being subtle where niko is blunt and niko having hope where crystal is cynical, but. that's fine. i wasn't super invested. it's fine. no lesbians for me i guess... sad! oh well

all silliness aside, this episode was yet another Banger they simply do not miss!! the lighthouse ghost was such a fun character, and i love niko's kindness shining through again as she offers edwin red sea glass for courage and the walrus man green sea glass for emotional stability after telling him how she found the washerwoman. niko sasaki the woman that you are.... anyway i'm starting the next episode and then afterwards we'll see how i feel i might need to break for dinner lol

[justallihere]

i'm going insane bc i was away for the weekend and left my phone alone (god bless) and came back to a whole chapter PLUS love declaration PLUS forehead kiss ?? omg.....

Mira is not letting Xaden rest like ever, I do wonder what Violet told her while Xaden was prepping her bath tho.

“Not if it bothers you, they can’t,” said Xaden. “I’ll make sure they keep it away from you.” 

oh he wants violet to be comfortable so baaaad he's the embodiment of "is the sun bothering you queen" and im so here for it.

i'm totally fine and sane over xaden washing violet's hair im not kicking my feet or anything and im definetely not crying over how soft they are and how much trust must violet have on him bc she's letting him touch her hair after it being threatned to be cut.

forehead touches are my faaaav so u can imagine how well fed i am after this chapter and for that i say thank you alli *dramatically bows*

Xaden not wanting her to feel like she wasnt love so he just declares himself to her had me weak, like it could've been this grand gesture but nothing between them has ever been planned or expected so he just winged it and it was perfectly what she needed. talk about soulmates !!

when u told us the declaration was gonna hurt i didnt have this imagined in my mind but im so glad it happened this way and not the way i thought it was gonna happen. it was so bittersweet !!

ALSO she def knows she loves him shes just not ready to admit it bc in no way in hell would she ask him to say after he declared himself if she didnt know she also felt something

also the way they first slept i know xaden neck was complaining

also violet reminded me of a cat who always try to get closer in their sleep. she just wants to cuddle !! and shes so real for that

Rhiannon is truly a bestie!! not her terrorrizing the love interest we love a ride or die bestie, even if sometimes she's unresonable

“You whisked her away before anyone could check on her.” 

bestie there was not one single part of her that wasnt broken what was the man supposed to do *cries* but i do understand her stress

SLOANE MAIRI !!! not her calling the king of tyrrendor her brother i love that for her !! she's a princess so true. also i looove xaden and liam's talk it wasnt too cheesy bc tbh they dont operate like that but it was so genuine !!

can the guards chill !!

Garrick is just like me!! i too love gossip and will put my hands on it as soon as i can. but garrick its been like 12 hours wait a little longer or violet herself will call u out again. but also not garrick begging xaden no rule to country and he's just like "no <3" love that for him his wife just got back running a country is very far from his mind.

“Is that what you told her to do?” Rhiannon raised an eyebrow. “Get over it?” “No, but you’re not her, are you?”

He's so ??!!

the development of violet a few chapters ago being like "he didnt hold me while we slept bc there had been no excuses for it in Aretia" to now being like "im gonna curl into your arms so hard you'll never escape" and honestly good for them !!

anywayyyy i LOVED this chapter

lol a lot happened this weekend, welcome back!!!

Xaden’s literal one and only concern is Violet and her comfort, fuck everything else. I’m totally not fine and sane about the hair washing so I guess we balance each other out 🫶🏻

They are very much soulmates!! Xaden didn’t plan to fall in love with her, of course he didn’t plan some grand declaration of it either, we’re just going with what feels right. Violet is a grumpy little kitten yes you’re right

Rhiannon is stressed as hell, like give her best friend back RIORSON where is she

Garrick needs both gossip and for Xaden to do his job and he’s getting neither of those things! Too bad so sad!

Thank you!!!! 🩷

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

hey lary!! since you run so many askblogs for paw patrol, what are your opinons of humanized AU’s of the pups? in your opinion, are they cool or too out of character for you?

and if you do think they’re cool, do you have any headcanons on what the pups would look like?

Hooooo man ahsuahshahsha okay let me see

PERSONALLY I am not a big fan of this kind of AU, but that's probably because I prefer animals to people (I'm not a people hater). Besides I always liked more the way how animals can be so expressive, use a lot of body language and you don't need to guess if they're in a good mood or if they'll try to bite or kick you - they make it evident. I'm absolutely AWFUL to understand human body language or social cues, it got me in so much deep trouble several times I literally avoid staying around a bunch of my relatives because of that - and that's because I love them, imagine how it would go if I disliked or hated them???

Also I tend to gravitate towards animals the most because they're sincere and won't lie to you on how they feel. And about cartoons/movies/etc, animals usually represent fantasy, a fantastic different world, another point of view I live for and love to explore. They're an escape for my mind to take a break from our chaotic real world and just... Go back to our roots, y'know? All those jokes like "When I was a child my only worries were my school grades, what we would have for dessert and to finish homework in time for watching my favorite cartoons on TV, I was happy and I didn't know it", like now I have too many "adult worries" such as monthly bills expiring, being unemployed, spending hours at the supermarket doing maths to buy the most I can with little money... Being a freelancer artist is hard as hell, I can barely make a living for my parents and little brother and my pets (I've gone hungry to bed several times before bc I spent my last savings on cat food instead of dinner for myself, also my cat and dog share the cat food bc dog food is more expensive and thank God they eat the cheapest kibble just fine). Right now it's been three weeks I'm staying at my friend Pablo's home to recover from a crisis of malnutrition. I am literally here to be properly fed and regain weight and strength. I think I can go back home next week.

So, sometimes I just... Don't want to worry. And then I go for animals. Their only worries are when I'll feed them, if we can play together now or in five minutes, and if I'll sleep next to them in the living room that night or not (they can't sleep in the bedroom XD). Their life is so much more simple and I like that kind of simplicity.

Also I draw animals better than humans too LOL (even if my mom will disagree with me on that, she says my humans are just as good nowadays)

With all that being said, I also find humanized AUs interesting in their own way when they're well written. Sometimes it's hard to adapt things, a lot of stuff that works with animals won't work with humans just as well or will be viewed as weird. I like to come up with furry AUs sometimes, they're sort of humanized, but still retaining their animal traits. But when people do their research, pour their love and soul in it, work on the little things to make it all click together, a nice carefully written human AU will appeal to me almost as much as the original source any day.

As for appearance headcanons? Oh well XD I'm not sure I can answer that so quickly - I like to take my time and do a lot of research, try sketching stuff to see if it works well or not... I'll owe you the answer for now, alright? I'll show up someday with another post listing my headcanons for a human AU on the pups.

After I do the same for a furry AU, as a warm up XD

[watsername]

What are your thoughts about?

I was gonna try and collect my thoughts coherently before I started talking bu ti cant be bothered doing that so like. about the dream and that one circle of mcyt that just fucking hate them .

actually this is about how I have felt observing the dream space recently.

im uncomfortable?? not with the dream team, I still really love them and I enjoy their content and I do still watch sap naps streams if im awake for them but honestly taking time just to spend time on my f1 blog has been like a weight lifted from my shoulders.

just talking about dtblr, ive seen people trying to make the best of the situation by live-blogging sapnaps streams making jokes spreading positivity for all 3 of them but it doesn't really of much to take away from the pressure of the situation. Every day it seems like some cc somewhere has something to say about dream or George or sapnap and every day we rush over here to discuss it. it almost feels like theres this pressure to perform and to respond to what is being said, we need to discuss everything as a controversy no matter how stupid or insignificant the situation is and we contribute to the snowballing of tiny things that honestly dont need the attention the theyre getting and its tiring to watch. like im at the point where im scrolling past 'did you see what x said' because honestly I dont give a shit I dont give a shit about a cc who spoke to the dteam on discord maybe twice talking about their 'truth' I really dont care .

im genuinely just fed up with the way the creator space and fan spaces behave. Dream posts 'pls talk to me' and creators say 'but that won't get me clout' back to him.

who gives a shit if dreams stole punz girlfriend. who cares if dream sent a dm that might have been considered rude to Sara Simons a fully grown ducking middle aged woman with better things to do than start twitter drama. who gives a shit about sniff having one insignificant negative interaction with dream over a year. none f this is your fucking turret its just airing out high school level petty drama that could easily be fixed with a fucking dm . its pathetic. the way so many creators are going 'I too am a victim' and its 'he sent me a private message I didnt like' who fucking cares. and all of this 'ill stream explaining my story' what story. that he made a joke in bad taste. its performative. they want views they want twitters support they want to seem like theyre on the RIGHT side so theyre just pulling any old story out of their ass to add to the mentality of the mob and make it seem like yes I too hate dream because he is so awful when in reality he was probably just a bit of a twat like a lot of guys in their early 20s are . the only way hes gonna know that he did something that made u annoyed or upset or even mildly fucking miffed in the case of Sara fucking Simons is if you tell him. and we saw that bc 5 mins later shes saying oh its all fine he messaged me . see how fucking easy it is to actually fix these tiny ass issues if you actually have a conversation before launching a hate campaign on twitter dot com . and people going off to run with it and add it to the pile of 'poof' they have. hell ive seen someone saying they appreciate dream saying they want to talk about situations and saying they want to chat with him about an experience they had with one of his friends like what does that have to do with dream actually why not just take the initiative and talk to the actual person involved instead of making dream do it for u. its all just drama mongering

on a more serious note I really dont know how to feel with the whole situation with caiti. George didi fuck up and im not moving from that stance- whatever happened he made her feel uncomfortable and went on the defence instead of prioritising apologising to her for the way she felt about the situation.

what I cat fucking stand is how weirdly this situation has evolved. the initial statement was that he had touched her waist and tickled her and cat didnt like that. THAT CONTACT the touching of her waist was spread across twitter as a sexual assault. which its fucking not and it pisses me off as a victim to see how loosely terms of sex crime are being thrown around bc no matter how uncomfy you are touching your waist is not a sex crime. there was no mention of inappropriate touching actually, just that he had crossed a physical boundary with her and ive already talked about why I can empathise with that delayed reaction in feeling deeply uncomfortable with the situation . so it confused me as to why people on tiktok were spreading misinformation that his hands were down her pants and cat coming out of left field with he was grabbing my tits. because none of that was ever discussed in any of her prior statement and that seems like pertinent information when were discussing sexual assault. and from what ive seen her friends timeline of events dont match up with hers. her timeline of events onset even match up that well with her other comments on the situation and all of it just feels so fucking odd. why do the details change depending on who you ask and when you ask them

but I wasn't there. I dont know what actually happened. having experienced it you automatically hold that understanding towards her despite all the backlash because people blamed me too, they didnt believe me either and you never want to completely dismiss it no matter how weird the story seems because what if. keeping myself in the situation is stretching myself in two different directions where one is dismissing the claims of assault because nothing adds up and the other is she might be like me .

the reaction to caitis initial statement has snowballed extremely out of proportion if u ask me. nobody needs to know everyones personal grievances with dream or George or sapnap and to say that youre sharing these to support victims is a straight lie bc it has nothing to do with victims they receive nothing from your story that he made a bad joke 3 years ago or whatever and everything to do with the fact that you are utilising an opportunity to gain relevancy again and I dont want to partake in their relevancy.

I dont want to partake in any of this fucking drama actually. it's non stop. it's constant. its all over my dash all day every day but maybe its just the ppl im following idc. but I dont want to come back into a community where im going to find myself fighting to justify why I still enjoy the content of some creators while there are other creators receiving less vitriol for breaking the literal fucking law . its exhausting . its been years of it for me .

im not mentally well. I have a lot going on in my family life and I didnt realise how bad things were until I told my work friend I hadn't seen in a while my 'family drama' and she and the assistant manager pulled me aside and said 'im so sorry youre going through that right now are you dealing with everything alright?'. I have my final exams within the next month. I need to pass these to graduate. I have so much that is already causing me stress in my life and so much of the misinformation around the situation is so triggering and untagged and I dont want to log on and see another bout of 'x responds to x' 'x talks about dream' 'x shares thoughts on George situation' . I cant fucking do that right now.

people have called it the cowards way out, bailing at the burden of controversy but im not switching sides. im not deactivating. im not becoming a dranti. I still talk about the dteam i still like the dteam but I cannot force myself to endure other peoples stresses at the time being . thats all ive been thinking about rlly .

[theteasetwrites]

abbi do you remember when you were being called out for making reader a vegetarian in the apocalypse? lol i do and i never got a chance to say thank you, THANK YOU. Literally, first time in my life that i read a fan fic with a vegetarian character!!!

DO I REMEMBER???

Oh I remember that like it was yesterday! And I got blocked by at least two other writing blogs who were apparently my "friends," but the moment I defended myself/spoke my mind they dropped me because they thought I was "harassing" the person (I wasn't, I was just ranting on MY OWN BLOG lol)... ok I could've been a little nicer but at a certain point you just get fed up being told that your writing decisions are stupid, you know? And maybe they are stupid but idc. Daryl with a vegetarian reader is cute I stand by that lmao and that's all I really care about at the end of the day.

But I will not try to rehash that bc it's over now. I am glad SOMEONE likes the vegetarian thing lmao. I know @twdeadfanfic has also written some adorable vegetarian reader stuff, so you might want to check that out! I think the Hot Cocoa series (sorry if that's not the name of it, been a while since I read it!) has a vegetarian reader and her relationship with Daryl is very cute.

Yeah, I love vegetarian reader with Daryl because it touches on the whole "opposites attract" thing which I really love. It's just a cute detail that adds to the reader's personality, and if you can't relate that's fine, but it's also not a big deal. I am a vegetarian and I write about readers eating meat too, and I read about readers eating meat all the time but I don't complain because it doesn't bother me. For some reason people get really bothered by the vegetarian thing and it's both very funny and very weird. I've gotten at least three people complaining about it. Blows my mind. You'd think she was a serial killer or something. Nope, she just doesn't like to eat meat. Unless it's Daryl's cock sorry

[merrilark]

Huh. Well, that was???

That was an episode lol

????

Not much of the way of spoilers below, but it is critique of the show so far. Prefacing by saying I am having a lot of fun and I'm enjoying Fifteen and adoring Ruby, but there is a lot of Critique™ all the same.

I'm just gonna do these in bullets bc that's easier.

Struggling to feel connected with the stories because I don't feel that it's letting us connect (Christmas Special and, imo, "Space Babies" aside), and I think that's because it feels like we've jumped into the middle of Ruby and Fifteen's relationship. Ruby keeps saying stuff that implies they've been traveling together MUCH longer than 6 episodes and they behave like they're best buddies, ride or die, and it doesn't totally feel earned?

Fifteen is lovely and undoubtedly The Doctor, but also he's just a bit too polished for my taste. I have to agree with a friend who said he's a little too much like a cool, popular kid, and lacks that slightly weird alien eccentricity.

I also miss the Doctor discovering himself. I enjoy Fourteen a lot and, some nitpicks aside, I think it was a fun way to bring Tennant back. But it also feels like Fourteen was a simple cop-out for getting to see more of Fifteen's growth. Instead he already feels fully formed and like he's ditched all the previous regenerations' baggage. I don't think it is quite that easy, mind, I think "Space Babies" implies that he's actually not as okay as he seems, but it still feels like an easy way out of him working through a lot of stuff.

Slightly related but Ruby upstages the Doctor by miles imo and has since after the Christmas Special. I'm not complaining, I just think it's interesting that this is the first time when I've watched the companion MUCH more than the Doctor.

Gosh, everything really is just very on the nose, isn't it? I suppose DW always could be a little hamfisted, but points whether it's messages or plot explanations feel very spoon-fed at times, and some of that spoon-feeding feels a little forced with not a lot of purpose.

Particularly, I'm talking about the "Finetime is racist" bit in the latest episode. I'm happy to see that others are happy with it and glad it exists, and maybe I'm just missing it because I'm not POC, but it felt like such a random point to make at the end without much narrative purpose because it happens literally right at the end and doesn't actually deal with it beyond "Finetime is racist to the point of being willing to die over it, Doctor is shocked bc this is a new experience for him". Maybe this revelation will crop up again and he'll have to deal with it more meaningfully in another episode but as it stands, I just thought it was a nice point to make but the execution felt empty. I hesitate to say "pandering" because I do think the writing is earnest and trying to be honest, but without giving it room for substance, it feels tacked on as an afterthought.

Which unfortunately I think is a problem with a lot of these episodes—they, or maybe just the Doctor—often feel empty. I can't quite place why. The heart is sometimes there, and it's often trying very very very hard to be there, but something about it just keeps whiffing the mark for me.

In general, I'm not super digging the magic angle. I understand why it's there (thanks, Fourteen) and it's fine but it's also not really my cup of tea.

I dunno. I am enjoying myself and it's nice to get excited again about Doctor Who, but I keep wishing for more than what it's giving. I'd say I'm getting too old but I'm still a massive kid at heart so I'm inclined to believe it really is just a writing and pacing issue.

Anyone else feel this way? I feel like I'm being a bit of a Negative Nancy.

[never-gon-be-enough]

I have made an infinite amount of mistakes, I’ll be the first to admit that.

I won’t even go on to excuse my choices and decisions by saying that I was in a bad place mentally. Because honestly, that’s so fucked no matter the situation.

But I am sick of letting it make me sick. I’m so tired of taking all the blame on myself.

I did everything I could to be honest. I mean what mentally unstable person tells you “hey bro I’m not in a good spot. I’m not ready to do any of this shit”. Me? That’s who. I tried my best to articulate the place I was in. Does that make me a bad guy? Does that clear me?

I’m unsure to be honest.

You probably hate me. You probably hate me, also.

You can. That’s fine. But I beg of you to remember. Remember how broken down I was. How many shit sandwiches I was force fed back to back. Remember that despite all of that, I loved you. I loved you both. When I was in no position to, I showed grace and gave all that I could.

I am proud of you for going for it finally. You deserve as much. I hope you find a girl who cheers you on. Who will dye their hair with you and enjoy margaritas late into the night. Who will love and care for Sven as if he is their own. Who will take you on adventures and watch movie reviews with you. Who will help make Flautas and decorate for Christmas where the gifts are opened the night before. I hope you get to dance on Latin Night and hit every barcade. I hope you have your own friends and you get to visit the ones overseas. I hope your mom and brothers love and accept you and who ever you choose to love. Above all, I hope you are able to forgive me and the choices I have made. I hope you are able to be appreciate the good times and the way I pushed you to feel. I hope you do not hate me someday. I hope that if you ever see me on TV, you are proud instead of resentful. As hard as it is, I really truly hope that you find happiness and place to forgive me.

And you. I made a lot of questionable decisions with you. But honestly. I always wondered about you. From the day I met you, I wanted to know you. I wanted to spend time with you. It was always so much fun. You stayed true to that association for as long as you could. You loved me and I knew that. You changed the person you are to be better for me. You fought to spend time with me and make me happy with gifts and messages and constant attention. You did a great job with all of that. But you didn’t respect me and I didn’t respect you. We did not have the most important thing and that was; respect. You were unable to separate me from the past and because of that, I couldn’t let you in. You really never knew me. Part of that was because of me, the other part was because you couldn’t hear me. You were always listening but never fucking hearing me. And that’s okay, because you struggled as a kid too. You struggled a lot and you are the person you are because of that. Just as I am. You’re a broken young man just as I was a broken young woman. I am sorry that I kept you at arms length but I had to. Loving you and having you were just not things I could do at the same time. Distance being the obvious issue but trust and respect being the real ones. Genuinely, I hope you are well. I haven’t taken you off of Garmin bc I want to see you running and working out and doing what you can to be a better you. Seeing you do the Turkey trot was a nice feeling. I’m proud of you for that. I hope you find the time and motivation to keep working at your fitness. I hope you have or are getting closer to leaving Lowe’s and trying something new that makes you happy. I hope if Addie is still alive, she is happy. I hope that despite the way things fell through, that you know I really never wanted to hurt you. I wanted to see you succeed and be a better, stronger, more healed version of yourself. I know that despite never wanting to, I made a lot of decisions that did hurt you. I did a lot of things that I could have chosen not to do and save you a bit of hurt. I probably would have saved myself a bit as well. But what is done is done. I hope and I pray you forgive me. I hope when you think of me, you think of the woman who grabbed you by the face and told you that you could. The woman who got you out the house and put a book in your hand and running shoes on your feet. I hope when you think of me, you remember who you are at the core. That you are stronger than you think. You are better than you think no pray you better yourself and process your emotions. I hope you find a girl who loves and prioritizes you. You fights to make every day of your life the best day. To give you unconditional love and reassurance. Who can be honest and gracious at the same time. Someone who Sharon will love and appreciate. Someone who can throw the ball with you and make you laugh. Genuinely, I feel you deserve that.

I am so sorry we have each hurt one another. I am so sorry to have put you both through such shit. But regardless, I am thankful for the love you both shared me. For the laughs and cries. For the good and bad times. I appreciate you both forever. Thank you and once again I am sorry. Please live a beautiful life with no real regrets.

All love,

Faith

[indigo-creates-chaos]

Okay so I had a sleep and I wanna elaborate on this. It's just gonna be a lot of barely logical rambling lol

First, let me talk about the other songs I had to warm up to. For context: I started listening to Epic properly between the release of the cyclops saga and the ocean saga. Based on the snippets I was really excited for Keep your friends close and Ruthlessness. When the saga released I was hesitant bc neither were what I thought they'd be. I've since listened to both countless times and I've grown to love them. What put me off initially was the tone shifts/location changes in both of them. I understand now that that's what worked best for the musical and I like the choices.

I also now understand why Jorge has not talked about song 21 and 22 prior to releasing them, going into those blind was an experience for sure.

That being said, let's talk about the thunder saga. Spoilers under the cut.

First of all, let me say that this is just purely my opinion, I have thoughts and I need to put them somewhere.

So. The songs are blending together in my head a lil bit bc I watched a reupload of the livestream and there wasn't big gaps between them. That being said, I like the first song. I like the back and forth and the little hints that something isn't right. I like the reveal that Odysseus knew all along and that he was prepared.

(Let me throw in here that I don't really like gore/Body horror. The more graphic it is and the more focus it gets, the less comfortable I am. I can usually read it just fine bc I can skim it or skip it if I want, but I can't really watch it or listen to it. I recognise that that's a me problem, I just wanted to mention it.)

And then he went "yeah, let's cut of their tails, throw them back into the ocean and let them drown :D" like sir, yes, I understand that they tried to kill you but like??? That is unnecessary??? Especially considering that they're probably at least ½ to ⅔ tail so what you're actually saying is to cut them in half??? Also, they have gills, they won't drown, they're gonna bleed out instead. But hey, based on the lyrics I briefly thought that the crew was gonna eat them so like it could've been even worse lol, a warning still would've been nice though.

Another thing. We're saying that Odysseus is smart, right? So he could've just taken the sirens and fed them to Scylla instead of killing them. That would've also saved his men. Idk, that feels like the smarter course of action to me.

But hey, at the end of the day we got exactly what the end of the underworld saga promised us. We got Odysseus as a monster. I get that that was the logical continuation and I knew that it'd happen bc of the snippets from future sagas but I didn't expect it to happen immediately. I guess that and the way it was presented just threw me off.

Speaking of Odysseus as a monster, I think he achieved that. Like yes, he threw the child off the wall, but that was bc the gods literally told him to. That didn't make him a monster. He also spared the other monsters he encountered up to the underworld saga. That also didn't make him a monster. But cutting sirens in half and throwing them back in the ocean to die? And then purposely sacrificing his men? Yeah, that's where I draw the line.

Also, it's probably explained in the odyssey, but why did Eurilycus open the bag of wind? I don't really understand his reasoning for it lol but that's fine, I'll figure it out eventually.

Also, I love how the crew was trying to take over the ship bc they didn't trust Odysseus and then Zeus shows up and gives him the ultimatum and they go "surely he's gonna choose us, right? Right?" Like guys, what did you expect to happen there? How did you think that would go after seeing and understanding the Scylla situation??

Anyway, I think that's all I had to say. To anyone who has read this far, thank you! I hope you have a wonderful [timezone] ^^

I just listened to the thunder saga. I'll need 2-8 business days to process this. Wtf just happened??? Somehow it's not at all what I thought it'd be and also fits perfectly. I don't even have an opinion regarding it. I have no idea if I like it or not. Like no thoughts at all, I'm just stunned. What do I even do now??? Idk, I probably just need to listen to it repeatedly and warm up to it like I did to the other sagas... but I feel like it'll be more difficult to do for this one (at least for me personally).

I should also get myself a copy of the odyssey (and the illyad while I'm on it) so I can read them...

[arabellavernierwrites]

movie friday’s / steve harrington

summary: it’s movie friday for reader and steve, but when she gets to his house, she notices something is bothering him. surprise, it’s his shitty dad and the fight they had. 

pairing: (fem)platonic!reader x best friend!steve (can also be read as romantic bc hugs and crying and cute fluff)

warnings: talk of toxic parents, talk of parents making child feel worthless, light touch on trauma from the upside down 

word count: 1440

author’s note: hey everyone, thank you so much for all of the love on my previous post ! please send in any requests you want, i would love to write for you. i think next will be reader with steve, robin, and eddie, so look out for that ! this post touches lightly on childhood trauma regarding parents, with comfort though, i am not someone who can write hurt without comfort. this has been reread and edited multiple times, but again, if you catch any errors please let me know. thank you again, and please send requests. hope you guys like this one ! 

friday’s were for you and steve. everyday of the week was really for you and steve. but friday had an official title of being your day. 

you and your best friend steve worked at the family video a few miles away. you two spent the entire week deciding on a movie to watch together after your shifts on friday. today marked the end of the week, meaning you were standing on steve’s front step, ringing the doorbell, movie in hand. 

“happy movie day, stevie!” you exclaimed, as he held the front door open. 

a small smile spread across his lips as he hung an arm over your shoulders. 

he pulled you close and kissed the top of your head, “go put the tape in and get comfortable on the couch, i’ll grab us a few snacks.”

his house was big and quiet. it was always quiet when you were over there. aside from the many hours you and steve spent bullshitting, the house consistently lacked noise. it lacked life. it lacked love. 

you slipped your shoes off and knelt down in front of the tv. steve’s carpet was soft beneath your knees. the thick, black box made a slow, mechanical buzzing sound as you fed the tape to it. the movie slowly disappeared beneath the plastic flap. 

“steve! do you want me to press play now so you don’t have to watch the previews?” you called out to the kitchen. 

you were met with silence. 

no clanging of bowls, no ruffling of bags, no fizzing of whatever sugary drink steve picked out from the store that week. 

it was like he became one with the house. the quiet house. 

“steve?” you asked, standing up and wandering to the kitchen. 

steve stood over this sink, his head hanging low as he grasped the lip of the counter. despite thinking it would, your voice didn’t beckon him to face you. and aside from his heavy breathing, he remained unmoving. 

“steve? are you alright?” you approached him, placing a gentle hand on his shoulder. 

he nodded his head softly, turning away. 

“i’m fine. let me throw a few things in bowls and we can get started on our movie,” he walked over to a corner cabinet, retrieving the items he had in mind. 

you slid your body up on the countertop. something was off about him, you knew it. if all was well he would have already thrown you over his shoulder, accidentally talked over you about his day, and recounted the times he had been rejected during his shift. 

he carried dishes, snacks, and a stack of napkins over to the space beside you. his hands were full, and in an attempt to set everything down, he dropped a bowl on the hard countertop. it clattered loudly, the sound filling the room around you. steve flinched hard. 

you placed your hand on top of his, “steve.”

his sorrowful eyes looked to yours.  

you reached a hand out, pulling him between your knees that spread on the kitchen island. his body was flush against yours as you wrapped your arms around the back of his neck. he held onto you tightly, his chest pressed to you, his head resting softly against your neck. 

“dads really can be assholes,” he tearfully muttered. 

“they really can,” you responded.

snaking a hand up the back of his neck, you scratched and circled the delicately product-laden strands of hair beneath your fingertips. the more you rubbed his scalp, the more he leaned into you.

“he doesn’t understand that i really do try. i’m working five days a week renting out movies that i’ve never heard of to a bunch of people who wouldn’t give two shits if i lived in this town or not,” he spoke, “it’s hard dealing with all of this crazy shit when no one knows. i can’t just say ‘hey dad, sorry i’m struggling to balance a job with being constantly terrorized by the memories of fighting interdimesnional monsters’. instead, i bite my tongue and joke around like nothing’s happened.” 

“steve,” you whispered, releasing yourself from his grasp.

his eyes were so big and brown. you could see the lost and scared little boy that hid beneath the surface, desperate for someone to help him, to ease his fears.

you pictured him at eight years-old, wondering why his parents were always gone. not understanding why he so often sat alone in his room, a teenage girl getting paid $11 an hour to sit on the couch downstairs instead of his mom and dad. 

or when he was 12 years-old, the age that the two of you met, crying at the dining table. his parents leaving for a trip after his dad shouted at him for losing a basketball game. he tried to eat the preheated meal in front of him, but he couldn’t. all he could do was think of what his father told him. he was too stupid to get a real job in the future, so he needed to succeed in this sport if he wanted anyone to give a damn about him. 

or at 17 years-old when he climbed through your bedroom window with a crumpled up piece of paper in his hand. tears slipped from his eyes as he pleaded for your help with his college essay. you two stayed up into the early hours of the morning making sure it was perfect. of course, steve didn’t end up going to college, and deep down he felt like his father had been right all along. 

“everything just feels so different now,” he sighed, “the things that defined me for so many years, they’re all just, gone. i mean, to hell with the whole ‘king steve’ thing, who really cares about that. but sometimes, things just feel so unfamiliar.”

“your dad has no idea who steve harrington really is,” the tip of your finger traced the length of his jaw. 

“you are the kindest, most sincere, genuine person i have ever met. of course you like to throw me in the pool and make me file all of the returned documentaries at work,” you both laughed quietly, “but you care for every single person you meet in a way that most people never would. you brought max tapes for her walkman when billy died, you even gave her mom flowers when her parents separated. you go to every single one of lucas’ basketball games because none of the other boys will. you drive robin to school every single morning, despite it being in the complete opposite direction of work.” 

his hands slid from your waist to the tops of your thighs.

“you are smart. honestly, you are the most emotionally intelligent individual i have ever met. ever,” you poked a finger to the center of his chest, “your dad is an asshole for making you feel otherwise. and hey, change can be good. things are changing because you’re growing as a person. not everyone is mature enough to do that and i’m proud of you for it.” 

steve jokingly groaned and dropped his head to your chest, “can you please say that again?”

you chuckled lightly, “i’m proud of you, steve harrington. i’m proud of you for having a big, round heart that accepts so many wonderful people, i’m proud of you for protecting that bratty group of kids in the face of those damn interdimensional monsters, and i’m proud of you for just being you. despite facing a lot of tough shit, you turn to people with love, and that’s a beautiful thing to do.” 

the air hung silent for a few moments. 

“thank you. for everything. especially for letting me weep into your shoulder about my shitty father once a month,” he spoke, a small smile playing at his lips. 

“i love you,” you stated. 

“i love you,” he responded. 

“you deserve all of my unparalleled kindness,” you teased as he lifted his head. 

“one compliment and this is what happens to your ego,” he motioned, disbelieving at you. 

“movie time?” you asked, patting his waist. 

“yeah, we’ve put this on pause for long enough,” he replied, “come on.”

steve picked you up off the counter, holding you in his arms as he carried you to the living room. 

“if you fall asleep during one of these again, you owe me $10,” he tossed you on the couch. 

“looks like you’ll be $10 richer by the end of the evening.” 

[moemammon]

When I was in High School, my crush and I got into a fight and neither of us were talking to each other. One day I was headed up the stairwell to get to my science class, when I saw them coming up from behind... I don't think they had even noticed me yet considering that they were busy talking to their friend BUT I am slow going up stairs so even if I rushed up the stairs roadrunner style they would have caught up to me, well; the little corner that connects the steps going up to the second floor and the steps heading down to the ground floor had a large open window... and I jumped out, like I literally just jumped out. I didn't even think it through, I just saw the window and my body was like "Yep, IK what to do." I landed on a bush or tree? It's too big to call a bush but too small to call a tree, landed in a squat before my feet gave out and I fall onto my knees and got two large grass stains on my jeans knee part, couldn't walk right either after that landing, I was shaky all day lol but it was a risk well calculated bc the whole thing would have been so awkward. I mean we used to be like BFFS before the rumors began and then they started and we just stopped talking without warning, we couldn't even look at each other. Our science partners, bc we were in groups of four, literally got fed up of our bullshit bc we literally refused to acknowledge the others existence... anyway, I digress...

Anyway, this whole story is a long winded way of me requesting how the brothers would react to an MC that literally just jumps out windows to avoid awkward moments, or to dodge people that want to ask them for favors, or when they straight up want to avoid someone?

And sorry about the large ass message, but thanks for letting me vent

You have a special place in my heart, window-jumping anon. Just uhhhhhhh look down next time okay? Ily

The Demon Brothers react to GN!MC jumping out of a window to avoid an awkward moment

(Mario jumping sound effect)

Lucifer

He approached you after class to ask exactly what you were snickering at your D.D.D. about during class.

Must've been real funny if you weren't listening to your lecture, huh?

"I imagine you've somehow found something worthy of laughing about in Demonology 101?"

You do not have the guts to tell him that you and Mammon were texting back and forth, abusing a new photo editing app to alter pictures of the eldest himself.

I mean, take a wild guess about how he’d react to seeing how big you edited his head to be-

The avatar of pride lets his eyes pierce into you, like he's trying to stare a hole through your blanket of "uh"s and "um"s,

You don't exactly see a way out of this one, but you can NOT let Lucifer see your photo gallery.

So you glance to your left to the open classroom window, and do the only thing you can think of: you jump.

Luckily you're on the ground floor so you??? really didn't have to jump so dramatically. But the fact that you yeeted yourself into a bush JUST to escape has left Lucifer speechless.

Honestly? He so impressed with your dedication that he's not gonna stop you. Besides, he's gonna see you back at home anyway so-

Also thinks you might be hanging around Mammon too much because that 100% seems like a stunt he’d pull.

Mammon

GIVE GOLDIE BACK RIGHT NOW

He KNOWS Lucifer told you to bring the credit card to him, and he demands to know where it's hidden! He's positive you know where it is!

But you don't really though?? You just brought the card to him like you were asked. If anything, you're the victim here!

But Mammon isn't having that. The avatar of greed is circling around you like an angry cat, patting you all over like airport security to see if you've got his beloved card.

"Where is it, huh?! Ya really think you can steal from THE Mammon?! Even if Lucifer told ya to, who do ya think you are?!"

When he has confirmed that you don't in fact have his previous Goldie, he's now cornering you up against a wall.

If looks could kill, you would've exploded into a fine powder

And you feel like your mental strength is about to do just that. So what do you do after you notices the slightest of breezes caress your face?

You jump outta that open window, before Mammon can even finish his "Wh- Oi! What're ya-"

Even though you just face planted into the garden, you're up on your feet and making a mad dash for somewhere that wasn't here.

Mammon lets you run for ten while seconds before he's hopping out after you. You think you can outfox the Great Mammon?! Think again!!!

Levi

You... weren't interested in this movie in the slightest, but you didn't have the heart to tell Levi that. Especially not after he’d begged/harassed you for the past week about watching it with him!

Reluctantly you agreed, and now you were suffering,,,But Levi was ecstatic! This movie was a classic! Sure it was an old one and the acting was a little bad, but you could overlook that if you watched it with your heart, not your eyes!

According to Levi.

You managed to keep your eyes open for the grueling one and a half hour movie, enduring every corny line of bad acting, horrible CGI, and lame sound effects straight out of a 90s super hero movie, and now the hell was finally over...

Or so you though, until Levi followed that up by immediately pulling out a cosplay outfit worn by one of the supporting characters in the show.

Funny how it seemed specifically tailored to your measurements. Even funnier how Levi was looking at you with those damned eyes.

You knew what he wanted without him even having to say it. But one look at the gaudy outfit he presented to you made your heart burn with a sudden indescribable urge.... to escape.

Honestly you caught him so off guard by suddenly getting up and sprinting out of the room, that he makes a sound that's pretty much the noise equivalent of "?!?!?!?!?!?"

He watches you run down to the end of the hall, throw the window open, and fuckin JUMP. Pretty sure he just witnessed your death??

Also this kinda solidified his 'gross otaku' mentality, seeing as you literally jumped out of a window to get out of cosplaying with him. A simple no would've sufficed, MC.......,.,,..,,,

Hey gamers... can we get an F in the chat? 😔✌️💦

Satan

Satan lent you a book to read last week that he was sure you'd be interested in! He found it pretty interesting himself, so he wants to see if you'd like it as much as he did.

That being said, you don't have the heart to tell him that you,,, didn't read any of it. Well you kind of did, if the cover counts for anything.

You doubt he would accept that as an answer, considering how you told him how much you appreciated receiving the book, and how you'd definitely read it and let him know how it was.

So now, Satan had come into your room with two cups of tea, ready to settle down and have a nice, long talk about your thoughts on the riveting plot that you promised you would indulge in.

"I'm really glad you decided to read it. I found that the protagonist reminded me a lot like you. I'd like to know what you thought about it."

Satan sets down the tea cups, and one sip tells you that he brewed it exactly the way you like.

His expression is eager and warm as he waits for you to begin gushing about just how deeply the story touched you... how absolutely moved you are by the sheer majesty that was the book he lent you...

Okay yeah, you're sweating bullets. You can't imagine how the sparkly eyed avatar of wrath would react to learning that you chose the company of your D.D.D. over Satan's book.

You don't have such an ice cold hard that you can just crush this book nerds dreams like that! And every time you look at his expectant face, the weight of your crimes weigh heavier on you until... you break.

Satan watches in shock and awe as you almost perfectly reenact the big scene where the main character leaps out of the window of a building rigged to explode, before making their escape. And you did just that.

Wow.. he never thought you could be so moved by a story, but he completely understands...

Asmo

How many outfits, Asmo. HOW MANY OUTFTITS WILL IT TAKE TO APPEASE YOU?

He's made you model TWELVE outfits so far, and you swear if you see another ascot, you're gonna lose your mind.

Asmodeus doesn't seem to notice the way the light slowly fades from your eyes, because he's pulling out outfit number thirteen with that cheery smile of his.

"Isn't this one absolutely adorable? Look, this part will look lovely around your waist! This part here hugs your body in all the right places, and this-"

You can't do it. You've gotta get out of here. You'd love to stand around and get mild rug burn from trying on a billion different clothes, but-

Actually no you wouldn't.

You DID promise Asmo you'd hang out with him today, but this wasn't really your idea of a good time.

"-Oooh, just thinking about it makes me want to eat you up~! Here, put it on for me, will you? I'll give you a kiss as a reward!"

You would do no such thing.

You make a mad dash for his ornate window and push it open. He has no time to stop you as he helplessly watches you vault yourself out like the room was on fire.

"MC?! Wh-where are you going?? Come back here! Grass stains are impossible to get out of that fabric!!!"

Beel

He means well. I swear he does. It's just that Beel can be a little... overbearing when he's worried about you. He cares, okay?

But he hasn't seen you eat anything all day! You tell him it's because you've got a stomach ache from who knows what, and you promise you've had little snacks here and there to keep from starving, but he can't accept that!

Eating is important, and you need it to survive. So Beelzebub was currently trying to nudge your mouth open with a pizza slice, while you vehemently refused. "Just one bite. And then another after that. You have to eat, or you'll go hungry... and I don't want that."

Beel knows the true pain of being hungry, and he’d never wish that on you! So just forget about your stomach ache for two seconds and open up-

Not that you really can. The aroma of that pizza was not sitting well on your stomach, and you were pretty sure you needed a fast escape or you'd risk losing your lunch. Greasy foods didn't exactly mix well with sour stomachs...

Beel still won't let up. He has a strong hand planted firmly on the small of your back, as if trying to prevent you from leaning back any further in your attempt to escape the pizza.

"If you eat this, I'll treat you to dessert at Madam Screams," he says, as if bribing your refusal of food USING food will somehow work out.

You can't break his heart, but you seriously can't eat that! Your head is spinning, thoughts racing, face becoming greasier and greasier from the pizza pressed against it, and-

You snap. In a sudden burst of strength you break free from Beel's grasp, and sprint toward the nearest window. All you see is your chance for freedom, and you're taking it.

You leap out and tumble into the ground, all while Beelzebub wonders what?? Just happened???? Did you really hate pizza that much...?

He never knew you were such a picky eater... To think you'd go so far as to jump out of the window though...

Belphie

You thought it was cute at first, when Belphegor wanted you to join him for his naps. And you didn't mind much. It was the weekend, you were tired, and he makes a pretty good body pillow.

But you didn't realize he planned for this to become an everyday thing. The youngest might not act it, but he sure could be spoiled.

But seriously, if you slept any longer, you might never have a normal sleep schedule again! It never occurred to you just how often Belphie sleeps.

He's definitely not human, because there's no way you can keep up with that, and maintain a normal lifestyle.

But the way he quietly, gently grabs your sleeve to cue your next nap session makes your heart clench. Why was it so damned hard to say no to this gremlin??

You were trying your best though, but the words always seemed to get caught in your throat. Belphie picked apart your excuses, doing everything in his power to take you back to the attic.

"You can study when you wake up." "Mammon wants to go shopping? Reschedule." "Lucifer told you not to be late to the board meeting? Just hide."

You're starting to get sucked into the sleepy lull of his voice, and it feels like your entire body is becoming heavy with fatigue. But no.... you resist!

Since there's no escaping this through words, you have to think fast. Fortunately, your fast thinking has led to an amazing solution!

Jump out of the window, baby

Belphie is just??? Did you fuckin???? Are your legs okay??????????????

He probably stops asking you to nap with him for a while, since you're willing to almost break your legs just to get out of it. You're gonna make him have weird dreams....

[mythiccheroacademia]

Can you do headcanons for the main three where the reader has always wanted to be in a relationship and when someone ends up liking her for the first time, they ended up cheating on her so she goes to the boys for comfort?

Comfort 

A/N: ahhhh angst w a dose of comfort <3

Warnings: a curse word here n there

Midoriya Izuku: 

the moment he heard the news, he ran to find you 

he found you in your dorm, eyes puffy and cheeks covered in tears 

when you met his woried gaze, you just broke down into tears

midoriya quickly went to your side, wrapping his arms around you and trying his best to comfort you as you sobbed into his shoulder

“why did they cheat on me?”

“am i not enough?”

“i thought they loved me”

“what’s wrong with me?”

hearing you blame yourself almost tore his heart in two

he was so angry about your ex treating you this way that he had tears in his eyes 

izuku nearly started thinking of scary ways to make them realize how horrible they were for cheating

but your trembling shoulders took him out of his fury-induced trance

he couldn’t focus on that quite yet

his top prioity was being there for you 

izuku pulled back to gently wipe the tears falling down your face

usually he’d get too flustered to do something so intimate

but all he can think about is how much he wants to take the pain away from you 

“nothing. absolutely nothing is wrong with you. and your ex is an idiot for making you feel like that”

“b-but why would they cheat on me if--”

“bc they’re too blind to realize how lucky they were to have you”

the firmness in his tone makes you gasp

you sniff as he connects your foreheads, taking in how beautiful you look despite the tears and snot 

you don’t know if it’s just bc of how emotional you are rn, but the adoronment in your friend’s eyes sends butterflies down your stomach

“izu?”

“one day, someone will come along and show you just how priceless you are”

a bright blush explodes on his face as his thumb stroked your cheek and he can’t help but think about how perfectly you fit into his arms

“one day,” he whispers again 

Katsuki Bakugo:

you had been acting weird all day 

you were quieter than usual

jokes were nonexistent

and you didnt even threaten to punch his vocal chords when he was screaming at izuku today 

something wasnt right 

and it wasn’t like bakugo cared...but it was messing with his flow so he was determined to get to the bottom of it 

he texted you what was up your ass and you left him on read

offedend that you ignored him after he took the time out of his day to text you, he makes a b-line towards your room 

slams open the door to find you with your knees pulled against your chest 

“oi! what the hell is wrong with you? ignoring my fucking texts!”

you told him you weren’t in the mood and he gets even more riled up bc boom boom boy doesnt know how to express his worry like a normal fucking person 

he starts to argue with you and you get so fed up at that you blurt out

“my s/o cheated on me, okay!?”

katsuki freezes

your face burns with humiliation and tears as you admit, “you were right. they never care about me”

see, bakugo never liked your s/o

he got very bad vibes from them from the start (and he also was lowkey jealous but we dont have to talk about that)

but you were so excited to have a s/o that he didn’t want to seem like more of an asshole than he already was, so he let it go 

eventually

so hearing this made his blood boil 

just as he was about to go on a literal manhunt for them, you finally break down after holding it in for so long 

no matter how uncomfortable he was, bakugo can’t just leave you there 

youre surprised when he pulls your head up to meet his intense gaze

“listen here. that fucker never deserved you and it was only a matter of time before they showed their ass. so don’t waste your useless tears on them”

he pushes your face into the cleft of his neck so you won’t see the blush on his face

“...but if you need to cry...i’m right here”

the dam inside you breaks and you hold onto him with your life as you sob your heart out 

bakugo is there to hold you until you fall asleep

Todoroki Shouto:

it was todoroki who told you that he saw your s/o with someone else 

he didn’t know how to smoothly transition into bringing up the issue, so he did it quite bluntly and it shocked you

then, you were in denial and told him he shouldn’t assume things based off a quick glance 

 a small argument broke out between the two of you 

shouto didnt understand why he got so frustrated over it, but at some point, he gives up trying to help and said things he shouldn’t have 

“fine, i dont care anymore. but don’t come crying to me when you see that they don’t love you”

you storm out of the room and you two don’t talk for a week

shouto doesnt care...at least, that’s the attitude he attempts to give off

but his friends can see he’s noticeably quieter, colder, and more impatient 

you werent any better

and it goes like this until one day he’s sulking in his room and you burst in there with an angry face 

shouto thinks you’re about to argue with him again so he turns away to ignore you, but that doesnt deter you from what you need to say

“i’m sorry”

it comes out very forceful but there’s a waver in your voice

todoroki blinks before slowly turning to you 

“you were right. they were cheating on me and i just didn’t wanna accept it. okay? i knew. i knew they were getting distant but they were my first s/o and i didn’t wanna let them go”

you start to word vomit and you don’t realize youre crying 

shouto walks over to you and tries to calm you even as you rant 

“y/n...”

i’m sorry i blew up on you like that. i’m sorry i was such a jerk. and i know i look stupid and desperate. and i know you said not to come back to you when i find out but i have no one else and--”

he pulls you into a hug to shut you up

“it’s okay. i’m sorry too. i shouldn’t have said that. so can we stop being mad at each other now?”

“please,” you whisper 

he gives you a small smile before holding you closer as you start crying into his shoulder

he’s not good with his words, but he comforts you with his silent support

the next day, your ex avoids you like the plague and you have suspicion it has something to do with the icyhot hero who looked a little too innocent 

[maxthesillyy]

i bet everything i own that if i push the look button max is gonna say smth quirky and funny— wait no. we cant look at anything… UNCOMMON DE WIN

nope nvm she looked at thefucking santa hat NEVERMIND. and the table sign… and. a bunch else. okay…..

still soso cuirous bout rhe polaroids

literally just watched safi tell her to pull the trigger and is still absolutely fine with her.. okay

LORETTA!!!!!!<3

OH SHIT YAY i was hoping wed get a “max fucks up timelines” moment :3

loretta y r u like rhis… freak<3

the talk to the future/past thing is so much cooler now considering

not even an animation for the “change his grade” thing??

SORRY PLANT I JUST DIDNT WANNA RISK GWEN FIGURING OUT I WAS THERE

gwen hates max in my play through so much 😭

oh straight up? nice

“whyd u do it” “IT WAS HARD AND I DONT REGRET IT”

safi…. safi im so curious

MAYA MENTION MAYA MENTION MAYA MENTION

amberprice vibes? parallels i guess?

so clearly the call was safi learning the book was cancelled

max never fucking stops 😭😭

people who want to romance gwen r projecting themselves WAY too much into maxs place,,, maybe its just me but this is like. exhausted parent and rebellious teenager 4 lack of better words

NO RECORDS OF ALDERMAN??? this is so cool

oh hey firewalk poster in gwens office

stop mentioning explosive shit ur scaring me

THE RINGING IS SO ANNOYINGGGGRGEFFEFEF

oh???????? timeline fuckery???????? i dont think shes lying she looks way too chill.

“everyone seems to have a different opinion of Maya” I AM FED UP WITH THE RACHEL PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS THIS GOING 💥💥💥💥💥

“because she (safi) trusts you. and i (yasmin) trust you.” staring staring staring. something something ‘pull the trigger.’

I DONT WANNNA TALK TO VINH OH MY GO

me and all the homies (except ky) HATE VINH

AMANDA JUMPSCARE HOLY SHIT like that genuinely startled me. just seeing her stand in the corner like that LMFAO

MAYAS WAS A STUDENT?????????? I TAKE BACK EVERY AMBERPRICE STATEMENT MY BAD MY BAD

im trying so hard to care about the npc sideplotlines. would be easier if i could engage in the conversation.

STOP BEING FLIRTY I DO NOT CONSENT‼️‼️

OH! DIAMOND AND MOSES.. or just diamond?

the audios weird again

the chapters feel so much longer… but that may just be bc i dont know what to expect next unlike previous games.

oh. damn. i liked lucas,, idk whether to trust vinh but. idk.

hell yea not cashing in on the favor he owes me

safis like a force of nature when shes angry. this reminds me of no one.

ugh i guess i dont totally hate vinh

HELP MAX I WAS JUST ABOUT SAY— not another pedo teacher please 🙏

wow <3 love this photo of lucass family. definitely not a pitch black screen for some reason.

OF COURSE THATS WHERE THE FUCKING THING TO PROGRESS THE STORY WAS

OH SHIR HES A THEIF

i like that DE has more achievements other than the collectibles

SAFI TIME

these chapters are SO LONG

“safi, hey!” said too casually

dude im scared of safi now

WHATS GOING ON?! IM SCARED!!! /reference

maxs number 1 talent is pissing off pretty women

MAX PRE DE POST HELL WEEK LORE

THE CHLOE SHIT IS GONNA MAKE ME GO INSANE. WDYM U WERE ALONE FOR SO LONG. WDYM CHLOE IS PROBABLY PARTYING. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHLOE WOULD PICK UP FOR YOU BUT IT ISNT HER JOB TO YAKE CARE OF YOU. YOURE GOING THROUGH HORRIBLE TRAUMATIC SHIR LITERALLY CALL HER

UGHGSGEGFFRGGEGGEGGRGFFAHHHHHHH

OH WAIT LETS FUCKING GO— max makes a parallel comment on lucas and jefferson i knew it was real

“heh…. thats the reaction im expecting at this point……” max shouldve been a teen on 2020 tiktok

ARO DIAMOND????? 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

i cant play this all night when does this chapter end?

so were calling polaroid max alternate max

safi vague vent posting LMFAO

max messing up timelines 😻

lowkey getting annoyed amanda’s One reaction to anything sad max says is “LOL EMO i refuse to respond seriously” it’s nitpicky

also the audio is weird again,,, WAY too loud music rn

“bitch shut ur dumb eyes!” same vibes as when someone tries to do the “be mean to friend jokingly and everyone finds it funny” way too early on in the friendship. clearly max doesnt think so tho so.

this reminds me of that one moment in the tlou dlc

this is not fun,,,,,,,,,, classic LIS dance scene tho! cant live without it

AYYYYY LETS THRASH SHAKABRAH MOMENT

ugh that wasnt fun but it was kinda cute + necessary LIS dance scene + max is happier now

PH THE BG MUSIC IS GOOD NOW?????? HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE. BTS LEVELS OF GOOD

oh yay amandas finally giving max a normal response

“why are you so nice to me?” MAX GUILT AND TRAUMA MAX GUILT AND TRAUMA

“shit,,, im doing it again” LITERALLY WHAT AMANDA. WHAT. LITERALLY WHAT.

“my therapist says i latch onto people too quickly…” SHUT UPPPPP FUCK OFF

okay sorry i officially dont like amanda. reminds me of way too many annoying people i know

“please dont vs that would be hot” 😕😕😕😕😕

when max acts cringy its okay bc its max but when AMANDA ACTS LIKE A NICE GUY ITS SO ANNOYING

I LITERALLY SAID SHE ISNR MY TYPE AND ITS A FRIEND THING STOP SHOVING HER AT ME— AT LEAST VINH IS RELATED TO THE PLOT.

“heh… i guess i just have a thing for emotionally unavailable women” FUCK OFFF I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE ALL ABOUT BOUNDARIES

“but dw you didnt feel the same way and i respect that” CLEARLY NOT???

okay the gwen is hot joke is actually kinda funny

whateva whateva idec

i wanted to like amanda so much but i CANT

oh hey trauma and guilt again 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

max was so excited to see safi too </3

MAX STOP FLIRTING WITH PEOPLE I DO NOT CONSENT /joke

“safi was obsessed with you” SAFI LORE GO ON PLEASE

anybody else waiting for More rachel mentions

stop making me not hate you vinh… this chapter has reversed me— like vinh hate amanda now

WHY ARE WE SMASHING OR PASSING STOP IT STOP IT IM TOO AROACE I DONT LIKE THIS GAME STOPPPPPPP

say safi so i can say smash

“my students are off limits” THANK GOD i was so scared they were gonna be dumb tbh

VINH BACK OFF NOW— BEAR SPRAY GO

OH FUCK OFF IM NOT KISSING HIM— NOT NOW OF ALL TIMES

“dont take this the wrong way—“ TAKE IT. TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY

please tell me were at the end please please please

YEAH I AM ROMANTICALLY DISENTANGLED THANKS FOR NOTICING— although thats. an odd achievement. but i can support an achievement that encourages you to not gaf about romance for two seconds.

SCARY TF

max canNOT get a break

close the door damn

WHAT RHE SHIT

WHATS GOING ON?!?!? IM SCARED!!!!! /ref

THEY WENT INTO THE DARK ROOM??? FUCK OFF

kitty!

OH HEY I REMEMBER— THE HOUSE BREAK INS THEY MENTIONED EVERY OTHER MINUTE

WHAT RHE FUCK WHAT RHE TUCK EHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THATS SAFI IM CALLING IT— JK I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW? NO SHOT THATS ACTUALLY MAX?

THIS IS COOL AS FUCK DUDE

OH WAIT OR? MAYA? EITHER WAY THIS IS NOT MAX SHES ACTING WEIRD AF

NOT MAX THAT IS NOT MAX

OH MY GOD LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU

JESUS CHRISTTT

THATS WHAT??? CHLOE CALLED HER????????? SUPERMAX??????

OKAY SO. WHATEVER. WE WERE RIGHT. BUT NO NEED FOR HER TO HAVE CALLED HER SUPERMAX

WHAT RHE FUCK EVER

so!!!! that was fun!!!!!!!! ill collect my thoughts!!!!!! soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAT I AM SO EXCITED AND DREADFUL