#(band)

[superiorsturgeon]

Either all band kids are the same or I might have met some of you in person.

Also, I played tenor sax in school and had a reputation for playing MUCH louder than saxophones were expected to play unless told otherwise!

[riphertoshreds]

Stevie Nicks sometime in the 70s.

[picksey]

[im-blind-in-texas]

in light of Ozzy's induction into Hall of Fame, here's this pic

[scrmnviking]

Teaching the new generation right.

Ozzy Osbourne, Crazy Train

[thingsheardinband]

"I could tell you when I get off work, but that requires me to get on my cellular device."

"Oh that's fine, you can tell me during lunch or after school"

“okay"

*whispers of "go into the drum closet" from the percussion section*

*he goes into drum closet*

*comes back out* "The spirits of the drum closet have told me that I get off at 7"

-Submitted by anonymous

[babyspace-sfw]

REBLOG FOR SAMPLE SIZE PLZZ

[strangely-so]

Instruments (according to a former trumpet forever introduced as "the good one" by other instruments)

Clarinets: I love you but I'm scared of you. Why is there so much drama

Trumpets: yeah we suck most of the time. But also a little part of me will always love you, my trumpet boys

Tubas: if I didn't know better I'd think you were always stoned. Go off tho you make my bones rattle

Horns/mellos: FUCK YEAH you guys work so hard for so little recognition in the brass section

Trombone: I love you. Please don't come up to me from behind because I WILL accidentally deck you. But I love you

Saxophone: saxes=woodwind trumpets, please do some soul-searching. Nah jk (kind of) do you need a nap?

Flute: the drama is worse than the clarinets but I hold you near to my heart

Oboe: You'd think it'd be the mellos but these are the gayest mfs I've ever met and I respect the grind. Also good on you for being allowed to wield a knife

String: we didn't have any, somehow

Bassoon: I loved you in Over the Garden Wall!! Please get a grip

Percussion: Yes I know we're holding you back sweetie. Yes you ARE off tempo. Two things can be true

instruments (according to a clarinet):

bass clarinet: actually you’re the coolest

saxophone: i hate you with a burning passion, let’s make out

flute: i want to study you

trumpet: how the fuck are you so loud there’s like four of you

oboe: absolutely shaking in fear. you scare me. why do you sound like that

trombone: funky little guy, what the fuck are you doing?

tuba: you go!!

horns: oh. you.

percussion: you…you know we can hear you, right?

strings instruments: guitars but big/small

(it’s me i’m clarinet)

(no actually hate to any instruments)

[libbyframe]

R I O T

[jaubaius]

Run, breathe and play!

Source

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to band camp for marching band for the first time, and I found out that the marching band staff was trying to get us involved in a ‘pyramid scheme’ and they were trying to kill us. Later I pulled out my trombone and started sniping the staff with it from a hotel window. I shot a couple before I tried to shoot one of the band directors, who kept dodging.

[losinmysoul]

kurt cobain and courtney love bathroom selfie, taken in their hotel during nirvana’s 1992 japanese tour.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I feel like I literally get 3000 scam calls day so sometimes I entertain it and let the class answer for me😂🤷🏾‍♀️

[riphertoshreds]

debbie harry performing in paris, 1978.