#(backgrounds are for losers)

[arch-aeology]

Obsessed with this freak. Why did he start cwalking in a catholic church.

[andi-o-geyser]

goddd zerxus’ success rate for backing a winning side is so shit. you’re 2 for 2, buddy. vecna isn’t a better bet than the literal lord of the hells

[florallylly]

eddie munson stumbling over his words, speaking absolute gibberish to steve and steve's eyes have just glazed over bc he's already named their children in his head

[adrunkrat]

[dolls-self-ships]

“damn you’re on the edge of the bed, you bout to fall off!”

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Angel: Husk let me fell asleep with my head in his lap and kissed my cheek when I woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.

Cherri: *looks into the camera like she's on The Office*

[doodle-empress66]

THEY ARE ENDGAME!!!

NO-ONE CAN DENY IT

Glad they aren’t rushing it

[twink-with-an-agenda]

the way they constantly haunt me. sick and twisted

[cybervom1t]

the bunny panties in question <333

[dakotac0le]

Guy who watches the “you should not make deals with the untrustworthy mega powerful teifling” show: i goTTTTA make a deal

Closeups !!

[eyvahbae]

I feel like if the twins had a youtube channel it would all be SPENDING 24 HOURS IN A HAUNTED WALMART baby slop content with them pogging in every thumbnail

Meanwhile Snotlouts channel would consist of rant videos where he complains about his life and shits on media he dislikes and overall it'd just be him being a bitter little hater

[kindaasrikal]

Morro must’ve been so happy knowing he wouldn’t face the ninja until they die, which they seem incapable of actually doing.

Then the realms merged and now he’s probably a zombie. He hates everything and everyone, leave him to his misery.

[sergle]

I'm listening to a lot of Maintenance Phase (bc I love it) and this comes up sometimes, so I'll just be sat here thinking about how common it is for little kids to grow up watching their moms and other women in their life jump from diet to diet. Just as ambient background noise in your childhood, the adults around you obsess over calories aloud, express guilt over eating enjoyable food, frame exercise as a form of punishment for eating, and so on.

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

we joked so much about worldwide!Angel being divorced that I decided to make it official lmao. Highest ranking cultist ever thanks to having MARRIED the Prototype, Raphael fleed the cult around 10 years ago and is now training space riders using the same combat techniques they used to teach in the cult. i like to think the reveal was super dramatic for the main critters, esp Dogday, who saw Raphael as his mentor and maybe even a parent. Z probably tried to murder them after that, which, tbh, same, and then important conversations happened and they came to a mutual understanding of each other. Raphael isn't letting the cult touch any of their kids (they're all adults) (Raphael didn't even adopt them) (they're the cause of the space riders' problems).

space riders au by @onyxonline!

[adrunkrat]

[jeslo]

Astarion and Durge are my Roman Empire.