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#there is twitter discourse happening.#poll#to be fair the discourse in part appears to be a misunderstanding#of the correlation between how often u wash linens/clothes and how often u change them#because. apparently to some people having more than one set of sheets is unimaginable?????#thats not the question here though#this may vary based on the season? or any other reason#i thought my answer was pretty reasonable but there are ppl on twitter that r like#if ur not doing it every week ur nasty. and genuinely.... u think im gonna go thru the effort#of changing it every fucking week.......#genuinely not here to judge i think theres a lot of factors into when u change sheets#but i refuse to believe people are Actually doing it every week. i want to know the circumstances#i guess if u r sweaty or the weather is really bad or ur fucking every night idk.
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John & Paul: A Love Story in Songs, Ian Leslie (2025)
#had a skim read#as far as it goes for those wondering/interested!#the following are also referenced elsewhere as 'sexual undertones' to the relationship:#'it's like you and me are lovers'#'did you dream about me last night'/'i was touching you'#'have you ever fucked a guy'/'there was talk about you and paul'#'i know you're camp! but let's not go too far' (& speculation that this is the result of janov's questioning of john's affection for paul)#ian leslie#apparent india truther#books#john&paul#the miscommunication/misunderstanding stuff is pretty good for what it is
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Prompt:
Damian isn’t happy about father’s rule not to hurt the gaggle of false kids he has acquired. How is he supposed to prove to him that he is the only one worthy of the title of heir now?
But fine. Most of them are stupid enough they’ll end up dead sooner or later. Damian just has to play the long game. Establish himself as the only constant.
But then father’s wayward son, Todd, comes home… and it’s so much worse than Damian expected.
He remembers this man. Remembers him from hushed whispers in the League, from mother’s creased eyebrow, and training halls drenched with blood.
And he’ll take one look at Damian and know. Know that he’s a threat to his position.
And the worst thing: Damian isn’t allowed to defend himself.
#Jason has no idea why the baby demon seems to be terrified of him#it’s kinda funny#all he’ll have to do is say boo and the kid very nearly faints on him#it’s less funny when they happen to be the only ones locked in a cell and Damian expects him to murder him in the most brutal fashion#like dang he thought Bruce really had a better opinion of him nowadays#also pls stop trying to stab me baby bat#misunderstandings#miscommunication#Jason doesn’t know what’s wrong with the new Robin but apparently he’s been tasked to keep him alive#and he’s making that friggin hard#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#red hood#tim drake#batman#prompts#Damian wayne#Damian al ghul#Nightwing#red robin#batdad#Jason and Damian
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that's it i'm officially making it my personal mission to defend trey clover with my life, NONE of you fuckers deserve him 😤😤
#and by 'you fuckers' i mean the people who keep misunderstanding him in the weirdest ways every time he does anything omg#apparently this mostly happens on tiktok which i don't use. so i keep hearing about it secondhand.#twisted wonderland#trey clover#star.txt
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So anyway, thinkin about writing a oneshot or something...
#batman au#my art#jason todd#batman#let jason & damian be brothers#So imagine something similar to “He's Alive (I Didn't Know He'd Died)” by Civilized_Muppets on AO3#Damian is oblivious to the fact that Jason died but does know he's currently in college#Misunderstandings keep happening after the batfam learn that Damian has another brothe- & Bruce apparently has another son#Yes Jason still knows how to use things like Allblades#And yes Dick might've encountered the red-hooded ninja before with a child & is suddenly coming into realizations#this ends with him pointing at Damian with a shout of “IT WAS YOU” while the others don't have context#Damian: ????????#This would include morally complex Ras & Talia probably#i have no clue if i am explaining well lol
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Season 2 Halloween Party AU Part Two
You can read part one here!
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Eddie can't help but steal glances at his passenger as he starts the engine while Steve buckles himself in.
A streetlight flickers overhead bathing the front seat in strobing gold light; it's so distracting Eddie nearly misses the way Steve's hands tighten around the seatbelt, a slight tremor running through them.
The other man looks exhausted but incredibly on edge, his back straight and shoulders stiff. Eddie has to stop himself from rolling his eyes as Steve scans the dark street ahead of them.
If he's so embarrassed to be seen with the town freak, he can just get out and walk home.
Eddie almost says as much, but shakes the words off and flicks the small Snoopy bobblehead on the dash, before reaching for the edge of the passenger seat.
He feels Steve flinch at the sudden movement as Eddie braces himself on the seat to look out the rearview window.
Eddie tamps down the flicker of irritation that burns in his chest, he hadnt taken Harrington for a Bible thumping asshole that would believe the rumours circling Eddie, but then again, Eddie didn't really know Steve.
Eddie backs out of the space slowly, no need to wreck the paint even more by hitting some suburban moms stationwagon after all. He shifts into drive and pulls away from the street and the flashing lights of Tina's party behind them.
Steve is quiet as they drive, and as the sound of the dull throbbing bass and party goers begins to fade into the background, Steve slowly begins to curls inwards, tugging his arms around himself.
Eddie's eyes flick between Steve and the road, he's still not looking at Eddie, just out the window with a blank expression. It's the most quiet he's ever seen King-Steve, it's unsettling.
But, the more Eddie thinks about it, that really isn't true.
King-Steve hasn't been King of anything for awhile now, Tommy Hagan has seen to that.
Steve has been keeping to himself more and more, preferring to hang out with Wheeler and, surprisingly, Byers of all people.
Eddie isn't sure he'd ever be able to comfortably sit at a cafeteria table with someone who cleaned his clock, but Steve makes it look easy.
Eddie sneaks another glance and startles to find that Steve is already looking at him. He's chewing his lip, his eyebrows pinched and Eddie can't help but feel as though he's being evaluated somehow.
Great.
"Actually, you know what," Steve says after they've turned down yet another subdivision, just one street shy before the main road, "you can just drop me off up here, my house is close".
"You sure?" Eddie asks, ignoring the frustration that rises in his chest once more, "I can drive you the rest of the way, it's not like we don't all know where the King's Domaine is".
Eddie watches as Steve's expression turns stony for the barest of moments before it shutters.
"Okay".
Eddie nods with a grimace. He isn't even sure what he wanted to happen tonight, but it wasn’t this.
Eddie makes a left and another right before pulling into the long drive of the Harrington house.
It used to make him scoff whenever he dealt here. The huge house, the lavish furnishings and fixtures. For fucks sake, the master bath had two sinks and the closet was almost as big as his own bedroom.
But now as the engine dies and a strange silence falls on the pair, Eddie can't help but notice just how dark the house is.
"Your parents here?" Eddie says, craning his neck to see the upstairs windows, he doesn't even notice Steve has unclicked himself from the passenger seat until the door is open and he's halfway out of the van.
"Woah--"
"Thanks for the ride," Steve calls over his shoulder, "see you around Munson".
Eddie barely has time to open his mouth in protest before Steve is unlocking his door and slamming it behind him, leaving Eddie in the van alone.
He sits for a second before sighing and turning the key once more, coaxing the engine back to life. Eddie turns again, bracing his hand on the passenger seat, debating if he should head back to the party, before he spots something on the floor shining in the glow of the streetlights.
A pair of large black sunglasses, and there's no doubt who they belong to.
"Well shit," Eddie hums thoughtfully as he bends forward to grab the glasses from the floor, "guess I'll be seeing you sooner than we thought".
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The first bell rings as Eddie closes his locker, he looks out across the sea of teenagers making their way to homeroom before the second bell and smirks.
Eddie should also be hurrying, considering how far his locker is from his first period class, but there's something about the way the teachers glare as he saunters in late that just fuels him.
Eddie smirks as he swings his backpack over his shoulder, the metal lunchbox inside clangs against something and Eddie winces at the sound. Shit.
He moves the pack off his shoulder and unzips the top, reaching inside to grab the sunglasses from where they've become trapped beneath his lunchbox.
They aren't broken thankfully, Eddie's sure that Harrington wouldn't appreciate his gesture nearly as much if they came back cracked or bent.
The thought makes Eddie stop for just a moment before he opens his locker again to place the sunglasses on the top shelf. Why is he even doing this? It's not as though King-Steve would appreciate this, he probably doesn't even know the glasses are missing.
What does Eddie care about some asshole jock?
An image of Steve with his head in his hands, his hazel eyes wet and wide as he looks up at Eddie has him slamming his locker shut, mortified by the unbidden thought.
It's a complete betrayal of his own God damned doctrine, and worse, Steve is straight. All Eddie is doing is hurting himself in the long run with all his pointless pining.
Especially over someone that didn't want to be seen getting into his van last night.
Eddie leans his head onto his locker and knocks it harshly against the metal, stupid.
The second bell rings and the last of the stragglers leave him alone in the hallway. Eddie taps his fingers on the locker and pushes himself away as he makes his way to the main door, throwing his backpack over his shoulder once more.
He needs a smoke, and definitely doesn't need Mrs. McBrayden telling him off for not handing in yet another essay today.
Whatever, it isn't as though Eddie hasn't read Macbeth, he knows that stupid play backwards and forwards --the witches speech is absolutely full of kickass creepy language and was perfect for this one campaign he ran a few years ago.
Eddie could tell you all the major themes and conflicts no problem, it was writing it in such a way that his teacher would believe he actually wrote it that was the issue.
The last time Eddie actually tried on one of his assignments, he had been immediately accused of plagiarizing someone else's work.
So, why bother.
Eddie's already got a cigarette between his lips as he pushes the door open and makes his way to his favorite picnic table by the treeline when he hears a familiar voice behind the gym.
"Tell me--"
"Tell you what?" another voice scoffs, a woman's this time.
Eddie pokes his head tentatively around the corner, spotting the man he had driven home just the night before and his girlfriend alone, clearly fighting.
"Tell me," Steve says firmly, even as his voice waivers, "you love me".
Wheeler stands there, her arms wrapped tightly around her books, "really?"
The word comes out, wrapped in a smile, like it's a joke.
Steve doesn't move, he doesn't laugh, he doesn't make a sound.
Nancy's mouth opens and closes as her blue eyes search Steve's face for a long time. She tries for a laugh again, but her smile cracks as Steve continues to stand there expectantly.
Eddie can't see Steve's face from where he's standing but he does hear the low curse he lets out eventually before turning abruptly, swinging a towel over his shoulder as he jogs back to the field to join the rest of the class.
Well shit.
Eddie watches Nancy as she remains rooted to the spot, her face tipped down to the gravel. She breathes out a long sigh and raises one hand to brush through her hair before it drops heavily at her side.
Eddie can't help but feel a twinge of sympathy as he slowly turns away, shaking his head as he continues to the picnic table.
He lights the cigarette as he takes a seat facing the school, letting the edge of the table dig into his back. He pulls a long drag from the cigarette and breathes out, watching as the smoke billows away in the cool November air.
If it wasn't officially over last night, it definitely was now. The priss and the jock were no more, and knowing Hawkins?
It would be all over the school by lunch.
Part Three up!
Tag List: @eriquin @luvinthefreaks @cinnamon-mushroomabomination @goodolefashionedloverboi @ellietheasexylibrarian @bambibiest @sadboislovebeans @howincrediblysapphicofyou @coleys-a-nerd @whycantiuseunderscore @airconditioning123
and for some peeps that I think may be interested! @strangersteddierthings @steddierthings @steddie-there @steves-strapcollection @outpastthebrakers @henderdads
#stranger things#stranger things season 2 au#steve harrington#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#steve and nancy breakup#what would have happened if eddie had been at tinas halloween party?#yall want a part three?#this fic is going places apparently#dont be mad at nancy#steve and nancy were too dumb kids that were affected by deep trauma and definitely did not know how to be in a relationship#eddie is having all sorts of complicated feelings about steve here#add a little bit of misunderstandings in the van as a treat#cw smoking#i will never get tired of halloween party breakup aus#you can pry them from my cold dead fingers#afewproblems writes
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause that’s how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#it’s just his ghost half that hasn’t aged#Danny’s having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tony’s DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what he’s saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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anyone else have people continuously make wildly incorrect assumptions about you because of your interests? for me as a queer medievalist, irish speaker, and folk musician, it's a) that people expect me to be interested in ttrpgs and i really really am not, and b) that they often think i'll be interested in more mystical/magical/superstitious things and i'm also really not that, i'm a deeply unmystical cynic who is at best vaguely agnostic towards a "cosmic force" kind of godconcept and doesn't vibe with personified god(s) of any variety
i do my best to be polite about both misinterpretations but boy sometimes people project their expectations onto you hard and by the time you've realised that they've fundamentally misunderstood your personality it can be pretty awkward to be like "i'm sorry but you have mistaken me for an entirely different genre of person"
#basically people think i'm likely to be into multiple types of druid#i'm not.#i am also not into tarot or astrology or crystals or rituals or altars or any of that#i am a non-theist quaker. mostly that means no Stuff™#i have no interest in telling other people how to live their lives#i just wish they would stop misunderstanding me on such a fundamental level#like the person who asked what i was doing for the holidays so i said i was going to my parents for christmas#and they seemed weirded out and kept talking about solstice#okay ?? have a nice solstice. that's not my holiday but 👍#don't be weird about it though. sorry for not being the person you apparently decided i was#pearsanta
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#epic the musical#epic the circe saga#epic circe#epic odysseus#I lowk hate that people misunderstand this apparently#And how impactful odysseus' loyalty must have been
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Every morning, the routine is the same.
Wake up at dawn, before anyone else. Try and snatch a few moments of quiet meditation before Pipsqueak gets up. Prepare breakfast for however many orphaned kids have attached themselves to him in the moment. Pack up camp. Move on. Stop for lunch at some point. Walk until they reach a safe village, or find a good place to make camp for the night. Make dinner. Put the kids to bed. Find a few moments to get some practice with his dao in.
This has been Zuko's life for years now. He can't pinpoint the moment he became a magnet for stray children, but that's how things have ended up. He doesn't see what they see in him. He's temperamental and stubborn. People accuse him of not having much in the way of a sense of humor. He's Fire-blooded. He's a firebender.
He's just as much of a homeless orphan as they all are.
It's not always monotonous. Sometimes the routine is broken up. Sometimes Zuko puts on a mask, and becomes the Blue Spirit instead.
He tries to keep his activities as the Blue Spirit separate from his day to day life. He doesn't want to drag his kids- and Pipsqueak- into it. But he also can't just idly sit by and do nothing while the Fire Nation continues to invade his home. The Blue Spirit is his way of fighting back. He doesn't think the Fire Lord's quaking in his boots at the thought of him or anything, but he'd like to think he's doing some good.
He hears a rumor that the Avatar has returned.
Zuko doesn't believe it at first- but it seems to be gaining steam. And even the Fire Nation soldiers he spies on seem to be talking about him. They're apparently just a kid- only twelve. That's just a year older than the oldest kid in his pack. The Avatar shouldn't be fighting the Fire Nation- he should be at home, being a kid.
(Zuko hasn't had the chance to be a kid in a long time.)
He's spying on Pohuai Stronghold when he sees the kid being brought in. Underneath his mask, Zuko sucks in his breath. That's the Avatar? He's so small. Zuko has to force himself to stay still- to wait. He can't ignore this, not when it's happening right in front of him. So when the activity in the Stronghold dwindles to a minimum, Zuko takes his chance.
He's gone with the Avatar by the time the sun rises.
#and then ends up mucking through a swamp with him#he needs frozen frogs apparently? for his sick friends to suck on?#huh. airbender remedies are *weird*#(this misunderstanding will never be cleared up)#zuko jet roleswap au
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i have to learn not to read the reviews on goodreads unless its my friends because everyone on there is stupid and its genuinely upsetting to me personally... i need to stop looking for goodness in that hopeless place
#im so used to being here and knowing so many likeminded people that whenever i venture outside im like woah why is everyone purposefully#misunderstanding the text... do u not know how to read a book... apparently not. oh well i learned my lesson!! + in general i think people#tend to be dumber about books god knows why... is there no hope left is this hell. or do i just need to stop logging on goodreads fr#t
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I will say the most logical explanation for why the Finale was like that is simply that Ruby was supposed to continue being the companion into season 2, but Millie Gibson decided not to (because it was fucking up scheduling for any other stuff she might want to be in), so they introduced Belinda as a filler Companion (who in theory should've been one of the strongest companions since she's got a specific deal and personality) but they never planned out anything for her in the finale so she just ended up standing in a closet for an episode and then ended up being a mother because... why not I guess.
If that is true though that means that RTD/Disney managed to fuck up scheduling so bad that they destroyed two separate finales, because if Millie Gibson was sticking around for that second season she probably wouldn't have gotten her 'Ruby is just normal' thing at the end of S1, and I'd be willing to be 50 bucks that the Wish Baby would've been Ruby.
But imagine fucking up the scheduling so bad you lose your entire cast within 2 seasons!
#Doctor Who#Doctor Who Spoilers#Oh also y'know RTD is not the world's strongest writer when it comes to... plot?#Or writing non-white people.#Genuinely RTD is so fucking bad at finales.#His core conception of writing them is 'What if I did a deus ex machina'#Also the man doesn't know what anagrams are.#He also apparently thinks that Fantasy is just 'whatever do what you want no rules'#Which is a vast misunderstanding of the fantasy genre
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Me: It's so nice to finally feel some motivation to write again. I should start small-ish and tackle some of my existing WIPs which have already had some work done on them.
My brain, in the middle of a shower: Here is the perfectly-formed summary of a post-S8 Bobby time travel fic, all nice and shiny and captivating for you!
#meanwhile I also went back and did a readthrough of all the other ideas I had#and there are some really good ones that I'd completely forgotten about#in particular a post 7x04 one that I abandoned after all the fandom drama but that would have been SO FUN#and taken me right back to my misunderstandings galore roots#so anyway I've apparently moved on from lack of motivation to too many ideas and no idea which one to pursue first#writing#9-1-1
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-Hey, you logged into my lap ♥ -Oh? -Permission to dote? ಥ◡ಥ -mkay (✿◡‿◡)
With @pocketyoukai
#SHES SO PRETTY#she doesn't understand half the things he says (her Eorzean is weak) and just smiles and nods#but enjoys the air that comes out of him apparently#and he thinks she's such a good listener#their RP is hours of misunderstandings#but im love them your honor#Gabriel#Yuusei#House of beans#Elezen#Lalafell#gpose#anamnesis pose#brio#ktisis
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Lately I can't help wishing we'd gotten to see the regrets of the other Evanuris (or at least Mythal) if we were going to "reveal" the events of the past through regret memories to begin with.
Mythal claims that Solas' memories are "cultivated" but we never learn what that means and we never get any counter narrative to compare it to. Imagine if we had gotten to see Mythal's regrets; what factors did she remember that Solas missed/forgot, or likewise what did he remember that she didn't? If we saw her recollection of the same event as him, would even the dialogue change (or one of those things where it's radically altered by tone lol)? What would it say about these characters? What new details and mitigating circumstances would it introduce to the events of the past?
For example, Solas remembers a lot of things as being his fault. What if we looked into Elgar'nan's memories and saw that his role in the events of the past were relatively minimal? that he really was, to Elgy, just an annoying pest up until the creation of the Veil. Imagine looking into June's memories and seeing him just completely miss the soap-opera drama going on between Elgy, Solas, and Mythal because he was busy with his own shit.
We would have to conclude the truth is somewhere between all these different perspectives. Which would be a bit more on-brand for Dragon Age's presentation until VG.
I mean, hell, Harding remembers the war with the Titans from the Titans' perspective at the end of her questline, but she doesn't get to chime in about it when those scenes come up.
I also had a separate complaint that went a bit off the rails below the cut dksfgksfdk
idk certainly one of the worst parts of the regret questline for me was all of your companions taking all of the memories uncritically as fact, down to the specific WORDING choices. These memories should never have been dialogue based and they should never have made the language of it a factor because it just shows off the strings.
There is no language barrier between Solas and your individual companions in these scenes but there IS suggested to be a subtle language barrier between all of you listening to them. Emmrich specifically tells us that we all heard this in our respective native languages. Meaning, I assume, that he heard it in Nevarran and is trying to explain what he thinks it means in Trade. Or something like that.
But everyone is on the same page about what they heard for the most part?
Like as the worst example to me, coming to the conclusion that Solas singlehandedly created The Blight comes down to the fact that he specifically said the Titan dreams would become "a blight of pain and anger", which is wording that Davrin says out loud.
But I'm sitting here like... is that what he said in Ancient Elvish? And that's what that means in Nevarran as well? In Antivan? What language did he say it to Davrin in, modern Elvish? And is Davrin now translating it when he uses the game's language? I guess it's possible Davrin is not actually fluent in elvish but still, is his native language Trade? So all these languages use the same word for the Blight, proper noun, and "blight", the noun? So all of these languages are just cyphers for each other? How does the internal translation of these memories operate?
Imagine if Solas had just said "Look, the titan souls are going to be very fucking pissed at us for doing this, Mythal" and your companions just can't connect the dots dfkgkdfkgsdk.
#admittedly dragon age has never cared much about language barriers between their characters#but they didn't have to do it like this dfgkfdsksd#veilguard critical#but primary sources at least cared about it a little#especially when the topic of old languages like old elvish and tevene come up#yes I'm still complaining about Veilguard dfgkfkdfsdk but don't worry I'm doing other things with my life too ; ;#moving on is not a straight line apparently dsgksdfk#I think part of this complaint is also#coming from when I was once in an english fandom for a series without an official english translation#and all the misunderstandings that came out of that#so having reveals of this caliber be based on a specific wording choice feels inappropriate to me
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Season 2 Halloween AU Part Three
Part One, Part Two
Eddie waits till the end of the day to strike.
It's after four, and almost everyone has left for the day with the exception of the teachers and the janitor --who has already given Eddie the stink eye for remaining after hours for 'no reason'.
But Eddie does have a reason, a pretty decent one too.
He's waiting for King-Steve to get out of detention.
Turns out it didn't take until lunch for the whole school to hear about Harrington and Wheeler. In fact, the way Eddie heard, Steve had been ambushed not two minutes after his conversation with Nancy by Hagan and Hargrove.
Now here was where the story differed depending on who you heard it from.
Tammy Thompson told her lunch table that Steve freaked out when Hargrove started talking shit about Nancy.
Mark Holmes told Jim Cutter that Hagan got punched in the face and Hargrove was simply defending his friend from Steve.
Sarah March told Jeff in their homeroom that Steve wound up with a black eye after gym class that morning and was almost suspended for the week.
Eddie knows there must be a thread of truth linking all of these stories together. And at this point, he'd much rather hear it straight from the source.
Plus with a black eye Harrington would be needing those glasses back.
Eddie snaps the gum in his mouth and stuffs his hands in his pockets as he leans against locker 109, certain that Steve will have to stop by before he leaves.
"Munson?"
Speak of the devil.
Eddie tilts slightly in the direction of the voice and blows out a low whistle at the sight of the shiner on Steve's face.
It's already a deep purple, though it isn't as swollen as Eddie would have thought. It matches the colour of the bags under Steve's good eye and is accentuated by how strangely pale he looks today. Steve's lip is also split down the middle, blood staining his polo collar.
Huh, so it didn't happen in gym.
"Looks like someone had an interesting day," Eddie smiles as he crosses one leg over the other and taps the tip of his chuck on the linoleum, Steve winces at the harsh squeak it makes.
"Look Munson, whatever you want, just get it over with," Steve manages to say through gritted teeth, his hands have clenched into loose fists but the same tremor from the night before has returned in full force.
Eddie pushes himself off of Steve's locker and watches as the other man tenses. Eddie rolls his eyes and reaches behind himself, grabbing the shades from where they are hanging off his back pocket. Steve's gaze follows Eddie's movements and barely halts a flinch as the sunglasses are tossed into his chest.
Steve only seems to catch them with his latent jock ability but still nearly drops them in surprise.
"You left these in my van last night," Eddie shrugs at the way Steve's head tilts slightly, he looks from the glasses in his hand to Eddie and back again with a frown.
"Oh," he breathes out, and the tension drops from Steve's frame like the strings holding him up are all at once severed.
"First a taxi service, now a courier," Eddie smirks, dropping his left hand to his hip, "how ever will you make it up to me Harrington?"
Steve grimaces, rubbing a hand down his face, he winces as it brushes the deepening bruise under his eye, "I'm sure you're about to tell me".
Eddie grins, pretending to consider his options as he lifts a ringed hand to his chin to hold it thoughtfully for a beat while Steve stands before him, looking more and more frustrated with every passing second.
"Where's the fun in that?" Eddie says with a sly smile as he steps closer, nearly into Steve's space, and leans in.
"Maybe you'll owe me one," Eddie winks as he says it before dropping his voice into a wheezing Italian affectation, "perhaps one day soon I'll call upon you for a favor--"
"What?" Steve sputters out in a strangled laugh, leaning away from Eddie's sudden proximity.
From this angle Eddie can see the slightest flush creeping down Steve's neck.
"The Godfather? You know?" Eddie raises an eyebrow at the blank expression on Steve's face, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse?"
Steve's brow pinches in confusion as he shakes his head.
"I mean," Eddie huffs, moving out of Steve's space again, "you'd probably like it, you have plenty of practice rejecting offers don't ya big boy?"
It takes a second for the words to register for both of them.
Steve's eyebrows cut creases across his forehead as they rise into his hair and Eddie immediately wants to fling himself off the gymnasium roof.
Of all the stupid, stupid things--
"Is this about the weed?" Steve asks slowly with a frown wrinkling his nose, it would be cute if Eddie wasn't beside himself with relief.
Focus.
"Yup," Eddie manages to say with a straight face despite the way his heart is racing. He clears his throat and leans backwards to drape himself against the lockers again, miscalculating how far he's moved away from them after Steve showed up.
Eddie loses his footing and slams into the metal with a loud bang, sliding down onto the floor in a leather clad heap.
"Jesus Christ," Eddie hears from above him, opening his eyes to find a pair of wide hazel ones staring into his own.
"Did you hit your head?"
Eddie ignores the question and the heat that rises in his face and ears. He wants nothing more at this moment than to tell Steve to fuck off, to leave him to crawl into a hole now and finally live the rest of his days as a Hobbit.
But King-Steve is persistent.
"Come on Munson, we should go before someone comes to see what happened, I'm not getting another detention for you," Steve huffs as he holds a hand out in front of Eddie.
Eddie looks from the outstretched hand in front of him, to Steve's face. His stupid, earnest, beautiful face, and takes his hand, grunting as he rises back to his feet.
A door opens down the hall, near the admin office and both men freeze as a pair of heels begin to click and clack their way down the hall.
"Shit," Eddie hisses at the same time Steve barks out a frantic, "Go, go, go!"
They scramble to get away from the lockers and make a beeline for the side exit, a mixture of laughter and curses echoing after them.
Eddie doesn't stop running until he reaches the driver's side door of his van.
He pants out a wild laugh and shakes his head as Steve bends at the waist with his hands braced on his knees. When Steve rights himself, there's a flush of exertion and a bright smile that is only slightly marred by the black eye and split lip.
"You're a trip Harrington," Eddie breathes out before clutching his throat, "I think I swallowed my gum back there".
Steve laughs loud and bright and Eddie can't help but watch the way his head tips back, exposing the long column of his neck. He looks up again, his eyes seem to search Eddie's face briefly before he shakes his head with an expression Eddie's never seen before.
"Yeah well," Steve huffs, his good eye crinkles at the corner from his smile, "you're not what I thought you'd be like either Munson".
And Eddie just doesn't know what to do with that.
Instead, he clears his throat and kicks at a piece of gravel that careens across the empty student parking lot.
"Where's your noble steed?" Eddie asks, his head on swivel. Harrington's car was fairly iconic around here, no way it would have been missed among the sea of beat up Ford's and Gremlins.
Steve tilts his head and frowns slightly, "I left it at Tina's remember?"
And yeah, shit, that makes sense, he must have caught the bus that morning and completely missed it with detention.
"...do you need a ride?"
"Okay".
Part four up!
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