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#there is twitter discourse happening.#poll#to be fair the discourse in part appears to be a misunderstanding#of the correlation between how often u wash linens/clothes and how often u change them#because. apparently to some people having more than one set of sheets is unimaginable?????#thats not the question here though#this may vary based on the season? or any other reason#i thought my answer was pretty reasonable but there are ppl on twitter that r like#if ur not doing it every week ur nasty. and genuinely.... u think im gonna go thru the effort#of changing it every fucking week.......#genuinely not here to judge i think theres a lot of factors into when u change sheets#but i refuse to believe people are Actually doing it every week. i want to know the circumstances#i guess if u r sweaty or the weather is really bad or ur fucking every night idk.
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Prompt:
Damian isnāt happy about fatherās rule not to hurt the gaggle of false kids he has acquired. How is he supposed to prove to him that he is the only one worthy of the title of heir now?
But fine. Most of them are stupid enough theyāll end up dead sooner or later. Damian just has to play the long game. Establish himself as the only constant.
But then fatherās wayward son, Todd, comes homeā¦ and itās so much worse than Damian expected.
He remembers this man. Remembers him from hushed whispers in the League, from motherās creased eyebrow, and training halls drenched with blood.
And heāll take one look at Damian and know. Know that heās a threat to his position.
And the worst thing: Damian isnāt allowed to defend himself.
#Jason has no idea why the baby demon seems to be terrified of him#itās kinda funny#all heāll have to do is say boo and the kid very nearly faints on him#itās less funny when they happen to be the only ones locked in a cell and Damian expects him to murder him in the most brutal fashion#like dang he thought Bruce really had a better opinion of him nowadays#also pls stop trying to stab me baby bat#misunderstandings#miscommunication#Jason doesnāt know whatās wrong with the new Robin but apparently heās been tasked to keep him alive#and heās making that friggin hard#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#red hood#tim drake#batman#prompts#Damian wayne#Damian al ghul#Nightwing#red robin#batdad#Jason and Damian
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Season 2 Halloween Party AU Part Two
You can read part one here!
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Eddie can't help but steal glances at his passenger as he starts the engine while Steve buckles himself in.Ā
A streetlight flickers overhead bathing the front seat in strobing gold light; it's so distracting Eddie nearly misses the way Steve's hands tighten around the seatbelt, a slight tremor running through them.
The other man looks exhausted but incredibly on edge, his back straight and shoulders stiff. Eddie has to stop himself from rolling his eyes as Steve scans the dark street ahead of them.Ā
If he's so embarrassed to be seen with the town freak, he can just get out and walk home.
Eddie almost says as much, but shakes the words off and flicks the small Snoopy bobblehead on the dash, before reaching for the edge of the passenger seat.
He feels Steve flinch at the sudden movement as Eddie braces himself on the seat to look out the rearview window.Ā
Eddie tamps down the flicker of irritation that burns in his chest, he hadnt taken Harrington for a Bible thumping asshole that would believe the rumours circling Eddie, but then again, Eddie didn't really know Steve.Ā
Eddie backs out of the space slowly, no need to wreck the paint even more by hitting some suburban moms stationwagon after all. He shifts into drive and pulls away from the street and the flashing lights of Tina's party behind them.
Steve is quiet as they drive, and as the sound of the dull throbbing bass and party goers begins to fade into the background, Steve slowly begins to curls inwards, tugging his arms around himself.
Eddie's eyes flick between Steve and the road, he's still not looking at Eddie, just out the window with a blank expression. It's the most quiet he's ever seen King-Steve, it's unsettling.
But, the more Eddie thinks about it, that really isn't true.
King-Steve hasn't been King of anything for awhile now, Tommy Hagan has seen to that.Ā
Steve has been keeping to himself more and more, preferring to hang out with Wheeler and,Ā surprisingly, Byers of all people.Ā
Eddie isn't sure he'd ever be able to comfortably sit at a cafeteria table with someone who cleaned his clock, but Steve makes it look easy.
Eddie sneaks another glance and startles to find that Steve is already looking at him. He's chewing his lip, his eyebrows pinched and Eddie can't help but feel as though he's being evaluated somehow.
Great.
"Actually, you know what," Steve says after they've turned down yet another subdivision, just one street shy before the main road, "you can just drop me off up here, my house is close".
"You sure?" Eddie asks, ignoring the frustration that rises in his chest once more, "I can drive you the rest of the way, it's not like we don't all know where the King's Domaine is".
Eddie watches as Steve's expression turns stony for the barest of moments before it shutters.
"Okay".Ā
Eddie nods with a grimace. He isn't even sure what he wanted to happen tonight, but it wasnāt this.Ā
Eddie makes a left and another right before pulling into the long drive of the Harrington house.
It used to make him scoff whenever he dealt here. The huge house, the lavish furnishings and fixtures. For fucks sake, the master bath had two sinks and the closet was almost as big as his own bedroom.Ā
But now as the engine dies and a strange silence falls on the pair, Eddie can't help but notice just how dark the house is.Ā
"Your parents here?" Eddie says, craning his neck to see the upstairs windows, he doesn't even notice Steve has unclicked himself from the passenger seat until the door is open and he's halfway out of the van.Ā
"Woah--"
"Thanks for the ride," Steve calls over his shoulder, "see you around Munson".
Eddie barely has time to open his mouth in protest before Steve is unlocking his door and slamming it behind him, leaving Eddie in the van alone.Ā
He sits for a second before sighing and turning the key once more, coaxing the engine back to life. Eddie turns again, bracing his hand on the passenger seat, debating if he should head back to the party, before he spots something on the floor shining in the glow of the streetlights.
A pair of large black sunglasses, and there's no doubt who they belong to.
"Well shit," Eddie hums thoughtfully as he bends forward to grab the glasses from the floor, "guess I'll be seeing you sooner than we thought".
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The first bell rings as Eddie closes his locker, he looks out across the sea of teenagers making their way to homeroom before the second bell and smirks.Ā
Eddie should also be hurrying, considering how far his locker is from his first period class, but there's something about the way the teachers glare as he saunters in late that just fuels him.
Eddie smirks as he swings his backpack over his shoulder, the metal lunchbox inside clangs against something and Eddie winces at the sound. Shit.
He moves the pack off his shoulder and unzips the top, reaching inside to grab the sunglasses from where they've become trapped beneath his lunchbox.Ā
They aren't broken thankfully, Eddie's sure that Harrington wouldn't appreciate his gesture nearly as much if they came back cracked or bent.Ā
The thought makes Eddie stop for just a moment before he opens his locker again to place the sunglasses on the top shelf. Why is he even doing this? It's not as though King-Steve would appreciate this, he probably doesn't even know the glasses are missing.Ā
What does Eddie care about some asshole jock?Ā
An image of Steve with his head in his hands, his hazel eyes wet and wide as he looks up at Eddie has him slamming his locker shut, mortified by the unbidden thought.Ā
It's a complete betrayal of his own God damned doctrine, and worse, Steve is straight. All Eddie is doing is hurting himself in the long run with all his pointless pining.
Especially over someone that didn't want to be seen getting into his van last night.Ā
Eddie leans his head onto his locker and knocks it harshly against the metal, stupid.
The second bell rings and the last of the stragglers leave him alone in the hallway. Eddie taps his fingers on the locker and pushes himself away as he makes his way to the main door, throwing his backpack over his shoulder once more.Ā
He needs a smoke, and definitely doesn't need Mrs. McBrayden telling him off for not handing in yet another essay today.Ā
Whatever, it isn't as though Eddie hasn't read Macbeth, he knows that stupid play backwards and forwards --the witches speech is absolutely full of kickass creepy language and was perfect for this one campaign he ran a few years ago.Ā
Eddie could tell you all the major themes and conflicts no problem, it was writing it in such a way that his teacher would believe he actually wrote it that was the issue.
The last time Eddie actually tried on one of his assignments, he had been immediately accused of plagiarizing someone else's work.Ā
So, why bother.Ā
Eddie's already got a cigarette between his lips as he pushes the door open and makes his way to his favorite picnic table by the treeline when he hears a familiar voice behind the gym.
"Tell me--"
"Tell you what?" another voice scoffs, a woman's this time.
Eddie pokes his head tentatively around the corner, spotting the man he had driven home just the night before and his girlfriend alone, clearly fighting.
"Tell me," Steve says firmly, even as his voice waivers, "you love me".
Wheeler stands there, her arms wrapped tightly around her books, "really?"
The word comes out, wrapped in a smile, like it's a joke.Ā
Steve doesn't move, he doesn't laugh, he doesn't make a sound.Ā
Nancy's mouth opens and closes as her blue eyes search Steve's face for a long time. She tries for a laugh again, but her smile cracks as Steve continues to stand there expectantly.
Eddie can't see Steve's face from where he's standing but he does hear the low curse he lets out eventually before turning abruptly, swinging a towel over his shoulder as he jogs back to the field to join the rest of the class.
Well shit.
Eddie watches Nancy as she remains rooted to the spot, her face tipped down to the gravel. She breathes out a long sigh and raises one hand to brush through her hair before it drops heavily at her side.Ā
Eddie can't help but feel a twinge of sympathy as he slowly turns away, shaking his head as he continues to the picnic table.Ā
He lights the cigarette as he takes a seat facing the school, letting the edge of the table dig into his back. He pulls a long drag from the cigarette and breathes out, watching as the smoke billows away in the cool November air.
If it wasn't officially over last night, it definitely was now. The priss and the jock were no more, and knowing Hawkins?
It would be all over the school by lunch.
Part Three up!
Tag List: @eriquin @luvinthefreaks @cinnamon-mushroomabomination @goodolefashionedloverboi @ellietheasexylibrarian @bambibiest @sadboislovebeans @howincrediblysapphicofyou @coleys-a-nerd @whycantiuseunderscore @airconditioning123
and for some peeps that I think may be interested! @strangersteddierthings @steddierthings @steddie-there @steves-strapcollection @outpastthebrakers @henderdads
#stranger things#stranger things season 2 au#steve harrington#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#steve and nancy breakup#what would have happened if eddie had been at tinas halloween party?#yall want a part three?#this fic is going places apparently#dont be mad at nancy#steve and nancy were too dumb kids that were affected by deep trauma and definitely did not know how to be in a relationship#eddie is having all sorts of complicated feelings about steve here#add a little bit of misunderstandings in the van as a treat#cw smoking#i will never get tired of halloween party breakup aus#you can pry them from my cold dead fingers#afewproblems writes
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DP x MCU crossover
Sometime after Howard and Maria Starkās death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, thatās infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.
And thus Danny was born.
At some point when heās like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They donāt get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.
The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing heās adopted or that heās a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when heās 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.
Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesnāt realize heās a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!
And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. Heās super hyped to fight aliens!!! Heās just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.
Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadnāt been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.
Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. Heās super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah heās not a super soldier and doesnāt have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!
And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Lokiās chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. Heās def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Dannyās already flown off to deal with something else.
The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where theyāre headed and decides to meet them there. Heās been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new heroās!
Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fentonās son.
Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tonyās kid, heās Tonyās clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.
#danny phantom#marvel#mcu#dp x mcu#tony stark#Hydra#clones#ghost king danny#misunderstandings#assumptions are made#maybe some everlasting trio added in on the side#on a side note#Tucker Sam and Jazz are all liminal as hell#they all have their own ghost powers/halves at this point#because fuck it why not#Tony is having a panic attack at the thought he had a kid he never knew about#and his kid is a ghost#his kid died#apparently when he was like 14 cause thatās how old this ghost kid in front of him looks#Danny is 17 but his ghost half still looks 14#his human half looks his proper age#itās just his ghost half that hasnāt aged#Dannyās having a panic attack thinking his mom cheated on his dad#and then he has a panic attack thinking his parents cloned him in their lab using Tonyās DNA#he calls Jazz hysterical and crying about the whole thing#Jazz can barely make out what heās saying#all she gets is her baby brother is calling her in hysterics#after fighting aliens#and joining the super heroes in their tower#she grabs Tucker and Sam and hightails it to the tower ready to kick some ass and defend her baby brother
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Every morning, the routine is the same.
Wake up at dawn, before anyone else. Try and snatch a few moments of quiet meditation before Pipsqueak gets up. Prepare breakfast for however many orphaned kids have attached themselves to him in the moment. Pack up camp. Move on. Stop for lunch at some point. Walk until they reach a safe village, or find a good place to make camp for the night. Make dinner. Put the kids to bed. Find a few moments to get some practice with his dao in.
This has been Zuko's life for years now. He can't pinpoint the moment he became a magnet for stray children, but that's how things have ended up. He doesn't see what they see in him. He's temperamental and stubborn. People accuse him of not having much in the way of a sense of humor. He's Fire-blooded. He's a firebender.
He's just as much of a homeless orphan as they all are.
It's not always monotonous. Sometimes the routine is broken up. Sometimes Zuko puts on a mask, and becomes the Blue Spirit instead.
He tries to keep his activities as the Blue Spirit separate from his day to day life. He doesn't want to drag his kids- and Pipsqueak- into it. But he also can't just idly sit by and do nothing while the Fire Nation continues to invade his home. The Blue Spirit is his way of fighting back. He doesn't think the Fire Lord's quaking in his boots at the thought of him or anything, but he'd like to think he's doing some good.
He hears a rumor that the Avatar has returned.
Zuko doesn't believe it at first- but it seems to be gaining steam. And even the Fire Nation soldiers he spies on seem to be talking about him. They're apparently just a kid- only twelve. That's just a year older than the oldest kid in his pack. The Avatar shouldn't be fighting the Fire Nation- he should be at home, being a kid.
(Zuko hasn't had the chance to be a kid in a long time.)
He's spying on Pohuai Stronghold when he sees the kid being brought in. Underneath his mask, Zuko sucks in his breath. That's the Avatar? He's so small. Zuko has to force himself to stay still- to wait. He can't ignore this, not when it's happening right in front of him. So when the activity in the Stronghold dwindles to a minimum, Zuko takes his chance.
He's gone with the Avatar by the time the sun rises.
#and then ends up mucking through a swamp with him#he needs frozen frogs apparently? for his sick friends to suck on?#huh. airbender remedies are *weird*#(this misunderstanding will never be cleared up)#zuko jet roleswap au
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#epic the musical#epic the circe saga#epic circe#epic odysseus#I lowk hate that people misunderstand this apparently#And how impactful odysseus' loyalty must have been
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So anyway, thinkin about writing a oneshot or something...
#batman au#my art#jason todd#batman#let jason & damian be brothers#So imagine something similar to āHe's Alive (I Didn't Know He'd Died)ā by Civilized_Muppets on AO3#Damian is oblivious to the fact that Jason died but does know he's currently in college#Misunderstandings keep happening after the batfam learn that Damian has another brothe- & Bruce apparently has another son#Yes Jason still knows how to use things like Allblades#And yes Dick might've encountered the red-hooded ninja before with a child & is suddenly coming into realizations#this ends with him pointing at Damian with a shout of āIT WAS YOUā while the others don't have context#Damian: ????????#This would include morally complex Ras & Talia probably#i have no clue if i am explaining well lol
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i have to learn not to read the reviews on goodreads unless its my friends because everyone on there is stupid and its genuinely upsetting to me personally... i need to stop looking for goodness in that hopeless place
#im so used to being here and knowing so many likeminded people that whenever i venture outside im like woah why is everyone purposefully#misunderstanding the text... do u not know how to read a book... apparently not. oh well i learned my lesson!! + in general i think people#tend to be dumber about books god knows why... is there no hope left is this hell. or do i just need to stop logging on goodreads fr#t
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Ok we all know Eddie uses Stevie for cute reasons but what if for a while (before they start dating) Steve keeps thinking Eddie means it in an ironic/condescending way because of this right here. And he actually hates it even more than King Steve.
#THE ANGST WHEELS IN MY BRAIN ARE CHURNING#I totally didn't remember that 'Stevie' was apparently invented by Tommy! and in the worst possible way!#writing inspo#misunderstandings my beloved#sorry for lame TV photo i am too lazy to crawl towards my laptop#st s1 rewatch#steddie#stommy#note for self: s01e07 16:00
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I'm honestly convinced people read translations eyes closed at this point because I saw someone say that ayato fell in love with yui just to help karlheinzs plan like huh???? Wtf?
// Iā¦ā thatās straight up the biggest lie anyone could have thought of because Ayato is the one who hates that plan the most. šš
You can even see how three of his brothers rushed without thinking twice when it came to ending off Karl even if they were aware of his plan:
Kanato was hesitant at first and Laito rejected his powers because he didnāt want to suffer even more:
And then, thereās Ayato who managed to outsmart everyone and clearly mentioned that he didnāt want to kill him so as not to fall into his plan??
He was sick and tired of the way Karlheinz treated others because of his selfish plan and he wouldnāt have killed him if Karl didnāt want to harm Yui.
Besides, there is this CL scene from his good ending, in which he refuses accepting Karlās powers for the reason that he wants to decide his own destiny:
Ayato is Adam, he was cursed to be Adam and suffered a lot mentally and physically due to it but even if he played a role in Karlās plan, he is still the master of his own fate. Ayato fell for Yui, not Eve and Yui fell for Ayato, not Adam. They genuinely fell in love with each other, regardless of whether they were destined to be together, and it is a good example of the "soulmates" trope.
They even mentioned remembering why and when they started loving each other:
Translations belong to: dialovers-translations, kyouxa on Tumblr and Koiiro on WP
Both Ayato and Yui didnāt choose to become Adam and Eve but one thingās for sure: they ARENāT afraid of standing their ground and they WILL call Karl out, no matter how big and mighty he is.
#admin#(I hope the ALT can be seen since I credited people there)#(I canāt edit the post butā¦)#(apparently it was a misunderstanding)#(the OP didnāt mean it like that)#(yet this post is still for the haters who always complain about how Ayato only wants her for power or blood due to the curse)
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Nobody taught Detlinde to socialize
#seriously#think about it#when theyre going home that first time#georgine asks about what happened#and Detlinde completely misunderstands#it could be because shes an idiot#but her attendents should at least have taught her when to let them step in#but apparently no one did#are there parallels with myne?#or Wilfred whos attendents seem to be sabotaging him?#i guess ill find out eventually#ascendance of a bookworm#aoab
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so just about anyone can meet with the royal family huh. no guards. no ladies in waiting. nothing. apparently they are always alone and able to be assassinated. completely logical.
#hotd critical#this is so dumb#i mean they couldn't wait for the reunion when rhaenyra takes kingslanding#no apparently they needed to clarify that all this was a misunderstanding#as if there weren't a dozen other reasons to go to war#house of the dragon#hotd#and as if alicent wouldn't be furious to yell immediately when she sees rhaenyra after the MURDER of her grandchild in his crib#just#the most ridiculous show ever#this man had one job and he screwed it worse than d&d#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower
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Season 2 Halloween AU Part Three
Part One, Part Two
Eddie waits till the end of the day to strike.
It's after four, and almost everyone has left for the day with the exception of the teachers and the janitor --who has already given Eddie the stink eye for remaining after hours for 'no reason'.
But Eddie does have a reason, a pretty decent one too.
He's waiting for King-Steve to get out of detention.
Turns out it didn't take until lunch for the whole school to hear about Harrington and Wheeler. In fact, the way Eddie heard, Steve had been ambushed not two minutes after his conversation with Nancy by Hagan and Hargrove.
Now here was where the story differed depending on who you heard it from.
Tammy Thompson told her lunch table that Steve freaked out when Hargrove started talking shit about Nancy.
Mark Holmes told Jim Cutter that Hagan got punched in the face and Hargrove was simply defending his friend from Steve.
Sarah March told Jeff in their homeroom that Steve wound up with a black eye after gym class that morning and was almost suspended for the week.
Eddie knows there must be a thread of truth linking all of these stories together. And at this point, he'd much rather hear it straight from the source.
Plus with a black eye Harrington would be needing those glasses back.
Eddie snaps the gum in his mouth and stuffs his hands in his pockets as he leans against locker 109, certain that Steve will have to stop by before he leaves.
"Munson?"
Speak of the devil.
Eddie tilts slightly in the direction of the voice and blows out a low whistle at the sight of the shiner on Steve's face.
It's already a deep purple, though it isn't as swollen as Eddie would have thought. It matches the colour of the bags under Steve's good eye and is accentuated by how strangely pale he looks today. Steve's lip is also split down the middle, blood staining his polo collar.
Huh, so it didn't happen in gym.
"Looks like someone had an interesting day," Eddie smiles as he crosses one leg over the other and taps the tip of his chuck on the linoleum, Steve winces at the harsh squeak it makes.
"Look Munson, whatever you want, just get it over with," Steve manages to say through gritted teeth, his hands have clenched into loose fists but the same tremor from the night before has returned in full force.
Eddie pushes himself off of Steve's locker and watches as the other man tenses. Eddie rolls his eyes and reaches behind himself, grabbing the shades from where they are hanging off his back pocket. Steve's gaze follows Eddie's movements and barely halts a flinch as the sunglasses are tossed into his chest.
Steve only seems to catch them with his latent jock ability but still nearly drops them in surprise.
"You left these in my van last night," Eddie shrugs at the way Steve's head tilts slightly, he looks from the glasses in his hand to Eddie and back again with a frown.
"Oh," he breathes out, and the tension drops from Steve's frame like the strings holding him up are all at once severed.
"First a taxi service, now a courier," Eddie smirks, dropping his left hand to his hip, "how ever will you make it up to me Harrington?"
Steve grimaces, rubbing a hand down his face, he winces as it brushes the deepening bruise under his eye, "I'm sure you're about to tell me".
Eddie grins, pretending to consider his options as he lifts a ringed hand to his chin to hold it thoughtfully for a beat while Steve stands before him, looking more and more frustrated with every passing second.
"Where's the fun in that?" Eddie says with a sly smile as he steps closer, nearly into Steve's space, and leans in.
"Maybe you'll owe me one," Eddie winks as he says it before dropping his voice into a wheezing Italian affectation, "perhaps one day soon I'll call upon you for a favor--"
"What?" Steve sputters out in a strangled laugh, leaning away from Eddie's sudden proximity.
From this angle Eddie can see the slightest flush creeping down Steve's neck.
"The Godfather? You know?" Eddie raises an eyebrow at the blank expression on Steve's face, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse?"
Steve's brow pinches in confusion as he shakes his head.
"I mean," Eddie huffs, moving out of Steve's space again, "you'd probably like it, you have plenty of practice rejecting offers don't ya big boy?"
It takes a second for the words to register for both of them.
Steve's eyebrows cut creases across his forehead as they rise into his hair and Eddie immediately wants to fling himself off the gymnasium roof.
Of all the stupid, stupid things--
"Is this about the weed?" Steve asks slowly with a frown wrinkling his nose, it would be cute if Eddie wasn't beside himself with relief.
Focus.
"Yup," Eddie manages to say with a straight face despite the way his heart is racing. He clears his throat and leans backwards to drape himself against the lockers again, miscalculating how far he's moved away from them after Steve showed up.
Eddie loses his footing and slams into the metal with a loud bang, sliding down onto the floor in a leather clad heap.
"Jesus Christ," Eddie hears from above him, opening his eyes to find a pair of wide hazel ones staring into his own.
"Did you hit your head?"
Eddie ignores the question and the heat that rises in his face and ears. He wants nothing more at this moment than to tell Steve to fuck off, to leave him to crawl into a hole now and finally live the rest of his days as a Hobbit.
But King-Steve is persistent.
"Come on Munson, we should go before someone comes to see what happened, I'm not getting another detention for you," Steve huffs as he holds a hand out in front of Eddie.
Eddie looks from the outstretched hand in front of him, to Steve's face. His stupid, earnest, beautiful face, and takes his hand, grunting as he rises back to his feet.
A door opens down the hall, near the admin office and both men freeze as a pair of heels begin to click and clack their way down the hall.
"Shit," Eddie hisses at the same time Steve barks out a frantic, "Go, go, go!"
They scramble to get away from the lockers and make a beeline for the side exit, a mixture of laughter and curses echoing after them.
Eddie doesn't stop running until he reaches the driver's side door of his van.
He pants out a wild laugh and shakes his head as Steve bends at the waist with his hands braced on his knees. When Steve rights himself, there's a flush of exertion and a bright smile that is only slightly marred by the black eye and split lip.
"You're a trip Harrington," Eddie breathes out before clutching his throat, "I think I swallowed my gum back there".
Steve laughs loud and bright and Eddie can't help but watch the way his head tips back, exposing the long column of his neck. He looks up again, his eyes seem to search Eddie's face briefly before he shakes his head with an expression Eddie's never seen before.
"Yeah well," Steve huffs, his good eye crinkles at the corner from his smile, "you're not what I thought you'd be like either Munson".
And Eddie just doesn't know what to do with that.
Instead, he clears his throat and kicks at a piece of gravel that careens across the empty student parking lot.
"Where's your noble steed?" Eddie asks, his head on swivel. Harrington's car was fairly iconic around here, no way it would have been missed among the sea of beat up Ford's and Gremlins.
Steve tilts his head and frowns slightly, "I left it at Tina's remember?"
And yeah, shit, that makes sense, he must have caught the bus that morning and completely missed it with detention.
"...do you need a ride?"
"Okay".
Part four up!
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#stranger things#stranger things season 2 au#steve harrington#eddie munson#nancy wheeler#steve and nancy breakup#what would have happened if eddie had been at tinas halloween party?#this fic is going places apparently#eddie is having all sorts of complicated feelings about steve here#add a little bit of misunderstandings in the van as a treat#i will never get tired of halloween party breakup aus#you can pry them from my cold dead fingers#afewproblems writes#cw marijuana#cw injury#eddie is a clumsy goblin man and i will die on that hill#well love a man that can make us laugh with his antics and so does steve
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(sorry for leaving yāall in suspense I was grocery shopping) Surprise!! I accidentally got into Lenāen like two weeks ago. Whoops! I got ideas for cool drawings to do with each of the BPoHC shrine team members (and you-know-who, ofc, but that one might beā¦ weird lol), but Tsubakura gets to go first cause theirs is the simplest; just greyscale + red color scheme with a split background and the pose is mostly random (maybe theyāre squishing Tsurubamiās little eye thing? Idk). Very pleased with how everything worked out; the line for the eye is exactly where the dividing line for the background was and the way I managed to make the vest corseted while not changing the ribbon placement is just perfect. Although I did make their hat smaller out of the aforementioned cowardice also that thing is hard to draw
#art#digital#lenāen#tsubakura enraku#for those not in the know: Lenāen is a game series inspired by Touhou but thereās a number of things different about it and it is rapidly#spiraling off into a very complicated story and also other game genres; also every characterās gender is officially āwhateverā#This character (Tsubakura) plays like Marisa but is also a shrine maiden (priest) along with the Reimu type character#Nonbinary (to me) mad scientist.#Replaces soy sauce with calligraphy ink in every culinary application.#Made a nuclear bomb once supposedly on accident.#Locked in a blood feud with their 3(ish) absurdly powerful ex-girlfriends and this has led to at least one actual war. so far#(hello high brightness users! :D)#Apparently mastered genetic engineering and mostly uses it for stuff like making it so they can put ink in their coffee and not die from it#whatās not to love#oh ya I doubt anyone cares much since this was in the tags but I got some stuff wrong due to misunderstanding & exaggeration for comedy sryy#nuclear bomb was definitely an accident cause they got really sad about it after which is soooooo funny#they do eat ink and also soap but itās not really explained why it doesnāt kill them of why they like it#also they made an artificial human (+ several androids) whoās supposed to be an assassin and used to be an even more blatant mega reference#hasnāt actually killed anyone yet cause their first target is Tsubakura lol#and Iām barely exaggerating abt the ex girlfriend thing; they havenāt been confirmed to have dated in canon but they were quote#āclose enough to want to murder each otherā#and one of them is very homoerotic about it all the time so like rlly not that out of pocket#admittedly the one Iām drawing somewhat homoerotic art of with Tsubakura atm is probably one of the other two but whateverrrr#it still fits Arde well enough#*mgs reference
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on that note i will also never understand people who criticize arcos for treating javier like his own child. like. what do you want from the man. he found a five year old living in the streets on his own in the middle of the winter after his family was brutally murdered. what else was he supposed to do besides treating him with as much kindness and love as he would've one of his own kids. if anything my only complaint is that he didn't outright adopt javier as his own but i understand that's also a product of the setting rather than a personal fault. like genuinely what's the issue here.
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#javier asrahan#arcos frontera#i woke up with a lot of feelings about javier apparently i may be quieter about my love for him but do not misunderstand#i am just as insane about him as i am about lloyd lmao
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Petition to start explaining things better and more accurately because some of us tend to take them too literally.
#I've been struggling with this my whole life#'test is over put your pencils down' down where? the floor? I actually used to just leave my pencil on the floor sometimes...#it wouldn't have been hard to say 'put your pencils on the desk' now would it#'do you drink alcohol?' yes I do drink alcohol but not excessively. only to try it out but nooooo apparently what they meant was#'do you drink excessive amounts of alcohol?' which like. it's not that hard to ask exactly what you want an answer for#and people get annoyed when I overexplain a question. do you want a misunderstanding to happen? because I don't#I take things literally. this is not a crime. the tone or context of a conversation will usually clue me in but plain text? no#or 'normal' conversations. you have to be at least a bit exaggerating with your tone or expressions for me to catch on#thanks for coming to my ted talk#not art#text#me complaining
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