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k00ldino · 1 month ago

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update that nobody asked for on that fucking professor: we are still going strong. he is so insane, he’s like a cartoon villain to me

#i have his class in a couple of hours. jumping for joy etc etc #last friday he said if he was on the titanic he would #and i quote #‘put on a dress and try to pump milk out of his breasts’#just so you know what i’m dealing with here

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altruistark · 1 month ago

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james mcavoy was speaking FACTS. have u SEEN erik’s slutty little waist?

#x men first class #cherik #and i quote #”if anybody’s giving 🤨👈…”#one movie in and i am a bottom erik truther #yes they’d be switches but shut up i want that man dommed to within an inch of his life

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wlwvampirism · 1 month ago

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You ever just see someone have a take so bad that’s born out of the inability to be compassionate for others?

#saw somebody ranting about how books shouldn’t have tws because #and i quote #‘if you need to be warned about the contents of a fictional story then what you actually need is to seek help’#and ‘it is not the world’s job to bubble wrap you’#like that is just so hateful and for no reason two #like if tws bother you that much then don’t read them and move on #the people that do need them to not get triggered or reminded of traumatic memories are not going to force you read tws #like it is that simple #whatever happened to minding your own business?#whatever happened to kindness and compassion?#whatever happened to understanding that different people have different needs #and that just because YOU went through a traumatic experience and don’t need tws doesn’t mean every one else is the same #one of the plagues of the internet is that it convinced people that you need to voice every opinion #you don’t actually!#whatever happened to ‘if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all’#you accomplish nothing by voicing these types of thoughrs because the authors who write tws will write then regardless of what you think #by acting like this you’re only hurting random people who are just existing and living #people think it’s warranted to criticize everything strangers do in the privacy of their lives #people need to deal with the fact that other people are going to do things that you dislike or find annoying #and you just have to fucking deal with that because we’re all sharing one world and people shouldn’t be forced to not do something just-#because you don’t like it #especially not when the thing you’re annoyed by actively helps people #anyway can you tell i’m tired by these types of attitudes?#like i’m fucking sick of this type of discourse #‘audiobooks aren’t real reading’ ‘tws shouldn’t exist’ ‘[insert genre] doesn’t count as reading’#stfu stfu stfu and accept the fact that other people exist and that the world doesn’t cater to your opinion

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nintendont2502 · 1 month ago

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wheres that one post about how bullshit it is when you get into something and youre like. yeah of course youd like that. bc me with gravity falls

#only started watching it bc #and i quote #'i keep getting yaoi with that fuck ass triangle on my dash i might have no choice but to watch'#its annoyingly good so far #me.txt

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manygeese · 2 months ago

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I just listened to Epic the musical and DAM! hera’s my favorite and that is my only takeaway

(that and that “there are other ways” is my favorite song)

#she’s SO DISCO!!!! i LOVE HER #ugh she ate. Zeus can go fuck himself bc I just KNOW she gave him rancid side eye when Athena said #and I quote #“never once has he cheated on his wife #I loveeeeeeee her #hera epic the musical #hera #also I have a physical need to draw her #epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #epic the thunder saga #epic the underworld saga #epic the circe saga #epic the ocean saga #epic the cyclops saga #epic the troy saga #there are other ways #god games

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im-not-a-sheep · 2 months ago

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I remember my dad got mad at me for telling my friend that ukrainain and Russian are similar and then he proceeded to go on a rant about how they're not similar but share similarities with other slavic languages.

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#I was trying to explain to my kind of silly friend why I know ukrainain and Russian #Bc he thought ukrainain was like. Another version of Russian lol #And my dad overheard me say “they're similar” in a vc and got pissed at me #Mf forgot that my mum literally downloaded movies in russian bc they're #And I quote #Similar enough #So we could understand ukrainain a but better with the help of Russian bc we didn't have access to many ukrainain films

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the-woild-is-y-erster · 3 months ago

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chat i fear i’m cooked

#principal ratted on me LITERALLY JUST SITTING WITH MY ARM AROUND the pretty girl at school and told my mom #and i quote #”they both have no respect for authority and if they do it again there will be face to face consequences”#GIRL #so i am. quaking🥰 my timbers are shivered

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klugpuuo · 3 months ago

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at what point does "game where you somehow navigate kirby through the use of touchscreen and/or motion controls" become a game people recognize as being a kirby game

#mass attack canvas whatever rainbow curse...#i saw someone say mass attack isnt a kirby game because its just #and i quote #'a platformer with kirby characters'#as if kirby isnt already. yk. a platformer...#klug talks

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mironovs · 3 months ago

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i hate how entitled I end up feeling bc this is my sentiment but . Really really resenting that my parents aren’t going to help me with school or rent or anything while they super can

#230k income and they say they can’t afford to help. bull fucking shit #I work full time and make 30k a year and my mom said #and I quote #‘that’s it?’#YES THATS FUCKING IT HOLY SHIT?#I had to beg her to help with medical expenses for the cat she LEFT US WITH #and she says her and my dad can barely afford their house but she has never had access to their financials #so how would she know all of a sudden #I don’t know I’m struggling and I’m making a budget spreadsheet and I don’t have time for hobbies trying to do both work and school #and it makes me so angry because all my friends get help from their parents and mine just. I don’t know #I feel abandoned and hurt because it was like my mom and us against the world but she chose my dad in the end and that meant shutting us out #like whatever it is what it is. but it’s also not and I have so much hurt and anger pent up because I feel fed to the fucking wolves #btw out of their 3 kids I’m the only one they would have to pay ANY tuition for #and I’m going to a state school in the state which I was born and currently live. it would not be financially devastating.#(for them.)#fafsa is going to give me nothing unless I get married to my boyfriend so I can be an independent #bc fafsa is so fucking awful and is like mmmmm your parents will pay :) but they WONT THATS THE FUCKING POINT

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whyamiawakes · 3 months ago

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Watching this race with Nico rosberg on commentary was truly delightful, I adore that weird little man

#he’s so funny #also he was so mad he had to leave for the last 15 laps because #and I quote #I always miss the real action #f1 #italian gp 2024

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underwhelmingalchemist · 3 months ago

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So without giving away too much information, I work at a store with a very loyal customer base, and this winter we're going to get a version of one of our iconic products, but mini and four pastel colorways. They are very cute and I am looking at the product preview in horror. We have previously released other mini versions of this item, to a viral response that can only be described as, "the response to those Stanley cups on crack", and I just know they're not going to even come close to this release. And it's going to be during the year's peak, too. This product is going to hit the employee holiday season experience like that plane hit the fucking pentagon

#i showed them to a friend and they said #and i quote #'i'm storming the trader joe's capital if i don't get one of each color'#and i'm like #NO #PLEASE GOD NO #personal #vent #retail

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gimmemore14 · 3 months ago

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shoutout to the misogynist at work who called me snarly… idk about anyone else, but as a writer I’ve ALWAYS wanted to snarl something

#dreams do come true #earlier the dude had said #and I quote #‘all women are bitchy and manipulative’#he’s lucky I wasn’t around to hear that one #calling our chill trainer ‘hysterical’ was bad enough.#and I didn’t even say a THIRD of what I wanted to #kept it proffesh #still dressed him down though #writing memes #ao3 memes #fanfic memes

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faffreux · 3 months ago

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i'm sorry i started a brainrot chain in your asks 😭 there's just something so silly about saying those phrases to a grown adult with a job, much love to you

SO IT WAS YOU 🫵

Nah it’s fine it made me laugh while I’ve been bored at work LOL