#(aims my transgender beam)

[fallenclan]

are there any transfem cats?

yes! sunnytuft is transfem, though she's currently the only living one in Fallenclan. we also had Silverbelly, but she has passed away now

[lordofthesillystraws]

hello

i love Princess Peach: Showtime!

that is all

[goosedoes-fics]

Madness Headcanons

Madcom x Reader

Content Warnings: I talk about tits a lot sorry. Also mentions of organ failure and transfem Tricky

Notes: Trying to get back into the writing groove. Sorry if this is shit

HANK J WIMBLETON

If you didn't know ASL before meeting them, they would communicate primarily with hand and head movements. He's too cool to use a notepad

Not a big fan of PDA, but in private he's quite affectionate and cuddly. theyre just a big ass guard dog cmon

Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton what are you doing here????? waiting for them to play gangnam styl.

DEIMOS

Transgenda

I like to imagine Dedmos's rock face works similarly to Hank's metal jaw. It's just a rock jaw. Rock lobster.

He is an ASSHOLE (affectionate)

The kind of person to like. Punch your shoulder when they laugh

Their ideal first date is stealing the declaration of independence

If you don't make him, he will go days without showering he is SO smelly anfd SO stinky. He has GREASY ASS HAIR i just know it

SANFORD

If Hank is a guard dog he's one of those goofy dogs that look like bear cubs

VERY big fan of PDA he will smooch you anywhere. everywhere. any time any place any day

He takes missions more seriously than Deimos but outside of missions he is just a big fat goofball

I'm going to place my hands directly on his man tits. anyways where was I

He lost his nipples in The War

I'm kidding. He lost them during top surgery.

At this point i'm aiming the transgenderification beam at all of them. nobody is safe. BE TRANSGENDER

DOC

Sometimes he wears his hair down and it's like a mullet w/ shaved sides

Out of all of them he's the most adverse to PDA but! In private he is very sweet. very silly

Hey are you okay with being tested on? Yeah? Cool will you drink this organ failure potion I brewed

Plays the piano sometimes! He might serenade you if you ask nicely

TRICKY

BE TRANSGENDER. (shoots her with my transfem beam)

Yeah so he/she bigender Tricky is real. Krinkels told me himself

He is like a big weird dog as well. He might lick your face (don't let him zed spit is slightly acidic)

Probably likes PDA the most. She will make out with you very grossly and sloppily in the middle of McDonalds

Very soft very fluffy. Which is surprising considering how many times he's died

His tail is somewhat prehensile, he could dangle from a tree branch if he tried hard enough

CHURCH AND JORGE

They are very good at sharing!

Sorry not sorry yandere enjoyers but they would NOT kill someone for looking at you they would be like haha yeah everyone should look at our awesome fucking partner theyre so cool and hot

Sometimes they forget how big they are compared to you so they might try to like flop over on you. Pigpile on the small one

Very prone to roughhousing and play fighting but they'll be gentle if you ask

BEEFY BOYS 😍

[spooksier]

please talk about your trans headcanons 🙏🙏🙏🙏

aight, rapid fire transsexualism.

martin blackwood's trophy wife, jonathan sims the archivist. most nonbinary person alive. literal embodiment of this tweet

jonathan sims the archivist's trophy wife, martin blackwood. just open your eyes, that is a transgender man. no further questions.

melanie king. trans woman and light of my life. got soooo fucking pissed when she found out jon was also trans bc she hates having things in common with him.

link. i don't what direction he's trans in but by god is she. just fucking look at them. hylia's strongest hrt soldier.

steven quartz universe. TRANSGENDERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!...............in every way possible. a true ftmtftmtftm champion.

dipper pines. obviously a trans guy, c'mon we all know that.

GWEN STACY TRANS GIRL SUPREMACY!!!!!!!! STAND FOR THE FLAG!

that's all for now but just know im always aiming that transgender beam and firing randomly

[ghostofafruit]

New think I'm gonna do, trans january. Not a daily thing but a thing I'm gonna do this month.

Here's a list of characters I'm aiming to hit with my transgender beam. Will I get all of them? Probably not, it's just a neat idea.

Percy Jackson (Genderfluid)

Aziraphale (he realises he's just a guy? Which given angels and demons arent meant to really relate to gender like that is trans?)

James Potter (transwoman)

James Potter (transman)

Jane Facciano (transwoman)

The Doctor (nonbinary, specifically 13)

Rose Tyler (transwoman, but shush no ones meant to know)

[strange-doll-child]

Can't believe the anon never sent this so I shall

Aiming my Trans beam at the Singing Busts. All 5 of them become transgender real

TRANS THEM, MUPPET!!

[boreal-sea]

Characters from my childhood I'm aiming my transgender beam at

Image description: 1: Ami Mizuno from Sailormoon, 2: Sheik from Zelda, 3: Lucrezia Noin from Gundam Wing.

They are all trans men now. You can't stop me.

[aradiamegido]

(fires up the transgender swag beam and aims it at my ocs)

alright fuckers, who's next

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

Previous Minami anon Okay you are right Minami being extremely cis and just inexplicably coming across as though he's swag is really really funny I just made him trans on a whim for a joke with my genderweird trans yakuza OC. Anyways yeah can we talk about his silliness his stupidity and his problems disorders <33 do you ever think about how insane it is that Minami wants to be Majima so badly he literally copies his voice down to accent/lingo/vocal ticks??. Whats wrong with him <33 (Shakes him)

i completely understand and i share your attitude.... fuck you its wizard time(zaps bitches with my transgender beam..........

"do you ever think about" don't be silly.... u know the answer is of COURSE i do!! what is GOING ON WITH HIM!!!!

i know it's largely due to narrative roles in which they need A Fool to crack the jokes while Majima's going serious'd but i also believe its a part of his inherent immaturity... if we are to feed off the scraps from rggo then he's been here since 2005 (possibly a little bit earlier, though i swear i remember it being specified that he was "fresh-faced", so it wouldn't have been too terribly long ago) and has only arounndddd half a decade under his belt of being Yakuza when we meet him... we'll never get an age confirmed for him but he could easily be 25 or even younger in Y4. on top of his blatant disregard for tradition (his tattoos, the way he "dresses".....) dude's young at heart at the very least!!!

he's a manchild with a big sparkly hero he looks up to... which is really only an extra step beyond what all the other grown-man-ducklings do this series loves having, but never keeping...... just really playing up the whole teacher/guider and student/guided dynamic. i think it's at its funniest (and most tragic) when Majima dont even like him much, and the more he emulates him the LESS he likes him

i'll wrap this up after this but i like to HC that he's kindof directionless in that sense.... he's found His Spot and he's happy with his lot in life and just aims to keep it up. when the Tojo has its big oopsie in Y7 his reaction is to get sooooo sloppy pissfaced drunk (which is another problem/disorder/silly of his i could yammer on and on about) that he couldn't care less about making a ruckus anywhere he goes. he's, like... just so fucked......... it's so over. and without any guidance he just keeps on keepin' on, doing whatever.

...this is where i would link my Saejima Becomes Gokudo Rehab Teacher idea and how Minami obviously plays into that, if i had it typed it up on tumblr. i haven't done that yet. its on twitter but i wanna post it here. i should get on that

[vanillaearwig]

WOAH. transgenderism be upon ye!

Bonus:

I forgot Alligators are also hatched from eggs

[jubilee-lining]

id love to hear your headcanons!! im currently stuck with the tf2 braincell and would like to speak with other people who are too -🎭

THE TF2 BRAINCELL AFFECTS US ALL

Rn I'm thinking about Engineer a lot. *marge simpson voice* I just think hes neat!

I feel like Dell would be a pretty asocial person most of the time. He's kinda introverted and doesn't tend to hang around with the team much, instead spending most of his time in his garage/workshop/bedroom. He's got like a little loft area in there (think like that one spot in Kleiners lab in hl2), with a hammock thats his bed, a tiny dresser, a dispenser, and some misc tools lying around. Hes a very messy person.

He's also trans and has ADHD. Why? Because I said so. I see funny tf2 characters and aim my transgender-neurodivergentification beam at them

[megadarkbouquettidalwavethings]

Burberry shows its colors for designer Bailey’s swansong

LONDON (Reuters) – Burberry’s star designer Christopher Bailey bid goodbye to the British brand on Saturday with a colour-infused show, showcasing designs with a rainbow twist on the label’s famed check print on a catwalk lit with laser beams.

Bailey is leaving Burberry after 17 years, during which time he helped propel the brand, known for its trench coats and camel, black and red check, into a label of global prominence.

His last collection, unveiled during London Fashion Week at a giant warehouse that once served as a bus depot, featured a youthful, street culture vibe, from slinky tracksuits to fleecy oversized hoodies paired up with voluminous skirts.

Bold colors dominated the designs, from the chunky knitted sweaters with geometrical patterns to the rainbow checks featured throughout, in a celebration of the symbol of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community.

The catwalk display ended with a multi-color lighting spectacular, as Bailey waved goodbye to a standing ovation.

“It’s quite poignant, there’s people I’ve worked with here since the beginning of my career. It’s been a very special night,” Bailey told Reuters after the show. “The company has got such incredible things ahead and I‘m excited now to be able to watch Burberry continue to flourish and fly.”

Model Cara Delevingne displays a creation during the Burberry show at London Fashion Week, in London, Britain February 17, 2018. REUTERS/Paul Hackett

Bailey is stepping down from Burberry’s board at the end of March and will lend support to the brand’s management until the end of 2018. He said he would be spending time out with his family but was also open to other moves.

“I‘m just speaking to lots of people, there’s lots of fun exciting projects out there. So we’ll see, I‘m not in any rush at all,” Bailey said.

British model and actress Cara Delevingne, one of the faces of Burberry campaigns, closed the runway show in a flowing striped rainbow cape.

Model Kate Moss and actresses Keira Knightley and Naomi Watts were also among celebrities hogging the front row for Bailey’s swansong.

Angela Ahrendts, who was Burberry chief executive between 2006 and 2014 and is now a senior executive at Apple, said she had been “honored” to work with Bailey, and returning to see his final show had been a “bitter-sweet” experience.

“He is one of the greatest visionaries in the world,” Ahrendts said, wearing a white Burberry shirt with a safety pin neck fastening.

Bailey’s replacement has yet to be announced. Burberry is in the midst of a strategy overhaul under CEO Marco Gobbetti aimed at taking the brand more upmarket.

Reporting by Sarah White and Paul Sandle; Editing by Hugh Lawson

Our Standards:The Thomson Reuters Trust Principles.

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[colby-jac-cheese]

beta testers

i have decided to follow my friend advice, and post a single hamilton fanfiction of my own on here. just to see if people would like my writing and stuff. 

two history majors alex and andrew have been chosen through a lottery to beta test the newest prototype for a time machine. all participants get to choose what ever time they with to go too, be it the future or the past. only rule is you can’t bring anyone or anything back from wherever it is you go. so of course our little history majors and hamilton fans decide to go to the american revolution.

“ok now remember girls, these are just prototypes.” we both nodded listening intently to doctor tucker. he handed us a little capsule, holding the condensed machine. “they might have a few bugs, and will most likely overheat so i would change into something to accommodate for that.” alex looked down at her oversized hoodie, before looking over at her fellow classmate and beta tester andrew wearing a fairly puffy jacket. she sighed, peeling off her hoodie, leaving her in only a tank top, and some gym shorts. andrew did the same looking down disgusted at his body. allow me to explain, andrew is transgender. female to male, so he hates the fact that he now had to change into something that wouldn't hide his “figure” as he called it. i pressed the small activation button on the top of the capsule, watching as the machine unfolded in front of us. “just type the date into the dashboard inside and you're off. when you come back, tell us how everything worked and what improvements need to be made.” mr. tucker explained pointing at the small dashboard. andrew and i shared a knowing look, smiling as we raced over to input the year we had agreed on.

september 26, 1781. a few days before the start of the battle of yorktown.

alexander hamilton peered over the map in deep thought. lafayette pointed at a small set of troup figures mumbling about how they would be too exposed there, which in turn had john laurens move them a bit deeper into the surrounding woods. general washington watched intently, adding in when he saw fit. the tense and quiet atmosphere was only shattered by a loud bang, and the sound of two women shouting. “overheats my ass, we almost caught on fire!” “alex calm down.” we heard a loud think on metal, followed by a small hiss and yelp. “that things red hot, and you decided it's a good idea to punch it? come on you're supposed to be smart here.” getting over our shock of the loud sounds, we all grab our guns quickly making out way out incase they where british troops. what they saw instead sent the entire group into a mad blushing frenzy. two tall women stood near a strange metal object that seemed to give off so much heat you could see the steam rising off of it. only problem was the women seemed to be nearly naked. one with long brown hair clutched her hand, and from what alexander could see it was red and getting blisters. that must be the one that had supposedly punched whatever the large metal dome was. the other had hair so short that if not for the rest of her body alex would have mistaken her for a man. though her voice was oddly deep. “shut up you dick.” the men choked at such vulgar language coming from a woman. “hey guilty as charge WOAH ok they have guns.” the taller woman said, finally noticing the group of blushing yet armed men. “well we can put down in out notes that it worked at least.” “and that tucker need to get a cooling system on the same thing before it melts us to death.” “who are you.” laf said aiming his gun with a slightly steadier hand. the girls both rose their hands quickly, the shorter one flinching from the red and irritated skin. “woah woah mon ami we mean no harm!” she stated. “look my name is alex, and this brute over here is andrew. were from the future, and were beta testers from a new time machine.”  she explained quickly. “bull shit.” hurc growled aiming his gun with laf. “no no no, we can prove it!” ‘alexander’ shouted lowering his hands slightly. “look just let me prove it ok?” we all watched as the woman slid her hand into a pocket of her pants. hurc let out a small warning making her freeze the slowly continue to pull out whatever she was getting. alex grinned catching on to what she was doing as soon as she saw the strange little box. “oh yeah, we still have those on us.” she reached down, hissing as she forgot her blistering hand was the one that reached into and brushed against the harsh fabric. lafayette’s eyes flickered for a moment, torn between safety and helping the obviously injured woman. he lowers his gun after a split second when he sees the single tear that makes its way down the girl's face. “ow that hurt.” she moaned cradling her hand. “that's why you don’t punch red hot metal idiot.” we both flinched at the harsh language. reaching with her other hand instead she pulls out a similar box, only this one has a strange covering on it with a picture of a man standing on a star pointing upwards. “ok so what's that supposed to mean?” john mumbled confused. both girls spared him a pitying look, as if they knew something we didn't. “this is a phone. in out time we can look up anything we want to from it, and even talk to people on the other side of the world within seconds. here, i’ll play some music i have downloaded.” alex states eagerly tapping the now illuminated screen. we all jump at the sounds coming from the box. a man can be heard speaking with a sing song voice. “how does a bastard, orphan son of a whore and a scotsman-” andrew reached over turning it off with a slight chuckle. “you have no chill man. playing the musical about them? really?” “what i thought it was a good choice? it was either that or heathers.” “wait back up, a musical? about us?” hercules asked shocked. “well namely about alexander but it overes all of you. t tells all of your story, about the revolution and everything.” alex explained wincing at her hand brushing up on her shirt. “ici, let me help you wrap that wound up.” laf said springing into action. alex smiled grateful at the towering frenchmen. though it was quite funny how tall the two girls were. alex was only a head shorter than him, something that was impressive for a woman. andrew stood at about the same height as he did though, towering over all but washington and lafayette himself. as he wrapped her hand in a bandage wincing as her face shifted to one of pain, andrew showed up a few features of this “phone” just the music and the moving screen had been enough, but it wasn't long before the woman had a devious smirk on her face watching john attempt to beat her score on a game she called “flappy birds.” “all you have to do is tap the screen when you see the bird going down, and maneuver him through the pipes. alex had a feeling she was up to something. and soon john was kneeling and shushing us in an attempt to remain concentrated. “so, may i ask what s the world like where you come from?” “oh it's hell.” alex called. this caused the men to tense up. “oh shut up, the world is fine you just got a bad draw.” “yeah and you still owe me 20 bucks.” andrew snorted rather unlady like, as she rolled her eyes. “you guys end up winning the revolution, and america becomes one of the biggest powerhouses for a while, but things kinda balanced out. you own like half of the continent, but our politic are kinda bad because of who is our president at the moment. i’ll be honest things have had their ups and downs.” “eat dog shit, the country has been a rollercoaster ever since 2016. there's a reason they skipped that year at first.” “the economy is stabilizing now though, don’t just tell them the bad.” “oh yeah england got freedom from the uk that year as well, so that was cool.” “canada was a safe haven, until it was closed off to americans for a while due to some disagreements.” “oh alexander, a zoo named a camel alexander hamilton after you, be proud!” and so the girls went back and forth listing off things that had been happening. all the while we listened in shock. “we had really won.” i mumbled a smile growing on my face.” “oh and john slavery was abolished in 1865.” “though there was still tension. there still is today.” john beamed brightly at that news. again a flash of sadness came over the two, as they looked away. of course. they were from the future so they knew how and when we would die. and by the looks they give him and i can tell it's not pretty. alex stood thanking lafayette, before walking over to john and hugging him. “sorry had to, i was just always so proud of how you stood up for what you knew was right.” it was this that started a round of hugs, giveing vague praises on things they have yet to do. i noticed that alex had suddenly lost her little spark. her smile seemed strained now, and didn't reach her eyes.

i will make a part two if people want it! please leave any response in the comments or feel free to message me!

[megadarkbouquettidalwavethings]

Burberry shows its colors for designer Bailey’s swansong

LONDON (Reuters) – Burberry’s star designer Christopher Bailey bid goodbye to the British brand on Saturday with a colour-infused show, showcasing designs with a rainbow twist on the label’s famed check print on a catwalk lit with laser beams.

Bailey is leaving Burberry after 17 years, during which time he helped propel the brand, known for its trench coats and camel, black and red check, into a label of global prominence.

His last collection, unveiled during London Fashion Week at a giant warehouse that once served as a bus depot, featured a youthful, street culture vibe, from slinky tracksuits to fleecy oversized hoodies paired up with voluminous skirts.

Bold colors dominated the designs, from the chunky knitted sweaters with geometrical patterns to the rainbow checks featured throughout, in a celebration of the symbol of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community.

The catwalk display ended with a multi-color lighting spectacular, as Bailey waved goodbye to a standing ovation.

“It’s quite poignant, there’s people I’ve worked with here since the beginning of my career. It’s been a very special night,” Bailey told Reuters after the show. “The company has got such incredible things ahead and I‘m excited now to be able to watch Burberry continue to flourish and fly.”

Model Cara Delevingne displays a creation during the Burberry show at London Fashion Week, in London, Britain February 17, 2018. REUTERS/Paul Hackett

Bailey is stepping down from Burberry’s board at the end of March and will lend support to the brand’s management until the end of 2018. He said he would be spending time out with his family but was also open to other moves.

“I‘m just speaking to lots of people, there’s lots of fun exciting projects out there. So we’ll see, I‘m not in any rush at all,” Bailey said.

British model and actress Cara Delevingne, one of the faces of Burberry campaigns, closed the runway show in a flowing striped rainbow cape.

Model Kate Moss and actresses Keira Knightley and Naomi Watts were also among celebrities hogging the front row for Bailey’s swansong.

Angela Ahrendts, who was Burberry chief executive between 2006 and 2014 and is now a senior executive at Apple, said she had been “honored” to work with Bailey, and returning to see his final show had been a “bitter-sweet” experience.

“He is one of the greatest visionaries in the world,” Ahrendts said, wearing a white Burberry shirt with a safety pin neck fastening.

Bailey’s replacement has yet to be announced. Burberry is in the midst of a strategy overhaul under CEO Marco Gobbetti aimed at taking the brand more upmarket.

Reporting by Sarah White and Paul Sandle; Editing by Hugh Lawson

Our Standards:The Thomson Reuters Trust Principles.

The post Burberry shows its colors for designer Bailey’s swansong appeared first on dailygate.