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au where fiddleford ends up coming back after stan loses ford and they work together to fix the portal
(and also they fall in love)
#fidd has a type#that type is the stans#😭😭#man i’ve been meaning to draw fiddauthor but. i clearly got sidetracked and focused on the other twin#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#i’ve been so unmotivated to draw so this is the best ur getting lollll#anyway#i got caught up thinking about ford² and didn’t stop to think about the possibilities#i am opening my eyes rn#ford² failed because of billford which then leads to fiddlestan amen#i’m still an old men ford² endgame truther but#in this au… maybe old men fiddlestan is endgame#a world where fidd never abuses the memory gun….. where he doesn’t lose himself in his 30s or whatever……..#god think of the possibilities actually.#stan runs the mystery shack but instead of stupid shit he shows off inventions and stuff fidd makes
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Shares some quick studies of my wife when no one's looking
#undertale yellow#ut yellow#uty#starlo uty#uty starlo#fan art#my art#so many fucking tags help 💥#this dude's head shape is a mystery to me. like i know it's a star but the thing is that i cant draw stars 0(-(#nor hats actually. this design is very yomielphobic /j#kinda man that says Aw shucks. guy that says Oh heavens#i have Many Thoughts about this silly sheriff. please talk to me i am Normal (<- real) (<- LIES SHE'S LYING RUN)#me vs the world (drawin starlo a bit wider bc he's still a farmer and not a twink /lh)#i've seen some people give him a tail tho... thats so darn cute....#he's kind. he values & protects whats important to him. he's cute as well. he can sing. he's a dork. he can sew?? I'm buyin a ring right NO
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Wait, girl in red? Are you female??
no i’m a ✨mystery✨
….but actually yes lmaooo
#i’m still a ✨mystery✨!!!#and this blog is like in my head a separate entity of myself as like a person?#lmao but yes#also why’d you phrase is like that anon?? lmao#anyways#alexa play girl in red#ask#the hellsite answers#anonymous#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#also#I woke up to this ask and was like ‘nope can’t answer bc mystery✨’#but also then I remembered like 90% of the people on here think i’m like an 80 year old man😭#which is absolutely hilarious and adds to the lore#but I got called ‘LITTLE MAN’ in an ask#and like 1. that’s absolutely hilarious#2. even if I was a little man why would you call someone that in an ask bc it so hilariously condescending lmao#and so yeah lmao#oh also i’ve literally posted my spotify on here (which everyone should check out and totally not get rickrolled in the process :)#but I put actual playlists at the bottom and those are. like. so wlw#so anyways yeah#alexa play girl in red even louder
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wait.........let him cook 👀💯🔥
#cary elwes#<-liminal space man ............#mine#the saw (2004) sundance experience...........oh. the twilight zone episode that u ARE#this series of photographs is so fuckin arcane and mysterious#incredible 2 know that back while he was goofing and gaffing w/dale cooper. in utah.#he also. apparently. took the time to cook himself a delectable (allegedly. sources still out on this) atkins.........diet meal#and somebody chose to photograph him doin so .........#for promo ??? for that sweet sweet atkins aesthetic ??? who knows ???#edit: in retrospect. lowkey. this is just how blonde men w/blue eyes live#in-between dimensions. beanie ON. skillet full of slop#nothing strange here actually
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i am going to combat the babygirl-ification of elias bouchard by saying that he is balding. the top of his head is hairless and he has got a little ring of gray hair around his head.
#🍂 arian's shit#rusty quill presents: this man has too many eyes.#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#tma#tma headcanons#he would still be hot#i said what i said#why are people so allergic to having characters be anything that is not neat dark hair with spotless and clear skin#not a sign of aging on their face#it's rather embarrassing but when i was listening to tma#i imagined him to be looking like my math teacher...#that's probably because he is sort of like the adult i most look up and like elias#he is rather smart. mysterious. funny sometimes. but like ruthless#my mental image of elias turned to the twink elias oncelor elias as one called him#but i should start imagining him as my math teacher now actually
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- IM A MAGIC MAN -
Betty and magic man art!!!! Cuz!!!! Look me in the eyes and fuckin TELL me these two were not a fucked up / death spiral / make each other worse duo… you CANNOT!!! THEY ARE THE SAME!!! THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER!! IN A WAY NO ONE ELSE POSSIBLY COULD… and! I just rlly wanted to draw them ghghg- cuz! I think there whole thing is interesting! Complicated as hell! Yes! But also interesting! Also made an extra meme thing w em too:
#adventure time#betty grof#magic man#normal man#king man#at magic man#adventure time magic man#doodles#THIS GUYS FUCKING NAME… bane of my existence…#I wanna like. scour the internet for any old fan content of him but it’s SO DIFFICULT… cuz of his stupid fucking name!!!#but uh. yeah anyway… THESE TWO ARE SO INTERESTING TO ME IM SORRY#cinematic parallels… they are dealing w the same fucking shit.#they can see themselves in each other… but they hate themselves…#it paradoxically makes them both viscous w each other yet also having this solidarity and understanding!!!#and I love that!!!!!#i wanna kno wtf they were doing together when they weren’t on screen!!!! how did they meet!!! what got them to first work together!!!#it’s so interesting!!!! I kno I keep repeating that but it’s cuz it’s true ghfh-#ignore the lil bar at the bottom of the meme image it’s from my phone ghg#I guess they probably first met and stuff cuz of Betty’s research into wizards and stuff actually.. that mystery has been solved ghgh#but STILL… I wanna… I want more of them interacting they like scratch an itch in my brain idek how to describe it ghg#also if… any of the words or tags in this post make no sense… it’s cuz I wrote all this after drawing for like 8 hours straight..#also I refused to turn my music off while trying to write which. didn’t help ghgh-#I stand by the fact that these two have an extremely interesting dynamic that I want to see more ppl talk about tho!#I just. feel there’s a chance I probably didn’t articulate my thoughts on it well on account of my brain being mush ghghg#also n regards to the ‘make each other worse’ thing. I actually think after U Forgot Ur Floaties magic man is actually trying to help Betty#he just fucking sucks at it gHG- but he is trying!#I kinda think betty is trying to be nice to him too honestly… like even tho bringing up trying to save margles is actually SUPER fucked up#I think it IS betty trying to be nice to him.. like ‘ur my friend! I’m gonna save my guy. we can fuckin save ur guy too…’ like!!!#these 2 are both trying to be helpful in there own ways but they both are fucking dog shit at it ghgh-
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Hi GT,
Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but I absolutely love the recs you've given (you've introduced me to tomione, and I love it!) and I was wondering if it's possible to give you some recs in return? There are some books and fics that definitely have dramione / got vibes, and I was wondering if I could share them with you!
So glad you've enjoyed them! Feel free to rec me anything you want. I've read most of the classic recs in terms of fic and adjacent content (Cruel Prince et al), but I'll try anything that's well-written. My tastes run towards weird and/or audaciously creative stuff, and I can forgive a lot of weaknesses in plot on the grounds of (1) ambition or (2) character work. My turnoffs are instalove, protagonists who can't fail, and most Y/A (I'm not a hater, I swear, I just need characters who can say "fuck" when their leg gets chopped off.)
I'm also a fan of weird and fucked-up dynamics.(Wuthering Heights was my favorite book for a while, and as a teenager I wrote an AU in which the book ends on a long sex scene where Heathcliff fucks Cathy's ghost and then immediately gets murdered by Catherine 2.) Obviously, I am very normal.
#greenteacup asks#my beef with Y/A is mostly expressed in a dissonance between tone and content#LOVE the content. dystopia fantasy horror sex and blood — awesome. but question. why are they all saying 'darn'?#like in the vampire diaries where they'll watch people get eaten and then 2 episodes later be like 'omg SCHOOL DANCE'#(EDIT: actually in fairness. on the vampire diaries. it was mostly just caroline that did that. unfair example my apologies)#& i distinguish this critique from a common bitch-and-moan complaint about tv shows being interested in 'girly' things#like relationships and social standing. that is not my complaint. that shit is delicious. i will chomp that shit for days#my issue is that when the stakes oscillate wildly from episode to episode and i can't tell what the main thing is#like sorry. a story with murder in it is always going to be about murder. you can't make it not about murder#unfortunately! many have tried.#and in general i have difficulty reading about teenagers bc—#(she says having written 600k words about them OKAY I KNOW. i contain multitudes.)#because they're either mini-adults (preferred flavor. jude in the cruel prince nails this) or like leetol babies to me#and unless it's something like the hunger games where the Leetol Baby thing is part of the story#i'm like. hang on. you're 12 what are you doing here#percy jackson was hard for me to re-read as an adult for this reason#which is why they're enjoyable for teenagers! because as a teenager you DO feel like an adult#and you like reading books that treat you like one! nothing wrong with that! healthy even!#only then you get past the teenage years (mashallah) and you get stuff like twilight#where of COURSE bella doesn't think twice about 117 year old man falling in love with her#because he looks like a rich mysterious 17-year-old hottie#but you reread it later and it's like um well. that. could be explored a little more maybe.#i'm not even necessarily opposed to it. candidly. still team edward. i just think the dynamic should be more fucked up and juicy.#which Y/A authors are often reluctant to do. like. COWARDS! face the nasty consequences of your narrative decisions!#anyhow. you didn't ask for any of this. please give me your recs lovely person you seem very nice.
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Undertale characters' height (in pixel)
* Flowey - 20 pixels (21 with all petals)
* Monsterkid - 25 pixels (27 with spikes)
* Asriel - 28 pixels
* Frisk and Chara - 29 pixels
* Sans - 30 pixels
* Alphys - 28 pixels (31 with spikes or if she’d stop slouching)
* Muffet - 32 pixels (35 with hair and her heels are not too high)
* Napstablook - 33 pixels
* Mad Mew Mew - 39 pixels (41 with ears)
* Mettaton - 42 pixels (45 with surface)
* Papyrus - 42 pixels
* Undyne - 47 pixels (54 with hair)
* Mystery man- 48 pixels
* Mettaton EX - 52 pixels
* Toriel - 50 pixels (52 with horns)
* Asgore - 54 pixels (61 with horns)
Bonus
And version without background if you need it for whatever reason
#undertale#in brackets I wrote the full height of the sprites#without them - actual height of each character#I didn't count hair of some characters (for example Mettaton) because they are not THAT fluffy (like Undyne)#here we go#flowey#monsterkid#asriel#frisk#chara#sans#alphys#muffet#napstablook#mad mew mew#mettaton#papyrus#undyne#gaster#(actually mystery man but still)#mettaton ex#toriel#asgore#height chart#character height#trivia
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Jacqueline Pearce guest stars as fashion model Leonie Peters, but it could be she's mixed up in bank robbery and murder in New Scotland Yard: The Banker (1.10, LWT, 1972)
#fave spotting#jacqueline pearce#new scotland yard#blakes 7#blake's 7#supreme commander servalan#the banker#1972#lwt#a very pleasant surprise!#coming in the middle of a fairly fallow period in Jac's career; she'd started strong‚ making a couple of films for Hammer and having notable#guest starring spots in shows like Man in a Suitcase (follow the fave spotting tag for a sight of her looking very glamorous and cute in#a pixie cut and designer dresses for that show) but after a bitter divorce she'd moved to the US for a while‚ training at Lee Strasberg's#actors studio and taking some non acting jobs. she was back in blighty by '72 (clearly) but her career had lost a little momentum; thus she#ended up with smaller supporting spots for a few years until B7 called and made her wonderfully immortal as the iconic Servalan#here she's ostensibly a model‚ but suspicions are raised when the owner of a fashion house is assassinated in broad daylight (and as one#woman police officer points out‚ rather uncharitably i thought‚ Jac is neither tall enough nor skinny enough to fit the typical#model form). cue some mystery biz‚ but it isn't really a top drawer episode‚ and Jac only has a couple of scenes to play with#she is‚ of course‚ captivating; it's her who makes the mystery really compelling‚ as her strange‚ frightened reactions draw the inevitable#questions about what's actually going on in this boutique salon. there was still a few years before the Supreme Commander would turn up#onscreen but Jac busied herself plugging away in guest spots and developing a respectable stage career
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"Cuhut it out- you guys!" "Nu-uh, not until you're all perked up first! You don't want those gym challengers meetin' with an ol' mopey leader, do ya?" "Whitney's right, dear friend. No need to hide that beautiful smile of yours, alright?~"
What it takes to cheer up Johto's beloved ghost boy 👻💕
#some incredibly self-indulgent fluff for my own sake SKJDFSNDFS#Morty was having one of Those days where the weight of his responsibilities as leader and expectations as someone meant to bring back Ho-Oh#-felt a little too heavy to handle (more so than usual)#luckily his best friends (and mayhaps crush of nearly an entire decade) are here to take a stand against his low mood 🤼#I've been having brainrot of Whitney's dynamics with these two alrighttttt they all deserve to be silly with each other#best wingman award goes to this girlie for putting up with these two's mutual pining antics for years sdkfjskjdfh#the way I see it Morty and Whitney were besties way back before they had even become leaders (with Morty being the older between them)#there were definitely rumors going around between their towns about how they're an item#when the reality is that Whitney's more focused on winning the affections of the other cute girls she hangs out with#while Morty's a repressed gay lad burdened with religious guilt SDJFHUISJDNFS /LH /LH#the second Whitney caught wind of Morty actually developing a crush on someone you just Know she was on his ass Immediately#asking about aaall the details--who he is- what he does- how he dresses- if he could even conceivably pass her standards of how a--#--fitting partner for her best friend's meant to be#to which an incredibly exasperated Morty struggles to answer because Eusine is just beyond his comprehension /affectionate#when Whitney does eventually get to meet him in person the first time she most certainly takes a jab at his fashion sense SDKJFSDFNS#BUT they do end up getting along a lot better than Morty braced for- which was a huge relief to him#it soon reaches that point where Eusine's secretly asking her for details on the things Morty likes and how to possibly impress him#all the while Morty's asking her for advice on how he could cope with his feelings when he's still unsure on whether they'd be requited#Whitney finds the whole ordeal simultaneously very funny and perhaps one of the most frustrating things imaginable SDKJFSKDNFS#enough of me yapping thouuughhhhhh I should save that for its own post 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️#pokemon tickle#gym leader morty#morty pokemon#gym leader whitney#whitney pokemon#mystery man eusine#eusine pokemon#eusine#lee!morty#ler!eusine
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I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.
The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.
#uncle Ben dies still but it’s not Peters fault but he ends up idolizing super hero’s hard#cause he believes that if one got there in time he could’ve been saved and dreamed of being the hero to do it#and then he got bit on a school feild trip to an oscorp sponsored science center where a mysterious new breed of spider was being shown and#got out and being the brave boy he is he found and caught it but not before being bit#all the villains are the same age if not a tad younger give or take a year#and they alls are like does that new hero seem a little childish? yeah he acts like a 4th grader and peters like#um actually a 5th grader 🤓#he’d still be scarily smart for a kid his age cause the villains are only slightly more forgiving in this version#all his friends are his age and he’s a paper boy for the daily bugle instead and he would end his adventures reading the paper about his#exploits like his very own comic book and he sends in pictures of himself doing dumb stuff as a joke but Jameson is like#this ten year old is our best photographer and Eddie ‘grown ass has beef with a kid’ Brock hates him#like tbh only harry mj gwen and his high school mates are his age villains are adults cause it’s funnier#peter parker#peter b parker#spider-man#spiderman#spidersona#Spiderverse#a technicality but yeah#Spider-Man(?) au#I’m gonna think about this for a bit
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Paul George on Stephen A. Smith’s Kawhi Leonard jab: “I didn’t like that moment… Kawhi wants to play… We exhausted a lot out of Kawhi this season. So at some point your body breaks you down… I didn’t appreciate that moment. I know I laughed because the situation was lighthearted, but deep down it was like you gotta let that go, Stephen A.”
Paul George, knight in shining armor
#HE DOES . u know. defend his girlbosses#as a good malewife husband soes#but like... he'll defend them.. five days after the fact#like hes just zoned out during the actual time of necessary defense#thinking about what new gaming chair to buy for himself whilst squinting harshly#i think tauruses and caps get shoehorned into being hashtag Daddies hashtag when it comes to personalities#like yes theyre grounded but that also means they like to duck into their little safety hovels sometimes#if a taurus is in an uncomfortable place/position.. they will often just smile& think abt how much they miss their regular place of comfort#until the moment passes#'oh but theyre so stubborn and loyal! theyll stand up for anyone! all the time!' stubbornness can ironically flucuate#theyre still showing stubbornness! just to the fact that they wanna go home. and they need this moment to pass#and if they bring something up rn.. it will not pass rn#this kind of thinking does not always bode well with fire signs#as much as i love to bully paul .. seeing others do it just isnt the same.. it does not come from a place of love in the end !!#'hes always been a coward-- too afraid to step up and be the bad guy. do the dirty work' no girl hes just a bit stupid#hes literally excitedly told reporters that hes soooo hyped up to try and be the rebound passer guy today#and then one game later hes like 'yea i kinda did too much.. that was.. not good 😔'#like he is doing the best in his mind! his doing bad is not out of bad intent! it's good intent and he is just failing miserably at it#LEAVE MY CRINGEFAIL MALEWIFE ALONE ‼️‼️‼️#MY CANCELLED GIRLFAILURE !!#he just wants to be a trophy husband to a terrifying strange and unusual mystery of a man like isnt that why we wrote dracula#is this not why creepypasta self insert y/n imagines exist on wattpad ?#paul george is just a y/n living in a spiteful world#LMFAOOO#hes so stupid i want to kill him but no one else can kill him but me ok#pg13 years old
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i am never going to recover from the death shroud radio play actually
#liz blogs#fallout 4#death shroud#its been in my watch later for like 3 months now and i just got around to listening to it all the way through#its got everything. its got nick valentine. it's got Funny Bits. it's got amazing universe writing. it's got a mystery.#its got nick valentine again. yes i'll mention him twice he's my peepaw :) nice old man#i should have expected That Ending with Those Voice Actors Present but i was still Unprepared for where that went#demonicae#bitch. i get it now. i get what you meant by 'it was relevant to my interest in more ways than one.' holy shit#that ending was crack to my brain i tell you#it starts like 'oh yeah thismight as WELL be canon though' and ends like 'oh my god thats so delightfully silly and fanfic-y. ... but still#-relatively in the bounds of canon even with that premise.' its good. oh my god its good#obscure videogame crack lore about glados and claptrap dating my beloved. that's the stupidest shit i ever seen (affectionate)#now THAT is a crackship. they are SO divorced#i was not ready for any of that oh my fucking GODDDDD hELP ME#also i never considered nora and danse dating but actually. thats really funny. she has a type. she just replaced her fucking husband#its basically the same guy twice.
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I would like to hear about your oc 👉👈 i thrive off of oc content
:D!
Okay so I'm still working it all out, but basically this 19 year old girl wanders into an abandoned building. She was dared to enter the property but then she saw this cat and she chases after it. The building is condemned for a Reason though and the floor winds up giving out while she explored the house, and she dies.
Upon awaking as a ghost she is greeted by the Cat who can talk actually and is supposedly the owner of the house. He runs an airbnb for ghosts. In shock she tries to run away only to discover her ghost is now trapped to the property and she can only go so far as the sidewalk.
She's kinda bitchy and mean but she did JUST die so I think she has the right to be a little bit of an asshole,
#whether or not the cat is an actual cat or a magical being is a mystery to all#i imagine theres a bunch of other interesting cast members#like a zombie maintenance man and a ghost maid#a vampire that lives in the attic#idk i havent really thought hard on all that mainly just been considering these two#ask#my art#my ocs#still thinking up a name for her tbh
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ok so was I just not paying attention (or not actually around anyone who talked about it when it was airing) or did everyone forget to tell me Gravity Falls is actually good
#idk man I was under the impression it was silly and stupid but also had an undertone of interesting characters and mystery#It's the opposite; honestly really sincere#and the jokes land honestly#not all of them for me specifically of course#but I just saw the episode that the 'wow this is worthless' meme came from and that joke actually made me laugh out loud#I'm not very far in but man this is good so far#obviously it reuses a lot of well-trodden tropes but this is some of my favorite execution I've seen of a lot of them#the dipper clone episode was in-character and interesting and clever#the twins have a good relationship with each other and Stan and Wendy and Soos#Dipper's crush on Wendy is based on him actually liking her personality and not on 'hrrr girl pretty' and he acts a normal amount of awkwar#around her instead of completely loosing his mind#Mable isn't a complete bobblehead she's just a silly girl! A little goofball! an actual person who likes sparkles and being funny! and#still has a brain like a normal person and can talk seriously!#we'll see but it's impressing me so far#maybe this was another case of exaggeratedly stupid advertising (for the people who wouldn't have watched it unless it had stupid stuff)#or maybe it's just that I was never around anyone who was really into it personally while it was going#feather rambles#ok I'l maintag#gravity falls
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i have a headache
#i've been stuck scrolling instagram for the past few days#i don't even like being on there#modern ig is so overstimulating everything is either a reel or a reel in disguise or an image post that inexplicably has audio#i kept making myself go on there because i wanted to find a way to make art friends or a community or w/e#and i thought if i had more of a presence and interacted more i'd eventually get people to like. talk to me and comment stuff ig. idk#but ughhhh#i don't think insta is a good platform for that cause it's either pictures with a short caption or the worst media format known to man#like. idk i wanted to find and follow and be friends with and be Cool Artists (don't ask me to define that)#but no artist on instagram is a Cool Artist because there's no goddamn text on there#like if it makes sense i wanna find people who talk About art as well#but not in an art Discourse way#which is another thing. even if instagram had more Talking it would still be shit because the mainstream 'art community' is insufferable#art tiktok is that on steroids#and instagram is is bootleg tiktok#the same five discourse topics jokes memes advice whatever the only difference is now they're circlejerking about ai too#i wanna be Casual and Spontaenous and Mysterious and shit but IG's layout makes me feel like i can't just post whatever#i feel this pressure to give my posts all the same format and add tags and do this and do that and have good Branding or w/e#and it's just ughhh why can't I be a famous enigma (<- doesn't make or share anything)#even on tumblr the pressure is the same#and at the same time i hate looking back on my art accounts (both ig and here) because it just. doesn't align with what i wanna do#like my attempts at categorising and tagging and being consistent#it's just so. yuck#i want to have a Good Brand but i also want to be 'real' but then i look back at my disjointed messy past work and i cringe#i think i need to block my irls from my art accounts bc i feel super embarassed trying to do any typical Get Noticed on Social Media thing#cause it feels embarassing being seen doing shit that's ''influencer-y'' (idk what to call it)#cause it feels out of character to how i actually am in real life#but also why i do want to show my ''real'' character? I'm not cool#and that's another thing I've had these accounts for ages#looking at my past posts makes me fuckign cringe#I want to purge them or start over
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