#(Unsubtle hint to drop asks)

[princescar]

OF COURSE Kyoko's Genshin design is taking inspiration from Venti, who do you think I am???

[byhees]

wearing a hoodie that’s not theirs.

엔하이픈 ・ female reader + word count 700 genre fluff established relationship non-idol au warnings not proof-read skinship kissing petnames light jealousy — more

a/n. this was written back in mid-2023 ㅠㅠ

heeseung would notice right away; he tends to be more observant when it comes to you— the way the hoodie falls a little higher above your knee, the colour looking unfamiliar against your skin. would definitely ask you, in the most indirect of ways, why you hadn’t asked him for his hoodie. doesn’t want to make a whole scene, but it does tick him off a little; would ask if you’d like to swap hoodies, fingers already lightly tugging on the ends of the outerwear…

jay would spot the difference almost immediately. everything about it feels unfamiliar to him; a dead give-away would be the smell of said hoodie, the new scent of laundry eliciting furrowed brows. probably wouldn’t mention it, not wanting to seem protective over such a little thing— would only hold you closer, arm lightly pressing against the fabric as it snakes around your waist; feels like such a small article of clothing doesn’t hold much weight, given the light peppering of kisses over his features— when he loves you, and you love him, the hoodie’s out of the equation…

jake would put on a small facade— no, he’s actually crumbling internally, but he can’t let you see that, so here’s a big, radiant smile; pretends that he’s okay, and brushes off his occasional staring as daydreaming. would bombard you with a bunch of questions, all along the lines of “aren’t you feeling hot, love?”; it’s such an indirect and subtle way to hint that he’d prefer for the mystery hoodie to be off. the following day, he’d leave his hoodies all over your place, intentionally making the addition very obvious, in hopes of seeing his hoodie instead of another’s the next time…

sunghoon would take one glance at you, and notice the very unfamiliar piece of outerwear drowning your frame. would fake laugh a lot. his eyes would regularly dart to the article of clothing; whenever he observes you twirling the strings of the hoodie, or fiddling with the material, his gaze would linger on you for a second or two longer than usual. reminds himself to not make a big deal out of it, but would eventually ask you “who’s hoodie is that?”. would spring up from his seat, and walk over to his room, personally picking out a hoodie from his collection...

sunoo would be so so appalled, offended even; he has so many comfortably oversized hoodies, and yet the one that’s dawning you isn’t from the hefty selection? would probably pucker his lips in the shadow of a pout, arms itching to cross over his chest. would make his distaste towards the outerwear loud and clear; dropping very unsubtle hints, and highlighting the ‘extremely special warmth’ of his hoodies. a wide smile would dance on his lips the moment the hoodie’s out of sight…

jungwon would be pretty confused; would have probably thought that you were pulling some form of ‘social experiment’ on him, given the way you’d been twirling and beaming at the comfort of another person’s hoodie. would feel a little bit bothered after seeing you settle down next to him, arms outstretched in the motion of a hug, not a trace of intention to take off the outerwear. would often clear his throat, hands subconsciously tugging on the sleeves of said unknown hoodie; would try to subtly convince you to switch the outerwear for another one, preferably his own, in the tiniest of voices. has the biggest, tooth-rotting smile on his face when you agree to the offer— would dash to his closet, a hoodie clutched in his grip moments later…

riki would notice right off the bat; that hoodie, most certainly, isn’t his— the way it envelops you? no, there’s definitely something different about it. the way the sleeves fall, maybe, a centimetre shorter than usual? that’s definitely different. gets so grumpy; refuses to even make eye contact with you, eyes always swiftly shifting to another object whenever you turn to look at him. “where’d you get this?” he’d ask, a childish pout painting his lips. would take off his own hoodie, wordlessly giving the clothing piece to you; refuses to admit that he was, perhaps, a teeny-tiny bit sulky…

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[llamagoddessofficial]

You mentioned being thinking a lot about Error these days, can you give us some headcanons you have about him? It can be any type of headcanons (how he passes his time, fluff or angst times with reader... you name it)

HOHO

I love Error. I am obsessed with Error. I headcanon me and him having a love-hate relationship because all I do is make crackhead AUs nonstop and there's nothing he can do about it. Here's headcanons for my personal Error.

He's a jealous manbaby. Of course.

Possessive, too- desperate for your affection, but absolutely unwilling to admit it, if you laugh at someone else's joke or smile at them too long it puts him in fits of irritation that make him constantly try to one-up whoever is 'stealing' your time.

Regularly flexes his power. It comes across as childish or self-absorbed, but it's actually in a misguided attempt to impress you.

(He's always trying to impress you)

No sense of boundaries. Will come in and out of your home like a stray cat, regardless of how often you tell him not to.

Error is allergic to just asking for attention. He's not used to wanting to touch anyone, so when he does suddenly get the urge to touch you, he's completely unable to stop himself. He has a terrible habit of snatching you over to him with his string, for reasons as simple as 'i don't like how far away you're standing, stand closer to me'.

Sometimes, if he's in a particularly awful mood, he'll just take you to the anti-void and string you up near him so you can't leave while he seethes. Sucks for you in that moment, but it's much better alternative to what he used to do when he was in a bad mood.

Desperate to cuddle- but can't bring himself to say so. He drops unsubtle hints like "you look cold" in the hopes that you'll ask first.

If he likes you, he'll bring you things from other multiverses, like an overzealous magpie decorating a nest. But if he really likes you he'll knit/crochet you things. It's one of the few times he seems genuinely proud of himself.

You'll know he feels comfortable around you when you start seeing him wearing his glasses.

Talk to him about shows you like! He enjoys hearing you talk. He might find you a multiverse where that show's events are actually happening.

If he likes you enough to crochet you stuff, he 100% has a doll of you somewhere. He absolutely talks to it. If you find it, try not to mention it, there'll never be a more awkward conversation

... It's no surprise that his jealousy and anger issues come from deep rooted fear. He doesn't know who he is. He feels untouchable, but equally unlovable, a stranger on the outside of a multiverse where everyone else seems to have someone. It's why his affection is that bizarre mix of desperation but trepidation.

Reaching out means feeling again- under all the power, he's an insecure and terrified kid.

With time, and reciprocated affection, he can definitely chill out. Learn to reign in his jealousy, just because you found someone's pun funny doesn't mean you're going to abandon him. He'll start acting less like Error, and... more like Sans.

[polyklok]

When they’re down bad

Dethklok and their massive, throbbing crush. You can interpret this as and xReader, xOC, or even towards each other idk I don’t make the rules.

Nathan Explosion

Unlike the other members, Nathan has had experience with actual girlfriends (rather than just flings) before, and so can identify the difference between attraction and actual romantic interest pretty quickly.

But he’s still a total idiot about it. He basically hasn’t developed his flirting style since high school; he hasn’t needed to. He’s famous! So, he just sorta forces himself into their attention all the time. He purposely bumps into them, asks to borrow random things, always stands or sits next to them. He just wants to constantly be around them.

He tries to start conversations too but, my god, he’s so awkward! They’ll be sitting in silence together and he just shouts “MAN, THIS WEATHER IS CRAZY.” While it’s been perfectly sunny for three days straight. BTW, he’s always yelling around his crush. It’s partly because he’s nervous, partly because he’s trying to assert his “dominance” (he doesn’t have any)

He tries to drop not-so-subtle hints about his feelings. Like, there will be a couple in public, clearly on a very romantic, cheesy date and he’ll be like “THAT LOOKS FUN, WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME” to his crush. Or if there’s a kissing scene in a movie, he squeezes their hand or something. Just, out of the blue.

In general, he’s pretty obvious and is sort of a disaster, but it’s cute and oddly charming. 7/10 because I suddenly decided I’m ranking them

Pickles The Drummer

If Nathan was a disaster, he’s the end of the world

He desperately tries to play himself up in front of his crush, specifically trying to seem more classy and sophisticated, which are two things Pickles is not. He’s the kind of guy to try to be suave and lean up against a wall and then immediately eat shit, falling to the floor.

He likes to talk around his crush but never to his crush, ya’know? Like, if they are in a room, he’ll speak all loudly to a group about how cool he is and all the things he’s done. But in a one-on-one convo, he’s literally shaking and sweating and nodding along like his brain isn’t in full panic mode (it is). Because he physically can stand how gorgeous his crush is and how obsessed he is with them.

He’ll probably try to drink more than usual to calm his nerves, but it really makes it worse. Cause now he’s a bumbling idiot who’s only talking about how ‘damn pretty’ they are and threatening to get into a fight with the bartender.

Eventually, he does calm down. And he gets to be his natural, funny and relaxed self around them. His heart still flutters, but the anxiety doesn’t consume him like it used to and he has a real conversation with his crush and it feels like he’s falling in love all over again.

Like in most situations, Pickles is kinda a wreck. But he needs time and the right amount of booze to be a pretty great guy, 6/10

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Sound the fucking alarms because this Swedish whore has himself a crush. Seriously though, the realization hits him like a fucking truck. He’s just like, wow this person is hot and I like spending time with them and they have a great personality and they’re funny and they make me feel nice and HOLY FUCK

He gets so pissed. Like, genuine anger at himself and them and everyone else in the world because something is wrong. He can’t bring himself to take it out on them, so he just always scoffs and ignores them for weeks on end. But the whole time, they’re in his head. He feels all warm and fuzzy in more places than just his dick for once.

Eventually, he stops being just a baby and gives them a weird, half-assed apology his ego is still fragile, ok?! And starts flirting. Hard. Constantly praising their body and making unsubtle sexual innuendos, it’s the only thing he really knows how to do in this situation. God forbid they giggle or flirt back, because his face is gonna turn completely red and he’ll need to excuse himself for a 10-minute freak out.

Skwisgaar just feels so many strong emotions, and these new, affectionate ones are just kicking his ass. There’s a good chance that he gives up because he just can’t handle it. But, he might just persist and slowly open up and let them in.

He’s pretty much a noob for these sorts of things. He’s a sex god, not a Prince Charming. 3/10

Toki Wartooth

Toki is actually more passive when it comes to romantic feelings than you would expect; he can accept potential love interests as friends very easily. But once someone has embedded themselves in his brain as more than just a groupie or a good friend, my man is COMPLETELY ride or die

Doesn’t make any effort to hide it either. He gets all giggly around them, biting his lip, twirling his hair, kicking his feet. He’s seriously smitten and everyone can tell, including the crush. He won’t deny it either, “Of course I’s likes them! Who wouldn’ts?”

His wooing methods are completely cheesy as well. Like, leaving a large, lovey-dovey gift basket on their doorstep or writing awful poetry for them completely in Norwegian. In fact, he’s pretty much always getting them little gifts and they’re all genuine, even the stereotypical ones.

He also gets very, very touchy. Greeting them with hugs and holding hands and even little surprise kisses. He knows that they’re not technically dating, but he still sees them as his one and only, so he already begins cementing himself as their partner.

Although, if they don’t show any interest back, he’ll stop after a week or so simply because he gets bored easily. I’m not gonna sit her and act like he doesn’t have the patience of a four-year-old.

Man goes all in with his flirting but it fizzes out very quickly. 7/10

William Murderface

I was wrong about Pickles; THIS is the ultimate disaster. Poor guy really can’t take it, he’s so flustered and anxious and a bit furious at the whole situation. William is so fueled by hatred and hostility that he can’t fathom the fact that he genuinely likes someone and craves their love. For him, it feels like he’s gonna die without them and yet he refuses to go within a foot of them.

Most of the time, he just stares at them with his angry look on his face. If they ask what’s wrong, he just mumbles and walks away. But really, he gets so excited that they talked to him, even though he immediately fucked it up.

Maybe with some time, he can find a slightly better way to deal with his intense feelings. He mostly just needs to learn to relax and have some confidence, but those are both things he has never been good at. But, if he does manage do to so and have a conversation with them…it’s still pretty bad. He’ll stutter and stumble, walking on eggshells because he knows that he has a tendency to say stupid shit.

Even if the relationship doesn’t ever go anywhere, there’s a very good chance he’ll be this nervous around them for months, possibly years. If his crush manages to get the message and starts encouraging his ‘advances’, it’ll still be a while until he’s anything less than a wreck.

Someone please help Murderface, he’s dying out here. 2/10

Btw I wrote this last night and am posting it without much proofreading so sorry if it’s awful

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Will I be the asshole if i speak truthfully for once?

I made a friend a couple of months ago. They're honestly amazing. We have a lot in common, plus we have had some very touching moments together. I feel like they're my platonic soulmate.

The main issue I have with them is that they have a crush on me. It's not like I hate the fact that they do, it's that I hate the way they choose to show it. They keep making remarks and dropping unsubtle hints, telling people in their social circle that we're together, treating me like I'm just in denial of my feelings while I straight up have a crush on someone else (and they're aware of that. I have told them many times). I am positive the person I like likes me back, and I'm currently summoning my courage to ask them out. But I keep thinking I'll be betraying my friend in a way, that's why I won't be able to confess nor be in a relationship if I won't talk to them first.

I have repeatedly tried to address the elephant in the room, but they keep changing the subject of the conversation. There's no way to talk about it without being impolite anymore, but I'm scared of risking our friendship. In addition, my friend's gone through hard times and I'd never forgive myself if I became the reason they returned to their unhealthy coping mechanisms. However, I feel like I'm never going to be heard if I don't make some noise. Will I be the asshole if I finally snap?

What are these acronyms?

[mybullshitsensesaretingling]

Optimistic

Request:

hi hi!!! i've been reading through some of your stuff and its all just ahh<3 anywho I was wondering if you could write some AOS!Chekov x reader maybe? somethin with either a doctor reader working under Bones or an enemies-to-lovers type? of course you don't have to if you don't want I just though i'd ask

ok love ya bye

A/N: I got this request in 2021. Anon, if you're still out there, I am so sorry. What's worse is that I genuinely wrote most of this soon after getting the request and then just... got distracted. I went with the doctor reader request but tried to put in some enemies-to-lovers vibes. Its more annoyances-to-partners, but I hope you still like it. It's a different side of Chekov than I normally write too. Hopefully y'all enjoy exploring that side as much as I did

ok love ya too bye

“Yes, thank you so much for explaining my job to me,” you said through a forced smile. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, you really must be going.” 

“I must be going? Is it not-” Chekov started. 

“No, you must be going.” You stood in front of the sickbay doors so they slid open. “Goodbye.” He opened his mouth to speak again but you had no intention of letting him and quickly repeated, “Goodbye.” 

Finally, he took the completely unsubtle hint and left through the doors. 

You let out a sigh of relief and let your muscles relax to the point of slouching. 

“That kid drives me nuts.” You crossed the near-silent sickbay to Bones' desk in a few strides. 

“‘Kid’,” he repeated with a half-laugh. “You’re practically the same age.” 

“Maybe he should act a little more like it.” You dropped into a chair across from him and stretched out a kink in your neck. A knot started to form anytime you had to deal with a bright, shiny cadet or ensign. It formed twice as fast when that bright, shiny ensign was Chekov. He was hyper and chatty and over eager. It made your muscles tighten. You were sure that it was all an act to cover up his true self. A self you had convinced yourself you saw peaking out on the edges when the two of you argued or when he got a little two confident.

“He does act like it.” 

You narrowed your eyes at him. “What’s that supposed to mean?” “You act like a 75-year-old cynic who's been hardened by a lifetime of troubles,” he informed you, barely glancing up from his computer. 

“That’s why you love me.” You leaned into the back of the chair, letting the sharp smell of antiseptic and tritanium sooth you after your long shift. 

“It could be good for you to spend time with people your own age. Maybe make some friends.” 

“You’re my friend.” 

He grabbed a PADD and scanned the information. “I’m your senior officer.” 

“Are you saying we’re not friends?” You picked up the PADD when he set it down, scanning it yourself. 

“I’m saying it would be beneficial for your emotional wellbeing for you to form bonds with other members of the crew whom you share cultural touchstones with.” 

You raised your eyes to his but they were still focused on his work. “And that’s Ensign Chekov?” 

“It could be.” 

You put the PADD back on his desk. “The only thing we share is a location.” 

“If you say so.” 

You watched him for a second longer, before letting out a sigh and going to prepare for your next scheduled appointment. 

His knowing look that followed you to a biobed made you want to press him, but something told you that was not a path of conversation you wanted to go down. You hoped by dropping the conversation, he wouldn’t push the issue, but that was naive and you knew it. All you were doing was biding your time. 

And you had less of it than you thought. 

A week later when you asked him what he wanted for lunch, Bones had informed you that you weren’t to eat in the sickbay. You didn’t have to go to the mess hall and socialize but he recommended it and was more likely to let you be if you did. The man was like a dog with a bone when he got it in his head that he was doing something good for his crew mates and you would do anything to get him off your back when he did. So reluctantly you went to the mess hall and grabbed a tray. 

You stood by the replicator, scanning the room and weighing your options. Taking a deep breath and gripping your tray a little tighter, you decided that if you were going to do this you might as well go all in and started moving towards the tables that a group of ensigns had pushed together. 

As you got closer, one of them quickly moved his bowl away from the empty seat to give you more room at the table. You gave him a grateful smile as you sat down. He graced you with a smile of his own before turning his attention back to the conversation. For a brief moment, you forgot why you ate with Bones or in your quarters. The crew was so kind and inviting. Then you realized what the conversation was about and you remembered.

“Did you really get to be part of the landing party to Markoddia?” an eager ensign asked.

“Yes,” Chekov answered from the end of the table. 

“What was it like?” 

Half the group leaned forward to better hear his retelling. He glanced up from his soup to check that he had their attention before starting. 

“It was a standard assignment.” A few people leaned back in disappointment and the corner of his mouth tilted up. “Until it wasn’t.” 

He regaled them with the story that you were sure was at least partially exaggerated. Ensigns who got to work with the senior staff were treated like minor celebrities by certain members of the lower decks. Over the years Chekov had learned to love the attention and even occasionally, on slow weeks, play to it. His definition of a slow week was expanding and the mess hall was starting to become his own personal stage. 

You didn’t have much interest in the landing party play by plays when it didn’t have anything to do with your job or furthering medical knowledge. You had even less interest people twisting the truth so they could play the hero. 

“You were attacked by a Markoffian sea lizard?” someone gasped. 

“I could have died!” Chekov answered. 

“Not from that,” you scoffed into your food. You thought that the comment would have gone unheard in all the commotion of the mess hall but when you lifted your gaze you found a dozen pairs of eyes on you. “You barely had a scratch on you,” you clarified a little louder. 

“Maybe I fought them off.” 

“Or maybe they’re herbivores,” you countered. 

“Markaffian sea lizards are omnivores.” He pointed his spoon at you, clearly thinking he had got you. 

“Maybe they just don’t have a taste for show off navigators. I don’t know. I’m not an exozoologist. But I do know that you were not anywhere close to dying.”

“How would you know?” one of his peers asked. 

“I was in that landing party.” 

“On the other side of the city,” Chekov added. 

“Yeah, treating the President, who happened to have a sea lizard as a pet. His two year old daughter was hand feeding it insects.” You raised your brows at him. “Are you saying you were almost killed by the same thing that a toddler was playing with?” 

“What about the pollen from the carnivorous flowers?” he asked. “Even you said it was incredibly toxic.” 

“Okay, sure,” you conceded. “You were almost killed by some flowers. Is that what you want to hear?” 

“Yes.” 

You rolled your eyes and returned your attention to your lunch.

“My throat was closing up!” he started again, a dramatic hand clutching at his neck. “Neither I nor the Lieutenant could breath. I thought it was the end, but luckily the doctor here was quick at finding an anti-toxin.” 

There was a twinkle in his eyes as he looked at you. It seemed like he was throwing you a bone but it felt like he was dragging you into something you didn’t want to be a part of. 

***

“Bones, Stapes,” Kirk greeted as he entered the sickbay. “Slow day?” 

“Not at all,” you answered before turning to Bones and lowering your voice. “If I had known that this job came with a demeaning nickname I wouldn’t have taken it.” 

“It grows on you,” he responded in the same low volume.

“Like a cyst?” You glanced up at him. “That’s disgusting.” 

Bones shook his head and looked back at the captain. “What can we do for you, Jim?” 

“We received a distress call from a nearby planet.” He handed Bones a PADD and you leaned over to look at it with him. “Looks like they could use a doctor.” 

“Seems simple enough.” Bones handed the PADD to you. “(Y/L/N) will take this.” 

The captain turned to you. “Report to the transporter in fifteen, Doctor.” 

“Aye, Captain.” Your attention dropped to the PADD as he left. Anxiety bubbled up inside you, mixing with your excitement. “Are you sure?”

“You can treat Chamberlin virus in your sleep,” Bones said without looking at you. 

“You’ve never let me go with a landing party without an attending.”

“Do you want me to change my mind?”

“No!” You said quickly, starting to read the report to prepare yourself. You swallowed thickly and lowered your eyebrows when you got to the short list of officers that would be on this mission. Just two. 

Your head snapped back to Bones. “I want you to change your mind.” 

“Too late.” He handed you a medkit. “Have a safe trip.” 

You shot him a glare before giving him a reluctant “Aye, sir.” 

“Have fun.”

“Is that an order?” you asked. 

“No.” 

“Then I won’t.” You started towards the door. 

“I know. Just do your job,” he said after you.

“Of course, sir,” you said with an eye roll so strong you were sure he could hear it in your voice as you entered the hall. 

You never worried too much about maintaining a perfectly respectful attitude with Bones despite him being your CO. Your eye rolls and complaints and casual demeanor didn’t come from a place of disrespect, but a place of familiarity. It came from the comfort of looking into your mentor and seeing yourself reflected there. He had looked into the same mirror when you were in the academy and took you under his wing. He guided you through your time there and your time serving as a cadet on another ship. Your similarities to Bones had earned you a place on the Enterprise and the nickname Stapes. As the smallest bone in the body, the captain saw it as a natural progression from his original nickname for you, Little Bones. You saw it as silly and a little demeaning, not that you would say that to his face. 

You knew that the reflection of Bones’ cynical but driven personality that shined through you was why he pushed you out of your comfort zone. He didn’t just want you to be the best doctor you could be, but a better person than he could be. But that didn’t mean you didn’t occasionally fight against it. 

You wanted to fight against this, but you didn’t want to miss out on this opportunity even if it meant- 

The transporter doors opened to curly hair and bright eyes. 

-having to work with him.

“Where is Doctor McCoy?” Chekov asked. 

“Sickbay.” You stepped up on the transporter. “He’s not coming. I’m coming.” 

You had hoped that arriving five minutes early would make you the first to arrive. You wanted some time to prepare yourself, both for your partner for this assignment and for the assignment itself. You knew that Bones was right and you were ready for this, but you hadn’t fully convinced that insistent little voice in your head of that fact. But of course Chekov had to get here even earlier. He always had to out do you just a little bit. 

“Oh. Is this your first time on a solo mission?” he asked, joining you on the transporter. 

You adjusted your grip on your kit, watching the hands of the engineer at the terminal. “Yes.”

“Are you nervous?” 

You snapped your attention up to him. “Are you?” 

“I wasn’t.” There was that twinkle in his eyes. It was like he was playing a game you didn’t have the rule book for. 

You narrowed your eyes but decided to let the slight slide. 

“Energize,” you ordered the chief at the controls. 

Within fifteen minutes of landing in the colony, you had set up a make-shift examination room in a small lab and had over a dozen people waiting to see you. You had quietly bickered with Chekov the whole while. Even your tones contradicted each other. His comments were bright and confident, mixing off-handed insults with what appeared to be genuine attempts at helpfulness. Your own words remained on the icy side of sarcasm, giving the impression that you were only partially tuned into your conversation with him. You just wanted to focus on your work. 

Thankfully when you started seeing patients he stopped talking to you. Unthankfully, he started talking to the waiting patients. At first, you figured your irritation over it was due solely to your usual level of pettiness when it came to him. You set equipment down louder than necessary when his voice got louder, causing him to look at you. He would give you a smile but wouldn’t miss a beat in the conversation. When you had finally managed to tune him out mostly, you overheard him explaining that this was your first time working alone so they needed to be extra patient with you. It was amazing the amount of condescension he could fit into innocuous phrases. 

You tried to grit your teeth and focus on your work but a few minutes later his laugh made something rise up inside you. You found yourself unable to focus. You must have read over the readings on your tricorder three times before you gave up. 

“Ensign, if you insist on being this loud, could you at least take the chit-chat elsewhere?” 

He smiled up at you from the seat next to a few patients. “Yes, unlike some people, I can be charming anywhere.”

“How special for you. Please take your charm into the hall.” 

He did as you asked and you were finally able to work in peace. Without Chekov constantly drawing your attention you were able to get through the rest of the patients fairly quickly. It wasn’t until after the last one left the lab that you realized how draining that had been. Bones was right, you could treat Chamberlin virus in your sleep, but the pressure of doing it alone was greater than you had expected and you had never treated this many patients in such a short time. They just kept coming. You must have seen most of the colony. 

You dropped into a chair, letting your head lull back and your eyes slip shut. Your feet ached from standing. Your face hurt from smiling. The mere thought of moving or talking to someone almost brought tears to your eyes. 

The door to the lab swished open and you jumped to your feet, praying you hadn’t missed someone. You were grateful to see that it was only the mayor and Chekov. 

“Doctor,” the mayor greeted, taking one of your hands in both of his. “Thank you. Your help means more than I could communicate.” 

You felt Chekov’s eyes on you while you mustered up what you hoped to be your last smile of the day, “Your people should be free of the virus now, but I have provided the updated vaccine recipe. Everyone who hasn’t been sick in the last nine days should receive it.” You handed him a PADD and he thanked you. 

The rest of the pleasantries washed over you. You knew you participated in them, but if you were asked to recount what you had said you wouldn’t be able to. For the first time, you were actually glad that Chekov was with you. He carried the weight of the conversation and handled correspondence with the ship. As much as you hated to admit it, he was charming. 

When you had made it back to the ship. You let out a sigh and took your time stepping off the pad and into the hall, but Chekov remained behind you. You stopped when you came to the lift, trying to decide if you should go back to sickbay or your quarters. 

“Good work down there,” Chekov said, stepping up beside you.

You eyed him for a moment, before responding, “Yeah, you too.” 

***

After your first solo mission it seemed to have been decided, much to your chagrin, that you and Chekov worked well together. After the third time you were paired up together in a single month, you stopped fighting it, but you still dragged your feet. Now, as your shuttle shook and the lights turned red, you wished you had fought it harder. 

“What’s happening?” you shouted, gripping on to your arm rests for dear life. 

“I don’t know! I don’t know! I don’t know! I don’t-” A squealing sound interrupted Chekov’s panicked yelling. He scanned the readouts in front of him before looking over his shoulder at the source of the noise and then at you. “You need to fly.”

“What? I’m a doctor not a pilot! I haven’t flown anything since the academy and you want me to fly us out of planetary rings while we're being shot at? I’ll get us killed.” 

“How long has it been since you have done environmental engineering?” 

You blinked at him then turned to the control panel. “Okay, I’ll fly.” 

The shuttle rocked as you took over, causing Chekov to stumble on his way to the back. 

“Sorry!” you shouted.

Your hands trembled as you tried to remember the flight training you had done five years ago. It felt more like a dream than a memory and you couldn’t recall any of the specifics. 

As you got deeper into the rings the dust filled your view screen and you were forced to operate using the sensors alone. Sweat began to bead on your forehead and your stomach twisted from the jerky movements the craft made while you tried to dodge large chunks of ice and phaser cannon blasts from the assailant ship. Every sway and jolt made your thoughts swim and your heart hammer against your chest a little harder. Behind you Chekov let out a string of stressed noises. 

“What? What’s happening?” you asked without really wanting to know. The view screen started to clear as you flew through the last of the rings. 

“The shields are down and the nacelles are down and-” 

“We only have axillary engines?” You had to force yourself to keep your attention locked on the controls instead of swinging back to the ensign. 

The shuttle rocked again as it was hit. You gripped the terminal to keep yourself steady. The lights dimmed and everything came to a standstill. 

“No, we had axillary engines. Now we have nothing.” 

“Did you fix the environmental controls?” 

“Yes, but we can not fly out of here and emergency power is declining fast.” His anxiety was making his accent thicker and his words stick together.  

“I got us out of orbit, and,” you leaned forward, watching the other ship pass you by, “they seem to think we're dead in the water. They’re leaving. How much time do we have?” 

“Twenty hours.” 

You slumped down. “Not even a day.” 

“No.” 

Glancing over your shoulder, you found him bent over a tricorder. He started to bounce nervously. Watching him made you feel even queasier. 

“There’s nothing you can do?” 

He responded with a series of unintelligible Russian sounds as he started digging through the compartments of the shuttle. He must not have found what he was looking for because he dropped to the floor with a defeated huff. 

“No.” 

In all the assignments you had had with Chekov over the last several months he had only ever been stubbornly optimistic. Even when he was overcome with stress or complaining he still acted with a firm belief that what you were doing was important and you would make it out alive with a job well done. Not once had you seen him even consider giving up. You had not so secretly been waiting to see his optimism falter, to see what lay beneath his showy exuberance, but it wasn’t the slip of the mask or the peak behind the curtain you’d thought it would be. This defeat wasn’t revealing something about him, it was taking something from him. 

You got to your feet slowly, gripping the back of your seat and closing your eyes as a wave of dizziness passed over you. You didn’t do well in a shuttle on a good day. After being rocked around my phaser fire and ring debris and having to pilot yourself you weren’t sure your stomach would ever settle down. 

You were glad to see that Chekov was staring down at his tricorder and seemed completely unaware of your momentary weakness. 

“Come on. Where’s that trademark pep and sense of adventure?” You sat down on the bench next to him. “Don’t tell me you’ve finally met a mission you can’t glorify into heroic splendor.” 

He looked up at you through narrowed eyes. The corners of his mouth were drawn down further than you thought was possible. Was he actually about to start pouting? Was it actually endearing? 

“Aw.” You puffed out your lip in a pout that was both sympathetic and mocking of his. “What happened to Ensign Chekov, hopeful hero of the lower decks?” 

“He went down with the shields and the nacelles.” 

Rolling your eyes at his dramatics, you grabbed your medpack and pulled out your tricorder. You pointed it at him without bothering to actually look at the readings. 

“Huh,” you said in faux contemplation. “This says that he’s still operational, he's just offline.”

He looked up at you. The twinkle in his eye was starting to return, clearly delighted that you of all people were willing to play this game. “How do you suggest we bring him back online, Doctor?” 

“Oh these things tend to work themselves out.” You replaced your tricorder and leaned back. “When would we be back, if we hadn’t gotten in that chase?” 

He barely had to think about it. “Four to five hours.” 

“How long does it normally take them to suspect a mission has gone awry?”

Chekov spent considerably more time with the majority of the senior staff. He knew their usual patterns. You spent most of your time with the Chief Medical Officer, who tended to assume a mission went awry the moment they left the ship. He was right more often than he was wrong. 

“Between two hours and one week.” 

You raised your eyebrows at him. “Can you narrow down that estimate for me?” 

“In this situation, I would suspect it would not take longer than a day.” 

You didn’t have a day. 

“Doctor McCoy usually pays more attention to missions that have medical staff on them. Something about not wanting us to die because he hates paperwork,” you told him. “And he almost always assumes the worst. That should bring your estimate down by a few hours.” 

The navigator suddenly jumped to his feet and sprinted to the controls. 

“If I could get a message to them, they might get here in time!” 

You rested your forearms on your knees both to steady yourself and to more easily watch him. “Are we close enough for that? I thought shuttles didn’t have subspace communication capabilities.” 

“They do not, but…” he faded off as he fiddled with the screen. His movements had regained that jerky, impatient quality they often had, like his hands couldn’t move fast enough to keep up with his brain. He let out a triumphant sound and spun to face you. 

“If I send out a distress beacon and put all remaining power into transmitting a signal they could find us faster. If I divert all emergency power not needed to keep us alive, I could keep it running for the full 20 hours and the beacon would increase our range by 35%!” He quickly dropped into the pilot's chair and got to work. 

You smiled despite yourself at his returning optimism and moved to the environmental controls he had been working on earlier. Most of the readings were all but nonsense to you, but you had a decent understanding of the most essential functions and an even better understanding of the math needed to calculate how much time you had left. 

“What are you doing?” Checkov turned in his chair.

You kept your eyes on the screen as you spoke, “Say we ran into some minor difficulties on the planet and/or the mission took longer to complete than we thought, then maybe it would take us another eight hours to get back to Enterprise.” 

“Okay,” he said hesitantly, trying to figure out where this was going.

“Given that this was a fairly straightforward assignment and we both have a reputation for working efficiently, those eight hours would already make the more observant members of the crew suspicious.” 

“If there is not another crisis happening on the ship.” 

“That is a major if, but we’re trying to be optimistic here.” 

“We are?” he asked in an almost teasing tone, just as surprised as you were that you were abandoning your cynical ways. 

“Yes.” You pulled up the oxygen output. “Dr. McCoy will definitely assume something had happened if I don’t show up for my shift tomorrow at 0800.” 

“That’s almost eighteen hours away. It would take them three hours to get here unless they’re at top speeds.” He seemed to remember that you were being optimistic and asked, “Could you sedate us?” 

“I could but then there would be no one to respond if we were hailed and no one to deal with the next crisis. Besides, we’d only use about 6% less oxygen, but we could survive with 20% less.” You started messing with oxygen controls. 

“That would give us four more hours.” 

“I could push it to 25% to give them even more wiggle room, but we would start experiencing symptoms of hypoxia.” 

“Will it kill us?” 

“No more than doing nothing will.” 

He made a noise and you turned to face him. “We’ll get sick. Headache, confusion, difficulty breathing, anxiety, tachycardia. But if they find us we’ll recover quickly. And if they don’t find us,” you lowered the oxygen output, “we’ll die either way.” 

“They’ll find us,” he assured you, before turning back to the terminal. “I wish there was more we could do than wait.” 

The temperature dropped quickly as the power that normally went into keeping the shuttle comfortable went to keeping the distress signal broadcasting. It wasn’t cold enough to cause any health risk but it would be soon enough. You wonder what would hit you first: hypothermia or hypoxia. 

You pulled open one of the storage compartments and grabbed two dark gray blankets. They were perfectly folded and soft to the touch. They probably hadn’t ever been used before. 

Chekov was watching you as you placed one blanket on the bench you had been sitting on and held the other out to him. 

“We do what we can to stay alive.” 

He took it and sat down on the other bench. You followed suit, wrapping yourself in your blanket, leaning your head back, and shutting your eyes against a fresh wave of nausea. 

“Doctor, are you okay?” 

Distantly it occurred to you that normally you would have responded to the question with brusk sarcasm or at the very least the truth forced through tight lips. But in that moment you didn’t feel the need to push him away or put on a brave face, and you told the truth freely. 

“Just a little nauseous from the flight. It’ll pass.” It was already starting to pass now that things were calming down. The waves were gentler and no longer crashed down on top of you.

“You get space sickness?”

You peaked your eyes open at him. “Yeah, why do you think I didn’t want to come on this mission?” 

He shrugged. “Because you don’t like me.” 

“I can have more than one reason.” You adjusted the blanket around your shoulder and shifted around on the seat a bit. The benches may have been designed to double as beds for long journeys, but that didn’t mean they were exactly comfortable. 

“You can.” Even though he fell silent, you could tell from his clipped tone that he was biting something back and history had taught you he wouldn’t for long. “But why do you hate me?” 

“I don’t hate you.” 

“You don’t like me.” 

“Not everyone’s gonna like you, Chekov.” 

“Yes, but why do you not?” 

“It’s not like you like me either.” 

This gave him pause. Just when you had thought he was dropping the subject he responded, “I do not dislike you.” 

“But you don’t like me.” 

Again he hesitated. “I did not.” 

You opened your eyes fully and sat up a little straighter. “Did?” 

“What?” 

The blanket slipped from one of your shoulders as you leaned towards him. “You said ‘did’. Past tense. Implying that now you do.” 

“You have grown on me.” 

“Like a cyst.” 

He considered that for a moment before shaking his head. “Like moss.” 

You looked away to try to conceal the smile you were struggling to fight back and a realization settled in your chest. It fell slow and heavy like snow piling up on a roof in the middle of winter. 

You couldn’t have beared being stuck in this shuttle alone. You would have died trying to get off world. Even if you hadn’t, this quiet waiting with nothing to do would have driven you insane. But sitting here, across from the man you had fought so hard to never share a space with, it was bearable. Everything was more bearable with Chekov. He was the otherside of a very high strung coin. You weren’t just growing on him, you were growing to rely on him. 

The temperature fell further and you shivered, pulling your feet up onto the bench to curl in on yourself more. 

“Are you cold?” 

The exasperated look that took over your expression couldn’t be helped. “Yes, Chekov, I’m cold.” You took in the blanket he had draped only across his lap and his comfortable posture. “How are you not?” 

“Russian winters are much colder than this.” 

You chuckled. By the end of your time serving aboard the Enterprise you would be able to write a history book on Russia just from the facts Checkov shared at any given opportunity. 

As long as that time didn’t end tonight. 

Your breath caught in your throat at the thought. You slipped sideways down the wall until your head hit the bench, but you kept your eyes on him the whole way down. 

“Tell me about it.” 

His grin was brighter than the stars outside and took over his whole face, scrunching up his cheeks and eyes. He launched into a story from his youth that rolled easily into another. His descriptions made the Russian winter sound like a magical fairy land. Again you were sure it was exaggerated. You knew how many people had died from that cold. You knew that it was a dangerous and vicious winter. But you didn’t care anymore. You let yourself enjoy his version of reality. 

When he had to pause to catch his breath and cover himself more with the blanket, you took a turn at storytelling. Your voice was thin and breathless as you told him about the winters of your childhood and some of the nastier cases of frostbite you had treated. Your chest started to burn for more air and your fingers started to ache, growing stiff in the cold. 

The pauses between your stories became longer and longer and your voices morphed into barely audible murmurs until you started to drift into a restless sleep. You knew you shouldn’t sleep and kept trying to claw your way back to consciousness, but you kept sinking deeper and deeper. Until a choking sound came from the otherside of the shuttle. 

You sat up, trying to place your surroundings. The soft hum of the dying shuttle sounded so unfamiliar to you. The deep aching cold sinking into your bones and the harsh roughness that screamed in your throat and lungs every time you took a breath felt all encompassing. Your heart raised and your head pounded as you glanced around. 

Chekov slept across from you. You called out to him as a series of coughs and wheezes racked his body. His face was twisted with pain but he didn’t open his eyes. You wrapped your blanket tightly around yourself and moved to hover over him. Shaking his shoulder gently had no greater effect than calling his name. His coughing got worse and then it stopped. He went still. You shook him harder. His name turned to a wheeze in your mouth. His eyes fluttered but he couldn’t keep them open. You tried to force him into a seated position but he was a dead weight that your freezing arms struggled to manipulate. 

You dropped to your knees, brushing a hand against his face. It was so pale it looked almost gray. 

“Please, Chekov. Just take a breath. Just a small one.” Your hand dropped back to his shoulder and his hand found it. His purple lips parted to let in a shaky breath. It left him in a cough, but it was enough to give you hope. 

You pushed his shoulders up and wriggled underneath them. His eyebrows furrowed and you did your best to pull him up to rest against you. With his lungs more up right, he was able to take a few shallow breaths. 

“Good. That’s good. Just a little longer. Keep breathing a little longer.” You turned your head away from him as a coughing fit hit you. When your breathing evened out, you leaned your cheek against his curls. “The hero of the lower decks doesn’t die like this.” The sentence barely made it out of you before you were drifting off again. A pressure on your hand kept you from drifting entirely. 

“Stapes neither.” 

A smile tried to work its way onto your face. You had no idea he even knew the nickname. 

His hand fell from yours, but not all the way. The tips of his cold fingers remained on the side of your hand, holding you there with him. You would keep breathing as long as he did. It was a silent promise you made. Your old need to out do him mingling with a new need to stay with him. 

Sleep found you again, dragging you down to a quiet but panicked place. An insistent beeping filled your head, but the harder you tried to wake, to identify the noise, the tighter sleep’s grip on you became. 

You had no idea how much time had passed before its grip finally loosened and you swam your way back to consciousness. Your body no longer ached or burned. Your heart was calm, almost still. The panic had faded. For a brief moment you thought you weren’t waking up. You were dying and it was peaceful. But then you sucked in a breath. It was deep and cleansing and filled your lungs with ease and without pain. It smelled like that beautiful mixture of antiseptic and tritanium that meant you were home. You were safe. 

You bolted upright. 

“Chekov.” Your voice was rough and desperate. The bright light above you kept your eyes from adjusting. You looked around trying to find the golden uniform through the speckled static filling your vision. 

Then the light was pushed aside and Bones came into view. His warm hand landed on your shoulder. 

“He’s okay. He’s still asleep. The two a’you had a rough night.” He searched your face. “How are you feeling?” 

“What? I’m- I’m fine.” Your brain was working overtime trying to catch up to now while still piecing together the memories from the shuttle. “Are you sure he’s- because he was-” 

“Chekov is in perfect health,” he told you gently.

Relief filled you and passed through you in a sigh. Your shoulders slumped and you rested your arms on your legs. You hadn’t realized how tired you were until that moment. 

“Heard you were down right cuddlin’ the boy.” 

You narrowed your eyes at him as he stepped behind you to get a better look at the biobed readings. 

“I was keeping liquids from pooling in his throat and blocking his airways.” 

“I bet you were.” 

“I’m his doctor. It’s my job to keep him alive,” you pointed out.

The corner of his mouth ticked up. “Never had to cuddle one of my patients.” 

“Well, I’m more hands on than you.” 

He stepped back so he was facing you again. “You did good, kid.” His hand fell to your shoulder again, squeezing softly like he was making sure you heard him. “I’m giving you a clean bill of health. Go get some rest.” 

You got to your feet and headed towards the door, but you only made it a few steps. Something held you back, rooting you to the spot. 

“Unless…” 

You looked to Bones. Your eyes felt raw with exhaustion, but you didn’t want to close them again. Not yet. 

“You want to stay until he wakes up.” 

“He is my patient. I should make sure he’s okay,” you told him. 

Bones just gave you one of his knowing smiles and pointed you towards Chekov’s bed. You followed his direction and found Chekov laying still in the corner. The blue tinge to his skin was gone, replaced with a slight roseiness. You watched his chest rise and fall, listened to the smoothness of his breathing, and resisted the urge to slip your hand into his. You wanted to touch him, to confirm that he was real and alive and safe, but instead you wrapped your arms around yourself and stood by the end of his bed. 

He moaned softly, turning over. His eyes opened slowly, looking out across the sickbay. 

“We made it. I am alive,” he said to himself like he needed to hear it outloud to be sure. 

“Yes,” you answered. 

He scrambled into a seated position at the sound of your voice. A smile lit up his face when he saw you. His right hand lifted off the bed for only a moment, reaching for you on instinct before his conscious thought took control of it again. 

“You are alive.” 

“It would appear so.” You walked to the head of the bed to check his vitals. You could feel his eyes on you as you tripled checked them, still trying to convince yourself that he was okay and wanting a reason to stay by his side for a moment longer.

“Do you still hate going on missions with me?” 

“Yes.” Your answer came quick, but it was followed by a smile. 

You turned to leave, satisfied that he was indeed in perfect health. He let out a breathy laugh and you stopped at the end of the bed and looked over your shoulder at him. 

“Wouldn’t have wanted to be on that mission with anyone else though.”

[crownedtargaryen]

Modern!Bran Stark Headcanons

A/N: honestly, this is just to give context to the one shot I’m writing and I made these in my class. A lot are of him being a silly little Twitch streamer. So, enjoy!! There aren’t a lot of NSFW ones, but shrugs or whatever.

ALL NOTES ARE APPRECIATED! (REBLOGS, LIKES, COMMENTS)

CW: Semi-Publicized Sex, Slurp Slurp Under Da Desk

NSFW 18+ HEADCANONS ARE IN THIS!

Pronouns: She/Her

SFW

He’s a huge gamer, 100%. The average League and Clash Royale player. He’s a variety twitch streamer in his spare time, honestly having a large following!

He works a lot on his upper body strength, keeping himself lean but not buff. He has a tendency to overexert himself a because he’s insecure about his wheelchair, trying to prove he can still be just as strong as his brothers.

Bran is a MASSIVE nerd, holy crap. He has limited edition collectibles and loves to show you them. At cons, he will buy insanely expensive merchandise and you stand there in shock at how much money he throws into those passions of his.

To be honest, he probably wouldn’t have been your friend if you weren’t friends with his siblings. Plus, you grew up with him which is a bonus. You helped him through the emotional distress he felt being now stuck in a wheelchair, encouraging him that you’ll do anything to help him learn to walk again. A naive child, which he constantly teases you for now. When people ask why you’re friends with him, you respond “I find him endearing is all!”

He works a lot on his upper body strength, keeping himself lean but not buff. He has a tendency to overexert himself a because he’s insecure about his wheelchair, trying to prove he can still be just as strong as his brothers.

Bran is a MASSIVE nerd, holy crap. He has limited edition collectibles and loves to show you them. At cons, he will buy insanely expensive merchandise and you stand there in shock at how much money he throws into those passions of his.

To be honest, he probably wouldn’t have been your friend if you weren’t friends with his siblings. Plus, you grew up with him which is a bonus. You helped him through the emotional distress he felt being now stuck in a wheelchair, encouraging him that you’ll do anything to help him learn to walk again. A naive child, which he constantly teases you for now. When people ask why you’re friends with him, you respond “I find him endearing is all!”

He’s had the biggest crush on you since kindergarten and has dedicated his entire love life to pursuing you. But, he has terrible rejection anxiety and so he hesitates to confess his feelings.

His love languages are as follows; Giving - Gift Giving and Semi-Physical Touch ,, Receiving - Physical Touch and Quality Time

He doesn’t show it nor admit it, but he’s SUPER protective of you and sends Jock!Robb and Jock!Jon to beat the crap out of people for you.

His siblings and parents LOVVVE embarrassing him in-front of you. They’ll tell you stupid stories that you weren’t there for, unflattering pictures they take of him they’ll text you, abut what REALLY gets him all flustered and pulling you away to his room to hide is when they drop unsubtle hints about his deep rooted feelings for you

Bran has really gotten used to swallowing down his emotions and hiding them from everyone. You’d have to know everything going on in his life to know how he truly feels.

He definitely went through a cringey stage in middle school, it’s haunted him since. He may need therapy.

Uses the words Pog, Pogchamp, Rizz, Bruh, Moist, and Holly Molay ironically, and repeats them regularly. He won’t stop. Help.

Can and WILL tell you the entire FNAF lore.

Always urging you into his interests and rambles for hours in what he loves. He’ll GLADLY indulge in your likings as well.

He’s on the neurodivergent spectrum. As someone on that spectrum, he totally is. He has special interests and will never stop talking about them while laying in bed with you.

He absolutely ADORES when upon send him videos and pictures you find on Pinterest or TikTok and say “us”

When you aren’t at his house he BEGS you to call him to merely feel your presence. He has insane insomnia when you aren’t with him and needs to call you to sleep.

On ALL his socials other than his Twitch, you’re his pfp. The thing is, he doesn’t pick flattering pictures of you. No. He picks the most meme worthy goofy photos of you and him, just LOVING it. He’s VERY public about your romance.

His stream LOOOVES you and constantly begs him to have you on. He acts like it’s bothersome but he secretly adores the excuse to invite you over. Of course, there are some of his fans that ignore your existence or don’t like you, which you come to realize is because they’re romantically attracted to him and feel you are an obstacle, so they find it better to be harsh or just ignore you all together.

He’ll do a karaoke stream with you and I love to imagine it’s like this video

NSFW

He loves when his family is out and he tells them he’s streaming so you can come over and just ride the fuck out of him in the living room.

He’s a pervy mf, eyeing you up and down always and getting hard-ons CONSTANTLY when he looks at you. It makes you so flustered noticing the huge cock in his pants rock hard and insanely visible due to his size.

Sometimes he’ll plead you to suck him off when he’s streaming, tying to keep himself together as he talks to his chat. He’ll let out soft whimpers and moans, but play them off as frustration. You’re surprised no one has caught on as he pushes your head down and swallows hard to stifle himself.

He’ll suck on your tits randomly. You’ll be cuddling and he’ll move under your shirt, whining softly and peeking through the top of your shirt. You look down at him and laugh, then give him verbal consent to continue. He’ll greedily lap over the buds, feeling up your sides and slowly grinding against your leg like the wolf he is.

He suggests an OnlyFans a few times and a NSFW Twitter, jokingly at first but then genuinely growing interested in the idea. You think it’s just for money, but he wants to show everyone who he belongs to and who belongs to him.

He loves nothing more than thigh fucking you, moaning into your ear and burying his face in your neck as he marks you up.

He has a private Twitter where he posts (with your consent) photos of him with the messiest hickeys on his neck and the scratches on his back after you and him fuck around. His captions are always goofy like “Just got mauled 🤭😏”

He loves when you ride him while he plays games, moaning softly into the mic and gripping your ass, unable to focus as he messes up and swears under his breath, burying his face between your breasts to comfort himself from the frustration.

[weidli]

always fun when i go to a jam i'm a regular at and there's a New Guy under sixty there and the next day one of the other regulars sends me an email and says the New Guy asked for my contact details and if it's okay if he passes them on to him. like (narrows eyes) EITHER my one of 3 clawhammer banjo players in this country swag is bringing all the boys to the yard and i'm about to make a new Music Friend OR i'm gonna have to start dropping increasingly unsubtle hints about my age again

[urprinceoflove]

Catching a Feeling

Pairing: Ralph Dibny x GN!Reader

Requested by: Anonymous

Request: would you mind writing “You’re being very unsubtle with your heart eyes for them.” A member of team flash (idk Harry, Cisco, anyone really) says the prompt to Ralph because he sometimes can't help himself from not so subtley lovingly staring at a totally oblivious reader

Warnings: Fluff, clueless reader, and a grumpy Harry

Word Count: 1,064

A/N: this was fun to write! i totally needed this myself as well. i have missed writing 🥲 (yes i am a dork)

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“You’re being very unsubtle with your heart eyes for them.” Harry grumbled from behind Ralph. The man was debating on strangling the stringy-man.

Ralph barely even flinched. “Oh hey, Harry! What was that?”

Harry’s face was as grumpy as it always was. He could have his face frozen in a frown and nobody would tell the difference.

“I have seen you staring at Y/N. It’s not even close to subtle. Everyone on the team knows about your thing for them.” Harry looked Ralph up and down before crossing his arms over his chest.

Ralph chuckled a bit. “Look, your whole… detective act is great and all, but shouldn’t you leave that to Sherloque? The man is a great detective and–”

“I don’t associate myself with those idiots!” Harry spat. He came up right in front of Ralph, pointing a finger at his chest. “I know what you’re up to Dibny and I’m not quite sure I like it…”

Ralph looked down at Harry’s finger before looking back up at the man. “Has anyone ever compared you to grumpy cat before? You know the meme? You look just like him.”

Harry didn’t bother to say another word, instead he turned around and left the room with annoyed mumbling.

“What was that all about?” You asked, standing right next to Ralph. Ralph jumped this time.

“Y-Y/N! I didn’t notice you there… uh– when did you enter the room? Did you hear that whole thing?”

“Calm down, Ralph…” You giggled. You always had the man rambling for some reason. “I just walked in not too long ago. So?” You were hinting at the conversation.

“Oh okay. Oh! That whole thing?” Ralph pointed behind him with his thumb. He leaned over the main console of the Cortex. He scoffed playfully, “Oh you know… Harry being Harry. You can’t help that he’s such a grump. Doesn’t he remind you of the grumpy cat meme?”

You giggled again. Ralph Dibny was still rambling.

“What?” He defended. “Isn’t it not true?” Ralph shifted in his spot and caused an alarm to start blaring in the Cortex and around the whole laboratories. “Shit!”

Ralph did his best to start pushing all the buttons in the Cortex’s console to get the alarm to shut up. In the process he just activated almost every defense mechanism known to Team Flash.

You just shook your head and rolled your eyes. All you had to do was press one singular button for the alarms to stop.

Ralph let out a nervous laugh. “I knew that was there… see I was testing you! You are a great fit for Team Flash.”

“Sure, sure.” You smiled at the man.

It wasn’t long before Barry, Cisco, and Harry all entered the room. Barry and Cisco were in more of a panic than Harry, Harry was simply annoyed.

“What’s going on?” Barry asked.

Cisco looked around the Cortex’s control system. “Ralph, did you sound all the alarms again?”

“W-What? No way!” He defended himself.

“He pressed just a few buttons and it all just went off.” You snitched. Ralph looked at you with his jaw dropped.

You just smiled at him.

Harry rolled his eyes and walked out of the Cortex without a second thought.

“Well, I am glad everything is okay here.” Barry nodded.

Cisco came up next to Ralph and raised his eyebrows up and down. “Sooo, Ralph. What’s going on?”

“I’m not sure what you mean?” Ralph said plainly while Cisco was circling him like a vulture about to pounce on his already dead prey.

You raised an eyebrow at the small engineer. When you looked to the side of you Barry was busy smiling in the corner, but… what was going on? You didn’t quite understand what was so funny about the situation.

“You know what I mean.” Cisco hinted. He then abruptly turned to you. “You know too don’t you, Y/N?”

You shook your head. “I honestly have no clue what’s going on right now.”

“Just tell them, Ralph!” Barry suggested.

Ralph was being pressured by both his friends, Cisco and Barry, he hadn’t even thought over his words. The man opened his mouth to speak, but shut it immediately. “Uh–” He looked back and forth between his friends and you, debating if the time was right. Well… if Harry caught him then wouldn’t it be inevitable that you were to catch him as well? Ralph took a deep breath. He mumbled something.

“What?” You asked, trying to point your ear more towards him to hear.

“I like you. I like you as… more than a friend, Y/N.” He finally admitted.

Cisco pulled out a party popper from his pocket and popped it. You and Ralph flinched as confetti from the air started to land on the ground. “Congratulations!”

“Cisco!” Barry called. Cisco turned towards Barry. “Give them some space.” Cisco groaned and walked with Barry out of the Cortex. Cisco had one last peak before fully exiting the room.

When both the men were gone, you turned back to Ralph. Ralph sat in the chair that was pulled up behind him. He was messing with his hands and his leg was bouncing up and down.

“You do?” You asked.

“Yeah… if you don't like me back that’s fine I just–”

“Ralph.”

“It was all sudden and I played the hints all right I think… but I know it’s hard for you to see the signs, but then again you are just so beautiful and I can’t help myself sometimes.”

“Ralph…”

Ralph looked up as your voice was closer than before. He hadn’t even realized that you were standing in front of him now. The two of you stared into each other's eyes for a moment before Ralph’s eyes flicked to your lips. Ralph parted his lips a bit. You smiled and you leaned in to him for a kiss. He let you. As your lips collided you already felt Ralph’s hand at your waist. It was only a simple kiss and you both pulled away shortly after.

“Woah,” was all the man could mutter. Luck enough for him you heard him.

“You’re a dork.” You said, shaking your head. You turned away from Ralph and began walking out of the Cortex, your face was warm and you couldn’t stop smiling.

Ralph just shrugged. “Hey, wait, can I get another kiss!?”

[voca-smut-drabbles]

Basic nsfw hcs about the cryptonloids made in hopes I get an actual audience

Miku:

- I believe Miku to be a bit on the bratty side when bottoming tbh

- She's a sweetheart, yeah, but she'll still reject a blowjob with a little “hmph!” just to egg her partner on.

- When she's on top however, she goes all out on making them feel good.

- A vocaloid’s voice is almost always their pride and joy, but to her? Her partner's voice is the best of all, especially when they're crying out her name.

- Bottom line? She's sweet, but spicy, and not afraid to show it.

Rin:

- Where do I begin?

- For starters she gets VERY loud

- Poor girl is way too sensitive for her own good, but luckily I think she’d DEFINITELY be into overstimulation

- She's also got a massive praise kink

- The thought of her partner holding her close and telling her what a good girl she is while simultaneously fucking her senseless?

- That alone is enough to get her wanting them to just have their way with her already.

Len:

- Two words, power bottom.

- He's more than willing to top, but where he really shines is showing his partner who's boss while simultaneously enjoying himself.

- But as much as he likes being in charge, he's also got a thing for getting the tables turned on him

- And his beet-red face when you pin him down is definitely a sight to behold.

- He’s also loud when he’s getting fucked, every little thrust causing him to cry out in pleasure

Kaito:

- If Len’s a power bottom, Kaito is definitely a service top

- His partner’s pleasure is his main priority, and he'll do anything to make sure they're having fun

- On the off chance he does bottom, he’ll try to stifle his moans whenever he can, but he always ends up a complete mess in the end.

- He’ll probably fuss a bit if he doesn't get to make you feel good.

- He’s just a pure boi who wants to make you happy, is really it too much for him to ask?

Meiko:

- This bitch does NOT do submission, and if she does she's bratty as all hell

- She’s definitely kinky in some way shape or form, pegging, roleplay, vibrators, you name it, chances are she's willing to give it a shot.

- More than willing to drop some unsubtle hints whenever she's in the mood

- And when she finally gets her partner to take the bait, you know DAMN well she's gonna enjoy herself.

- She LIVES for every little moan of her sub while she toys with them, and she isn't afraid to show them that they're making her feel good too

- If you’ve got a praise kink, Meiko will DEFINITELY indulge you on that.

- TL;DR, Meiko’s a kinky soft femdom and we stan her for it.

Luka:

- Luka is both a massive sub and a massive dom, I can't see her any other way.

- She’d relish every noise she gets out of her sub, and if she's the bottom you best believe she's gonna be noisy herself.

- Whenever she tops, she's absolutely BRUTAL.

- Teasing, orgasm denial, you name it, she'll use it, and she'll make sure to get her partner to scream in pleasure, no matter what it takes.

- When she subs, however…

- She’d absolutely melt if you used a vibrator on her. The feeling of being forced to endure a pleasure so strong it's almost painful? Hope you like ahegao.

[uncanny-tranny]

Ancient is back for Transsexual Thursday 😁

Last week I thought my ask from two weeks ago was eaten by tumblr, but then you posted it last week instead. I hope I wasn’t too weird or confusing in last week’s ask.

Things that make me happy are that the therapist I’m gonna email is back from her vacation on Monday and my email is ready so I’ll send it out on Monday and then freak out 😅

I’ve also done some very unsubtle hinting on social media that I’m trans, maybe some people will actually figure it out. And if not, the hints might soften the blow when I come out.

- A

I'm going to combine this submission with the last one that I just saw so that it'll make more sense to anyone else reading:

I'm so happy for you! The process of dropping hints for coming out can honestly be kind of amusing at times, especially seeing if people do actually notice and just don't say anything.

I hope you can send that email out! It will be a weight off your shoulders, and having a therapist you like on your team can be a game-changer <<3

[blackcurlsgreeneyes]

Darkest Before the Dawn // Closed RP

@fidelixcorde​

And here Harry had been thinking that the most exciting thing that would happen this school would be the Quidditch World Cup. Really, he should have known better; this was his life, after all. Between the chaos that broke out in the night, after that event, and the unsubtle hints that the Weasleys kept dropping, he really should have had a stronger sense of foreboding.

Technically, it was exciting news. Harry didn’t know anything about the Triwizard Tournament, but it was clear that it held global wizarding significance. If he was honest, though, from the moment Dumbledore announced it, Harry was just as intrigued by the prospect of these other international magical schools as he was by the Tournament itself.

He wasn’t disappointed. The night that the two groups arrived, it was a magnificent and dramatic display; the a carriage the size of a large house flew in pulled by Abraxans, producing the breathtaking medley of darker-skin-toned students with Professor Ahoka from Ilvermorny, and the Durmstrang ship emerged from the lake, revealing its fur-robed students, Professor Karkaroff, and Viktor Krum of all people.

From night one, it was a bit easier interacting with Ilvermorny. Their headmistress didn’t share Karkaroff’s snobbery, and actively worked out a schedule with McGonagall to get her students into the Hogwarts classrooms. And that was how Harry wound up with two new additions in his close friend group; most who had come were seventeen, eligible to compete, but a few had younger siblings who had joined them.

Among these were Taylor and Tyler, and they became part of the group from the first feast, when Taylor overheard Harry’s curiosity over some of the dishes that had appeared, clearly native to their guests’ homelands, and had made herself at home to tell him about it.

Since then, Harry was finding himself delighting in learning about American food, culture, education, and society from the sharp-eyed, sharp-witted girl. She and her twin fit right in--Hermione began improving her sign language, getting to know Tyler--and the weeks rolled on until they reached Halloween.

For the holiday occasion, a cloud of live bats was fluttering around the enchanted ceiling, while hundreds of carved pumpkins leered from every corner. Harry led the way over to Dean and Seamus, who were discussing those Hogwarts students of seventeen or over who had entered. There were names from every House, and excitement was palpable in the air, waiting for the end of dinner and the discovery of who was in.

“Did both your sisters go in for it?” Ron asked Taylor eagerly. “Angelina did, for us....Cedric Diggory, too, from Hufflepuff, and I heard that big Slytherin bloke Warrington, as well. I’d love for it to be a Gryffindor, just seems to make sense, doesn’t it?”

[birt-art]

I'm really enjoying how well BG3 is capturing the vibe of a real DnD campaign. The fact that you can just miss extremely plot relevant lore, NPCs or even companion characters if you just don't explore thoroughly or fluff a roll is so real. And I'm finding it kind of funny how extremely unsubtle all the companions are, dropping hints of their troubled pasts like they're wearing an "ASK ME ABOUT MY TROUBLED PAST" t shirt, this is also how you have to talk in character in DnD because otherwise no one will pick up on the backstory you're hinting at lmfao

[musicals-n-cartoons]

I acquired Mask of the Rose in the sale but only just started playing today. It's pretty funny how apparently the main character spent the past few months hiding at home because the outside world was too frightening. I mean, mood, but still amusing to see your coworker dropping unsubtle hints to get out of the house and do your job.

I was thrown off by how direct the game was. Like every time you meet someone new, the game asks you what your intentions with them are, and I'm like, I don't know game, I just met them, can't start a courtship on just one conversation. Maybe I should have just said I was only looking for friendship at the start.

[dammitradar]

so its valentines again and i am alone this year yet again and honestly, i don’t know if it’s just me accepting defeat or whatever but i literally don’t care anymore. like this is just how it is, and who know maybe sometime in the future i’ll have someone to be all cheesy about one day a year. but not this time around, and i guess that’s fine. i’m just kinda getting sick of it, you know? like i’m not sick of other people being romantic, that’s fine, i’m just sick of it being a total given that i’m not.

[kageyamatobiyogurt]

haikyuu boys’ being unsubtle (suggestive)

a/n: today i present horndog boyfriends being just barely controlled because you’re so damn hot and they don’t know what to do. also kuroo’s is probably where i needed more restraint lmao 

includes: ushijima, tendou, kuroo 

ushijima: 

there was something in the air that day and he couldn’t quite figure it out 

you weren’t even doing anything particularly... scandalous? 

or at least, to you 

to you, you were just simply wearing one of those tee shirts for staying at home and shorts 

but to wakatoshi those shorts hugged but barely covered your ass and he could not stop looking 

throughout the day you become increasingly aware of heavy hands on you 

maybe you were in the kitchen preparing something and you’d feel his large hands suddenly rest on your waist and linger there as he stood behind you 

“hi toshi” you’d giggle as he rested his chin on your shoulder

“hi darling” and those hands on your hips would just give the slightest squeeze to remind you where they were 

or one of these other moments it’s a hand resting on the nape of your neck, giving you a slight massage 

or hands trailing up your arms 

or maybe you’re both aimlessly watching tv and his large hand is on your exposed thigh

he had already pulled your legs so that they’d be resting over his lap instead of -- anywhere else 

as you glance over to look at him, you see that his gaze is fixed on your legs, the one hand on your thigh casually trailing up to dangerous teasing territory 

“are you trying to hint at something, toshi?” you casually ask 

his eyes snap to you and you see his cheeks starting to tint pink 

he tries his best to deadpan a solid “no” but something hard resting against your calf says otherwise 

tendou: 

here i present someone who’s significantly less ashamed 

you can genuinely feel the weight of his gaze on you 

he won’t even say anything 

but here you are at home in pajama pants and a tank top that hugs you so damn perfectly

your hair was tied up too (or if it’s short, it was simply pushed back away from your face) so really, everything was kind of on display (to him) 

he could barely contain himself 

but you’re his anyway, so who’s going to deny him the pleasure of looking

you were working on something in the kitchen and you accidentally dropped your pencil

you could still feel his gaze as you bend down to reach for it 

when you looked back at him he was unabashedly staring with his jaw clenched 

he even makes his way to the table where you’re actually trying to get work done and he pretends to scroll on his phone 

he’s just sneaking more glances  i can’t with him 

this one time you catch him, “eyes up here satori” you chuckle 

even when you get up to get a glass of water you see his eyes scan you up and down without a single ounce of shame 

just this devious smirk plastered on his face

kuroo: 

this man just speaks pure unadulterated filth 

he’s completely fine if you don’t want to actually do anything - in the event that you aren’t in the mood 

but he’ll damn well let you know about it, just so you’re aware 

so you were watching a movie

perhaps your were wearing nothing but one of his large shirts because they’re basically a dress on you anyway 

you were feeling particularly touchy and so you were sat between his legs, mainly wanting to be close to him 

you didn’t realize that this position would leave you so vulnerable to his antics 

“kitten,” he says into your ear, “you look so hot right now” 

at first you thought he was joking, after all, what you were wearing wasn’t that flattering - to you 

you chuckled in return, jokingly batting his head away, not really giving his words much thought 

“i’m serious,” he says, voice much lower in your ear, “i want to bend you over this couch” 

suddenly, you’re feeling much warmer even though you aren’t wearing much 

“tetsu-” 

but he continues, arms wrapping around your middle and pressing your torso against his 

“you know i love it when your cute ass is up for me” 

“love it even more when your cunt takes me in so easily” 

he’s brushing your hair behind your ear and usually, this is such an innocent gesture 

“so what do you say, kitten?”