#(This was from like)

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

had a dream that i found a super mario 64 cd for windows among some old tech stuff, so i booted it up a bit surprised it exists and I see some rooms that i remember from older dreams that don't actually exist in the game (but i don't realize that) but then I also see silver stars in some buggy prototype state and I am confused because silver stars are only a thing in SM64DS, so i look up how this strange version existed, and I find out that apparently the late Steve Jobs licensed this version of super mario 64 ds for windows in the early 2000s

which somehow did not ring confusion bells in my dream self, but what did was that apparently it wasn't just the game it was a whole windows install live cd and i could directly boot an old windows vista instance from it, and I played around with it a bit only to become progressively confused how so much stuff could be saved on a single CD,

and there was what at first looked like some sort of old world building strategy game, running on the desktop like there were some buildings in the corner, and i realized i could turn the camera and there was an entire desolated post apocalyptic world with all the people gone, except it looked like everybody just vanished recently since fields and stuff was still intact and i looked it over extremely confused that even though the cd was abandoned for years this defunct civilization still has wheat fields all up ready to be harvested and stuff,

and then for some reason my grandma and some other old people start showing up looking over my shoulder commenting on the buildings and paths and infrastructure and say things like "this was built by real union men!" and similar things in sort of nostalgic for the past approval

[nacliia]

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[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

[shrubsparrow]

It's in the eye of the beholder

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[calcifershearts]

team usa shuffling away to try and let japan take a team photo with their gold medal and then shuffling back when japan is like NO COME BACK

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.