#(STARDEW VALLEY POST BTW!!!!!)

[ryliith]

Sebastian and Abigail in the corner off-screen, just going through the five stages of grief.

[i-demand-a-good-username]

Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

After Shane stops drinking, Sam is adamant on getting Shane to like joja-cola with him (he's not winning, unfortunately)

One time, Sam bet Shane that he could drink a 12-pack of Joja-cola during one break at work and threw up everywhere from the crazy amount of carbination it has (Even though Shane cried actual tears from laughter, Sam still owed him a pizza because Morris made Shane clean it 😭)

Shane will leave Sam maple bars in his work locker when Sam is having a hard time with his family and denies that it was him (Sam knows) His excuse when caught is that he and Jaz prefer the other donuts in the pack

Shane SUCKS at comforting others, but Sam appreciates the awkward conversation because it just means his buddy is trying to be a good friend.

They both run a secret page that basically makes fun of Morris by posting bad photos or just making a meme out of him

Uh, yeah, anyway. Sam and Shane are besties

[itsmeglycine]

[speltfields]

some angst for YOU 🫵

[vilochkaaa]

why I haven't posted this yet... 💥

[psystirene]

Proof of my autism is I played Stardew Valley with my friend yesterday and went up to Emily (as I do) and in a mere microsecond I said they changed her sprite, sent a before and after and was met with "huh what changed"

I'm not sure if the (regular) sprites were all redone in the update or just hers tbh

[ryuubff]

chinese new year is still going on so i have a reason to start spreading my half-chinese!sebastian propaganda 🧧

[shapelytimber]

I will draw my comfort dilfs going to the beach because why not

Still loving this rarepair :)) warrior and wizard husbands

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Sasha using the title "Lord" in RiAAU after taking over Toad Tower and presumably killing Grime and stealing Barrel's Warhammer from him, and other political and military leaders assuming she's a man because, well, Sasha is a gender neutral name, so they hear Lord Sasha and assume they're talking about an adult male toad warrior. The second most powerful person in the known world and only real threat to the Leviathan reign!

Cue princess Marcy fleeing Newtopia and her father seeking refuge with his worst enemy hoping to offer information and political levarage in exchange for protection, perhaps even offering herself in marriage to transfer eventual inheritances and whatnot, and she finds out that Lord Sasha is not, indeed, a dark and domineering toad warlord, but a beautiful, terrifying girl her age that looks like her and oh god her poor little lesbian heart can barely take it.

[rust-berrie]

this meme’s dying out but i still wanted to contribute

[peko-peko-pekun]

hello to my 7 followers. its been a while. i would like to apologize for my extended absence in which can be blamed on this stupid fucking game that plagues my every waking moment. its a small indie game , you may not have heard of it, very underground, called STARDEW VALLEY. boy, do i have a bone to pick with this game. i have 173 hours in it and i've only played for like two months. fuck this game.

anywway, here's my fanart for it. haley and alex

...and more alex. because i am normal about him i am nor mal i am normal i am normal ai man rofrml a nfafmcxm,m,awrg(h e is the only thing i have draw nfor the past month)

I'm also getting into traditional art . but like really casually ( if you couldnt tell) (sry the images r kinda ass) (im also not really good at drawing humands but im working on it :thumbsup:) i also did some other sketches of haley when i was trying to figure out how to draw her

alex...,...,.,.

[aliengirl]

guys

[spaghoffee]

Hello Stardew Valley (Expanded) community, this gang is nonbinary ok thank you bye

First post on this account so I better make it a good one lol... I'm an artist I swear I'll post actual stuff on here soon pls follow lol

[lunarin64art]

Can't wait for update 1.6 to come to console so I can marry my wife a 3rd time❤️🌻

[1alchemistart]

gasp rare oc post! genuine surprise

does she have a story? no but she has a name and thats better than literally every other oc i've ever had JSDFKSL her name is roxy :] i was playing stardew and my farmer's name on there is roxy and i got attached, as one does 👏 i wuv she

[vilochkaaa]

dobvember day 5: circus