#(Not sorry lol)

[suzukiblu]

btw when you said that maybe you should've given Tim a pocket Bernard in the Damian Gets a Pocket fic, to more clearly distinguish the two storylines, my brain absolutely did not interpret that as "Bernard instead of Core Four Polyamory" but as "Tim with FOUR pockets"

I cannot IMAGINE how the rest of the Core Four would SEETHE over just NOT GETTING TO MEET TIM'S NEW SOULMATE. 🤣

Cassie, Bart, and Kon: TIM. TIM, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID SECRET BAT-RULES, WE WANT TO MEET OUR NEW BOYFRIEND.

Tim: listen, we don't even know if the rest of you ARE soulmates, that's really jumping the gun--

Cassie, Bart, and Kon: you are sleeping on the couch forever, actually, boyfriend-hogger.

meanwhile, somewhere in Gotham:

Bernard, carefully preparing his Tim-Pocket a sampling of tiny desserts to figure out which ones to "accidentally" make a quadruple batch of: So anyway how long do you think Big You's gonna keep trying to hide three super-powered Pockets in his camera bag every time he sees us like he thinks he's slick? And also keeping Mini-Me stuck in his utility belt when he's on-duty instead of just getting the poor little guy a mask already. Also that. Like, rough estimate. I need to know when I need to be prepared to trot out my oblivious civilian face, that's all.

Pocket!Tim: /chirpchirpsqueak

Bernard, reasonably: You're right, I should just start stalking Young Justice until I can trick them into meeting me with weaponized pastry. Good plan, Clicker.

[gilly-moon]

Yeah we’ve reached Trolls!AU levels of insanity tonight friend

[galaxygorl-does-stuff]

:)

[brother-genitivi]

the brainrot is consuming me fr

[0ccuria]

Sorry for horny on main again but...

Qi'zyr'ra's tiny and willowy frame topping over Halsin on his back with his arms bound in vines (which he can easily snap free from if he really wanted to, but he doesn't want to, because having this little alien woman have control over him is a DELIGHT) and his legs sprawled open while she milks him dry and pegging him into oblivion until his body is trembling from the overstimulation

And before he can even really catch his breath he gets a face full of that astral githussy 👏👏

[auburniivenus]

"Oxytocin? A natural hormone that manages key aspects of the female and male reproductive systems, including labor and delivery and lactation, as well as aspects of human behavior?" "I need to go pet my adorable batastarion @estarion , my fluffy Pomeranian Kurosaki-kun @orangeshinigami , a not so strange white majestic one Samoyed Sesshoumaru @daiyokainu , my dangerous Doberman Cazador @fallesto and the most precious Mulan Maltese @adversitybloomed. Yes I have a bat as pet. No this is not a shelter, it's my home."

Send a message if you want to be adopted too.

Who found this video first : @queenharumiura . I am only reposting.

[chishiii-shuntaro]

oh but i would love to hear you purr

And I would love to see you laying on the floor in the pool of your own sweat, grunting from pain, begging me not to tase you again for this constant mockery of my person. Alas, we cannot have everything we want, no? — Chishiya

[princessefemmelesbian]

Anyway, Santa is more real than transandrophobia is.

[i-am-confused-always]

me, holding my mental illness and disabilities: oh no, what will I do with this?

new character (cough bumblebee rn cough): hi! I’m your new obsession!

me: *stares aggressively for a moment before projecting onto them (him) like a mother fucker and laughing manically*

(yes this is why I have him making dark jokes)

[suzukiblu]

Hi, this is super late, i havent been able to do the words thing bc we had family over and stuff, but i need you to know that the horrible (resignedly affectionate) christmas song stuck in my head this year got infinitely better because of you: for months my brain has been screaming about Three Crop Tops, Two Cu-ute Goats And A Nice Ho-ouse On A Cul de Sac

[sigelfire]

Don't Worry!!!

Sometimes I am like "I'm gonna check out this blog" and end up reblogging almost everything!

Please, don't think I am stalking you, it's just I am way enthusiastic with the things I like and you've been posting them all!!! :)

[sunnidaydreamer]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

edit: src: http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/January/appreciate-dragon-day.htm

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[arcanefanpage]

SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!

[silverview]

psa