#(Like the cuck he is)

[yellowwwcrayon]

why does he straddle Paradox like that? he's such a whore

[iizuumi]

Hsnr day!!!

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for hawkahy with a Live Trapper Reaction. i leave the precise interpretation of that expression up to you

[txjis]

toji who shoves your head down while you’re giving him head, stuffing your nose into pubes that trail from his belly button down to the top of his dick <3

toji who also pulls your head back off of him, guiding it down to lap and suck as his breeder balls, heavy cock laid across your face- dribbling precum dangerously close to your eye. <33

ask/requests: OPEN

god i want him so bad not a SECOND goes by where i’m not thinking about toji and his big stupid cock MADE to fuck people stupid.

[freakinator]

sorry wemmbu but you couldnt handle s2 zam's transfem swag so minute cucked you instead

[retributory]

i'm willing to accept bingliushen into my heart but specifically the version that only exists in my mind where bingliu are doing absolutely criminal things to each other's holes while sqq sits in his cuck chair and runs an entire commentary on it while pointedly ignoring the category 9 boner situation in his pants

[lunarin64art]

That feeling when he can't stand to see you that way, no matter what you do, no matter what you say😩😭💔

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No Sharing.

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[murderofravens]

cheating on yuuji w megumi js the most unrealistic trope because why would i want a quiet brooding twink w daddy issues when i could have a funny pretty buff himbo who will worship me but is also capable of beating my ass if it comes to that

[bisclavret]

here's four entire minutes of (french) sir gawain on the literal edge of his seat losing his mind watching lancelot sweep the floor with everyone at a jousting match and saying "lanslo" (french for "lancelot") to king arthur every time he wins just in case arthur missed it. one of the many ways arthurian cinema peaked with lancelot du lac (1974) dir. robert bresson

[kiisaes]

feeling very toxic deku stan lately

[charmac]

Genuine question. Do you like or dislike Rob? Your posts tend to imply both feelings hahaha

Do I like Rob?

[lawtistic]

chris telling leon about all the co workers and workplace gossip at the rpd that leon never got the chance to experience

telling him all about the drama between s.t.a.r.s members like they were still a team. telling him all about what marvin was like, from what he saw of him. telling him about all the people he knew bits of and secrets about.

and leon just listens. in part because he feels sorry for himself that he never got to experience that sense of community and never met these people or had that comeradery and in part because chris did, and he lost all of it.

[hellonerf]

remade that old shit character inspo chart with more characters this time. thankfully everyone condones it when i dont make sense

[yonpote]

like the only thing that makes me uncomfortable about straight boy ships is the like. "female cuckoldry" aspect where ppl are like yeah theyre cheating on their bitch girlfriends bleh bleh like theres always misogyny embedded there and ESPECIALLY if their irl gf/wifes are not content creators or just arent as much in the limelight its like. weird! i realize the phannie is saying this but i do actually have morals with rpf lol and it turns out my moral line is misogyny

[yallemagne]

Seeing how we've established we want Morph and Erik friendship goals.

Morph: You know what. Screw this! I want out of this Jean, Maddie, Scott and Logan bullshit.

Morph: Scoot over Rogue! Let me sit on Erik's lap+

Erik: What?

Logan: WHAT?!

Morph: Come on Mags. We'd go great together. I'm bald. You're old, powerful and violent. I'd bring out the fun in you. You make me feel pretty

Erik:

Erik: You don't feel pretty?

Morph: If we don't make Rogue jealous. We'd definitely make the professor envious

Erik:

Erik: Okay now-

Morph: I'm not hearing a no!

Erik: I...am not saying a yes.

Logan: **rolls eyes*

Morph would soooo insert themselves into others' relationship drama. They're just so tired of basking in the angst of watching the man they love pine over the ultimate power couple: a duo who could only be wedged apart by a clone of one of them. Girls (gender neutral) just wanna have fun.

And they'd get so fucking into it. They're like "I'm sick of this baby garbage, I want some real drama. I'm gonna go fuck with the Magneto/Rouge/Gambit with a sprinkling of Chuck thing going on over there. And listen when I tell you: I'm going all the way. I was never able to chink the armour of Grey Summers and get between those two to stir the pot, but I'm playing multiple teams here, buddy, you just watch, I'm romancing all of you. You're all gonna be fighting over me by the end of this, and you won't even know where you started."

The whole team is watching on in horror like "this is worse than when they were being mind-controlled by Mister Sinister..."

(also I love Erik hearing Morph's pitch and only replying "...you don't feel pretty?" like he's already geared up to shower Morph with compliments after it's implied they're insecure. man is hooked.)