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[cheerscafe]

White sturgeon (Acipenser transmontanus)

Jerma (Jerma985)

[procyoren]

Hii! Well, since you're taking recs, I was thinking of...mayhaps..Wirt from Over the Garden Wall in his orange sweather? He'd look so adorable in your style...

Poetry and clarinet guy

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

steve singing the cheesiest pop songs into a fake microphone at eddie just bc he's in a good mood and because eddie 'hates' it

steve singing these songs morphs into steve singing the same songs but swapping out lyrics to whatever eddie is doing, or they're doing, or to something that happened in a hellfire campaign etc

steve still singing those songs around everyone else but also starts to sing his changed lyric masterpieces to eddie specifically

One particular instance being when Steve starts to sing Frankie Valli at him while trying to convince him to go out with him and robin to this club they'd heard about.

He and Robin were trying to convince him from their spots behind the counter at Family Video, arguing about if he should come with them or not long enough for Steve to come around the counter and actually do his job, stacking away tapes onto the closest shelves, when Sherry comes on over the radio.

Steve starts to bob his head along while Robin tries telling him again that it's a good place, that she has it on good authority that it's a place for other Friends of Dorothy, but she doesn't get far before Frankie AND Steve start to sing.

Eddie can quite literally note believe what he's seeing.

Steve is staring him down, his eyes full of glee as he croons Eddie's name back at him, a well-worn copy of Gremlins acting as his mic.

"Eddie~! Eddie Baby! Eddie~! Eddie Baby--" Steve's long, high pitched (though somehow still in tune) crooning of his name in place of Sherry's is (luckily) funny enough to keep his face from showing exactly how he's feeling about being called baby.

"What in the hell are you doing?"

"I agree with Buckley."

Steve ignores them, signing about his moonlit party or something, putting the tape where it goes on the shelf to Eddie's right just in time to turn and snatch up Eddie's hands in his to sing "I'm gonna make-a you my-i-ine~!", right to him, tossing his head around with the last line and spinning away to keep shelving tapes.

Eddie's face blazes hot.

"Oh my god, this is actually doing it for you, isn't it?"

He looks over at Robin, ready to snap at her, deny it all, but she looks so sincere under that mirth.

He sighs.. "Yeah."

"Can you come out tonight?" Steve sing-asks, jumping into his space and startling him.

"Really??"

He's grabbed up Ghostbusters this time, "YooOOOuUU better ask your Uncle~ Tell him everything is alright"

"He won't care!"

Steve's voice pitches lower as he continues to ignore Eddie's comments, stepping away to a nearby shelf "Why don't you come out?" then higher immediately after, as he slides the tape onto it's shelf, "With your red flannel on"

"I can't wear a dress?"

"Mmm, you look so fine~!"

"Shut up, Harrington!" Eddie's cheeks are on fire

Steve continues to ignore him, stepping back into Eddie's space and snatching him up in a spin, one hand on his hip, one grabbing his opposite hand, "Move it nice and easy,"

He's front to front with the man of his dreams and said man is, shimmying his hips to the tune, "Well you make me lose my miiiind!"

Steve goes into more long belts of "EeeEEdie bay-ay-bee" as he spins away back to shelve more tapes, leaving Eddie both entranced and bewildered at the front of the store.

"He'll be so bummed if you don't come now."

Eddie sighs, leans back against the counter to wait out the rest of the song, "Yeah.. I know."

- - - - - - - - - - -

and then they go to the bar and then steddie kiss and robin kisses a super cute girl and they live happily ever after the end

this exact scenario has haunted me every time sherry comes on the radio so today you finally get it too lmao

[dirt-and-scrivles]

Hello here is my pjeg au; the no killing game one where I give them pets (the real change is that Wolfgang is responsible enough to keep himself and a pet alive)

Pet stats:

[norilovesaclown]

Don't mind me. I'm just preparing myself cuz It just a matter of time to get into the GO hyperfixation again... BUT, as u can see, Los Simuladores' my current obsession, so IT CAME TO MY MIND A MEDINA/SANTOS GOOD OMENS AU.

Bro, hear me out: Santos as Crowley, Medina as Aziraphale. Dang! I'm insane for this. I'm SO sorry.

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

[wilhelmified]

my contribution to the wilmon clinginess discourse is that I think wille is more of a general -but less intense- clingy person; he likes having simon close to him all day long. he likes keeping some kind of physical contact with him random times of the day; a hand on simon's back, sealing any kind of conversation with a small kiss, hugging simon for no reason at all random times of the day just to recharge, holding his hands with both of his own like their his to safekeep.

simon, while less clingy on a general basis, is soooo much more clingy than wille on an occasional basis. canon examples of this are the palace scene in 3x01 or the final scene in the car in the finale, moments where (at least to me) simon appears more emotional and clingier.

outside canon, I think sick simon would be vastly clingier than sick wille. in the mornings wille spends as much as he can admiring simon and giving him featherlight kisses and caresses before simon wakes up, but when it comes to actually getting out of bed, it's simon that complains the most about missing wille's warmth. last example... definitely their wedding/engagement day!!! I just know that boy is gonna be an absolute mess and he's gonna cling to wille like a koala bear...

they're both really clingy people, but wille is just always somewhat clingy; simon however reserves his clinginess for special occasions but when he does become clingy he's outright insufferable and disgusting with it

[sabeedraws]

babys will just use their loving dads as a jungle gym sometimes

[lugarn]

Pavlov by Kalimyre is a fic where for most of it, the main characters are trapped in a box that is aliens pavloving them into doing it. What fandom is it? SG1, but you don't need to know that.

Every time I see this post I am reminded of this masterpiece and I just have to share:

Pavlov (29834 words) by Kalimyre Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stargate SG-1 Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill Characters: Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill, Samantha "Sam" Carter, Teal'c (Stargate) Additional Tags: Aliens Made Them Do It

excerpt:

“Here we are, trapped in a little room, all our gear gone and no way out. Haven’t we done this, oh, a few hundred times already?”

(they absolutely have, and this reader will never tire of it.)

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

[tyriq-edits]

D-16 is just a man

[wrathofrats]

Guys we need a loser ghoul. Like a real fucking LOSER. I love that all the ghouls are hot and cunty but where’s the ghouls that look like they smell like a musty towel huh???? That can’t cook or clean like they’re just fucking pathetic loser

[parker-artio]

I’m not a fan of the DC Valentine’s Day special this year, honestly not many people are.

But the one good thing:

Yeah.

That’s brotherly behavior right there.

[artsycrapfromsai]

Is it still pokemon day? 💕💌✨🎀🌸

(these are poke versions of my OCs Amaryllis and Percival lol)

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

Decided to pitch in as a pinch hitter for the @plgiftexchange

Christmas time LayDon fluff at your service! For @dragongutsixofficial

I wanted to include a couple references in the color pallettes, so nwos Luke is wearing a scarf in marina’s colors and don paolo is wearing a scarf in flora’s colors to symbolize him stepping up as like.. a mentor to her? They got closer and now he’s her step dad. Yes this is me pushing my apprentice flora propaganda. Shhhhhhh. Oh and flora herself actually uses the red from don paolo for her hair bow and the red from Layton on her gloves. I love her so.

[catboyriot]

Housecat ~ From my sketchbook :3

[onehalfoftheset]

and then it DID