#(If you squint)

[justanotherchangeling]

I am somehow both

them

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

Yes I'm doing this

pls take my quiz and put your results in the tags

[ginnungagay]

nest of birds

[il1kerac0ns]

Gay ass books and their gay ass creators

(My headcanon is that the books have a surprisingly healthy relationship and neither of their toxic yaoi ass creators can stand it)

[spikezonebby]

not a req or anything horny just the most random shit i came up with halfway biting into sushi.

imagine earthspark optimus just chilling in public in his holoform, but since the transformers are well known in earthspark, and theres all the shows + comics.. some random kid recognizes the fucking color scheme and is like 'mama look! his hair is colored like optimus prime!' and op nearly fucking loses it at hearing his name

Oh the punchline where he accidentally proves the kid right because his head snaps to the side like "huwah?? Someone need help?"

Megs isn't much more subtle but at least he has the forethought not to jump to everyone's aid at a moment's notice.

"No, they don't need help, Orion." Hint hint nudge nudge you're not a prime right now, idiot.

"Oh, ha. Yes. Must have misheard. Thank you, Mega-- Megan."

Cue a long, long stare across the table.

[intothedysphoria]

Proposition- what if Steve doesn’t think he’s good enough for Billy actually

I mean he’s established as a dick in season one, and obviously he has character growth in season 2/season 3 but like that knowledge is a heavy burden to bare.

Steve knowing that deep down he’s a dick (well, thinking that he is at least) and here comes this guy

This guy who is so beautiful and resilient and outwardly queer. Meanwhile Steve hasn’t even kissed another guy yet.

Of course he accepts Billy’s offer to “have some fun” in the back of the Camaro but that’s just because he’s selfish. That’s what Steve keeps telling himself, to stop himself from falling.

Billy deserves better than him. He just needs to take this as the blessing that it is and move on.

The problems really start to arise when Billy seems determined to stay.

They multiply when Steve stops having the energy to tell him to go

[thediagnosedweeb]

I am the hungry beast waiting outside your window, I'll chew off my own leg before I admit I'm starved though

Mitski Abbey // Daniel M. Lavery How To Respond To Criticism // Caroal Lee To Die For // Liv Ullmann Changing // Ethel Cain Strangers //Orson Scott Card // Mitski Shame // Pat the Bunny I'm not a good person // Mitski Humpty // Maggie Nelson Bluets // Charles Bukowski Ham on Rye // Sylvia Plath the unabridged journals of sylvia plath // Jenna Barton

[betraumatizebaby]

I saw your post and have some incorrect quotes!

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*Eurylochus and Elpenor are planning to crash Ody and Poseidon's "wedding"*

Eurylochus: We need to distract the guards.

Elpenor: Right.

Eurylochus: What are we gonna do?

Elpenor: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.

Eurylochus:

Elpenor:

Eurylochus: Deal.

(Spoiler: They did NOT save Odysseus and ended up married too)

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Persephone: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Polites. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Polites!

Hades: Nope.

Persephone: In that case, as the archbishop of Hades's fully awakened Bidom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my love, and kiss Polites right on the lips!!!

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Hades, holding a rock: Polites just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Persephone: If you don't marry him, I will.

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Odysseus, to Poseidon: I'll be under the mistletoe when I start feeling desperate!

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(During the honeymoon)

The gods: I regret nothing!!!

The crew: I regret everything!!!

I Signed Up for a Quest Not a Wedding Registry! AU part two

Previous = Next

Let me continue this.

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Eurylochus: This man is crazy, y'all. I've had him blocked on everything for weeks, yet he still manages to find ways to contact me—

(Hears something and turns around to look at a microwave. Yes, I know microwaves don't exist yet, but whatever.)

Eurylochus: Bro, this is what I'm talking about! Look, he's calling me on my microwave—how is that even… I didn't know microwaves could do—How is he doing that?

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Poseidon: …. --- ..- --. …. / .. - .----. … / -. --- - / -- -.-- / ..-. .- ..- .-.. - --..-- / .. / .- .--. --- .-.. --- --. .. --.. . / ..-. --- .-. / -- -.-- / .- -.-. - .. --- -. …

Odysseus: What's that?

Poseidon: Remorse code.

Odysseus: …I'm even more angry now.

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Dionysus: I had a dream where you were cheating on me last night. Explain yourself.

Elpenor: ?

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Poseidon: Odysseus, let me in! I need to save you.

Odysseus: Save me from what?

Poseidon: From what I’m going to do to you if you don’t let me in.

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Polites, walking into the underworld: Hello, people who do not live here.

Eurylochus: Hi.

Odysseus: Hello.

Elpenor: Hey!

Polites: I gave you the key to my house for emergencies only!

Odysseus: …We were hiding away from them.

Elpenor: Yeah, I need a break from Dionysus—for at least four days.

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(Dionysus hands Elpenor a marriage certificate signed by him.)

Elpenor: What is…? How did you do this?

Dionysus: Come now, Elpenor. A magician never reveals his secrets.

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Other Demigod: Seriously, what do you see in that guy? (referring to Polites)

Hades and Persephone: He makes us laugh.

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Poseidon, after Hades judges him and the others for kidnapping a mortal and forcing them into a marriage: Why do you act like you didn't kidnap your lover and have two lovers?

Hades: Well, first of all, Zeus gave me permission to marry Persephone, and second, not only did Polites actually consent to the marriage, but Persephone allowed it to happen! Did your other wife agree to this?

Thank you for this incorrect quote, this made my days! Anyway please give me more ideas. I would love to hear your ideas and opinions for this AU!

[beemoboppin]

I’m obsessed with the idea of Grian stopping time—defying the watchers once again—to save Scar from permadeath, but at the same time the snail did catch up to and hit Scar so his code was torn, and that’s how he got his red life scar

[the-goddess-of-gays]

one time Percy walked in on a seriously sleep-deprived Leo spewing motor oil and Tabasco sauce all over the engine room because he "wanted to see why Festus liked the stuff so much" and (being the genius we all know he is) decided to chug a bottle of it.

long story short, Leo ended up confined to his cabin for a ten-hour nap by a deeply concerned Jason Grace and a deeply annoyed Piper McLean, and Percy had to go apologise to Annabeth for how horrifying he must have been as a middle schooler (she laughed for a solid ten minutes)

[qiqilasblog]

The eye opened and I wasnt prepared.

[slightlyartist]

Tate deserves to punch Ford so I drew it, felt really therapeutic <3

[blorbosinmyheadcentral]

Supervised Machine Learning

[eternal-moss]

I forgot to post this, which I made while binging the manga

[narusasuart]

It's ok babe, you'll get there in your own time

[infernumequinomin]

Have we considered what it means that Laois is so good at killing monsters, the one thing he loves, and so bad at fighting humans, the thing he feels most distance from. And inverse Kabru is terrible at killing monsters, the one thing he wants to destroy, but so good at killing humans he would have killed Falin 6 different times when he tried to kill her if her anatomy had been more human, despite his love for and drive to protect humanity? Have we considered what it means to be able to kill that which you love but not that you hate? Has anyone fucking considered the imposter syndrome that has to come from only being good at killing that which you love most??? The fear of not being able to protect yourself from the thing you most think is a threat simply because you cannot find a way to understand it enough to take it's life?