#(I say that but I literally only know two of them)
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catis15 · 2 days ago
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See ik this probably relates to various fandoms... But my two OCs are literally this (lord I need to make art for them) 🤣
Although....
My first thought is Briar is doubt, mystery, and night and Keallaise is summer conviction and sun
Cuz that's kinda the whole reason they get together...? Kes helps Beebs through her doubt and has always loved night time while Beebs looks up to Kes's conviction and like .. yeah
But Kes doubts everything all the time, she's just comfortable in her doubt... The only thing she doesn't doubt is Bee. And Briar has the conviction of a thousand burning fucking suns but only because Kes reminded her what it's like to have a purpose....
Shit not some random post making me deep dive into my own fucking OCs lore shianskakae
I'd say yes .... Just depends on if we're talking beginning or end of the story because it basically flips lmao
Also they would 100% corrupt each other, in fact they come into contact with alternative universes at least once or twice and almost every one is either they are 10x more fucked up (but still together) or 10x more healthy (but still together) once in a blue moon is one where they don't meet (and spend life mourning a soul they don't even know) or one where they are enemies (one spent full of purpose and emotion but also deep tragedy because they lack each other lovingly and don't even know it)
It's too late to be info dumping about my stupid fucking soulmate things I need to go to bed and stfu XD
oh youre a lesbian couple? which one of you is doubt, mystery and the night and which one of you is of summer, conviction and the sun?
unrelated question: if one of you were corrupted would you try to corrupt the other? completely unrelated. btw.
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backtothefanfiction · 3 days ago
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Hiii!!! Absolutely love your Joaquin fics rn!! Could you write a Joaquin x fem!reader, who has captain marvels powers? Or atleast very similar. Maybe it takes places during the celestial fight during new world order, and maybe also the aftermath?
No Strings Attached | Joaquin Torres x Avenger!reader
Summary; you had an agreement, a simple arrangement, but feelings are always inevitable in these things
Word Count: 2.1k+
Warning: Smut! 18+ Only! PinV, oral (female receiving), a little dirty talk
A/N: So I’m doing the double today. How very efficient of me. Also I recall a wish for the shower scene I wrote the other day to have turned into something spicy so I figured I’d deliver under this ask. Enjoy.
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You didn’t have the time or focus for a relationship and neither did Joaquin. You didn’t even live in the same state. But both working with Avengers on Avengers level missions, you often ran into each other and ended up working with one another every few months or so. And on the occasions when that did happen, you both had found a great way to let off a little bit of steam post mission.
The second he found out his latest mission was going to be in your neck of the woods he couldn’t wait. It took all of his concentration to stay focused on the mission at hand and not on finally getting his dick wet later.
He was chasing down the bogey when your voice came through his comms. “Yo Torres, want an assist?”
He shook his head as he smiled to himself. Although it had been his mission, being in your city meant it was only a matter of time before you got involved. “I was beginning to think you weren’t gonna show.” he said as he looked to his right and you pulled alongside him. Where he needed a whole suit and fancy gear to fly, you had cosmic powers that literally blasted you through the air like a rocket.
“What can I say? I was busy,” you threw back.
“Doing what?” he asked.
“Cancelling my plans for the evening,” you smiled at him with a knowing wink.
“Falcon, we’ve got two more missiles incoming,” a controlled male voice cut through the comm link to you both.
“I’ll get these two,” you said, indicating to the ones you were both currently chasing, “you get the other two.”
“Alright.” he agreed before he began to bank left and turn back toward the direction of the other two missiles.
Chasing down missiles was routine for you at this point. You angled your head forward, your arms pushing back to your sides as you put on another burst of speed to catch up to the missile on the right, coming up beneath it. You quickly began to guide it towards the direction of its companion and the two collided in mid air in a firey blast.
“How you doing back there feathers?” You asked through the comms, coming to a stop and hovering mid air as you sought out the flash of green against the blue sky that would indicate where he was.
“They’re splitting off.” he grunted down the comms as he tried to fight with one of the missiles, willing it to change course and drop down into the sea.
“I’m on it.” you said, spotting the stray missile in the distance. You raced for it but realised you weren’t going to make it in time. Instead you stopped and put all your effort into pushing a photon blast towards it, hoping to detonate it before it got too close to the ground. Your body jerked backwards with the force and you waited with baited breath for it to make contact.
3…2…1! Your arm came up to shield your face as you were knocked backwards by the blast but you quickly caught yourself again.
“Is that all of them?” you asked?
There was a pause before the other male voice from before came through the comms to tell you both that Cap had got things back under control on the ground and you could both stand down.
“Just another day at the office, huh?” you said to Joaquin as he came up alongside you again.
“Yeah, just another day at the office.” he agreed.
“At least I don’t have to do the paperwork on this one.” you taunted before you shot him a small salute and began to divert your course and head back home.
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It was nearly 9pm by the time he arrived. You’d been able to eat, tidy up, shower and even catch a couple episodes of the latest tv show you were binging. The second you opened the door to your appartment and let him in, he was on you.
“Is it weird if I say I missed you,” he panted between kisses and you pulled him inside and he kicked the door closed behind him.
“You mean your dick missed me,” you joked as you ripped the open checked button down off of his shoulders and he quickly slipped his arms out of it, not wanting to waste any time.
“Yeah, that too,” he said as his mouth tried to keep up with you as you guided him down the hallway to the open kitchen living room. “Dios mio eres hemosa,” he muttered to himself as you reached to pull your T-shirt up over your head and threw it across the room.
“Look you want to keep talking or do you want to fuck me? Your call Torres.” you panted as you tried to keep things moving along.
He quickly lifted his white T-shirt off over his head and exposed his golden skin to you.
“Someone’s been working out,” you commented as you took in his abs.
“Now who’s talking,” he grinned as he quickly closed the gap between you again, his hands threading into the hair behind your heads as he smashed his lips back into yours.
You couldn't help but moan against his lips as you felt him push his body up against you, his dick already growing hard and pushing against the zipper of his jeans. You both almost tripped over the arm of the sofa as you blindly tried to move back towards your bedroom, your hands completely lost as they frantically moved across one another’s skin.
“Uhg, fuck this,” he groaned, lifting you by the back of your thighs and slamming your back down into the couch cushions, his fingers scrambling to pull down your sweats and underwear before he dived headfirst between your legs.
You immediately began to whimper as his tongue carded through your folds, flicking hungrily at your sensitive clit. Your fingers tangled into his hair encouragingly as you tipped your head back, your eyes closing as you focused only on the feeling of his tongue against your cunt.
“Oh Joaquin, fuck,” you panted as you felt your muscles already beginning to tingle and grow tight.
He hummed happily into your pussy as he ate you out, your praise and whimpers like music to his ears as you squirmed beneath him. He was leaning over the arm of the chair to be at the right angle and he reached to undo the button and zipper on his jeans to alleviate some of the pressure from his erection, shifting his junk in his pants before he moved that hand back up towards your entrance. His slid two fingers inside you with ease, the tips of them curling in a come hither motion that had you practically writhing beneath him, desperate for release.
“Come on baby, just let go. Vamos bebe, dámelo.” he said huskily and you practically screamed as your climax took over you, soaking his fingers and tongue.
“Ahí está. Esa es mi chica.” His words always made you delirious. Always left you in a haze. And for just a little time you could imagine and play pretend. For those couple hours you were with him, you were his girl. And he was yours.
You quickly pushed him back off you so you could slam your mouth against his again, your tongue lapping your juices from his lips.
“God, you’re a fucking dream,” he praised and once again his words went straight to your head.
“Where do you want to do it? Here, or in the bedroom?” you asked him.
“How about here, then in the bedroom. Then in the shower, on the kitchen counter,” he listed off as your lips began to mark a hungry trail down the side of his neck, your hand moving to palm at his length as he fought to rid himself of his jeans.
“Sounds like a plan,” you panted, wanting to make the most of the limited time you had together, “How long do we have?”
“My flight leaves at 8am.” he said.
“Then, I guess we best get moving then,” you encouraged him.
“You still on the-“
“Yep,” you quickly responded, desperate to finally feel him inside you again after months of just playing with yourself and your magic wand.
“And you haven’t?”
“Nope.” You replied just as quickly. He always asked the same questions just to check in on the off chance anything had changed, but there was no one else other than Joaquin. That’s why you had started sleeping with him in the first place. No strings. No complications. Just really good sex. “What about you? Have you?”
“No.” he quickly said, but there was a flash of something in his eyes that said there was more to that answer than he really wanted you to know. “Okay, enough talking,” he panted as he grabbed your legs and pulled you closer to the end of the sofa, tilting you up at just the right angle and lining himself up, before teasing his way inside. You both let out a deep moan as he began to fill you up, your mouth hanging open as his brow furrowed in concentration, not wanting to blow his load before he had even begun.
You were always so wet for him. So warm and welcoming. Fucking you felt like coming home and that scared Joaquin. No strings, that was what you both agreed, but he knew he was failing. Knew every time he saw you, every time you hooked up, he grew a little more attached to you. He’d wake the next morning and struggle to leave. He’d lay awake after a long day back home, just wondering what you were doing. If you thought of him in the same way. Sometimes he even thought about just buying a plane ticket and showing up on your door. Not even to have sex, but just watch tv and cuddle up on your sofa. To hear you laugh. To be with you when you wanted to cry.
“Oh shit,” he grunted as he continued to thrust into you, the realisation hitting him as his eyes locked onto yours, He was completely and utterly in love with you and he knew all it would take would be one more orgasm together and he would be completely and utterly yours.
You saw how the look on his face changed. You knew exactly what it meant too. “Say it,” you said to him as his eyes moved from your face to where your two bodies met, willing himself to make it less personal again. If he just focussed on that angle he could pretend he was watching porn. Detach himself from the act just long enough to get through this.
“Say it,” you demanded, but he shook his head. “Joaquin!” you said firmly, forcing him to look into your eyes again. “Say it,” you said again more softly and that’s when he saw it. The same feeling reflected in your eyes.
“I love you,” he said.
“Fuck,” you squeaked as he hit that sensitive spot inside you just right, “I love you too,” you panted, finally allowing yourself to admit to yourself and him what you’d known for a while now. “I love you too.” You breathed.
He practically growled in hunger at your words, his hips picking up pace as he became desperate to make you cum again. His girl. His only one. His thumb reached to rub circles over your clit. He knew he couldn’t last much longer, especially with the way you were looking at him and he needed you to finish with him. “Vamos baby,” he began to encourage his words husky, “necesito que te corras para mí.”
Your body began to tense under his ministration, your muscles bearing down in anticipation. You could see the concentration on his face, the effort to not blow his load just yet. Not before he had made you cum one more time this round.
You moved your fingers down to circle your clit, replacing his own fingers to speed the process along just that little bit quicker. “That’s it baby, so beautiful. That’s my girl,” he encouraged until you were able to let go.
Your orgasm hit you like a truck, your fingers reaching to grip tightly onto his biceps and ground you as he continued to pump himself into your sensitive cunt once, twice, three times more until he stilled, his chest heaving as his body fell forward. His arms just about caught him, propping himself up before he collapsed on you completely as he filled you up.
You sighed as you breathed heavily and tried to regulate yourself. “Uhhhgg, so much for no strings attached.” you finally said when you didn’t feel like your heart was going to lurch out of your chest anymore.
“Yeah,” he chuckled and agreed, his head turning so he could look you in the eyes once again. “So much for no strings attached.” he repeated, before you both began to laugh.
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kanmom51 · 2 days ago
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Chapter 3 in the making
Traveling together to "film a show" was big (yes, this was to film a show, but we all know it was mainly to spend much needed time together, and if we didn't, let's be honest that we did, but if we didn't, then JK literally confirmed this for us in episode 1 of AYS). But back in 2023 when a public Jikook was a scarcity, left us with more question marks than anything else as to how this will actually be coming to fruition.
Enlisting together was HUGE. Like H U G E. Them being the only ones to do so not only within BTS but the first and only idols to do so. A choice made by the two of them. To do this together. With each other. Not with anyone else.
Are You Sure?! Do we need any words here? Like really? Because AYS was as loud as F$@&. No, seriously, idk what you want to call it, a soft launch, a smack in the noggin, whatever you do, it was quite clear to those who have eyes and a brain. With or without knowing who JM and JK are, their history, their culture. Louder to those who do know them.
Since their enlistment and even through Muse and AYS we got practically nothing from the two. Oh, we did have a couple of interesting pics from their basic training and graduation, a few pics from the unit, a shit ton of signatures, some more interesting than others (joint messages, pretty decorations...) and a few nice messages, but mostly silence from the two. This stood out even more so in comparison to the almost barrage we've been getting from NJ and Tae, both enlisted only a day before Jikook.
And then came December. With less than 6 months to go.
JK going live from his new place. Dare I say their new place? It's not like we haven't talked about this over the past 18 months. Speculating, wondering. But man (figure of speech y'all), these last couple of months, they are sure making me feel like what we saw as leaning to the delusional side or more so wishful thinking, ain't no delusion or wish, but more so a very possible reality to come.
But let's get back on track.
So, December gave us:
"We spend our free time together", "we sing together", "we sing while we shower daily together", not to mention JK's btw remark about seeking privacy away from others "to sing".
Then came JM in January with their "conversations before going bed" about "what kind of image we want to show" and "what kind of lives we will live moving forward".
And February rolls in and we think that we will be back to their silent treatment, but JK comes to us with a heartfelt message (they really feel the end and want out). But nothing prepared us for Hobi's birthday live and once again those two with their "we share a room" and "we have stories to tell, but not sure how much we actually can..." that won't scare us off, lol.
Funny how every single hysterical claim made by those who were hit so very hard by their joint enlistment has been shut down by the two of them by now!!
Anyway, do we see a pattern here? Can we call this a pattern? Is there more to come? Well, obviously there is post military service, but seeing as to how they have been in the past couple of months, I'm thinking that we will be getting more even before that.
I'm guessing that conclusion isn't a far fetched one, seeing what we got last night.
And OMG, that was another HUGE loud af Jikook statement.
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Ribbon on right: "I love you 🖤"
Ribbon on left: "BTS Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook".
Yes, a statement.
I stand by that.
Because even if you don't think it's anymore than a cute thing, just another thing that Jikook do together, then you are not seeing the cultural context here.
So, several content producers/directors that were Hybe employees (directors of I am still, AYS and JM's production diary amongst others) have left the company to open their own company (Idk too much about the company they opened, but my guess is that they will continue working with Hybe as contractors rather than employees, but also allowing them to work with other companies and create their own content, including producing a new boy band). And they posted the congratulation they have received.
From Hobi.
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Hoshi and Woonhoo of Seventeen.
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Each sending a separate wreath.
Zico
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And there are wreaths they received from more than one sender. Joint wreaths. But this was from companies (joint ceos), or business partners. Not two separate idols or people.
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Now, if you don't see what's huge here, let me show you the K side of this to maybe get some perspective (although, let's be honest, you don't need to be on the K side to see this is a couple thing).
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Yes, I wonder the same thing!!!
There is more.
So much more.
The K side of things is literally going mad. Good mad.
And there is a reason they are.
This is most definitley not something friends, as close as they might be, would do. Not friends, not multimillionaire friends. They most definitley can afford two wreaths. And that's one of the points here.
Once again.
This was a choice.
Not to send separate congratulative wreaths. They sure can afford to do so. Even if they aren't on vacation at the moment and are in the base. Seriously, two young men closing in on their 30s, independently financially sufficient and so much more.
Yeah, this most definitley was a statement.
And the frenzy K Jikookers are in at this very moment is well enough proof to that.
Btw, haven't been to the dark side, don't know just how crazy and rabid the cult and antiis are going, but my guess would be...
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Anyways, sitting here smile plastered on my face, I'm kind of starting to think, that this is maybe, just maybe, going to become our new normal. Jikook doing couplie things, openly, proudly, unapologetically.
And if this is them even before they are discharged...
What a great time this is going to be.
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glossoholicc · 3 days ago
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Gotta regret em' all!
(read bellow for more insight/comments about these!!)
Ouuggghh my GOD the universe did not want me to create these. I started Folly darkrai, then got sick with a nasty cold that I am still recovering from. THEN I get the most painful ear infection ever. The last image was made while I was in physical agony. I cried real tears.
Regardlessss... I really love Pokemon and Regretevator. My brain has been hardwired since the ripe ol' age of 4 to be obsessed with Pokemon. Every fandom I touch I think about trainer AUs or what Pokemon characters would be. So... this was inevitable. Everything I touch becomes Pokemon.
For those only following me for Regretevator, Roblox fandoms yanked me out of my Pokemon branding for everything. Which was good, i think. I used to represent myself with my fave mon, Maractus. Now I am my Roblox avatar. Ripe ol' age of 20 and all I do is roblock. amen.
I wanted to also write an extensive explanation for why EVERY character here is the Pokemon they are. Mostly because I know there will be people disagreeing with me (which is fine), but the goblin in my brain says "nooo people need to understand you 100% all the time". Sooo, here is a horrendously long essay about why I am objectively correct and you should trust me with all Pokemon related content ever (slash silly?). Does a lil' jigggggg.
(Basic Pokemon knowledge may be required to understand these things btw)
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Folly Darkrai
- Obvious reason Folly would be a darkrai is that darkrai represents nightmares. It can cause those its near to have terrible dreams, and its signature move is Dark Void which puts enemies to sleep. Pair this with its ability, Bad Dreams, any opponent on the field that is asleep will take continuous damage.
- Darkrai is also illusive, and feared. It holds a similar energy to Folly. That energy being big bad scary oooo ahh scary.
- Literally the exact same color scheme as Folly. Similar shape language as well (big claws, jagged black bits, big evil eyeball, and a collar)
- Darkrai are interpreted as evil by characters within Pokemon media, but it is canon that they cannot control the nightmare giving aura they have. They can give others nightmares unintentionally, and aren't blood thirsting or villainous by nature. I feel this is a good nod towards Folly being in a similar boat. She can't help the situation she is in, and wasn't born evil.
Design Notes:
- I LOOOVE DARKRAI AND I LOOOVE FOLLY. she needed to be a pokemon I adore.
- The sweater was awkward to add onto her... because darkrai's body is already supposed to be like. a scary cloth. and they are so bulky. but I think I did okay?
- The hat looks awkward but I didn't include it that would have been messed up.
- nothing cool to say about dreamer she is just cutesy and rounder shapes.
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Great One Xerneas
- Xerneas is a legendary Pokemon which represents life. It creates forests with its powers, and it can go into a "dormant" form where it is literally a white tree. Xerneas, and its counterpart, Yveltal, are not represented as inherently "good" or "evil". The whole deal with them is that life and death are a delicate balance that should be respected. I feel this was fitting because Great One is also a god, gave life to Folly, and became corrupt from jealously. Yeah I think that would disturb the natural balance of shit if the god of life got messed up.
- It is literally a big tree deer idk man.
Design Notes:
- I am sooo proud of this design... I think I cooked! Not much to say besides my friend said it looked like a old pokemon creepypasta and that is true.
- Xerneas is so fun to draw but antlers. suck. ewie.
- The drawing on the far right is inspired by that one screenshot.
- Hard to see but on the far right drawing I included the stomach wound. Didn't do it on the other fullbodies though because I forgot oops.
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MR Minior
- Minior is a meteor pokemon which has two forms. In its ability "Shields Down", where it has a rocky, outer shell that protects it until it's HP gets too low. Once it is weakened, it will change into its "Core Form". Which is basically a cute little guy. But MR Minior is trapped in its "Meteor Form". Meteors relate to MR because of the Happy Home Party floor where MR summons meteors yay.
- Minior are very pathetic pokemon, they fall from the stratosphere only to die on earth. I feel this is similar to MR in the way like. MR is dead and pathetic in its currently state. Compared to what it previously was anyways.
- Minior literally descends from the heavens. Something something word play MR dead god blagh blah.
Design Notes:
- Minior already had eye holes on its design, but I used the cracks throughout its body to make the forehead hole and mouth. I think it was done decently well!
- If MR did go into "Core Form" I imagine it would just be whatever Regretevator devs intend MR's living form to be.
- Minior is so cute and round. I think MR is kinda cute in a round plushie squishmallow kind of way.
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Pest Lokix
- Okay this one is purely based off of aesthetic but HEAR ME OUT.
- Lokix is a locust/grasshopper pokemon inspired by Kamen Rider, a japanese superhero franchise. Multiple characters in Kamen Rider have grasshopper/bug motifs. Pest is Japanese and also a bug. Ive connected the dots so good.
- Lokix is the first ever bug/dark type, and Pest would definitely being this typo combo.
- Idk guys just trust me okay
Design Notes:
- LOOOOK I KNOWWW. Pest is a beetle. Heracross is right there. BUT Heracross doesn't give PEST. Heracross is a round little blue guy and Pest is a weird little freak. Heracross doesn't hold the same intimidating aura as Lokix. And the other beetle pokemon, Rellor and Rabsca, are even further off the mark.
- I thought I was so clever having the antennae form mandible shapes.
- I love Lokix so much. Pest gets to be one of my faves as a treat.
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Poob Pikachu
- Pikachu is the mascot for Pokemon, and Poob is the mascot for Regretevator! In a way, Poob is in a lot of promotional regretevator material.
- Very similar color pallet and vibes. The vibes being "little guy".
- Something could be said for pikachu being an electric type. In the pokemon franchise, electric types are typically associated with being "wild" and "fun". Poob is electric! Personality wise. And Poob would totally hook themselves up to shit they shouldn't.
- Social butterfly, Poob gets their energy from parties. Just like how Pikachu is shown to be able to absorb electricity and shit.
- Just cute. Thats it. Cute marketable guy.
Design Notes:
- I really like what I did with the ears on this. I like them being droopy... because of the hat.
- Poob's goofy little face looks natural on a Pikachus face, I think. Awesome sauce.
- I made the tail tip a half star shape because A: Poob genderless B: Party hat has stars. For those who dont know, pikachu have different tail tip shapes based on gender. Poobs gender is party!
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Pilby Caterpie
- Guys do I need to explain this one.
- Caterpie is a caterpillar. A green one! Pilby is also a green caterpillar.
- Pilby and caterpie have eyes meant to cry. That one clip from the anime where caterpie has watery wet eyes is Pilby.
- Caterpie is a small little thing and Pilby is also a small little thang.
Design Notes:
- I made the little horn in the front the color of their hair because I didn't want to add even more clutter to the face.
- Headcanon that happy Pilby sways/wags their tail when happy. So caterpie pilby gets to wiggle their tail in happiness too.
- hungry hungry caterpillar.
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Mach Tinkaton
- Tinktaton is a pokemon that wields a massive hammer, and beats others to death with it. Its hammer weighs over 200 lbs in canon, and Mach would totally be able to lift that weight. If not more.
- Tinkaton is also an exclusively female pokemon. Mach is a woman. Shrugs.
- Not much to say!!!! Big woman big hammer.
Design Notes:
- I think I made her look UGLY. I don't know what I like about my design. I guess the pose on the fullbody is sick af.
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Infected Cubchoo
- I quite literally only did this for the aesthetic of the snot droplet. Thats it.
Design Notes:
- For some reason the regretevator wiki doesn't have a close up of the left side of Infecteds hat, only the right side. This made it difficult for me to draw the blue bunny.
- I contemplated adding hair at all. I decided to do so because Infected is one of the rare few haired characters. You can keep your hair. For now.
- I was contemplating Grafaiai as well, but I decided going the snot droplet route was better. But Grafaiai still works really well for Infected IMO.
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Bive Absol
- Absols can uhmm.. ughh. Predict future events such as Natural disasters with their powers. So I think she would do this but her future predicting shit sucks. And she is paranoid from Absol related intuition.
- That's basically the only reason I thought of, but Bive is a simple character in concept so thats okay.
Design Notes:
- Freak woman Bive I love you.
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That's all ty for reading I'm so tired goodnight
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nothoughtsjustficrecs · 2 days ago
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This was such a sweet and lovely story! I really do love a good ye olde/ royalty fic 😍
Thank you for writing this wonderful story and sharing it with us!
When I was reading, I decided to write down my thoughts as I go because I knew I'd forget otherwise so below this is literally just the thoughts I wrote down because I do not have the brain power to convert them into actual fully coherent comments [I'll put them below a read more cut for the sake of spoilers and such]
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“ He was notably excited and couldn’t sit down ” aw bless him
“ He tucked a strand of dark brown hair behind his ear, practically bouncing in his place. ” okay how dare he be so cute and precious tho, this story isn’t about you chan, take a step back (im kidding you’re so cute pls never stop)
“ it was almost two hours ” just the thought of that makes me exhausted omg
“ against his lifelong accomplice, Jeonghan. ” I read “accomplice” as “companion” at first and was like damn, I didn’t know it was that kinda story 😂
“ the bread perfectly golden and risen in small domes ” mm delicious
“ You knew if that happened, neither you or Chan would be allowed to return to the castle. ” I think the punishment would be a bit more severe than that for risking choking the prince, yikes, imagine that shitshow
“ this rustic meal ” nah why does that feel like an insult tho
“ You lay on your back, atop the fountain’s wide stone ledge, listening to the gushing water and staring up at the crescent moon. ” this sounds pretty perfect ngl
“ And right when you felt his lips ghost yours, Seokmin took a step back and you heard a huge fit of laughter erupt from the thick brush in the background. ” what assholes!
“ “Perhaps that cook quite liked you.” ” 😏 perhaps indeed
I love the way you describe stuff btw, I can be real iffy about descriptions sometimes because some people go over the top with it and I get bored, but you manage to paint a picture so effectively that I genuinely feel kind of envious of this character and I want to be her to experience the scenery
“ The next time you saw the Prince, you weren’t going to let him off easy. ” BEAT HIS ASSSSS
“ “you do not deserve my manners,” ” you tell him!
“ “Have you ever been left to wait, darling?” ” SCREAMING
“ “Not immediately, angel.” ” STOP IT, I WILL COMBUST
“ Suddenly, he cupped the sides of your face in his tender hands, urging you forward again, his lips brushing yours in such a gentle manner that a shiver tingled down your spine. ” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im fine (im not)
“ Everything felt like it was collapsing around you. ” looks like she’s not fine either, poor baby :((
“ “I refused the marriage to Lady Adelaide. She will return to Markarth before the sunset. I only told my mother and father this morning.” ” ahahhahahaha good
“ “I’m saying that I’m in love with you.” ” SCREECHING OVER HERE
“ “I-I thought I should gift it to you. And, whenever we must be apart, you can just think of this necklace, and the comfort that comes from a firefly’s glow.” ” nooo that’s so cute
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⚬ pairing: prince!seokmin x fem!reader ⚬ word count: 12,690 ⚬ warnings: none. ⚬ genre: enemies to lovers, arranged marriage, angst, teasing, some slowburn romance, superfluff toward the end.
✧✎ synopsis: the time has come for prince seokmin to meet his arranged marriage, which forces you to confront a strange predicament: if you truly hate the prince, then why does the thought of him being with someone else hurt this badly?
✧✎ a/n: yeah… i’ve wanted to write some prince!lsm since his excalibur pictures. evidently, i am very late! i hope u enjoy nonetheless :-)
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Hiking up the long, heavy layers of your dress, pale and coloured like lilacs, you retrieved a small carving knife that had been clandestinely strapped against your outer thigh. Buried a few feet away from you in the grass was a smooth, palm-sized piece of beech wood, which you quickly picked up before walking back to the bench. You sat down horizontally, stretching out your legs and taking up as much space as possible whilst you started carving down the edges of the beech wood, flicking away the occasional shavings.
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daeniradraconis · 3 days ago
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omg i love your stories so much!!! you're such a great writer. i'm so glad i stumbled onto your fics somehow. can i please request prompt number 10 "i'm pretty low maintenance" with jack hughes?
Thank you so much for your kind words! 💖 I’m so happy you’re enjoying my stories! And thanks for the request! I hope you will love this as well! 😊✨ --- High Maintenance & Low Expectations
“I’m pretty low maintenance.”
Jack leans back against the kitchen counter, arms crossed, looking very pleased with himself. He’s wearing a sweater that probably costs more than your rent, and his perfectly styled chestnut waves look like they were arranged by a professional hairstylist rather than just existing naturally. You, on the other hand, are elbow-deep in mashed potatoes, sweating like you’ve just run a marathon. 
The kitchen is a battlefield—flour dusted across the counter, butter slowly melting near the stove, and the unmistakable, sharp scent of something definitely overcooked lingering in the air.
Luke snorts from his spot at the island, where he’s lazily peeling a carrot. He’s managed to peel more of his own skin than the actual vegetable, but he doesn’t seem bothered by it. The occasional "aww" and "oops" are the only clues that he’s once again being clumsy with the knife. "That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard," he mutters, barely looking up.
Jack gasps, clutching his chest dramatically. “Excuse me? I’m the easiest person to live with.”
You burst out laughing, not even trying to hide it. You jab your wooden spoon in his direction. “Jack, you literally refused to eat a bagel last week because it wasn’t from your ‘preferred’ bakery.”
“Because it wasn’t real cream cheese! It was that weird, low-fat nonsense—”
Luke cuts in, his smirk widening. “Also, you order groceries like you’re a Michelin star chef, but can’t even make toast without setting off the smoke alarm.”
Jack lets out an exaggerated huff, shrugging his shoulders. "I just like quality ingredients," he says, a teasing grin on his face. "Sorry I have taste."
“Ohh, shut up!” you groan, wiping your forehead with the back of your hand as you turn toward the stove. The gravy is on the verge of boiling over. You lower the heat, hoping it’s not too late. The turkey’s still in the oven, but the stuffing smells like it’s burning. The mashed potatoes have lumps, and the cranberry sauce—oh god—is now all over the floor. How the hell did that happen?
Luke looks genuinely concerned. “Do you, uh, want help?”
You whip around so fast Jack actually takes a step back. “No. Absolutely not. I need to impress your mom and dad because it's Christmas, and if you two help, this entire meal will end in a flaming disaster.”
Jack blinks, insulted. “I resent that.”
“You once confused salt with sugar when making cookies,” you say, raising an eyebrow like this is a fact everyone should know by now.
Luke winces, his face going pale at the memory. “Oh yeah, that was bad. I could still taste it for days—even after brushing my teeth.” He shudders, as if the very idea still haunts him.
Jack pouts, arms folded defensively. “That was one time.”
“And,” you continue, pointing at Luke, “you somehow managed to burn a salad. A salad Luke!”
Luke goes bright red, practically sinking into the counter. “It was a pasta salad! And you promised you’d never tell anyone!”
Jack’s jaw drops in disbelief. Then a grin creeps across his face. “Dude, how do you even—?”
“Tough luck, Lukey,” you say with a smirk. “Some secrets just aren’t meant to stay buried.”You wave them off with a flick of your wrist. “Again, no help. I’ve got this. Just—just go be useless somewhere else.”
Jack smirks, leaning in to kiss your forehead, completely undeterred by the fact that you look like you just ran through a hurricane. “You’re so hot when you’re stressed.”
Luke makes an exaggerated gagging noise. “I’m leaving.”
Jack just grins, like he’s having the time of his life. “Love you, babe.”
You groan, shooing them both out of the kitchen with your spoon, praying to every holiday deity that Ellen and Jim will see the effort you put into this meal and not the absolute disaster it’s turning into.
Jim and Ellen finally say their goodbyes, wrapping things up with warm hugs and reassurances that everything was great—despite the cranberry sauce never making it to the table and the turkey being a little on the dry side. You exhale, sinking into a chair at the dining table, swirling your glass of wine, feeling relieved that the dinner is finally over.
Jack, however, has made it his personal mission to ensure you don’t lift a finger for cleanup. “You did everything,” he insists, “now it’s our turn.”
Big mistake.
Luke’s at the sink, sluggishly stacking plates, while Jack wipes down the counters like he's trying to scrub away the entire kitchen with one swipe. The clinking of dishes and the lingering smell of burnt stuffing fill the air.
“Luke, if you’re going to load the dishwasher like that, you might as well toss the plates in the garbage,” Jack says, his voice dripping with mock horror.
Luke rolls his eyes. “It’s not a big deal, dude. They’ll get clean. Chill out!”
Jack gasps, as though Luke has committed a cardinal sin. “You can’t put the knife facing up! That’s how people lose fingers.”
You take a sip of your wine, watching the chaos unfold like it's your own personal reality show. You loved Jack—really, you did—but you couldn’t deny that dealing with him required an extra dose of patience. And you knew Luke well enough to sense he was running low on that.
Luke sighs deeply, way too loudly, as he sets the plates down. Uh-oh. Here it comes. “You are so fucking high-maintenance, dude!”
Jack scoffs, his voice full of offense. “I am not! I just like things done right.” He drops the towel he’s been aggressively wiping the counters with.
Luke raises an eyebrow. “Jack, you rearranged the sponge at least three times.”
Jack crosses his arms, baffled by why his brother finds this so problematic. His genuinely confused expression makes it hard for you to keep a straight face. “It has a drying position and a scrubbing position,” he says, as if it’s the most logical thing in the world. “You wouldn’t understand.”
Luke smirks, and you catch that mischievous glint in his eyes. Oh no. You’ve seen that look before. This is the calm before the storm. The smile just before all hell breaks loose.
And then, without warning, Luke flicks a few drops of water at Jack’s face, his grin spreading wider. “Oh, I understand,” he says, his voice dripping with sarcasm. “I just don’t give a shit about it.”
Jack freezes, staring at him in disbelief. “Did you just—”
Luke, still grinning like a maniac, flicks more water at him. “Oops.”
Jack narrows his eyes, looking way too calm. “Oh, you are so dead, Lukey.”
Before Luke can react, Jack grabs the sprayer from the sink, aiming it at Luke with deadly precision. The stream hits Luke right in the face, and he yelps, ducking behind the island. “HEY! Did you just spray me with the cleaning stuff?!”
Jack laughs, clearly enjoying the chaos, but there's a brief moment where his brow furrows as he watches Luke’s reaction. Luke sticks his tongue out, squinting in disgust at the taste of the rosemary cleaner. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. “Ugh, that’s disgusting!”
Jack quickly checks the bottle in his hand, his smirk flickering for a moment. “Don’t worry, it’s organic!” he says, his grin widening. “You can thank my high-maintenance nature, you little shit."
“You idiot didn’t even check what you sprayed me with! You just grabbed it!” Luke’s voice is rising with each word.
Jack shrugs, still grinning like he’s just won some kind of battle. “Should’ve thought about that before you disrespected the sponge system!” He winks, patting the sprayer like it’s his prized possession. “Now run!”
Luke, now fuming and ready for payback, spots another bottle on the counter. Without missing a beat, he snatches it up and sprays Jack with it. The organic cleaner hits him right in the chest. The two of them laugh maniacally, both dripping with rosemary-scented spray as they tumble around the kitchen, completely lost in the moment, like a couple of kids in a water fight.
You lean back in your chair, wine glass in hand, watching the chaos unfold. They’re so wrapped up in their little spray battle, you can’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all.
“Careful, you’re going to slip on the water or…” you start to warn, but, of course, neither of them listens. No sooner do the words leave your mouth than one of them knocks over a stack of glasses on the counter, the sound of glass shattering echoing through the kitchen.
You roll your eyes, taking another long sip of your wine. “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Jack pauses, wiping water off his face, then turns to you with that mischievous grin. He’s soaked and sweaty, but it doesn’t seem to bother him at all. Slowly, he makes his way toward you, his eyes gleaming with playful confidence. “You love us,” he teases, pulling you close by the waist, before leaning down to kiss you.
You laugh, trying to pull away from the damp mess of him. “Jack! You’re gross! Let me go!”
But he’s persistent, kissing whatever he can reach—your lips, your cheeks, your forehead—his grin never fading. You giggle and squirm away, attempting to escape. But Jack’s not done yet. He grabs your arm to pull you closer, pushing his body against yours, his hips pressing into you.
“You’re not the girl who runs away from a little sweat, sweetheart,” he says between kisses, his voice teasing but affectionate. “I remember when—after practice—you licked…”
You press your hands against his lips, laughing in disbelief at his idiocy. Your face flushes instantly, the heat creeping up your neck. Of course, he just grins wider, that same stupid, adorable grin.
Jack pulls back slightly, his sparkling blue eyes locking with yours. As his hand gently tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, he brushes his thumb across your cheek. “I love that you do all the wild things with me in the bedroom without hesitation,” he says, his voice still low and tender. “But just mention the most vanilla thing we’ve done, and you turn into a blushing mess. You’re adorable.” His smile softens, his gaze deepening as he looks into your eyes.
Luke, standing off to the side trying to maintain some distance from the kitchen, turns around with a look of pure disgust. He glares at the two of you, arms crossed tightly across his chest. “Oh, no. Not this again. Can’t you two go five minutes without turning everything into a romance movie set?”
You and Jack just giggle, completely unfazed, while Luke dramatically turns his back to you both. “I swear, if I see one more kiss today, I’m going to lose it.”
Jack doesn’t even acknowledge his little brother’s complaint, leaning in for another kiss. And you don’t protest—not really. You’ve always been a sucker for his sweaty, silly kisses, even if Luke’s gagging in the background.
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graciedollie · 21 hours ago
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Sevika or Grayson x fem reader who dolls up on the daily basis and feels insecure about their bare face
Bare Beauty
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𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐚
You and Sevika been talking for a good while now—maybe a couple weeks or so—and she’s never seen you without your makeup off. Whenever she saw you, always dolled up with beautifully done makeup. Each and every time. It was a late night for you, chilling at home while watching some series that you’ve been binge watching for the last week and snacking on some of your favorite snacks.
While being in the comfort of your own place, you didn’t wear any makeup and just let yourself be. Mind you, you wanted to show Sevika the real you, but you weren’t just quite ready for that, so you just simply always dolled your face up when you two would go on dates and when you’re at home, that would come off—unless you would randomly do your makeup to take some photos to her whenever you both missed each other. Other than that, it was always makeup around her.
You say there in your couch with a blanket draped over you snuggly, face free from foundation, lipstick/lipgloss, mascara/false lashes, and highlighter. Your face had some blemishes since you’re human—you’re gonna have them regardless—and had little pimple patches across your cheek, forehead, and chin since your skin did NOT wanna cooperate. There were times you felt insecure about your bare face since you were used to the makeup, but even still, you couldn’t help it. Ignoring that gnawing gut in your stomach, you went back to watching your show until there was a knock on the door—thinking it was your doordash deliverer.
Happily getting up, you dashed over to the door, excited to be greeted with savory smell of your food—only to be met with Sevika looking at you, holding your doordash order in her hand. You nearly felt like crawling into a corner and dying. Your eyes widened as you took in her silver eyes peering into yours while also taking in your face, seeing that it was a rare sight to see you out of makeup. “Sevika…I didn’t know you were coming over today…”
“I know, but I decided to come anyway—by the way, your food was left on your doorstep.” She murmured lowly, nonchalantly at that as if you were just bare face right in front of her. She raised a brow at your bewildered expression, “what???” You shook your head out of your daze, crossing your arms as you just shrugged. “Nothing, I—don’t you see me without any makeup? I look hideous, Sev.”
She stared at you as if you were dumb before scoffing, sliding past you through the door and setting the bag of food on the coffee table before turning to you as you shut the door. “You don’t look ridiculous, love. I was wondering when I was gonna see ‘you’ out of all that stuff you were nearly wear 99% of the time we go somewhere.” You rolled your eyes at her snarky comment, earning a cocky smirk from her as she settled on the couch while pulling you close to her.
“Oh fuck off…i’m serious though, Sev. I literally have pimples big as tits on my face—i can barely cover them with my patches!”
“So? You don’t even look like shit without your makeup, love—I can assure you that you look absolutely perfect in my eyes…” Her arm wrapped around you waist as she flashed you a warm smile, seeing a peek of her tooth gap. She placed a warm kiss to your forehead before chuckling lowly, “yeah, maybe the patches aren’t doin you any justice, baby…”
“Sevika!”
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𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧
It was a peaceful night as you were winding down from the little outing you had earlier during the day. It was nice, of course, but you missed your wife dearly and would send her photos of you—all of which you had your face dolled with your usual makeup. Now, Grayson seen you a little of times with your makeup off, but not fully since you would try to do light makeup still. That was cut short when you started to notice pimple decorate your face—yeah, no more of that.
The house felt empty without Grayson since she was working late doing her respective duties as usual and you understood that, but that didn’t mean you couldn’t miss her. She’s your wife, so why would you not? You sat at your vanity while wiping off the leftover makeup, leaving you in a bare-pale-pimple covered face. You didn’t really like being bare faced, especially whenever you would be around Grayson.
Yeah, of course she always made sure to assure you that you were beautiful as the moon is in the sky countless of times, but you couldn’t grasp that. You slumped back in the chair as you sighed, looking inning your forehead before your ears picked up the sound of the door creaking open and heavy footsteps following to where you were. There she was, standing in all her glory, Grayson looked at you with a warm gaze, taking in the small frown etched on your lips.
“There’s my gorgeous wife…”
You couldn’t help but dry laugh at her, knowing she was just tryna boost your mood and also meant it as well. “Mhm, i’m everything but that right now, baby..” She rolled her eyes briefly as she stalked over to you, rubbing your shoulders as she placed a kiss to your cheek before finding her way to your lips—earning a hum of approval.
“Don’t be so down, love. You’re still precious in my eyes—makeup or not. Yes, you look gorgeous with your lovely makeup, but I also adore you without it. Wanna know why?”
“Why?”
“Because that’s who I really fell in love with on that faithful day when you were rushing out and bumped into me, panicking that you were running late and didn’t even have any makeup on..”
god this woman was your everything.
You turned to her with a small pout of adoration and thoughtfulness at her words, taking you back to the memory you first met. “Baby, you remembered..”
“How could I not remember the time I fell in love with my world?”
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hope you enjoyed bbys!! (sorry if this lowkey cringey or corny and short!!☹️)
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michavs · 3 days ago
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+ ๋࣭ ✴︎ ARISTOTLE | Ollie Bearman x smart-student!reader
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Summary: A math genius and a rising racer meet by chance, constantly challenging each other. What begins as playful debates slowly grows into something more, making them question where they truly belong.
Warning: Um kinda out-of-character ollie ig
Notes: I literally wrote this on class because I’m so bored, so this might be kinda messy but I’ll fix it later (if I remember it tho-) And this is kinda long so i hope u enjoy it <3
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Y/N had always lived in a world of numbers, equations, and the thrill of solving problems that most people found impossible. At sixteen, she was already a prodigy in the math olympiad scene, effortlessly tackling problems that left even seasoned mathematicians impressed.
But then, she met Ollie Bearman.
She had seen his name before—a rising star in Ferrari’s junior program. Nineteen years old, fast, confident, and already making waves in Formula 2, with whispers of an impending F1 seat growing louder. He was a name that mattered in motorsport, but to Y/N, he had been nothing more than just a name.
She found herself standing in the Ferrari garage, an unwilling spectator as cars roared through the narrow streets of Monte Carlo. Unlike the rest of the team, she wasn’t watching the cars themselves but the screens, the numbers flashing in real time, painting a picture of the race beyond what the eye could see.
That was when he noticed her.
Ollie pulled off his helmet, shaking out his damp curls, still breathless from the session. He had expected to be met with the usual engineers, mechanics, or even an occasional sponsor’s representative. Instead, his gaze landed on her—a girl who looked out of place, arms crossed, eyes fixed on the screen rather than the track.
“You don’t look like a racing fan.” he remarked, walking over.
“Because I’m not.” she replied without looking up. “But I like the real-time data. And you brake later than most in Turn 4. It’s an unnecessary risk.”
Ollie blinked, momentarily caught off guard. Then, to her irritation, he grinned.
“Risk is part of racing.”
“And probability says it’ll cost you a race if you keep doing it.”
His grin widened. “Let me guess, an engineer?”
“Unemployed.” she corrected.
He tilted his head, intrigued. “So, what’s your verdict? Am I good or just lucky?”
She hesitated. Math was clean and predictable. Racing was not. It was a tangled mess of speed, instinct, and physics-defying precision. And yet, even she had to admit that Ollie’s driving wasn’t reckless—it was calculated, refined in a way that most people wouldn’t notice. “You calculate your risks well. It’s not all instinct, even if you pretend it is.”
Ollie smirked. “So, you have been watching.”
“Only because my dad makes me.”
At that, Ollie raised an eyebrow. He had a feeling she wasn’t just any guest in the Ferrari garage. “Wait, who’s your dad?”
Before she could answer, a deep voice cut in. “Y/N, I see you’ve met Ollie.” Ollie turned and felt his stomach drop slightly. Standing behind her was none other than the CEO of Ferrari himself.
Oh. His easygoing confidence flickered for just a second. “Ah. That explains a lot.”
To most people, Y/N’s father was one of the most powerful figures in Formula 1. To her, he was simply the reason she had spent more weekends at racetracks than she cared to count. She gave Ollie a knowing look. “Told you I don’t have a choice.”
From that moment on, Ollie seemed to make it his mission to get under her skin. At every race she attended, he sought her out, tossing math problems at her just to see if she’d take the bait (she always did). In return, she picked apart his driving with ruthless precision, pointing out every inefficiency like a strategist rather than a fan.
One evening, after hours of solving functional equations for preparation for the International Mathematical Olympiad, Y/N sat at the dinner table with her family. Her two older siblings, Kai and Isa, had been listening to their dad talk about Ferrari’s recent races.
“So, Dad.” Isa started, smirking. “Are we going to talk about how your daughter is lowkey running strategy for Ferrari?”
“I am not running strategy.” Y/N said immediately, stabbing her fork into her food.
“But you could.” Kai pointed out. “Dad literally offered you a spot.”
“Not a real spot.” she muttered.
Their father sighed. “She’s brilliant with numbers, but she refuses to apply them where they matter most.”
“They matter in math.” Y/N shot back.
Kai leaned back. “Okay, but let’s be real. Why are you really turning it down? Is it the pressure? Or…” He smirked. “Would working in F1 mean seeing a certain driver more often?”
Isa grinned. “Ohhh, this just got soooo interesting.”
Y/N groaned. “You guys are ridiculous.”
Her mother, who had been quiet, finally spoke up. “You should do what makes you happy. Whether that’s math or racing—just make sure it’s your choice. Not something you’re avoiding.” Y/N hesitated.
She had been avoiding it, hadn’t she?
But it wasn’t because of Ollie.
Or at least, that’s what she told herself.
Her presence in the paddock didn’t go unnoticed. Carlos was the first to bring it up. “You and Bearman seem close.” he mused after bumping into her in the hospitality area.
Lewis, who had been listening in, smirked. “More than close. Kid looked like he was waiting for her approval after his last win.”
Max raised an eyebrow. “I’ve seen him stare at telemetry less intensely than he looks at you.”
Y/N rolled her eyes. “You’re all being ridiculous.”
“Are we?” Charles grinned. “Because Ollie is watching you right now.”
She turned, and sure enough, across the paddock, Ollie was mid-conversation with an engineer but still stealing glances at her. The moment their eyes met, he smirked and gave her a lazy salute before turning back to his conversation.
Kimi Antonelli, the youngest among them, just chuckled. “You should probably just put him out of his misery.”
Y/N ignored them.
Mostly.
“So, when’s this big math thing?” Ollie asked, catching up with her after a long day in the paddock.
“July.” she answered.
“Alright. If you win a medal, I’ll let you call strategy for my next race.”
She raised an eyebrow. “And if I don’t?”
“Then I take you on a hot lap, and you have to admit that racing is cooler than doing equations.”
It was a ridiculous bet.
But Ollie looked so smug, so certain he’d win, that she couldn’t help herself. “Fine.” she agreed, shaking his hand. And for the first time in her life, she wasn’t sure which outcome she wanted more.
Despite their deal, Y/N and Ollie had fallen into a routine. She was deep in training for the olympiad, and he was busy racing across Europe, but somehow, they still found time for each other.
Their conversations started out competitive, Ollie sending her video clips of his best overtakes, asking for her "mathematical analysis," just to get a reaction.
Ollie: be honest, did I calculate my braking perfectly or what?
Y/N: you cut it too close in Turn 7
Y/N: if you keep doing that, probability says you’ll get penalized eventually
Ollie: probability also says I’ll pull it off every time.
Y/N: that’s not how probability works??
Ollie: that’s how I work :)
At some point, the conversations became… more. Late-night texts about nothing and everything. Ollie asking about her training, even though he barely understood half of what she was saying. Y/N watching his races, even when she pretended she didn’t care.
One evening, she was deep into a geometry proof when her phone buzzed.
Ollie: do you ever take breaks, or do you just absorb math through osmosis?
Y/N: breaks are inefficient.
Ollie: you know what else is inefficient? overworking your brain until it melts.
She sighed, rubbing her temples.
Y/N: and what do you suggest i do instead?
Ollie: something fun
Y/N: define ‘fun��
Ollie: call me XD
She hesitated. Their texts were one thing, but a call? It was different. But before she could overthink it, she hit the button. Ollie picked up instantly. “Wow. Didn’t think you’d actually do it.”
“You said fun. I’m testing your definition.”
His chuckle sent a strange warmth through her. “Alright, genius. Let’s see if I can impress you with something other than lap times.”
They talked for hours. About racing, about numbers, about everything in between. It was easy. Natural. And maybe, just maybe, she didn’t mind it.
The weekend of the Monaco Grand Prix arrived, and Y/N found herself back in the Ferrari garage, standing in the same spot where she had first met Ollie. She wasn’t a racing fan. She kept telling herself that. But her eyes still sought out the timing screens, scanning for his name.
He was starting P3. A solid position. But Monaco was unforgiving. Overtaking here was a different kind of battle—one that required both patience and risk. As the race began, she gripped her headset tighter than she intended.
Lap after lap, Ollie stayed behind the two leaders, waiting. Her father, standing beside her, noticed. “He’s playing the long game.”
Y/N nodded, focused. “Like he should.” With ten laps to go, the car ahead made a mistake. A lock-up.
Y/N held her breath.
Ollie pounced.
A daring move down the inside of Turn 10. Inches from disaster. She exhaled as he made it stick. Now, it was just him and the leader.
“Come on, Bearman.” she whispered.
With five laps left, she saw it before it even happened. The leader’s tires were gone. Ollie had managed his perfectly.
One chance. A gap opened. He took it.
The Ferrari garage erupted as Ollie crossed the finish line first. Y/N let out a breath she didn’t realize she had been holding. But the moment that hit her the hardest?
His first radio message.
“This win goes to my strategist.”
Her heart skipped. He found her in the celebrations, helmet off, eyes searching—until they locked onto hers. And suddenly, it wasn’t just about the race.
For the Bearman, racing had always been everything. It was all he had ever wanted. But lately, something had changed. It started with little things—how he’d instinctively look for Y/N in the paddock, how her absence at a race bothered him more than he’d admit, how their late-night texts had become something he needed rather than just enjoyed.
Then came the bigger realization. The moment he won, he didn’t think about the trophy, the team, or the celebrations.
He wondered what she would say. Would she analyze his lap times? Admit he was right about Turn 4? And that’s when it hit him.
He was completely, absolutely in love with her
Ollie had barely made it through his post-race interviews before the questions shifted. “So Ollie, your radio message—who’s ‘your strategist’?”
Ollie chuckled, shaking his head. “Just someone who keeps me in check.”
“More important than your race engineer?”
“She’d say yes.”
The reporters paused “She? So, it’s a girl?”
Ollie sighed, but the grin never left his face. "Next question." The speculation exploded. Social media flooded with theories, blurry pictures of him talking to Y/N in the paddock, clips of their earlier interactions.
Her dad wasn’t surprised. "You should have known he wouldn’t keep it quiet."
“I did know.” she muttered, scrolling through an article titled ‘Ollie Bearman’s Secret Strategist: The Genius Behind the Headset?’
Isa sent her a text on their groupchat.
Isa: girl u are literally trending rn
Kai: do we get paddock passes🥺🥺
Y/N: lol no
She was still debating how to handle it when her phone buzzed again.
Ollie: pls tell me ur not mad
Y/N: mad? no, slightly horrified? yas
Ollie: at least they didn’t find our bet lol
Y/N: give em some time
She could practically hear his laughter through the screen.
Y/N had never been one to get attached easily. But Ollie? He had a way of making it impossible to keep her distance.
It started with the small things. The way he always found her in the Ferrari hospitality unit, plopping down across from her with that infuriatingly easygoing grin. The way he’d text her after every race, win or lose, as if her opinion mattered more than anyone else’s. And the way he made her care about racing.
“You seem happier lately.” Charles Leclerc teased one evening in the Ferrari motorhome.
Y/N barely glanced up from her laptop. “And you’re getting slower in Sector 2.”
Carlos Sainz, sitting beside Charles, burst out laughing. “She got you there, mate.” Charles rolled his eyes but didn’t argue. Instead, his gaze flicked toward Ollie, who was casually leaning against the doorway, watching Y/N with that same look he always had when she wasn’t paying attention.
Carlos smirked. “So, when are you two admitting it?”
Y/N frowned. “Admitting what?”
“That you like each other,” Max Verstappen cut in from the other side of the room, completely unbothered as he scrolled through his phone. “It’s obvious.”
Y/N scoffed. “We’re friends.”
“Sure.” Max drawled. “And I drive slow.” Lewis Hamilton, who had been silently sipping his tea, finally looked up. “It’s fine if you’re in denial. Just don’t let it distract you. Relationships in F1 are complicated.”
Y/N rolled her eyes. “Good thing we’re not in one, then.”
Ollie, who had been suspiciously quiet this whole time, finally spoke. “Yet.” The room fell silent.
Y/N’s head snapped up. “Excuse me?”
Ollie grinned. “I said ‘yet.’”
Carlos let out a low whistle. “Bold move, boy.”
Y/N, meanwhile, felt her face heat up. She was used to Ollie’s teasing, but this? This felt different. “You’re insufferable.” she muttered, focusing back on her laptop.
“Maybe,” Ollie said easily. “But you’re still stuck with me.”
And the worst part? He was right. But now, there was something unspoken between them, something neither of them dared to acknowledge.
Until one night in Monza.
It was late, the paddock mostly empty, the distant hum of the circuit lights buzzing overhead. Y/N had stayed behind to finish some work, and Ollie, as usual, had found her.
“You know,” he said, sitting across from her at one of the hospitality tables, “for someone who doesn’t like F1, you spend an awful lot of time in the paddock.”
She shrugged. “Force of habit.”
“Right.” Ollie leaned forward. “Or maybe you just like being around me.”
She snorted. “Delusional.”
He grinned. “I prefer optimistic.” There was a pause. A rare moment of quiet between them. Then Ollie, unusually serious, asked, “Do you ever think about what happens after this?”
“After what?”
“This. Us. Me in F1, you off solving the world’s hardest equations or whatever it is you’ll end up doing.”
Y/N hesitated. Because, for the first time, she realized she didn’t have an answer. Numbers were predictable. Racing was not. And neither was Ollie Bearman. He stepped beside her, hands in his pockets. “So. What did you think?” He said breaking the silence.
“Of the race?” she asked, though they both knew that wasn’t what he meant.
“Of everything.”
The room was quiet for a moment, save for the faint hum of the air conditioning. It was a ridiculous situation—two people who were too proud, too stubborn, yet somehow always orbiting each other.
Ollie exhaled sharply, shaking his head. “You know what? No, I’m saying it. You’re—” He paused, visibly struggling with the words. “You’re annoying.”
Her eyebrows shot up. “Excuse me?”
“You heard me. You’re annoying. You always have to be right, you never let me win an argument, and you act like you don’t care when you clearly do.”
She blinked. “First of all, I am always right. Second, you’re the one who keeps picking fights with me. And third—” She faltered for just a second. “I don’t care.”
Ollie let out a dry laugh. “Yeah? Then why do you always wait for my race results before you go to sleep?”
Her eyes narrowed. “Wha- how do you even know that?”
“Because Charles told me. Apparently, you asked about my sprint race before anything else last weekend.”
Damn it, Charles.
Y/N felt her face heat up, but she refused to back down. “That doesn’t mean anything.”
“Right. Just like how I don’t notice when you’re in the garage, even though I somehow always drive better when you’re watching?”
She swallowed. “Coincidence.”
He huffed, looking almost amused. “You really don’t make this easy.”
“You don’t either.” she muttered. A beat passed. Then another.
And then, with a voice quieter than before, Ollie said, “You know what? I like y- No. I love you.” She stiffened. The words felt so foreign coming from him—blunt, direct, but still carrying that same defiance he always had.
She hesitated for a second too long, so he quickly added, “Not that it matters. I mean, if you’re going to pretend you don’t feel the same way, then—”
“I never said that,” she interrupted.
He froze.
She exhaled slowly. “You’re annoying too. Always teasing, always acting like you don’t care when you obviously do. And it’s exhausting.”
Ollie tilted his head slightly, eyes searching hers. “So, what are you saying?”
She looked away, glaring at the Ferrari logo on the wall as if it would save her. “I’ll give you my answer,” she said quietly, "after my olympiad.”
Ollie blinked. “You’re making me wait?”
“You make me wait every race weekend to see if you actually listen to my advice.”
He groaned, running a hand through his curls. “You are impossible.”
She shot him a glare. “Take it or leave it, Bearman.”
He let out a short laugh. “Yeah, yeah. I’ll take it.” His answering grin was slow, filled with something dangerous—because Ollie Bearman never backed down from a challenge.
The International Mathematics Olympiad arrived faster than she expected. Almost 6 weeks of nothing but numbers, equations, and the thrill of proving the impossible. When the final results were announced, she stood on the podium, a gold medal around her neck, her country’s flag draped behind her.
She had done it.
And the first person she texted?
Y/N: i placed first!
Ollie: so that means I get a strategist, right?
Y/N: guess i owe you an answer
Ollie: finally
When she returned home, he was already waiting. She met him at the Ferrari garage—after hours, when most people had already left, and the place was quiet except for the hum of machinery and the faint smell of oil and rubber. Ollie was leaning against the side of his car, arms crossed, but the moment he saw her walk in, his expression softened.
“So,” he said, watching her carefully. “Did solving equations help you figure things out?”
“Yeah,” she said simply. Ollie raised an eyebrow. “And?”
She tilted her head slightly, eyes glinting with something unreadable.
“I like you.” It was so effortless, so blunt, that it completely threw him off. He had expected a debate, some kind of teasing remark, maybe even a dramatic build-up. Not this.
“You—” He blinked, mouth parting slightly. “You really waited this long just to say that?”
She shrugged. “Had to be sure.”
Ollie let out a quiet laugh, shaking his head. “God, you’re impossible.”
And then—he kissed her.
It wasn’t careful or calculated. It was instinct, reckless and real, like something that had been waiting to happen for too long. She froze for a second, then kissed him back, just as certain.
The sound of a camera shutter snapped them out of it.
Ollie pulled back just enough to glance toward the entrance—where, through the gap in the garage doors, a group of photographers had their lenses pointed directly at them.
His jaw clenched. “You have got to be kidding me.”
She blinked up at him, a little breathless, then exhaled sharply. “Guess we’re making headlines tomorrow.”
Ollie groaned, running a hand through his hair. “Unbelievable.”
You’re right, the headlines the next morning were everywhere.
“Ferrari’s Rising Star Ollie Bearman and Mystery Girl—More Than Just Friends?”
“Caught in 4K: Young F1 Driver’s Late-Night Garage Romance!”
At first, people were just trying to figure out who the mystery girl was. But then, someone zoomed in on the photo and noticed about who that girl is.
“WAIT. ISN’T THIS THE GIRL WHO JUST PLACED FIRST AT THE IMO??”
“YOU’RE TELLING ME FERRARI’S FUTURE STAR JUST BAGGED A MATHEMATICAL GENIUS???”
“Ollie Bearman. Sir. How did you pull THAT?”
Ollie nearly threw his phone across the room when he saw the last comment. “You’re kidding me.” he muttered, scrolling through the article. The picture was clear, him and Y/N in the Ferrari garage, mid-kiss. There was no way out of it.
His phone buzzed.
Y/N: wow we’re famous
Ollie: you think this is funny?
Y/N: a little
Ollie: i’m going to eat whoever took that photo.
Y/N: too late, my mom already sent it to all my relatives
Ollie groaned. His face was burning. Great. A few hours later, Y/N showed up at his place, looking way too calm about the whole thing.
“You look way too amused.” Ollie said, arms crossed as he leaned against the doorframe.
She shrugged. “I think it’s funny. Besides, it’s not like we were planning to keep it secret forever.”
He sighed, rubbing a hand over his face. “Yeah, but I was hoping for a little control over how people found out.”
Y/N raised an eyebrow. “You? Control? Ollie, you kissed me first.”
His face turned red instantly. “That’s—shut up.” She smirked, stepping inside and flopping onto his couch like she owned the place. “And now the whole world knows. Congrats, loverboy.”
He groaned. “You’re the worst.”
“You like me, though.”
Ollie sighed, defeated, before sitting beside her. He nudged her shoulder lightly. “Unfortunately.”
She grinned. “Lucky me.”
Despite the chaos, despite the headlines and the teasing texts from the other drivers.
Lewis: Look at our little Ollie, all grown up!
Charles: I expect wedding invites.
Kimi: can you two not do this in the Ferrari garage next time?
He groaned dramatically, but when she laced her fingers through his, he couldn’t help but smile. Maybe the whole world knowing wasn’t so bad. Maybe, for once, he didn’t mind being the center of attention.
Because if there was one thing that mattered more than racing, more than headlines, more than anything—It was her.
© MICHAVS 2025, please do not translate or repost my fics without my permission.
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no1onepiecefan · 3 days ago
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i love how zoro and luffy have historically been impressively self-sufficient. they were both lone travelers when they met each other, afloat of their own accord. luffy had been on his own for years in a jungle at that point, setting off to sea by himself, and zoro had been a wandering bounty hunter for even longer. zoro and luffy, as we know them, have existed integrated with loneliness since the moment their backstories began, yet when they met each other it was like they had filled the gnaw in each other’s chest with so much as a glance.
when they met each other they gave up their independence near instantly; it was like they had waited for the moment. they allowed themselves to be reliant on each other, in fact they eagerly accepted the idea of needing & not being complete without one another. they're generally regarded as 'two sides of a coin,' but i think it's more accurate to say they are two individual, complete coins that chose to weld themselves together because being attached suits them much better than being singular.
luffy and zoro chose to rely on each other so quickly it’s uncanny, they met each other and it was like the world finally aligned in their eyes. hell, for zoro, the world is depicted as physically brightening and gaining colour. and maybe part of that can be attributed to their shared experience with isolation, and the wish to never return to the life they had before each other. the way they have interacted from the very beginning of the show, their connection is emphasised as instantaneous and baffling to everyone around them. and it’s baffling even conceptually.
luffy, zoro? respectively the type to yearn after and want someone who he’d heard in name only, and the type to join a guy he met once with a dinghy and dream. not a chance. but that’s how it all began, like even the world, even something unconscious within them pulled them together. they are uncharacteristic because it concerns each other, they abandoned their self-sufficiency and prior way of life, welcoming the vulnerability of it all, like it meant nothing because it didn’t. because nothing in the world could be more important than each other.
luffy and zoro aren’t complete without one another, even the idea of them detached is peculiar, like you’re trying to pry apart two pieces of an object that can technically be separated but it’s forceful and unnatural to try. they’re magnetised to each other, and their lives of solitude suddenly became something so unimaginable and horrid. i don't think it's far fetched to say they healed each other. i don't think it's far fetched to say even the act of meeting each other at that desolate marine courtyard in shells town was the first time they ever saved each other, just from something not so literal that time.
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tou-dai · 3 days ago
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there are a lot of radfems hiding in the reblogs, so i'm having to deal with that sickness lmao
in any case: this has been a study in proving my point
so many victims and non-oppressors to jump down my throat to tell me shit i already know
but not one admitting to anything i said.
statistics being what they are does not rebuke what i said.
many men and trans men do not report sexual or domestic violence.
many men and trans men are raped/abused by their partners.
the numbers seem to be closer than women want to admit.
the main issue to me is that many people want to view themselves as innocent and/or the victim
and that's it.
that would be a lie and a dangerous one, at that. denying the fact/reality that many women (and other minorities) perpetuate abuse/oppression/bigotry?
i can't say for sure what's wrong with you, only that you would definitely be wrong in doing that.
white people "won" colonialism
cis/het able bodied rich good ol boys and white women (trad/radfems) are at the top
the amount of damage these two demographics have done to every other, including their own kind is staggering
despite this, i wouldn't deny them their human rights or a chance to change their ways
now: i'm a BROWN person, first. i was AFAB. i'm pretty sure I'm actually intersex, considering my characteristics since birth. not only that, i am also audhd, have cptsd, and anxiety. because humanity and this earth has been shit. you're included in this. i have been struggling with fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue since i was young. i am anemic.
i was, at first (as far as I knew), a cis lesbian who was a stud (black form of butch/masc). I was a tomboy since elementary school. wore boy clothes. i knew i was attracted to girls.
and i struggled with my attraction to boys. for many reasons. mostly it felt somewhat gross to me. for many reasons.
but even when i was in elementary school?
it was obvious to me how people were treated different. for their color. for their sex. for how they dressed. whether they were disabled or weird or.
i was a very considerate kid. and i was much more of a door mat. for many reasons.
life made sure to toughen me up.
most of my worst experiences -- sexually, physically, and/or emotionally -- have been at the hands of women.
i had bad experiences with guys. but they weren't as stressful or as fucked up as the ones with women. i can't tell you why this was.
i am still mostly attracted to cis-women of color.
that shit is still biting me in the ass, despite the fact i cannot do anything about my attraction. despite the fact i've literally tried to do something about it and just... sexually traumatized myself for the trouble, basically.
my first real relationship was with a young woman who was 20.
i was 16. my mom knew. the girl knew it was ... well. she joked about it. i was really mature for my age. and she was not so.
but that's not really what stuck with me.
she got mad when i made feminine noises when i was aroused
we got into an argument, i dont remember about what, and she hit me.
i merely restrained her, grabbed her wrists and pushed her up against the wall to make her quit and she cried about it
many such cases.
to the present day.
ya'll scream and shit about men and others not respecting you.
but the fact of the matter is a lot of yall can't handle the truth:
everyone is shitty. EVERYONE. in different ways, to different degrees.
and it is their position in these structures of oppression, as well as their willingness to weaponize those things.. that make them shit.
so fuck you and people like you. ya'll live in lalaland
and i never had that privilege
idk how to tell you this
but women are not more enlightened than men
they're not less abusive or shallow
they're not less bigoted
that shit just looks different in them (and actually sometimes looks exactly the same)
just like anything looks different coming from anyone, depending on who/what they are
news flash: yall contribute to the creation of the monsters you hate so much
and ur gonna keep doing it until you see everyone as human and fallible
Edit: imma block every one of you radfem idiots and read u for filth when I feel like it. eat shit and die terfs
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rosiecosy · 7 hours ago
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sticker war˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
(woozi x svt!reader) ft svt — fluff
the tour bus rumbles along the highway, the curtains drawn just enough to block out the afternoon sun.
woozi doesn’t even react when you climb into his lap.
he’s used to this—used to you curling up against him, used to your arms wrapping around his neck. he barely glances up from his laptop as you press your forehead against his shoulder, letting out a long, dramatic sigh.
"what now?" he asks, unimpressed.
"nothing," you mumble. "just love you."
he finally looks at you, one eyebrow raised. "do you?"
"mmhmm." you nuzzle into him. "so much."
he scoffs but his arms still wrap around your waist, pulling you in closer. "you only say that when you're about to do something stupid."
you gasp, offended. "excuse me? i’m just showing affection to my beloved boyfriend. is that so wrong?"
"no," he says dryly, "but you're never this sweet for no reason."
you pout at him, but he doesn't budge. after a long moment, you huff and pull something from your pocket.
"okay, fine," you admit, holding up a small pack of stickers. "i bought these at the last pit stop."
woozi eyes the stickers—cute, pastel-colored, shaped like little animals and hearts. "...okay?"
"i wanna put one on you."
"no."
"why not?"
"because i don't trust you," he says bluntly.
you whine, dramatically draping yourself over him. "just one! please, jihoonnnn?"
he sighs, long-suffering. "fine. one."
grinning, you peel off a tiny pink heart and gently stick it onto his cheek. you giggle, tilting your head to admire your work. "perfect."
woozi only rolls his eyes, but the tips of his ears turn red. "happy now?"
"very."
he lets you press a quick kiss to his lips before nudging you off his lap. "now go before the others see me like this."
"you're no fun," you tease, skipping off.
what woozi doesn’t know is that you have an entire plan in mind.
——
it starts with hoshi.
technically, seungkwan is the one who escalates it. he spots the sticker pack in your hand and immediately gets ideas.
"you know what would be funny?" he whispers.
"putting them on soonyoung?" you whisper back.
seungkwan grins. "exactly."
hoshi, as it turns out, is not observant. you and seungkwan manage to slap at least ten stickers on his arms, two on his forehead, and one directly on his nose before he finally notices.
"yah!" he yelps, swatting at his face. "what is this? who did this?"
"soonyoung-ah," jeonghan calls from the couch, not even looking up from his phone. "you're literally covered in stickers. how did you not notice?"
"who did this?" hoshi demands, glaring at you and seungkwan.
seungkwan, the traitor, immediately shoves the sticker pack into your hands and yells, "IT WAS Y/N!" before bolting down the bus aisle.
"yah!" you screech, but it’s too late. hoshi is already lunging at you.
——
the war that follows is legendary.
wonwoo, quietly amused, starts placing stickers on mingyu’s back when he’s not paying attention.
vernon, ever the instigator, sticks a tiny bunny onto seungcheol’s forehead while he’s asleep. when seungcheol wakes up, he sighs and mutters, "i don't even want to know."
jun and minghao get creative, turning dino into a walking sticker collage before he even realizes. joshua, ever the angel (or so he claims), slaps a cat sticker on jeonghan, who retaliates by covering joshua’s entire arm in revenge.
dokyeom? he just sits there and accepts his fate as everyone covers him in tiny pandas.
you, of course, are in the middle of it all, giggling as you stick another heart onto seungkwan’s cheek—
"y/n."
you freeze.
slowly, you turn. woozi stands there, arms crossed, an unimpressed look on his face.
he’s mostly sticker-free, except for the small pink heart still on his cheek.
"uh," you start. "hi, jihoon."
"you started this, didn’t you?"
"…no?"
woozi exhales, rubbing his temples. "you’re so much trouble."
"but you love me," you say sweetly, stepping closer.
he lets you, sighing again when you peel off another sticker—this one shaped like a star—and place it gently on the tip of his nose.
"there," you say, grinning. "even more perfect."
he blinks, scrunches his nose, then huffs. "you're ridiculous."
"and you're cute," you say, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek before dashing off.
woozi watches you go, shaking his head. he doesn’t peel off the stickers.
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hiii! i have a question i thought you might be able to answer: how did aftg originally get so popular? i know it was mostly word of mouth on tumblr (still is, i think) (who says this website is unmarketable!!) but what were the early days of the fandom like? personally i've "only" been here since 2016, and by then the series was already decently popular. i remember at that time that the fandom was really welcoming and kind in a way that felt really exceptional to me, and it definitely contributed to me picking up the books, which is the only explanation i can really think of for why it got a bigger following than some to other books which did receive a whole big-publisher marketing campaign aside from it just being well-written. do you have any theories for why it got so massive on here? and do you know how the first readers found it? i hope you don't mind me asking you this, but i remember your blog from wayyyy back when and thought that if anyone had the answer, it would probably be you :)
Hello! I always get so happy when I can talk about the early days of the fandom <3 Sit down here around the fire, let me tell you about this wondrous tale.
So, story time: it was spring 2013, I had just finished a thorough read of In The Company Of Shadows and I was starving for another black hole. It was automatic for me to look up the goodread lists ICoS was featured in, to see what other titles I could pick up, and ended up on the list called "Online M/M stories that deserve to be published". The Foxhole Court was right there (it's not anymore because it IS published <3), so I read it. That was the start of the end lmao
If I remember correctly I didn't wait too long before reading TRK, but TKM didn't come out until the end of the following year, so in the meantime I all but shelved it as something that had incredible potential but that was possibly doomed to never be completed. Fast forward I think the start of 2015 when I accidentally stumbled upon TKM and I couldn't believe I could finally know how the story ended. Nora had a blogspot where she talked about the books (including updates between TRK and TKM), and I remember trying to get as much info as I could on this series. And that was it. For a bit.
So, by the first half of 2015, the fandom was made by people commenting on her blogspot, on her livejournal, the book pages on goodreads, and Ao3 literally had 2 fics ( webarchive gives you what we saw - btw Don't Speak Against The Sun is FIRE and instantly became a new standard for f/f for me). You can still find all this content online. Tumblr had a handful of scattered posts about TFC, mostly Nora's mutuals/friends on tumblr, and a couple of readers screaming into the void with no one answering their call.
I was pretty active on here, especially in the bellarke fandom, and I engaged with mutuals and other blogs often enough that I knew if I talked about something, at least someone would reply. A mutual was reading The Raven Cycle and got me curious enough to liveblog it myself. Instant love, of course, and if you've read TRC you know how strong the found family vibe is. So at the end of my liveblog (we've reached July 2015) I threw out a comment where I recommended AFTG as another worthy title. With the first book being free while the other two were only a dollar each, it sounded a fairly easy commitment. One mutual decided to read it (if you're reading, hi!!!) and liveblog it, and that got the party started.
A party of 2, and I'm not kidding. While we chatted and made up headcanon after headcanon on the phone, the intention was to get others interested in this story. But they'd never do it if there wasn't enough content around to engage with and motivate them to blog themselves, so we started with quote posts, liveblog reactions, a few timid edits and poems. An important choice was figuring out which tag to use (at the time tumblr search only scrolled through tags, not post content): "all for the game" was an actual sports tag, "the raven king" was the title announced for the next TRC installment, "the king's men" was the last book of the trilogy and it wasn't even the free one, so we settled for "the foxhole court" which was an empty tag. Even now my blog content is organized around "tfc" because of it, even though we took over all the relevant tags. A couple other mutuals I had from bellarke fandom got curious as well, and now we could consider ourselves a proper group. We were so starved for fan content that whatever you put out would be automatically reblogged and enthusiastically engaged with. It was a happy little fandom bubble. Then Nora noticed us and started interacting with us, and you got the birth of what would become the extra content page as she replied to our questions.
I possibly had a little bit too much time on my hands because I appointed myself as fandom archivist and tour guide. I reblogged every single post I saw in the tags, and I started a welcome page where I could keep track of everyone announcing they were reading the series. It was meant as a way to find mutuals to interact with since tumblr hadn't yet "canonized" all the tags, and it was entirely possible to lose each other in dashboard chains. I used to reply to everyone reading the series by "officially" welcoming them into the fandom, linking them the page where they could find mutuals, Nora's blog, and the extra content present up to that point. Oh and there was a fictional exy team where you could choose your position and then put it in your blog for fun or roleplay it. I also used smashword's gift system to buy the series for whoever said they couldn't pay for it, just to try and avoid pirating the book (good for word of mouth, bad for sales). This was on my side, but this fandom had so many people pouring their entire heart out I still get emotional thinking about it.
Everyone (before January 2016) made as much content as they could, be it meta, fanart, fanfics, headcanons, edits, wikia pages etc. We had fandom challenges where we pronounced the names of the characters and aftg keywords with our native accent, others where we said our favorite scene. Every headcanon was the first headcanon ever seen in the fandom. The fun thing was that at the time there was a strong etiquette toward "if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything" so fan content really went in all directions with basically no limits. We tagged for triggers and that was it, we had free reign. For those who were around at the time, the sin squad was a group of us fans churning out the saddest/filthiest/fluffiest/most problematic content we could think of.
Then we reached January 2016. We were around 300 in the fandom at that point (I know because I counted them, literally), it had been slow but constant growth where each new fan brought at least other two people with them, and we had around 20 posts per day in the main tag. Then someone bridged the gap between us and the TRC fandom. If you ask me how the fandom got really popular, that's it. The TRC fandom was stuck in hiatus waiting for The Raven King, and now you had 300 rabid foxes spamming aftg content on tumblr, using trk as tag, too. Popular fanartists that were active in that fandom helped making aftg known, and semi viral posts did the rest. We went from 300 to 700 people in a couple of months, and shortly after I had to stop adding people to the welcome page because the post broke. I didn't even know that could happen. It wasn't long after that we were featured in the tumblr end of year recap for book ships. We were so many it was suddenly possible to meet in real life! Cosplays, tattoos, merch. You name it, someone in the fandom did it.
But how did it feel when we were only 20 people and a cardboard dog cutout? It felt like the most chaotic book club ever, and every new fan was automatically a friend. Nostalgia is a lying bitch, but I really don't think I'm making shit up here. We had fun and made great memories.
By the way, if you want to see how things were in 2015, you can! Just go through my archive starting from July 2015 (I think 17th) and onward. You can also search my blog for the tags "fandom history" and "started from nothing and now we're here", whereas here you can find a list of aftg fandom tags I used.
Tl;dr We were starving for good content, we wanted to have fun together, and we were lucky enough to half-hijack a bigger fandom in hiatus. That was all the marketing AFTG needed on tumblr.
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[ID: 6 panels of a digitally drawn comic showing Daggoo doing twist-outs into Pip’s hair. Pip looks a little nervous through the process, with a warm & encouraging Daggoo, and by the end of it he looks at his reflection with surprised joy. More detailed IDs for each panel in alt.]
i finally finished what i was working on for @creatingblackcharacters’ Black History Month Challenge!
so for those who don’t know, for a few years now i’ve been working on adapting Moby Dick into a webcomic. as you might imagine, a text written by a white man in 1851 is oftentimes Very Racist with how it treats its characters of color, and this very much includes its Black characters, of which there are two of note in the cast, Daggoo and Pip. there are parts of the original text in which Melville tries (and even sometimes doesn’t completely fail) to say poignant things or critiques about racism in the text (and much of the text does very explicitly and intentionally deal w/ racism and racialized dynamics, something literally 99% of adaptations ignore), but for the most part, his nonwhite characters are flat, stereotypical, often violent, racist caricatures.
and i won’t get too much into that here (god knows i’ve rambled at LENGTH abt all of this many times & i will many more), because the point of this challenge is to share art about Black joy, but suffice to say that! I am doing my best to intentionally engage with the race & racism of the original text, whether it’s for characters of my own racial identity that Melville bastardizes (like Fedallah), or those of others (like his Black characters, Daggoo and Pip, and his Indigenous characters, and so on). It’s important to me not only to be in conversation with and to challenge Melville’s racism in my work, but also to allow these characters to be more than the one note racist stereotypes Melville writes them as.
So!!! that’s some long winded context, but here’s Daggoo doing Pip’s hair for him and showing him how! I’m extremely fond of Pip getting to be loved and cared for by others of the crew, especially the harpooners (of whom Dag is one). i just think Pip deserves his comically large number of dads who will care for him and make him feel safe and shelter him from the absolute Horror that is 19th century American Whaling (and the Horror that is their white crewmates!). i just think this little Black boy deserves love and joy 😭😭 and i think Daggoo deserves to be a soft, gentle caregiver who can give that to him.
I have lots more thoughts about this and about them and about their hair which i may expand on under a cut or in the tags, but because this is already getting so long!:
to my Black viewers, and my Black readers, you belong in classic literature spaces! you deserve to see yourselves represented thoughtfully and carefully in the ‘canon’ of literature, and to challenge when you aren’t, and be supported in your critiques! your contributions to both literature as a whole (whether “classic” or otherwise) and to literary analysis and critique are invaluable and irreplaceable, both when you discuss the racism in these works and spaces and when you engage in any other kind of analysis or creation. And I want you to be able to enjoy stories of all kinds without people brushing aside your existence or pretending your concerns are invalid or don’t matter because ~it’s a great classic!~ or ~it was a different time.~ your voices and your creations and your art matter.
& on the smallest scale, i hope at least to bring you a little bit of joy. 
I'm tagging some of my art friends! I know the lateness of this in the month means it’ll be hard for anyone to probably do anything of their own for the challenge, but hopefully y’all can still check out & support all the lovely art that’s already been made for this!! @coulson-is-an-avenger @fricklefracklefloof @layalu @brainwormterrarium @seaflying-fliptuna @rootscorrode @holocephal1 and anyone else who wants to!!
& thank you to Ice for making this wonderful challenge, and thank you for all the lovely, incredible work you do on @creatingblackcharacters. truly a blessing to this world 💖💖
anyway, some more notes, because i can’t help rambling:
i referenced a lot of images & videos of people doing twist outs for this but i wanna shout out the video i watched and rewatched and paused and zoomed in on the Most; it’s by kbmaria on YouTube and called “Twist Out on Short TWA 4C Hair | Big Chop Hairstyles”!! def go check her out :]
i loved looking up 1800s hair combs (and afro picks, though it seems they were all just called ‘combs’) & 1800s sleep bonnets for this! the details of the bonnets kind of got lost in simplification (they really do just look like modern ones but with more lace!) but drawing them and the comb was still fun. i also was looking up specifically a lot of Black hair care history and there is some really cool stuff about the original invention and spread of the hot comb (used for straightening hair) and Black people’s role in that (there’s again more i could get into but i won’t right now but do look it up if you’re interested! the library of congress has a good presentation article with sources about Black hair care history. much of it is later the timeline that’s relevant to these characters in particular, but still very interesting!)
i always defaulted to giving Daggoo an Afro when i designed him (mainly because he’s described with one in the book). over recent years, i’ve definitely thought more about this decision and about whether/how to incorporate different hairstyles into representing him. whaling is a…unique situation—long, long stretches of time (we’re talking months) of extreme lethargy with no tasks to do punctuated by unpredictable short bursts (days to weeks at a time) of incredibly high intensity, life threatening, and laborious work. it leaves lots of time to do more complicated, time-intensive hairstyles (which his hair definitely could benefit from in an environment where he’s getting very sweaty, sea-salty, and wet frequently!), but any of that time could be interrupted at any moment; it’s impossible to Plan for when the whale hunts happen and put your hair in a more protective style ahead of time. i don’t really have a specific answer to this yet, but it’s smthn i’m thinking about a lot and researching a lot! visual historical references we have (that i’ve seen at least) of Black sailors of this time tend to have their hair natural and short-cropped (which is how Pip keeps his), but i def want to draw more hairstyles on Dag at different points.
in any case, i do love the idea of him doing Pip’s hair for him (even if the style will be Very temporary due to the nature of their work — he’ll probably get wet very soon 😔) and showing him how to do different ones. starting with something maybe a little easier to do (like this twist out) and maybe showing more complex ones as time goes on.
as far as hair moisturizers go, ive also done a good amount of reading over the years of what kinds of hair moisturizers were available at diff time periods (did you know lots of victorian women used egg washes in their hair to keep it moisturized? i didn’t). i like to think that Dag keeps his own personal stash of natural oil of some kind — he may have access to coconut oil/cedarwood oil/smthn like that. and if he’s ever in a pinch, apparently whale oil is a fine hair moisturizer! and was even used in cosmetics in the 20th century! so hey. got plenty of that around lmao
i think that’s all i have to say for now lmao. thank you again Ice for making this challenge 💖💖
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shikaizer · 8 hours ago
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PAIGENEXTDOOR. p.b x reader
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summary : you dislike your roomate because you think she hates you, so you go with the flow of thoughts and hatred towards each other, until she had enough of you and took all the anger she has been feeling towards you.
warning : degration, bitchy paige, hate sex, paige is a bastard.
paige was your roomate. a fucking one of a kind, although you knew how famous she was you payed no mind to it. you cant help but wonder, why she was always rude to you, assuming the personality she would show to her fans, it was the opposite for you.
but would you blame her? your full on annoying, the way your voice would rise and how loud you would laugh, and whenever she would come back home to see the living room messy full of snacks and delight while you layed lazily watching tv, and whenever the two of you are in the kitchen and you would give her dirty side eyes.
you tried to shake off the hate the both of you are sharing but she was just so fucking prideful, she would tell you to leave her alone, and she doesnt want to deal with you, even though your just initiating a conversation.
Not until she had enough, that night she was really stressed because she just lost a game and you weren't helping, you kept shouting and laughing at everything your friend is telling you.
you flinched when you hear the outside of your door being slammed then swinging open agressively paige walking in like she owns the room.
"what the hell?" you whispered to yourself bringing the speaker of your phone closer to your lips "hey jenna i'll talk to you later" you hang up your phone and set your phone done glaring up at her
"what the fuck is your problem?" you spat and she slammed the door shut walking closer to your bed looking down at you "your my problem." she scoffed and you stood up to prove to yourself that you are not intimidated by her and the way she was looking down at you, but your still looking up at her
"your mouth is so fucking loud you know? i wanna slap your mouth right now." she spat leaning her face down to your level
"do you ever shut the hell up?" she asked again making you roll her eyes, you cant even defend yourself because literally all she was saying is true.
"yes? so what?" you raised your eyebrows cocking your head to the side and she scoffed amuse a smirk growing on her lips
"so what? say that shit again i dare you." you threw your head back shaking your head, you know arguing with her will lead to nothing and it was useless.
"what do you want paige?" you sighed giving up as you placed both hands on the side of your waist
She hesistated for a second and spoke up again. "take off your clothes." she uttured and you were stunned hesistating for a second trying to process what she just said
"what?" you furrowed your eyebrows asking again even though what she said was clear.
"take them off." she growled walking closer to you the back of your knee hitting the bed making you sit, she looked at you up and down wetting her lips "please." she added and stared deeply at your eyes.
you start to tug on the hem of your shirt bringing them over to your head, scooting yourself forward to your bed as your left with your bra and shorts, she placed a leg on your side feeling the weight of her body adding up in the matress as she pushed you down.
her hands crept behind you unhooking your bra with ease and you smirked looking up at her "you usually do this?" the smirk on your mouth left when she glared down at you "just shut, the fuck up." she moved her knee to your core moving them and you moaned bucking your hips closer.
"fuck yeah.." you threw your head back and she continued, she disregarded her hoodie leaving her in her sports bra, you traced your fingers on her abs.
"love the sight?" she asked and you nodded
"how long have you been wanting to fuck me?" you bit your lip and she gave you an amused smirk "whenever your loud, wanna see if laughing is the only thing your loud at." you rolled your eyes and she slid down your shorts with your panty putting them on the floor
she then lifted one leg up placing them on her shoulder, she leaned down and kissed you roughly her fingers starting to rub slow motions on your clit making you whince thru the kiss.
you bucked your hips more and she pushed you down deeper into the matress the kiss beggining to be sloppier.
"shit.." you sighed when she pulled away and her fingers slid inside, squeezing your eyes shut, your arms wrapping around her shoulder pulling her closer
the wetness inside you helped her begin to be faster reach down deep in. "shit yes!" you moaned loudly nails digging her skin making her whince
"feels good?" she leaned down whispering to your ear as she thrusted deeper your back arching, you slammed your hand on your mouth and she was quick to remove it on your mouth.
"wanna hear you so bad..." she confessed and you start to kiss her neck lower the sound your making
"mmm..sorry" you smirked thru her neck and her hands starts to grip on your head
"gonna...cum.." you breath out and she nodded fastening her pace, you felt your stomach knotting and quickly came once she curled her fingers, she cursed under her breath when she felt you relaxing as you have came on her fingers, she sucked on them and sat up putting back her hoodie.
"what...?" you furrowed your eyebrows expecting her to stay and cuddled with you.
"this never happend." she muttured and you furrowed your eyebrows when she stood up leaving your room not even turning to take a glance to your way.
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gloomskulls · 2 days ago
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ FAKE DATE? NO, THIS IS A HEIST [eddie munson x reader]
pairings: grown up!eddie munson x reader
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⇢ ˗ˏˋ SUMMARY ୨୧ There's a fancy family event you need a fake date for. Eddie agrees...but only if he gets to masquerade as a mysterious rich heir with a tragic backstory. Everything is smooth sailing until Auntie gets nosey and starts questioning him, and he totally commits to the act.
⇢ ˗ˏˋ WARNING ୨୧ none tbh, but lemme know if anything triggers you!
a/n: s5 is literally coming, and I can't be nothing more than nostalgic.
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When you asked Eddie Munson to be your fake date for your cousin's wedding, you knew you were bargaining with the devil. Fun, quiet, and easy was far fetched with him. All you needed was a warm body to stand next to you and nod once in a while to relatives asking if you were seeing someone. This way, you could sidestep those pesky questions about 'when are you settling down?'
But Eddie? Eddie had other plans.
From the second you saw his attire, you knew, you were in trouble, when he walked up to your house in a proper suit; no band tee glamored blazer, no half-button with that signature 'I don't care' energy, but the 'i am so mature, but just for today'.
The suit was a bit too big on him (probably cause it was thrifted), curls a bit tidied up for the Eddie Munson to have, and worse yet, he had them sunglasses on indoors... At 6 p.m.
"Why do you look like you're about to sell me a stolen car?" You commented.
Eddie grinned and flipped down his shades, "Because, darling," he drawled, pretending it was old Hollywood, "This is not just a fake date. This is a performance."
You groaned; this was already giving you regrets about your life choices.
From there, Eddie was fully committed to whatever persona he had just conjured in his mind. He strutted down the hallway with a sense of ownership, brazenly slinging his arm over your shoulder and casting his best toothy grin at strangers.
Now your favorite moment of the night. Aunt Linda.
Aunt Linda was the family's self appointed human lie detector. She knew one hundred percent when anyone was faking a relationship. This woman could smell a phony date like a bloodhound—and you were so close to fleeing her interrogation—until baam! She trapped you near the dessert table, glaring down Eddie like he was an alley alleyway dog she thought you picked up on the way.
"Oh, sweetling!" Aunt Linda cooed. "And who is this handsome young man?"
Eddie, with all the style in the world, defiantly withdrew his sunglasses (in slow motion for dramatic effect).
"Edwardo Von Munson," he said with a low sultry drawl, grabbing your hand, as if you were a delicate victorian woman suffering from a case of vapours.
You almost coughed on your drink. "Pardon?"
Eddie tightened his grip slightly. A signal. Don't go out of character.
"Oh my!" Aunt Linda beamed. "And what is it that you do, Edwardo?"
Eddie leaned in as though probing the depths of his very existence. "I am..." pause, dramatic effect, "An orphaned oil tycoon."
Silence.
You were staring at him in utter horror.
"Orphaned?" Aunt Linda echoed across the hall.
Eddie nodded solemnly. "Tragic accident. My parents...lost at sea. Swallowed whole by the cruel mistress they called the Atlantic."
Aunt Linda put a hand on her heart. "Oh, how awful!"
Pinching the bridge of your nose, you said, "Eddie—"
"Edwardo, darling," he corrected, smooth as ever.
You shot him a glare.
"But how did you two meet?" Aunt Linda pressed, practically drooling over this sordid narrative.
Your mouth opened to say something normal, like, 'Through mutual friends' or something cliché, 'At a record store.' But Eddie was already grasping your hand again.
"I saved her," he proclaimed, eyes sparkling with fake sorrow, "from a gang of highly trained jewel thieves."
Jesus Christ.
Aunt Linda was lost on the last bit. "Jewel thieves?"
He nodded seriously. "She was in dire peril. Surrounded. Nowhere to run. Nothing but her wits and her—" He turned to you. "What do you do again?" He whispered
You shot daggers at him. "Retail."
"—her wits and her retail expertise to protect her!" Eddie turned back to Aunt Linda, his curls bouncing as he threw himself into this insanity. "I swooped in, fought off seven armed men with nothing but a mini pocket knife I had in my pocket, and carried her to safety. She's been madly in love with me ever since."
Aunt Linda began trembling. "A mini pocket knife?"
Eddie nodded seriously. "A benchmade knife, Linda. They never saw it coming."
You were about to murder him.
But before you could actually kill him, your cousin, the bride needed you for some photos. You grabbed Eddie's arm and pulled him away from Aunt Linda before she could ask any more questions.
The second you were out of earshot, you turned on him. "Orphaned oil tycoon? Street fight? What the hell was that?"
Eddie grinned, hands in pockets. "I panicked."
"You panicked?"
"Look, you needed a fake date," he shrugged, "I gave you an experience."
You groaned, rubbing your temples. "You're lucky my aunt loves drama."
Eddie smirked as he edged closer. "Admit it. You had fun."
Staring at him forced a monotone face, but you finally cracked up at the whole ludicrousness of it—the crazy backstory, the overdramatic pauses, the fact that Aunt Linda now thought you were having a secret affair with a tragically mysterious orphan billionaire.
You huffed and shook your head. "You are a menace."
Eddie grinned. "Yeah, but now Aunt Linda thinks I'm a very rich menace." He chuckled. "And that, my dear, is what we call a successful heist." He added
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asofspades · 2 days ago
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Next post regarding the LU boy's adventure items
This time it's about shared items or items that are similar enough to lead to group "activities"
Okay, Pegasus boots, bothe Four and Legend have them, however Time might not have Pegasus boots but he has the rabbit hood, this has potential for them having races to see who's faster (and if Legend cheats a bit by using a Pegasus seed to run even faster no one will ever know), I can also see wind stealing the rabbit hood to race them.
The slingshot, I've noticed a lot of the Links have slingshots, Twilight has one, Sky has one that when upgraded shoots multiple seeds, Four has a slingshot (FSA), Time has a slingshot as well, Legend also has an upgraded slingshot (Hyper slingshot in OoS), potential for slingshot competitions, or their slingshots getting mixed up and due to being from different materials, sizes and qualities they have a hard time using the others slingshots. Twilight just casually pulls out the hawkeye to aim better and everyone laughs because he looks funny.
Magic boomerangs, basically most of them have regular boomerangs, however Legend (oracle games), Hyrule (Tloz 1), Four (MC) have a magic boomerang and Twilight has a magic wind boomerang (it has the wind fairy inside, why does no one ever talk about that).
Fishing rods, Time, Wind (Phantom Hourglass) and Twi can go regular fishing while Wild just bombs the hell out of the river.
Explosives, okay, hear me out, plenty of links have bombchus (Legend in OoA, Wind in PH, Time), Four has remote bombs (MC) like Wild, Twilight has bomblings (similar to bombchus but they're insect like) and underwater bombs, Time also has the Blast mask (MM) the destructive explosion potential of these guys (without counting the bombos medallion).
Arson gang, I know we usually think Wild and Wind are the arsonists, mainly because wind likes mischief and Wild is just Wild, and Four gets incorporated sometimes thanks to red and his fire rod (I'm just saying, I fully believe Four himself as a compound of the colours has potential to be a little shit and an arsonist, no red influence needed), but Legend has like 2 fire rods at least (alttp, albw), a magic rod that works like fire and the fire gloves, how is that dude not considered a part of the arsonist gang please, he's such a little shit as well no matter how much sarcasm and broodiness he's surrounded by, also, twilight literally blew up a bomb storage by setting fire to the place during his adventure, just saying... Hyrule can join with his own magic rod as a treat. And also, let Time join with Din's Fire, he was a menace in the war of ages, let him be a menace as a grown up. It turns out Warriors has a fire rod, he can join the arson activities to release stress. All links are arsonists confirmed.
Magnetism, hear me out, Wild has magnesis, Twi has the ball & chain (metal) and iron boots (magnetic), Time and Wind have iron boots as well (also magnetic), legend has his magnet gloves and Four has magnet gloves and in addition he IS magnetic (the logic behind that is besides me, maybe it's related to the elemental magic he has or something). The potential por Wild and/or Legend suddenly finding out Four is magnetic in the most anticlimactic and hilarious way (accidentally attracting him with their abilities). Wild using magnesis to mess around with Wind, Twi and Time when they have the boots on or using it to carry them around or get them places and obviously Wild using magnesis to steal the ball and chain from Twi. I've been told Warriors also has a chain & ball, wild definitely will mess with it when he fails at stealing it from Twi.
Legend and Four use flippers to swim and I think it's hilarious that Legend has apparently never learnt to swim because he used them in all his adventures, apparently Four can in fact swim in FS so he did learn how to swim in the end. Those two would drown without them. Also, I think Twi, Sky, Time and Wild are the only ones that know how to swim without any extra gear (they get things for breathing under water like the Zora armour or Water dragon Scale or Zora scale, or swim faster and climb up waterfalls in wild's case) wind knows how to swim but he gets no extra gear. Technically the only ones who can't swim and don't have gear to swim are Hyrule (yes, the guy who uses a raft to cross rivers) and Wars (I need people to not automatically give him swimming abilities unless I'm missing something from Hyrule Warriors).
Digging. There's Links who have used shovels, Legend has used one in the oracle games, Wind has one in Phantom hourglass and then two links have digging mitts with different capacities (Four and his mole mitts, Sky and his mogma mitts). Imagine you're just casually digging up something with a shovel meanwhile one buddy of yours is digging up a cave and the other one is digging tunnels underground, I particularly find it hilarious that it's both Links who have adventures above the clouds who have the best digging abilities. Four also has a shovel but the mitts are just superior.
And now, one of those things that further confirm the characters that can use light magic, Legend, Time, Wind and Four use light arrows in their adventures, in addition Legend, Time and Wind use fire and ice arrows. Hyrule just said "fuck you" and used silver arrows because he's just that cool.
I want Legend, Four and Sky to cause mayhem with their gust jars and gust bellows respectively, bonus points if Wind joins with his Deku leaf and Wild just pulls a deku leaf of his as well.
Hammer gang, Legend, Four, Wind and Time have hammers and Hyrule has a glove specifically for smashing blocks, they could be menaces. (Also, consider Four and even Legend have extra practice with hammers from being in the forge, they would be terrifying with a hammer). Bonus points for Time just casually lifting whole as columns and slamming them on the ground. It seems Warriors has a hammer as well, he can join the hammer gang.
Also, can you imagine the reaction of the guys who have a simple hookshot (Time, Wind, Legend, Warriors) to Twilight and Sky's double hook shots.
Final thing is, imagine in order to get up a ledge Hyrule casually pulls out the stepladder, wild starts climbing (they're used to that at least), and four makes a whole in the ground with a shovel and uses the cane of pacci to shoot himself upwards, then Legend says fuck it and pulls out the tornado rod. There's so much potential for fun moments in fics or full on crackfics.
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