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[vypridae]

what is with the doctor and bananas. what. im confused

[bottleofsriracha]

i love summer !!!

[leyyvi]

Levi sounds so breathy when you give him handjobs. He can still talk, sure, and he has most of his composure. But the biggest tell of when he's getting closer and closer to an orgasm is how he stops throwing snarky comments at you. Or when he does, it takes him a while to find conviction in his "shut up"s because he's taking so many heavy breaths between such two simple words.

Sometimes, he can't even bring himself to move because his body is too stunned to move from whatever position you caught him in. His muscles are too tense from the building heat of your pumping hand around his cock. Every slide of your palm makes his head fuzzy, any smartass response he'd make to your teasing is rendered lost. Too distracted by how good your fingers feel squeezing him.

He doesn't notice how his legs spread open a bit more, how his mouth is hanging open as he pants, how there's a bead of sweat cascading down the side of his forehead. Levi grows too preoccupied with watching your sickened hand rolling over his oversensitive head. Just for it to slide back down to the base.

It's almost cute, how worked up he can get with a handjob if you're edging him for long enough. he may not ever admit it, but keeping him suspended in that limbo might just be his favorite part of your handjobs. You know the perfect moments to stop, when to start up again. The paces he likes, how you occasionally give a generous squeeze to his balls to keep him on his toes.

And the biggest tell for Levi is when his voice climbs up in tone, when he starts quietly mumbling praises under his breath as his hands struggle to keep to themselves like you requested.

"Make me cum, make me cum, I need to--just let me--" he'll stammer out, hardly aware he's even begging out loud after a certain point. Sometimes youll grant him that act of mercy faster than usual, because it's a little too hard to resist how desperate he looks for the smallest bit of release.

Levis usual string of curses roll from his tongue when his climax slams into him, when his cum pools over your fingers as you pump him. His body shakes, fingers clenched into the sheets of the bed you have him sit on. His chest let's out a long sigh that morphs into a gratuitous moan the more you stroke him through his orgasm.

Of course, he prefers much more than a handjob sometimes but... You have a way with your hands on him that leaves him succumbing to such a simple intimate act

[tunapesto]

she fear on my hunger til I termina

[greyangelpain]

I think about them a normal amount...

[messrsrobyn]

which could mean nothing

[p0ssym1lker]

Some civilians were kidnapped by Mr. Freeze and the bats were trying to figure out how to get them out

Suddenly one of the hostages spoke up

"Dude! Your wife is is just ectocontaminated, easy fix."

Mr. Freeze turns to the girl who looks at him like he's stupid

"Don't look so surprised, I'm contaminated myself but your wife just doesn't have the right stuff to cleanse it. There's a charm on my bag and if you put it on her - clothes not skin - she'll start cleansing... No, no the pink bag, yes, don't fucking rip it off you hooligan"

Mr. Freeze was still mistrustful but every chance is important so the hostage was brought to him

"If you lie-"

"What would I get out of it? Now take of the chunky ghost necklace and put it on her as well to speed it up."

...he did so

The bats were watching with bated breath as Mr freeze took it off and flinched

"Yeah feels kinda weird to normal ppl but trust, it feels great when you got some ecto in ya. If you really wanna speed it up I can fall in a favor but I will need a sheet of paper and a pencil for that."

After watching his wife's vitals change for the better, Mr freeze immediately got them for her. She then started painting a weird circle and chanting in a language no one understood.

Then a white haired guy in a hazmat suit appeared.

"Yo phantom, can ya help out his wife... On the condition he let's all the hostages go and..."

The hostages were freed pretty much immediately and nightwing decided to charade to them it was supposed to say "he stays peaceful" but it was not easy to understand

"...yeah well...help his wife" she ended up saying, much to nightwings dismay

"So while he does his thing, your wifes vitals might change and your gonna think it's worse but they work with the ecto, you can check mine, we should get similar ones, you can keep my cleanse stuff, she should keep one around at all times and-"

The...hostage? Helper?... The girl rambled on while Mr. Freeze checked her vitals

"Yeah no, blood isn't gonna show up differently, I don't think this universe has the stuff to see it yet"

Wait what-

[possuminnit]

anyone think about her a normal amount

[skycowboys]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[judasred]

For other therians/otherkins/alterhumans:

I see a lot of posts about phantom limbs, which is fair. It's upsetting when people can't see your limbs! I understand

BUT I also wanted to tell you all that a few weeks ago my irl friend Onyx was happy and I was sitting next to them and they had a phantom tail and I could feel THEIR tail wagging. I could see it even if I couldn't SEE it. I'm also autistic and can't read body language so it isn't that I just saw that they were happy, it was SPECIFICALLY their tail that made me recognize that they were happy

Humans may not always be able to be as on-level with us but I like to think after that that they can feel it sometimes, they can tell your tail is wagging!! They just might not understand how they know or what that means

[kiyomisworld]

eat up child @umbrellagoaway 🔥🔥🔥🔥

chat i feel like twobit would do ts in pictures tho

[unwri-ten]

I fucking hate you @loehn

[shy-writer-999]

i love it when my boyfriends (zoro & law duh) are happy

also i've been doing something perhaps a little (very) unhinged since i started watching OP, wherein I take a picture of Zoro and Law any time they're looking remarkably good 😭😭😭 there must be smth wrong with me HELP!!!!

[tumbly-s]

Memories

[thefoolswords]

DB Ansage: Wir bitten um Ihr Verständnis.

Me, an intellectual: Then beg