#(I COOKED IT YOU IDIOT)

[sesamebri]

🟥 oh james... you are so cooked

[deliciousnecks]

But can we talk about how powerful nandor is? like yeah, he might be a bit silly, and not in touch with the modern world, but if he wanted to, he could have already conquered whatever the fuck he wanted to. (he built an army, and jerry is still looking at maps over there).

like let's just start by pointing out that nandor didn't need to be a vampire to accomplish all these great things that he wanted in life. vampirism only made him more dangerous. nandor has always had too much power in his hands, that he tends to misuse, but that's actually a good thing for the people around him because if not, the truth is that they would be fucked.

He was born in a position of privilege, one that put him later on in his life in positions of power, he was a leader who did fucked up shit. As a vampire, he can hypnotize thousands, but even if he couldn't, nandor knows how to attract people to him when he puts his mind to it, as we were able to see, but guess what? he also has doing everyone around him doing whatever shit he wants, because rarely people can say no to him. What nandor wants, nandor gets (even the stupidest of things).

Now. Don't get me started with his pyrokinesis. The dude can create and manipulate fire. Like come on, you know all the batshit crazy things that he could be doing with that? people should be thankful that he's not going around acting in unhinged ways.

He's a formidable warrior, the fact that he live as long as he did as a human, through battles and wars, and the guy didn't get killed? i don't know, but I think that says a lot about his kills. he also can use a large variety of weapons, so now imagine. This guy who's the greatest warrior of his time, gets the strength and the speed that comes with vampirism. he becomes a fucking killing machine (not like he wasn't one already), but now he's unstoppable and on top of that, immortal!

As i said in the beginning of this post, time and time again nandor has been given power, too much power I should say. he even got those 52 wishes and the things my guy here could have accomplished with them? ridiculous! but he was feeling silly, so... he decided to have fun instead. Good for him.

Now, we now he conquered places and won wars, and while his years as a ruler were bloody, it seems like he did a lot of Al Quolanudar when it comes to territory. What I'm trying to say is that he's a good strategist, he's good, no he's the best at what he does. he excels in what he was trained and taught to do (and even the vampire community acknowledges this).

People always like to underestimate him (the fandom included. it's true.), say that in a battle he stands no chance. That X, Y, and Z are more could easily demolish him, that he can't do shit for himself, but like excuse me, he's the oldest vampire in that house, look at all the shit that he can do, so no. He's the strongest and most powerful piece in that chessboard, mam. Nandor could go on a killing spree and no one could stop him.

This latest season really brought forward this qualities of his that had always been there. Nandor can be competent, he can be assertive, he really just chooses not to, but if he did! well, we saw what can happen when he is.

nandor is powerful, skillful, and dangerous in more than one way, and yes! smart when he needs to be.

And i make this post, because some people have made him into this character that's just an idiot with 0 qualities, and those qualities that he does have, are always being diminished to make other characters look better (yes. to make guillermo look better. i said it, which is highly unnecessary because he can shine on his own).

It's not that he can't do shit, the fact is that he doesn't want to.

[diamondsheep]

Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

[japeneselunchtimerush]

AINT NO WAY AKASHI ACTUALLY ACCEPTED SOMETHING MADE BY MOMOI AND DRANK IT?!!?! SHE ADDED HABANERO ARE YOU DUMB????

HE KNOWS HOW BAD HER COOKING IS AND EVEN TALKED ABOUT IT WITH MIDORIMA???!?! WHAT POSSESSED HIM TO DRINK IT?!?!?!

Akashi : "Someone please bring me some water."

[mikeru-funzies]

how the boys felt when discussing the beast

[000marie198]

Every single fanfic I read which isn't centered on Sonic or isn't made by someone whose fav is Sonic charactersizes him to be either stupid or lazy or idiotic or 'sucks at [insert thing]

I fucking hate this fandom sometimes

[lunarharp]

the caicore orufrey zone :)

[aleksanderscult]

Alina admiring Aleksander Morozova's beauty.

That's it. That's the tweet.

[ace-and-ranty]

That book Fair Play, about sharing domestic tasks with a partner, is really on to something, the way I see it. It's got some really useful things to say about "owning" tasks, a lot like that comic about the mental load and that managing is work all onto itself.

It also has cemented one thing I believe to be true: the cook has to do the groceries. Cooking when you aren't in charge of groceries is a pain, and shopping when you aren't in charge of cooking is a recipe in disaster. Unless the cook is 100% willing to sit down and write a detailed shopping list and have the grocery shopper act as basically a glorified doordasher, it will not work.

[munchboxart]

I don't really share my comic sketches here but I think this one is silly

[merakiui]

fwb scara........ modern college au,,, the two of you are paired up for the semester project, so at first you're only meeting for the sake of the coursework. scara would rather do it alone but, seeing as that's not an option, he deigns to trudge through this project with you in the best way he can. despite how bitter and annoying he can be at times, he is quite intelligent. he's just an ass about it. T_T he gripes and groans, but he (begrudgingly) pulls his weight.

you and scara aren't very academically compatible. where he prefers to work alone and without distraction, you procrastinate and party, claiming that these things help "boost your morale." you think scara doesn't have many friends here, but in his mind he's not going to uni to make friends. he's here to get his degree and graduate. yet somehow, for some strange reason, scara (who normally never budges and has no reason to budge for a classmate he hardly knows) allows you to talk him into going to a party.

there has to be some sort of post-nut clarity but for the aftermath of a grueling study session. there's no way he was so exhausted from working on the project that he willingly agreed to accompany you to this upcoming party. orz he must be losing his mind.

and he is because he hooks up with you at that party.

scara can't even blame it on liquid courage. neither can you, even if the both of you were just a little buzzed. perhaps it was the atmosphere? perhaps it was stress? he thinks so because, oddly enough, he feels so peaceful after the fact. as if all it took was a round of sex to momentarily numb the troubles brought on by a group project. weirdly, he doesn't regret it.

scara can't do love. even though he may occasionally contemplate how wonderful it must be, it's a troublesome thing. to love would mean to trust. to be vulnerable. to be open and honest. and not just with himself and his own feelings, but with another person as well. things scara is so unaccustomed to doing and being. but this... this is good. this is just physical. no pesky emotional attachments like love. just lust. just sex. he can do that. besides, once this project is over and the two of you go your separate ways, you'll never have any reasons to continue to meet up. this arrangement might be over by then. who can really say?

but you're both in agreement. managing the stress of this project by having sex... genius. it's great because he doesn't have to commit to anything or open any wounds. none of this means anything. he can fuck stress, annoyance, sadness, and more away. <3

so then why, months into the arrangement and on the cusp of finals, is he feeling much more than he intended? why does he feel so annoyed when you go out to parties without him or when you bring that irritating guy (ajax) along? why does he, who claimed that this was only ever loveless and physical, want it to be more than that? in spite of everything, scara hopes for the one thing he fears.

and he's not used to it.

[beanghostprincess]

[Modern AU] Nami and Vivi always end up having to clean up everything after having lunch because idiots #1 #2 #3 and #4 come to their apartment to eat instead of going to their own places

[r4p1stbr0th3r]

"fuuuuck bro i know i need to reply to this sext, but my reading comprehension is shit"

[8o8o8o8o8]

Giving Minos depression about his work as Judge of Hell <33

cw for gore, mention of a murder

The smell of rain heralds the arrival of a Ferryman in the city of Lust. Minos looks up just in time to see the ship's hull breaches the violet clouds, making its way towards him. A full boat hold of sinners to judge. At least this isn't the Ferryman with the factory ship that makes him feel like a fisherman processing a catch.

He steps onboard, twin parasite snakes sliding off of his arms and rushing towards the hold. He suppresses faint disgust with centuries of practice. There's little to be done about the gleeful cruelty of demons.

Minos steps down into the hold.

Unmoving bodies stack upon each other, bare and cold. Disturbingly few of them are intact; he can see peeling muscles and open ribcages, broken limbs and necks and spines—

He kneels down on what little visible ground there is by the ladder. The parasites promptly drop the nearest corpse on his lap. It—They're damp, soaked through with the smell of the Ocean Styx, and a hint of gunpowder. Jarringly impeccable hands. He desperately wants it not to mean anything. He turns their face towards his.

"Annika Young." A name he has never spoken flows out of his mouth with unnatural ease. "Seventy two souls lie dead for your carelessness. Your greatest sin is your apathy towards those in your care." Annika Young does not say thing. No one does. They only ever look emptily at him. "For this, you will be sentenced to Violence."

The parasites pull her away. By the end of the day, he and they would have made neat little piles out of these people. Like meat at the market. This work is not meant for the human soul, he knows. It would be much easier to let go of his sanity and humanity, to simply be the Judge of Hell, another dutiful cog in this infernal machine.

Another corpse lands on his lap. He's stopped feeling any horror for their eternal fates, only his. How disgustingly selfish.

They look up at him. There's hundreds more (there's endless more). Now is not the time to wallow in his fate.

Minos takes in a rotten, salty breath and let out the name of the dead once more.

[sprtruechara]

SCRIBBLE OF MY SPINGLE WHO WE WONT MEET FOR *AGES* in my dumbass post pacifist all-humans-get-revived au comic im planning. but i love them.

[set-wingedwarrior]

I knew some characters from Undertale before playing it (well, watching @eagle-apple play it lol), and I was expecting some things already, like Undyne and Alphys getting together for example. Or Sans being Sans.

But nothing, and i mean NOTHING, could have prepared me for Undyne and Papyrus' friendship and how wholesome their broness is