#(HOLDS HEAD)

[enden-k]

guess who found (by accident) the secret door in the tanit camp a year (!!) after he did everything there

[lotusarchon]

the difference between simping for nezha and wukong is nezha is a *child* deity and wukong isn't

....nah see @ruibaozha bro I'm sorry for the tag but if I gotta deal with it so do you this is INSANE

Also, again; please quit bringing the Nezha age discussion into my anons. Respectfully, I've said my peace about this. LMK fandom doesn't like when people slap them with the truth, and that's fine, but quit trying to make things more annoying by bringing it up.

My opinion is not subjected to change unless the LMK official writers explain Nezha is in fact a child deity and other Daoists speak up about Nezha.

> also goes for if you bring up "but a Chinese person did say-" Cole's opinion doesn't count. That's a kid that wanted attention and tbh I feel more comfortable believing the mouth of trusted elders than a random kid on the internet hungry for fame.

Last Nezha age thing I'm entertaining by the way. Bring it up again and I'm not going to be polite anymore :3

[bonnefoysdick]

[simcardiac-arrested]

IM JUST SAYIN cause like i have phantom wings and they are a Pain to deal with because they aren't there and they've never been there so like. phantom wings but its specifically clipped parts of wings. so they can try to fly but can't, because the wings are clipped

OUGHHH THIS IS SO . AEURHGHHHH

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[saints-who-never-existed]

“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. 

Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”

–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.

[munch-mumbles]

having such a fucking vivid vision of a law pmv to this song rn im taking notes

[simply-ewok]

rolling over, half asleep, in the middle of the night and when you stretch your arm out you end up smacking ghost in the face, and you can’t help but fling yourself back with a loud gasp before realizing it’s just your man, who yet again, snuck inside and cozied up to you without stirring you (bc he hates waking up his baby) bc he was able to come home early and chose to surprise you. and after you relax and begin apologizing for hitting him you hear his low, growly chuckle as he sits up to pull you into his chest, kissing your forehead before mumbling into your sweet smelling hair “it’s all right lovie, di’n’t mean to scare you.”

[enden-k]

"how about you give me a hand this time, ratio~?" a-

[smokeys-house]

If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

[rubyfunkey]

despite all my rage i am still just a cat outta chains

[evilwvergil]

"C H A O S" : Hades I & Hades II