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[balladofareader]

Petition to rename Hawthorne House to Freakthorne House

[heyitsphoenixx]

no one talk to me ever again I have died one hundred times over

[teaboot]

IM LOSING MY FICKING MINDDD

[bleed-more]

... My taste in men is deteriorating

[clownsuu]

Don’t mind me just have some doodles-

Cw the spooky (?)

[laurenkmyers]

[fanaticsnail]

I made the mistake of starting to watch Yellowstone in a bid to rid myself of the blues, yet here I sit: transfixed and envisioning modern Cowboy Rosinante with amnesia working as a horse trainer on your family's ranch.

He doesn't know who he is, but he is exceptional with animals. He has a way with the creatures your land inhabited that no one else ever did. Not your Dad, not your brothers, and certainly not you.

The newest stallion your father purchased from auction was said to be unbreakable, but there he sat: shirtless with his leather hat curled atop his golden locks, back scarred and marred from a past long since hidden from him, whispering praises in Spanish into the beast's ear as he sat atop his saddle.

Birthing a breach calve with ease, fishing with your nephews in the ravine, giving you that soft smile in the silvery reflection while he shaved his cheeks with a straight razor: Rosinante was all softness and sweetness. He never knew what to say, so he said nothing at all. His expressions spoke a thousand whispers that his tongue could ever say. His eyes spoke volumes, and you were a keen listener.

The melodies in his hazel gaze from across the barn sung to your soul. You wanted him, he wanted you: but his respect for your family and the ranch stopped him from his pursuit. If only he'd ask for your father's permission to court you properly instead of ogling you from across the way...

...and if he only stopped taking you aside and romancing you with those soft caresses in the dark...

[amayradraws]

Scary woman and her big ass key husband

[the-ordinary-doctor]

|God, why is my stupid fucking post about eating shredded cheese for 0 reason the most popular post ive ever made on this blog for an OC i have but rarely ever use-| |WHY DID THE COLLECTIVE TUMBLR BRAINCELL GO "oh, post about cheese? REBLOG AND LIKE MM YES I TOO LVOE CHEESE"| |I DID NOT INTEND FOR THE CHEESE POST TO BECOME THE SOLE REASON WHY THIS SIDEBLOG IS INNATELY ALIVE-|

[kai-in-the-korner]

fellas… part 5 (HELP)

[gruesome-beauty]

via slowdowndrygoods :)

[eijisangel]

Listennn- waking up to kiri going to town between your legs like a buffet is truly sending me dimensionally rn 🙃

You wake up drenched and gasping as his tongue works wonders on your clit, your hands immediately finding purchase in his hair.

“Gmornin’ darlin’, sorry I couldn’t help myself,” he says between licks, arms locked around your thighs. It doesn’t take long for you to be shaking through your first release, his eyes dark as he promises he’s not through with you.

[my-secret-shame]

Trying really hard at Normal ConversationTM with new people at a garden party:

Person A: Who was the actor who played the guy in Annihilation?

Person B: Oh, yeah, who was that?

Me:

[teaboot]

I just want you to know that I love reading your life stories and from the context clues on your posts this is what I imagine you look like because you're a 5'3" security guard.

ASFDGGGJHHJGGJGUJGUHFDFGFFFADFSDHHJK

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

i, i am not over how Fate explains the family situation to little Vivio. Like. the show was trying, so hard not to be gay, while still having Fate and Nanoha... be Fate and Nanoha... aka, uh, life partners. sharing a bed. when no one else was. for. no necessary reason.

and. and then they, they, they invent a Whole New Way of being gay

what does it MEAN when a women says "It's my job to watch over you and your mom". this is.

Fate's not their bodyguard? literally she is not. she's Nanoha's very ridiculously close friend, she's taking on the role of being Vivio's mama with Nanoha... I... her, her 'JOB' is to watch over them both??? she's, she's assigning herself that role?

she couldn't just say they're friends and leave it at that???

and Nanoha's sitting next to her on t h e i r B E D smiling and nodding along with this, she's calling Fate "Fate-mama" around Vivio, beaming when they snuggle each other like mother and child, and, im sorry, but

LIKE. they don't even have the excuse of LEGAL reasons- Nanoha's the guardian, but it's just a given? that Fate?? Will be Vivio's mother too????? BECAUSE SHE. LOOKS AFTER NANOHA. SHE. IS HERE TO SUPPORT NANOHA. SHE'S NANOHA'S.... WHAT???? PROTECTOR? she's just casually admitting part of her life revolves around Nanoha, and now Vivio, and

(and then of course she turns out to be the softy parent of the two)

i can't believe my head is still exploding over this almost twenty years later. Fate. what kind of lesbian move was that

"it's my job to watch over you and your mom" good gods help me

[loremaster]

god damn it not again