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moeblob · 8 months ago

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So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient......#i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ?#i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

#xmen #x2: x men united #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #cherik #not really but yes it is #snap chats #secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj #part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc #def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did #that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc #girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick #As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint #i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail #like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA #LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3 #i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked #its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh #kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye

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formulanni · 25 days ago

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Can we PLEASE make the f1 drivers do Mutton Bustin it would be so peak guys hear me out

Cmon. I know yall want to see Yuki Tsunoda and Charles Leclerc doing this it’s a southern tradition

#not to flex #but I was a v good mutton buster as a child #like guys literally hear me out.#ok. you put them in Kevlar vests and helmets they can wear their regular helmets idc.#u put wax on the sheep. every driver grabs a sheep and holds on #someone slaps the sheep’s ass. how long can they hold on. whoever stays the longest gets 2 points #I’m saying guys if we do this idc about getting rid of the fastest lap #are you seeing the vision #and while all of this is happening their are weird men dressed as rodeo clowns #bring back grid girls in the form of 40 yr old souther moms ready to comfort their child after theyve been stepped on by an angry sheep #guys I swear it would be so funny please also then we can bring totally uninterested 10 yr olds doing 4H to the grid 2 crush everyones egos #f1 #formula 1 #austin gp 2024 #united states gp 2024 #formulanni #f1 memes #f1 hot take #hear me out #mutton busting

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thetorturedlovergirl · 5 months ago

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Kate Stewart I admire you. The looks, the voice, the personality!!

Did she hire children? Yes, and ?? This is good work experience for their future. Their resumes are going to be perfect. She didn't do anything wrong.

#but still it’s so funny that now rose is working with UNIT #ma’am that’s a 16yo girl #whatever #good working experience am I right ??#they’re gonna be veeery traumatized but at least people will hire them #a win honestly #doctor who #dr who #rose noble #kate stewart #kate lethbridge stewart #the legend of ruby sunday #doctor who spoilers #dw spoilers

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whoever-the-heck · 1 month ago

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You guys always talking about Protelliot but I think I prefer a protective Olivia. She's so bitchy and worried and jealous and just really really mean.

Holding Elliot when there's a perp escaping!

Muttering, "You're okay, you're okay" but actually just convincing herself desperately!

Getting all teary-eyed with worry!

Speaking to the doc like she's the wife!

Barring people from stressing him out!

Playing nasty to get revenge, jesus!

Also, poor Casey!

Her expressions here are so telling. She's stunned by Olivia's behavior. There's an understanding there when she says, "What you're talking about isn't justice, it's revenge" and Olivia just responds with, "He's my partner, Casey." Novak pauses for a second and just stares back. Like she gets it.

#law and order special victims unit #law and order svu #olivia benson #elliot stabler #benson and stabler #bensler #i love them so much #jealous olivia #poor casey #the doctor telling her “don't panic” is so funny to me #casey's expression says she knows our girl is down bad #even i want her to calm down jeez

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claires-audience · 8 months ago

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Law and order but its about car thefts and crimes and they call it Law and Order: SUV

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sieglinde-freud · 1 year ago

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WHERE WERE THE AWAKENING SECOND GEN ON JULY 21ST 2023

#fe13 #fe awakening #fire emblem #fe shitpost #not tagging these mfs goddamn anyways #long tag ramble incoming btw #this is a lie bc owain pleaded all of them to go barbenheimer with him #but still #also yes there is a difference between being in between barbie and oppenheimer and being at barbenheimer #barbenheimer is its own concept #anyways i think cynthia is the type of person to be like 'yeah barbie isnt really my thing but i'll go with you' and then she cries the most #yarne is too scared of oppenheimer but he thinks the memes are funny #the morgans are FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT and as much as fmorgan likes barbie shes such an oppenheimer girl. crush on florence pugh i know it #kjelle is not up for debate btw. thinks oppenheimer is cool but shes literally feminism the unit #sat for florence pugh tho #inigo has I'm Just Ken on repeat and it will be number one on his spotify wrapped #bradys thinks saying hes an oppenheimer guy will save his masculinity but it didnt matter bc he cried at the first scene of barbie #no one knows why. it was of girls smashing baby dolls on rocks.#know that im looking at them though.. tbh they all cried at barbie its just a matter of when #u can tell me im wrong if you so wish but i dont care and im not listening #after this they went out for the barbie burger king meal and got sick

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megamindbaby · 26 days ago

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any1 who doesn’t like megamind is a megadork

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anti-dazai-blog · 3 months ago

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hello!

would you like to go off on more port mafia HCs?

anything you want, just have fun and #no pressure ask btw :)

All of the higher-ups in the mafia have body doubles

There’s this one part of Stormbringer where iirc Hirotsu acts as a body double for Mori— who’s idea was that. Do they not have an actual assigned person who actually looks like Mori who’s professionally trained in being a body double? Why was the head of the black lizard called in to pretend to be Mori?

Anyway yeah let’s just forget about that part of sb and collectively agree that the mafia is a professional, well-run organization, and it has professionally trained body doubles for anyone important.

#They’d work in the infiltration and espionage building #That one part of sb always annoyed me #What do you mean the pm is so poorly run that you don’t even have a professional body double for your boss??#Mori. C’mon. I believe in you. You cannot call in the head of your combat unit (who looks nothing like you) to be your body double #Very unprofessional I don’t approve.#Also side headcanon but wouldn’t it be funny if Dazai’s double was just. A normal guy.#Like the most normal guy ever. Who happens to look a lot like dazai #Girls confront him in the streets crying about him ghosting them #And he’s like “that wasn’t me I’m so sorry but that wasn’t me 😭”#Idk Dazai in general is just such a normal-looking guy (compared to the other bsd characters)#I feel bad for any tall guy with average length dark hair who happens to live in Yokohama #Pm Headcanon Series #Anti dazai asks

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todayisafridaynight · 3 months ago

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how tf someone hate on saejima/majima. thats like uncle/auntie

some people take the kyodai/brother title they share a little too literally. also could just not be some people's cup of tea which is fine

#snap chats #personally think the former is funny to do but people do it #like thats not ... thats not what that means when they call each other brother #its like in freemasnory and you call your fellow members 'brother'#yall are just. United. comrades. Brother In Arms thats it girl im crying why am i explaining thisv lksjlkav

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maxtothemax · 7 months ago

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i'm still trying to pinpoint what it is, exactly, about iggy's character that makes everyone think he's gay. i'm not saying he's NOT, but i had a friend clock him right at the beginning of TAE when he'd barely said two lines yet. is his homosexual aura just that powerful???

#they speak #iggy #maximum ride #this is also funny in light of the fact that JP tried to have him drooling over girls #and YET this is the most united sexuality headcanon in the entire fandom #EVERYONE says iggy is gay #i've never heard anyone call him straight or anything else

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ssruis · 7 months ago

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I think the pjsk fanbase is like the peak example of that one post that’s like “you know when people are so chronically online that they act like things that are the norm in real life are scorned/marginalized” because the amount of people I’ve seen acting like they’re legitimately oppressed by the evil m/m f/f shippers is absurd

#i think abt that one person who posted their little vbs plushes and got a dm like #ugh why do you hate m/f ships so bad refusing to put the girls and boys near each other #and they were like ‘they’re in the unit order???’#a lot. so funny. least chronically online pjsk fan moment.#or the people who r like ‘shut up abt [m/m or f/f pairing] �� [m/f] pairing better’#like 1 picking fights over ships online is the most turbo loser thing you can do #but 2 maybe we should consider the implications of going het pairing > gay pairing. perhaps.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 13 days ago

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cherik mpreg son onslaught that charles gave birth to

actually appalled how this is a factual sentence and that this is canonical comic book lore

#snap chats #charles xavier never beating the pregnant allegations thats why they had to make him say it outright recently vjalkjaeklaj #dude no charles better than me tho if i had my intrusive thoughts running around after it fused with my evil ex i wouldve ended it all #wait on that note did i ever tell you guys i liked way of x. i think i did i liked how they actually. Evaluated their laws #deceased at how onslaught inherits charles twink body now but i fw the meaning for it. ok thats onslaught revelation but same arc #still funny as hell from going to a whole ass UNIT to being. Twig #not so disimilar to charles himself really.... ok 'unit' is a strong word but he was a lil heaftier back then but anyways #i should draw onslaught sometime. at the very least him and david #my favorite bit from that whole run was onslaught calling david his step brother #like girl youre right but im crying laughing at the fact it is true #oh no ive reminded myself i still want to get legion of x. it makes me emo i love the bits i skimmed i must have the full story #but the holidays are coming so no time for that #anyways. im done rambling JLFKAERJLAJ

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xbuster · 2 years ago

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