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The cool, glorious, and definitely not cute leader: Abyss!
original Abyss!sans made by @/metakazkz
Abyss team (1/8)
I saw this guy I knew from middle school and said, "Yes, you. That's what my brain will not shut up about for the next week." Now we're here. Now he's kinda his own thing, a mashup of old and new and some other stuff from myself (and others).
This will be cleaned up when I have the other designs finished :)
Some notes!
His cape appears just like normal cloth, but it is actually just an extension of his magic. He even feels some sensation in it. Because he's not the biggest fan of direct touch he tends to use it more often for physical affection
The book he has strapped to him is always on him, even as he sleeps. For whatever reason, the title of the book is redacted, and he doesn't tell most people what's in it.
THIS DESIGN WENT THROUGH SO MUCH TRIAL AND ERROR OH MY GOD
#abyss sans#abyss!sans#toffeesdoodles#its very rough for now#ill do a cleanup when i have more energy#sans au#abyss team lore#uhhhhhhhhhh#yeah#utmv#utmv au#utmv sans
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fellas is it weird to *checks notes* write a fic that focuses on characters tagged in the fic
#sighhhhhhhh#ao3#continuing my name and shame tradition lol#myfic#theresurrectionist#a sky of honey#look is it a weird ass fic?#yeah#but it’s my fic#if you don’t like it LEAVE
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be still my beating heart
#btsgif#btsedit#dailybts#userdimple#raplineuser#userpat#useremmeline#creatyoon#usersky#annietrack#usermaggie#heyginkgo#uservans#tuserandi#userpris#seokjinedit#kim seokjin#*#bts#idk why but with this coloring and shaking camera in the middle gif they give me a bit of retro vibes#like old photocards you know#from 1940s or something#anyway#don't ask me how i feel bc#yeah
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I have… a hognose!
This is Orange Dreamcicle, my bb western hognose (male). I’ve had him for a week at this point and I love him dearly
The large cage in the back actually belongs to my other snake…
…a ball python!
This is Melon, my juvenile ball python! I’ve had her for about a year now :3
Bonus pics
Dreamie on the drive back to my house after getting him
Melon about a year ago, near when I first got her :D
They’re both absolutely adorable and I love them dearly
Extra bonus… my cats! Yes, I love animals, now shhhhh
This is Bea! I’ve had her for… a whole decade at this point. Jesus Christ. She has some pretty severe anxiety, but since I’ve practically raised her from when I was a little child to now, she’s extremely comfortable around me. She loves pets :3
This is Mario! I’ve had him for like… uhhhh 5 years? Maybe? Either way he’s a silly little goober that lives for attention, and an absolute idiot/aff
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
#can you see I like animals#idk#can you fuckin tell????#lmao#yeah#I live with my parents btw#they gotta deal w this bs#my dads scared of snakes lmao#I’m just that persistent#I made a fuckin PowerPoint over Melon!#whole ass slideshow#they couldn’t say no to that lol#got dreamie because that was melons old cage#and it’s the perfect size for a male hognose#there’s so much dirt in there yall it’s perfect for him#he’s fossorial#but because I have anxiety#I always wonder if he’s ok in the dirt#and fret a little because I can’t easily find him#it’s been like a week yall#the new child syndrome is real#he my bb#he’s perfectly fine btw#content w being lost in the sauce#the sauce being dirt#I’ll never have a human child#but I’ll always have pets#i fuckin love animals#best things#peak rly
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microwave
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl fanart#art#digital art#fanart#my art#doodles#yeah#im posting too much#gotta take a break tbh maybe…
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supernatural: it was queerbaiting, up until it wasn't. and then it still was
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Unfortunately us Generation Xers were of the age where everything became cheaper and you threw it away when it broke, so we never learnt to make do and mend.
Luckily for me, my Boomer parents taught me that skill, so I can pass it on to random strangers when I'm feeling like it!
#Yeah#you can't blame the younger generations for not knowing things#that you should have taught them#the hypocrisy is incredible !
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i did wrestling in middle school. on one hand, i was actually quite good at it, which was nice. being good at any sport was a new achievement for me. on the other hand, i was bi, and i was trying very hard not to notice that i was bi, and getting folded into knots by very kind, very muscular dorks made that task somewhat difficult.
adding fire to the problem was that my parents and my grandparents wanted to watch my matches, because they were very proud that their Gangly Nerd Son was actually Sporting, and they wanted to cheer me on. which would've been sweet and all, but if there are four people you do not want there during a key part of your Burgeoning Sexual Awakening, it is your mom and your dad and your grandma and your grandpa.
right? i mean, imagine some guy's got your head in his armpit, and you're going you know, old sweat smells bad, but fresh sweat has a sort of and then you make eye contact with your grandpa in the stands and you remember you're swearing spandex so if you pop a boner people aren't just going to be able to see the outline, they're going to be able to count the veins, and the only way you will be able to restore your family's honor after that would be by moving to siberia and renouncing joy, forever. that, or lift your entire body up by your kneck then twist 180 degrees without paralyzing yourself.
it’s a lot of pressure, is what i’m saying.
still it did motivate me to win my matches really fast. because i was so tall and skinny, i was stupidly good at the double leg takedown, and then once someone was knocked down, i'd just do the half nelson and kind of flip em over for the pin. then the ref would count to three and i’d win. EZPZ.
i had one match where that went great. won in the first ten seconds, sat back down, and prepared myself for a good hour or two of doing fuck all. didn't even feel bad the parents/grandparents were gonna be bored. the matches went up from me in 5 pound increments (i was in the 115 lbs division) and it was going great until we got to the 145 lbs division. the other school's wrestler stepped onto the mat, and she turned out to be a girl so our guy flipped, because for straight guys, wrestling a girl is not a pleasant experience.
i'm not entirely unsympathetic. my experience wrestling dudes was definitely a little traumatic. but also, i dealt. guy could've dealt too. instead, he refused to wrestle, and the coach went - fine. not even worth fighting over.
so he went to the 140 pounder, and that guy said, nosir, my mom said mormons can't wrestle girls. next guy down, 135 pounder, now he knew he could pull the same card and thus did. 130 pounder, 125, both tapped out. he got to the 120 guy, and that guy was catholic, but he said he was considering being mormon, and thus would have to pass. as a precaution.
coach blew up a little at that. he said "is there anyone - anyone - on this entire goddamn team that is willing to wrestle a girl?" and then he pointed at me and said "YOU. MAT. GO."
and i'll be real, if i'd been paying more attention, i'd have pulled the mormon card too, but i'd just been putting all that audio into a buffer file because i was reading, so i was halfway across the mat before i even processed what had been said and by then it was too late to turn back.
still i had a plan. and my plan - my beautiful, perfect plan - was to do what i'd always done. tackle, flip, pin, win. sit down. read. bore my family to death. move on.
i got the first part right. she was bigger than me, but she wasn't taller. just an incredibly stout woman. god built me like a snake with glasses, just as he built her like a combat cube. the problem was the half nelson. soon as she was down, i tried hooking my arm under hers from behind and for both genders, the defense for this move is just clamping your arms really fucking tight against your sides. if you're a guy, that's whatever, but if you're a girl - especially if you're god's chosen combat cube - that pins your opponents hand right against your boob.
so, i got the hook in, she clamped, my whole arm pressed against something soft, my coach was yelling THE HALF NELSON. BABYLON! JUST FINISH IT! FINISH THE HALF NELSON! and i was just trying to press hard enough to finish, when then my brain went
...oh.
and i flipped out. of course i flipped out. i like girls, and touching a boob is an elemental experience, and i was not ready. i was not prepared. i had not committed the sacred rites. i recoiled like i'd just brushed my arm against the surface of the sun, stood up, and backed away. nobody in the room knew why i'd given up. all they saw was me, right about to win, suddenly flailing around and scrambling. so everyone started screaming at me to just get the half nelson again, and i couldn't really yell back there's a fuckin' boob in the way and it was very distressing, and the only way i could think of to make them stop was just doing it over again the right way.
so i did.
i hunkered down and prepared myself for Wrasslin' Attempt #2: The Sequel.
i knocked her down again, EZPZ. i went for the half nelson again, but she knew what i was about to do so she super clamped, and i knew she was gonna super clamp, so i wound my arm back like a pop-eye cartoon punch before swinging my arm through the gap between her bicep and her side, but the amount of time i spent winding back super signalled what i was about to to do, which gave her time to clamp even harder, which somehow redirected the entire force of the popeye punch to the bottom of her bra.
it spat out a single boob the same way an action hero might spit out one single tooth after getting a solid crack across the jaw. as if to say:
*ptooie.* "that all you got?"
i did not actually see this. my experience was that first there was an arm, then there was a bit of boob, but i was braced, i was ready, forward at all costs, tatakae motherfuckers, and then the boob went away, and i didn't know where it went but my team, and the audience, and everyone who was in front of me, they all gasped like i just kicked them in the stomach. except for my coach. he was behind me, and thus one of the four people in the room who did not see the boob. now my mom, my dad, my grandma, and my grandpa, they all got flashed but nooooooo, coach thunderbutt was behind me, and he didn't see shit so he was still yelling NOOOOOO BABYLON WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST FINISH THE NELSON! GO FOR THE KILL! BABYLON! BABYLON!
but i did not go for the kill. i stood up and she stuffed her boob back real fast, and we just kind of circled each other awkwardly until time ran out and i won on points. that's not technically allowed, but the ref had some mercy on me.
my coach did not.
i barely had time to sit down before he strode over to the bench to chew me out.
"babylon," he said, in that very calm way people get when they're too pissed to yell. "why didn't you pin?"
and i didn't know how to say well coach, i tried, but there was a boob, and it kept getting in the way, and my mom was watching, and so was my dad, and so was his dad, and his mom, and god (like bible god) and that's a can of worms because i'm pretty sure he was already mad at me, and i'm wearing spandex, and i think i might have to move to siberia, so instead i said
"i uh. i forgot how to do the half nelson."
which is actually impossible. forgetting how to do the half nelson is like forgetting how to swallow your spit.
and he looked at me, like i was the dumbest person in the entire world, and i looked through him like i'd just survived my 250th day in a trench at verdun, and he said: fine.
fine.
but we're all going to practice it for an hour tomorrow because you forgot.
and then he left.
and my buddies had the gall to be salty about it. i got so many comments saying "dude, why didn't you just tell him the truth?" and i said "you can if you care so damn much. you could've wrestled the girl too. maybe someone else should do the hard thing today."
but they didn't. so the next day, we did an hour of half nelson drills, and i spent a decent amount of time getting thrown around the mat, and it was pleasant in exactly the way that i hated and the year after that, to the surprise of everyone but myself, i quit wrestling and joined the trivia team.
and if you want more reasons to love my mom, my grandpa joked after the match that i might have to talk to my bishop about it, and my mom told him he would be allowed to make jokes after he stood in front of a crowd of 110 people in spandex underpants while wrestling a woman that was not his wife.
he paused for almost five seconds after that. then he said: aw. hell. sorry babylon.
and i'd have preferred my apology from god, but getting it from him was pretty good too.
#whew boy this make me anxious just typing it#wrestling#middle school#the dread#i feel like i have to write some stories about my grandpa not being a dick#because he was actually an amazing grandpa#he just had a few goofs are very comedic moments#and you know if you're gonna have a goof making it comedic is a virtue in itself#he was there for me more than a lot of my classmates dads were#and i dont want that undervalued#yeah#babylon-lore
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[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]
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Deltarune (Deltarune) [Imagery related to Deltarune]
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when is omega getting his own game
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