#((DONE.))

[bugenjoyer]

okay. season 4 edition. ok. lets go gays

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

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....ehe...ahaha......ahahahahah.....

...Ahaha!! .....Ehehaha!!

Oh.....!!

....So that's how it's going to be, isn't it?

That's really how you want this to play out?? That's really how you want me to be??

.....

Ok, then.

....Ok then!!

....

.........

....You....

....YOU!!!

....AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!? DOES THIS FIT YOUR ITTY BITTY, INCREDIBLY STRICT CRITERIA FOR WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS WORLD?!

DOES THIS SATISFY YOUR LITTLE-MINDED VIEW OF HOW EVERYTHING SHOULD BE?! HUH?!

Trees....TREES!! You speak for the trees...Well I SPEAK FOR MANKIND, AND HUMAN OPPORTUNITIES!!

B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU, DOES IT?! BECAUSE ALLLL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE STUPID...STUPID...

THE STUPID TRUFFULAS, DAMMIT!!

YES I SAID IT, IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID HOW THAT IS WHAT'S ALWAYS ON YOUR LITTLE, ITTY BITTY MIND!!!

I-I.....I.....

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

I CAN'T DO IT, I WON'T DO IT!!

YOU...YOU YOU YOU AND THOSE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DOUBT ME. WHO DARE TO QUESTION ME!! AS IF I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!

WHICH.

I.

HAVEN'T.

......

.....That's it.

...I'm done. I'm done with this.

[abby-30]

my current mood 🎀

[villainousshakespeare]

Today’s mood in NYC. Tomorrow: looking up ways to move overseas.

[ros-sauce]

i couldn't NOT put them on my favorite text of all time

[possuminthetrashh]

I had a vision and I immediately had to it on my phone or I would blow up

[springlock-suits]

Alternate version of this post from earlier because I feel the actual sprite is more powerful than a drawing

[babygorewhore]

You know what, when I go to war, and it’s not returned.

I get it.

[ball-of-butter]

them: what are you thinking about?

me: nothing

my brain: do you ever just sit there and wonder how differently things would have panned out if maven had attached himself to cal instead of mare? if the key to his humanity was his brother and him only? do you ever think that maybe maven would know he wasn’t and couldn’t be good but he would try to be anyways so he could be close to cal (because the crux of it all was that he didn’t want to be alone)? or do you think maven would’ve ended up destroying the both of them because he knows no other way (and cal wouldn’t leave maven to destroy himself on his own)? do you ever think about how cal would’ve been the only person ever to let him stay close? do you ever think about how the entire fucking story would have changed because maven’s character would have been different since he’s a warped mirror of everything he loves (a small list)?

[catchyhuh]

breakfast facts

WARNING!!!! DO NOT EMULATE THE MADE UP EATING PATTERNS I JUST MADE UP FOR THESE MADE UP PEOPLE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BAD FOR YOU. ESPECIALLY ZENIGATA REALLY REALLY DO NOT EMULATE ANY OF TH

lupin:

must eat as soon as he wakes up or he’s fucked. not even like fully a physical stomach thing its just mentally he Must start his day with food

kellogs commercial table. the cereal, two slices of toast, one butter, one jam, apple, like bacon and eggs n shit

scarfs it down in two seconds. as a result no one else will make his breakfast for him becuase its kind of annoying spending 2 hours cooking at 7am so the princess can inhale his perfectly crisp bacon like the poltergust 3000 

yes he complains when he has to do it himself. so every day yes. it just wasn't practical to do the whole shebang every day so he whittled it down to his toast and eggs. but you know if he could,

the king must feast. he gives himself a stomach ache damn near every day he gets his food the way he actually wants it

jigen:

eats what’s provided honestly. you could say that about every meal but he just doesn’t care too much esp with his breakfast

he’ll complain (he’s particular about waffles and pancakes needing to be a certain amount of savory to justify them existing in a MEAL meal and not just as a dessert) but not too a huge extent. honestly he’ll eat whatever

doesn't have a huge appetite early in the morning, usually balances it out with a big lunch and even BIGGER dinner. he's gotta ease into those heavy hitters man he's delicate bro

cawfee. cuppa joe. He hates it. jigen doesn’t like it despite dressing like a keurig machine gijinka and having the symphonic cadence of a coffee grinder. it just doesn’t taste good to him (it's that deceptive scent dude) that said {sleep hcs incoming soon} sometimes he needs some to jumpstart him like an old car. again, complains, but goes through with it

fujiko:

special k commercial table. the cereal. the side bowl with random dollops of peanut butter and mixed other nuts and oats (?) i guess it’s oats, the GRAPEFRUIT oh i know she’s a grapefruit bitch!! pb honey spread on an English Muffin too. like some. idk there’s a cinnamon stick involved YOU GET THE VISUAL

funny thing is she doesn’t even eat half of it. she just goes with the muffin, bowl of mini wheats, maybe two pieces of grapefruit ingested as she leaves the table. whoever passes the table next is expected to handle leftovers. breakfast leftovers. that's an insane concept now that i type it out

cawfee. she either drinks it with a thousand disgusting artificially flavored creams or she chews the beans raw. presentation vs functionality is a key aspect of ms mine's internal struggle

complex relationship with fast food coffee shop chains as a result

goemon:

another guy who loves the Big Breakfast by tom cardy but unlike lupin (who loves his beauty sleep too much to wake up early) and fujiko (who usually gets her non-lupin boytoy of the month to make it for her) goemon actually gets up asscrack of dawn early to prepare a meal fit for a king

perfectly fluffy rice. hand squeezed juice. absolutely decadent vegetables. impossibly picturesque omelette. but just normal ass sara lee bread though he doesn’t have THAT much time on his hands

funny thing is he's definitely the most normal about it. goemon just. eats his breakfast. he might raise his eyebrows in slight surprise at how good the eggs taste today or something but really its just. food. all these other weirdos either take 10 years to eat a piece of toast or just inhale their food but the guy who dresses and talks like its the 18th century wins the normal award here

has emphasized the importance of eating breakfast to others before despite easily functioning without it. wake him up at 4 say “no time for brekkie dude we gotta go steal the fire hydrant of the louvre” and he’ll be like Done no problems

zenigata: i know i mentioned it before but NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR DO NOT FUCKING EMULATE

haha.

he’s very bad about it VERY bad about it always getting yelled at by third parties. they go “what’d you have for breakfast” and he shrugs and they go "oh god did you even eat" "ONE BOILED EGG HAS PROTEIN IN IT!!"

its amazing the stature you can get while still being the guy who eats half a protein bar for breakfast and doesn’t actually sit down for a meal again until like 1 am. really i cannot emphasize enough don’t try this at home

HES JUST SO DAMN BUSY! but if he could he’d take anything. unlike jigen, who just doesn't wanna start a fight THAT early in the morning, zeni just loves every breakfast food! muffins eggs potatoes pancakes cereal the random ass fruit he LOVES it 

god help the hotel with a free breakfast when this guy comes in. or that is, if he didn’t sleep until 11 AM because he was up lupin-ing all night.

in conclusion: they would all love a trip to the mcdonalds breakfast menu drivethru. they all get a hashbrown. would you believe me if i said i only remembered the mcdonald’s commercials after typing that

[stupidsunday]

okay dear children, I have some questions.

am I supposed to be able to like, *pick* someone to have a crush on? like sometimes I just don't pick, and I still fall. but like..

okay so, I see someone, and I'm like, 'huh', and then we become friends, we hang out, i get to know them, and I'm like, yeah, you. And if I like fuel it, and I like keep that thought up, it STICKS. And I end up falling in love and having to have a serious sit down with my best friend that I just confessed to for the 3rd time, because I need to get over them. But if I just say it, and move on I can just, not? be like, yeah, no ew, and leave that fandom. but I choose to like people, to a point that is. After I cross a line, I have double crossed a line and you just can't do that.

Is this normal? Anyone?

(something is wrong I can't fix the small text, if you can't see it then great.)

[latenightsundayblues]

I hate the way you draw Adam 😒 gayass fagatron

@goofalicousgooberface gonna pretend this didnt happen. Next time it does im gonna leak all the shit we said abt scott tibbs and ur gonna be OVER

[neverchecking]

I bring gifts!!

A drawing and just giving Aaliyah her own flower bracelet from soft!reader cuz I think she deserves it :’)

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OKAY SO I'VE BEEN STARING AT THIS CONSTANTLY SINCE i'VE GOTTEN IT. OFBFIKFBF IT'S SO GOOD AND I LOVE IT ALL SO MUCH THANK YOU SO MUCH I JUST HOCBFIFF

LOOK AT MY BABY?!?! SHES SO PRETTY? THE NAILS AND THE GLOOM AND THE EXPRESSIONS AND THE HAIR. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS THANK YOU SM-

I DEADASS ALMOST CRIED AFTER I SAW IT I JUST FOINBFBIFBF

[strawberrystepmom]

is neuvilette a flowers vs jewelry giver? love notes vs spoken confessions? does he keep keepsakes from you?

after much consideration"

both. although the way he gives flowers is uniquely sweet because he prefers to give a single one, something to press or keep or to be worn in hair. jewelry though....if he procures it, he gets the honor of putting it on and he has found many places to put jewelry on.

love notes. spoken confessions aren't difficult for him per se and he is a gifted speaker but he can really indulge in the more romantic parts of him on paper without fear of judgement.

he has kept everything i've ever given him no matter how small in the grand scheme of things. he has a smaller locked box he keeps inside of his desk with notes and small tokens and a larger box he keeps elsewhere with everything else.

[theantonchigurh]

What's your skincare routine?

Soap.