#(( he's not as good as Abigail at it but ))
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An attempt at group bonding was made. Needless to say, Alex was perplexed but to Sam this was a typical Tuesday night.
(Hello, yes, I am back with these losers (attempted at) being friends with each other. You are (hopefully) not immune to this propaganda)
#haley is the obvious choice because it was midnight and we do not want to disturb evelyn and george now do we?#and it's not like they could stay in sam's because: 1. jodi 2. vincent 3. kent 4. jodi#they could stay at sebastian's but he forgot his keys and uh robin is scary#emily might meddle but she provides edible brownies so good for them!!#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley incorrect quotes#sdv incorrect quotes#sdv alex#sdv haley#sdv sam#sdv abigail#sdv sebastian#stardew alex#stardew haley#stardew sam#stardew abigail#stardew sebastian
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MATTHEW GOODE in ABIGAIL (2024)
#abigail#abigail 2024#horroredit#filmedit#matthew goode#mgoodeedit#matthewgoodeedit#my edits#this was such a fun surprise when he showed up at the end#abigail 2024 spoilers#mine: horror
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Dan Stevens as Vampire Adam Barrett/Frank in Abigail
#Dan Stevens#Abigail 2024#Abigail Frank#Adam Barrett#As promised here is the vampire set#I know a few of these have been made before but I couldn't resist making my own versions#Might make some more of him pre-vampire since he does have a lot of good giffable moments
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Phileas Fogg, you accidental temptress
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#technically not a chair#but I don't care for obvious reasons#him splayed out is reason enough#I just got thru a hurricane and several days without power and I need this#good lord he's beautiful#even when he's supposed to be recovering from being poisoned#i wanna bury my face in that chest#how is his neck so hot?#just want to run my tongue across all of that#phileas my beloved#phileas fogg#oh the things that i would do for phileas#i'd be as classy as he wanted#keep a pinky out while he blew my back out#around the world in 80 days#atwi80d#abigail fix
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dan stevens covered in blood thank you no further comments
#Abigail looks good is what I'm saying#Apostle was fantastic#He should be covered in blood more often#Dan Stevens
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The Abigail sequel is a meet-cute horror where Abigail tries to set Joey and her father up together with the help of an unknowing Caleb/Justin
#it’s a comedy#joey’s main line is “what the fuck#they’re both trying to be better parents#he is worse at it#at one point he feels feelings and then throws a bf#Abigail finally has a friend#Joey hates it and wants to move#Caleb is just wondering wtf#Abigail#Abigail horror#melissa barrera#dan stevens#matthew goode#meet cute#comedy
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who do you think taught him those pick-up lines ?
#fay draws#red dead redemption#rdr#jack marston#abigail marston#john marston#first redditor 😔#i love my son but he need to respect women or ill hafta to kill him#for me either uncle taught him those lines or jack just vaguely remember micah from when he was 4#cant believe those are real lines in rdr1#like damn what happened for him to think any of that is appropriate to say#ig living in isolation all of your life dont give you good social skill. who would have thought
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why in the hell has no one brought up this glaring similarity...
#i mentioned this in another post but i'm starting to think matthew's lips have cocaine in them#something happens to women when he kisses their hand like a goddamn gentleman#and the fact that it happened twice and both times he played a vampire...#absolutely astonishing#matthew goode#abigail#abigail 2024#abigail movie#abigail vampire#kristof lazaar#lazaar#joey abigail#abigail joey#melissa barrera#kristof lazaar x joey#joey x kristof lazaar#lazaar x joey#joey x lazaar#diana bishop#matthew de clermont#diana bishop x matthew de clermont#matthew de clermont x diana bishop#diana x matthew#matthew x diana#bishmont#a discovery of witches#adow#matthew clairmont#matthewgoode#vampires
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Yooooooo I am currently losing what’s left of my mind thinking about Frank just spewing absolute filth while fucking reader. In between biting her of course. Ugh I need him
YES!
The filth that comes from his mouth makes you completely speechless every single time. You know he has a dirty mouth, but what comes out of his mouth leaves your ears ringing for hours
Of course even while biting you he's still mumbling against your skin, seemingly incapable of keeping quiet even while drinking your blood. Groaning and snarling and even laughing
It's definitely an experience every single time he gets his hands on you
#god he's so bad but he looks so good....#makes me wanna negotiate with my morals#Adam Barrett#frank abigail#adam barrett x reader#Adam Barrett headcanons#frank abigail headcanons#Dan Stevens#dan stevens x reader#dan stevens headcanons#the void answers
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Sometimes babygirl is THE vampire with only two minutes of screentime at best Song: Soaked x Break The Ice
#matthew goode#kristof lazar#abigail 2024#actor#my vid edit#matthewgoode#horror movie edit#definetly i cant escape him#he haunts me#hopefully if my laptop wants to work i could download more films of him and editing matthew more lol#anyways hope yall like this
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There was something undeniably creepy about having a vampire stick a needle into your vein.
A Discovery of Witches Real Time Read Chapter 13.
YAH THINK, DIANA???? Matthew wants to drink your sweet blood for breakfast. He's hanging on by a thread there.
Matthew Goode being creepily hot.
📷 ADOW S1:03 my edit
#matthew goode#a discovery of witches#adow#matthewgoode#abigail#coz he's another creepily hot vamp in this
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it's past 3am idc anymore. he was hinted but not officially named & had less than 10 minutes of screen time but in my opinion matthew goode is the best modern version of dracula i have seen in YEARS.
#i got my abigail dvd 🥹#i would sell my toes to get a prequel to this film to see him as a modern dracula#the perfect balance of menacing intimidating and charming in less than 10 minutes of screen time#in those few minutes he managed to capture dracula in the modern world perfectly#it was the BALANCE of old fashioned the gothicness of the mansion yet in the 21st century it may be a fun slasher horror but to me ART#i mean he portrayed matthew in adow flawlessly so i had no doubt he would be fantastic but blimey it was incredible 🤩#my second favourite book in the world finally got a worthy modern lead in an adaptation and it was ONLY FOR LESS THAN 10 MINS#this is from someone who did dracula and adaptations of dracula for part of their degree and had to contend with some terribly written ones#kristof lazaar#count dracula#abigail 2024#matthew goode#dracula
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Do you have any Coronabeth Worsetwin thoughts about Abigail's reaction to finding out Ianthe become a Lyctor in HtN ("Blast. It should have been Coronabeth. Ianthe never was quite the thing")? I love Abigail but ngl I am also a Corona Worsetwin truther in part because I would find it much more satisfying for one of the series' designated Rational Moral Adults to be categorically wrong about Corona.
OH I love this! I hadn't really thought out it until now, but my first reaction is that it might have been just the general "Ugh, yuck, Ianthe?" vibe that she seems to evoke, since she's very much unpleasant on main. But when thinking about it more in-depth, I think Abigail's perception of WHY Corona would be more suited to Lyctorhood depends on which qualities Abigail thinks a Lyctor should possess that Ianthe lacks.
One thing about Abigail in HtN is that she is as much of an atheist as you can get in TLT, but also she seems to have a sort of romanticised view of John (calling him "the Kindly Emperor", "I've longed my whole life to give him my findings") and I wonder if this extends to her conception of Lyctorhood as a sort of state of idyllic quest for knowledge — "the beauty of necromantic mysteries" as Harrow puts it. She's also the leader of a House known for its diplomacy, influence, and not-so-subtle expansionistic ambitions.
So, is she thinking about Corona's diplomatic skills? Her political knowledge? Or — because at this point she still believes Coronabeth is also a necromancer — is she thinking that Corona was the better necromancer than Ianthe, as it was widely speculated?
Going wildly off into headcanon land, we know Abigail has anti-Cohort sympathies (as per Judith's files) and I wonder if that plays a part. We know that Corona regards the Houses's expansionistic strategy as inefficient, but I don't think it's something Abigail would know. Maybe she just thinks Corona would be able to assert authority over the Cohort better? (One of my pet speculations is that there's some antagonism between the Cohort and the Lyctors, and if that's actually a thing Abigail could be aware of it.)
I think it's a combination of Corona's people skill, her personal experience with both twins, and the fact that Ianthe actively puts off everyone she meets.
(If anyone has any opinions about Abigail here PLS feel free to add, I too love her but she's one of the hardest characters to figure out for me)
Personally, a solid 40% of why I am a Corona Worsetwin truther is because I think it's hot. The rest is her everything in NtN / AYU from the threatening suicide to statecraft scheming, with a smattering of that one Taz interview <3 I'm excited to see her wreck havoc in AtN.
#I will say though: Abigail is definitely a Rational Adult but idk if we know enough to inequivocably call her Moral#She's fiercely protective over her people + big on not letting pre-teens join the Cohort & and I think she's fundamentally a good person#but I don't know HOW skewed her morality could be in other areas that we don't get to see as much#simply bc of her being a key political figure in a necromantic space empire#like.. I think Silas is a very morally strong figure in some ways (see his reaction to the lyctorhood reveal!)#but he also uses his cavalier as a battery so#who's to say that Abigail doesn't also have some values that she sees as nbd but are probably fucked?#I don't think we'll ever find out but I like to entertain those possibilities#Harrow is wary of her for political reasons in GtN & rightfully scared of her powers in HtN also#that is a woman of many layers#gloriadenton#ask#tlt thoughts#coronabeth#abigail pent#elle tlt posting#tlt
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I was literally screaming "Fucking KILL HIM!" every time Reginald was on screen this season
#bro when viktor had him on the floor#the scream i scrumpt#the fact HE got to have a Good bittersweet ending#and wasnt killed by the Group is so fucking frustrating#reginald hargreeves#abigail hargreeves#anti reginald hargreeves#tua#the umbrella academy#tua season 4#tua spoilers#anti tua#anti the umbrella academy#mine#my post
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so y'all really liked that ugly white cop from Abigail huh? okay
#txt#i forget this is the racist / women hating website#like literally every other character on that movie was better sorry like#'oh hes a good villain' hes just a white cop Lmfao#like literally nothinf about him was groundbreaking#like thats just how white cops act.#a good villain? Zfuckening ABIGAIL
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This just screams them
#after she kisses nick instead of saying hes good she just whispers 'dont forget to like and subscribe'#supermassive games#the quarry#emma mountebank#abigail blyg#text post#text post meme
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