#(( and I’ve already outfit changed lmaooooo

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part one of Barbenheimer is complete

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For the tea meme: lady grey, Irish breakfast, Turkish tea, peppermint, and green tea

lady grey:favourite outfit? my pajamas lmao which are an oversized graphic sweatshirt, oversized graphic t-shirt, and uniqlo’s 3/4 relaco “shorts” which i just discovered this summer and i am never going back

irish breakfast:what country do you want to visit? i’d love for my mom to show me around germany where she grew up, where we still apparently have relatives. she used to live above a bakery! how cool is that!

turkish tea: where have you travelled? oh boy i can already tell this will be a long boy so forgive me. most notable trips: florida x a million? (orlando in particular bc 1) my grandparents used to live there and 2) my mom is obsessed with disney world; also went to the keys one time), california (lake tahoe, san francisco, sacramento [near where my sister used to live], also saw SEQUOIA TREES--bucket list item), arizona (sedona, the grand canyon), nevada (las vegas, hoover dam)... the big notable cities: new orleans, atlanta (georgia aquarium for WHALE SHARKS), philadelphia (saw sebastian stan and chris evans here hahaaa), chicago (2x), nyc (2x - saw chris evans on broadwayyy for my birthdayyy), toronto (2x @ TIFF--got to see seb on the red carpet here ahhh) and last but not least: japan. which was my big bucket list dream trip. mostly spent time in kyoto and osaka but also went to tokyo for a weekend. also nara for the deer obvs. and a few smaller towns in shiga prefecture where i stayed with a very generous friend for an entire month. whew okay that felt like a lot of bragging fff i love all my travels tho and i’ve been very lucky to go to so many places before i got old and developed near crippling anxiety lmaooooo

peppermint:what’s your favourite holiday and why? can i say i like the lead up to halloween? does that count? just all the cute fall decorations and changing leaves/cooler weather and pumpkin spice lattes with cider donuts fff. it’s such a low pressure holiday too, in terms of like. mandatory family gatherings or mandatory gift buying... you can go all out dressing up to the nines or just wear orange and exist with the trees. pick your own adventure it’s all good. but i also sort of see the leadup to christmas as a distraction that keeps me from wanting to off myself in the winter time LMAO. i'm prone to depression in wintertime ok and i need shiny distractions. also i kind of like some christmas movies.

green tea:where do you feel most at peace? alone... home in bed, reading fanfics on my phone. hahaaa. (i have anxiety about leaving my house ok like i can do it but i hate it every single time)

OMG I TALK SO MUCH i’m sorry ahhh but thank you @beeawolf it’s fun to do these :)

[polygarnstars]

part 1: 4, 12, 15, 18, and 19

If you think I’m going to have common sense and not answer all of these in a single post, I have Bad News lmao

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? Smart, mostly. “Gifted”. This very much Did Not Last lmaoooo

12. name of your favorite playlist? I literally never make playlists I’m a stupid fuck who uses their spotify premium to skip freely through all my thousands of liked songs on shuffle until I find something I want to listen to lmaooooo (Having said that: Rey and I put together a playlist for some characters we were entering a contest to win last fall which I titled Story and Song after the TAZ arc and also because we wrote Way Too Much for it and I’m Very Proud Of That)

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? Okay upon reading this I initially genuinely couldn’t remember any of the books I read in school because for the last several years of my schooling I just fuckin Sparknotes and TV Tropes-ed everything lmao... having said that, I do remember enjoying Maus! It was neat having a graphic novel assigned amongst all the “literary classics” that I couldn’t sit through a sitting of without falling asleep, and it may be the furry in me but the depiction of the characters/people as animals was Good :0c See, if all history was depicted with methods like this, I’d maybe actually be able to remember it ghfdjhgjfkdl

18. ideal weather? Depends on the day, but generally: Between like 65-80°F, not humid, not a lot of wind, and either sunny, partly cloudy, or drizzly but not outright storming. Basically decent temperatures without feeling like I’m walking through soup because of the humidity and weather that’s not completely gray and boring. Aka what Maine basically never is lmaoooo

19. sleeping position? I change positions every five minutes I swear to god (don’t take that out of context gfhdjbhvjd). Usually with at least one arm draped over a pillow that is Definitely Not Being Mentally Portrayed As A Character I Like To Supplement The Fact That I Did Not Get Enough Affection To Be A Functional Adult As A Child ghfdjknbhgfjdk

21. obsession from childhood? bold of you to assume i don’t still obsess over nintendo games (and just video games in general tbh)

23. strange habits? OKAY I COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR THIS AT FIRST BUT I HAVE ONE NOW: MIDNIGHT FRIES

28. five songs to describe you? Speeding - LightsDaydreaming - ParamoreMusic - Mystery SkullsNo Lullaby - SIAMÉSLonely Dance - Set If Off+Bonus because it came up on Spotify while I was shuffling for songs for this and it’s a Mood: Pineapples Do Not Belong on a Pizza - Vargskelethor

29. best way to bond with you? I don’t know I usually just scream about ocs or video games with people and suddenly it’s been a year??? @riskreyes how has it been a year since we started talking but also how has it only been a year??? Wild bvhfdjkbhvgfjdk

30. places that you find sacred? Lmao I’ve never had anywhere like that really. Need a goddamn lock on my door :p I guess... the woods by my house? As a little kid before things got shitty my neighbor’s cousin or niece or something would go out there wandering around catching frogs and stuff in the spring or almost falling into the frozen streams during winter. When things started to go to shit in my life as a teenager I would hide out there to get away and nobody would find me. I haven’t been recently but the last time I did my friend and I walked along the train tracks and dove off into the woods by the side to avoid the amtrak coming by, it was great lmao. Uhh, other than that... I dunno, Boston and New York and New London all make me feel good to visit. Probably mostly because during those trips I don’t feel trapped in a dying land like Maine feels like bgvhfdjkhvgfjd

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? ......my entire wardrobe is my work outfit, excessive graphic tees, and jeans. So uhh... I dunno. I guess my NWTB shirts are pretty rad, I’d kick a dude’s ass wearing Nate’s merch

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? if i have to see another ad for some fuckin branch of the us military while i’m just out here trying to watch people play video games i swear to god-

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Oh boy I don’t know how weird these are but do you want a list??? I can give you a list hang on- In 4th grade we had a day of class where we all just had a party and ate chips and salsa and stuff because the pats won the super bowl and our teacher was Obsessed- In middle school my math class started working out of college textbooks, which is a bit much when you’re 11, advanced classes or no. Yet somehow none of the other students had any problems with this- Also in middle school, the school counselor really wasn’t very Good at his job so I usually just ended up playing Rock Band in his office instead of talking out any of my Many, Many Problems. I played the drums, for the record- Also in middle school, one time I straight up fell down a flight of stairs? Like, a full flight of stairs. Fuckin somersaulting down the stairs. The binder I was carrying broke open, papers went everywhere, my arm got cut open somewhere along the way and started bleeding. I get to the bottom, the other students are staring at me in horror, aforementioned counselor fuckin steps out of his office which is, of course, right at the bottom of the stairs, all concerned because what the fuck a kid just fell down the stairs, right? And so I, laying on the floor disoriented and laughing, declare, and I quote: “That was fun, let’s do it again!”- THE MOTHERFUCKING MAC AND CHEESE MUFFINS IN HIGH SCHOOL. Macaroni and cheese baked into the sweet batter of a muffin. I refused to touch the stuff but a friend of my did and it was bad enough he had to go to the trash can and fucking empty his stomach in it.- SAID FRIEND ALSO MANAGED TO GET A CARTON OF MILK THAT EXPIRED A MONTH BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED AT THE START OF ONE OF OUR YEARS IN HIGH SCHOOL and if I didn’t trust cafeteria food before that sealed the deal on me Never Trusting It Again- OH BUT SPEAKING OF CAFETERIA FOOD one time in the old school before the renovation, in like freshman year I think? I laughed so hard a piece of spicy chicken strip flew up my windpipe and got stuck in my nose and it was too big for me to snort out so I had to suck it back down and for the rest of the day all I could smell was burning- ON ANOTHER FOOD RELATED TOPIC down in the library I was on my iPad and 3DS because I had Long Since Given Up On School and some asshole dudes threw a rotting orange at me and it splattered all over the screens of both? So I picked up the remains and chucked it back at them and yelled “Do you wanna fucking NOT?” and they all ran off. The librarian heard me yell and saw me throw the orange back at them and she just didn’t give a fuck lmao- The librarians at my school were cool as shit really during one of our years we had to do x hours of volunteer work so I did some adjustments to the library catalogue for mine but the thing is I was fast enough at it that there really wasn’t enough to fill up my required hours so instead of giving me more to do they just sort of let me and my friends hang out playing Yu-Gi-Oh and called that good lmao. (For the record I only had one starter deck so I let my friend pick half of the cards and I would use the half she didn’t want. I managed to fuckin WRECK her with throwaways it was Iconicque)- OKAY ONE LAST LIBRARY STORY on the last day of finals I was hanging out in one of the smart tv rooms in the library right? My last finals weren’t for a few hours and lord knows I wasn’t gonna study, ADHD ass couldn’t do that and I’d already given up on school lmao. So I fucking... I brought my Wii U to school, hooked it up to the smart tv, and just started playing Splatoon there in the library. One of the librarians walked past to check on everyone, stopped at my room, watched me play for a minute (I noticed her and just sort of nodded and waved like ‘Sup’ so she Knew what was going on), and then just LEFT. Like, she didn’t give a fuck. Shoutout to the librarians, the Chillest- ALRIGHT LAST STORY LAST STORY I straight up never got all the credits I needed to graduate lmao. I was missing half a credit but they let me go anyway and to this day I cite the reason as being my high scores on the SAT/PSAT? I was the first student at the school in like, a decade, to have gotten an award from the National Merit Scholarship Corporation for my performance on them, and I guess they must have thought that me failing to graduate on time would look bad on them because, uh, yeah, it would, if people found out their teachers couldn’t handle a ~smart kid~ to the point that they did poorly enough to not even graduate with the rest of their class nobody would be willing to send their kids there lmao. And that’s the story of how I graduated when I wasn’t technically supposed to!!!

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? That’s a good fuckin question hey shit memory what was that thing that made us laugh so hard we couldn’t breathe again?...Don’t remember? Yeah I thought so lmaoI dunno, probably a joke in some let’s play? Or... god. Now that I think about it was probably the Slicer of T’pire Weir Isles moment actually. Holy shit, that was good.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? That I’ve ever tried? Jesus, I dunno, I have issues with texture more than flavor. I Refuse to eat my mother’s stuffing because it’s literally just soggy ass bread. In terms of pure flavor alone? Her shepherds pie. It’s just... there is no flavor. It’s like eating cardboard. I’m begging you, De, use seasoning. If I ever have to eat shepherds pie that just tastes like tin from canned peas and vague hints of unseasoned beef again I’m going to go on a murderous rampage.That said? F in the chat to Cameron for that mac and cheese muffin. Rest in pieces

73. favorite weird flavor combo? GVFHDJBVDN JUST GONNA MAKE ME SHARE THE DILL PICKLE/CHOCOLATE PUDDING PACK COMBO FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE HUH

93. nicknames? Gar, Garn, Lane, Bill, Master, Pants, Shortpants. The first three are self-explanatory, first two are shortenings of my name and then my masc/surname. The latter four come from usernames of mine - Bill from Bill Ciforce (If you stack a Bill Cipher on top of two other Bill Ciphers, you get the Ciforce), Master, Pants, and Shortpants from MasterShortpants in reference to one of Link’s nicknames in Skyward Sword

95. favorite app on your phone? Does the internet app count? No? Lmao. Spotify I guess :p Need me some Tunes

[unproduciblesmackdown]

every other even starting at 4!

lmaooo ty i was like “uh oh, Evens but also Alternating Ones?? can i remember both things” and well the answer would’ve been Yes anyways, but then i was like oh right that’s like. multiples of 4.........it’s a dubious if i can put “took a lot of math classes and i’m decent at math, i think” in that Talents question later on lol

4: What’s your favorite part of the day?

it depends lol....i’ve got that night owl thing going on so like maybe 10p - 4am are my Peak Hours probably like, naturally......but not like i hate daylight......Evening in summer months is good like. shit isn’t plummeting into darkness in 2 min after 2 hrs of shitty lighting like in winter......

8: How does someone become important to you?

idk it’s Not Hard but also it is lmao like. we just keep regularly interacting and we vibe? Bro......We Are Friends

12: What can you spend forever talking about?

lmaooooo so many things. like, generally i can just spend Forever Talking b/c irl (and to an extent online lol) i am a chatterbox. very rarily In Practice though b/c i have to be around ppl i want to / am comfortable just talking freely with. but i’ll like, leap on whatever opportunity to talk about some shit i’m interested in / it having already been Brought Up.....amazing restraint from me sometimes when maybe an acquaintance makes a tweet and i Could come crashing in with comments but i refrain

16: What is something you really want?

stares at hands.....big question......but i never have like 5 Year Plan / or many super Concrete specific things, and there’s a lot going on right now so it’s like, as step one, i think i and all of us want to Not be in a pandemic

20: Have you ever had a dream that made you wonder if it was actually a memory?

not that i know of (i.e. didn’t forget lol) cuz the only time my dreams really Draw From Life very directly is like “here’s some Anxiety Scenario dreams” or the location is a school i went to and stuff like that

24: Have you ever met someone you never thought you’d become close to?

i mean there’s been people i’ve been like “i’m not interested in interacting with this person” and then Not had a close relationship with lol but if the implication for this is “and then you Did become close to them, despite your expectations” it’s like.......no not really lmao. ppl have to talk to me for like weeks or months before i realize like “oh right, they’re probably doing that b/c they like you / want to” so it can’t really sneak up on me lol

28: Do you ever make impulsive decisions?

if i’m in a group or w/e i’m never trying to make decisions but if it’s just me yeah i can make kinda impulsive decisions lol.....usually just in wild ways like “hmm i want to do [whatever] so here i go doing it”

32: If you could go back in time and re-live your life up to this point, knowing everything that you know now, would you make different decisions?

really i just wouldn’t mess with the timeline lol......maybe about some smaller details but even then. i could say like “oh i could learn a language” lol but that’s asking an elementary schooler to like, take that initiative or w/e

36: Favorite book quote(s)?

well i haven’t even read the book but i guess my catchphase Invoked Book Quote is the “anger is a type of geography” one, the full quote of which i Saved just so that i could conveniently invoke it in full whenever i mention it:

Anger is a type of geography. The ways out of it expand the more you love a person. The more forgiveness you might be willing to afford each other opens up new and unexpected roads. And so, for some, staying angry at someone you love is a reasonable option. To stay angry at someone you know will forgive your anger is a type of love, or at least it is a type of familiarity that can feel like love.

and ig it ties into this stance where it’s not like “Never Being In Conflict is the ideal for good relationships” and instead is like “even if you get along with people you like the vast majority of the time, probably conflict just happens in the course of Interacting With Other Humans and can be be viewed as an Opportunity where, in the course of navigating a conflict, a relationship can evolve / improve, and also if you think Zero Conflicts Ever is the definition / goal of the Best relationships you’re going to avoid even small conflicts with anyone and probably that lack of communication / requiring ppl to trade the discomfort of Conflict / Change for the discomfort of [if you are at all upset about something you have no recourse] where the latter is definitely worse long-term”.................also related to the last time i Dropped This Quote, for some reason the other day i was remembering the story lauren told about her and will’s tiff unfolding behind the scenes of a performance......rip to how yeah i’m sure it wasn’t fun but the Funny-After-The-Fact Story sure is charming re: like oh all these friends having and getting past fights and etc lmao and in conclusion i rly ought to rewatch the bwayjackbox bmc reunion lol..........also despite me talking about “so great when people Can Be Mad at each other” at length here i’m not raring to brawl with you guys or anything lmao.....

40: What makes you feel confident?

idk lol like there’s always “when you wear an outfit you like” but my outfits are like “shorts and a tee” so it’s not hard. although sometimes it’s like, well my comfortable shirts that are about like “I’m Gay” or sm shit, layers there. would i get a Boost from wearing the Lgw tee?? probably, b/c it’s like, yeah out here subtly caping for wroland really and his amazing solo number, etc......time will tell. still storing that away for Worthy Occasions that aren’t just like [me sweating into it] lmao. also when you’re around other lgbtq people in person even if they’re strangers it’s like hell yeah just overall Stats Boost

44: Do you consider yourself talented?

i mean ppl get Talented through spending a lot of time on Whatever and like, wanting to put that attention and effort into it.......like, i’ve done some cooking / baking just In My Life and so i’m hardly an expert but i’ve got like, some solid knowledge of what i’m doing i think lmao......practiced ballet for a little over a decade and i ended up decent at that........my Ability To Draw is solid for what i want out of it (which is just me: drawing gay niche shit for the self-indulgence of it) and that got a boost from like, i just had a tendency to mess around drawing shit all the time as a kid / took some art classes in like elementary school, did a lot of painting tho lol i’m not great at colors.....damn took art classes in college too i guess, i forget about that. but really drawing-wise the real Experience i got was like, realizing a decade ago like “hey i can just make and share self-indulgent niche gay fanart” so that was my motivation and i’ve been somewhat regularly making stuff the whole time.......the talent of Befriending Cats lol but that’s just “just be chill with them”

48: Have you ever started to try learning about a subject only to realize it’s not something you enjoy?

not really lmao cuz like i’m out here barely ever starting to try to learn a subject that i Do enjoy

[mydefenseihavenone]

OK I’M FINALLY READY

Here’s a thread about taylor’s HEAVY use of circles this era and how much she highlighted them in the YNTCD music video. I by no means think that I’ve got something brilliant sorted out, but maybe this helps someone else come up with a really brilliant theory. Let’s get started.

I hope these first four are pretty obvious / self-explanatiory. Lots of circles everywhere. Lots of spinning. The pool circles are literally the thumbnail of the video. Circles are IMPORTANT

also!! look at the little circular curls she made with rollers at the beginning! she keeps a look similar to this for most of the video!!!

After that, we see this:

and these:

(I’ll note here that a LOT of these are bicycles. I won’t make the Bi joke, but I will say there’s something about bicycles in taylor’s music videos that always seems liberating for her.) 

(I’ll also note that, in terms of image motifs, I’m already planning posts for the use of butterflies and flowers in this video, but that’s for a separate post.)

Pretty obvious circle(s) in the above image, but the target/bullseye shot is really interesting to note. Especially since...

Don’t drag me; I KNOW hoops are common! But nothing is ever coincidental with Miss Swift, so I figured I’d add this in anyway. (HAYLEY FOR TOUR OPENER, PLEASE)

ALSO!!!!!

not only are the protesters in a circle, but they move in a circle (like the wheels of a bicycle, or a blender, or the camera shot at the pool, or the camera shots below)

phew she really popped off with these (i left the booty drop just for viewing pleasure, not because it’s relevant lmao)

and not to be dramatic but this is a 13 inside a circle. maybe a track having to do with this (and i promise I’ll get to theories and interpretations soon) is track 13? (*insert another dramatic sentence about how i’m gonna get a post together about the stars!!! once we have more info to go off on for analyzing them and why she’s been placing them everywhere*)

NOW!!! UMBRELLAS!!!!

I also think, to run with the bicycle idea, that I love that these are mobile homes!!! I love that in connection with queerness, because I think we’re often happiest with found families rather than our biological ones. Being able to redefine “home”?? super important to me and other queer people I know, and I’m hoping that was one of taylor’s intentions with this setting.

and AHHH!! another one of my favorite things is how many umbrellas (also circular, usually) there are!! why the fuck does that matter, paola?? you might ask. HERE’S WHY: there have been SO MANY umbrellas present this era.

(this reminds me that I have a theory about at least one song or one moment on tour that’s about messiness, considering both ME! and YNTCD end messily - ME! with the rain paint and YNTCD with the food fight, BUT, again, that’s for another post)

there’s a joke in here about eating cake but y’all aren’t ready for it lmaooooo

this is another one that convinces me this is purposeful. who makes a little circular sign like that?? like, genuinely?

okay this next one’s a stretch, but bare with me

why this outfit? all of these are iconic looks, and she definitely looked fantastic that night, but obviously this outfit holds significance. she even posted three different instagram photos of this outfit (and ok, maybe she just liked it. i’m checking all my bases!!!)

heart filter and butterfly shoes... other recurring images this era. I’m arguing that she chose this outfit because the sequins make this outfit, essentially, just a bunch of circles. below is another closeup of sequins that she posted on insta:

(at this point i’m even revisiting whether or not the shape of the buttons themselves - below - were a clue in themselves) (even the fact that she made COOKIES, beautiful round COOKIES with katy!!! is this a huge stretch?? probably!! do i care??? NO)

PLUS, this little cutie is spinning around in this scene--it’s some of the only detectable movement in that moment

and, of course, there’s the iconic spinning crown. there’s one perfect frame of it as a perfect circle before the scene changes.

once i picked up on all of this, I knew I had to check out ME! - and here’s what I found!

iconic circles in the dance! over the words “like a rainbow with all of the colors, babydoll when it comes to a lover” nonetheless!!

and then HMMM!!! A RING!!!!!

(and the introduction of benjamin button; the fictional character he’s named after doesn’t have a proper timeline to his life - he ages backward. a real example of a reversal of the circle of life)

and finally, some subtle details, like when taylor gets spun around in a complete 180, 

the rings of light coming in an out,

and the ripples on the ground as taylor and brandon since the bridge (one of the more significant clues for me, though I’m not sure why - just a gut instinct)

so what do I think it means? i’m not sure, though i’ve been speculating all day.

There’s something about the fact that most of the circles are spinning circles that makes me think there’s a single coming up about a cycle or wheel or ripple or ring or echo, but I don’t feel like we have enough (despite all this) to say what, concretely, it might be. I just knew I had to get all of this down, or I was gonna go crazy with it bottled up in my head.

Katy has a song called Circle the Drain, so it might connect to that. I think there’s value to the circle of life connection, since she posted so much about her childhood a few months back. Or, considering how often these are circles around her or others, it could be about inner circles and real friendship? (esp with the katy reconciliation and their likely collaboration coming soon + the fact that they dance around in little circles together in YNTCD:)

Though it’s unlikely, I kind of want it to connect to her Dany button and the idea of breaking the wheel. With the crown tossed into the air and the buried tires, I think it could be a cool commentary on the lack of necessity to constantly be cycling pop girls and who gets to be “on top,” especially if that’s the katy collab!

but yea!! that’s what I’ve been thinking about all day. I worked really hard on this so if it flops i’ll probably cry, haha, but i genuinely want to know: does this seem absolutely wack??? or do you think there’s some credence to it?? have you noticed anything I missed???

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 28.09.17 lb

the fake tadi isn’t turning anika on like shivaay thought it would. tai tai phisssssssss! 

fake tadi is quicklyyyyyyy turning into real tadi. 

YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY THIS FUCKING SONG COME ON LIKE THE FAKE CGI BG WASN’T BAD ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOOD

ok ignoring for the seskiness. 

honestly the fucking bad cgi and lighting changes are making it super difficult for me to concentrate. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

BILLU PLEASE!!!!! HAATH SE BHI AAGE KABHI BADHEGA??????? 

ouff yuck forehead kissing like a brother is not what i meant. 

OH HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS BILLU! GET IT!!!!!!!!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaand KLPD. 

“shivaay singh oberoi ki shaadi ho rahi hai” 

and for the how many’th time???? like, at this point, it’s not even news. tu har do teen mahine shaadi karta hai. 

pft billu is greaaatly overestimating his market value. 

“swayamvar” “somvaar??” “swayamvar!”

anika’s is like fuck you, you just killed my lady boner, imma go sleep. 

nope, too late to do damage control, shivaay. girl’s like byeeeeee. 

LMAO THE FAKE FOX NEWS - BOX GOSSIPS 

whooooooo the fuck are these girls??? where were they before his three (four??? i’ve lost count at this point) other marriage attempts??? 

oh boy. who this with the omnious hand tattoo? it’s a trishul (for shiva) too. obsessed fangirl????

fuck it’s so easy to just smuggle yourself into this fucking house inside some item. pehle dhol tha, abhi carpet. like... come on. 

what do you mean it gets too late???? WHO ARE YOUUUUUU??? 

whyyyyyyyyy is khanna in charge of everything from security to electricity to decoration to shivaay’s meetings to god knows what else??? LIKE... HIRE MORE PPL, SHIVAAY. HONESTLY. 

catering ki taraf se ho toh yeh decoration ka kaam kyun kar rahi ho??? 

yuck the decorations are so tacky. and the large pictures of them, god. so embarrassing. 

pinky, maybe if you actually asked for forgiveness instead of just... demanding it, or taking it as a right....??? 

dadi kuch zyaaada laad nahi kar rahi pinky par??? 

MY GOD HIRE MORE PPL, KHANNA IS JUST ONE PERSON

snort, i’m loving this new more jokey and familiar khanna. 

“sir, aapko mere pe bharosa nahi hai?????” “TUJHPE NA, KISI KO BHAROSA NAHI HAI YAHAN PAR.”

lmaoooooooooooooo. toh phir naukri pe rakha kyun hai isse? for his cute puppy dog eyes and videography skillz? 

lmaooooo is it just meeee or was there bhar bhar ke snark in khanna’s smirky “shaadi mubarak ho” hee hee 

anyway, he made shivaay laugh, so guess his job is still safe despite being a colossal fuckup. 

“pagal hai yeh khanna. kaam chod ke sab achche se karta hai.” 

aaaaaand there’s khanna’s character sketch for you in one sentence. 

OUFF OH WHO THISSSSSSSS

pfffffft “zindagi ka sabse bada din”. honestly, after the second time, it starts to lose it’s charm. 

god what new chore does dadi have for shivaay now

ooooh, i like shakti’s dupatta/stole/whatever 

LMAO WHAT, DADI IS A BADSHAH FAN HAHAHAHA

even pinky is ecstatic at that. wow. who knew oberois had such mainstream and... “youth” oriented taste. 

ok whatever, fwding this stupid little plug. 

must these three always make a dramatic entrance like this together, at every function???? matlab, apna hi ghar hai, there’s no need to be soooo dramatic. 

the ladkewaale’s side is little overpopulated no? 

EXCUSE ME WHO ARE THESE RANDOS BRINGING ANIKA??? weren’t omru supp to be on anika’s side and be with her?????? THE FUCK.

billu you’re going to sprain your neck if you stretch it anymore to look at her. 

lmaoooooooooooooo bechaara

hahahaha rudra’s face like “bhaiyya could you chill and not be a damn loser for 5 seconds pls.”

hahahaha this poor munchkin. dadi is cockblocking to the maxxxxxxxxxx. 

LMAO OM’S FACE. EVERYONE’S JUST LIKE BRO COULD YOU CALM DOWN A SEC

“kyaaaaa kar rahe ho?” 

no really billu. the fuck you doing? 

“she’s looking GORGEOUS. bhaabi’s killing it bhai! tabaaahi lag rahi hai!”

lololol, abhay’s putting in salt in shivaay’s wounds. 

LMAO OMRU HAAAAAAAAAATE HIM SO MUCH

lo, haldiiiiiiiii bhi nahi aayi. in logon ka kuch time pe hota bhi hai?

please om, you’re not exactly loving abhay either. don’t think we’re not noticing all the stink eyes you’re shooting him. 

“woh ddlj ka raj malhotra banne ki koshish kyun kar raha hai???”

pfffffffffft. no but truly, is begaani shaadi mein abhaay kuch zyaada hi deewana ban raha hai. 

waaah, bhai apna artist bhi hai. watch outtttt omkara! 

lolllllllllll these assholes. 

such attractive assholes though. my boys! *squishes them all together*

woooop, sabse pehle maa. oh boy. 

great, dadi’s emotionally blackmailing billu into it. 

omRu and shivaaaaaaay NOT HAPPY. 

LMAO K3G TITLE TRACK WHAT NONSENSE

OMFG OM PLEASE STOP WITH THE NAINO KE BAAN. KUCH TOH DIPLOMACY DIKHAO. 

lolololol billu is soooooooo mad at dadi for doing this to him

IS PINKY FINALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE OR NOT???? WHO THE FUCK WERE ALL THE PHONE CALLS TO? WHAT ABOUT SVETLANA? IS THIS NEW HIDDEN WEIRDO IN THE HOUSE THANKS TO HER??? I NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO MY FEELZ ABOUT HER. 

that one crookedass tika. 

that sorted itself out in the next shot! 

billu’s stone face tho. sigh. 

OMFG WHAT BAAAT WITH SHIVAAY BITCH JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

tej and shakti cuteness. 

eeeeeeeeeeee. my boyssssssss. 

fuck offffffffff, why so adorbzzzzzzzzzz. i love you shitheads so much. 

why’s everyone just putting it in the same three spots. itni badi... ok not badi.... lekin itni body padi hai uski, put it other places too? 

billu is now throwing tantrum about wanting to haldi up wife. 

wife’s reaction: 

ahaaa wife is just as utaavli over here. these two have zero chill. 

lol billu just got smacked over the head. 

om, you’ve been pacing the length of your room coz you haven’t seen YOUR wife. tu toh rehne hi de. 

lol abhay has a nickname for om: ghalib. 

aaaaaaaaand rudra just got haldi bombed. 

OMG THE MURDER IN RUDRA’S EYES LOLOLOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ABHAY

shivaay’s reactions are the best hahahahahaha: 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. 

masha’Allah @ the faces of this show honestly. 

i hate this weirddddd low pitched version of lafzon ka rishta

awwww, sahil having complex. 

shaktiji here to make pinkyyyy feel better 

i’m so glad to see them happy. i know pinkyyyy was a bitch to the infinite degree, but i can never fully hate her coz my scorpio heart knows what it’s like to be a jealous possessive crazy asshole. 

rudraaaaaa finalllyyyy got one in on abhayyyyy 

OMG WHO IS THIS TRISHUL WAALI 

SOMEONE COME GET MY BABY SAHIL AND INCLUDE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok badshah is here and i can’t handle such naach gaana so fwding, as much as i love him 

what nonsense, he’s not even performing for real, just lip syncing pffffffffffft

ahaaaaaaaaaaa billu’s managed to sneak over to the other side of the curtain using badshah as a cover! 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SNEAK OFF MY BBS!

kasam has been invoked. 

“humaari zindagi mein kuch bura nahi hoga. sirf achcha hi achcha hoga.”

don’t make promises you can’t keep, bro. 

but you guys cute. so go on. 

ghoongat waali bai mistook abhay for shivaay. methinks abhay might be instrumental in coming to rescue in this situation??? 

“kal raat se tumhe dekha nahi hai. it was the hardest day of my lifeeeeeeee.” 

so overdramatic. hey, remember when she left you for 3 months???? 

“main chahta tha ki main apne hone waaali biwi ko khud haldi lagaoon.”

TOH KARO NA JALDI. WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A FUCKING YEAR NOW BITCHHHHHHHHHH

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

GET IT BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

omg omg omg he’s finally gonna say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i honestly am done with dadi and her interference. woman, get a hobby!

oh suddenly ppl care about sahil. pffffffffft. aaaaj tak toh itna concern nahi dekha. 

theory: abhay is going to take on sahil responsibility and endear himself to shivika. 

yuck shaadi outfits are so grosssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 

omki still hot as ever though. not even being trussed up in copper foil can take away his handsomeness. 😍😍😍😍

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wishing you all Eid Mubarak! 🌙✨✨✨✨  may the day bring you and your family all the happiness and love! 💖💖💖 

(and lots and lots of yummy food. gifts/donations in the form of biriyani, sevaiyaan, and other assorted noms are always appreciated at tellywoodtrash. 😊😊😊) 

anika’s hungry. (jism ki bhook? 😆😆😆)

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh, billu’s here to mitaaofy The Bhook. 😏😏😏

god his hair is so fucking ugly like this, please can he go back to his old non golden hair. or at least put it up in the “i’ve been electrocuted” shock-puff instead of this weird side comb over a la mahi. i can’t concentrate on the hotness of the scene thanks to this! 😣😣😣

whoooooop, the truth of the pav bhaji is out. 😬😬😬

billu’s like you’re no gordon ramsay yourself, missy. 🙄🙄🙄

BLOODY DADI. WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE????/ 😒😒😒

PFFFFFT, SHE’S PUTTING HIM BEHIND THE MOST TRANSLUCENT CURTAIN IN THE UNIVERSE. 😑😑😑

eeeeeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

lord bless rudra, the stupid cupid of this house. 👼🏽👼🏽👼🏽 doodho nahaao, phoolo phalo, mere laal. 😌😌😌

waaah! billu taking anika out for pav bhaji date! who are you and what have you done to our organic and clean-eating billu? 😯😯😯

ugh pinkyyyyy ka nonsense. 😤😤😤

shaktiji has had enough of this garbage. same, shaktiji, same. 😑😑😑

did om get his satyavaadi side from chote papa? 🤔🤔🤔

goddddddd, anika is going to get the keeda to fix this mess now. GIRL NO. PLEASE. FFS, PLEASE. 😫😫😫

oh. of course he got a pav bhaji thela INSIDE oberoi mansion. this extra ass fucker. 🙄🙄🙄

ok i’ve said pav bhaji so many times in the past two days, that now i really want it. GODDAMNIT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE EATING CLEAN TOO. FML. 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

lmaooooo she almost passed out from another pav bhaji induced (mouth) orgasm 😆😆😆

shivaay, you’re really facing tough competition. i really doubt you’ll be able to bring her to such ecstasy. 😝😝😝

“kya hua, theek nahi hai? daantoon mein usse?” 

ouff billu! 

“kaisi hai? boliye!” “khaate waqt bolna nahi chahiye.” “koi nahi. main bolti hoon. aap bhi boliye!” *quietly to himself* “tum bohut bolti ho.” 

i can’t handleeeeee his adorbz. 😚😚😚

“main raat mein citric acid nahi leta.”

god this man and his insane dietary rules. 😒😒😒

ugh they’re so cuteeeee on their ridiculous improvised date. 💖💖💖

oh boy, she’s gonna bring up pinky. girl whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😣😣😣

yup. called it. billu’s repressing all his feelings about this. it’s going to come out as a jwaalamukhi at some point. *sigh* 😔😔😔

this is the most normal outfit i’ve seen shivaay in since forever. he’s looking verrrrrrrrrrrry nice. 😍😍😍

these challenges are so amateur and childishhhhhhhhhhhh. they’re grownass adults, bruh. who’ve already been married for like, a year. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy. i don’t even know what to expect with this. 😟😟😟

pffffffft, he doesn’t sound anything like her, other than all the catchphrases. 🙄🙄🙄

i am loving rudra’s delight at all this though. what a cutie. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooooooooooo rudra singing O JAANA. such meta. 

ya gaana sab ko sunaayi deta hai??? 🤔🤔🤔

apparently rudra’s changed teams and is fully on bhaiyya’s side today. 😊😊😊

bhaiyya’s using opportunity to CLOSELY OBSERVE bhaabi 😚😚😚

anika’s turn! 

she’s better at this than he is! she’s got the phone waali tadi down pat! 

hein? “what the”? behenji yeh aapke pati ka dialogue nahi hai! 😟😟😟

aaaaaaand there goes the phone. 😬😬😬

damn girl, dat booty tho. 👅👅👅💦💦💦

um yeah, billu looks turned on af. 😏😏😏

aaaaaaand pinky’s here to ruin everything. 😒😒😒

my poor boy though. he’s sooooo close to tears. 😥😥😥

(great subtle acting by nakuul here, the clenched jaw, the pained swallowing. bruh, why can’t you be this toned down and effective in all scenes???) 

god, this tapasya nonsense again. 🙄🙄🙄

“MRS. OBEROI” 

yup. def taking a leaf outta omki’s book. 

he’s righteously outraged on HER behalf. she’s heartened and all dreamy eyed at her suddenly amazing pati, but oh, the guiltttttt. 😐😐😐

time for dadi to lecture. 😒😒😒

teesra challenge is... poverty? 🤔🤔🤔

hardy har har, what a fun game for these outrageously rich people to play! 😑😑😑

oh god, shivaay has to go live in a chawl. 😟😟😟

‘oh my god, i have to call the chawl ppl and warn them what’s coming. 😕😕😕’

billu’s overly confident. my god son, you should be hella scared. you won’t be able to survive. i’m middle class and *I* can barely survive middle class life in india before screaming to be put back on a plane home. 😶😶😶

rudra: yeh toh koi reality show jaise ho gaya; end mein bhaiyya bolenge “i’m SSO, mujhe is ghar se baahar nikalo!!!” 

“zero sambhaal ke!”

200 rs. dude. one of billu’s fancyass coffees for the day costs more than than. 😗😗😗

lmao “woh burger waala meal kar lena. veg. non veg toh aayega nahi.” 😂😂😂

yuppppp, no one’s nikaaling the gaadi for you, son. bus se jaa. 🚌🚌🚌

ok even the kurta he’s changed into is tooooooo fancy. 😕😕😕😕

dude, you have just 200 rs for the day. auto mein jayega toh 50% of the funds are gonna be over in that ride. 😣😣😣

LMFAO HE NEEDS TO BE HELPED UP INTO THE AUTO 😆😆😆

lmaooooooooooo SEAT BELT KAHAN PE HAI hahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

of course, he’s worried about his hair. 🙄🙄🙄

LOL AUTOWAALA IS PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ALL AUTOWAALAS: TUM TOH TEHRE PARDESI. HAHAHAHA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

anika just lost her patience and told him to stop being an ass to the autowaala. lmaoooooo look at him sulkkkk. 😚😚😚

lololol everytime he wants to be called “hot” instead of cute, the universe sends him a sign that it’s not meant to be; pehle daadi, ab road mein khadda thanks to which he went and hit his head. 😆😆😆

“yahi toh iski best feature hai.” chance maar raha hai billllllu. 😏😏😏

“aaraaam se le jaana, lambe raaste se. koi romantic gaana nahi hai tumhare paas? O JAANA suna hai?” 

lolololololol this idiot 😂😂😂😂

ouff tejLana nonsense. fwding. where my rikara babiessss? 😩😩😩

here they are!!!!! 😊😊😊

this set looks familiarrrrrr? was it used in the bareilly track? 🤔🤔🤔

something’s shady about this guyyyyy who’s the caretaker. he might try to loot them too. 😐😐😐

awwww, he’s giving her his handkerchieffffff. 😘😘😘

who stole the murtis????? 😯😯😯

yup. this fucker with ALL TEH GOLD on him (more gold than anika at her wedding with vikram even) def. has something to do with its disappearance. 😤😤😤

oh thank god, om at least listened to her and believes her without awaiiii ka misunderstanding and drama. 🙄🙄🙄

ouff such long tejLana scenes.

omkara’s interrogation koi rang nahi laa rahi, toh dabanngggg gauri utar rahi hai maidaan mein. 😎😎😎

LMAO LOOK HOW TINY SHE IS OMG I WANNA PUT HER IN MY POCKET AND CARRY HER AROUNDDDDDD😱😱😱😊😊😊😘😘😘

time for her lame candy trick. 🙄🙄🙄

hahaha, om’s face. 😆😆😆

oufffff what even is going on with tejLana??? ouff i have to go read the written update now. 😒😒😒

eeeeeeeeee. how impressed he looks. my babies! 😊😊😊😘😘😘

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let’s do this shit! 

ok the start to this ep feels so... random and disjointed from the end of the last... like... is this the same day as the shaadi nonsense? is it not? how many days/months/years have passed? who knows, not me. 😕😕😕

before shit goes down, can i just take the moment to say, goddamn, my girl looks sooooooooooooo good. 😍😍😍 i’m glad her hair’s back in the waves. i prefer it to the poker straight hair. plus the outfit. simple, clean lines. what a goshdarn babe. light of my life. my sun my moon all my stars. 😌😌😌

... ohhhhhh boy. i don’t think i’m ready for this jelly. (coz my body too bootylicious for ya babe! 🍑🍑🍑)

is he for real though, or just faking to make her spill it? 🤔🤔🤔

oh no is he gonna think she left him coz he doesn’t have NKK anymore? 😬😬😬

he’s faking. he’s so fakingggg. he just remembers that ONE sentence she said and is using it to get it outta her.🙄🙄🙄

billu ke dimaag ke paiyyyen ghooooooom rahein haiiiii, trying to piece together these little tidbits she’s dropping. 🎡🎡🎡

ugh. emotional moment ke beech mein 2 second ka romance ghusa diya, my heart is so confuseddddddddd. 😖😖😖

anika be like OH BETE KI KAHIN PAPPU BANAAKE TOH NAHI CHALE GAYE MUJHE. 😯😯😯

sudden change to chirpy, cheery gauri. i can’t keep up with the sudden change in tone of scenes without suffering whiplash. 😕😕😕

wtf even is om doing in the bg? 😟😟😟

sudden change in mooood in my baby bulbul’s mood. aw noooo. 😥😥😥

YEH PAKDAAAAAAA. HAWAAA CHALIIIIII. YASSSSSSSSSS. FUCKING YAAAAAAAAS!!!! 😀😀😀

THIS SONG. *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS* ALL THE FEELZ. 😭😭😭

ok “pyaar” is a little too much and all, but the lyrics TU KI JAANE PYAAR MERA + THIS FACE. *sobbing for all eternity* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

what’s with this dude and her shoulder? this is a very strange fetish, bro. 😕😕😕

ok but over there your brother and bhaabi are into knifeplay, so this is relatively harmless. carry on. 😌😌😌

BUT ALSO FUCKING GOOSEBUMPS OMG THE FUCK I AM BOTH 😥😥😥 CRYING 😥😥😥 AND HAVING 😏😏😏 THARKI THOUGHTS 😏😏😏 AND OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING TO ME I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS TODAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

also i can hear maisu’s @vishwaspur​ head 💥exploding💥 at all the close ups of kunal’s hands all the way from here. 🙃🙃🙃

ok i know nothing of this jal jal ke dhuan sequence, but damn it looks fucking hot in any flashbacks they show in ib. i don’t think i’ll watch the actual scene, just to preserve the hotness in my mind. 😙😙😙

VE BADA PACHTAIYYAAAAN ANKHAAN NAAAL TERE JODKEEEEE *weeps* 

i always lose it at this part of this song anyway, but coupled with these visuals, hahahaha fuck meeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭

jfc why can i not stop cryinggggggggg 😪😪😪😪

oh this is why: 

LOOK AT THE WAY THEY’RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN 

“KUCH NAHI”?!?!?!?! OMFG OMKARA, DO NOT MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. DON’T TEST ME BOY. I’LL DO IT. I’LL FUCKING DO IT. 😤😤😤😡😡😡

her disappointmenttttttttt. oh my god, my heart. i can’t bear it. 😫😫😫

SIRF BAHU™. SISTER OF SIRF ANIKA™. THE SIRF SISTERS™. 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

the fuckkkkkkkkkkk, om? i thought you were the emotionally intelligent one among the three idiots. god. you’re just as bad as those other two. 😒😒😒

literally don’t give a rat’s ass about ruvya as a couple. fwding. 

where’s he going now? abhi abhi toh lauta hai germany se. (germany said in this accent. please know i ALWAYS say “germany” like this. 😆😆😆)

ok i’ve now said the word germany too many times and it makes no sense to me. germany. 🤔🤔🤔

the editing of this episode is hella weird man. why would they put this scene now; like, she literally just walked away mad at him and now she’s back and like lemme unpack for you. what nonsense. 😒😒😒

lmao her startled face at him throwing things around. 😂😂😂

omki shomkiiiiiiiii, did you bring the wifeyyy something back from GERRRRRRRMANY? is that why you’re acting weeeeeeeeird? 😏😏😏

HAHAHA CALLED IT. WHAT AN AWKWARD AARDVARK. CUTIE PATOOTIEEEEEEE. 😚😚😚

did he take the mor pankh with him FROM here, or did he pluck a german mor ka pankh? 🤔🤔🤔

germany mein mor hai bhi ya nahi? 🤔🤔🤔 (calling @nawaazishein​ to confirm or deny.) 

LOL “MERE LIYE” YOU IDIOT JUST GIVE IT TO HER 😂😂😂

“THIS IS THE NEW ME”

yeah, this one is definitelyyyyyyyyyy shivaay’s brother. same weirdness and tadi-fueled stupidity. 🙄🙄🙄

LMAOOOOOOOO OM YOU IDIOT I LOVE YOU 🤣🤣🤣

RUDRA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

omfg rudra imitating his lameness hahahaha 😂😂😂

I LIVE FOR RUDRA TAKING THE PISS OUTTA OMKI 😆😆😆

rudra ki vishesh tippani: you look like a goddamn fool, please just give chulbul bhaabi the stole already. 😋😋😋

i love it. this is why he gets the ladies. he smart in this one dept. 😊😊😊

damn, ragini looking FAAIIIINE 😘😘😘

ohhhh boy. she wants to MURDER anika. 😬😬😬

OMFG SHE HAS A SHIVAAY BEDSPREAD. JFC GIRL. LIKE I KNEW YOU WERE CRAZY BUT NOT THIS CRAZY. 

lucky for you.....

also, 10 bucks says one of gul/neet took that thing home once they were done shooting with it, considering how much they stan for nakuul. 🙈🙈🙈

“maarna wahin chahiye jahaan par sab se zyaada dard ho, aur main bohut achche se jaanti hoon shivaay ko sabse zyaada dard kahaan hoga.” 

sooooooo... she’s going to mess up his hair? 😕😕😕😗😗😗

lmao i am lovinggggg vikram’s exasperation and defeated confusion. 😆😆😆

btw, finally found the actor’s name, for those interested: danish pandor. unfortunately, he’s not big on social media, so get your jollies by taadofying at him here. 

sooooooooo.... vikram, who wanted anika enough to marry her even without her consent, is perfectly ok with this plan of killing(?) her? 🤔🤔🤔 like....??????? what even is this dude’s deal? he seems perfectly sane and sorted but i dont get his motives re: anika. 😕😕😕

omki’s cryyyyying? whyyyy??? is it coz he’s a loser who can’t summon the guts to tell his wife the words “i am sorry”? 😐😐😐

“kaunsa sach?” 

coz at this point everyone is hiding so many things from each other than it’s hard to fucking keep track anymore 😗😗😗

bruh, does this fucker know or not, or is he just going around faking everyone out and getting them to drop him enough breadcrumbs 😒😒😒

lmaooooo rudra is exhausted solving everyone’s issues. 😆😆😆

bhavya’s in A Mood™ 😬😬😬

ok... fuck this sultan nonsense all over again. fwding. 😒😒😒

YEAHH THIS FOOL DON’T KNOW SHIT. HE’S JUST FAKING. 😑😑😑

oh shit, rudra. god, he’s going to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. he’s going to vomit out everythingggggggg. 😧😧😧

LMAOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW ITTTTTT. I KNEW HE WAS FAKING. I CAN’T BELIEVE THESE PPL ARE FALLING FOR IT. FOR FUCKS SAKE, DON’T YOU KNOW THIS GUY AND HOW HE WORKS AT ALLLLLLLLLL? 😂😂😂

aaaaaaaaaaand, there it is. is ladke ke pet mein kuchhhhhhhhh nahi rehta. 😣😣😣

omki is desperately babbling. it’s hard to watch him, the most sorted one, like this. *pats his floofy hair* 😞😞😞

my boyyyyyyyyssssssssssssss. *weeeeps* 😭😭😭😭

time to dramatically ponder in the dark. 🙄🙄🙄

dang, look how much nakuul’s hair grown in two months. 😯😯😯

ok really don’t care about this jhanvi plot today. give me mainland madness. 

yesssss pinky’s here. DRAAAAAAMA TIMEEE. 🙃🙃🙃

LMAO DADI DO YOU NOT KNOW PINKY AT ALL? AT ALL??????? 😣😣😣

enough foreshadowinnnnnnnnggggggg. GIVE ME THE FUCKING GOODS. 😫😫😫

damn kaveri darling is even kinkier than svetlana. 😯😯😯😏😏😏

jhanvi just bustin in there like... ok mainu kiiii. fwding to get to the real fucking drama. awaiii mera sunday barbad mat kariyo. 😒😒😒

ok. full fam gathered. vakeel bhi aaya hua hai. AB DANGAL HOGA. mwahaha. 😆😆😆

yiiiiiiiiiiikes, the SSO waali danger look he gave the lawyer at being questioned. 😬😬😬

ok i know what’s coming. he’s gonna give it all to anika. and that’s gonna provoke pinky into fucking loooooosing it. 😗😗😗

YUPPPPPPPP. 😐😐😐

lmao everyone’s faces: 

"UM, THE FUCK?”

“.... um, i understood one of those three words. what’s an e-cutie? am i the e-cutie?”

“wait, what about us? we’re putting up with those two and their daily chutiyapa for NOTHING?”

“yeh roz roz ka drama mujhse jhela nahi jaata. dadaji oberoi, mujhe apne paas bula lo.”

“🎵  aankh ladaake tune maara! tin-tidin-tin-tin-tin-tin-ting! ghayal ho gaya dil bechaa... 🎶  wait, what was that? it seemed important. shit, i should have paid attention. oh well. it’s not like anyone here wants my opinion anyway. 🎵 SUNA HAI TERE CHAAHNE WAALE... TIN-TINDIN-TIN...🎶 ”

food for thought for me tonight: how much am i willing to tolerate from an asshole like shivaay if it means he will eventually transfer all his assets in my name? like... is one gajilliontrillion bucks enough for year’s worth of mental torture? like, i’m suffering through life right now FOR FREE, which seems like a pretty unfair bargain. if he gets too annoying, i can just take the money and then gone girl his ass. hmmmm. note to self: make a pros/cons list to evaluate comprehensively. 🤔🤔🤔

pinky is fucking frothing at the mouth hearing shivaay’s soft and gentle voice baandhofying taareefon ke pull for anika. 😬😬😬

anika at this point: i would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one I have never asked to be a part of, since i met you hellspawned fuckers on a dark and godless day. 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽

ok the way she’s jabbing shivvay in the chest looks painful. he’s got a heart issue, woman. plus he’s been shot in the chest. please stop. 😖😖😖

yiiiiiiiiiiiikes. so she just wants the money? damn pinky, that’s cold. even for you that’s cold. 😥😥😥

WAIT WHAT?!?!!?!? 😯😯😯😟😟😟

HOLY SHIT. ALL THAT FOR FUCKING NOTHING. THIS STUPID FUCKER ISN’T NAJAAYAZ AFTER ALL?!?!??!?? THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK 😧😧😧

BUT.... WHAT ABOUT MAHI? HOW EVEN??????? THE DNA TEST SAID THEY WERE BROTHERS. SO MAHI IS A BONAFIDE OBEROI WHO’S PINKY’S SON TOO???? LIKE, I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT SHIVAAY COZ A CAT WILL ALWAYS FALL ON ITS FOURS WHAT ABOUT MY SON MAHI?????? TELL ME ABOUT MAHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMING* 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

OMG WHAT THE FUCK FAKE!TEJLANA LITERALLY NOONE CARES ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW GTFO MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡

yikes. “mrs. pinky singh oberoi” 😬😬😬😬

ladka haath se nikal gaya hai. say bye bye bye to your laadla beta, mataji. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

[tellywoodtrash]

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why is this even a confusing issue? like, unless vikram got the EXACT same ring for anika as shivaay did, isn’t it fucking obvious whose ring she’s wearing? 🤔🤔🤔

btw, still can’t get over how hot ragini looks. 😍😍😍

whoooooo are vikram and ragini to each otherrrrr? bffs???? I WANNA KNOWWWWW. 😫😫😫

“koi stupidity nahi chalega.”

girl, have you seen what show you’re on? come on. 🙄🙄🙄

daaang, vikram isn’t taking that lying down. 😗😗😗

oooooh, backstory! vikram has karz ka ehsaas and all that. 😯😯😯

oh, samar came to his damn senses and was like fuck off ragini, i’m outttttttttt with this nonsense. i’m a good person, and i can’t handle this madness. i love samar even more rn. may he be happy and in peace, where ever he is. *blows a kiss to the sky for samar* 😘😘😘😘😘

oh vikram, you didn’t justttttttt fucking trashtalk sweet and kind samar. bitch i’ll kick your 7 foot ass from here to where ever the fuck your giant mama’s house is. 😡😡😡😤😤😤

lmao that was the most insincere fucking apology ever, shivaay. 😆😆😆

ragini’s here to stirrrrrrr shit uppp! 😊😊😊

my god shivaay, could you hide the glee at the engagement not happening a little better? 🙄🙄🙄

ok, totes feeling the chemistry between ragini and vikram at that stealth ring move she did. i ship it. i really ship it! 😍😍😍

vikram you’re suchhhhhh a bad liar too. my god how are these two top businessmen with such horrible poker faces? 😟😟😟

oh ragini. what a bitch you are. i love you. 😌😌😌

lmaoooooo vikram in the bg like “i don’t even know anymoreeeee” 🤣🤣🤣

oh god rudra bhavya nonsense. already know that she’s left his ass, so fwding. 😒😒😒

i’m honestly not the LEAST bit interested in this nonsense plot of bhavya’s. 🙄🙄🙄

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT BHAVYA WANTS, RUDRA. THAT YOU LEAVE HER THE F ALONE. 😐😐😐

whaaaaat the fffffff is this plottt even? THIS IS HER FUCKING JOB. GOD I HATE RUDRA’S BS CLINGINESS AND I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS PLOT. 😤😤😤

oh gauri, tum apna dekho na. in sab pagalon ki peeche apna life kyun barbaad kar rahi ho? you deserve soooo much better, my angel. (i literally love her the fucking most in this show now, my pure unproblematic fave. 💖💖💖) 

koi anika ko glucose pilao, she’s almost as exhausted as i am. 😖😖😖

god i want to die with how ugly his suit is. it’s like he just stepped out from a time machine that brought him from the 70s. 🤢🤢🤢

taaaaana! 😧😧😧

i never thought the words “chori chori chupke chupke” could be growled this menacingly, but here we are. 😶😶😶

“main tumhara pa....” uh huh. ok. 🙄🙄🙄

i love how they’re not even slightly awkward about doing this in front of gauri. coz she’s just thaaaat much a part of the family. 😊😊😊

but poor gauri looks like she just wants to slap some sense in to these two. 🙃🙃🙃

“ab toh vikram hi tumhaare liye sab kuch hai”

itna faraq padta hai toh awaiii aag mein ghee kyun daal rahe ho? 😑😑😑

“this is not about you and vikram anymore. this is about ME.” 

lmaooooo, spoken like a true desi mummy. a desi wedding is about the bride and groom the last, always. 😂😂😂

bitchhhhh, you’re the wedding planner, YOU DO THE TAIYAARI. LEAVE GAURI OUT OF THIS. 😡😡😡

gauri’s gleeee at bade bhaiyya’s jalan. 😇😇😇

ugh my heart. gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiii. you so cuteeeeeeee. 😍😍😍😘😘😘

fwding this rudra nonsense. 😒😒😒

why the fuck is vikram always getting ready in shivaay’s room? itne bade ghar mein usko koi guest room nahi de sakte kya? 🤔🤔🤔

snort, vikram’s feminism includes the often overlooked issue of ratjagas. 😆😆😆

PFT SHIVAAY. YOU’RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT. WTF YOU EVEN DOING, MANHANDLING HIM LIKE THAT. 😐😐😐

i can’t help but lol at any shivaay/vikram scene, coz so much manic energy and rage in shivaay’s tiny body, and vikram is just so giant and chill. a true odd couple. 😂😂😂

wow he caught his hand and stopped him like a trueeeee tellywood hero. 😧😧😧

*squints eyes* should i ship shivaay/vikram? shivik? 😗😗😗

UGH SHIVAAY FUCK YOUR BS PATRIARCHAL NONSENSE. say “be a man” oneeeee more time, you insecure male fool, and imma fucking end you. 😡😡😡

OK I REALLY LIKE VIKRAM AND I WANT ANIKA TO MARRY HIMMMMMM. 😌😌😌

pft, fuck off shivaay, you’re the worst. 😒😒😒

yes vikram, this is our reaction at the fuckery that comes out his mouth too. 😐😐😐

oh god he’s gonna get vikram drunk. 😑😑😑

same, vikram. #same.😔😔😔

vikram reallllllly needs that drinkkkkkk, to deal with shivaay’s bullshit. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

fuck, seeing kriti’s amazing outfit make me want to dieeeeeee at anika’s ghatiya-ass bridal lehenga. 😫😫😫😭😭😭

ok fwding this bareilly ki barfi promotional nonsense. 😐😐😐

snort, gauri just wants rudra out of her hair so he can not fuck up her plans. 😆😆😆

ok, random hangout in the kitchen for these two. 🤔🤔🤔

“sab kuch toh tumhaare hisaab se ho raha hai, anika.” 

fuck your passive agggresive bs, shivaay. 😒😒😒

UGH WHY IS SHE GIVING IN AGAIN? WHY DOES THIS FUCKER NEVER GIVE IN????? I HATE HIM. I HAAATE HIMMMMMMM. 😤😤😤

faraqqqqqqqqqqqq. ouffff. this damn word. 😡😡😡

YES, LET IT OUT BILLU. TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. WITH YOUR BIG BOY WORDS. 😧😧😧

ugh fucking noodles again. man, these ppl and their fucking noodle fetish. they eat literally nothing else. 😑😑😑

as a south indian, may i just introduce you people to this amazing thing called RICE? it’ll change your fucking lifeeeeeee. 🍚🍚🍚

pft, ok, this is such a pheeka, pointless conversation. 😐😐😐

LOL PAANIKA KE HAATH MEIN PAANI 😏😏😏

“kya hoga humaara?”

wohi toh hum sab pooch rahe hai. KYA HOGA TUM DONO KA. OUFF. 😒😒😒

“tumhe mere alaava aur koi jhel nahi sakta.”  “aap ko bhi mere alaava koi jhel nahi sakta.”

haaaaaaaaye calllllllbaaaaack. 😊😊😊

god just kiss the girl you fucking idiot, and end this nonsense once and for all. 😫😫😫

“LET’S CANCEL THIS WHOLE DAMN THING.”

unsaid: AND GO MAKE OUT AGAINST A WALL SOMEWHERE FOR THREE HOURS TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME. 😏😏😏

the way they’re running out of the kitchen, my goddddd. 😯😯😯

reminds me of the time they were running out of the kitchen to stop the video after the shita party from leaking. 😊😊😊

bhavya. fwding. 

OUFF BACK TO THE RAPEYNESS IN MANALI. FUCKING WHY? 😩😩😩

WHAT THE FUCK EVENNNNN 😧😧😧😟😟😟

hey tej. ‘sup? 

thanks for being useful and doing the right thing FOR ONCE. 🙄🙄

what was with that weird smile that taj gave??? why is he so gleeful at potentially killing a man????? 😕😕😕

UGH GOD BACK TO RUVYA, IS THERE ANY SHIVIKA/GAURI IN THIS EPISODE LEFT OR CAN I STOP WATCHING????? 😤😤😤

what the fucking hellllll is this weird tejVi plotttttt???? 😟😟😟

... why are they talking to narian when he isn’t even conscious? 😶😶😶

lmao of course you’re giving him “another chance” - you’re still married to tej after all. 🙄🙄🙄

he dead, ain’t he? 😐😐😐

yup. good. that’s what rapey fuckers deserve. 😊😊😊

that chisel in his back tells me MY FAVVVVVVVVVVVVV IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE - SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

headcanon: she fully murdered him for putting his filthy hands on her girlfriend. watch out tej, you’re next! 😇😇😇

OH MY GOD, FINALLY I’VE SEEN THE INFAMOUS SHITTY BEE COSTUME WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS BS OH MY GOD SHIRALI KEEDE PADE TUJHPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢👿👿👿💀💀💀☠☠☠