#(( HMMMMMM I WONDER WHY ))

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

> make a post about how the mentally ill girls in my group chat rely on each other since we can’t listen to our own advice

> someone brings up the incredibly relevant allegory of the long spoons

> someone posts the Wikipedia article’s picture of 4 guys reenacting the allegory

> my post about me and my mentally ill tgirl friend group starts getting tagged things like “boys will be boys”

[ghostbsuter]

Wonder MOM ( part 1 )

Happenings/mentions of:

Child abuse, possible trafficking, kidnapping and blood!

Nothing is explicit.

.・゜-: ✧ :-

Someone was in that cage.

Controlled anger aside, Batman made sure his footsteps were to be heard, speaking slow and calm as he approached and slid off the cloth.

"Everything will be okay now, are you–?"

With the cloth aside, Batman got a good look at the unconscious person inside.

He knows that face.

Thats—!!

"B! B, can you hear me?" Oracle calls, considering no one else seems to talk, he assumes Barbara put them into a private line.

"I'm here, Oracle." He answers easily, hands gripping the lock and fishing out the familiar pick-locking equipment.

"You went silent for a moment there, B, we got worried."

He gives a grunt at that, ripping the cage bars open and carefully checking for a pulse.

It's there, barely.

"Oracle, call Agent a to prepare, I'm bringing someone over."

"Got it. B, be careful, please."

Bringing the teen, the same age as his youngest, out of the cage seemed a bit harder than thought.

With some manoeuvring and carefully placed feet, the big Bat brings them both out in one swoop, tight on his hold.

His head rolls to the side, groggily blinking awake and peering up to Batman.

"Batsy?"

"Sleep, I'm getting you out of here."

"...knew you'd find me." Messy black hair hides the way he squishes his own face into Batman's side.

"Mom's probably very worried..." he gives an awkward laugh, throat dry and burning with the move.

The movement and warmth lulled him into sleep quite easily.

(Batman's expression, even if stony and blank, covered in a dark veil, anyone can see the carefully hidden layer of fury.)

—

Patrol was cut short that night, the boy in Alfred's care, and Bruce didn't hesitate calling Diana immediately after.

"Hello—"

"I found him."

Diana, Wonder Woman, remained silent upon the response, a quite inhale echoing through the call.

"They brought him all the way to Gotham?"

The man nods despite knowing Diana wouldn't see, giving a verbal answer after.

"I have a report of all injuries he has been subjected to. I'll send you the list."

There is a moment of silence before a sharp hiss from Diana comes through.

"They took his blood–?!"

"Not much from what Alfred gathered, but enough to get a running supply for their... plans."

"I'm coming over. Bruce, you and I both know the dangers of his blood in the wrong hands."

"Let's discuss this once you're here, Diana. Safe travels."

With a click and the call ended.

One look, and he has the eyes of most birds and bats on him already.

"The boy. You know him." Damian steps forward, arms crossed and cape off. The others must have come back not long ago and eavesdropped on his conversation.

"I do."

(The fact he doesn't elaborate nor does anyone either speak up is quite hilarious, wasn't it for the situation.)

The silence goes on, eyes sweeping over Stephanie's furrowed, thoughtful expression, Tim's calculating gaze, cass's curious yet open body language, duck's suspicious raised eyebrow and Damian's 'I dare you' scowl.

At least they didn't wake duke with their commotion.

"What's going on?" Jinxed, Duke himself comes down the stairs in his sleeping clothes, yawning.

"Duke, you're supposed to sleep."

"Sorry, sorry, apparently family drama is happening, and they needed more support." He jerks his hand towards the gaggle of vigilante children(1)/teens/one adult that is only an adult because of age laws.

Bruce suppresses a sigh.

There's a giggle to the side which gathers the attention of everyone.

Around the same height of damian, slightly thinner, is the teen B rescued not long ago. And who should not be awake either.

Alfred gives a smile, arm out stretched to support him on his way to the batclan, eyening his form with tapt attention.

"Batsy!" Ignoring the snorts and coos, Bruce nods back.

"Danny." The kid grins broadly, approaching.

He gives a wave to the other, attention solely on Bruce however.

"Is my mom coming?"

"Yes, she is on her way."

"Wonderful!"

He claps, arms bandaged to his throat, sickly pale and absolutely looking like prime adoption bait.

Cass approaches, hands ready to sign the most wnated question of everyone in the room and Bruce is already feeling the words of denial at the tip of his tongue.

'New br—'

"No."

Cass isn't backing down, expression only getting more determined.

'Honorary brother?'

He doesn't stop the sigh escaping, especially when Danny jumps up at the words with glee.

"Yes! Honorary!"

She seems very pleased with that, holding her hand out for a silent request, qnd once approved, gave a nice headpat.

"I'm actually surprised you didn't tell your kids of me, batsy." Danny side eyes the man, grinning mischievous.

"It slipped my mind."

(No, he doesn't break under the gaze of every person's disbelief stare directed at him. He stronger than that.)

(B did avoid meeting anyone's eyes tho.)

"Wait, so who is the moth—"

A green portal opens in the middle of the cave, and it has the most tense and drawing weapons.

Wonder woman stepped through.

"That answers my question then."

"Mom!"

Diana swooped him up, holding him closer and ducking her head into his black hair.

The Lady peers up at Bruce with a smile. "Thank you."

Her attention shifts to the child. "Frostbite will be expecting us, are you doing good enough to walk or should I–"

"I'm okay! I can walk!" Danny puffs his chest to prove it, giving her a reassuring smile.

Diana's brows knit together in worry. "Very well." She accepts, reluctant. She leads him to the still open veil of green, nodding towards pennyworth and both bid their goodbyes.

For now that is.

The portal closes.

"So, how were we originally supposed to know about Diana having a son??"

"HIS MOM IS WONDER WOMAN????"

"I'm so glad this isn't another adoptive brother. Honorary is good enough."

"HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM US, B!!!"

"Does that mean we have a miniature Trinity of the originals?"

[metaltea]

Halloween Sun but his face glows an orange, makes him looks a lil like a pumpkin. Moon definitely a vampire (you got sharp teef, use it for "vampire" shenanigans pfft)

[imminent-danger-came]

So Laios "Can't begin to understand how monsters think", but he also can't understand people and their feelings huh

[skeletons-in-ur-closet]

getting older is crazyyyyy bc u realize how many of ur past relationships were questionable

[layraket]

hi im just here to bring you a little wip for the next drawing (if i finish it soon-)

it is still with the idea of the chain being silly creatures that now lives with rent free in my brain

[egonkula]

just realized tom from succession is mr fucking darcy what in tarnation

[singwhenyoucantspeak]

meli$$a b*noi$t fans will really just fully cut the women of color out of scenes when they gif them. amazing. nothing has changed about this fandom

[clearwingedmaven]

You know, I thought people were exaggerating when they said that Jonathan Harker is a himbo.

Nope, not at all, that man's blowing past all the red flags on page 12 faster than most people would.

I love it.

[p-s-yokubo]

Who is that shadow…?

[bxndingclxth]

*swears in japanese*

[deus-ex-mona]

watching people interact with each other l i k e

[daintydoilypon]

Silo: Dainty's practiced Spanish everyday-

His fam: UH NO I'M SURE YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT SPANISH THAN HER

Me:

[grimbeak]

i normally don't care ab routes in video games that much but if you say that the joja route is better in stardew and you think the community center is a waste of time i think im legally allowed to kill you

[quaranmine]

okay 20. how many WIPs and story ideas do you have? and 36 last sentence you wrote !

20. How many WIPS and story ideas do you have?

After looking through my Google docs to refresh my memory, I think I can say about 13, 14 if you count Firewatch AU. I would say only about 3 or 4 of them are actively being pursued as a fanfic, but they all will have to wait until I finish firewatch au. The "serious" wips are: IBW, hitchiker's au, tumble town gothic, and that other watcher!grian wip. I'm also perpetually interested in doing more Listener!Jimmy stuff.

36. Last sentence you wrote.

I already answered this on another ask but I'll paste it again :)

“I’m glad I’m leaving tomorrow.”

[bornetoblood]

If you're still doing the choose violence ask game, do 3 ✌️

Worst take I’ve seen is that people (usually wlw or other queer people) collectively headcannoning characters as lesbians is… reductive??? Like ofc I don’t agree with harassment but as far as I’m aware the vast majority of lesbian fans don’t go after people who headcanon their favs as not lesbians because that would be silly and childish. Just like making a post that people having fun and seeing their own identity in media not made to represent them is somehow biphobic??? I am still baffled by this if I’m being honest.

Another bad one is that Butches are inherently unattractive which is soo opposite to the truth. Butches have a stranglehold on me at all times I love them.