#(( HMMMMMM I WONDER WHY ))
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> make a post about how the mentally ill girls in my group chat rely on each other since we can’t listen to our own advice
> someone brings up the incredibly relevant allegory of the long spoons
> someone posts the Wikipedia article’s picture of 4 guys reenacting the allegory
> my post about me and my mentally ill tgirl friend group starts getting tagged things like “boys will be boys”
#I hate this website#don’t forget all the people tagging their blorbos. who are always dudes. wonder why that would be hmmmmmm
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Wonder MOM ( part 1 )
Happenings/mentions of:
Child abuse, possible trafficking, kidnapping and blood!
Nothing is explicit.
.・゜-: ✧ :-
Someone was in that cage.
Controlled anger aside, Batman made sure his footsteps were to be heard, speaking slow and calm as he approached and slid off the cloth.
"Everything will be okay now, are you–?"
With the cloth aside, Batman got a good look at the unconscious person inside.
He knows that face.
Thats—!!
"B! B, can you hear me?" Oracle calls, considering no one else seems to talk, he assumes Barbara put them into a private line.
"I'm here, Oracle." He answers easily, hands gripping the lock and fishing out the familiar pick-locking equipment.
"You went silent for a moment there, B, we got worried."
He gives a grunt at that, ripping the cage bars open and carefully checking for a pulse.
It's there, barely.
"Oracle, call Agent a to prepare, I'm bringing someone over."
"Got it. B, be careful, please."
Bringing the teen, the same age as his youngest, out of the cage seemed a bit harder than thought.
With some manoeuvring and carefully placed feet, the big Bat brings them both out in one swoop, tight on his hold.
His head rolls to the side, groggily blinking awake and peering up to Batman.
"Batsy?"
"Sleep, I'm getting you out of here."
"...knew you'd find me." Messy black hair hides the way he squishes his own face into Batman's side.
"Mom's probably very worried..." he gives an awkward laugh, throat dry and burning with the move.
The movement and warmth lulled him into sleep quite easily.
(Batman's expression, even if stony and blank, covered in a dark veil, anyone can see the carefully hidden layer of fury.)
—
Patrol was cut short that night, the boy in Alfred's care, and Bruce didn't hesitate calling Diana immediately after.
"Hello—"
"I found him."
Diana, Wonder Woman, remained silent upon the response, a quite inhale echoing through the call.
"They brought him all the way to Gotham?"
The man nods despite knowing Diana wouldn't see, giving a verbal answer after.
"I have a report of all injuries he has been subjected to. I'll send you the list."
There is a moment of silence before a sharp hiss from Diana comes through.
"They took his blood–?!"
"Not much from what Alfred gathered, but enough to get a running supply for their... plans."
"I'm coming over. Bruce, you and I both know the dangers of his blood in the wrong hands."
"Let's discuss this once you're here, Diana. Safe travels."
With a click and the call ended.
One look, and he has the eyes of most birds and bats on him already.
"The boy. You know him." Damian steps forward, arms crossed and cape off. The others must have come back not long ago and eavesdropped on his conversation.
"I do."
(The fact he doesn't elaborate nor does anyone either speak up is quite hilarious, wasn't it for the situation.)
The silence goes on, eyes sweeping over Stephanie's furrowed, thoughtful expression, Tim's calculating gaze, cass's curious yet open body language, duck's suspicious raised eyebrow and Damian's 'I dare you' scowl.
At least they didn't wake duke with their commotion.
"What's going on?" Jinxed, Duke himself comes down the stairs in his sleeping clothes, yawning.
"Duke, you're supposed to sleep."
"Sorry, sorry, apparently family drama is happening, and they needed more support." He jerks his hand towards the gaggle of vigilante children(1)/teens/one adult that is only an adult because of age laws.
Bruce suppresses a sigh.
There's a giggle to the side which gathers the attention of everyone.
Around the same height of damian, slightly thinner, is the teen B rescued not long ago. And who should not be awake either.
Alfred gives a smile, arm out stretched to support him on his way to the batclan, eyening his form with tapt attention.
"Batsy!" Ignoring the snorts and coos, Bruce nods back.
"Danny." The kid grins broadly, approaching.
He gives a wave to the other, attention solely on Bruce however.
"Is my mom coming?"
"Yes, she is on her way."
"Wonderful!"
He claps, arms bandaged to his throat, sickly pale and absolutely looking like prime adoption bait.
Cass approaches, hands ready to sign the most wnated question of everyone in the room and Bruce is already feeling the words of denial at the tip of his tongue.
'New br—'
"No."
Cass isn't backing down, expression only getting more determined.
'Honorary brother?'
He doesn't stop the sigh escaping, especially when Danny jumps up at the words with glee.
"Yes! Honorary!"
She seems very pleased with that, holding her hand out for a silent request, qnd once approved, gave a nice headpat.
"I'm actually surprised you didn't tell your kids of me, batsy." Danny side eyes the man, grinning mischievous.
"It slipped my mind."
(No, he doesn't break under the gaze of every person's disbelief stare directed at him. He stronger than that.)
(B did avoid meeting anyone's eyes tho.)
"Wait, so who is the moth—"
A green portal opens in the middle of the cave, and it has the most tense and drawing weapons.
Wonder woman stepped through.
"That answers my question then."
"Mom!"
Diana swooped him up, holding him closer and ducking her head into his black hair.
The Lady peers up at Bruce with a smile. "Thank you."
Her attention shifts to the child. "Frostbite will be expecting us, are you doing good enough to walk or should I–"
"I'm okay! I can walk!" Danny puffs his chest to prove it, giving her a reassuring smile.
Diana's brows knit together in worry. "Very well." She accepts, reluctant. She leads him to the still open veil of green, nodding towards pennyworth and both bid their goodbyes.
For now that is.
The portal closes.
"So, how were we originally supposed to know about Diana having a son??"
"HIS MOM IS WONDER WOMAN????"
"I'm so glad this isn't another adoptive brother. Honorary is good enough."
"HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM US, B!!!"
"Does that mean we have a miniature Trinity of the originals?"
#yes it does mean that#get jon damian and danny the costumes of their parents#baby trinity#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#Wonder MOM#Danny is wonder womans son#how did she get him u wonder#she found him in space#he was in the form of a star#shining so bright#and clung to her hair#communicating purely with purrs#worked so well she now has a son#baby trinity meet up when fr fr#maybe part 2#who knows#i should explain better why danny got kidnapped in the first place tbf#hmmmmmm
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Halloween Sun but his face glows an orange, makes him looks a lil like a pumpkin. Moon definitely a vampire (you got sharp teef, use it for "vampire" shenanigans pfft)
#Answer tag#Metaltea Talks#laymedowntorest#89yhgveorigkre I wONDER whY yOU mIGHt cHOOse VamPIRE hmmmmmm#highly sus#(jk jk based as fuck)#Metaltea draws#Metaltea doodles#*gives charshine a pumpkin spice latte*
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So Laios "Can't begin to understand how monsters think", but he also can't understand people and their feelings huh
#omg is he...alienated from both?????#whaattttt?????#He was wary of the Kelpie#I wonder why he feels differently about his mimic sword#hmmmmmm#I fucking love these dudes#Marcille and her soap#onto ep 8#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi suffering
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getting older is crazyyyyy bc u realize how many of ur past relationships were questionable
#like im turning 21 in 3/4 months#and as i get closer to that age i wonder why i dated a 21 yr old at 17#like i was fully still in hs. and she knew and she was fine w it#im not traumatized or anything (tbh i liked the attention) i just look back on it like hmmmmmm. i got a thing for older women but damn#and she dumped me the DAY i turned 19 not even joking lmao i guess i got too old for her
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hi im just here to bring you a little wip for the next drawing (if i finish it soon-)
it is still with the idea of the chain being silly creatures that now lives with rent free in my brain
#wolfie the best boy#look at him he's very happy#i wonder why#hmmmmmm#lu wolfie#lu twilight#linked universe
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just realized tom from succession is mr fucking darcy what in tarnation
#WHAT!!!#WHAT!!#NO ONE TOLD ME!!#i have been looking at tom going. hmmmmmm.. wonder why he looks so familiar......#pride and predjudice 2005#succession#egonkula rambling
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looking on job websites is awful actually what do u mean theres multiple posts of straight white women complaining that they cant get hired because of their gender/race combo and lgbtq+ inclusion and the fact theyre not disabled ,,,,, girl... girl none of us can get jobs ,,
#there r other white ppl in the comments saying they lie and claim to be hispanic and they still cant get a job like. man. man i wonder why#the fact these comments have 50+ likes too like. hey man#can u guys. look at yourselves for a second#im just trying 2 find work i did not intend to stumble onto facebook level posting im deactivating my acc HJBA#NOT TODAY...........u cant get me to read this#the fact i have 2 lie about my gender and sexuality and horrible broken body just 2 feel safe#thats not even taking into account the racism that goes on that i am fortunate enough 2 not be a victim of because i am also white but like#theyre out here saying hmmmmmm actually..#us white cishets who r perfectly ablebodied & ideal for long shifts on their feet r the ones who have it the worst ..help us... helop......#we r BLACKLISTED !!!!!!!!!
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meli$$a b*noi$t fans will really just fully cut the women of color out of scenes when they gif them. amazing. nothing has changed about this fandom
#and thissss is why i stopped going to supergirl fandom#so much racism#it is telling that the tag for tgotb is all just gifs of melissa with a side of carla gugino#even though it's a 4 woman ensemble.#hmmmmmm wonder why the other two maincharacters have zero gifs?#i wonder whyyyyyyyyy but i guess we'll never know#and for a so called wlw fandom y'all are completely ignoring the actual queer characters#AMAZING#who could have predicted#it's me. I predicted this.#if you at me about this I WILL block you
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You know, I thought people were exaggerating when they said that Jonathan Harker is a himbo.
Nope, not at all, that man's blowing past all the red flags on page 12 faster than most people would.
I love it.
#dracula#jonathan harker#HONEY THE RED FLAGS ARE RIGHT THERE#Harker: Gee I wonder why they're saying vampire#Me: I don't know HMMMMMM#I love this already#there's so many red flags its like I'm looking at a Soviet Parade
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*swears in japanese*
#ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᴱˣᵖᵉˡˡᵉᵈ [ᴵ.ᶜ]#ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ 'ᴾˡᵘˢ ᵁˡᵗʳᵃ. [ᴹᵃⁱⁿ]#looks like his temper is short today#i wonder why hmmmmmm
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Who is that shadow…?
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watching people interact with each other l i k e
#idk is it just me or are irl social interactions extremeeeeeelyyyyy e x h a u s t i n g#e s p e ci a ll y if you have to talk to a bunch of strangers who are somehow getting along really well despite it being their first meeting#but wellllllllllll… ig the reason why im even thinking of this is bc#the beginning of the year always never fails to bring back memories of orientation camps. m a n i hated those#and the things that those camps always have in common are… 1) that i’d be unable to gel well with my groupmates in the orientation camps#and 2) that the orientation group leaders always stick close to me to force me to join in on conversations i want no part of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#i think the overnight camp over the first 3 days of school in. like. 2013 was the worst#bc 1: it was a new school. none of us knew anyone else. and we had to stay at school overnight for some reason during that orientation camp#and 2: (idk about the born-males but) the skirt wearers were all forced to sleep in the (unairconditioned) hall together#with no dividers or segregated corners or anything. just the walls of the hall. nothing else to lean on or anything#so most of them. like. slept in the middle of the hall next to the friends they made that day.#but no. not me. i made no friends so i found a little cozy spot under some list of top academic scorers or sth. peace and quiet#and the best part is that the orientation group leaders didn’t sleep in the hall with us soooo i wasn’t forced to talk to anyone yayyyyyyyy#ngl sometimes i think back to my days at that school and wonder why the heck it was so weird#like even the teachers were weird. throwback to my then-club advisor who called the number i specifically asked her not to call…#which set off a series of events that led to *the* incident that caused my parents’ divorce#thank you ma’am your unnecessary efforts were very much unappreciated </3#hmmmmmm but she wasn’t the only weird teacher at that school though. sadly.#like i had this home econs teacher who insisted that the lights be turned off while we cooked#a n d scolded us for rinsing our cooking utensils and stuff bc ‘the previous class had already washed it!’#she also made us write half a page-long reflections on what we cooked that day in class which was bonkers tbh#there was this literature teacher that made a ✨t o n✨ of shipping jokes about my classmates and inappropriate jokes in general#and this other teacher who p much told me ‘ok sure you have trauma. but [other guy] had experienced worse trauma and look he turned out ok’#uh sorry ma’am no. 2 i had already heard his story from him but i don’t think it’s your place to talk about someone else’s trauma like that—#and g o d there was also this time my class’s groupchat got some of my classmates into a whole bunch of trouble#bc some guy leaked the most problematic of the messages to someone else from another class (who then snitched to a teacher)#man. i do not miss school at all. too many people to talk to; too little time to myself#i do wonder how my former schoolmates are doing though… i hope that they’ll have a good 2k24 if they can~~~~~#ok i think that’s enough of a trip down memory lane for one week. man. i feel old
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Finished episode 5 of Life with an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout. In this episode...
Male-presenting girl has to fight off their growing crush on girl-guy
Girl-guy is the first person to notice, upon male-presenting female losing their top, that male-presenting female has certain "assets," thus prompting girl-guy to provide a jacket for modesty...
...thus prompting SAO-guy to try to propose to girl-guy because apparently not wearing a jacket is showing too much skin?? Also, DAO-guy is naked during this proposal....
...thus prompting guy-guy to give girl-guy his jacket for modesty...
...while grappling SAO-guy (who, again, is naked) because this show can't do anything straight
#this show is very dedicated to gender only being a suggestion and i am here for it#no one gets names in this show for me apparently#also how come jinkuuji is the only one who gets consistently charmed by tachibana despite everything HMMMMMM#it's ALMOST like he's particularly susceptible despite his stupidly high level#I WONDER WHY#Shakespeare would approve of these 12th Night-levels of shenanigans#fabiniku#anime
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weeee tagged by @fldx tyty, here's my on repeat top 7
tagging @phillyjoel @flyers-deactivated @lostandmost only if u want <3
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