#( thread: johnny. );;

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

Stumbled upon a Reddit thread (don't ask) where people still whine and bitch about having to pick the "Nah, fucked that up too," dialogue option at the Oil fields to have a good relationship with Johnny. Saying that it needs to get fixed, calling it 'antagonizing' him, further proving that they don't understand him or his friendship with V at all. Sorry, but what's still not clicking? Holding him accountable for what he did and being honest with him is the only way you can have a good relationship with him for a reason.

It's not scolding him, it's not being mean, it's just V telling him 'No, what you did hurt me and I can't trust you anymore.' And he needs that, he needs someone who won't let him get away with the shit he does, he needs someone who is honest with him and won't just agree with everything he says so that he can grow and change. He knows he royally messed up, but he needs to hear that from V too. How do you expect V to have a true friendship with him if they just let him walk all over them and act like he did nothing wrong and everything's fine?

And it makes sense that the devs chose this as the secret ending unlocker because you can't have them storm Arasaka Tower together in full synergy when some parts of them are still at odds with each other.

Listen, I love Johnny as much as we all do here, but he needs to be called out when he messes up, and that's that.

[gomzdrawfr]

ok so I was doing fruit tier list after watching RTgames' video and decided to do cod ship tier list (something that was trending on the bird app before)

LINK HERE

Im tagging a few peeps to do it if you wanna!! if not its fine hehe

@justasmolbard @warenai @tapioca-milktea1978 @kaar-ne @tiggerriot @jgvfhl

reminder to all this is all for fun and people can have different opinions, don't be a prick :p

[tarmac-rat]

(Insp.)

Featuring @luvwich's text generator

[vaperarmand]

Since we're talking Devil's Minion feeding stuff; that one 'You look thirsty' scene from Phantom Thread but it's Armand acknowledging Vamp!Daniel's fledgling-thirst. (But also, it being already canon via the 'I ordered everything they had' scene from the book where Armand laughs at Daniel so gets super into it and starts getting drunk as fast as he can, anyway)

daniel finding this attached to the neck of 1/3 unconscious bodies left in the entrance of his apartment building

[terminally-outsiders-obsessed]

every once in a while the outsiders rp accounts I follow show up on my dash, and It feels like I just woke up in the middle of the night to see my hamster doing weird shit in its cage every time. it’s so fascinating /vvpos

[johnnyxwagner]

starter for @steviexwagner

location: kinsellas vineyard

"Our tour is at one," he looked down at his watch that he sported on his wrist," which is in about an hour," he smiled at his wife. "I told dad we would meet up with them afterwards, figured the kids could try their hand at the grape squishing." At least, Logan and Zoe could. They could help Naomi with it, but he wasn't so sure that their youngest would be the biggest of fans of the squished grape feeling. "Are you feeling okay?" Johnny questioned, rubbing his hand against his back, "I know you mentioned you weren't feeling well this morning, we can cancel the tour if you want."

[merge-conflict]

thread-safe: shapeshifter blues

Valentine relies on Johnny for a little comfort

>>read on ao3<<

“So, how was it?” he asks, nuzzling his cheek into her shoulder before pressing a kiss into the bloody teeth marks he'd left behind. The answering grind of her hips is tempting, but neither of them are in a hurry. “Everything you dreamed it would be?”

She lets out a little choked laugh. “Better, even. Until it was over.”

He runs his hands over her thighs and she grumbles, adjusting slightly to extend her left leg. V still won't tell him much of anything about her second stint at Arasaka, but that glint in her eye means she wants to tell him about this. And he knows it makes him as bad as any pathetic superfan but he wants to hear it.

“What’d you let him do to you?” Johnny asks, fingers skating over the tender and inflamed scar on her left thigh. She squirms at the touch but he can feel her getting excited– whether from thinking about Takemura or from being interrogated he’s not sure. Both, probably. She’s an incorrigible horndog. “Besides nearly choke you to death.”

“Pin me against a wall,” V answers, the little indicator for her typing slowly pulsing in the corner of his eye. “I think he wanted an excuse. He was very eager. And jealous of you, of all things.”

Johnny tries to picture eager. With V it usually means handsy. Jealous, though, now that's worth considering. One of those nights he'd been out with V on Jig-Jig, the old man had come out of nowhere. Thrown his weight around judging her for having a little fun, like he hadn't been out on the prowl himself. Like he hadn't turned her down twice and still expected her to come when he called. He'd been awfully motivated to get his hands on Johnny, even when he thought he was just some doll V was playing with.

“He was pretty steamed that one night, wasn’t he? Kind of territorial considering all the times he turned you down.”

V sighs, although he knows she’s secretly pleased. “He brought that up.”

“Course he did. Then what? He choked you a little? Fucked you up against that wall?” Johnny grinds his hips and V responds in kind, before moving one of his hands down to her cunt. She’s truly slick now, and he slips in two fingers, nice and slow. They're finally starting to get somewhere.

[workingforitallthetime]

really, really outstanding journalism

[variousqueerthings]

yes I have lowered expectations considerably for s6, yes I am aware that we're going to be getting something so incredibly silly that we may struggle to call it a plot (and if we do get anything resembling plot in the sense of "this follows on from previous development and makes sense to go here," I will cheer) but I have put on the clown everything, and I have acknowledged that about... 75% of my enjoyment of cobra kai at this point actually relates to the actors doing their fun little character-actor blur performances, and knowing that they all had a lot of fun doing this weird fanfiction.

will johnny ever acknowledge that he gave the trophy to daniel because he was happy that he won? will sam and tory get to interact once in the new season in a way not related to their badly-written boyfriend storylines? will robby ever get to have another complex emotion related to his father's abandonment and alcoholism, especially now that there's a (uuuurgh) do-over kid on the way? will carmen ever... will carmen? will terry silver ever get to say that he is gay and so are the rest of them?

honestly at this point I don't even care anymore I have found the peace needed to watch it, and I'm just in it for the vibes of a bunch of friends having a good time.

[dallasgallant]

The amount of holes in Johnnys converse…

[thestoriesincoffeestains]

Cherry Loves Johnny [Katyrina/Darcy]

[ Previously On ... ]

@aquamanandfriends​

Katyrina stepped out of the Uber and looked up at the precinct doors, lip caught between her teeth. She was dressed as Cherry, in a bright red top revealing enough to show a hint of black lace around her breasts, a tight, black leather skirt, and knee-high boots. She texted Darcy that she was outside, a little wary about heading in after last night. 

[liljamjarisbrain]

neo got my back - nct 127 slay; a thread 🧵 (hyung line)

( i could not think of a good title for the life of me.)

 Johnny (쟈니)

Taeyong (태용)

Yuta (유타)

Doyoung (도영)

(maknae line edit)

[shortkingalpacino]

OH MY GOSH???

From this moviechat discussion post on the women in The Sting.

[psielapki]

@thehollyverse's   holly   &   johnny   soap   mactavish   /   unprompted

“We’re gonna play the shut the fuck up game, you go first. Your turn!”

                    𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴   𝘪𝘴   𝘢   𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵   𝘫𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘯𝘺   𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘴   𝘰𝘯   𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦   𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯   —   it's   somewhat   expected   from   the   youngest   to   be   a   little   stupid.   he's   chosen   to   be   the   comedic   relief,   to   be   the   golden   retriever,   to   be   the   chaotic   one   everybody   expects   to   cause   trouble.

                    141   needed   someone   like   this   :   soap   is   sure   price   took   candidates'   personalities   into   consideration,   knowing   they'll   complement   each   other.

                    because,   in   all   seriousness,   mactavish   isn't   stupid.   he's   one   of   the   best   snipers,   a   genius   demolitionist,   the   youngest   to   join   SAS.

                    and   yet,   holly   sees   him   as   yapper   with   head   empty   of   any   thoughts.   and   maybe   that's   better   —   she   needs   that   kinda   distraction,   and   so,   he   furrows   his   brows   almost   conedically,   feigning   offense.

                    ❝   hey!   that's   unfair!   ❞

                    soap   protests,   because   he   doesn't   like   this   game.   façade   or   not,   he   really   likes   to   yap.

[johnnyxwagner]

starter for @steviexwagner

location: australia

"I never thought we'd be able to come some place like Australia," Johnny shook his head as he stepped off the plane that had transported himself along with Julian Hawthorne to a different continent, "Also how bad is it that I want to keep checking in on the kids with my dad?" Johnny questioned with a laugh as their suitcases were hoisted into the truck of the vehicle that was awaiting to transport them.

[mourningreveries]

Closed Starter for: @atlasxmoretti

Johnny could already tell that he was going to like it in this town, because they sure knew how to throw a party! Seeing everyone roaming about in their extravagant masquerade outfits reminded him of the scene from that one movie with Bowie as the king of goblins, and even if he couldn't quite remember what that movie was called because it had been years since he'd seen it, that scene still stuck out to him after all this time, and any comparison could only be considered a compliment. He had, of course, missed the memo about the expected dress code, and therefore wasn't wearing a mask or anything too fancy; just a white dress shirt with sleeves rolled up to just below the elbow, with black suspenders and black slacks. He noticed some people looking in his direction with slightly judgey eyes, but he simply waved at them with a jovial smile and they quickly averted their gaze. For his part, he was looking for one particular person, and eventually, even with the masks serving as an obstacle, he found him. Shoving his hands in his pockets, he stood there, awaiting the moment when his best friend would notice him standing there, and the moment he felt his gaze land on him, he grinned. "What?" He asked in his best impression of Wolfie from the Shrek movies, before throwing his head back in easy laughter.