#( text: laura )

[bruciemilf]

if the fandom doesn’t include Ellie Wilson in their cute found family Poolverine AUs I’m beating the shit out of everyone and their mama

WITNESS HER.

[mahomes15-hq]

[text] I would still love to see a picture of your face when you read my first text and had no idea who I am, haha. Baby, you’ll always be her favorite no matter what ♥️ I’m trying to be ♥️

[text]: Haha, I bet you would have. But that'll always remain a mystery to you :) I know, I know. She's a daddy's girl 🥹

[matt-schue]

Matt: You'd be among the first people I share that with. Then we hit it big; I donate a GIANT chunk of the cashola to charities or just help the communities directly since many of those charities skim off quite a looooooot for themselves. Then, whatever's left, use it to move into some sweet digs, adopt some animals, and just keep doing what I'm doing.

Laura: You're welcome Matt. Laura: I figured you'd still be, but it'll take awhile to get out of your own head. Laura: If you ever gain that ability, don't forget about me pls.

[pocketgalaxies]

very very funny to me that jester's compulsion to introduce herself to everyone was so strong that laura was entirely unable to prioritize rp-ing imogen in any way

[etiolatedmutant]

wade would adopt laura as his own faster than logan could comprehend are you kidding

he’d come home and laura would be there, sitting on the floor, back braced against the couch and bracketed between wade’s legs while he braids aallll that long hair out of her face and Yaps over the pulpy reality show they’re watching

and she’s like her dad so maybe she’s not Great at conversation but wade doesn’t seem to care, and she shovels spoonfuls of the ice cream they’re sharing (straight out of the tub, no bowls) over her head and into wade’s mouth occasionally, so clearly she (like her father) finds some solace in wade’s constant noise

and when he’s done wade twists some yellow elastics at the bottoms of each braid and goes “voila!” all Proud, and she thanks him while running her hands over the plait

and he just bends and pops a kiss right on the crown of her head, “boutique de wade is always open, kiddo, lemme know when you wanna learn how to fishtail braid!”

and the important thing is she Lets Him, she accepts the affection without flinching or scowling; she just smiles, small and private, an expression that’s so innately logan it makes his heart hurt

maybe he’d even let himself get roped into nail painting afterward just to catch a glimpse of that smile again

[marinolastnamestan]

Mari + Text posts

[demadogs]

Don't Call Us Dead / Yellowjackets for @jackienatist

[shadowhaert]

laura lee bringing a stuffed bear in her suitcase and never going far without it. laura lee desperate to fly the plane to get them help and food and medicine and take care of everyone. laura lee taking leonard with her in the plane and him aiding her death.

lottie not having any food for weeks. lottie who is bowed to by a bear and who is offered life saving food. lottie who survives on only bear meat for weeks after being provided for. lottie who revisits the plane in her mind and the first thing she sees is leonard, the bear. laura lee’s bear.

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Yellowjackets + tumblr textposts

[angelinthemarble-carvehimout]

yellowjackets + textposts

[bruciemilf]

“Jean is team mom” “Ororo is team mom” SILENCE. Enough of you reducing women to maternal archetypes because you can’t be bothered to explore deeper meanings to their character.

LOGAN is team mom.

“Logan, can you buy us—“ “no” (buys the thing anyway)

Is constantly scolding his kids students for putting themselves in danger

Plans fun activities (life threatening danger room drills)

Handles the rebellious phases. You think Scott has the mental strength to deal with the fury of a teenage girl who can throw fireworks when she’s mad? I think not.

Hank can barely convince Jubilee to do her homework. Charles mentally checked out a long time ago.

Takes Jubilee, Kitty and Laura shopping. If he doesn’t like something, he’ll give them the blankets ‘that’s cute. I wouldn’t buy it.’ In the world

“What do you think, I’m made of money? We’re getting milk and that’s it.” — leaves with half the store

Is the kid’s emergency contact AND attends everyone’s PTA meetings.

No, ELIZABETH, He won’t be staying up all night cooking vegan cupcakes for your precious angel. He’s gonna buy them like a normal person.

Mom Stare (tm) that can turn you to stone

Will assign kids chores, complain they don’t do it correctly, proceeds to do it himself, then says no one helps around.

“You’re EXACTLY like your father” “…Are you talking about Scott—“ “of course I’m talking about Scott!”

Kitty wants to learn how to drive. He’s holding that safety handle till his hands get purple. “Check the mirror CHECK THE MIRROR—“ “it’s CHECKED :(( “ “CHECK SOME MORE”

Laura is his baby. Holds her everywhere. Will talk about her 24/7.

“Logan, do you know Bobby’s birthday? I need it for—“ “June 28th, Tuesday, 10:34:03 AM, blood type A, his nurse’s name was Susan, —“

Is in charge of birthday cakes. No one else.

If the kids feel down, or need someone to talk to, he’s got a 6th sense for it. Knocks on their door, Leland’s against the frame with his arm crossed, ‘wanna talk about it’ on his face.

The most insane lore you’ve ever heard

[mahomes15-hq]

[text] Aww, Baby. We love you too. I will forever be grateful that I texted you because it turned out to be the best decision I’ve ever made. I love you endlessly. Even if you want to make me the no parent 😜 Well you have a lot going for you already…best dada there is 🥰🥰🥰

[text]: And I'll forever be grateful for the friend that gave you my number 🥹🥹 I love you more than anything in the world, baby. Hahah, well I have to keep my title as Sterling's favorite person in the world :)) And you're the best mama and mama Lo we could ask for, baby.

[ivebeendressingforrevenge]

[pocketgalaxies]

it's still endlessly funny that marisha and laura went into this campaign explicitly saying "we are Not going to be romantic with each other" and then like ten thousand people clocked them within the first five minutes of episode one

[etiolatedmutant]

ok but what if worst logan knew spanish

laura’s logan didn’t, and so she just assumes this one doesn’t either, and one day they’re fucking duking it out man. like gnashing teeth, matching protruding neck veins, snarling like a pair of dogs about to go in for the kill (they don’t even remember what they started arguing about, y’knowhow father/daughter fights go, but they are both vehemently unwilling to back down and admit defeat)

and laura just lays in to logan in spanish, calls him every name under the sun, and she’s pettily thrilled that he won’t have a clue what she said afterward

until his eyes thin to slits and he tells her to watch her fucking mouth in spanish. and when laura goes all slack-jawed from shock logan’s like “i’ve been alive for two centuries and you think the only language i know is english?”

does this deescalate anything? no, in fact they just start arguing louder, in spanish

and somewhere in the apartment wade is totally Not Eavesdropping (he’s a polyglot and a big fat chismosa of course he’s eavesdropping)

[lottiefmatthews]

is this.. is this season 2

also i *dont* believe lottie is a pure baby but it was funny to me lmao