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[anthonycrowley]

deletes don’t count. this is how long you’ve known about/been part of this website. if you left and came back say when you made your first blog even if you no longer have access to it (but also tell me how long you were gone for because i’m nosy like that)

[aropride]

“calories dont count over the holidays” WRONG! calories don’t count ever. stop counting them enjoy ur life

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I woke up only remembering the phrase “lobster stabbing French in the eye” and I’m scared of finding out what that means.

[ladyofrosefire]

Until pretty recently, I had never read fic for a fandom I had never dipped into. It got me thinking about why people read fics for stories they've never followed. Sooo...

*not even 1 episode. None of the book. No more than the movie's trailer. etc.

[ash-rigby]

when you think your vibe is unmistakably queer and yet bigots still make queerphobic jokes around you with the distinct sense that they believe you to be on their side of the supposed humor

[seattle-d-0-m]

[deloveusion]

when a slow kiss turns into an aggressive make out and you start moaning in each others mouths 🥵

[caruccio]

I'm dying to read books with the love of my life in total silence with our feet tangled up.

[aropride]

tumblr: it’s put your butch boyfriend on a leash tuesday dont forget to put your butch boyfriend on a leash

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Coffee adverts had come under fire for being “too gendered” and all the human actors in them were immediately replaced with “Furby: The Non-Binary Icon”.

[caruccio]

My love language is to make her feel safe.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a list of Minecraft creepypasta entity romances and there were seven items on the list but they were out of order.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[yuriguild]

@softquietbee

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

[metfell]

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

quick reminder for everyone who hasnt seen my notice in the replies: please do not use this post as a place to put all of your really traumatic school experiences. you may only see yours, but i have the potential to see dozens of replies talking about self harm, suicide, family/pet death, etc. it would be really great of everyone to not do that to me.

also, i just hate contract grading and this post was, surprisingly, not intended to hit sixty thousand notes. if you can possibly even imagine.