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[lapdogchase]

feeling targeted.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I told my mom I didn’t like sourdough bread and she got so offended she turned into a moose and I had to make de-moosing spray with a Minecraft brewing stand but I screwed it up and she ended up as a Samurott instead.

[zegalba]

Nosferatu (2024) Director: Robert Eggers

[passionpeachy]

butch lesbians are like if men were hot

[deloveusion]

men who grind their cock against your clit go to heaven

[4mtns]

It's the effort.

[juliet-ohara]

[x10x]

"How was ur day?" "How are u?" "I missed you today" "Call me when you get home" "I'm proud of you"

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Apparently cooking pasta wrongly was an Italian war crime. It resulted in me looking at the news reading, “The president got unalived by the pasta mob,” or something like that because there was a cooking video of him with an old lady and the first thing he did was putting butter with uncooked pasta in the pan.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was one of many victims of a murderer, and we were all promptly resurrected and the murderer was forced to apologize to all of us.

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[dazzlingyouthdelusion]

YES THANK YOU

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[lapdogchase]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I died and became a ghost. The first thing I did was panic because I couldn’t open my computer (my hands went right through it) and I never got to finish reading all the fanfics I had opened before.