#( she scoot over ! )

[fjordfolk]

Troj has learned that every child in our family can be guilted into giving her belly rubs. This has gone on for a while now - every time someone makes eye contact with her while she's laying down, she'll present her belly for rubbing. Recently, she's started doing it to adults as well.

So far, no one has been able to withstand the sight of this empty-headed dog, eyes of hope and mild confusion, with her fluffy little belly and pathetic litte tail wiggles. I'm so proud of her.

[mayoiayasep]

irumafia amelie save me.....save me irumafia amelie.....

[artbyfuji]

bro. two mimir.

[setcolder]

I have a saiteru fanfic in mind that im not sure i have the words for it but this is how it goes down. (College setting)

Kokomi asked kusuo on home date, coming over to her unit and had decided "let's go watch queen of tears!"

He agreed because 1) it was about to be released that night so no spoiler will come to his head 2) he's unwilling to do moving activities. Perfect.

They watched it. Kokomi were very invested. She star rambling at how nice the actor & actress performed and interesting plot. "THE TENSION! THE LONGING!!!" she screamed to the air.

Kusuo just nods. He admits the quality production was great. But that's it. He's tired and he will be sleeping. He then pin her goodbye and teleported.

She invite him again next week. And the week after, she got businesses to attend so no dates for today. The morning they got into class, she said she was very tired. "I wonder if haein found out about the divorce"

Kusuo, quietly: "he didn't"

Kokomi went "?"

"did u watch that yourself?"

"...."

"WITHOUT ME???"

"if i watch it later, there's too much spoiler."

"BUT WHY ARE YOU SPOILING IT FOR ME"

Kokomi shake him for leaving her behind on watching new episodes. She was like "watch it again. with me." And kusuo were just agreeing bc he didn't mind. New details to catch up on the second screening. This time, he start commenting on the characters's decision to their actions. Commentary like "well can't blame her" "he suffered so it's hard for both"

Kokomi, paying attention at his side: "you like this show so much didn't you"

Kusuo ignored her. She start pestering on who's your favorite hm. Is the actor actresses pretty? Prettier than me? What about-

And he teleported to fill his glass of water.

At the last episode airing, the site doesn't update as the usual schedule. It's supposed to be uploaded on 10.20pm, but it's almost 11 o'clock and it's not here yet?!?! Kokomi noticed him panicking and even got his germanium ring and everything.

[shiryawashere]

My wife's year has started with Unbearable Working ConditionsTM

[the-way-astray]

i must be the only (kind of) unironic aldella shipper in this entire fandom . . .

[courageisneverforgotten]

working on a presentation for class about jo march and her journey as a writer. we are sooooooo back

[timothyslucy]

tim coming home to an already asleep lucy and trying to sneak into bed beside her, but she shuffles awake and sleepily whines at him like, "what took you so long? i was waiting for you." 🥺💕

[viillette]

when paul asks lucy what she’s doing and she says she’s making a watchguard for a friend of hers (him) and he, assuming she’s talking about dr. john, launches into this whole long tirade about how unfair she is to him and it’s impossible to be friends with her because any time he tries to be nice to her she throws it back in his face, and this ends with him implying she only likes dr. john more because he’s taller and saying that if she wasn’t so superficial she would be one of the best people he knows while actively fighting back tears as lucy just sits there trying desperately not to react in any way because she’s scared that if she were to comfort him she’d either start laughing uncontrollably or burst into tears. literally the funniest book ever written.

[quietwingsinthesky]

Jokes on her I’m always looking and it’s a EMPTY gun

-war

bold of you to assume she did in fact try to shoot the gun to break the glass and did not instead immediately jump to hitting the barrel against the glass as hard as she can repeatedly trying to make a crack

[kk0n]

😭

[jrueships]

JIMMY ‼️ WANT ‼️ W I F E ‼️‼️

[piratefalls]

there are moments where my job cracks me up, and a professor coming in and sitting on the floor in my office while working something out with my officemate is one of them

[a-flux-uchiha]

Shisui and Momo having a chat!

This is for my Epoch au, a three way crossover with Naruto, MHA, and Miraculous. The general idea is that it’s very post post ghibli-esque apocalypse, where a long time in the past, something happened(probably something akin to Jurassic park) and dinosaurs were released across the globe. Humans managed to collect in protected cities in glass pods, which eventually evolved into their current form, still cities in glass pods, but now arranged in pod groups with a protected area in the middle for farming and raising domesticated animals without the threat of dinosaurs. Or as much threat anyway. The cities are protected by magical girls(not actually always girls, that’s just the job title, like fireman).

Shisui is a magical girl, and if you check his eyes, they have multiple white eyeshines in them while my typical eye style only calls for one, like in Momo’s eyes. This is because his eyes are actually augmented, the name for robotic parts. His hands up to his forearms and legs up to just above his knee are also augmented, but those aren’t visible because they’re pretty good at mimicking human skin. It’s much harder to mimic eyes, they always are a little oddly shiny. The wings are also augments, hooked into a spinal augment. They’re whats referred to as a bonus augment, something outside human standard. The red part of the wings is pure energy, which he can make look however he wishes. The red glowy thing in his chest is what powers all of this, a gem taken from a dinosaur and carefully chipped and carved into the right size and shape. It provides the magic to power all augments. It normally would just look like a red gem implanted on his sternum, but he is currently using it to make his outfit look like that. He’s actually wearing a simple protective bodysuit, which is standard for magical girls. They just generally like to make their outfits look more fun with magic. It’s manipulating light and energy. It does have an actual function, in that it can help shield them a bit better, and makes it easier to actively use the magic and shift it into other forms. Shisui specializes in what you would expect an Uchiha to expect in, making fire. He’s also quite skilled at boosting his own physical performance to make him significantly faster, as well as forming hard energy weapons using a similar technique to the outfit thing. Most magical girls cannot do all three methods of magic use with anywhere near as much skill as Shisui can, he’s just special like that. As one would expect from Shisui.

Now onto Momo! This also heavily involves Shisui, whoops, as you may note she is wearing an Uchiha symbol, and her clothes are also Uchiha colored. The navy in her shirt and pants matches Shisui’s navy. She is still a Yaoyorozu, for now anyway, her family is a small but powerful family in the noble class, the Uchiha clan, who leads the pod city they both live in are very fond of the Yaoyorozus. As such, Momo’s been promised her pick of the three heirs, Shisui(Mikoto’s nephew), Itachi, and Sasuke(sons of the current leaders) basically since she was born. She’s grown up with the three of them as well, so they’re all pretty good friends. She is closest with Shisui though. Technically Shisui should be out of the running as he is technically cast out from the noble class, but well, if Momo really wants to marry him, then nothing’s going to stop her.

To clarify on the Shisui is technically cast out, I have to mention a special tick of the noble class. Namely, that they consider augmentations to be a lower class thing. I’ll expand on the fashion bit in a second when I cover Momo’s outfit, but the thing with Shisui is that he ended up with an infection or something similarly bad in his eyes, they had to be removed. He didn’t want to be blind, so he elected to get augmentated eyes(they look like the sharingan right now, but he can turn that effect off and just make them normal black). The ���correct thing’ according to the noble class would have been to just be blind and adapt to the new situation. Shisui said screw that, he wanted to see. So he was cast out. Which left him free to become a magical girl, something nobles are generally forbidden from being, as the nature of the job requires augments. He is over here living his second best life, it is only second best because Fugaku forbade him from becoming a courier magical girl, which would have been his best life. That would have been too risky though, cast out or not, he is still technically third in line and the only one left from his family line.

Now Momo’s outfit, so I don’t keep infodumping on the structure of noble society and how augments work. The big cut out on the chest of her shirt is deliberately exposing the sternum, the only place a gem can be placed. It’s basically a flaunt of not having augments. The noble class is more likely to have cut outs, while the commoners tend to just prefer plunging necklines to show off the gems, which come in a variety of pretty colors. There are clothes without the plunging necklines or cut outs, but they’re fairly uncommon, and usually if someone feels like covering that part of their chest they just wear an undershirt under their top shirt. Cut outs are less common in men’s clothing, but just because an entirely open shirt is more common. You do still see cut outs though, usually on married or engaged men to match their partner. The low slung belt is also pretty common, as is attaching feathers to it like Momo did. Feathers are a little more common on hats or in hairstyles, but Momo likes just wearing them either in the outfits, or on a belt. The feathers are red and blue for Uchiha colors again, although much brighter. They are dinosaur feathers, which are almost exclusively something for the noble class. They’re generally the only ones that can afford to have them. Some common families will have them, but they are either involved with dinosaur meat smugglers and the underground market for that stuff or they’re the families of magical girls, who can get dinosaur feathers very easily due to the fact that they come into conflict with them regularly.

The majority of dinosaurs are feathered, are all brightly colored, and males are usually sparkly when sexually mature. Yes the blue feather is sparkly, I’m sad its barely visible. The brighter colored a dinosaur is the stronger their magic is going to be, and in territorial and non-family based groups the shiniest and brightest dinosaur leads. Male or female, they tend to be equally bright even if males have more chance of being sparkly, iridescent, or another over-top effect.

Also can I say that Momo looks like a spaceship captain in that outfit. I swear that’s not the only vibes of the fashion of this au.

The other fashion vibes are pirate. It works better then you’d think.

[rottenlittlefink]

Idk I feel like Francis would absolutely simp for/spoil her wife while still being a complete bitch to everyone else

[bonivers]

me 🤝 2 other people in my group for in-class discussion

having a crush on a guy in our group that is 90% likely to be dating a girl that’s also in our group