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[tendonart]

🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️Happy Friday 13🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️

The guys exchanged hats

[kettleghost]

obsessed with swap au simon

ohohoho here’s some more swap simon stuff just for you😁😁 big fan of that freak

plus this little doodle yas

[hollypies]

Accidently stayed up till three drawing these. I'm so tired... I'm in crackship hell . Get me outta here

[s1x-foot-deep]

swap those roles RIGHT now . MarGOLB concepts in rb

[teethcritter]

interlude after chapter 2 :] working on chapter 3

[dappercritter]

I think there's something surreal about seeing people making Adventure Time AU's where Simon became Magic Man instead of Betty because they already got so much in common like

Went nuts over losing wife

Became the biggest most deranged jerk in Ooo for a time

Voiced by Tom Kenny

I'm not even complaining I just think it's hilarious how it works out.

You made the same character except now you can feel twice as bad for him!

Congrats everybody that's the best anybody's ever done the worst thing you can imagine to a guy!

[misterdeplume]

Some Magic Simon for ya'll because I too have zero self restraint;).

Audio from Treassure Planet 2002

[half-a-stache]

Finn has used many swords. Each unique in origin and power. Some are epic, some are bland.

Regal Sword: Just a regular sword Finn used after buying it before sneaking off into a dungeon. The gray bulb was originally red until his mom ate the color.

Ice Sword: A Christmas present from Grandpa Simon. Ice King made it, adding a defending spell from the crown. This sword was unfortunately destroyed by Scorcher after accidently hiring him and the spell flew back into the crown. So, Finn went back to using the Regal Sword before getting the next one.

Abadeer Demon Sword: Finn gets it during the second time meeting Grandfather Hunson. (The first time, Hunson tried to bond with him by trying to suck all the souls in Ooo) Hunson gives it to the little "prince" before making the offer to Marcy in taking over the Nightosphere. Events go down normally, even Finn wearing the amulet. So, Finn gets a new sword and trauma that day. This dark blade is infused with Hunson's magic, giving it power to suck up souls, chop ghosts and overpower even the strongest of foes. Marceline, however, destroys this one after finding out that the Demon Sword was corrupting her son to do evil, finding out Finn's been sneaking out dungeon crawling even before he got the sword. Though the effect was taking way slower than Hunson expected for some reason. (*cough* Comet *cough*)

Candy Cane Sword: With the Evil Sword Curse still lingering on Finn, Marceline banned her son from going into dungeons. He went to the Candy Kingdom to look for any thrill, but not too extreme as he's still a good-hearted hero. He went to Princess Bubblegum to see if there's anything he could do. As Hero of Ooo, she saw an opportunity and gave him a job as a knight, giving him a new sword. Though he had a breakdown and quits after enduring trauma from the second zombie incident, but he still kept the sword.

Celestial Light: Seeing the curse becoming worse for Finn, Marcy feared she was going to lose her son like she lost her father-figure. She looked through the Enchiridion and the library to find at least something to help him, even a little. (Now, I didn't think of a full story here, but they end up in another dimension, earns the orb and it lifts his curse) Made of purifying light, Finn could shape it into any tool he willed it to with a proud shout of its name. Celestial Light was destroyed when it stabbed into the Lich's heart, erasing him and the blade from existence.

Biotech Sword: Finn gets this sword from when he, his mom and BMO somehow ended up in space... on the Drift. At first look, it's a cool looking sword, but it can adjust its effectiveness from able to block attacks to slicing anything like hot butter. It can also create arcs of energy with every slash Finn makes in close combat or ranged and release shockwaves with every hit if he wants to. If the sword has been knocked away or just out of reach in general, it will fly back to him with just a thought.

Soul Sword: Created by Peppermint Bulter before the Lich War, a soul trapper. Finn used it on the PepperLich to end to war and dumped it in the same volcano where Magic Man threw Patience St Pim after she used him as an elemental spell battery, but not before turning her into an avocado.

Biotech Arm Sword: Shortly after losing his arm, the Biotech Sword merged with the severed appendage and immediately reattached itself onto him, giving him a hard light blade with the same features as before. At one point after, he discovered it could customize its appearance, giving himself claws.

There was that one sword he made with the Sister of Flame (Flame Princess), but he never used it and gave it to her after she overthrew her father.

And that's all the sword MMAU Finn has used.

[bebackthen]

ill be back to hopefully doing my ask blogs after christmas! in the mean time take some gifs and a new au idea i came up with on my way home today, ramble + art under the cut

i call the au magic si-man, and after a freak accident where magic betty tries to dispell icekings MMS, she accidentally projects her madness and sending her magic into him candy queen style. iceking basically gains all of magic mans powers and is similar in vibe to mlps discord (he still goes by iceking, but occasionally he will call himself magic si-man, or just simon)

his first interaction with finn after the accident is him giving finn back his flesh-arm and making a pun before teleporting away.

and since hes got more magic, he can alter his appearance (im thinking its a bit unconscious like his glasses will turn round randomly or his clothes might change or he might look more like simon, im still brainstorming)

betty would be all like, "holy fuck im made it worse." 😰 and meanwhile iceking is fixing everyones problems and making it rain choclate milk mlp style, she'd be like a main character where now shes back at square one trying to "fix" simon now with the added stress that he keeps mentioning causally memories that only simon would have but he's.. just . still iceking! and man is she feeling the downsides of no longer having magic anymore

im thinking thisll take place after their date and in the place of elements

oh! and the crown-hat combo functions like, the crown and jewels will follow the movement of his head but the hat is stationary. the crowns 2D on the hat but moves as if it was still just his normal crown, if that makes sense. oh and his !

more in the future maybe<3

[moderntimeadventure]

I know I've never talked about them on here but I promise you that Susan and Frieda are my specialest silliest favoritest blorbos ever they take up 90% of my thoughts brainrot fr fr

[multiversal-madness]

So what exactly happened to magic man to make him end up magicless? Well he had a run in with the King of Lost Things after managing to anger him, which isn't an easy thing to do (More Story info beneath the cut).

With this I wanted to make a piece somewhat similar to how the title cards are for Adventure Time, minus the actual title. Whether I managed that goal or not, I'm not completely sure, but I like how this piece turned out so :)

Now for more detail on the story stuff:

So because Simon is not only a King, but a King of a lot of different species, he's had a few people ask for refuge that had been changed by an encounter with a being they called 'Magic Man'.

After around a century with the occasional mention of this 'Magic Man', Simon decided to look into it and see exactly who was messing with people.

Their first encounter wasn't exactly good, Simon tried to reason with Magic Man but all he did was get his attention. Simon left after giving Magic Man a warning to stop messing with people, but Magic Man had other plans.

Magic Man appeared in the Lost Kingdom to 'have some fun'. He was hard to get rid of, he eventually left on his own, but not before doing something that really angered Simon.

He used his magic to make a bird, a lyrebird in shape, but physically made out of very old video tapes. Tapes of himself, Betty and Marcy, before Betty became an oozer, before Marceline found the crown, tapes that Simon treasured very dearly.

Simon was pissed, but he wasn't stupid. He wouldn't rush into making sure Magic Man got what he deserved. He laid out a plan and gave Magic Man one last chance to make things right before he went through with it.

Magic Man refused, so Simon went through with his plan, somewhat.

I'll save the details for another post, but in short, Simon opened a portal to the nightosphere in Magic Man's house (destroying not only the house but also the Martian transporter in the basement) and dragged Magic Man there.

At the end of it, Magic Man was now Normal Man, and would have been Soulless Man had Simon not relented at the last second. Simon left the grievously injured Normal Man in the remains of his home, taking the picture of him and Margles as one last kick while he's down.

After Simon left, Normal Man was left without his madness and sadness (well still some sadness, but at least now it was manageable). He dealt with his injuries the best he could and ended up heading towards the Lost Kingdom. Even if it was dangerous, he needed that picture of Margles.

When he first showed up at Lost Kingdom, he wasn't trusted, but since Simon felt bad for how far he pushed things he was allowed to stay if he worked for his keep (though he was also on thin ice and near the beginning almost always had someone keeping an eye on him).

Eventually, Simon did give back the picture and released Normal Man from his duties, but Normal Man had grown accustomed to how things were and for the first time in a long time, even made some friends. When he asked to stay, Simon allowed him to, and over time the two grew closer until Normal Man turned into Butler Man.

In present Ooo they're good friends and as his butler Simon trusts Butler Man a lot, even enough to manage the trials for the Enchiridion (which will be explained in a future post).

[astragreenwoode]

♡Truest Treasure (Adventure Time Petrigrof AU)♡ PT 5/?

(A/N: Part 5. Finally, we've gotten to the events of the main show. About to get really spicy, so I hope you eat it up like I have been writing this.)

♡ My AU where pretty much everything is the same as in canon except Betty is unknowingly pregnant with her and Simon’s daughter when she jumps through the portal.

Italics - A/N

Slashed Text - NSFW

Bold Text - Sensitive Topics

Part of the Madness

♡ Betty’s whole arrival in Ooo is such a blur for her: jumping a thousand years into the future, beating the absolute shit out of Bella Noche, and finding and losing Simon again all in one day. It's all pretty overwhelming.

♡ Also, MAGIC IS REAL?

♡ She finds refuge in Wizard City. She's gained a bit of a reputation since defeating Bella Noche and bringing magic back to those who it was stolen from. Also, Finn was the only human in Ooo up until now. So where exactly did she come from?

♡ As fascinating as this new world was, Betty had bigger problems to worry about; all her meds were back on the bathroom counter a thousand years in the past. Without them, her intrusive, and often dark thoughts returned frequently. The need for more repetition and counting was more strong. Her mood rapidly changed like a game of hot and cold. And the withdrawal symptoms hurt like hell.

♡ She takes shelter in a tall, hollow tree, not far from Wizard City. The entrance is hidden by curtains of leaves and moss. Huntress Wizard helped her find it and gave her a few things to get her settled.

♡ To get by, Betty goes on quests for lazy wizards. They're the wizards who are too weird, cowardly, or stubborn to get ingredients/artifacts for spells and whatnot. They pay her either with money, favors, magic lessons, or trade items she needs.

♡ Betty briefly crosses paths with the main cast; Finn and Jake, Marcy and Bonnie, etc.

♡ Without her meds, Betty is sometimes too adventurous and borderline suicidal whenever she goes on a quest for someone.

♡ She spends a lot of her free time in Turtle Princess’ Library, learning all she can about the history of this strange world she found herself in. Betty gets so lost amongst all the books that she sometimes spends the night or multiple nights there.

♡ Sometimes, she'll catch Simon loitering around. Betty avoids him at all costs, hiding in another room or section of the library. It's too painful to face him. She finds herself breaking down if she looks at him for too long.

♡ After being in Ooo for a month, she's close to completely going insane. Huntress Wizard mixed up an elixir for her to help her mental state when they first met. Unfortunately, it's difficult to make.

♡ She asks each wizard she works with and observes if they can help her cure Simon. Everyone turns her down, saying it's impossible. That is until Magic Man enters the scene.

♡ MAGIC MAAANN!!!

♡ He knew next to nothing about who Betty was. Of course, he had noticed her around other Ooo with other wizards and going on quests and junk. Beyond that, all he knew was what others had been saying about her through gossip.

♡ Wizards LOOOVVE to gossip, btw.

♡ Magic Man finds out for himself one day what this mysterious human is actually like. Her general demeanor and personality reminded him of Margles; she was also impulsive and stubborn. A little bit crazy, too.

♡ But when he finally gets the chance to speak with her, Betty's brain is basically attacking her; she's talking non-stop about things that don't make sense to anyone, keeps laughing every once in a while for no reason, and scratches her arms so much that they bleed.

♡ He can tell she's pregnant right away with his wizard eyes. But more on that later.

♡ Completely weirded out (which is a hard thing to do to him), Magic Man suddenly decides he needs a little character development and NOT behave like a total dingwad for once. . .at least at first.

♡ He knocks Betty out with a spell and takes him to his house, putting her in a straightjacket and chaining her ankle to the floor of his bedroom just in case she does anything to harm herself again.

♡ Understandably, she freaks out when she wakes up. Magic Man lets her wear herself out when she screams and cries for like an hour or so before coming back in. He tells Betty he'll only let her out when he's sure she's not suicidal, anymore.

♡ After she calms down, he unchains her and takes off her straightjacket before offering a shower and fresh clothes..

♡ “Why?”

“Whaddya mean ‘why?’ Because you stink, dipstick! I traced your stench from Wizard City all the way to that Glob-damned tree of yours. That's why.”

“Fuck you, man!”

“Promise?”

♡ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

♡ All the clothes he gives her were once Margles’, by the way. He thinks Betty's really cute and he’s kinda trying to get laid, okay? He's a weird fucking creeper like that. Don't act like he wouldn't do that.

♡ They spend three days together until he decides she's no longer suicidal. Magic Man plays therapist with her and teases and jokes about all her problems.

♡ When he learns about her connection to the Ice King (or is it ‘Simon’ now? He doesn't care which. He's a jerk), he agrees to help teach Betty magic. Not that he believes it's possible to cure him, although he is curious. It's fun to watch her try. And he likes having her around. My dude may be an ass hat, but he's lonely.

♡ After the three days are up, he gives her some supplies and sets her free. He even gives her a more enhanced elixir that lasts longer for half the dosage.

♡ Now that Betty has an okay lead on fixing Simon, she has hope again for the first time since arriving in Ooo.

♡ Oftentimes, Betty hovers over the Ice Kingdom and observes him. Even though it hurts, she pushes through it like she's punishing herself.

♡ She goes back to Wizard City to observe other wizards and do her own research on magic. Magic Man meets her for lessons once a day.

♡ Tiny Manticore tries to warn Betty how dangerously insane Magic Man really is. Obviously, she doesn't listen. They do become sort of acquaintances, though.

♡ After a couple weeks of teaching, Magic Man becomes a little too. . .comfortable with her.

♡ “Sooooo. . .I'm not sure if you noticed, but Ooo’s human population is in the single digits zone. But Ive read all about you and I heard you guys are. . .pretty sexual creatures.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean??”

“It's whatever you want it to mean, Princess.”

“I’M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO!!”

“Yeah. . .we’ll see.”

♡ Even though he knows he's taking advantage of her vulnerability and her fragile state of mind, he still pursues her. He misses Margles'. Betty misses Simon. It would be beneficial for both of them to use each other in an attempt not to feel so lonely anymore. Right?

♡ Betty would be lying if she said she hadn't thought about it. She missed Simon so much. She missed being touched, too.

♡ Within a day of their last conversation, Betty experiences an intense drop in her mood. Overwhelmed by everything that she has been through lately, she turns to Magic Man in need of comfort, craving to be held and touched. He's more than glad to ‘help.’

♡ He lets her ride him before testing the waters further, pulling her hair and treating her like a ragdoll. she begs to be used, to be fucked harder and harder. It helps her forget everything bad for a while.

♡ This becomes their regular pastime.

♡ Since Magic Man’s also a total goofball, it shows during sex. Completely unprompted, as Betty’s close to cumming, he’ll wave his hands and say “Hey. Wanna see a magic trick??”

♡ He uses magic to make her orgasms more intense.

♡ Their relationship is. . .it's complicated. Let's just leave it at that.

♡ Betty's hair is a shade or two darker than the sand on Mars. It reminds Magic Man of home.

♡ Yes. Tiny Manticore can hear and occasionally see everything they're doing.

♡ He finds it hot in the beginning, just watching them like a total perv. Eventually, he gets tired and annoyed by it. They're both horny freaks, we know, but. . .how the fuck do they have that much stamina????

♡ No amount of therapy will ever make this bullshit okay.

♡ It’s no secret Magic Man is the biggest Jerk in all of Ooo. And he is just as bad in the sheets. He gets off on the power he holds over Betty, and how dependent she is on his company since she can’t be with Simon.

♡ Magic Man doesn't say anything to Betty about her unknown pregnancy until a month after they started their whole ‘friends with benefits’ dynamic when he saw her throw up for the first time.

♡ “What's the matter, Betty? Did the plague finally come back and take you as its first victim??”

“No, you asshole. It's just a stomach bug. Eating wild fruit will do that to you.”

“Yeah, sure. It could be a big. Or. . .”

“‘Or,’ what?”

“Maybe. . .you got knocked up???”

“That's. . .that's not funny.”

“Was it supposed to sound funny?? Am I laughing??”

“Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. Can't be.”

“Are you suuurre?? When's the last time Mother Nature visited and spilled red wine where the sun don't shine, Bethany???”

♡ Even though they're both irresponsible and nasty AF, they take precautions. Magic Man never finishes inside of Betty. But he's only genetically compatible with other Martians, so it doesn't matter either way.

♡ Over the next few weeks of studying magic, MMS, and fucking around with each other, Magic Man teases Betty at least once a day about being pregnant. She always brushes him off, thinking he's just messing with her like he normally does.

♡ At the same time, she can't deny that her mood swings are more intense than usual, her breasts are swelling, and she's craving odd combinations of food.

♡ Just the very thought of having a baby without Simon beside her was enough to send her into a panic attack. She couldn't be a parent if she wasn't properly medicated like she was a thousand years back in the past. What if she hurt her baby? What if she accidentally killed it? It hurt too much to think about. So, she didn't.

♡ It isn't until after she does the ritual with Magic Man to make him the king of Mars that she realizes he was telling the truth.

♡ Having MMS suddenly forced upon her, along with the overwhelming amount of knowledge of the universe now in her head didn't help. With her new Wizard eyes and awareness of her body, Betty could no longer lie to herself about what was happening to her.

♡ “LATERS!!!”

Reblog, follow me, and come back for Part 6!

[via-the-cryptid]

love your au, what would happen when magic man took simon as an Apprentice?

At first Simon is happy to finally have a mentor that’s actually competent and understands the three pillars of wizardry (magic, madness, and sadness, or MMS), but then he starts to get irritated since Magic Man is not only a bitch, but an unhelpful bitch. He just keeps spouting off random stuff that only confuses Simon more, except… then it doesn’t seem so random. There’s a pattern to it — a method to the madness, Betty might say.

Through careful observation, Simon pieces together some of what happened in Magic Man’s past to make him this way. He was probably always a bit of a jerk, but he used to have someone who made him less terrible — Margles, he calls her. Margles is gone now, unreachable by any means, and if Simon’s interpretation is correct, Golb had something to do with it. Despite what he’s considered in the past, Simon is well aware that there’s no possible way to harness such sheer unmitigated chaos, and to try it would only destroy them. He’s starting to wonder if maybe that’s why Magic Man seems to only have madness over sadness.

But regardless of sympathy, Magic Man is being a problem, and he’s only getting worse. He harasses whoever he wants, whenever and wherever, and not once does he show an ounce of remorse or anything of the sort — and the damning part is that he knows he’s making people suffer, and he doesn’t care. He doesn’t even relish in it — he just doesn’t care.

Simon could do better with that power, he thinks. He would use it better, would use it to help Betty rather than harming random people. Maybe Magic Man would be better off without some much power.

Betty had said once that of the three pillars of magic, madness, and sadness, two of them usually led to the third, and removing one of the trio would usually dim the other two. Simon is willing to gain a little more madness and sadness, if it means he can help Betty to be consciously herself again. To be happier than she is now.

(And when he finds himself staring madness in the face as Magic Man loses his magic and Magic Simon begins to convalesce, he finds that he doesn’t regret a single thing.)

[finedinereception]

Hello!! Love your Wizard Marriage AU!

Did the Land of Ooo know that Ice King and Magic Queen were married immediately or was there an incident? Also are there any other tidbits of lore you’ve thought out but no one’s asked yet?<3

awww thanks. i totally wasnt expecting the engagement ive gotten so far!

for your question, the answer is yes! its one of those things thats generally common knowledge, since magic queen puts him in the special thanks of all her books and mentions him as her husband there, and ice king brags about magic queen a lot. they also have a habit of showing up to events and parties uninvited and being irritatingly romantic. they use the cringiest pet names possible. no youre MY schmoozy pie.

there is an incident at one point, though. i dont think finn and jake are actually aware of magic queen at the beginning of the series. ice king is kind of a regular nuisance due to him sometimes snatching things up, but theyre not the super political or bookish types and the parties they tend to go to arent really the kind that ik and mq like to show up at together. they dont realize what ik is doing with the stuff he steals. mq actually slightly swaps with magic man in this au, and thus is the one who fucks up finn in this aus version of “freak city”, after a misunderstanding that leads to him breaking into their home and beating up ice king when shes just come back from one of her research trips and theyre trying to have a nice dinner.

finn is extremely surprised to find out ice king is married. he thought the dude was just talking out his ass about his wife. this expression of surprise only makes magic queen more upset.

and, for other trivia, since i mentioned him… magic man makes his first appearance as NORMAL MAN. his backstory is slightly similar- he lost his wife to golb. however, he initially did not have magic, and was banished from mars in his obssessive search for it in order to get margles back. he becomes magic queens assistant, since he displays interest in her work, and she likes the idea of having a pupil. in actuality, hes after her magic… and he manages to get it.

[scarletgemstone]

adventure time silent hill au monsters what they represent part one

the glass beings

the glass beings represent king man’s guilt and his psyche being broken the way they try to talk is symbolic of king man wanting to talk to margles one last time

margles

margles is the manfisation of his wife she also serves as a reminder of what happened to the real margles her blood red dress is symbolic of her death and what caused it her final form has multiple eyes and she uses blocks to attack and she moves in a robot like way

the ice beast

the ice beast are symbolic of Simon’s memory of being the ice king the ice on their heads are in the shape of the crown they also look like they are trying to get free of their restraints and they breathe a cold wind that freezes anything that it touches

rose and throns

rose and throns is symbolic of huntress wizard’s fear of becoming vonabel and the guilt she feels for losing her family she also represents her feelings for Finn the fire in her eyes is symbolic of the fire

the heroes beast

the heroes beast is renstint of Finn’s fears of being a monster they eyeless is symbolic of Finn losing his eyes

fire pyramid head

fire pyramid head is symbolic of Finn’s regret for what happened between him and flame princess and his rage he serves as reminder of what happened and how Finn feels about it

the cooler monster

the cooler monster is repsented by princess bubblegum’s shame for what she did to the fire kingdom and her regret of lashing out at marcy and to show what could have happened to the fire kingdom’s citizens

the crying ones

the crying ones are symbolic of Finn’s sadness

the flame children

the flame children are symbolic of flame princess’s fear of could have happened to her kingdom and her fear of being trapped in the lantern again

the wingless scarab

the wingless scarab are symbolic of scarabs feeling of being unable to fly and his broken wings they become raged filled when their wings are attacked

[crowncursed]

"Shoes are like little prisons for your feet! That's why I haven't worn them in years!"

He has a nonsensical PowerPoint prepared. Must be a staple for Simon despite the universe.