#( listen i- )

[suguru-getos]

|| keigo is mostly kind, gentle, understanding— oh but the times he’s not? ||

“don’t move” keigo had you absolutely free, knowing you don’t like being tied up and being unable to touch him. your legs were free and so were your arms. however, you couldn’t move around much. “do you disturb someone when they’re eating?” keigo raised a brow, glowing golden pupils dilated as he arched a brow.

you shook your head no, biting your lip and looking away from him. making eye contact with keigo was one of the hardest things to do. he knows it. “look at me.” another snap of his voice caught your senses as you haphazardly gawked at him licking a strip from your pussy to your clit, tongue still out and shamelessly showing how your slick coated around.

“you need to be punished just because of being so fucking perfect” keigo hummed, pressing your pelvis as he lapped onto your cunt even more, tongue fucking you until you see stars. “moan for me, get louder little baby.”

just when you could feel an orgasm approaching, keigo leaned back, watching your wobbling, pouty lip and doe eyes looking at him with a plunge of betrayal. “c’mon, don’t look at me with eyes like that, you’re a good girl are you not? you’re going to cum only when i allow, mm?” keigo kissed your inner thighs, coming upwards and flicking your clit with his digits.

a needy whine escaped you with the pain mixing with the pleasure like a delicious cocktail as you clamped around nothing.

“well, s’ not like you got a choice anyways sweetie, y’er only cummin’ when i let you.”

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

this man. has Abomination themed pajamas. the absolute confidence. the style.

he literally found his niche and stayed in it. good for him.

[sunflowersteves]

time to think ab licking carmen’s abs 🤭

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[omatoxin]

fish song

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[undercovercannibal]

I think kids should be taught the joys of wearing headphones on public transport very early in their lives

[xzyumi]

tang dynasty miku

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[unluckyprime]

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

[killingmyselfbutnotdying]

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!