#( let me know if i should change something )

[dialdrvnk]

starter for › @blvshed

character › colin gardner. twenty six. tattoo artist.

plotline › this

with her back against his chest and resting against the headboard, colin ran his index finger over her cleavage, watching as goosebumps broke out across her skin. "i love you so fucking much, baby," he whispered into her ear, letting his tongue run across the shell of it. they were supposed to be sleeping, but colin wasn't ever able to keep his hands of his girl, especially not when it felt like they were the only two people on earth. the only light in the room was a small bedside lamp bathing them in golden light, and they found themselves in this little made up bubble of lust and love, making colin wish they could stay there forever. "i want you writhing and moaning my name when i make you cum," he continued on a whisper, sighing deeply while his hand traveled further down her chest, ghosting across her stomach, towards the elastic of her underwear. "you're the best thing that ever happened to me." colin's heart was beating fast, his breathing growing heavy at the mere prospect of touching her. "are you going to be a good girl and let me make you cum?"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

hope you feel better soon!

I am riddled with ailments, but I stay silly!

[redemptioninchaos]

The mongoose stood up, dusting off her clothes and wiping the goop on a spare napkin she found. She had the eyes of a troublemaker, endless voids of mischief and strife staring back at the human. She wore a pink sweater with a picture of a bucket of chicken and text that read, "Thick thighs save lives!" She also had on a frilly red skirt and black leggings as well as red sneakers with white tips.

"Another?!" In a flash, she grabbed the human by the shoulders, pinning her against the desk and standing over her. For a second, her eyes glowed like embers in a campfire. Her lips slowly curled into a grin as she asked, "Tell me, friendo. Are you the real one, or another clone?"

It was just a silent day in Iyana's office...until a certain mongoose woman crashed through the ceiling, screaming before landing right on the other woman's desk. Colette was covered in soot, goop, and dust.

"AHHH!" The woman shireked as the woman fell through the ceeling. IT was a good thing that it was her office work, and not the beakers of mysterious liquids in her lab.

"A-ARe you okay! Do I need to call the paramedics? W-What are you covered in? S-Should I call the police?"

[jascurka]

Saw these T-shirts on my dash and I knew right away who to draw. I'm just thinking about how Reigen had so much positive influence on the many the espers in this show waaah

[ID: A sketch of Reigen and Mob standing next to each other, wearing white T-shirts with inscriptions that read "I'm the dog they put with cheetahs to keep them from going crazy in captivity" for Reigen and "I'm the cheetah that is threatening to go crazy" for Mob. Reigen is standing proudly and smiling, pointing at himself with his thumb, the other hand resting on Mob's shoulder. Mob is looking down at his shirt with a straight face, arms hanging loosely at his sides. End ID]

[speakofcompersion]

Still Shining - Taemin

[lui-the-cute-snek]

He can't

WOOOO I finally had some time to finish these!! (I started them in march/ beginning of april 😭)

2nd and 3rd ones are inspired by my first match with jester sonic in sonic forces speed battles, which was against regular silver and shadow, and of course I came in last gsjgsd

[grimmweepers]

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ 𝓻𝔂𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓶

there was an ache in my heart when i awoke in a strange, beautiful world that wasn’t my own. even as months turned to years, i still missed the familiar skies, the voice of loved ones and the home i had left behind. i wrote letters that went nowhere and whispered silent prayers that reached no one. it was like i was plucked from my own reality and placed in a world where i didn’t quite belong.

yet, as much as i longed for home, i was determined to learn in this new life. sumeru became my sanctuary and the akademiya, my solace. i learned their languages, customs, and secrets while sharing stories of the stars, landmarks, and beauty of my own world. the scholars listened, fascinated by the similarities and differences, but none more than al-haitham—a student assigned to guide me through this foreign land. he was a quiet presence. thoughtful and curious. he did not pity me.

and over time, he went from guide to peer to something more. over time, i wasn’t just seeking knowledge but also him. but what was the point? what was the point of falling for him if one day, i could just disappear—vanish back to my world, leaving him and teyvat behind? this could slip away at any moment. this might be as fleeting as a dream.

despite all reason, i still found myself loving him deeply. in a world that wasn’t my own, he had become my home.

𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬: very slow burn, mutual pining, friends to lovers

𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐒: 22.10.22 | playlist | genshinverse ryu

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐒: modern au | season of love

[sluckythewizard]

'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

[critter-captures]

Snake collection post, all taken at Dierenpark De Oliemeulen in September 2024:

Corn snake (Pantherophis guttatus guttatus)

same as #1 (corn snake)

Beautiful pit viper / Brown-spotted pit viper (Trimeresurus venustus)

Indian python (Python molurus) (albino)

Egyptian cobra (Naja haje)

[crystallizsch]

"A wild Jovie has entered your inbox!"

AAAA JOVIE MY BELOVED 🥺🥺 SHE'S SO CUTE 🎀🎀🎀🎀‼️‼️‼️‼️ I WANT TO SQUISH HER

[dialdrvnk]

starter for › @sugcrbites

character › simon accardi. twenty two. college student.

plotline › this

she had just pushed his hand off her thigh for the third time, despite their official relationship status, as if she was too shy to show affection. the party was in full swing, and all simon wanted was to show off his girlfriend and make a public statement, reminding everyone that she was his. after the third rejection, he dragged the girl up to sit sideways on his lap with one arm around her waist and the other on her thigh, squeezing a little harder than necessary. "you're mine, and i want everyone in this room to know it," he growled in her ear, sure that no one else could hear him over the thumping bass. pulling away from her ear, he looked at her with an adoring smile, as his hand traveled under the hem of her dress, slowly caressing her upper thigh. the urge to fuck her then and there was strong, but knowing how shy she was, simon was aware he needed to provide her with some liquid courage. "here, drink this babe," he said holding out the drink he had in his hand, hoping the alcohol might bring him closer to his selfish goal of reminding everyone that she was his.

[crownedwille]

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[sherlock-is-ace]

[First image description: A screenshot of Georgia Tennant's instagram post. The photo is of Peter Davison holding a sign that reads "He's not that special!" In front of a line of people. The caption of the post reads "Here I am protesting in front of the half mile queue for your husband". The post is dated April 2, 2022. Below there is a comment from Neil Gaiman that reads "He's got the patience of Job, your father."

Second image description: A close up of Neil's comment. It's got 786 likes and was posted 71 weeks ago.]

[ratatatastic]

lmaoooo maffhew wanting the knot immediately and having to wait for sasha to catch up with that is so deeply funny like. this omega is not subtle and you’re not a stupid alpha babe! can only imagine what benny has to say to maffhew about it once he catches on and stops banging his head against a wall

idiots to lovers is always great but especially when its two people who would be hitched with 10 kids by now if they stopped being dumb for a single second like its that easy and yet...

to me they very much fall around the same time (infatuation at first scent if you will) just that sasha takes some time to get there not because he's dumb (okay he's a little dumb) but in the sense that its like "this person is very interested in me, i can see and recognise that but theres so much cognitive dissonance in my brain right now between knowing that intrinsically and finding that hard to believe so i unintentionally play dumb because obviously i'm reading too much into things it cant be me they're interested in haha that'd crazy but they're being awfully touchy and flirty with me wow"

but also it takes two to tango and we have to acknowledge that and this is when i would love to bring up the ways in which this man decides is the best way to go about that because he is a catholic school girlie... there's so much hilarity to be had here especially because his flirting is very uh how you say... a little ass backwards if you will especially considering dynamics

"I make it a point to keep the door closed when we're alone in a room together! That's basically a clear invitation that I'm down to fuck!!! Im basically asking to be ragdolled on his knot!!!"

and Benny just pinches the bridge of his nose like "I don't know how to explain to you in a way you'll understand that not everyone went to Catholic school."

But saying that Sasha does side-eye the door knob heavily when Maffhew goes over to close it the first time and he starts sweating like he just got dragged into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven he did not sign up for and he's 13 again and oh god he got paired with a really cute girl, and he hasn't even had his first real kiss yet and-

And then absolutely nothing happens because Maffhew is just waiting with a polite expectant smile (because his work here is done, he did the heavy lifting know it's Sasha's turn) and this is when Sasha's dynamic classes training kicks in and he basically scolds himself for even assuming in the first place because this is clearly a show of trust (correct) not an invitation for extra circular activities (incorrect buzzer noise) and it basically becomes "This Omega really trusts me, I'm honoured especially as Pack Leader that I'm able to be so accepted into such a private space with the inherent knowledge that I will not encroach their boundaries whatsoever because consent is verbal, this is not in any way an invitation to take advantage of them this is deep platonic trust I will guard with my life :]"

and if you listen closely you can hear the lovely sounds of Maffhew bashing his head into a wall about how much of a gentleman Sasha is but also COME ONNNNNN... you know... once Maffhew realises what's happening which (looks at my watch) is not due for another few months really

Battle of wills: unstoppable force (maffhews catholic school understanding of dynamic interactions) vs immovable object (overseas alpha cotillion classes)

And if you think it's an Oh! An overseas dynamic thing! It's not. The Euros are watching the horrible car crash in front of them and doing absolutely nothing about it because it's none of their business, but they will stare at it... maybe judge it a bit but definitely are observing from the tall grass.

and I'm also not saying that luosty lundy forsy and bobby have a current running bet of how long it'll take for maffhew to break sasha in but i'm also not not saying that... luosty goaded lundy in the midst of a gossip session ("It has to be 3 months, right?) forsy happened to be around so lundy turned to him for advice ("7 months.") and maybeeee bobby overheard from all the way over from his stall and puts in his two cents for what it's worth ("6. Captain nice but not that nice. Very impatient." "So 3!" "No. Impatience makes him double the time, and wait longer. 6 months.") (lundy finally settles on a good 5 months because he's indecisive)

And Sasha does eventually pick up everything maffhew is throwing down... eventually... and when he does it becomes more so I want to court this omega the way they deserve I will take this slow and romance them sweetly :) *smash cut to maffhew caterwauling like a cat in heat*

but also once again its not like maffhew is helping sasha in any way this is idiot4idiot and benny would like to enjoy the car crash with the euros but unfortunately that's his soulmate, thats his bestie, his littermate from birth who has been weaned on the same teat as they climbed over each other to get to it, the first girl you kissed in your childhood bedroom because somehow you started play fighting on the bed because she was like i could totally pin you down easy and then she does and you always noticed how beautiful she was but shes even more gorgeous when she's pinning your wrists to your hannnah montana duvet you promised yourself youd changed out before she came over but you forget and well she teased you about it and you cant help but giggle about how perfect this all is and it seems that the natural conclusion to this is to taste the strawberry lipgloss of her lips because whats a kiss between besties huh its tacky and sticky and it tastes like summer and just other apt metaphors to put here about the inherent -isms of their relationship that i nearly cant put to words properly other than girls having fun (they are fucking)

and well anyways benny is watching and he has a lot of things to say about how its been proceeding so far

"You should really use your words."

"I am!"

"Right because smelling like a fucking perfume shop in the middle of October is using your words."

"This usually works with most Alphas okay!"

"Sasha isn't most Alphas."

"Tell me about it." Matthew grouses before he peeks over to Sam, looking up from beneath his eyelashes—the exact way he knows both endears him to Sam but also absolutely miffs him all the same, "Worked on you, didn't it?"

"Oh, is that what we're doing right now? We're calling getting a lapful of a preening O in preheat in the middle of a roadie a normal way to go about these things."

"It worked didn't it?" Matthew reiterates.

"It would work better if you use���"

"Okay! Alright!! I get it!!!" He does not.

like benny here is unfortunately an active listening participant in the going ons of the fuckery if not because hes involved by proxy because of maffhew because who else will hold his hair back as he calls him a dumb bitch you know

[icewindandboringhorror]

I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently

[vaguely-concerned]

just going about my day idly contemplating how some of the ways hawke can interact with a romanced anders are not at all unlike how they interact with leandra (and a bit of carver too, especially with a purple hawke), and then thought about my hawke in the timeline where he romances anders and was hit straight in the face with 'was he ever actually in love, or was he just desperately trying to renegotiate with his mother's ghost in any way he could' and now i need to lie down. this is the power of dragon age 2