#( i am laughing my ass off rn )

[rainc0at]

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kate x goodwin is godsten

[peppermint-whiskers]

Also how the FUCK is the funniest, least plot relevant episode (so far) the one that gives me the most brainworms????? Now I'm gonna be thinking about Kremy and his fucking cons forever!

This is my first true foray into dnd, fuck ye-

[fappellmoan]

so i just wanna say i think i fumbled with a bad bitch a little bit the other night but not just in a shy loser wuhluhwuh way i just have so many other problems. but going forward i am going to be brave 🙏

[mysicklove]

guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem

[lunasilvis]

2 months into 30.

Growing into somebody I can be genuinely, genuinely proud of. At night I rest well 🌛

[ripgray-moved]

y'all bitching about men's fragility when it comes to their masculinity or w/e but my mom just seriously said a shopping bag with a kitten on it is 'too girly' for her 💀

[doodle17]

YOU MOTHER F*CKER

I was opening my ask box all excited to answer and ask only to get JUMPSCARED BY THE MOST RAGE INDUCING IMAGE I CAN IMAGINE

[cosmik-homo]

Thinking of changing my url.... no, not into one of the Hundred+ i have hoarded. I was thinking either Cowardicecollector, CowardConnoisseur (id have to learn how to spell that.....) or UnderstandablyNervous.

[tigerincahoots]

[Text; Kevin🐯] Hello, honey, darling, light of my life. How are you this fine afternoon? 💘

[Text; Kevin🐯] So, anyway, I've broken down on the road outside of the city, can you come give me a jump or do I have to butter you up some more? 😙😙😙😙

[Text; Kevin🐯] If you don't I'm hitching and giving road-head to the first trucker I see.

[ txt to little shit ]: Please don't. You can just ask how my afternoon is going without making me want to hurl you into space. I mean, seriously! What's next? Booboo?

[ txt to little shit ]: Don't call me that. I will shoot you dead and hide your corpse. Don't.

[ txt to little shit ]: So, all the flattery was for me to pick you up? Why didn't you just say so? Hey, I need a lift. You free? It's easy. And doesn't make me want to hurl you into space.

[ txt to little shit ]: I mean, I wouldn't be against seeing you give head to someone else? I do like watching?

[ txt to little shit ]: You're such a little shit. If you were trying to make me jealous, it did not work. I will pick you up but only on the condition that I am the one getting road-head.

[ txt to little shit ]: How's that, CUTIE-PATOOTIE? Bet you don't like the nickname calling now! ;)

[blitz0hno]

........ So i just opened the cringest image I have (kinlist) and um

UH

UM

FUUTA IS RIGHT NEXT TO MORAL OREL I MADE THIS THING LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW WTFFFFF GO JESUS BOY GO

[seaquestions]

i should say also, after rotb we also watched the first two gi joe movies (both hilariously bad, greatly enjoyed watching them) and now im watching the 80s sunbow cartoon and its like. so funny.

[unitcd]

🤝 jere?

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[pardonmydelays]

i need all hamildemos on spotify. like rn

[dbphantom]

maybe this whole game was just a hallucination from all the not sleeping I did

💖 let's do ketamine together 💖

[lilgynt]

i’ll say it baby sitting too drunk dudes is not fun hold ur liquor better

[snowflakeb0ttles]

soooooooo fucking pissed OFF right now !!!!!!!!!!!!