#( i am laughing my ass off rn )
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It's funny alr and Jonny's right I ain't into him ew he'd probs shoot me on sight for the crime of existing at all no thanks
Two Tim's. Ffs.
Wha tabout two Tijms?
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Also how the FUCK is the funniest, least plot relevant episode (so far) the one that gives me the most brainworms????? Now I'm gonna be thinking about Kremy and his fucking cons forever!
This is my first true foray into dnd, fuck ye-
#I'm on episode 7 rn#I gotta take breaks to laugh my ass off so many times#how tf am I supposed to reach episode 36 under these conditions??? 😭😭😭#that kremy can't lie pact tho#its doin something to my brain smg#smh*#sir you are panicking over not being able to Lie#I WILL be thinking about this an unhealthy amount#pepper rambles#dnd#dungeons and dragons#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight
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so i just wanna say i think i fumbled with a bad bitch a little bit the other night but not just in a shy loser wuhluhwuh way i just have so many other problems. but going forward i am going to be brave 🙏
#ABBY. give yourself a chance#now namely i am just weird about any intimacy and well lbr especially sex/romance etc#but then also like it’d been a while since we hung out and sometimes my self esteem is terrible and i’m like ok what if this is a pity#hangout or what if this is all a plot for this friend group to have drama to embarrass me and whatnot#which i stand by not liking many of them but i don’t think that’s like. a realistic problem lol#and now we’re gonna complicate thing with. well my dumbass 🤦♀️#i haven’t been smoking! and i was offered. and i was like well im j chilling rn sure! that one single hit murdered me.#my mouth was so dry. i was gulping my water. i’m making stupid ass jokes i’m not good at reading situations etc#and top it all off with the simple fact that this person just makes me wildly nervous and flustered#and i’ve kept it together through a lot of this but we r approaching a point.#some of it was so lameeeee it’s so lame to recount lol but well isn’t that something beautiful#when two people get together and hang out and are soo lame together and trying to impress/make each other laugh. well yes#abby talks#my hands were so so so cold at one point tho. and i didn’t even try to use that to my advantage in a lame corny way
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guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem
#🔪 - mello talks too much#i just roast them#it’s just so funny#i just love making fun of them#they are like my little dogs#i feel bad bc south african dude sent me a romantic instagram reel and i said ”don’t send me that romantic ass shit i will block u”#LMAOAOAOAAOAO#AND THEN I THREATENED TO HIT HIM WITH MY CAR LIKE 4 TIMES#and flipped off his house#it’s just so funny i can’t help it#like i am gen laughing rn bc dude i am so funny
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kate x goodwin is godsten
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2 months into 30.
Growing into somebody I can be genuinely, genuinely proud of. At night I rest well 🌛
#Just had this dawn on me tonight. I am not yet arrived at my best life. But I know it is right around the corner! I am hands-on creating it#Consistent work + clear goals. No easy roads but the one cracked and erroneous and totally hiddledy-piddledy#(the one so typical for life. unfortunately sometimes lol. but so we all do grow in the fish bowl. till you gotta swap fish bowls)#With binoculars I can prob see the life that is for me already. Freed from the shoebox I find myself in now at moments#Living in the city. hope abroad. a profession that sets me free and feels limitless and enriching. Laughing more. eating great foods.#a beautiful bed. a clean and eccentric interior that slaps and makes anyone feel straight at home when they are visiting.#stories to tell. to hear. things to see. things to share#yeah I am working towards that every day rn! ass off. With just another little extra patience I'll arrive at it so soon#I gotta believe and I gotta put in the labour. and I will do it smiling reminding myself of all these things I just listed 🙏✍️
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y'all bitching about men's fragility when it comes to their masculinity or w/e but my mom just seriously said a shopping bag with a kitten on it is 'too girly' for her 💀
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YOU MOTHER F*CKER
I was opening my ask box all excited to answer and ask only to get JUMPSCARED BY THE MOST RAGE INDUCING IMAGE I CAN IMAGINE
#I WILL HUNT YOUR ASS DOWN#YOU KNOW BETTER GODAMMIT#I HATE THAT IMAGE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING#I am so mad rn#But I'm also laughing my ass off#Damn you#Doodles rants#Psychonauts
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he's such a fucking hater man
#i mean I'm no better but still#it's so funny#as soon as he gets a bigger office in a better city he just starts clowning on y.agami#honestly i missed seeing him be mean as hell sjdhqjsj he really does have his moments <3#the scene where he asks y.ui about her husband... that little smirk on his face... i think he just enjoys pissing people off#but yeah i cant really argue with him there#y.agami's office is pretty sad#the stack of dishes has been there for three years-#but i am glad to see him acting like this again#he's been kinda quiet this game#which I'm glad for because i know he just feels comfortable around the gang#but still akdjajs#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#man.. i love him..#we're haters together <3#the other day my mom told me i was a 'hated since the day you were born' which i think is the funniest thing ever#he talks all that talk about wanting to be just like y.agami and how much he admires him#and then goes back to always clowning on him lmaaaoo#it's okay#i clown on y.agami too#grown ass man-#s.ugiura is obviously an adult but since the whole rest of the cast is like pushing 40 and 50#he feels so young compared to them (he's 25 in the first game 28 in the second) and ash is the same age#and it's so funny seeing both of them go 'man... you're old-'#even t.esso calls him kiddo#speaking of. ash has a little crush on him. nothing crazy but the 'OMG HOT OLDER GUY WOW HE'S SO HOT OMG-' kind of crush ajdhajsj#it's just played for laughs. there is absolutely nothing there (he also laughs and calls her kiddo)#and it's so amusing seeing ash whisper to s.ugiura 'wait.. he's so hot..' and him being like 'dude are you fr rn'#and ash is like 'lol you didnt deny he's hot' and oh I've hit tag limit- gn pals!
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Thinking of changing my url.... no, not into one of the Hundred+ i have hoarded. I was thinking either Cowardicecollector, CowardConnoisseur (id have to learn how to spell that.....) or UnderstandablyNervous.
#ok actually looking through my saved i have a few very good other ones on this theme- 'unheroic-thatsall' 'lifewithfear' - and a few#hella good generic ones Off theme- recorderdisorder . gooldsfoll.#ivetransedthewozard#which made me laugh my ass off. yeah yes i did#yeah i think this might be the last days of cosmik-homo :(#also i am NOT in the state of mind rn to be using henrygordongayjo but that made me laugh real loud as well#sound off basically.
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[Text; Kevin🐯] Hello, honey, darling, light of my life. How are you this fine afternoon? 💘
[Text; Kevin🐯] So, anyway, I've broken down on the road outside of the city, can you come give me a jump or do I have to butter you up some more? 😙😙😙😙
[Text; Kevin🐯] If you don't I'm hitching and giving road-head to the first trucker I see.
[ txt to little shit ]: Please don't. You can just ask how my afternoon is going without making me want to hurl you into space. I mean, seriously! What's next? Booboo?
[ txt to little shit ]: Don't call me that. I will shoot you dead and hide your corpse. Don't.
[ txt to little shit ]: So, all the flattery was for me to pick you up? Why didn't you just say so? Hey, I need a lift. You free? It's easy. And doesn't make me want to hurl you into space.
[ txt to little shit ]: I mean, I wouldn't be against seeing you give head to someone else? I do like watching?
[ txt to little shit ]: You're such a little shit. If you were trying to make me jealous, it did not work. I will pick you up but only on the condition that I am the one getting road-head.
[ txt to little shit ]: How's that, CUTIE-PATOOTIE? Bet you don't like the nickname calling now! ;)
#(answered)#dethenryquinn#( kevin x henry quinn )#➤ 𝑡𝑜 𝘩𝑢𝑛𝑡 𝑜���� 𝑏𝑒 𝘩𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 || ( main verse )#( i am laughing my ass off rn )#( what in the world ahahahahaha )
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........ So i just opened the cringest image I have (kinlist) and um
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FUUTA IS RIGHT NEXT TO MORAL OREL I MADE THIS THING LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW WTFFFFF GO JESUS BOY GO
#fuuta milgram#fuuta kajiyama#golly#someone plz tell me u get it#orel puppington amane momose playdate when#laughing my ass off rn ngl#why am i exposing myself like this????
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i should say also, after rotb we also watched the first two gi joe movies (both hilariously bad, greatly enjoyed watching them) and now im watching the 80s sunbow cartoon and its like. so funny.
#incoherent turtle noises#ive never had an interest in gi joe bcos its the like. American Jingoism Cartoon. but i actually am having fun not taking anything seriousl#the movies r so funny every single scene that was meant to be emotional fell flat bcos nothing ever rly slowed down for proper weight#and the action scenes were so jam packed with Stuff Happening. debris explosions shakey cam motion blur poor lighting!! waow i cant see shi#but yknow. i had fun and thats what mattered. im sure if i was in theatres at my current age in 2009 watching this i’d be the a very#obnoxious guy in the theatre laughing my ass off at moments where youre not supposed to.#oh but my partner did make me watch renegades some time ago. so im not like a complete stranger to gi joe.#should we babygirlify/sexualise cobra commander more on this website? am i wrong to have that thought pop up in my head rn?
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🤝 jere?
send 🤝 for a text post between our muses! || accepting
#text posts from ur mom#photos: jeremiah#( lmaooo )#( it could go either way tbh but i am laughing my ass off rn )
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i need all hamildemos on spotify. like rn
#some of them are so fucking good#but some of them are so fucking hilarious i am laughing my ass off rn#like lin singing every part of non stop#or say no to this#this is probably what i sound like when i sing all those songs at 2am in my bedroom lol#i just cant#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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#tw tw tw tw animal death pls do not read if that bothers you this is dark.#just been having the shittiest day between emotional gut punches and almost entirely sleepless nights and mechanical failures everywhere#i. really did not need to see the smear on the pavement that might have been the dear precious cat my coworkers and i have been feeding.#all i can tell myself is that she likely didnt suffer at all.#but still even barely thinking about the vague concept of what must have happened makes me want to#well#lets just say#become bog body#also tw suicidality ig.#it was so hard not to have a screaming breakdown in public. i barely made it home#just can barely cope with the vast uncaring universe rn#what did she do to deserve it.#and the universe said fuck you actually lol#now i have a migraine from scream-sobbing into my pillow for the last hour plus#gotta get up and do it all again tomorrow including walking by the place.#interesting to actually FEEL my mind trying to craft false memories to shield from trauma.#fascinating in a detached way.#oh did i mention that my new med is kicking my FUCKING ass.#idk if we can live laugh love our way outta this one boyos#obligatory i am not a danger to myself or others at this time. i am in contact with a professional.#if caring so deeply for people and animals causes me so much pain i wosh i could stop. but i cant.#grief can you get off my ass for like one week goddamn#i have work#at least that means cash for consolation tacos and mac and cheese. perhaps a scone.
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