#( i am laughing my ass off rn )
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astxrope · 1 month ago
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It's funny alr and Jonny's right I ain't into him ew he'd probs shoot me on sight for the crime of existing at all no thanks
Two Tim's. Ffs.
Wha tabout two Tijms?
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peppermint-whiskers · 6 months ago
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Also how the FUCK is the funniest, least plot relevant episode (so far) the one that gives me the most brainworms????? Now I'm gonna be thinking about Kremy and his fucking cons forever!
This is my first true foray into dnd, fuck ye-
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fappellmoan · 2 months ago
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so i just wanna say i think i fumbled with a bad bitch a little bit the other night but not just in a shy loser wuhluhwuh way i just have so many other problems. but going forward i am going to be brave 🙏
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mysicklove · 1 year ago
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guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem
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rainc0at · 1 year ago
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Posts that have 10k notes to me
kate x goodwin is godsten
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lunasilvis · 6 months ago
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2 months into 30.
Growing into somebody I can be genuinely, genuinely proud of. At night I rest well 🌛
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ripgray-moved · 6 months ago
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y'all bitching about men's fragility when it comes to their masculinity or w/e but my mom just seriously said a shopping bag with a kitten on it is 'too girly' for her 💀
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doodle17 · 2 years ago
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YOU MOTHER F*CKER
I was opening my ask box all excited to answer and ask only to get JUMPSCARED BY THE MOST RAGE INDUCING IMAGE I CAN IMAGINE
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silverselfshippingchaos · 7 days ago
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he's such a fucking hater man
#i mean I'm no better but still#it's so funny#as soon as he gets a bigger office in a better city he just starts clowning on y.agami#honestly i missed seeing him be mean as hell sjdhqjsj he really does have his moments <3#the scene where he asks y.ui about her husband... that little smirk on his face... i think he just enjoys pissing people off#but yeah i cant really argue with him there#y.agami's office is pretty sad#the stack of dishes has been there for three years-#but i am glad to see him acting like this again#he's been kinda quiet this game#which I'm glad for because i know he just feels comfortable around the gang#but still akdjajs#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#man.. i love him..#we're haters together <3#the other day my mom told me i was a 'hated since the day you were born' which i think is the funniest thing ever#he talks all that talk about wanting to be just like y.agami and how much he admires him#and then goes back to always clowning on him lmaaaoo#it's okay#i clown on y.agami too#grown ass man-#s.ugiura is obviously an adult but since the whole rest of the cast is like pushing 40 and 50#he feels so young compared to them (he's 25 in the first game 28 in the second) and ash is the same age#and it's so funny seeing both of them go 'man... you're old-'#even t.esso calls him kiddo#speaking of. ash has a little crush on him. nothing crazy but the 'OMG HOT OLDER GUY WOW HE'S SO HOT OMG-' kind of crush ajdhajsj#it's just played for laughs. there is absolutely nothing there (he also laughs and calls her kiddo)#and it's so amusing seeing ash whisper to s.ugiura 'wait.. he's so hot..' and him being like 'dude are you fr rn'#and ash is like 'lol you didnt deny he's hot' and oh I've hit tag limit- gn pals!
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cosmik-homo · 5 months ago
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Thinking of changing my url.... no, not into one of the Hundred+ i have hoarded. I was thinking either Cowardicecollector, CowardConnoisseur (id have to learn how to spell that.....) or UnderstandablyNervous.
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tigerincahoots · 2 months ago
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[Text; Kevin🐯] Hello, honey, darling, light of my life. How are you this fine afternoon? 💘
[Text; Kevin🐯] So, anyway, I've broken down on the road outside of the city, can you come give me a jump or do I have to butter you up some more? 😙😙😙😙
[Text; Kevin🐯] If you don't I'm hitching and giving road-head to the first trucker I see.
[ txt to little shit ]: Please don't. You can just ask how my afternoon is going without making me want to hurl you into space. I mean, seriously! What's next? Booboo?
[ txt to little shit ]: Don't call me that. I will shoot you dead and hide your corpse. Don't.
[ txt to little shit ]: So, all the flattery was for me to pick you up? Why didn't you just say so? Hey, I need a lift. You free? It's easy. And doesn't make me want to hurl you into space.
[ txt to little shit ]: I mean, I wouldn't be against seeing you give head to someone else? I do like watching?
[ txt to little shit ]: You're such a little shit. If you were trying to make me jealous, it did not work. I will pick you up but only on the condition that I am the one getting road-head.
[ txt to little shit ]: How's that, CUTIE-PATOOTIE? Bet you don't like the nickname calling now! ;)
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blitz0hno · 9 months ago
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........ So i just opened the cringest image I have (kinlist) and um
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FUUTA IS RIGHT NEXT TO MORAL OREL I MADE THIS THING LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF AGO BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW WTFFFFF GO JESUS BOY GO
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seaquestions · 2 years ago
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i should say also, after rotb we also watched the first two gi joe movies (both hilariously bad, greatly enjoyed watching them) and now im watching the 80s sunbow cartoon and its like. so funny.
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unitcd · 1 year ago
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🤝 jere?
send 🤝 for a text post between our muses! || accepting
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pardonmydelays · 2 years ago
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i need all hamildemos on spotify. like rn
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jouster-ari · 23 days ago
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#tw tw tw tw animal death pls do not read if that bothers you this is dark.#just been having the shittiest day between emotional gut punches and almost entirely sleepless nights and mechanical failures everywhere#i. really did not need to see the smear on the pavement that might have been the dear precious cat my coworkers and i have been feeding.#all i can tell myself is that she likely didnt suffer at all.#but still even barely thinking about the vague concept of what must have happened makes me want to#well#lets just say#become bog body#also tw suicidality ig.#it was so hard not to have a screaming breakdown in public. i barely made it home#just can barely cope with the vast uncaring universe rn#what did she do to deserve it.#and the universe said fuck you actually lol#now i have a migraine from scream-sobbing into my pillow for the last hour plus#gotta get up and do it all again tomorrow including walking by the place.#interesting to actually FEEL my mind trying to craft false memories to shield from trauma.#fascinating in a detached way.#oh did i mention that my new med is kicking my FUCKING ass.#idk if we can live laugh love our way outta this one boyos#obligatory i am not a danger to myself or others at this time. i am in contact with a professional.#if caring so deeply for people and animals causes me so much pain i wosh i could stop. but i cant.#grief can you get off my ass for like one week goddamn#i have work#at least that means cash for consolation tacos and mac and cheese. perhaps a scone.
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