#( her dumb ass :^) )

[esperfraud]

When John keeps gaslighting himself into believing that he became attached to humanity because of a random nurse and not because of Arthur

[mossy-paws]

I haven’t played libary of Runia this is how it goes right (LOR)

[unpretty]

okay but what if bruce and diana got whammied

i don't know if diana can get whammied! if she can she probably does it recreationally the way harley does, since sorrowverse sex pollen is just Instant Edging. either way i think she would consider bruce's consent impaired, and it doesn't help that bruce is generally able to avoid acting on getting whammied out of sheer spite.

i've waffled but i don't think those two really go anywhere until the first time bruce visits themyscira for medical reasons. i think seeing her with her family and in her lab is a game changer that recontextualizes a lot of things.

[hypertechnica]

star trek as a concept is completely sexless. it is utterly devoid of sex. not one drop of convincing sexual tension has ever graced the screen on any star trek show. the weird unintentionally homoerotic psychosexual mind game shit on the other hand,

[frobby]

mc when they go into a book and fuck shit up: why is the story different!!!

My brother in christ YOU CHANGED THE STORY!!!!!

[tategaminu]

Callum without Rayla for two years gets obsessed with Aaravos' mirror. Could have ended up pretty badly.

Callum without Rayla for two days almost takes corrupted fruit from Aaravos in hobo disguise.

Proof that being physically apart from her will kill him.

[leenfiend]

I'm using my drawing for evil rn. mortal instruments be upon ye.

[plasticmutations]

got fired for putting in my 2 weeks, need $ help

hey guys, my name is dylan and until yesterday (1/7/24) i worked for my dad’s girlfriend as a house cleaner for airbnbs. she has been incredibly rude lately and the workload has been very hard on me physically and mentally (disabled, mentally ill, & i have asthma). it was also taking me 4 hours of driving some days, and i wasn’t being adequately compensated for that time.

so, i decided to put in my 2 weeks with her because she has been complaining about there being too much work so i wanted to be able to help her out with that (as well as pay my bills, which is the main issue) as long as i could. but instead she decided to fire me because she was upset..? and because i didn’t clean one house (that she told me i could clean the next day, which i did) which is incredibly unprofessional, but now i can’t pay my bills!

i’m going to be desperately looking for a job but i was anticipating having the next two weeks to have a transitional period, but unfortunately i can’t have that. this has fucked me over severely and i don’t know what i’m going to do until another job decides to hire me. my goal is at least $500 to get me through the next two weeks, but honestly any amount at all helps. if every follower of mine donated $1 i’d meet my goal twice over.

tl;dr i was fired for putting in my 2 weeks and i need financial assistance until i can secure my next job. thank you so much ❤️

[loewens]

Lets all pull together on three, two, ...

[neodiekido]

ruffians, scoundrels, and cads of a similar caliber: we're gonna SCREAM in this library. and no one will stop us!

The Noble Librarian:

[real-life-cloud]

zosan fankid + matching w pappie zeff ☺♥

[cedric-k-rossignol]

Book of the Atlantic + l'épouse du chien de garde de la reine

[lizmitches]

i love one (1) delusional dumbass

[dootznbootz]

Yes, Odysseus was "Defending what's his" and "reclaiming his kingship, riches, and masculinity" during the killing of the suitors but Leiodes' death shows how it was also still very much personal and about Penelope.

Then Leiodes ran out, grabbed Odysseus’s knee,                                   and begged him—his words had wings: “Odysseus, I implore you at your knee—respect me and have pity. I tell you I’ve never                                       injured a single woman in these halls by saying or doing something reckless. Instead I tried to stop the other suitors when they did those things. They did not listen or restrain their hands from acting badly. So their own wickedness now brings about their wretched fate. Among them I’m a prophet who has done no wrong, and yet I will lie dead, since there’s no future thanks for one’s good deeds.” Shrewd Odysseus glared at him and answered:                           “If, in fact,                                           you claim to be a prophet with these men, no doubt here in these halls you’ve often prayed that my goal of a sweet return would stay unrealized, so my dear wife could go back to your own home and bear you children. That’s why you won’t escape a bitter death.” As he said this, Odysseus picked up in his fist a sword that lay nearby—Agelaus had dropped it and left it on the ground when he was killed—with it Odysseus struck Leiodes right across his neck.                                       His head was rolling in the dust as he was speaking.

(Book 22, Johnston)

Leiodes: "Hey, we're good, right? I didn't even do anything with your servants or riches." Odysseus: "I don't care if you didn't do anything else, your crime is that you were trying to court my wife in the first place. You're fucking dead."

Also, he was so angry that he cut off his head in one stroke (Athena was juicing him up but still)

Touch the Wife, you get the Knife.

[sweetestflow3rs]

whitney can't help finding the pc attractive when she's upset

[infinityinakiss]

i think every person that said "the caitvi shippers couldn't handle diana and leona, the true doomed yuri" need to come apologize to me right now because no one warned me how truly fucking dumb they are, like what do you mean they're not together? the sun and the moon represent the harmonious balance of the universe, of course their aspects would be literal soulmates, but nooooo these idiot lesbians had to be fucking stupid and fight each other instead of recognizing that the whole fucking universe is screaming at them to keep fucking kissing, for fuck's sake.

i was expecting something like "oh their powers are keeping them apart, they must love each other from afar like the sun and the moon do" not stupid lesbian idiocy, what the fuck.