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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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trans!soap who buys one of those dick molding kits and drops it in ghost’s lap, asks him to do it so he can have a braw cock to fuck his new girlfriend with.
“need something that’ll leave her weak-kneed, ya ken? an’ i know from personal experience that yers’ll do the job, lt.”
#is this??? anything??#it’s been floating in my head non stop for a week but i know ill never do anything more with it#simon scoffs and rolls his eyes ‘maybe she’d prefer the original’ he’d goad but he’d get up and do it immediately for johnny#drop it off the same day with a suggestion to try it out and make sure it’s just as good so his birds not missing out#obvs this would eventually lead to ghoap x reader but idk how exactly it’d get there#also braw is scottish slang for good lmao#uhhhh how to tag this i dont usually do shorter stuff :p#johnny soap mactavish#soap x reader#soap x ghost#ghoap#johnny soap mctavish x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#trans johnny soap mactavish#trans soap#trans johnny mactavish#stelles fics
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Prompt:
When Jason wakes up in the Pit and finds out about what happened while he was essentially brain dead it’s not Bruce his ire falls upon, but Dick.
Dick, who never accepted him and had to be coerced into spending any amount of time with him but is now regularly seen patrolling with the Replacement. Dick, who had an open ear for everyone but Jason. Dick, who never put in any kind of effort with Jason but has an entire Wikipedia article dedicated to his wholesome bond with the Drake heir.
Dick, who couldn’t even be bothered to attend his funeral but never missed a single of the Replacement’s photography exhibitions.
So when Jason first dons the helmet and begins his stakeout to start planning his big debut he doesn’t only do it in Gotham, he branches out to Blüdhaven.
But when he first get to Blüd it’s to the tail end of Blockbuster having been murdered.
And when he finds Nightwing it’s to the sight of a woman stalking towards where the vigilante is sprawled on a deserted rooftop, unresponsive.
#Jason hates Dick#but there’s one thing he hates even more#he’s not gonna watch THAT happen to Nightwing#or anybody#tarantula gets killed in a very grisly manner#courtesy of a furious crime lord#dick always thought he’d have enough time with Jason#that he’d make time to work out their relationship eventually#and then Jason died#and while Bruce was busy trying to follow Jason#dick spiraled in his own right#dick totally knows that someone is currently killing tarantula#but he’s in full blown dissociation#and Jason doesn’t know what to do with Nightwing now that he’s saved him from… THAT#but he sure as hell is not gonna disclose his identity#Nightwing is pretty sure he just got kidnapped by a crime lord but caring about anything is hard atm#jason todd#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#robin#Nightwing#red hood#bruce wayne#prompts#dick and jason#angst#Tim drake#enemy to caretaker#prompt
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Hello Rise fandom 🤗
#some of my old rise art has been getting attraction again here#and it made me reminisce on some of my old art#particularly my fake Draxum screenshots of the movie#and it made me miss some of my headcanons for the characters#specifically how I believe Leo and Draxum would not get along well as father and son#unlike his brothers who I think eventually would warm up to Barry#so I got thinking what if I’m this moment Draxum was the one to save Leo?#I feel like he’d have a parental instinct (much liek Raph’s older brother instinct) and put his life on the line#and I feel like I’m that moment Leo would have realized how much he meant to Draxum as a son#I went with an angstier vision ofc#but I still executed my vision with this redraw 😤#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the TMNT#ROTTMNT#rise of the tmnt leonardo#rise of the tmnt Leo#rise of the tmnt draxum#rise of the tmnt Baron Draxum#rottmnt Leo#rottmnt Leonardo#rottmnt baron draxum#rottmnt draxum#save ROTTMNT#save rise of the tmnt#art#digital art#my art#fanart#redraw#fake screenshot?
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Headcanon that Dust absolutely resents how much he resembles Classic. There are elements of this back in Dusttale, with how Dust prefers to hide his face and identity while building his LV, but this is more out of practicality (and even shame) than anything else. He doesn’t want his victims to recognize him because it’ll make it harder for him to sneak up on people, and a part of him really doesn’t want them to know that he was the one who killed him. The longer this goes on, the more his disguise transforms from a way of hiding his shame to a way of distancing himself from who he used to be. Sans would never kill all those people, but he isn’t Sans anymore. He’s not really a person anymore, he is the act of murder itself. He is Dust.
I think this would get way worse when Dust leaves his AU and enters the multiverse though, because right off the bat he encounters murderers, just like him… who don’t look innocent. Horror, Killer and even Cross are set completely apart from who they used to be. They are scarred and twisted and nightmarish. Looking at them doesn’t trigger memories of a happier, innocent past. They have renamed themselves, taken on a new identity - but for them, this change was physical as well. No one will ever mistake them for Sans.
So Dust wears his hood. He hides his face. He keeps his magic burning constantly, because if he stops his eyes will darken and there will be nothing setting him apart from the monster who died, years ago, the first time a knife ripped through his chest. The others realize it, too… Horror probably wouldn’t care either way. Cross would understand the desire to distance oneself from an old identity, but would ultimately be in a similar boat as Horror. Killer would bring this up to taunt Dust once he realized it bothered him - and would quickly get bored with it. Ultimately, the others would just accept Dust’s refusal to show his face, his hatred of his own voice and reflection, as part of who he is.
I like to imagine that one day, the gang get into a serious combat. It’s vicious and close; both sides are bloody and exhausted by the time it’s over. If one side wins, it’s by a hair, and not much of a victory. In the dazed silence following the battle, Nightmare slowly assesses each of his acolytes, ensuring that they are still alive and intact. When he reaches Dust, he pauses. The assassin is bloodied, slumped over. His HP is steady but low; he’s taken a lot of hits - more than most monsters would have been able to survive. His hand vanishes beneath his hood, carefully inspecting his face. That night, back at the castle, Dust steps in front of a mirror. He takes a deep breath and, for the first time in years, removes his hood to look his reflection in the eye. The combat left deep wounds across his face, injuries that would never heal completely, that would leave him permanently scarred.
Dust looks at his battered reflection and smiles.
#I know this headcanon is hardly original#but I love it so much I had to write about it#I mean really#the guy wears a hood full time#most of the time you can’t make out any of his features#he does that for a reason#I also love the idea that eventually he does get scarred or something and if it’s a more wholesome situation with the others#they are concerned about it#but he’s actually so happy he doesn’t look like sans anymore#he’d still wear the hood and everything probably but wouldn’t feel as bad if it dropped#hm I want to write more about him#I have so much to say#that’s it for tonight though#dust sans#dusttale#cross xtale#killer sans#horror sans#bad sanses#murder time trio#they all show up anyway#utmv#utmv headcanons#madbard rambles
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poor valandil was doomed the second kemen saw earien put her hand on his arm 😭
#KEVIN you BITCH#i knew he would die eventually but i thought he’d make it to the last alliance#kevin is first on the morgoth human sacrifice altar#he is SUCH a little bitch i can’t wait to see him get sacrificed#or turned into a nazgul#trop season 2#trop spoilers#rings of power#the rings of power#kemen#valandil#spoilers#akallabeth
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gave y’all the jiujiu teaser yesterday so here’s the nielan teaser!
he’s young and in love:’)
#nielan#mdzs#nie mingjue#lan xichen#nmj thinking poetry is dull and he’d rather swing a sword and then he meets lxc and he’s like oh.#i get it now.#anyway. nielan#i love them your honor#spoilers it’s eventually 3zun so pls no ship hate
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thinking about pro-hero kiri with preschool teacher!reader 🥺
#oh he’d be so darling 🥺🥺🥺#it’s not his kid 🥺 but he’s there at the scene when a nearby explosion causes debri to fall over the school’s vicinity#*debris#you and your students are trying to evacuate but everything is just falling everywhere 🥺 and#he spots you struggling to lead them to safety so he jumps in to lend a hand 🥺#and it’s the whole thing after that — the concrete flying straight towards you and kiri swooping right in to shield you from it 🥺#youre cradling one of your students (the shyest one in class he’ll eventually learn)#and it all starts from there 🥺#(you get injured somehow!!! and he feels so guilty)#you know 🥺 just the typical hero cliche 🥺#and he visits the school!!!!! pretty frequently 🥺 to check in 🥺 and also bc he did say to call him whenever you need him 🥺#he was a guest speaker for career day and came in all decked out in his hero gear 🥺#the kids cried LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 esp when he activated his quirk !!!!#you had to help bribe them with candies 😭#i talked so much again#eijirou
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Queen and Prince of Hell
CasinoRoyal edition <3
#hazbin hotel#casinoroyal#husklie#they infected my brain agian#au where husk is still an overlord and he attends major events#including ones hosted by Lilith and Lucifer#every time he’d run into Charlie and they’d enjoy the party off to the side together#eventually leads into them getting married and Husk becoming a prince of hell
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Phoenix would meet Reigen Arataka and actually kinda fucking hate him
#nick is just a hater he just is#reigen gets framed for murder#nick has to defend him#he’d eventually come to kind of respect him after having to investigate with mob or something#and from talking to serizawa and hearing about him n stuff#you guys have to listen to my shitposting now im sorry it’s the rules#ace attorney#mob psycho 100#mp100#crossover#??? or something#phoenix wright#reigen arataka
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wait yeah hold on how the hell did edwin open a door from hell to earth? like if powerful beings like the night nurse or certain demonic entities are necessary to open and close doors to other planes (especially hell where souls being trapped there is kind of the point) then what the fuck did edwin manage to pull off? did he somehow trick a demon or whatever into opening one? was one opened for one reason or another– maybe upon a demon’s return from retrieving a soul– and he timed it, booked it, and jumped in? there certainly isn’t just some constantly open ever-accessible door at the top of The Endless Staircase considering that would make hell kind of pointless. did edwin payne manage, somehow, over the span of 70 years, to figure out how to open a door from limbo/the staircase to earth by himself? am i just missing something here?
#i know (i believe?) that in the comics he doesn’t escape via his own efforts- something happens with hell as a whole and he gets yoinked out#as an unintentional byproduct if what i remember is correct#and the show rewrites that narrative completely so that it’s His persistent efforts that get him out eventually#so point is we can’t really look at the comics and get an answer from there cause. this didn’t happen in the comics#it’d be real fucking wild if he learned to open a portal himself somehow–#ohhhhhh what if that explains his specific expertise in mirror travel?#that leaves the question of where the hell he’d get the research materials to do such a thing but. that’s something that could be explained#somehow if they wanted to#every once in a while a person frozen in limbo is a magic user and he just checks and checks and checks whenever he can for any books they#might have in their bags#or maybe he learned something while with the previous demons that owned him. memorizing an incantation he hears when a portal is opened.#something like that. idk#point is it can be explained Somehow with a little bit of fanagling#I really hope i didn’t miss some huge fact in the show that explains all this and I don’t look real stupid right now#rambling#edwin#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#I should not be awake right now god help me
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thank you to @spaceacebreakface for sharing my EXACT brainwave. yay doodles based off of this
#i havent posted doodles on this blog before i dont think. if i do start doing it regularly youre getting a LOT of domestic fluff#i think about them so much#btw. my headcanon is that eventually hc’s self esteem issues would improve to where he’d take off his eyepatch.#around xie lian#so imagine this a couple years postcanon maybe#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#hua cheng#xie lian#hualian#doodle#sketch#mxtx#art#digital art#my art#lmao
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As much as I love fics where pigsy finds MK on the street and can’t bring himself to call the police wether that be because he thinks MK’s parents abandoned him or he thinks MK will be sent to foster care, I do wish to see more fics where Pigsy gets police and doctors involved but in the end is met with a cold case and more questions than answers. I’d love to see Pigsy trying to get a DNA test on the child he found only to be refunded and apologized to because the test “didn’t work”, putting up “found” posters all over town before taking them down because he thinks anyone who lets their child run away naked and doesn’t run after them shouldn’t be a parent, I want to see Pigsy do everything he can to find out what happened to the kid and watching the world give up on them as years pass.
but more then anything I want to watch people try and make sense of the child from nowhere and no one.
#Also you know#I reject the idea that Pigsy would think himself qualified to parent#Or that he’d want to parent at first#Though of course he eventually gets attached through the power of#found family#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk pigsy#pigsy lego monkie kid#lmk mk#Lil MK#faniction#fanfic ideas#lmk fanfiction
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i feel like i give off the wrong impression on this blog. like, yeah, i would do unspeakable things to and for and especially with shizun, but the way i love him transcends the physical. my heart fills with affection whenever i think of shizun, rather than carnal desire. my first thought is pure. my second is a bit sad. and my third is horny. that’s the order of things.
#shen qingqiu#shizun#drawing shizun’s feet got me thinking you know…#basically yes. i would love him if he was a worm#shizun is shizun#i’d get him a little worm robe and a worm fan and worm food and give him little worm pats on the head#i’d get him a nice enclosure… i’d let him be happy however he’d wish#like yes i would mourn the feet and the hands and the neck tendons and the clavicles and the ears and the nose and the lips and the eyes and#but that’s because anything of shizun’s is to be cherished. and if we cherish something we must eventually mourn it#anyway yea. stan shizun respectfully
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rin who makes it his objective to find u and get your number when he rewatches his recent game and sees you in the bleachers. you look absolutely stunning, eyes wide with excitement and you give the camera a small smile as well as a wave - and he cannot focus on analyzing the gameplay any further. he just wants to make sure the next time you’re at the stadium, watching his club play, it’ll be in his jersey and with your heart full of him only :(
#pleaseeeeeee love at first sight </3#he’d never think such a cliche could apply to him. but it does#he eventually gets in contact with u with the help of his teammates ( who tease him to no end and talk his ear off for being so whipped )#you think it’s some sort of prank at first when he texts you on social media - but soon come to realize that he’s serious about it#serious about you <3#rin itoshi#rin itoshi x reader#bllk x reader#blue lock x reader#itoshi rin#itoshi rin x reader#✩ rin.drabbles
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I’m a big twdg Nick fan so I feel like he would’ve been a great addition to any moments in the games but the games are stupid and kill him off despite us having the option to save him twice like why? 😭😭
Like imagine his reaction to them all finding Luke and Jane it probably would’ve been so funny probably would’ve been like “hey it’s not me making the bad choices this time” lmao
I also love the idea of him being a big brother type figure to Clem like Luke is.
#you were one of the greats nick#if he was still around and was protective of clem he probably would terrify louis at first#but he’d eventually get used to him#him and luke being clouis shippers but still 100% ready to kick his ass if he hurts her#though louis is horrified at even the thought of hurting her#plus clem could handle it#sorry turned the tags into clouis for a moment because I love them#but anyway nick deserved better#the walking dead#twd#the walking dead game#telltale the walking dead#twdg#twdg nick#twdg luke#twdg jane#twdg clementine#twdg clem
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