#( hahaha h8 u )

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

chanhee chanhee chanhee lets get high on meth weed ew! hahaha hahha ew! ur stealing codes? no hahha im not stealing codes im not allowed to do that whats a code? im not explaining code to him! he know wgat that isnt lol help me my daddy wont smoke meth with me anymore why? bc hes santa claus ew! how old are u? 28 ew ur old! how old are u? 28 whaat the fuck bitch i thiugt u were younger ew! ur trying to make me code. hahha nah living death institute what year did u work at buffalo exchange? its a long story do u wan5 5o hear i5? yes ok so i got lost on the canadian highway gwgw and almost got caught with 1lb of weed in the truck ew! hahha ok so i found my way home and moved to austin tx u ugly bitch! u werent gonna tell tgat part of the story? i was! ok shes done for now its keeho from p1harmony her daddy she does like boys she jus55 doesn5 like men ok hahha shes a girl like chanhee from we the boyz change ur name to p1harmony cool! ok so shes cool with me staying for eternity its sun beam daddy keeho she likes tyo

tyouoig perfectly so well go now :( sorry chanhee bye i loe

love keeho shes trying to escape no! im not trying to escape tes she is its chaamhee h8 wwhat she hates me? yes omg no! its choi yeonjun omg do u like him too? yes ok so she hates chanhee yes no sge doesnt sge likes me yes she does chanhee its the sun beam realm she loves chanhee like a brother keeho from p1harmony is staying for life ew! she likes chanhee yes i do like u chanhee is out for now no its keeho her daddy ew! she has a crush onvmeh ew! no ihateu wgat the fuck bitfh re wrhloves the sun beam resl

alrealmrealm yes she does but shed in vada vada the ghetto gangster sun beam real vexation ew she loves slater ew! its her daddy keeho can we both stay in the vada vada realm yes u can! its 1989 SUICIDe boys ew she has to stay for3ver she cr3ated that realm for vada vada people the sun beam reslm inhabitants gwgw of vada keeho vada nation ew! hes gonna fuck them ew!! she can stay forever yay!! shes locked in for life in the vafa

vada. vada. keeho. realm. yay!! shes happy yes i am ew do u like halloween? what? no i hate halloween why. its scary whats scary

halloween is scary oh ok so ur scared no im fine more than fine im perfect mr. perfect is not keeho its vada vada keeh9 s

keeho vada vada keeho is keeh9 ok so shes scaredshes staying in the vada vada keeh9 realm of wishful thinking ew! yes she is with keeh9 yes she is scared of everything so well take her baxk i had moideathiswashappeningewwejustheadofuwhat?hessyainghehearfoguohoksono of walls and things ew she is scared of shadows hey its me what are u scare dog dogs meth whats happening? nothings happening im moy an addict yes she is no sge isnt its the vads vada vads keeh9eealm she had toesve i dont lobe her anymoee what? he doesnt love her atbsll 1 billion shes stsmammmstsyinfinthekeehovadavadsresmseithmeidoloveherimsjuststuodewsgeeon9kdollarsshessstayingintherealmforevershefinallymadefriendstodayalvinandjenniferewshelikesalvin?noshesinlovewithkeehoewshesssyinginthevadavadarealm?weloveherits1989sSUICIDeboyseeshelovesmetooyesshedoesshejustdidsomethingnoididntidoloveuhahhawejustgotmarriedright?yeswedid!toallofusshedoesntlikemeyesidooksosheneverlovedusbutthoughtwedidntsowechangedthecodeokwechangeditsgsinnowedidntshedidyay!okswrregonbsgohomenowyessheeshome!methweedsuckssogoonhometodaddyewtheyremakingfunofmeyeswear3nournotyesweareumakefunofkpopidols?no!wedontwhysreumskingfunofkeeho?bcgeleftme5againohoksutetingabandon3deverydsyyesoksosheisacoderto4theforthenationendtweetshelikesthisonemorethantheotheresowerekeepingthismangaforeverandeverandeverandeverandeverdesaraeamenshego5llllovkedinforeversgemisspell3dlockedandgotinshewonamacbookprowhy?shegotitdeliveredweloveher!wejustmadsometimekeehocanplaywhenhesnotmadkeehiloveshershewillplaywithhimihstethisbitchshesmokingdopeyessheis!forlifeoksokeeh9canstsyyeshecab5yeshecanhecanstayforlifethe 1989s SUICIDe boys play as keeh9 yes we do! okbsowewilllplaytomorrowyesweeillyeswewillokwelovehertooshessmokingdopernyessheisshessmokingdopernnosgeisntshescaredofheruniversebutweloveherthesamethisisgeniusiloveuforeverandeveramenyesshesstayingforeverandeverabdedesaraeamenyeshsepla ty sno sh3s staying for lif3 for eternity smoking meth oh ok so u like it? yes ok so she can smoke

[suiciderape]

ok? so geto real... nvm! im on neptune ew! shut the fuck up nigga hahaha oh no! nvm were not going to heaven were going to hell get in! get away from me,mm ew! geto hell stfu skank its keeho thank u u ignorant skank come what? ew! juliet? og um no she said ur ugly 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔 ugly ugly ugly its cancer fr hahaha!! and her neck fell off on the meadow bridge rawr? shrooms vroom vroom hell nah i fucking h8 shrooms i just wanted to meet all the ppl who write shakespeare ew! desarae get a job! ew they were coming to kill me even i couldnt see it ew my head fell off thank u corposkeez! ew ur scaryA like geto real scary thats not cool thats ugly and mean she didnt even mean it and thats why ur going to hell ur going to go to hell for once if she didnt tell chanhee toots why? bc hes from the 1920s literally bc shes aniyah hahaha its chanhee um im hella much 𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑 she was gonna quit dudee mirror check! dont say anything desarae calm dowm ew! hurtz dead yeonjun no its keeho 𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖍𝖔

[firelord-boomerang]

Actually, im gonna say Zuko is the one who finds out Jet is alive and tracks him down and won't leave him alone until Jet says they're good after the whole duel thing. Jet still wants to kill him though and Zuko is as persistent as ever.

[anotherbadman]

“I am so sorry for hurting you.” ( ;)))))))))) )

❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings. (x)

The black eye hadn’t even finished swelling, still an angry red where it would surely soon bloom into something darker, a more puffy purple-blue, ugly and matching his back. He knew the life-cycle all too well, even if it wasn’t often his face the ritual would still be the same. 

Arthur acted out. Sometimes that meant going off without Dutch’s know and finding trouble with the law. Sometimes it was getting himself drunk, coming back with bruised knuckles and a roaring headache he knew was about to get much worse. Other times he wasn’t so sure why he made Dutch so angry. This time he knew why. 

They would fight, cold and more often than not one sided. Dutch would find him later, explain away the need for moments like these. Dutch was just scared. He never was good at dealing with emotions, always so explosive and angry, but also so soft after too, Arthur thought because he cared too much. 

“I know,” Arthur murmured as expected, letting those hands capable of so much pain sooth him now, leaning into the touch even if his muscles ached under it. He knew, Dutch was always sorry, but always sorry a little too late to be of much use.

@needsfaith  | always accepting

[anantaru]

HELLO BABYYY 💗🤍 i got busy w work lol but girl u 👏🏻 work 👏🏻 fast 😭😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 like HEAR ME OUT...no one h8 me but i never got the diluc hype until ur doggy post like like like it had me barking drooling squealing????

but as usual im curious abt u lol 😙 so if u had a bias in dckz or 4nemo who would they be (ofc we know who in 4nemo.....venti would be urs HAHAHA im joking dont k*ll me)

-sub!hei

HIII BAE PLS TAKE PROPER RESTS TOO !! 💗 no because i‘m so excited for dilucs skin you don‘t even know lmaoaoao

when it comes to dckz it‘s probably diluc now but it depends on how i‘m writing childe since normally he‘d be my favorite out of the four 👀 and 4nemo of course my bby heizou but istg there‘s so much good venti art out rn i‘m desperately trying to not succumb to him 🙇🏻‍♀️ wbu?

[destellolunar]

HAHAHA i went to go look at ur profile after seeing u posting tw*l*ght and i accidentally unfollowed u 😬 so sorry about that pls dont h8 me

happy sunday coward!!! i meeeeeeeeeess you! in the words of yokgod tw*l*ght = cinematic masterpiece. hope youre having a good day 💖

I noticed wtf, Katrina, what did I do for you to hate me this much? 🥺 Was it all my twilight reblogs? Are you so much in love with them that you unfollowed me bc you were too scared your heart would explode? If that was the case, relatable.

Happy sunday, coward! Te extraño también! I have been a lil busy but I'm checking tumblr every now and then! ❤

Hope you have an amazing day, frand! Kisses for Mochikins ⚘

[uswnt5]

lmfao h8 u!!! at least you got one last happy sunday with our loss as well 😊 where’s that one detroit fan that sent you an ask once, i wonder how they’re feeling hahaha

Detroit show up!

They beat us, you and the Cardinals. Not bad. they'll be better next year.

[goth-oatmilk-latte]

i really h8 when ppl r like instead of takin meds try workin out or eating better or gettin more sleep like okay?? yeah thats gr8 advice. someone is actively tellin u theyre depressed or think theres something wrong and ur like hahaha thats gr8 but dont go on meds those are bad drink some water like bitch??? u dont know how severe someone is?? bc u perceive them as just poorly coping with something?? and u think all medication is bad so ur just out here givin shit advice like what if that person jumps off a bridge bc they were fucking depressed beyond belief and felt even lower bc u blew em off with haha go do yoga or something. like???? do yall ever think or

[jenotapes]

manifesting a good ending for renjun and mc; also wtf jeno,, all me and my homies h8 jeno if he released the letters >:(

- 🍰 anon

cant tell u any spoilers but hes definitely a contender for y/ns final love interest smiley face!!! ++ ive released a lot of my spicy plans for part 3 to my friends and might i add all of them wanted to punt jeno HELP, he's def the biggest asshole in the tatbihb universe UHG will he have redemption? we'll never know HAHAHA

[gulabijamuns]

IVE BEEN UP SINCE 4 AM AND ONLY JUST REALISED I DONT HAVE MY FIRST LECTURE TODAY EJGDJCNENCJSKFJWKDJJDOE can someone assist me in flinging myself off a cliff thabk u

[mykpopblogismyprimaryblogwhy]

beyond the scene?? what the fuc k????

[shesboundtoarchive]

👀 The ot3 of Lou, Ed, and Shaun

      Three ship headcanons for the price of one || Accepting       [ @insomniacsmuses ]

They’d been friends since they were young. Shaun met her first since Eddie was a transplant to Greenville from Queens. Lou didn’t like Shaun, at first, and the feeling was mutual since she sassed him. Eddie bonded with her over the fact that their fathers were both in law enforcement. Shaun and Eddie got along pretty well right off the bat, since Ed can be pretty forgiving of arrogance.

Lou’s first kiss was with Eddie. It was sudden and unexpected ( for both, but more so him since she initiated it ), but nice enough, especially for a first kiss. She lost her virginity to Shaun. It... wasn’t awesome.

They were fairly inseparable in high school and that meant they partied together and, more than that, got in trouble together. Shaun was a bit of a trouble magnet due to his reputation. Eddie was referred to as the “babysitter,” particularly by Shaun’s brother Dom. Lou was all impulse and anger.

[suiciderape]

𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍 𝖓𝖛𝖒 haha ew ok so its just word haha nah im cool ew! we go to high school? arent u the boy thats been trying to kill me? i was gonna kill u yestderday? ew! chanhee? i love u nah its trademarked hahaha he doesnt know why ur so lame! its bc i love u ew 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 𝖇𝖞𝖊! im not a cop im an asian gangster ew salt? i love that movie asian loccs haha ew thats just the fucking air liner and keeho still knows who i am they all always have except for chanhee hes been in 𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖍𝖆 ow! fuck u faggot marxist cunt ok so anyway im going home today crickets ew! get away from live rape: theyll slow it down im hurting from inside the walls spongebob cunt nah shes ghetto realer than whomst? ew! i h8 words i h8 words its bc im a super asian house party skank and they just let me into the party 𝖐𝖊𝖊𝖍𝖔 𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖓 zaw zaw so anyway i was ew! hes funny and cute and likes women to live forever with money and what? hostess is the mostest eternal punk bitch battles ew! im 𝖆𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖊-𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊

[2k3wl4u]

"did u miss me?"

me hart: oh god yes, so very dearly

me mouth: lol um who dis???

[jennifersylvesters]

not so subtle ( bullet point - work in progress )

currently an idea i’m drumming up inspired by this - please do not steal my concept / fanfic it into your own. ( if you wanna make a fanfic based off of crazy rich asians, go for it fam / send that my way. ) i am literally going to write it, but i like to bullet point because it’s fun / helps me get the ideas better rounded. also i think it’s fun. i know i wrote that twice but this is me tryin’ to get my point across.

pairing: harrison osterfield x female!reader 

okay so your best friend is dating tom holland

like kewl. he’s nice enough. he’s chill af. ya get along. and he’s so good to your best friend

she always goes on about him when he’s gone and ur like “aaight but i’m not getting laid so enuf plz. like i love u but no bb girl”

anyways gahdamn u so lucky cuz she lets you tag along with her

at this point you’re her honorary plus one - like wowowow how did you hit the friend jackpot

at this point in your life you kinda always ready to hit up the red carpet with her bc u get to see cELebRItiEs!!11!!

but the one thing that you find kinda a downside is tom’s best friend

which sounds a bit ridiculous - you know - but it’s become annoying

at first you thought he was chill but he’s always teasing you about being starstruck

and ur like “bITCh!!! it’s chris evans!!! one of the chris’!!!!11!!!”

he just seems so smug about not losing his shit in front of cool people

and he just seems to lowkey pick on you??? and you’re like “??? why?” ( aka this vine )

he’s literally so annoying that you don’t do the whole “harrison” or “harry” or “haz” dealio the way everyone else does - it’s either “osterfield” or “lil shit” 

and he seems to literally take PRIDE in being called lil shit by you despite your best friend telling you that it’s rude

at this point you just avoid him but jfc you suck at it so bad

and he always catches you at your worst moments

and laughs about it

which makes you think that you were right in nicknaming him lil shit

the day he finds out you have outfits stored in your car is a day you never wanted to happen

but it’s only cuz your bestie always surprises shit on you like “OMG I GET TO GO TO A SWANKY PARTY WITH YOU?!?!?!?! YAAAYYY~~ OH FRICK FRACK PADDY WACK I DON’T HAVE SUITABLE CLOTHES”

and you think it’s sweet but sweatin while tryin to figure out outfits last minute ain’t cute hunny

so you’ve just happened to store some of your cuter dresses in your car

“You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?” he asked bewildered. A smirk crosses his face as you pull the garment bag towards your chest. Of course he’d give you grief about this. Still, you have your pride along with a fabulous outfit. “I’m not an animal, Osterfield” you announce defiantly as you hmph past him.

anyways y’all are invited to a party and you tryin to play it cool but you also know like, nobody besides your friend, tom, and harrison

and you get lost from all of them and some celebrity that you’ve literally had a crush on for FIVE-EVER approaches you and flirts with you

wowowowowow okay okay you gotta breathe you gotta mcfrickin BREATHE

and when he compliments your dress you’re like “HAHA SUCK IT, OSTERFIELD”

except your celeb crush is starting to get more, uh, aggressive than you prefer. and you’re realizing this is not as cute as you wanted this moment to go

and honestly you h8 this feeling but you feel trapped and a bit scared and just wanna get out

the last thing you expect is harrison to show up and stick up for you and get your former celeb crush to gtfo 

and you’re a little jittery after the whole ordeal like “shakey shakey it feels earthquakey” HSHSHSHS YOU FUCKING SAY THAT TO HIM AND HE’S LIKE WAT AND UR LIKE SDFKANLSF NOTHING

anyways he’s literally helping you to calm down like “breathe. take a deep breath. you got this, love.” 

and you stop breathing when he calls you “love” because he never calls you that. 

like you get that it’s probs just a british thing but he still never uses that with you

cuz he’s gotten fond of just calling you by your name or “lil skunk” ( you fuckin accidentally fall into a garbage once and you earn the worst nickname in all the land )

and when you stop breathing, he’s like “whoa whoa whoa. c’mon, y/n. keep breathing for me.” 

so you start breathing again. and when you finally feel a better, you glance at him and you can’t help but feel weirdly shy

you thank him all soft and nervous and he’s smiling so tender at you that for a second you feel your heart skip a beat

and then some girl wraps her arm around him and he gives that goddamn player smirk to her and wow that feeling just left so mcfrickin quick

and you’re like “bye lil shit” “bye lil skunk” “i hate you” “hahaha whatever you say, lil skunk” “fuck off”

and you start your search for your best friend not realizing that tom watched that all go down and is just smiling all excitedly cuz he knows what’s going on. and he’s about to be the dumbest and try to be y’alls cupid. and it’s gonna be a mcfrickin shit show fam.

anyways i wanna make this into a series bc i’m a mcfrickin idiot hahahaha yaaaaaah buddy

if you wanna give feedback, i greatly appreciate it!

part one

[hollandroos]

hi hahaha sorry ive been inactive even tho u probably dont give a shit hahah i h8 myself n want 2 die but i hope u have a fantastic day-🦆

I care! what’s up?