#( food tw )

[ofrubyslpprz]

dorothy’s delights food truck menu

plates. ——- 1 serving of meat with your choice of any two sides and a drink.

meat options: beef brisket, pulled pork, hot honey chicken, and pork ribs.

side options: baked beans, mac & cheese, coleslaw, creamed corn, mashed potatoes, vegetable medley.

drinks. ——- coke products, dorothy’s homemade lemonade ( regular, peach, blueberry, or strawberry ), water.

desserts. ——- slice of pie ( apple, blueberry, coconut cream, french silk, pecan, or banana cream ) | cupcake ( carrot, strawberry shortcake, classic chocolate, blueberry & lemon, s’mores. ) | misc. ( cinnamon roll, banana nut bread. )

special item: pulled pork-cinnamon rolls; arguably her most popular stand alone item. a perfect and surprising savory and sweet combination. available as a single item or in a pack of 2, 4, or 6 rolls.

[d4ughter]

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.” ( Ali. )

          Abigail's brows shoot up, her hand halted in reaching for the last muffin in the basket.      ❛❛   A spoon?   ❜❜     Abigail asks incredulously and raises an eyebrow. The blueberry muffin is picked up, and Abigail purses her lips in thought as she examines it, defiant as ever as she pretends to consider it. She's a little hungry, but Ali clearly has a claim on this piece of desert, so Abigail shrugs and sets the muffin on the table in front of the other woman before turning to the coffee machine. She'd hate to be at the mercy of a spoon... She's hiding an amused smile as she pours her crappy black coffee, her face neutral as she turns back to face Ali.    ❛❛   Do you threaten everyone with spoons?   ❜❜     

[cutiepieautistic]

Stimboard of foods that I'm allergic to :)

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(I'm allergic to citrus,all animal products including gelatin and dairy,caramel,chocolate and roses,and apricots)

Edit: also honey

[odinspattern]

Hvem er det som lager fiskegrateng uten pasta.

Det er ikke fiskegrateng uten pasta, hvis du kun bruker egg, så er det jo en omelett. Med fisk.

Og hvem er det som putter ost og fisk sammen, alvorlig talt.

[chussyracing]

im not even from the uk but when I went there I tried the Colin the caterpillar cake... I approve the hype its delicious omg, I brought back 5 boxes of the mini ones with me and all my family loved it as well those fuckers ate most of them and left me barely any

i went there with school when i was 12 and we lived with the families at the suburbs of london so the only food i remember eating was an egg omelette with mushrooms and green pea from a can for dinner, sandwich with ham and two packs of vinegar and onion chips for lunch and milk with cereal for breakfast.

the grandpa that took us to the meeting place each day had polish roots so he tried talking to us in czech, but his car was so dirty and his driving so horrendous we were too distressed to understand anything besides "kurwa" which is pretty much universal among slavic languages. he came each morning an hour before the rest of the family was up, so we had to make the breakfast ourselves and since it wasn't our hours we were too scared to say no and let their cats sit on the table as we ate (rip my fur allergies).

they didn't have enough room in the house, so we had the guest room with one bed and two mattresses thrown on the floor which was lowkey very uncomfy when our days were spent walking around dozens of kilometers. i called home once in whole 10 days, because for one, it was expensive as hell at the time and we only had one plug adapter between the three of us to charge our phones (but thankfully nokia had good durability).

one day it was between madame tussaud's museum (which i actually really wanted to see) and a big shopping center. it was raining cats and dogs in a typical british manner and madame tussaud's was much much further away, so i chose the more comfy option although it wasn't the one my heart desisered. i got myself a cow pyjamas i wore until it broke apart years after and didn't regret it a bit when the group that went to see madame tussaud's came back to our bus all wet and the teachers told them to mandatorily undress to their undies and they were mad that there was a queue for justin bieber's statue.

my fave part of the whole school trip was the horses by the buckingham palace, the birds and the squirrels and then the trip to the shore with the cliffs and the beach and the sea!!

[mulderscully]

cheese and crackers actually goes so crazy she's like a wife to me

[moonglowmuses]

"i’ve had…more good days with you than with anyone else." ( amanda & john )

amanda's little smile emerged effortlessly. as soon as john said what he did, she reached across the way to intertwine their fingers. "i feel the same way, john," the woman admitted without skipping a beat. "we had some bad days in our past, it is true, but we have way better days now and ahead of us." amanda young wanted a simple life. she wanted to learn how to cook without burning food. she wanted a partner who loved her for her. she wanted to avoid violence. she could not make amends with everyone she had harmed, tortured, and killed, but she could be better and vow not to repeat bad actions.

@fcrafcrtnight

[hobbit-kitchen]

Make Ahead Warm Sandwiches

based on this recipe from Anna/ Cooking the Books on YouTube.

Special Items:

Foil or waxed paper wrappers, large food storage bag, toaster oven or other reheating device

Ingredients:

Sandwich buns of choice (approx. 6 or more)

Deli meat or meat substitute of choice, any flavor, at least 12 oz, gently blotted with paper towel or a clean kitchen towel to remove excess moisture

Cheese slices/vegan cheese substitute of choice, any flavor, approx. 6 pieces

Optional toppings: mayonnaise, mustard, hot sauce, etc., 1-2 teaspoons per sandwich, or to taste

Assembly:

On a piece of waxed paper or foil, place the bottom of the sandwich bun. Spread with topping(s) as desired.

Then, add blotted meat/meat substitute of choice, 1-3 slices, or to taste.

On top of that, add 1 slice of cheese/vegan cheese, or to taste.

Spread the inside of the top bun with topping(s) of choice. Then, place it on top to close the sandwich.

Cover the sandwich well with foil or waxed paper. Store in a resealable bag in the refrigerator or freezer until needed.

To Reheat:

Leave frozen or refrigerator-cold sandwich out while preheating the oven/toaster oven.

Preheat oven/toaster oven to 350 degrees F.

Once preheated, add the wrapped sandwich to the oven and close it.

Bake at 350 for approx. 15-20 minutes, until meat is warmed through, cheese is melted, and bread is slightly toasted.

Serve warm.

Makes approx. 4-10 sandwiches, depending on the amount of ingredients.

Multiple sandwiches may be reheated using the same method by placing wrapped sandwiches on a baking tray.

[wifegideonnav]

YALL i am a CHEF

[dcrkcloud]

starter: your choice ( @dcwnfalls ) location: adult paint night, heights community center

Looking at it, you'd never know Georgia had spent all night on her 'masterpiece'. Holding it at arm's length to get the full picture, she's tempted to hover it at arm's length over the nearest bin, if not a shredder, but she should probably at least get out of the sight of the teacher and other volunteers before she makes her feelings known. She tugs on her coat as everyone begins to pack up, tucking her showpiece under her arm for now. The night still feels young, however, and after that, "I think I need a drink," she sighs. "I don't know why I was a little hopeful the 'adult' part of the paint night was wine. Care to join me?"

[smallboyonherbike]

making annie's mac and cheese for dinner so i don't have to go out on the icy roads to get more food and OOOOH just remembered i have pesto i can add let's go

[lacependragon]

Lack of cooking updates real.

We bought a Magic Bullet to make smoothies. I drink one every day. And last night I made ribs for the first time!

[carnival-stims]

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choccy cake stimboard...

[hobbit-kitchen]

Dip for Frozen Waffles (Pancakes, Fruit, etc.)

modified from this original recipe by Kylie Sakaida, an RD on YouTube

Requires:

1 storage device with lid

1 mixing utensil

1 Tablespoon measuring spoon

Recipe:

2 pots yogurt, any variety (ex. regular dairy, or non-dairy almond, coconut, soy milk), between 4-6 oz each, total of 8-12 oz

2-4 Tablespoons nut butter of choice, or to taste

Optional: maple syrup, honey, or sweetener of choice, to taste

Optional: ground cinnamon, vanilla flavoring, cocoa powder, to taste

Method:

In the storage device, add the yogurt.

To the yogurt, add nut butter of choice.

Mix well to combine yogurt and nut butter. Check for flavoring.

If desired, add sweetener of choice, as well as additional flavorings in small amounts, tasting between additions.

Give a final mix. Cover with a lid and store in the refrigerator when not in use.

I road-tested a gluten and dairy-free version of this dip on my parents for my best friend, who has severe dairy and gluten allergies. That recipe is below.

10.6 oz vanilla almond milk yogurt

2 heapred Tablespoons peanut butter

1.5 Tablespoons maple syrup.

Blend all ingredients well. Spread on a cooked waffle or other item(s) of choice.

My parents liked the dairy-free, gluten-free version I made. It's genuinely easy-ish to do and will last a while in the fridge.

[dcrkcloud]

starter: serin ( @serinxo ) location: national croissant day, sunrise cafe

Georgia isn't usually this generous, but there's something in the air today ( the scent of freshly baked croissants ) and she finds herself making an offer the person waiting behind her hopefully can't refuse. "Do you want to go halves for a dozen pack? Seems like overkill for just me, but it's better to buy a few." One definitely isn't enough, twelve is too many... Yet, six alone isn't enough for her to feel like she's taking full advantage of the discount. Honestly, she shouldn't complain that these days this is the biggest dilemma of her day.

[hellsgreatestperformance]

"hey i got you lunch. hope you like tacos. you're not on one of those lemon cleanse things or something right?"

@andact1on

「🕸️❝ Lemon wha' now? ❞ Oh, some sort of diet thing. He scoffs. ❝ Bitch, 'ave ya seen this figure? ❞ He sensually runs his hands along his chest and down to his hips. ❝ Ya tryin'na say somethin', birdy? Ya ain't tryin'na get on my bad side, are ya? An' here I was 'bout ta give ya a thank yuh kiss. ❞ 」