#( dead d o v e do not eat )

[yourgirlsarchived]

“That’s a watermelon, ma’am.” Olra to Carol

"Yeah it is." She pats her stomach with a laugh that could be described as nervous. "I don't know how it got like that. I mean, I swear yesterday it was just a bump. Now my flykid is just BAM there. It makes it very very real." And terrifying. Utterly terrifying.

[mythicmin]

Overwatch NSFW Alphabet(s)

MDNI!! If you are under the age of 18, please DNI. Character requests are OPEN. Just slide into my ask box and specify which character you’d like to see :)

𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆 𝑴𝒄𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒆 / 𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒚

A = Aftercare ;

McCree is a firm believer in aftercare. Chances are you aren’t getting up to do ANYTHING for at least an hour. (unless he has somewhere he needs to rush to.) Need to pee? He’s gonna carry you. Thirsty? Hungry? Give him a second, he’ll be right back with your favorite drink/snack.

B = Body part ;

You can’t look me dead in my eyes and tell me he isn’t an ass man. He’s practically obsessed with it. Doesn’t matter where you’re at or who you’re with, chances are he’s got his hand on your ass or in your back pocket.

C = Cum ;

Bro is definitely a slut for facials if he can’t cum inside of you. There’s just something possessive about it, like he’s marking you as his.

D = Dirty secret ;

Secretly wants to get topped, cmon he’s a cocky little shit. Put him in his place and make him beg for you. ❤︎︎

E = Experience ;

I am a firm believer in thinking he’s got some kind of old fashioned way of thinking. He knows what he likes, but doesn’t have much experience with it. I know we all love fuckboy McCree, but him being a virgin makes me giggle.

F = Favorite position ;

Doggie. Need I say more?

G = Goofy ;

Bro is a whole clown in bed and you can’t change my mind. He knows how to act serious when need be, but he always wants to see you smile. Even if he’s balls deep in you.

H = Hair ;

I think he manscapes a bit, he’s never bare though. There’s always some sort of hair framing his cock, clean shaven just isn’t his style.

I = Intimacy ;

Lil western baby treats you like the princess/prince you are. Sure he loves fucking your brains out, but making love to you is another favorite past time.

J = Jack off / Masterbate ;

I don’t really know to be honest, I feel like he’d think he’s too busy to get himself off. But maybe it’s just hidden cockiness that only you can get him off.

K = Kink ;

Anal. I know this man eats ass as well. I just know it. Bro also definitely has a daddy kink. (or maybe that’s bc i’m projecting bc he’s so fine.)

L = Location ;

Anywhere.

M = Motivation ;

He really gets going when you slowly touch his arms/chest while making eye contact.

N = No ;

Sadly, threesomes. I think he’s just too possessive.

O = Oral ;

He loves both giving and receiving, but he enjoys making you fall apart with his mouth. Playing with that cigar should’ve warned you he was gonna be a beast with his tongue.

P = Pace ;

Whichever you want. He can deliver both fast or slow.

Q = Quickie ;

Loves them. Especially if y’all are out and about doing something.

R = Risk ;

He literally doesn’t care if y’all get caught with him balls deep in you.

S = Stamina ;

I feel like he cums fairly fast, but can go for a few rounds.

T = Toys ;

He’s iffy on them. He wants to be the one to make you feel good, but watching you thrash against the vibrator he’s holding gets him feeling some typa way.

U = Unfair ;

He’s so mean sometimes, bro is a WHOLE ASS tease and he knows it.

V = Volume ;

I don’t feel like he’s overly loud in the moaning or groaning criteria, but he’s definitely a smooth talker blowing your back in.

W = Wild card ;

Pull his hair while he’s giving you head and bro is putty in your hands.

X = X-ray ;

6” soft , a lil over 7” hard. (circumcised)

Y = Yearning ;

I SWEAR THIS MAN CAN TURN HIS SEX DRIVE OFF AND ON DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH OF A COCKY BASTARD HE WANTS TO BE.

Z = Zzz ;

Always waits until you’re asleep first.

god i love this man.

hope you enjoyed!! lmk who y’all wanna see next ! ❤︎︎

[s4turnzbarzzz]

michael myers (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested: no

Tw: smut

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

michael wont stick around after sex, your on your own to clean up

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

he likes his arms because he knows how strong he is

his favorite body part of yours is your neck because he loves the sounds you make when he chokes you

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

he will cum anywhere but prefers to creampie you, he likes the way his cum drips from your overly used hole

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

he loves it if you try to fight back but hell never show it

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced but he learns fast

F= Favorite position

missionary, he loves how he can see himself thrusting in and out of you, he also likes that he can choke you and see your facial expressions

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

hes serious, not because hes a dick or anything, he just struggles to laugh if you crack a joke and doesnt see the point in being aything but serious during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

he isnt groomed and he doesnt care if thats what you prefer. hes never had the time to focus on that and youll just have to accept it

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

hes rough with you, he only really has sex to get himself off but he will subconsiously learn what you like and will eventually get you off too

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he doesnt really jack off, why would he need to now that he has you?

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

dacryphyllia (crying), knifeplay, bdsm, choking, manhandling, hair pulling, primal play, voyeurism, cnc

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

anywhere, as long as youre the last survivor

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

he gets off on stalking and chasing you, especially if you put up a good fight

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

hell try anything once, but you have to suggest it

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he prefers recieving because he knows hes in control. if you ask him really nicely im sure hell eat you out though

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes fast and hard, he has really high stamina so i hope youre ready for at least 6 rounds and then some after he gives you a break

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he prefers to take his time with you but wont tyrn down the oppertunity to have a quicky

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

he will try new things but you have to suggest something first for him to consider it

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

hes got really high stamina so he can definently go 6-7 rounds without a break, but if he takes a break its 10-12 rounds

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes not a fan of toys but if you want them hell let you use them on yourself

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

he'll tease you but he wont tease himself or let you tease him

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

the most youll hear from him is panting and the occasional groan, hes not loud by any means

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

he would absolutely take photos of you after youre all fucked out

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

11 inches hard, 7 inches soft and hes girthy with afew larger veins un the bottom and sides. his dick also hangs a little bit even when hes fully hard (good luck♡)

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

his sex drive isnt super high but if he sees you doing something hell get hard from watching you while youre oblivious

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

im not sure he sleeps at all actually but no he doesnt sleep afterwards, he just gets up and leaves to do something else

[mrsarnasdelicious]

Body Guard!Sihtric NSFW Alphabet

A = After (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare King!!!

He goes hard on you and of course afterwards he'll make sure you get cleaned up, decompress and are okay. He praises you, telling how well you did for me. He kisses all the bruises and marks he's left on you and then snuggles you up to him until you fall asleep in his arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself probably his hands, arms or shoulder, big man big protecc.

On you, your eyes, they are so full of stars and so innocent, which is not at all appropriate for a woman like you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His loads are average size, but there is so much force behind his orgasm. He shoots so far!

He loves to see his cum drip out of your poor bullied pussy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

The times this man has jacked off on the other side of the door while guarding you, holy fuck!!!!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Expert level. Guy is so knowledgable on kink and he does it sooo well.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy. Guy loves to take you roughly, really dom you and grab at you in that way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can goof around, but usually is quite serious about putting you in your place with his cock.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't really get much puebic hair growth, oddly, it is dark brown, but he usually shaves it, bc it is naught more than peace fluff.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Is actually really romantic. He values intimacy a lot. Being with you isn't just raw sex to put you in his place. He can be super tender and is always very attentive.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Ohoooohoooo you know it! This guy can barely hold it in his trousers every time you even wear a v-neck. The TIMES he wacked one out because of you, hooooo boy!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dirty Talk, Voyeurism, Power play, hunting, choking, edging, overstim, subversion of expectation, hero play, cum marking, bite marking, bondage, punishment and discipline.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He is very fond of pressing you up against doors and walls, though he is really fond of slinking to your bed in the dead of night as well.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Him having to come to your rescue, you being a brat, the way you smirk, your ass, your scent, when you feign being innocent and when you enjoy food/drink/anything so much you moan.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Daddy, bodily excrements, cnc and financial domination.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

OH HE LOVES FUCKING YOUR FACE.

He is defo very fond of eating you out, too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He is more fast and rough, but most certainly does have it in him to take his time on you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He takes every opportunity he can get. Quickies galore baby!!!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Your entire relationship is one big risk, you bet Sihtric is a risk taker.

He is also very experimental and willing to try anything you are up to.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Sihtric lasts LONG! Guy can piston fuck you for 20 minutes straight if you can take it. He usually manages two or three rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He knows you have plenty toys and how to use them to drive you absolutely crazy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Holy fek, Sihtric is such a tease and you know it. He loves to dangle your orgasm in front of you like a juciy carrot and not let you have it until you beg him for it. He is also very wont to use overstimulation.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is a predominantly a grunter/groaner. His volume varies, depending on how likely you are to get caught. He doesn't want to be found out.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Sihtric feels like he does not do his job well unless you are covered in his marks. He can guard you better when you are well and marked up.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oh you know he hung and he uses it well. He is uncut and mostly a grower, though whilst flaccid, he most certainly shows a bit.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Rather high, but is able to put his own needs aside for yours. His desire is very dependent on how you feel.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sihtric is wont to stay awake until you are well and zonked out, making sure you are safe and happy before he can let himself nod off.

[yourgirlsarchived]

"You never know, your little ones might surprise you, mm? Don't borrow stress," Revati chides with a gentle smile. What is happening? She's acting just like her Aunties. Oh, oh no. She's an aunty!

"The madras is already made, just warming, with the naan and the vegetables. The rice is what I'm doing now. I'm cheating a little bit, using the packaged rice that's easy to heat quickly." She explains while gesturing to things here and there.

Instant rice is a sin for family dinners, but here it is a necessity. She sets up the kettle and rice in a tub while listening to Rhodes. Revati is also quietly happy that the food isn't triggering the other woman into illness. That would be horrible. But she does have ginger tea, it steadies her nerves when she's feeling stressed.

"Oh good, I hear so many horror stories from people going into their birth hopeful and coming out with trauma or at the worst, PTSD." Revati's lips pull down thinking of her cousin who refused to go near a gynecologist's office. "Really? I know that some states are quite...rigid when it comes to birth practices after c-sections. Which are terrifying to me. I hope you get another dream birth."

That’s certainly a phrasing she’s never heard before. “Well it won’t be too stealthy for much longer, see how freaking short I am?” Rhodes points out. “Trust me.” She felt like an elephant seal by the end of her first, singleton, pregnancy; what would twins bring? She’s both excited and scared to find out. She’s also very excited to share this experience with her friends, since she and her husband decided to be three-and-done.

Right now, though, all she can properly think about is the food. Rhodes has always been a big aficionado of cuisine, no matter from where it may hail. “Is there anything I can help with? I’m a good help in the kitchen at home.” She is all but attached to Revati by the time they actually make it in there, and salivating just a smidgeon once familiar smells hit her. Smells that, thankfully, do not send her running for a certain porcelain contraption.

“Oh! It really depends on your provider,” Rhodes chirps, eager to explain. “I had a midwife who very much believed that ‘babies come when they want to come’ and that the process shouldn’t be artificially shortened unless there was a valid medical reason to do so. The birth center I welcomed my son in was a dream come true. I’m actually considering birthing these two naturally.” Surgery scared her, and she won’t be scared into it.

[bruciemilf]

Can we see your whole COD roaster you cooked up cause 👀👀👀 it’s a baddies only event I see

OH????? (barely contained joy) SURE I always wanna scream abt them. am not immune to prettyfaceism. Im gonna start with TOMMY RILEY??? MY B E L O V E D. Call me Simon the way I’d die for him.

Secondly,,,,,, absolute love of my soul (Simon’s too),,,,,,,, baby girl who could rip my head off,,,, Safiyah my beloved,,,,

BABY GIRL #2,,,,, maybe possibly Simon’s scary ass adoptive daughter,,, she’s so cool I just want to. Chew her. Her name literally means “Mankiller” it’s so. sal-inja. Min- Seung my BELOVED,,,

-

We’re starting off with the babies :’) don’t you just love the exploitation of young people who have no choice but to be in the military. Don’t you.

Alejandro needs a sassy ass niece who can and will call him out on his bullshit and bully him about his forehead. She faded Valeria and would do it again. Will make you CRY. Aliyah,,, my (scary) princess.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLAP FOR THE 313!!!!!!! Clap!!

REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE. REGGIEEEEE. REGGIE. EATING GIM EATING HIM EARING HIM. HES like if marvel allowed the winter soldier to be openly autistic. HE AND ALIYAH ARE MARRIED BTW!!!! THEY HAVE A TINY BABY!!!! It’s as worrying as you might think.

Hawk. Just. Hawk. Boss boy. Loves to bully Price specifically. I’m chewing him with timid savagery. SO much passive aggressiveness between them. Two soccer moms. “I’m gonna kill you soon I think” “you’re a 21 year old minor. Do not talk to me.” (PS, Reggie calls Hawk chief and I think that’s VERY cute)

It ain’t a full story without a tragically happy group clown friend who feels like a burden and dead weight for his friends. I’m giving Cali a kiss on his cheek. Don’t we love a poor little rich boy. “Don’t let my Australian accent and perfect hair fool you. I actually have deep insecurities.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. I’ll buy some later.”

MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND —-

SKY??? SKY ??? HEY SKY HEY SKY HEY. HEY. Someone give him a Xanax. And a nap. And a plane. Preferably not at the same time. HES MY BOYYYT HES MY BOY HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH IM GONNA C R Y.

I’m gonna kiss Mikey on his stupid little face. I’m gonna wrap him in a blanket and

[ebonyslasher]

Can you do an Iguro Obanai version of the nsfw alphabet?

Goddd the Giyuu one was so good

Thank you for your compliment and your request!

Spicy Alphabet: Obanai Iguro

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Iguro looks forwards to being cuddly and affectionate, although he is shy about it. He’s also pretty estatic as well. The most cheerful you'll see him.

'Y/n shared their body with me...their heart, and their whole being. I want to hold them forever...!'

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Iguro: His mind. The ability to use logic in such a complex, yet simple way. Not many others can achieve that. But he can inspire others to think that way, as long as they see the use behind his criticisms

You: Your heart is so pure and strong. You were forgiving, strong willed even through the depressions that afflicted you in life. There was no weird complex about yourself, and you bore your emotions beautifully.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Not much and it's watery, he prefers to cum on your skin. He has had the urge to lick it up...

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He has had sex dreams where his snake has caressed, penetrated, and squeezed you to the point of you crying in pleasure. This dream has now become a fantasy that he loses himself in sometimes.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None*, he is uncomfortable around women.

*Dead Dove, Do Not Eat (DD,DND) hc associated with this, but it's triggering. (also, idk how to black out text on here)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Serious, although he will chuckle at your jokes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Trimmed, although the texture of his pubes is weird like his hair

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Exceptionally. He will not have sex if there's no romanticism or heavy intimacy involved. Having sex is making love and enjoying life with one another. There is no rush, because why would Iguro want to speed through a wonderful life energy exchange? He wouldn't be able to hold your hands, face, body. Kiss you when you're overwhelmed. Proclaim his love for you during.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Does not. Even after his first time. He finds it useless to waste his seed when it can be on you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Energy play, praise, food play, intercrural, anything to do with monogamy

Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom, in the moonlight shining through the window

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just yourself, being vulnerable and open with him, smiling, being adorable

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation, fucking/using the word fucking, Being heavily critical of yourself, conforming to others, misandry

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

It will take a while for Iguro to be comfortable with giving. It will take a lot of encouragement before then. Meanwhile, he’s cool with receiving, but feels guilty about not returning.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow, sensual, loving

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Rather not, it reminds him of the act of fucking -which he hates.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Somewhat. Iguro would like to be presented with some information before trying. But, he wants to make you happy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Moderate. Mayne 2 rounds in one go. At most 3 in a day. It can be as long as you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No to owning toys. Will use them on you if you want 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Won’t tease. He wants to please you immediately.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Low, just out of shyness. Most he will do is whine or state his love for you. And how cute you are.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When he had his first urge, or thought, about making love to you; he started crying. Crying out of fear, frustration, and joy that he could feel something so natural for someone else.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

5.0”. Uncut

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Low

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Will cuddle and sleep with you afterwards.

[professionally-confused]

HI IT'S ME

i probably should've done an introduction earlier but it's ok.

(i will update this)

-Who am I?

I'm Fussel or proffesionally-confused.

I'm a minor.

My name used to be gameboycat33 but i changed it (obviously)

-What do I do?

I draw. I'm not particularly good at it but it's fun :)

I ALSO DRAW REQUESTS FOR FREE (any fandom really) PLEASE PLEASE ASK!!!! I NEED INSPIRATION

-In what fandoms am I in?

I will do this alphabetically.

A- Azumanga daioh Alfreds Playhouse

B-

C- class of 09' Cry of fear

D- deltarune Daria

E- Edna and Harvey breakout

F- Fran bow

G- Gravity falls Gorillaz (does Gorillaz count as a fandom?)

H- Harveys New eyes

I- I have no mouth and i must scream Invader zim into the spiderverse

J-

K-

L-

M- Mandala catalouge

N- Nimona Nyan~ neko sugar girls

O-

P-

Q-

R-

S- Sally face South park Starstarspace

T- Team fortress 2 Torkel in trouble

U- undertale

V- Vocaloid

W-

X-

Y-

Z-

Im also working on a tf2 OC account!!

The bands/singers i like:

Korn, Slipknot, weezer, Gorillaz, Yeastie girlz, Vocaloid, Joost Klein, Insane Clown Posse, Tyler the creator, Al yankovic, Beastie Boys, the chats, Pisse

Fav songs:

-Yeast Power by yeastie girlz

-Wait and Bleed by Slipknot

-eat my rotten meat by Mc Bushpig

-Pub Feed by the chats

-Genius Of Love by the Tom Tom Club

-California Über Alles by Dead Kennedys

Also check out my OC account @meet-the-keykeeper !!

Thats it :))

[vocalux]

just some information from my oc . using just as a archive for this ? ( handwriting done digitally because i ' m lazy ) still changing his hoard

Name ; Kaiton , Kai , Emik

Age ; 2578 years

Birth ; 84 / 10 / ??

Zodiac Sign ; Tnix

Height / Weight ; 2 , 30 cm / 120 kg

AGAB ; AMAB , ADEAB , Misx

Genders ; Transgender , Instramasculine , Neoboy , Voidmasc , Clutterboy , Meatguy , Horrormasc , Zombcatgender , Gorething , Gorenaturic , Goremonsterboyic , Horrorenjoyic , Sanguigender , Murderthing , Nyctobscurthing , Cannibalritic , Cannibodiment , Bloodycatgender , Bloodik , Bloodaesic , Heartbloodial , Bloodsoundic , Bloodecored , Huntgender , Sancaninic , Sangatic , Devotiharmic , Autogoric , Forgorticpup , Obsessivelover , Obsessiveblood , Corruptegodic , Wilddoggender , Cannighostwolfgender , Luminanotteic , Abandonic , Whitegender , Bluegender , Tiredlexic , Bloodlexan , Patheticlexic , Nightchaosial , Nightskyic , Nightmarfallic , Gendernightdream , Glanmoonic , Kaiorayn , Nightgender , Doodlestarric , Coldeasen , Huempreure , ADHDgender , Mogaifixin

Sexuality ; Unmascpreferic , Violentsexual , Autosexual , Vocasexual , Atomoromantic , Arromantic , Cannamor , Cannteros , Aural Attraction

Pronouns ; No pronouns

CisIDs ; ADHD , IED , HsFD , Depression , Hypersexual , Dermatophagia , Pyromania , Erotomania , Nosocomephobia , Intrusive Thoughts , Hypoempathy , Cisvestic , Cannibalist , Autocannibalist , Powers , No blood , No organs , Cold body temperature , Rotten smell , Dead , Alcoholic

TransIDs ; Transconsang , Transfamily , Transchildhood , Transyear , Transorgan , Transbark , Transscent , Transplushie , Transangel ( AmorID ) , Transhibernation , Transdating , Transhappy , Transalive , Permamask , Permabandaged , Permavictim , NullDNA , AmorID

Paras ; ( Andro ) voicephilia , Iraphilia , Plushophilia , Cheirophilia , Somnophilia , Spectaphilia , Agrophilia , Apognophilia , Hematolagnia , Masochism , Cannibalism Kink

Others ; Hyaecarnic , Voidnominal , Demon 4 Angel

Species ; Demon

Likes ;

— Cannibalism

— Blood

— Max 𖹭

— " Dead Dove Do Not Eat "

— Gloves , socks , ear protectors

— Write gore stories

— Collect plushies

— Make songs

— Killing ( especially angels )

— Scissors and knives

Dislikes ;

— Max ' s 𖹭 father and mother

— His father

— Government

— Children

— Rules and laws

— Humans

Handwriting ;

[ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z - i ' m gay ]

[yourgirlsarchived]

@illbringthechaosmagic​ said  ⁂ my muse takes a bullet for yours

They’d been walking, just a late night stroll to see the stars and enjoy the quiet. Thanatos hadn’t been expecting to see the red trained on the back of Wanda’s head. He just - he had a feeling. When he sees it, he moves her immediately. 

She is a living, breathing, mortal. He is a being that will never truly die. Why would he hesitate? Though, as the sensation of heat and torn skin dully enters his awareness, he’s sure his love is going to have words for him.

[slutsssphobia]

Hi girlie <3💅

Do you write NSFW alphabet? If you do can you write for Sanemi?

Thx for your time!! :)

I been waiting so long to do this! 🔪💌❤️

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sanemi would get a cold rag and clean you up first before himself, he would rather help you before himself

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part is his hands or his dick.

He loves his dick because he knows it makes you feel stuffed

His hands because they can finger/jerk you good

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He usually isn't that clean with cum, basically he would come anywhere on you. Face,mouth. Anywhere

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He secretly wants to have a 3some with you and giyuu or obanai, just the thought of it makes him hard.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He only did it once and it was a one night stand but after he met you he learned so much more.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style,pretzel dip, lotus

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's dead serious there's no joking it will turn him off completely

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn't shave but he keeps it trimmed, the carpet matches the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's really romantic, he'll turn a calm shower into a full on make out session to a full on harsh fucking.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He hasn't really done it ever since he got together with you. There is no need when he has you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He has a power kink, when he dominates you it really gets him going. He also has a maid kink? He likes when you wear the dress it makes you look submissive

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Legit anywhere. "Really on the floor sanemi?" "Fuck yeah I'm horny"

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Basically when you pretend to do something innocent with dirty intentions. It just makes him harden.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

If you laugh during sex, it makes him think you aren't serious with the moment(it makes him feel like you don't want him) if you mention anyone person's name during sex he's of fof you and in a bad mood.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's not into recieving more than giving. But don't get him wrong you would eat/suck you anyday

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's very fast and rough unless you want it slow (especially if it's your first time) he's down for anything you are but sometimes he loses himself when hes pounding into you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

YES. He loves them. If he has to fuck you really bad he'll pull you into the nearest area and fuck you right then and there. If someone sees or hears you guys that's a bonus to him. Now they know your his.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yep, he's one to take risks. I think he has a humiliation kink so if someone sees, bonus.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last up to 3 rounds then he's out like a light right after he cleans you up

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own any. He thinks they are useless (he maybe has a collar but y'know you might find that out later)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He's such a fucking teaser he will have you begging and crying for him. Sometimes he's a bitch and will leave you there begging.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not that loud he lets a few grunts and that's it. (One time he moaned a little too loud when you were giving him head and he never moaned like that again.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When you leave your underwear on the floor by accident he might just use it to get off. You'll have underwear missing left and right.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A good 7 when hard 5 when soft

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually doesn't fall asleep but if he's forced to he'll do it after he's done taking care of you.

[s4turnzbarzzz]

bubba (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested:no

Tw: smut

A/N: bubbas one of my favorite characters so this will be longer

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He tries his best to be comforting after sex, especially since hes self consious and wants to make sure youre okay even if you were on top

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

He likes his arms the best since he knows theyre strong

he loves every part of you but if he had to choose itd be your stomach

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

Hes usually not messy but if hes had a rough day hed cum on your thighs and stomach

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

while hes a killer he can get very self consious of his body and doesnt mind if you top him half the time

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced,, like he knows how to have sex but he doesnt at the same time? like he knows the basis of how it works but he doesnt know all the details if that makes sense

F= Favorite position

if youre on top he prefers riding since he knows that you have control of the situation and he feels like he wont crush you but if hes on top its missionary since he gets to see every expression you make and the way his cock forces a slight bulge in your stomach

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

after he gets comfortable with you, he can be pretty goofy sometimes, especially if thats how you are during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Hes not groomed, we all know that. hes from texas and hes busy back at the sawyer household. he doesnt have time for keeping himself kept down there and he honestly didnt think that hed ever have sex with someone like you so he never bothered trimming anything

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

he tries his best to be intimate but hes not from a household that really shows love in any way other than providing food so he ends up being rougher

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

like ive said earlier, hes busy and doesnt really have time to jack off, plus he has you so he doesnt really need to

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

praise, oral fixation, pegging, breeding

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

he prefers to have sex in private areas, he doesnt want anyone to see whats his

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

if you wear something skin tight hes gonna be dragging you to a secluded area within seconds

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

if he sees you crying or youre in pain hed stop completely even if youre okay, he doesnt want to hurt you even accidentally, if youre not in pain youd have to convince him that youre okay before hed continue

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he loves giving and recieving, he might not be the best at giving but hell try his best and would take critisism as long as youre nice about it

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes at a normal pace but hes rough with his thrusts, if hes pent up he wont last as long but if hes not he can go aout 2-3 rounds

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he doesnt like quickies, he likes to make love with you and he cant do that if hes rushed

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

hell try some things but youll have to talk to him about it first

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

he can go 2-3 rounds and they can last from 15-30 minutes

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes fine with using toys but if you want to use them on him youll have to make sure hes okay with it and talk to him multiple times to reassure him that you wont hurt him

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

hes pretty fair and if he cums before you hell eat you out or fuck you until you cum as well

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

he whines, grunts, groans, any noise you think of hes made it in bed, and he is loud too

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

if you let him hed eat your ass and vice-versa, he also wouldnt mind fucking your ass either

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

he grew up eating lots of protein so id say hes around 6-7 inches and girthy as fuck, hes uncircumcised and hes got 1 prominent vein on the bottom of his dick thats really sensitive too

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

hecan go at it whenever, hes always a little bit horny for you so if you mention that you wanna have sex hes down too

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

hell try his best to clean you up first but having sex takes it out of him if hes on top so hed fall asleep right after he finishes making you comfortable

[elysia-nsimp]

Tagging: @queerlordsimon @thesunshineriptide @aetherphobia @end3rm1st @ladyzsgolla (lemme know if you wanna be tagged)

Hiiii this is a long one because. Yknow we say a lot of weird shit.

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 6

Uhhh CW: cursing, joking mockery, threats of violence (all joking I prommy!!), sexual innuendos

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Idia: YOU CALL THIS A NETHER FORTRESS? IT'S MORE LIKE A NETHER APARTMENT

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Lilia: I want to sit in the fire chair and I want to touch the disease book

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Floyd: Btw I got some candy you want some 🍬🍭

Azul: Did you check for blades?

Floyd: yeah

Floyd: no blades but I found this 🥄

Azul: Is that a spoon???

Azul: Who puts spoons in candy??

Floyd: cool people with vans apparently

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Cater: My illness is that I like men

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Floyd: I will break ur spine with my love

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Sebek: All of my family members got the talent of art but I didn't.

Silver: I dunno, that was a pretty good dog you drew earlier

Sebek: Oh come on, don't even go there, you know better

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Ace: the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdejekyll

Deuce:

Ace:

Cater:

Deuce: get out

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Jade: Eyes are kinda like Jewels. which Is why I like to collect them :)

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Leona: I'm way too stoned to go into the danger zone

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Floyd: Loafers, loafers, loafers, loafers. . I have an eye for loafers

Azul: I can tell

Floyd:

Azul:

Floyd: loafers-

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Ortho: That's why I got the party sized bag of Doritos

Azul: Idia is his own party.

Ortho: He is his own party

Azul: Do you just bring the party with you where you go?

Idia, deadpanned: that sounds draining.

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Crewel: The Overhead Sun is when the sun is overhead. DO YOU HEAR ME? T H E O V E R H E A D S U N I S W H E N T H E S U N I S O V E R H E A D.

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Ruggie: but what if I want to eat the hunger

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Lilia: Dead sucks. Just ask, well, nobody because they're dead

Lilia: haha, dad jokes

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Ruggie: I'm so hungry I could eat my own hunger :))))

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Savanaclaw Student B: what's a single kid gonna do?

Yuu: a lot, actually. i plan to take over the world, catch all the legendary Pokemon, overthrow the champion, and whoop your ass

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Lilia: Okay Malleus, what did we learn about awakening the ancient ones?

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Idia: I will not accept Sans' banana.

Idia: WAIT THAT SOUNDED BAD

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Ace: When I die I want to be baked into a chocolate cake alive

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Floyd: We have that psychic connection, we're just built different

Jade: …yeah

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Lilia: What if Bigfoot takes off his fursuit before making fudge

Trey: I don't think Bigfoot making fudge naked will make me want to buy it more

Lilia: Who said he was naked????

Trey: He took off his fursuit!

Lilia: People usually wear clothing under their fursuit?? Like underclothing??

Trey: Still don't think I want bigfoot making my fudge

Lilia: I love that we're skipping past the fact that I am insinuating that bigfoot is a furry

Trey: Ehh…

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Lilia: Consider this: Bigfoot is just Mr. Clean's fursona

Jade: I could see that– the psychology in that-

Jade: Being so obsessed with cleanliness that you revert to the total opposite, living in the woods; the wild, being one with the dirt. .

Lilia:

Jade: Hey look at these nice shoes!

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Grim: Imagine waking up in a strange new world and looking inside the bag that was given to you upon waking up only to fucking find human ears

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Jade: I would never threaten a moose. An elk on the other hand, I'd fuck it up.

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Floyd: Heyy, you want some candy? They're good. A dollap something, a Squirmy... ooh! And this one's my favourite! It's from the floor

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Floyd: Now THOSE were some slurpy tentacle sounds

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LilIa: aaAAAUSGHHHSHHHHHHHNNNNNNGgggGerrrrrrr. . . That's what creativity sounds like, trust me

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Idia: I don't know if I should say 'Im happy to inform you' or 'I regret to inform you,' but I must inform you that I'm back in my fnaf phase

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Ruggie: head empty. only primal instincts. and shiny things.

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Ruggie: I am here only for picking flowers and shiny gems

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Azul: And now. . ... . when I look in this chest. .. I will see all of my treasures.. .. ..

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Azul, chasing a rooster: Sir? SIR! Sir do you have time to talk about extending your car's warranty??

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Floyd: Ok I'm done being angsty now.

Floyd: I will now be *horny-*

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Epel: Speaking of precious, [breAKS INTO A COUGHING FIT]

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Ace: Skate fast, eat ass

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Trey: Do you need glue?

Cater: If I need glue I will cry.

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Idia: Emotions are wack [finger guns]

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Ace: Jesus my hands are dry... they just like.... snorted.. .... the lotion I put on them.. ... ..

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Deuce: Okayy let's see how well I can do my math homework after having a mental breakdown!

[Deuce looks at the nonexistent camera]

Deuce: Dw it was for an English assignment

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Yuu: Guys, I have an important question for you

Overblot crew: what

Yuu: are you okay, like, mentally

Overblot crew: what kinda stupid question is that? of course not.

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Ace: British people actually exist?

Riddle: Yes

Ace: Damn, that's crazy

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Floyd: It's like being a halloween stripper except they throw candy at me instead of money

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Grim: Ooh, free soul! – hoLY SHIT HOLY SHIT TOO MUCH SOUL TOO MUCH SOUL

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Ace: I was born to kick ass and take names, I'm not just gonna stop bc some adults told me to

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Yuu: I have a history of befriending bastards

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Yuu, at Floyd: "oh boo hoo, I'm so tall I can touch the ceiling 😭😭"

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Lilia: I mean I got a violin case and you don't see me putting baby corpses in it

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Ace: Is thay the one were Jesus rose from the tomato soap

Trey: what

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Floyd: THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A POISONOUS PLANT OUTSIDE OF MCDONALD'S

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Kalim: I befriended a gravy monster

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Floyd: Fuck you. Eats dice.

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Cater: If you avocado squeezes back, it means you are happy

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Floyd: It’s like a slip n slide on a warm summer’s day. Expect its November and you’re sliding in your own liquids.

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Jade: Look out Floyd, the babies are poisonous

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Deuce: His parents was Greek

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Jade: Set the temperature to 420 degrees F and let it cook for 2-3 business days

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Azul to the twins: You don’t have to eat everything that disagrees with you

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Ace: how old were you when you were eleven?

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Deuce: evaporation is the process of elimination

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Rook: goats are the gateway to aromatherapy

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Rollo: the children must be burned

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Floyd: chicken octopus legs

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Deuce: but blue and orange make purple, so…

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Hope y’all like these lmao

Another one is in the works already, be prepared 😄

[ineffablelunatic]

An A-Z of BBC Ghosts

A - Apothecary

B - Bum (Robin misses eating it) and Butt Ho

C - Captain (he's iconic) and Cinderella

D - Dead pigeon

E - Emotional repression (looking at you Captain)

F - Family, family, family (and Fanny and FUUU-)

G - Gun (that cloud looks like one)

H - Humphrey's head (and Havers)

I - It's my death and I get to choose how it happened!

J - Julian (everything he says is a meme)

K - KISS ME, DO IT, PLEASE, KISS ME ALISON

L - Lucy (LIESSSS) and lucky cow

M - MOONAH STON (and monogamy (overrated) and Mexican tea party and morally bankrupt)

N - NOOOO (jumps into bonfire)

O - ooooh (sad plague ghosts noises when the lights are turned off)

P - Pat and the plague pit ghosts (and pillow talk)

Q - Queen's speech (An officer and a gentleman shouldn't be able to see the colour and thickness of the Queen's curtains!)

R - Renounce Satan, witch!

S - Stretcher? (and sUcked oFf)

T - 'Twas my husband, George. I caught him 'pon the groundskeeper, with the butler 'pon him!

U - UNDERSTOOD (Apologies not accepted)

V - Volleyball (RIP Humphrey's head after that)

W - WATCH OUT! (For the sugar)

X - nah I got nothing for this one sorry

Y - You killed my kids mate

Z - snoring noises as Mike's nose is pushed up

[yourgirlsarchived]

He knew exactly what he was doing to her whenever he slowed down his thrusts. While Aurelius is happy to do this, and meant every word he said, he's hyper aware of what could happen if he isn't paying attention to his lover. Though, one could count that as selfish intent. No one would measure up to Anna, so why would he risk her?

In the absence of restricting the brunette's breath, Aurelius speeds up again. Balancing out after a fashion, knowing what gets to her so they don't tip from good and slightly taboo into disaster. He smirks at her cursing, free hand moving to cup one of her breasts, massaging at her before his fingers pluck at her nipple teasingly.

"Until I come, hm?" Aurelius tilts his head, curls shifting with the movement. "It sounds a lot like you want to fucked unconscious, Anna. Is that what you're asking for?"

His hold on her becomes firm, no longer simply resting his hand along her throat and collarbones. Minimal pressure over her throat properly, cutting off blood and her oxygen a little at a time.

& @yourgirlsfriday // cont.

She gasped for air with a rather loud sound of the desperate inhale mixed with a whine of confusion and displeasure when it meant that the man's thrusts had slowed down and became almost too careful, too tender, too soft for her to reach the rough edge of an orgasm. The brunette frowned, panting for air as she looked up at the man hovering above her, lips parted and nearly able to taste his smell on her tongue from how close their faces were, feeling his hand grip her throat tightly enough to bruise as he took control of her breathing. "Shit." Anna cursed softly as enough air finally returned to her system that made her able to think somewhat clearly after the mad chase for pleasure when her lover's hand had tightened long enough around her delicate throat. The brunette was torn between her needs - on one side aching for nothing more than the pleasure of a climax that he was surely about to give her, on the other slightly scared of what would happen if his hold remained just a second too long. "Please." Anna moaned before her rational thoughts had a chance to catch up. His words enough of a catalyst for the fire within her core that began to take control of her needs. She wanted him to fuck her and she wanted to come. If the only way for it was by giving up control and trusting her lover's judgement handing herself over to his capable hands - so be it. "Please, do it again." Anna moaned, hips rocking up into his from the bed, desperately aching for more "Choke me." The woman hummed "Choke me until you come."

[mijoo-teez]

Learn the Alphabet with Mijoo

A: All I know is I’m not a snitch.

B: But grass has feelings! IT’S ALIVE SHUT UP!

C: Chihuahuas are part velociraptor I think.

D: Don’t perceive me. I am a leaf.

E: Everyone, my dog talked to me!

F: For the next five seconds please consider not doing that.

G: Go away. No one wants you tarnishing the vibes of this live.

H: Halloween is the best season, and yes that is my personality.

I: Iron is essential. Eat your iron!

J: Just admit you’re the mafia and I can go back to my cloud and play my harp.

K: Knock on my door. N-n-n-n-nope!

L: Last time you said that I had a bruise on my elbow for two weeks.

M: My mom said she wants to talk to you.

N: Naur~

O: Okey Dokey yo!

P: Puppy! and Probably because you scare people.

Q: Quesadillas are a major food group.

R: Right is this way right?

S: Scary things are fun! Guys?

T: Team? That word isn’t in my vocabulary.

U: Um, you all know I can speak Korean right?

V: Very suspicious

W: Where can I find who asked?

X: X-Ray my brain because I think I’m sensing some LIES!

Y: Yeosangie took my candy so he’s dead to me.

Z: ZEN TIME IS SUPPOSED TO BE CALMING!