#( ask to tag I guess )

[stiffyck]

I’m posting the doodle. Spent like 20 fucking minutes looking for this bitch.

Very self indulgent au where scar can turn into a tiny octopus because I love octopi. That is all.

Bonus

[jesuscrab]

[sabertoothwalrus]

Hi! Maybe you can help point me in the right direction. So with the official confirmation that Felix and Adrien are sentimonsters, I had a thought. Supposedly Emilie was already pregnant and Felix's dad created Felix or whatever, does that mean they're half sentimonster, or is one and not the other? That part confuses me. Especially since they both have rings that control them? Or I might have the wrong understanding of what's going on. Thanks!

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everybody SHUT UP. listen

so no, that is not what happened. I’m fairly certain Emilie artificially inseminated herself via sentimonster. Gabriel knew this, and offered the peacock miraculous to Colt so he could do the same to Amelie.

but

ANYWAY

………………………….

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ASK MADE ME REALIZE

THEORETICALLY. YOU CAN.

Inflict

pregnancy via sentimonster

on whoever you want.

“FUCK you. That’s it. you’re pregnant now. have fun”

like that’s awful hsgahdjdjd why does miraculous ladybug have a precedence set for mpreg. this show is so fucking stupid. I hate here.

(I love this show)

[crazysodomite]

It just feels weird when I make something with no sexual intent and someone turns it that way... Idk maybe I just don't understand what's considered "nsfw" by other people and makes them perceive my stuff that way *gets scared*

[pastlight]

i just wanna quickly say. the second saddest part of people being weird about the myths is that it blocks their ability to have fun with it.

(and i do think part of it is cause we often see pokemon more as characters than animals. i'll take a guess that you probably don't react the same way hearing about typhlosion abducting a woman than you would a regular ass badger)

but taking them at face value is the most boring way to engage with it. you get like maybe the same two pokephilia jokes repeated at nauseam. but look them through a watsonian lens? haven't you seen all the posts about mythology from years ago that keep making rounds all the time?

it's so much more fun to take them not as real stories in-universe but as fucked up fairy tales and myths. imagine someone who grew up with the slaking story trying to explain it to someone who didn't. i'm already thinking about that with my ocs!

all that being said, my favourite story is the octillery one because the narrative thread is all over the place. yes you get the lesson along the way but none of the elements ever truly connect. stuff keeps showing up and getting dropped with no explanation. the father just dies. the sharpedo looking back three times. the magic sword. whatever was happening at the ursaring den while he slept. the beached wailord. bring witnesses. the fact that the kid is a octopus hybrid is NEVER relevant.

"The villagers returned home, and told the people what they had saw." after everything is an objectively hilarious way to end it. im sorry if it's lifted from a real myth but i can't get over how much of a non ending that sounds like.

it feels exactly like reading an old bible story without annotations and having to accept the weird shit cause it probably made sense back then. you're probably missing some context... and you are, in fact! the way he mutilates the ursaring are a reference to the early lake trio lore in the first versions of the creation myth!!!

and hey i get it if they make you uncomfortable, some are pretty dark just like real myths which they were emulating. try to not be weird. get silly with it.

[irregularbillcipher]

rereading the reddit ama

[mychlapci]

SHOW US THE COCKS YOUR MAJESTY

MY COCKS!

[dyke-stuck]

i HATE you ive always hated you ive hated you for all the months weve known eachother every night i dream of killing you until youre nothing but blood and every time i wake up i daydream about it until my idiot fucking tummy makes a noise so i go get breakfast and imagine im feasting on your organs and rhen i go to send you anon hate every once in a while (like im doing right now) but the anonymous button ometimes glicthes for me so i can never tell if my ask is anonymous until ive sent it. anyway. i hate you so much. i hate your stupid drawinfs. i wish youd do my fucking transmasc davekat request already ive been waiting for so long god damn it. i hope you die.

Love, Anonymous

Are you fucking happy. Does this make you feel better. You bully. You scoundrel.

[romanceddawn]

thinking about seto with a god kink again but combined with this pet name i saw someone have him use for yugi:

instead of yugi merely being his disciple, he's seto's little angel and he calls him that every time they play around with religion play in the bedroom

yugi's heart skips a beat every time he hears it because seto always says it with so much love and affection that one would think he's worshiping yugi and not the other way around

[0ddity]

went to the beach today and it was really fun until a guy flashed me in the bathroom right as we were leaving :(

[emilnikos]

I forgot i didn't post this one it exited my mind the second I was finished making it

[there-will-be-a-way]

Sometimes I think that my family is not that fucked up, then I remember that as a child, as a form of punishement, my grandma was tied to a chair and locked up in a room full of mice which she was phobic of and that it's a funny dinner table story that my great-grandfather used to mure his pets into the walls of his house and that my mother doesn't want to know what else he bricked in

[imaginaryfriendwithbenefits]

the reactions to that Quiet On Set Nickelodeon documentary have genuinely been one of the most depressing things I've seen on the Internet in a while.

Like wow, I love seeing everyone's true crime brain hot takes about literal abused children. It's so cool how people are being harassed into outing themselves as CSA survivors. if I stumble across one more shitty depressing tiktok edit of Drake Bell and Amanda Bynes set to Put Me In A Movie by Lana Del Rey I am going to hit someone with my car. their trauma shouldn't be your entertainment and the was the whole fucking point!!!

Anyway. Survivors can't fucking win. If you don't say anything you're complicit and took the hush money and if you do you're using it as a PR stunt bc why are you only speaking up now and either way it's probably your own damn fault bc the only perfect victim is a dead one.

I want to be angry but at this point I'm just tired and sad.

[st-dionysus]

Made a Manhatten Cocktail for my partner and we made out while I was drinking a Kamikaze, call that 9/11 in my mouth.

[parasitic-saint]

old women yuri

[weafurry]

having phasmophobia is so funny in a bit of a sad way sometimes. like. yea I'm scared of something that probably the majority of the population doesn't even believe are real. Yes I'm still a horror fan.

And not to mention the fact that if you search for it the first result is the game instead of the phobia