#( KICK THEIR ASS KARIS! )

[toxooz]

Ponti grants Kari Scary Dog Privilege

[bibliosims]

hello! i wanted to ask where the camera and the pants are from on the third sim in this post: /bibliosims/752582747632156672?source=share? they all look so cool 🫶 thank you so much!

heyo ! tysm <3 !! the camera is tate camera necklace and here are the pants

[dalhia28]

TITANIA AND MOMMY SERSI PART 2

Imagine Sersi's horror upon hearing her 5-year-old niece Titantia pleading with her to open the door after some mothers decided to lock her up because she had defended her new friend by his mistreated son. Sersi had always been a devoted teacher as well as a protective aunt to Titantia and jack.

Sersi: Titania are you there baby?

(Sersi's in panic mode)

Titania: open mommy open

(Titania banging the door crying)

Sersi: OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!

(Sersi yell to the mother's behind her, One of the mother signal the maid to open the door, Sersi try to make a calm expression when she burst in the door to calm Titania who cling tight on her, The other mother's keep there distance watching the scene.)

Sersi: It's okay darling I'm here it's alright

(Calming titania down but her face it's all red in anger)

Titania: Th-they lock me here mo-mommy the-they said I'm a bad girl but i promise you I'm not mommy I'm not.

(Titania said between sob tilting her head to sersi like she's trying to convince her she's telling the truth but sersi didn't even needed her to explain she already know it from the start)

Sersi: I know, you are the most good girl i ever known also the bravest I'm sorry sweetie you been through this, why don't we go home we will have our own party i promise.

(Sersi smoothing Titania, when she give her little nod sersi carry her outside the house then she put her down for a moment leaving a kiss on her head)

Sersi: Wait for me here Sweetie i just forget my purse i be right back.

(Sersi left Titania with sally outside the house, When she get back inside the other children were in the other room and all the mother's is in the living room she walk in already taking off her ring and earrings.

Mother1: She punch my son in the face so we just teach her some lesson it's not proper for a young girl punching a boy in the face

Sersi: uh-uh

(Not caring)

Mother2: She just over reacting with all her crying she should be discipline

Sersi:uh-uh

(Taking her coat off)

Mother3: You should even thank us

(Sersi close the door and turn to look at them and smile )

Sersi: oh sure thank you then.

.

.

.

Titania outside the house hearing a loud noise inside the house like someone doing a construction all of the sudden, and then Sersi came out smiling sweetly at her she carry Titania again she said good bye to sally who turn white already, before sersi leave she turn the living room in metal so that the mother's gonna have one hell of a problem to go out not to mention the damage that sersi made of them it's lucky if one of them could stand and ask for help.

Sersi: I'm really sorry Titania this happened

Titania: It's okay mommy sersi i had fun! Besides i made new friends so I'm happy

Sersi: really? Well I'm glad you're happy but i still would like to make it up to you, how about we go to arcade i buy you many tokens as much as you like, and daddy ikaris wanted to watch movies with us.

Titania: Yessss please!!!!

(Titania giggle hugging sersi look like she already forgot what happened)

Titania: I saw you in the window your naughty mommy sersi

(Titania tell in whisper sersi eyes widen)

Titania: thank you

(Titania kiss her)

[narashikari]

What do you mean Junya Komatsu is in a BL stage play?!

It has happened... my oshi has entered the pipeline...!

Looks like we're getting an Untamed where they'll be allowed to smooch, featuring some A+ boy kissers:

[door-insurance]

Happy birthday Kate marsh!

Heres sketches of elderly chasemarsh and co

Old Katie and vic

Katie: honey, max is starting a nonprofit-

Vic: HUH?? MAXINE IS ADOPTING A BROOM CLOSET???

*reason why vic is in a bad shape is cause all the crack she did at the vortex club caught up to her

(Sorry about the handwriting)

Elderly Chloe about to duke it out with oldtoria

Chloe: Chase! If you weren’t in a wheelchair I would’ve kicked your fcking ass

Vic: oh so what you’re a lil bit*ch now?! Come here and bring it, Kari!

*old Chloe still dyes her hair

Old max and Rachel aren’t too amused abt their wife’s antics

Max: oh dog they’re at it again

Rachel: we outta put Chloe on a leash and a muzzle on Victoria

*chloe and Victoria been beefing for 50+ years at this point, chloes wives are tired

Elderly chenrich enjoying the scene and not intervening

Alex: aww your old classmates are trying to kill each other again

Steph: I swear this shit never gets tired

*steph and Alex play dnd at the folks center, Ryan refuses to retire as a ranger (I’ll draw him someday, promise)

[yourfavekari]

slutty helper | h.yj

̨𖥔 ִ ་ 🎅🏻 ، ˖ ࣪ DAY 1 OF 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

synopsis: yeji was bored of decorating around the house, so she decided to get you to help her. but I don’t think she wants decorating help..

pairings: hwang yeji × f!reader

a jolly note from kari: well, folks! 12 days of xmas has begun! why not start these days off fresh with yeji? hehe. 🎅🏻 okay, no, but actually i love this sm. the layout i am lowk proud of myself for doing. i honestly can’t believe xmas is tomorrow.

nsfw warnings: praise, teasing, strap usage, squirt(alot), reader is a little slutty, pussy eating, spanking

You were asleep half the day, that you didn’t notice your girlfriend decorating the house for Christmas yet. The reason she said half is because she had to wake you up (after you had the best dream ever) just to kick you out your room for forty minutes so she could decorate it. Damn, she wasn’t playing when it came to decorating for Christmas.

Next to Jisu and Yuna, you can agree that Yeji is quite skilled in decorating. I mean, the way she decorated the house in gold (DAY AND NIGHT WE BEAMING BLAZING JUS LIKE THAT) this year was crazyyy..oh you loved it. She had to close your eyes and put you back to sleep, since she was going to surprise you later, and she didn’t want you to see the room yet.

About two in a half hours later, she flopped on the couch, exhausted from the work she did so far. All she had left was the tree to decorate. But I think she needed some help. So you know what she has to do. Wake poor you up.

After whining and complaining from you for a couple minutes, you both finally get to work. Since you’re a short queen, she of course had to pull out the ladder. Almost every ornament you put on, she had to lightly slap your ass.

“YAHHH! Stop it, Yejiii!” You whined. Her lips only curl into a little smirk at your reaction, knowing damn well your naughty ass likes it.

“Aww, c’mon, babe. You know you like it.” Yeji said, leaning against your back, nearly making you fall. Another smack was then landed on your ass, but this time you didn’t complain. “See, you’re not complaining now..”

“That’s because I let you.” You roll your eyes.

“Yeah, right. Now, we’re nearly done. But I think I wanna add some extra decoration to this tree..” Yeji said, as you looked confused. You already had, like, thirty ornaments on the tree..

Suddenly, she pushes you down on the couch forcefully, and pulls down your pajama pants and your panties. You, of course squirm and say shit like “we shouldn’t do this right now” or something. But Yeji…didn’t care.

She gets in between your legs and starts to lap away at your pussy, making you moan and whine. “Ooh, fuuuck, Yejii! ‘Feels so good!” You moan, a slight giggle in your voice.

“Already—mmh—moaning for me?” Yeji mumbles into your cunt, as you nodded frantically, eyes rolling back in the process.

But she wasn’t gonna let you cum that easily yet. She ran upstairs real quick for something, while you were lying on that couch, rubbing your cunt desperately, but slowly. Yeji came back after one minute, with the strap on she had just bought on. You didn’t know that she bought it, so of course it’s new to you..

After making you beg for it for like three minutes, she finally was pounding that strap in your ass desperately, literally needing you badly. Damn. The day before Christmas, and she’s already needy? But it’s good. Because you’re needy too!

She rubs your clit in time to match with her rough thrusts, making you cum literally after 3 seconds of rubbing your clit. “Already? I was having fun..” Yeji pouted.

“You were literally devouring me, Yeji. And then stopped me when I was 2 seconds away from cumming. That’s your fault.” You said, rolling your eyes, as you noticed a cup being held by your pussy, your juices falling in it.

“There we go! I have this for extra decoration for the tree!” Yeji exclaimed happily, making you gasp in shock. She’s going to pour your cum on the tree?!

Just as she was about to ruin all your guys’ hard work, she stops and laughs, saying those two words that would make you murder her.

“Just kiddin’!”

[mothinabottle]

so college is kicking my ass due to my teachers doing a shitshow with the delivering dates of important projects and reports 🙃

Thankfully, I had two hours of break to finish some basic lineart of the male version of one of my PCs. He still doesn't have the three angel wings nor his halo, and don't even get me started with his colouring. But...

This is Karin the Ethereal!...the male version of Kari.

Hopefully I'll be able to have some free time this week to at least do something or make a quick sketch to update this blog...

Until then, I love you all ❤️

[asknarashikari]

The guy who plays Takaharu from Ninninger will star with Junya Komatsu in another toku project.

Kari, how do you feel about this?

^ Me right now, in abject glee over the thought of not only a new Junya Komatsu work to simp over, but one where he gets to kick the ass of my 2nd most disliked red

And it looks so delightfully silly. I love it to pieces already. I hope it gets picked up by a toku subber.

[sbrown82]

I wonder how The Stones children feel about they’re parents doing drugs, having sex with multiple people, having to have multiple stepmoms, or reading a book about how they were pretty much unwanted. I feel bad for Jade Jagger, Marlon Richards, all of Ronnie’s kids, Nicholas Dunbar and Brian’s kids. They have to continuously hear about how their parents were on drugs. Like Anita was on bad drugs with all 3 of her children, I wonder how they felt being around that. Or someone like Jade how both parents not really being there for her and then judging her for being just like them. Or Karis having to see her mom struggle most of her childhood while her dad didn’t even want to claim her. Or Brian’s children who probably only seen him on tv or in magazines because he didn’t really come around for them. Or Nicholas who’s mother was on terrible drugs and was sent to his grandma after his mom tried to commit suicide, it’s a lot to swallow.

Many of the Rolling Stones children have talked about this, specifically Jade Jagger, Marlon Richards, and Brian Jones' children. I mean, that couldn't have been easy, which is why some of them either acted out when they were young or completely stayed away from the spotlight. Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg's son Marlon said his parents were both reckless and very heavy drug addicts. In fact, Anita did heroin while pregnant with her daughter Angela and even gave birth to her in a rehab clinic, and Keith once fell asleep at the while and crashed his car with his son in the back seat. One of their children even died at 10 weeks old from SIDS while in her care. Keith's mom had enough and took their daughter Angela to live with her and said Anita was a bad mom.

And yes, Jade always talks about how her parents were never really around and how she was treated like a mascot instead of their daughter. Mick was always on tour or doing whatever with whoever, while her mother Bianca was a "socialite" who partied at nightclubs or would travel for days leaving her daughter alone with nannies. Her childhood wasn't very pleasant as she had to fit into their lifestyles, which is probably why she acted out a lot. She did drugs, was kicked out of school, and even dabbled in "soft porn". Paparazzi even caught her having sex on a nude beach in Europe. She's a hot ass mess!!

Karis is the total opposite! Her mother, Marsha Hunt, was a real hands-on parent who took her everywhere with her, provided her with a great education (even though she couldn't afford it), and kept her out of the limelight - probably a main reason why she doesn't do any interviews or cares about celebrity culture. I don't think I've ever even heard her mention her father before. The asshole didn't claim her until she was 12 years old. TWELVE!!!!! That's a loooooong time to deny your fucking kid. It's unbelievable that she wants anything to do with him. And even though she grew up poor and on food stamps, she had an extremely normal upbringing as opposed to all her siblings who are now "professional Jaggers". You never hear about her in the news, but can you blame her? After the way the media treated her mother back in the day, I wouldn't care either. She's very strait-laced and a real class act.

Brian Jones was probably the worst of them. By the time that fool was 19, he already had 3 children by 3 different baby mamas and didn't take care of any of them. Not one! That was his M.O.: he would date some teenaged girl (And I mean young, like 16/17 years old), knock her up, then abandon her and the baby, at times leaving them to starve. His third baby mama, Pat Andrews, even outed him about his behavior in 1965:

A few of his other baby mamas actually gave the children up for adoption because they couldn't raise them on their own. But that had to be painful for all his children. They all lost a father they never knew, they didn't even know they had siblings growing up until they met each other in their late 20s and 30s. Another one of Brian's sons actually spoke about him and this pattern of treating the mothers of his children with such disregard:

Also, Nicholas Dunbar is not Mick Jagger's son, even tho the skinny mf spent more time with him when he was a baby than his own damn child Karis. Ain't that a bitch?!

[narashikari]

Literally the only good thing to come out of this episode is 1) Daichi getting his ass kicked and 2) Neon's sperm donor's Rider name being Gyaa-go, which I can "mistake" for Gago (meaning something like "bastard" in Filipino

Otherwise

Kari is one mad Psyduck right now

[toxooz]

Do you think if / when Kari has Ollie’s babies it would look like this

Just LARGE compared to her

solely bc huge ass babies creep the HELL outta me imma say NO they hatch as lil tiny munchkins and the Large Orc Gene kicks in later on in puberty thus making them rlly tall skinny n lanky bc their metabolism cant keep up lmfao

[hermitcrafths]

*she sits back watching* kick there ass roomie! -Kari

(false continues to sparr them until the bots power off saying “defeated”)

[bigbossmaker]

Fighter's Class Upgrade gave him a crown/tiara thingy that was supposed to look like horns. So in the SWAP AU, they obviously made fun of him looking like a princess.

The superbuddies are aboutta kick someone's ass in this pic. And then Black Mage'll probably say something stupid leading to Fighter punching him. It's okay, he makes squeaky toy noises!

SWAP Vs Kary, but it looks cool? (It obviously wouldn't be as cool lookin', but I wanted to draw this.

Hubby was into Deadplate so I doodled this-

[britorwhatsomethingsumorwatvev]

Violet: Bardi in a 'Rari, diamonds all over my body

Violet: (30, you a fool for this one) shinin' all over my body

Violet: Bardi, put that lil' bitch on molly, Bardi

Jenny: Bitch on Molly (Cheeze)

Jenny: 21, diamonds all over my body

Jenny: Fucked that bitch on molly (KSR)

Jenny: Ask him if I'm 'bout it

Kari: Your bitch wanna party with Cardi

Kari: Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21)

Kari: Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)

Kari: Shinin' all over my body (my body)

Kari: Cardi got your bitch on molly

Kari: Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame

Kari: Bentley truck lane to lane, blow out the brain (21)

Kari: I go insane, insane

Kari: I drop a check on the chain, fuck up a check in the Flame

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (from what?)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (say what?)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (21)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (who's Cardi?)

Kari: Who get this motherfucker started? (Cardi)

Kari: Who took your bitch out to party? (Cardi)

Kari: I took your bitch and departed (Cardi)

Kari: Who that be fly as a Martian? (Cardi)

Kari: Who that on fleek in the cut? (Cardi)

Kari: Who got the bricks in the truck? (Cardi)

Kari: Them diamonds gon' hit like a bitch on a bitch ass bitch

Kari: Bitch, you a wannabe Cardi

Kari: Red bottom MJ, moonwalk on a bitch

Kari: Moonwalkin' through your clique

Kari: I'm moonwalkin' in the 6

Kari: Sticky with the kick (skrrt), moonrocks in this bitch

Kari: I'm from the motherfuckin' Bronx (Bronx)

Kari: I keep the pump in the trunk (trunk)

Kari: Bitch, if you bad then jump (jump)

Kari: Might leave your bitch in a slump (your back)

Kari: Your bitch wanna party with Cardi

Kari: Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21, skrrt-skrrt)

Kari: Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)

Kari: Shinin' all over my body (my body)

Kari: Cardi got your bitch on molly

Kari: Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame

Kari: Bentley truck lane to lane, blow out the brain (21)

Kari: I go insane, insane

Kari: I drop a check on the chain, fuck up a check in the Flame

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (from what?)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (say what?)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (skrrt, 21)

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (21)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset

Kari: Your bitch wanna party with a Savage (21)

Kari: Saint Laurent Savage nobody asked you (yeah)

Kari: High end cars and fashion (21)

Kari: I don't eat pussy, I'm fastin' (on God)

Kari: I'm a Blood, my brother Crippin'

Kari: Bitch, I'm drippin', hoe, you trippin'

Kari: Told the waitress, I ain't tippin'

Kari: I like hot sauce on my chicken (on God)

Kari: I pulled the rubber off and I put hot sauce on her titties (21)

Kari: I'm in a Bentley truck, she keep on suckin' like it's tinted (21)

Kari: All these VVSs, nigga, my sperm worth millions (on God)

Kari: The bitch so bad, I popped a Molly 'fore I hit it (21, 21)

Kari: Your bitch wanna party with Cardi

Kari: Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21, skrrt-skrrt)

Kari: Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)

Kari: Shinin' all over my body (my body)

Kari: Cardi got your bitch on molly

Kari: Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame

Kari: Bentley truck lane to lane, blow out the brain (21)

Kari: I go insane, insane

Kari: I drop a check on the chain, fuck up a check in the Flame

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (from what?)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (say what?)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (21)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (who's Cardi?)

Kari: Step in this bitch in Givenchy (cash)

Kari: Fuck up a check in Givenchy (cash)

Kari: Boss out the coupe and them inches

Kari: I fuck up a bag at the Fendi, I fuck up a bag in a minute

Kari: Who you know drip like this?

Kari: Who you know built like this?

Kari: I'm poppin' shit like a dude

Kari: Pull up to pop at your crew, brrrt, poppin' at you (woo)

Kari: They say you basic, I flooded the Rollie with diamonds

Kari: I flooded the Patek and bracelet

Kari: I got your bitch and she naked

Kari: Ice on the cake when I bake it

Kari: I'm switchin' lanes in the Range

Kari: Swap out the dick for the brain

Kari: Swap out your bitch for your main

Kari: Swap out the trap for the fame

Kari: Ice on them Cardi B Cartier frames, bitch

Kari: Your bitch wanna party with Cardi

Kari: Cartier Bardi in a 'Rari (21, skrrt-skrrt)

Kari: Diamonds all over my body (Cardi)

Kari: Shinin' all over my body (my body)

Kari: Cardi got your bitch on molly

Kari: Bitch, you ain't gang, you lame

Kari: Bentley truck lane to lane, blow out the brain (21)

Kari: I go insane, insane

Kari: I drop a check on the chain, fuck up a check in the Flame

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (from what?)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (say what?)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (21)

Kari: Cardi took your man, you upset, uh

Kari: Cardi got rich, they upset, yeah (21)

Kari: Cardi put the pussy on Offset (Cardi)

Kari: Cartier, Cardi B brain on Offset (who's Cardi?)

[toranoya]

Moxxie shrugged out of his suit and shirt and winced slightly as Kari tightened the bandages around a particularly nasty wound on his arm. His forked tongue flicked out briefly, a reflex from the pain. “Ah! Careful, Kari! I’m an Imp, not a pincushion,” he hissed, though his tone was more teasing than annoyed. He gave her a small, appreciative smile. “But… thanks. You’re a natural, you know?”

He watched her work with a mixture of pride and guilt, seeing the worry etched into her face. As she finished, he flexed his patched-up arm with a grimace but managed to sit a little straighter. "You’ve definitely gotten better at this. Almost like you’re used to patching up idiots who get themselves hurt." He chuckled weakly.

When she mentioned going to Hell to look for him, Moxxie’s eyes softened. “You… what? Kari, you went down there to find me?” His smile faltered for a second, replaced by a mix of shock and concern. He reached out, gently placing a hand on her shoulder. “Kid, that was brave—reckless as all Hell, but brave. I—”

“I got caught in a fight, got roughed up pretty bad. Lost the rest of my gun ammo on the way out. But… I made it back.” He gave her a lopsided grin. “Because I wasn’t gonna leave you hanging, you hear me? No matter how bad it gets, I’ll find my way back.”

Moxxie squeezed her shoulder gently and his grin returned, a little more tired but still warm. “Now, tell me—did you at least kick some demon ass while you were down there?”

[asknarashikari]

How well would Nijigon and Ise get along, Kari? What about Lovekov, Ise, Hopper1, Nijigon and the Gochizos?

Nijigon and Ise are great friends, being fellow dragons hatched from eggs mysteriously created by the powers that be and all. Ise tries to keep Nijigon out of mischief, but usually he somehow gets involved in the shenanigans lol.

And of course, they're both also close to Lovekov and Hopper-1 as fellow cute mascot creatures who kick ass and take names. (And ofc Hopper-1 is Nijigon's senpai and brother-figure).

The Gochizous... well, given their rather short lifespans, I don't think they really form a bond with any particular one, but they get along well with them. If they're not crying out for the blood of their enemies, that is. Or maybe because of it? Lol.